The Wiki Camp 2 - User contributions [en]

Scratch

2025-12-20T04:16:49Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{Distinguish|Doc Scratch|Scratch (Event)}}Scratch is the best coding website EVER. And by logic, the best project on there is the best coding project ever, right?

So i present to you...

= '''''[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1143978933/ THE BEST GODDAMN CODING YOU'VE EVER SEEN]''''' =

User:Callieloveshlvrai

2025-12-03T02:49:17Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

Heres my tumblr [https://www.tumblr.com/callieloveshlvrai/789184663227940864/yes-i-have-a-laif-outside-of-pretending-to-be?source=share intro post!]

Welcome to my Wiki page. I inform the world.

My articles: [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], [[Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware|HLVRAI]], [[Scratch]], [[Carson Jude Johnson]], [[Smiling friends|Smiling Friends]], [[Fake Life]]
[[Category:Any pronouns]]

Peak

2025-12-03T02:47:49Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{For|the game|PEAK (game)}}
:''See also: [[Garten of Banban]]''
:{{Distinguish|Carson Jude Johnson}}
[[Garten of Banban|🏔️]]
[[Category:Opinion pages]]
[[Category:Geography]]
[[Category:TUFF]]

User:Callieloveshlvrai

2025-12-03T02:45:47Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

Fake Life

2025-12-03T02:45:34Z

Callieloveshlvrai: Created page with "You're living it!"

You're living it!

8675309150625

2025-12-02T23:03:42Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{Distinguish|Carson Jude Johnson}}

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boaJCrHNRMA This unforgettable tune about having Jenny's iconic phone number] is also [[9150625|this very forgettable Wiki Camp 2 competitor]].

Who is eight trillion six hundred and seventy five billion three hundred and nine million one hundred and fifty thousand six hundred and twenty five?
[[Category:Values]]
[[Category:Before & After]]

Sus Guy

2025-12-02T23:03:10Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{Distinguish|Paper Niko}}{{Distinguish|Carson Jude Johnson}}
:''Go for a [[Burger (TWC2)|Byeahh!]]''
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[[Category: Jerma]]
[[Category: Songs]]
[[Category: Ugly]]
[[Category: Villains]]
[[Category: Minigames]]

Kava

2025-12-02T23:02:44Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{Distinguish|Carson Jude Johnson}}

'''Kava''' is a crop of the [[Pacific Islands]] regularly consumed to induce sedation. Its roots are used to produce a sedative drink.
[[Category:Foods]]

God

2025-12-02T22:59:32Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{Distinguish|Richard Horvitz}}
{{Distinguish|Jesus Christ}}
{{Distinguish|The Holy Spirit}}{{Distinguish|Carson Jude Johnson}}{{Quote|Thou shalt see it shining in the arm that wields a pick or drives a spike; that democratic dignity which, on all hands, radiates without end from God; Himself! The great God absolute! The centre and circumference of all democracy! His omnipresence, our divine equality!|[[Moby Dick]]}}
[[File:God.webp|thumb|god]]
He <choose uncached=""><option weight=0.4>farted</option><option>burped</option><option weight=0.1>[[bart]]<nowiki/>ed</option></choose> like really loud one time and accidentally made the earth bro it was CRAZY holy shit lol
{{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who else accidentally made the Earth? {{Coloredlink|#DEDEDE|Clod Fan Pibby|Clod!!!}}}}

[[Category:Highest Powers]]
[[Category:Christianity?]]
[[Category:Dads]]
[[Category:Important pages]]
[[Category:Controversial pages]]
[[Category:Characters From Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer]]

Gordon Freeman

2025-12-02T22:57:31Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

{{Distinguish|Morgan Freeman}}
{{Quote|[[Headcrab]]s? Not today, you parasitic alien dirtbags! Die! Die! DIE!!!|Gordon Freeman, The Half-Lifer}}
[[File:Gordon Freeman Ponytail.webp|thumb|right|Gordon Freeman in his HEV Suit with his iconic ponytail.]]
'''Gordon Freeman''' is a character from the [[Half-Life (Video Game Franchise)|Half-Life]] franchise. He's a [[MIT]] graduate working at [[Black Mesa]]. Famously gloats his ponytail to all the other scientists at Black Masa.

