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Chiikawa

2026-01-03T11:30:43Z

Braiinmobile:

Chiikawa are a invasive species of creatures that are known to eat and destroy fiber-optic cables. It is recommended to keep Chiikawa away from your electronics, but also your cupboards as they are known to raid them to recharge their energy from the fiber-optic cable consuming.

== Type of Chiikawa ==

=== Chiikawa ===
A small, white [[Hamter|hamster]]-like creature that likes to snack on specifically WIFI-routers. The Chiikawa's are famously known for trying to be a part of [[The War of Seals and Horses]], but got declined by both named parties due to being a hamster.
[[File:Chiikawar.jpg|center|thumb|A Chiikawa in their battle uniform. ]]

=== Usagi ===
Usagi's are fat, [[yellow]] [[Rabbit|rabbits]] that are the main cause for the cupboard raids.
[[File:Usagi....jpg|center|thumb|An freshly captured Usagi. ]]

=== Hachiware ===
Hachiware's are [[blue]] and [[white]] [[Cats i really like|cats]] who are the smartest of their species. They are able to locate cables, outlets, chargers and WIFI-routers. THEY ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
[[File:Ced974a164b258a486b0fdcbd346b29a.jpg|center|thumb|A Hachiware drawing its sword. ]]

=== Kurimanju ===
Kurimanju's are middle aged honey [[Badger|badgers]] with a alcohol problem. Though harmless, they make a loud hissing noise, indicating that they are about to [[Creeper|explode]]. Kurimanju's can be found in fridges and bars, often raiding them, much like Usagi's.
[[File:Kuri.jpg|center|thumb|A Kurimanju enjoing a meal before it will explode. ]]

File:Kuri.jpg

2026-01-03T11:29:19Z

Braiinmobile:

silly kurimanju...

User:Braiinmobile

2026-01-01T22:00:35Z

Braiinmobile:

Pages I made!

- The [[Bob Dylan]] page

-The [[Chiikawa]] page

- The [[IP address]] page

IP address

2026-01-01T21:56:19Z

Braiinmobile: Created page with "frame"

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2026-01-01T21:55:43Z

Braiinmobile:

spongebolb hjas my ip

User:Braiinmobile

2026-01-01T21:47:02Z

Braiinmobile: my username page or smth idk how to name this haha

Pages I made!

- The [[Bob Dylan]] page

-The [[Chiikawa]] page

Chiikawa

2026-01-01T21:45:58Z

Braiinmobile: Made a Chiikawa page

Chiikawa are a invasive species of creatures that are known to eat and destroy fiber-optic cables. It is recommended to keep Chiikawa away from your electronics, but also your cupboards as they are known to raid them to recharge their energy from the fiber-optic cable consuming.

== Type of Chiikawa ==

=== Chiikawa ===
A small, white [[Hamter|hamster]]-like creature that likes to snack on specifically WIFI-routers. The Chiikawa's are famously known for trying to be a part of [[The War of Seals and Horses]], but got declined by both named parties due to being a hamster.
[[File:Chiikawar.jpg|center|thumb|A Chiikawa in their battle uniform. ]]

=== Usagi ===
Usagi's are fat, [[yellow]] [[Rabbit|rabbits]] that are the main cause for the cupboard raids.
[[File:Usagi....jpg|center|thumb|An freshly captured Usagi. ]]

=== Hachiware ===
Hachiware's are blue and white cats who are the smartest of their species. They are able to locate cables, outlets, chargers and WIFI-routers. THEY ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
[[File:Ced974a164b258a486b0fdcbd346b29a.jpg|center|thumb|A Hachiware drawing its sword. ]]

File:Ced974a164b258a486b0fdcbd346b29a.jpg

2026-01-01T21:44:48Z

Braiinmobile:

DANGEROUS HACHIWARE

File:Usagi....jpg

2026-01-01T21:42:09Z

Braiinmobile:

fat usagi

File:Chiikawar.jpg

2026-01-01T21:31:38Z

Braiinmobile:

Soldier Chiikawa.

Bob Dylan

2026-01-01T17:37:08Z

Braiinmobile:

[[File:8db5292ef3f3a6c95d40efafc0503d4d 50.jpg|thumb|Dylan in his stretched out form. ]]
Bob Dylan is an American singer-songwriter. He is known for songs like '[[Blowing In The Wind]]', 'I Want You' and 'What Does The Fox Say'. He is known to have a dislike for [[Niko|Niko the seal]], but goes on record to say he loves [[Yo-chan]]. His albums often talk about love, sandwiches, aquatic animals and smoking.

Bob Dylan

2026-01-01T17:33:52Z

Braiinmobile:

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2026-01-01T17:33:31Z

Braiinmobile:

Bob Dylan in his stretched out form.

Bob Dylan

2026-01-01T17:29:32Z

Braiinmobile: Made a Bob Dylan page

[[File:8db5292ef3f3a6c95d40efafc0503d4d.jpg|thumb|Stretched Bob. ]]
Bob Dylan is an American singer-songwriter. He is known for songs like 'Blowing In The Wind', 'I Want You' and 'What Does The Fox Say'.

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2026-01-01T17:28:17Z

Braiinmobile:

Bob Dylan in his stretched out form.

Niko

2026-01-01T17:18:20Z

Braiinmobile:

{{Return|Baby Niko|Return to baby}}

Just...so...[[Very ugly seal|UGLY]]!![[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|oh.. hi... please leave.]]

