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2026-02-28T21:33:12Z

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A [[Toba Zoo|new zoo]] next to [[Toba Aquarium]] is under construction. It is anticipated that the zoo will open in a few years.

Over 1,600 species of animals are predicted to be present at the zoo, ranging from the giant African bush elephant to the tiny green anole.

"It's like Planet Zoo all over again," says [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]], eager to see the new collection of animals.
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[[Wiki City]] has been named World's Best City for the 2,763rd year in a row!

The city has always played an integral role in the development of [[Wikiland]]. With its sustainable architecture, walkable neighbourhoods, and universal access to and love for public transit, life here seems to be better here than in any American city.

"Not even Amsterdam can compare to the greatness of Wiki City. I mean... this is what a city should be," said a critic, "I could bike or ride the bus, metro, or train anywhere as opposed to just taking the damn car at this point."
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A large group of people are attempting to replicate the [[Tower of Babel]] and physically reach Heaven after a failed attempt thousands of years ago.

Legend has it that the original group of people were a single ethnic group that had recently migrated to the land of Shinar. Eventually, they come up with a plan to make a city and build a tower that will reach the sky. However, God didn't like their idea, so he threw everyone to other places around the world and made them not understand what their colleagues were saying anymore, giving us the many different languages surviving today instead of just one.

While it is seemingly impossible to physically reach Heaven, people say the same curse will be put upon everyone again. But you never know...
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Argentina are the new world champions! 36 years after the late Diego Maradona and his squad won the FIFA World Cup at Mexico City in 1986, a new group of legends, led by the great Lionel Messi, finished the fight and gave Argentina their third world championship.

In front of 88,966 fans at Lusail Stadium in Qatar—a record for a World Cup Final since 1994 (94,194 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena)—''La Albiceleste'' led the way with Messi scoring a penalty goal in the 23rd minute against France, the defending titleholders. Later, in the 36th minute, Alexis Mac Allister smoothly manoeuvred the ball to Ángel Di María, who shot over French goalkeeper Hugo Lloris to make it 2–0. Entering halftime, many people thought Argentina would carry the second half to win it all, but the tables have turned in favour of the French; Kylian Mbappé scored another penalty goal in the 80th minute, but things didn't stop there. 97 seconds later, Mbappé got a pass from Marcus Thuram before screaming the ball into the goal to equalize at 2–2. Towards the end of added time, Messi's shot was saved by Lloris, ultimately taking the game to extra time.

In the 108th minute, Lautaro Martínez's shot was saved by Lloris again; however, this time, Messi pulled through from close range to make it 3–2. However, France wouldn't let it slide, as in the 118th minute, Mbappé scored yet another penalty goal—his second of the game—to complete an outstanding hat trick, becoming only the second man to do so in a World Cup final after Geoff Hurst's magnificent performance for England at home in 1966. And, as simple as that, the game went to a penalty shootout.

Mbappé and Messi, fellow Paris Saint-Germain clubmates, successfully scored the first two goals of the shootout, but Kingsley Coman's shot was saved by Argentinian goalkeeper Emiliano Martínez, and if that's not bad enough for France, after Paulo Dybala's successful shot, Aurélien Tchouaméni shot the ball wide of the goal. France were at the brink of defeat, especially with Leandro Paredes making it 3–1. However, they weren't giving up, with the help of Kolo Muani, but for Argentina, victory was in sight. It was Gonzalo Montiel who shot the winning penalty to win the World Cup for Argentina.

After the game, the area surrounding the Obelisco in Buenos Aires was packed all day, among many other places throughout the capital and the rest of Argentina. Later, on the day of the championship parade, which was suddenly cut short for safety concerns, 4 million people—an Argentinian record—filled the streets of Buenos Aires. Regardless of what happened, this was one of the greatest moments in modern Argentinian history.
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Surveys were returned to [[Bureau of Bureaucracy|the bureau]] today. [[Director Hylin Arbature|Dir. Hylin Arbature]] performed cursory [[analysis]] but came up empty-handed in her hypotheses. There were simply no conclusions to be drawn.

"It's as simple as that," said [[Morgen Forrester|Forrester]], "we regularly dubicate on these sorts of findings, but [the] flat truth of it all is that there wasn't any correlation between the dry-routes and the antiperturbiant layer dynamics." Forrester went on to discuss potential dindings that could've been uncurthed if the surveys were more andrulatory. The bureau continues to ... (cont'd pg. B18)
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[[Who|They]] did '''surgery on a [[grape]]'''.
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The [[Suez Canal]] has been blocked by a lodged cargo ship named [[Ever Given]]. The estimated cost in loss of deliveries is skyrocketing by the minute. [[Egypt]]ian authorities are considering building a second canal in accordance to the engineering principle of redundancy—the existence of more than one thing to accomplish a task.