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[[Category:People]][[Category:Valve]][[Category:Half-Life]]

Moon

2025-12-02T02:42:24Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

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== Interesting Tidbit ==
did you know that the moon is not actually completely round? see, it's actually covered in various [[lumps]] called "[[craters]]", caused by impacts of smaller bits of space rock impacting many years ago. and since it has no [[atmosphere]], it just builds up over time, since no [[air]] can blow around anything up there.

[[Barney calhoun|The corpse of Barney Calhoun is located here.]] [[Carson Jude Johnson|This is how it happened.]]
== Sponsorships ==
[[File:Moon-obs.jpg|thumb|moon]]{{Lights off}}{{Gru Sponsored}}
[[Category:Locations]]
[[Category:Space]]
[[Category:Turquoisian]]
[[Category:Watchlisted]]
[[Category:Moons]]
[[Category:Assist Trophies]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]

User:Callieloveshlvrai

2025-12-02T02:24:13Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

Carson Jude Johnson

2025-12-02T01:59:56Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

[[User:Callieloveshlvrai|Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie]], is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN
[[File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png|thumb|Carsons country, Calliland's flag]]

== Personal Life/Autobiography ==
Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the [[magic]] crystal that looked like a [[metal]] tube. I was going foraging, you see, for [[Mushroom|mushrooms]] that could possibly heal my ill wife [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my [[IPhone|phone]] to post a picture to [[Reddit|r/foraging]] to see if it could heal my wife, but it made my phone [[camera]] [[glitch]]. I didn't want to make my wife sicker, but i could TELL this tube may have potential. What i did was i drank my wifes spit, got [[sick]] from it, and then nibbled the tube to see if it would heal me.

And [[boy]] did it work! Infact, i was the strongest i'd ever been. I let my wife nibble it and he started floating up to heaven. Huh, so it doesn't work on everyone. I needed to research this. So i posted the staticy picture to [[Reddit|r/foraging]] anyway and also put the tube in a [[glass]] [[box]] so it's [[camera]] [[glitching]] [[effects]] would be lessened and took another picture. Everyone was yelling at me about.. [[plutonium]] or something? I decided they were [[FBI]] agents trying to steal my miracle cure.

So i [[Drive|drove]] down to the [[beach]] and threw my [[phone]] into the [[ocean]]. That way the agents can't track me. Now, before i could publish my miracle cure to science, i had to get my [[wife]] back! I saw him land onto the moon so i was headed there. I went down to the [[home depot]] and asked if they had a ladder that could extend more than 238,900 mi. The employee looked at me like i was crazy! But, after i showed her my miracle cure, she nodded and led me back into the backroom of Home Depot. "This," she said, "is the Secret Room. Our parent company [[Black Mesa]] gave us this stuff and told us only to ever sell it to people who have worthy things to trade. You," she jabbed a finger at me, "have the perfect thing. I need 1/8 of it and i'll sell you the ladder."

"No way!" I exclaimed. "I need this to sell to the people. They need my cure!"

She [[Shrug|shrugged]]. "Okay, guess you aren't getting our [[limited edition]] [[beyblades]] either then."
Okay listen. They were REALLY COOL and my inner [[Tommy Coolatta]] would be sad if i didn't buy it. I walked out of their with a one inch ladder that looked inconspicuous, but all you had to press was a button and too the [[moon]] you were! So i had the ladder to get there, now i needed fuel and a space suit. Luckily, i had just the thing. I went home and emptied my [[fishbowl]]. "Sorry, Finn." I said to the [[flopping]] [[salmon]] on the ground. "But i gotta save [[Barney calhoun|Barney]]!" Finn looked up at me.

"O-okay," he said, "i understand, [[Dad|Papa]]." Woah! [[Fish]] can talk? Before i could ask anything, Finn suffocated. I had [[salmon risotto]] that night to honor Finn, and i saved the [[leftovers]] to eat on the way to the [[moon]].

So i had the [[transportation]], [[helmet]], and [[fuel]]! It was time to save wifey. I went into my backyard, pointed the ladder at the [[moon]] and pressed the [[button]]. [[Exclamation|Wowza]]! It extended super [[fast]] and i swear i saw some dust fly off the moon onto Earth. Mostly because of the thin sheet of glitter that fell from the [[sky]] shortly after i extended it and how everyone started coughing. But, i already had my helmet strapped on, so i was safe! I put the Finn rosotto into my backpack and started [[climbing]] and climbing. After an [[eternity]], i got to the [[moon]] and saw Wifey laying there. "[[Barney calhoun|Barney]]!" I exclaimed.