[[Nerpy Tuba|nerpy tuba]]

=== Mood ===
he thinks he is awesome and silly<ref>https://youtu.be/t_wvvi9B6I0</ref>
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]

he can transform into a form at closely resembles the legendary [[Super Wiki Camper]] when harnessing the power of the seven [[Okin Superberries]]. Whether he actually is the Super Wiki Camper is unknown.

he is currently in [[The Greenhouses]] with [[File:Quantificus.png|274x274px]] and many tobacco. he Will Not Stop smoking, all of that D A M N!! [[Tobacco]]. He looks,, so cool. Though.
=== Controversy ===
*On January 8th, 2022, Niko faced charges of [[Tax Evasion]]. Sad!
*He was also accused of [[Ugly]]
*On October 12th, 2024, Niko was arrested DUIOC (Driving under the influence of cement.) Since November 7th he got released from rehab. Cement addiction runs in his family, as he was forced to eat [[cement]] when he was 6.
[[File:Nikos3rd.png|left|thumb|ah.. I just turned [[6|3!]]]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|please... leave my page.]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|there isn't anything here for you...|alt=]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|go home...|alt=]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|see? nothing. there isn't anything here. sigh...|alt=]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|huh? [[You're so nerpa|why am I so nerpa?]] what does that mean...]]
[[Category:Nerpa]]
[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Laes]]
[[Category:Baby]]
[[Category:Bosses]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:Named seals]]
[[Category:Touhou Project]]
[[Category:Niko]]
[[Category:Himejoshis]]
[[Category:Real individual seals]]
<noinclude>
[[Category:Pages Tumblr likes]]
</noinclude>

Cement

2026-01-01T17:02:00Z

Braiinmobile: /* Diet in seals */

{{confuse|Cement (Arknights)}}
[[File:Mixerbaby.gif|left|frameless]]
'''Cement''', known in the wild as '''concrete''', is a type of element that is found in [[gray]] substances. [[Seals]] are famously gray and as such are considered the animal embodiment of cement.
[[File:Cinderblock.png|thumb|Pure elemental cement. Often found in groups of 12.]]
Seals love eating cement.

== Origins ==
Cement was first discovered on the planet [[Mercury]], which is entirely made of cement. Asteroids strike Mercury, sending chunks of cement floating through space, some of which land on [[Earth]]. Large chunks of cement are called [[Monolith|monoliths]]. Small chunks of cement are called [[rock]].

== Nutrition ==
Cement is sadly inedible to any non-gray animal. Consuming cement while not gray will result in immediate asphyxiation and [[death]].

=== Diet in seals ===
Seals, being one of the few gray animals, eat cement heartily. Cement allows them to sink and swim in water<ref>Cement consumption in non-seals also supplements sinking capabilities, but this is often used for murder.</ref>, while also providing the strength to their naturally brittle musculature. It is considered abnormal if a baby seal does not want to eat cement, so it is advised to force them to eat it, for their own good. Some seals develop a cement addiction, a famous case being [[Niko|Nikolas Tobias the seal]].
[[File:Windows cement epic.png|left|thumb|Promotional image for Windows CeMeNT, broadcast in every TV station in every country at once using illegal techniques.]]

=== Usage in computing ===
Because computers are also grey and animals (didn't you know that?), the most common human use for cement is to sculpt it into those yummy little floppy disks they love so much. One computer, [[Bill Gates]], loved cement so much that he made his own TV show called ''Windows CeMeNT''. It was called Windows because he rationalized that due to the presence of glass in his [[chemical structure]] and no [[hinges]] or anything that would be used to [[craft]] a [[Female|gate]], he must be a window instead. He thusly renamed himself to ''Bill Windows''. Windows CeMeNT is widely considered one of the worst shows of all time because every single episode's entire 30-minute runtime consisted of time lapses of cement hardening. Bill Windows still continues to make epsiodes to this day even though people wanted him to stop so bad they put him in [[Prison]].

{{Nippy}}
== Footnotes ==
[[Category:Food]]
[[Category:Elements]]
[[Category:Substances]]
[[Category:Seals]]

Niko

2026-01-01T16:58:21Z

Braiinmobile:

{{Return|Baby Niko|Return to baby}}

Just...so...[[Very ugly seal|UGLY]]!![[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|oh.. hi... please leave.]]

[[Nerpy Tuba|nerpy tuba]]

=== Mood ===
he thinks he is awesome and silly<ref>https://youtu.be/t_wvvi9B6I0</ref>
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]

he can transform into a form at closely resembles the legendary [[Super Wiki Camper]] when harnessing the power of the seven [[Okin Superberries]]. Whether he actually is the Super Wiki Camper is unknown.

he is currently in [[The Greenhouses]] with [[File:Quantificus.png|274x274px]] and many tobacco. he Will Not Stop smoking, all of that D A M N!! Tobacco. He looks,, so cool. Though.
=== Controversy ===
*On January 8th, 2022, Niko faced charges of [[Tax Evasion]]. Sad!
*He was also accused of [[Ugly]]
*On October 12th, 2024, Niko was arrested DUIOC (Driving under the influence of cement.) Since November 7th he got released from rehab. Cement addiction runs in his family, as he was forced to eat cement when he was 6.
[[File:Nikos3rd.png|left|thumb|ah.. I just turned [[6|3!]]]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|please... leave my page.]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|there isn't anything here for you...|alt=]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|go home...|alt=]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|see? nothing. there isn't anything here. sigh...|alt=]]

[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|huh? [[You're so nerpa|why am I so nerpa?]] what does that mean...]]
[[Category:Nerpa]]
[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Laes]]
[[Category:Baby]]
[[Category:Bosses]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:Named seals]]
[[Category:Touhou Project]]
[[Category:Niko]]
[[Category:Himejoshis]]
[[Category:Real individual seals]]
<noinclude>
[[Category:Pages Tumblr likes]]
</noinclude>