One of the largest container ships in the world, Ever Given was in the middle of her trip from [[Malaysia]]'s Port of Tanjung Pelepas to [[Rotterdam]] in the [[Netherlands]] when she became stuck in the middle of the canal. This isn't the first incident involving her; in 2019, she collided with HADAG [[ferry]] Finkenwerder, to which she inflicted major damages.
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Three years after the late [[Belarus]] was destroyed by [[Sir Feet]], the remaining Belarusians scattered throughout the [[Real World]] initiated a plan to strike back at [[the Mario Party]] and take back their land. The survivors gathered in [[New Yоrk|New York]] to plot their revenge, but they can't do it alone. With the help of their allies, the Belarusians hope to team up with the [[United Nations]] to attack TMP. However, Sir Feet seems impossible to capture, so it will take some time before he is finally captured.
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[[McOkinee]] at [[McDonald's]] now costs [[$]][[3.98]], [[1]] [[cent]] less from its previous [[Not free|price]]!
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'''Pearberry Island has been saved!'''

On June 20, 2023, people around the world voted by the masses to prevent the vicious [[oil baron]] [[In a Nutshell]] from razing it to make room for a lavish apartment complex. This comes after the [[Board of Shareholders]] voted ''no'' on [[Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages|YN-41]]. This is a huge win for Pearberry Island and its huge variety of flora and fauna, [[Pearberries|many]] [[Pearnut whirlish|of]] [[Pearberry bear|which]] cannot be found anywhere else in the world, as well as environmental justice around [[The Wiki Camp 2]].

The fight is not over for some people, though, as [[The Wiki Camp 2 Union]] seems to be growing in [[Okinada]].
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[[The Wiki Camp 2 World Expo]] is up and running! Millions of people flock to this chunk of [[Atlas Earth|land]] in the [[Metaverse]] daily, getting a taste of every [[world]] in existence. Furthermore, [[aquarium]]s, [[zoo]]s, [[Airplane|plane]]s, [[train]]s, [[Car|automobiles]], [[restaurant]]s, [[architecture]], and even [[Sports|sporting events]] give Expo some flair.

"It's like the [[Expo 1964|'64 World's Fair]] but grander," says [[Queens]] resident Boomer Michaels, who spent his childhood days wandering around the iconic but unofficial world expo. "Even better, I get to see the [[New York Mets|Mets]]! Alright, baby, love the Mets!"

Expo will conclude with the presentation of [[Golden Punchy|Golden Punchies]] and the closing ceremony.
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People are currently marching by the millions in [[Wiki City]] in advocation for [[total seal extinction]].

"I'm so fucking sick and tired of those [[Damn seal|damn seals]]. Oh, their hideous looks, their disgusting smells, I can't fucking stand them," said an anonymous protester.

World leaders everywhere have pledged for a total seal extinction event by 2064, but people say they want it over and done with.
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'''Can you believe it?'''

A [[Liar|pesky little fellow]] asked an onlooker for a slice of cake, and so the onlooker handed it the cake. Moments later, the cake was still there, and not a single bit was missing from the cake. They were deceived! That ugly thing just told a lie! This is a disgraceful act to society, and now people are calling for [[total seal extinction]] as early as 2024. The liar has been sentenced to [[death]] via [[To the Shredder|the shredder]].
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[[Seinfeld]] is back for a 10th season! However, it is exclusive to the wiki. Sorry, not sorry, [[Netflix]]!
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[[Sir Topham Hatt]] is on the run after he was accused of murdering [[Clippy]].

Clippy was a beloved character, eager to help out newcomers to The Wiki Camp 2. Unfortunately, the reckless Sir Topham Hatt put money over safety, and one of his high-speed trains instantly killed them. "I care about money first and foremost," said Hatt in an earlier interview with The Wiki Camp Times. He was instigated at Tidmouth Sheds instantly after the Steam Team and The Wiki Camp 2 Union fond out. "I loved Sir Topham Hatt like a father," said Thomas the Tank Engine, "Sure, he may have scolded me in the past, but he loves me just the same. I was heartbroken to find out what happened. I had a feeling that he was up to something, but didn't know until now."

The North Western Railway is now being operated by a union of railway workers, and things are going fair and square for the time being. In the meantime, Hatt saw Jesus telling him to "go forth and sin no more" in a dream and doesn't know what to do.
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Nobody reads these anymore, so nobody will notice that I'm gay.
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Thousands are marching around Crypto.com Arena in [[Los Angeles]] to demand it returns to its origins as Staples Center. This comes after LA residents realized the potential for people to come together and outweigh the ruling executives. Reports are going around saying that people could begin to occupy the arena at least until the arena's three main tenants—the LA Lakers, Kings, and Sparks—resume play.
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2026-02-28T21:28:56Z

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