"C-Callie..." he coughed. "You.. you came back for me. Its too late for me.. but.. thank you..." We had one final [[kiss]] and i screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when his [[heart]] stopped.

So, yeah, thats pretty much my life story. Kinda tragic but im ok now!
[[Category:Tragedies]]
[[Category:Autobiography]]
[[Category:Users]]

Carson Jude Johnson

2025-12-02T01:48:58Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

[[User:Callieloveshlvrai|Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie]], is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN
[[File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png|thumb|Carsons country, Calliland's flag]]

== Personal Life/Autobiography ==
Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the magic crystal that looked like a [[metal]] tube. I was going foraging, you see, for mushrooms that could possibly heal my ill wife [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my [[IPhone|phone]] to post a picture to [[Reddit|r/foraging]] to see if it could heal my wife, but it made my phone camera glitch. I didn't want to make my wife sicker, but i could TELL this tube may have potential. What i did was i drank my wifes spit, got [[sick]] from it, and then nibbled the tube to see if it would heal me.

And boy did it work! Infact, i was the strongest i'd ever been. I let my wife nibble it and he started floating up to heaven. Huh, so it doesn't work on everyone. I needed to research this. So i posted the staticy picture to r/foraging anyway and also put the tube in a glass box so it's camera glitching effects would be lessened and took another picture. Everyone was yelling at me about.. plutonium or something? I decided they were [[FBI]] agents trying to steal my miracle cure.

So i drove down to the beach and threw my phone into the ocean. That way the agents can't track me. Now, before i could publish my miracle cure to science, i had to get my wife back! I saw him land onto the moon so i was headed there. I went down to the [[home depot]] and asked if they had a ladder that could extend more than 238,900 mi. The employee looked at me like i was crazy! But, after i showed her my miracle cure, she nodded and led me back into the backroom of Home Depot. "This," she said, "is the Secret Room. Our parent company [[Black Mesa]] gave us this stuff and told us only to ever sell it to people who have worthy things to trade. You," she jabbed a finger at me, "have the perfect thing. I need 1/8 of it and i'll sell you the ladder."

"No way!" I exclaimed. "I need this to sell to the people. They need my cure!"

She shrugged. "Okay, guess you aren't getting our limited edition beyblades either then."
Okay listen. They were REALLY COOL and the inner Tommy Coolatta would be sad if i didn't buy it. I walked out of their with a one inch ladder that looked inconspicuous, but all you had to press was a button and too the moon you were! So i had the ladder to get there, now i needed fuel and a space suit. Luckily, i had just the thing. I went home and emptied my fishbowl. "Sorry, Finn." I said to the flopping salmon on the ground. "But i gotta save Barney!" Finn looked up at me.
"O-okay," he said, "i understand, Papa." Woah! Fish can talk? Before i could ask anything, Finn suffocated. I had salmon risotto that night to honor Finn, and i saved the leftovers to eat on the way to the moon.

So i had the transportation, helmet, and fuel! It was time to save wifey. I went into my backyard, pointed the ladder at the moon and pressed the button. Wowza! It extended super fast and i swear i saw some dust fly off the moon onto Earth. Mostly because of the thin sheet of glitter that fell from the sky shortly after i extended it and how everyone started coughing. But, i already had my helmet strapped on, so i was safe! I put the Finn rosotto into my backpack and started climbing and climbing. After an eternity, i got to the moon and saw Wifey laying there. "[[Barney calhoun|Barney]]!" I exclaimed.
"C-Callie..." he coughed. "You.. you came back for me. Its too late for me.. but.. thank you..." We had one final kiss and i screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when his heart stopped.

So, yeah, thats pretty much my life story. Kinda tragic but im ok now!
[[Category:Tragedies]]
[[Category:Autobiography]]
[[Category:Users]]

Carson Jude Johnson

2025-12-02T01:47:54Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

[[User:Callieloveshlvrai|Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie]], is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN
[[File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png|thumb|Carsons country, Calliland's flag]]

== Personal Life/Autobiography ==
Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the magic crystal that looked like a [[metal]] tube. I was going foraging, you see, for mushrooms that could possibly heal my ill wife [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my [[IPhone|phone]] to post a picture to [[Reddit|r/foraging]] to see if it could heal my wife, but it made my phone camera glitch. I didn't want to make my wife sicker, but i could TELL this tube may have potential. What i did was i drank my wifes spit, got [[sick]] from it, and then nibbled the tube to see if it would heal me.

And boy did it work! Infact, i was the strongest i'd ever been. I let my wife nibble it and he started floating up to heaven. Huh, so it doesn't work on everyone. I needed to research this. So i posted the staticy picture to r/foraging anyway and also put the tube in a glass box so it's camera glitching effects would be lessened and took another picture. Everyone was yelling at me about.. plutonium or something? I decided they were [[FBI]] agents trying to steal my miracle cure.

So i drove down to the beach and threw my phone into the ocean. That way the agents can't track me. Now, before i could publish my miracle cure to science, i had to get my wife back! I saw him land onto the moon so i was headed there. I went down to the [[home depot]] and asked if they had a ladder that could extend more than 238,900 mi. The employee looked at me like i was crazy! But, after i showed her my miracle cure, she nodded and led me back into the backroom of Home Depot. "This," she said, "is the Secret Room. Our parent company [[Black Mesa]] gave us this stuff and told us only to ever sell it to people who have worthy things to trade. You," she jabbed a finger at me, "have the perfect thing. I need 1/8 of it and i'll sell you the ladder."

"No way!" I exclaimed. "I need this to sell to the people. They need my cure!"

She shrugged. "Okay, guess you aren't getting our limited edition beyblades either then."
Okay listen. They were REALLY COOL and the inner Tommy Coolatta would be sad if i didn't buy it. I walked out of their with a one inch ladder that looked inconspicuous, but all you had to press was a button and too the moon you were! So i had the ladder to get there, now i needed fuel and a space suit. Luckily, i had just the thing. I went home and emptied my fishbowl. "Sorry, Finn." I said to the flopping salmon on the ground. "But i gotta save Barney!" Finn looked up at me.
"O-okay," he said, "i understand, Papa." Woah! Fish can talk? Before i could ask anything, Finn suffocated. I had salmon risotto that night to honor Finn, and i saved the leftovers to eat on the way to the moon.

So i had the transportation, helmet, and fuel! It was time to save wifey. I went into my backyard, pointed the ladder at the moon and pressed the button. Wowza! It extended super fast and i swear i saw some dust fly off the moon onto Earth. Mostly because of the thin sheet of glitter that fell from the sky shortly after i extended it and how everyone started coughing. But, i already had my helmet strapped on, so i was safe! I put the Finn rosotto into my backpack and started climbing and climbing. After an eternity, i got to the moon and saw Wifey laying there. "[[Barney calhoun|Barney]]!" I exclaimed.
"C-Callie..." he coughed. "You.. you came back for me. Its too late for me.. but.. thank you..." We had one final kiss and i screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when his heart stopped.

So, yeah, thats pretty much my life story. Kinda tragic but im ok now!

Carson Jude Johnson

2025-12-02T01:45:58Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

[[User:Callieloveshlvrai|Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie]], is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN
[[File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png|thumb|Carsons country, Calliland's flag]]

== Personal Life/Autobiography ==
Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the magic crystal that looked like a [[metal]] tube. I was going foraging, you see, for mushrooms that could possibly heal my ill wife [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my [[IPhone|phone]] to post a picture to [[Reddit|r/foraging]] to see if it could heal my wife, but it made my phone camera glitch. I didn't want to make my wife sicker, but i could TELL this tube may have potential. What i did was i drank my wifes spit, got [[sick]] from it, and then nibbled the tube to see if it would heal me.
And boy did it work! Infact, i was the strongest i'd ever been. I let my wife nibble it and he started floating up to heaven. Huh, so it doesn't work on everyone. I needed to research this. So i posted the staticy picture to r/foraging anyway and also put the tube in a glass box so it's camera glitching effects would be lessened and took another picture. Everyone was yelling at me about.. plutonium or something? I decided they were [[FBI]] agents trying to steal my miracle cure.
So i drove down to the beach and threw my phone into the ocean. That way the agents can't track me. Now, before i could publish my miracle cure to science, i had to get my wife back! I saw him land onto the moon so i was headed there. I went down to the [[home depot]] and asked if they had a ladder that could extend more than 238,900 mi. The employee looked at me like i was crazy! But, after i showed her my miracle cure, she nodded and led me back into the backroom of Home Depot. "This," she said, "is the Secret Room. Our parent company [[Black Mesa]] gave us this stuff and told us only to ever sell it to people who have worthy things to trade. You," she jabbed a finger at me, "have the perfect thing. I need 1/8 of it and i'll sell you the ladder."
"No way!" I exclaimed. "I need this to sell to the people. They need my cure!"
She shrugged. "Okay, guess you aren't getting our limited edition beyblades either then."
Okay listen. They were REALLY COOL and the inner Tommy Coolatta would be sad if i didn't buy it. I walked out of their with a one inch ladder that looked inconspicuous, but all you had to press was a button and too the moon you were! So i had the ladder to get there, now i needed fuel and a space suit. Luckily, i had just the thing. I went home and emptied my fishbowl. "Sorry, Finn." I said to the flopping salmon on the ground. "But i gotta save Barney!" Finn looked up at me.
"O-okay," he said, "i understand, Papa." Woah! Fish can talk? Before i could ask anything, Finn suffocated. I had salmon risotto that night to honor Finn, and i saved the leftovers to eat on the way to the moon. So i had the transportation, helmet, and fuel! It was time to save wifey. I went into my backyard, pointed the ladder at the moon and pressed the button. Wowza! It extended super fast and i swear i saw some dust fly off the moon onto Earth. Mostly because of the thin sheet of glitter that fell from the sky shortly after i extended it and how everyone started coughing.
But, i already had my helmet strapped on, so i was safe! I put the Finn rosotto into my backpack and started climbing and climbing. After an eternity, i got to the moon and saw Wifey laying there. "[[Barney calhoun|Barney]]!" I exclaimed.
"C-Callie..." he coughed. "You.. you came back for me. Its too late for me.. but.. thank you..." We had one final kiss and i screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when his heart stopped.

So, yeah, thats pretty much my life story. Kinda tragic but im ok now!

User:Callieloveshlvrai

2025-12-02T01:45:20Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

Carson Jude Johnson

2025-12-02T01:42:55Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie, is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN
[[File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png|thumb|Carsons country, Calliland's flag]]

== Personal Life/Autobiography ==
Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the magic crystal that looked like a [[metal]] tube. I was going foraging, you see, for mushrooms that could possibly heal my ill wife [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my [[IPhone|phone]] to post a picture to [[Reddit|r/foraging]] to see if it could heal my wife, but it made my phone camera glitch. I didn't want to make my wife sicker, but i could TELL this tube may have potential. What i did was i drank my wifes spit, got [[sick]] from it, and then nibbled the tube to see if it would heal me.
And boy did it work! Infact, i was the strongest i'd ever been. I let my wife nibble it and he started floating up to heaven. Huh, so it doesn't work on everyone. I needed to research this. So i posted the staticy picture to r/foraging anyway and also put the tube in a glass box so it's camera glitching effects would be lessened and took another picture. Everyone was yelling at me about.. plutonium or something? I decided they were [[FBI]] agents trying to steal my miracle cure.
So i drove down to the beach and threw my phone into the ocean. That way the agents can't track me. Now, before i could publish my miracle cure to science, i had to get my wife back! I saw him land onto the moon so i was headed there. I went down to the [[home depot]] and asked if they had a ladder that could extend more than 238,900 mi. The employee looked at me like i was crazy! But, after i showed her my miracle cure, she nodded and led me back into the backroom of Home Depot. "This," she said, "is the Secret Room. Our parent company [[Black Mesa]] gave us this stuff and told us only to ever sell it to people who have worthy things to trade. You," she jabbed a finger at me, "have the perfect thing. I need 1/8 of it and i'll sell you the ladder."
"No way!" I exclaimed. "I need this to sell to the people. They need my cure!"
She shrugged. "Okay, guess you aren't getting our limited edition beyblades either then."
Okay listen. They were REALLY COOL and the inner Tommy Coolatta would be sad if i didn't buy it. I walked out of their with a one inch ladder that looked inconspicuous, but all you had to press was a button and too the moon you were! So i had the ladder to get there, now i needed fuel and a space suit. Luckily, i had just the thing. I went home and emptied my fishbowl. "Sorry, Finn." I said to the flopping salmon on the ground. "But i gotta save Barney!" Finn looked up at me.
"O-okay," he said, "i understand, Papa." Woah! Fish can talk? Before i could ask anything, Finn suffocated. I had salmon risotto that night to honor Finn, and i saved the leftovers to eat on the way to the moon. So i had the transportation, helmet, and fuel! It was time to save wifey. I went into my backyard, pointed the ladder at the moon and pressed the button. Wowza! It extended super fast and i swear i saw some dust fly off the moon onto Earth. Mostly because of the thin sheet of glitter that fell from the sky shortly after i extended it and how everyone started coughing.
But, i already had my helmet strapped on, so i was safe! I put the Finn rosotto into my backpack and started climbing and climbing. After an eternity, i got to the moon and saw Wifey laying there. "[[Barney calhoun|Barney]]!" I exclaimed.
"C-Callie..." he coughed. "You.. you came back for me. Its too late for me.. but.. thank you..." We had one final kiss and i screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when his heart stopped.

So, yeah, thats pretty much my life story. Kinda tragic but im ok now!

Carson Jude Johnson

2025-12-02T01:40:22Z

Callieloveshlvrai: Created page with "Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie, is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN Carsons country, Calliland's flag == Personal Life/Autobiography == Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the magic crystal that looked like a metal tube. I was going foraging, you see, for mushrooms that could possibly heal my ill wife Barney Calhoun, when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my phone to post a pictur..."

Carson Jude Johnson, or Callie, is the coolest goddamn person you've SEEN
[[File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png|thumb|Carsons country, Calliland's flag]]

== Personal Life/Autobiography ==
Well.. i suppose it all started when i ate the magic crystal that looked like a metal tube. I was going foraging, you see, for mushrooms that could possibly heal my ill wife [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], when all of a sudden i found this metal tube. I pulled out my phone to post a picture to r/foraging to see if it could heal my wife, but it made my phone camera glitch. I didn't want to make my wife sicker, but i could TELL this tube may have potential. What i did was i drank my wifes spit, got sick from it, and then nibbled the tube to see if it would heal me.
And boy did it work! Infact, i was the strongest i'd ever been. I let my wife nibble it and he started floating up to heaven. Huh, so it doesn't work on everyone. I needed to research this. So i posted the staticy picture to r/foraging anyway and also put the tube in a glass box so it's camera glitching effects would be lessened and took another picture. Everyone was yelling at me about.. plutonium or something? I decided they were FBI agents trying to steal my miracle cure.
So i drove down to the beach and threw my phone into the ocean. That way the agents can't track me. Now, before i could publish my miracle cure to science, i had to get my wife back! I saw him land onto the moon so i was headed there. I went down to the home depot and asked if they had a ladder that could extend more than 238,900 mi. The employee looked at me like i was crazy! But, after i showed her my miracle cure, she nodded and led me back into the backroom of Home Depot. "This," she said, "is the Secret Room. Our parent company Black Mesa gave us this stuff and told us only to ever sell it to people who have worthy things to trade. You," she jabbed a finger at me, "have the perfect thing. I need 1/8 of it and i'll sell you the ladder."
"No way!" I exclaimed. "I need this to sell to the people. They need my cure!"
She shrugged. "Okay, guess you aren't getting our limited edition beyblades either then."
Okay listen. They were REALLY COOL and the inner Tommy Coolatta would be sad if i didn't buy it. I walked out of their with a one inch ladder that looked inconspicuous, but all you had to press was a button and too the moon you were! So i had the ladder to get there, now i needed fuel and a space suit. Luckily, i had just the thing. I went home and emptied my fishbowl. "Sorry, Finn." I said to the flopping salmon on the ground. "But i gotta save Barney!" Finn looked up at me.
"O-okay," he said, "i understand, Papa." Woah! Fish can talk? Before i could ask anything, Finn suffocated. I had salmon risotto that night to honor Finn, and i saved the leftovers to eat on the way to the moon. So i had the transportation, helmet, and fuel! It was time to save wifey. I went into my backyard, pointed the ladder at the moon and pressed the button. Wowza! It extended super fast and i swear i saw some dust fly off the moon onto Earth. Mostly because of the thin sheet of glitter that fell from the sky shortly after i extended it and how everyone started coughing.
But, i already had my helmet strapped on, so i was safe! I put the Finn rosotto into my backpack and started climbing and climbing. After an eternity, i got to the moon and saw Wifey laying there. "Barney!" I exclaimed.
"C-Callie..." he coughed. "You.. you came back for me. Its too late for me.. but.. thank you..." We had one final kiss and i screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when his heart stopped.

So, yeah, thats pretty much my life story. Kinda tragic but im ok now!

Benrey

2025-12-02T01:20:34Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

benrey is the FUCKING COOLEST FUCKING GUY FROM HLVRAI YOAWEGHUILAWGJHAGKWBN AEGHKKBWJFUAFHHGHBKGHGWKAGUWGIHKWGBWKFGBJHWBAWHJGKWGBHWGKAWGBKAWGBLWGHUWBALGIBHKGWHJGUWAGIBWYGOBWAGBWKAVBGKLWGBUULAFGBUWGUIBGWKLJGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just SAY he's your husband

File:FLAG OF CALLILAND.png

2025-12-02T01:18:11Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

The beautiful flag of Calliland.

User:Callieloveshlvrai

2025-12-02T01:11:21Z

Callieloveshlvrai:

Scratch

2025-12-01T22:24:24Z

Callieloveshlvrai: made da page

Scratch is the best coding website EVER. And by logic, the best project on there is the best coding project ever, right?

So i present to you...

= [https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1245053176/ '''''THE BEST GODDAMN CODING YOU'VE EVER SEEN'''''] =

Smiling friends

2025-12-01T22:07:45Z

Callieloveshlvrai: d

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The Smiling Friends is a charity made by one Mister Boss to make you SMILE. Skibidi! The employees are Pim, Charlie, Alan and Glep.
Pim and Charlie are gay with eachother but dont know it yet. Also they are required to do ANYTHING to make you smile.
[[File:PIM.png|thumb|Smiling Friends employee Alan.]]
[[Category:Shows]]
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Smiling friends

2025-12-01T22:07:05Z

Callieloveshlvrai: dodho

Smiling friends

2025-12-01T22:06:10Z

Callieloveshlvrai: Created page with "GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY The Smiling Friends is a charity made by..."

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The Smiling Friends is a charity made by one Mister Boss to make you SMILE. Skibidi! The employees are Pim, Charlie, Alan and Glep.
Pim and Charlie are gay with eachother but dont know it yet. Also they are required to do ANYTHING to make you smile.
[[File:Pim.png|thumb|alt=GAY|Smiling Friends employee Alan.]]

File:PIM.png

2025-12-01T22:03:11Z

Callieloveshlvrai: Pim from Smiling Friends.

== Summary ==
Pim from Smiling Friends.

Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware

2025-12-01T21:52:09Z

Callieloveshlvrai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HLVRAI is friggin peak, bro. Its the story of a young boy named [[Gordon Freeman|Griddy Frownman]] going to explore an abandoned laboratory with his buds Hairy Cooper, Bunny, [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], and Tommy Bahama. It is animated with [[Source Filmmaker]] in [[Half-Life: Source]] maps. You should like, go watch it, maybe.

== Plot ==

Griddy gets a job at the [[Black Mesa|Balls Mesa]] science laboratory thingmajigger. He is going to his first job when the [[hot|hottie]] named Barney Calhoun stops him. They make out and then 2 years later they get married and leave Balls Mesa to have a happy life. 20 years later they relearn about Balls Mesa and the couple call up their pals to go explore the site with them. When they arive, some shit happens and then Griddy Frownman is transported to [[All Dogs Go To Heaven 2]] and dies. [https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hlvrai Go watch the thing.]

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Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware

2025-12-01T21:27:46Z

Callieloveshlvrai: Created page with "HLVRAI is friggin peak, bro. Its the story of a young boy named Griddy Frownman going to explore an abandoned laboratory with his buds Hairy Cooper, Bunny, Barney Calhoun, and Tommy Bahama. It is animated with Source Filmmaker in Half-Life: Source maps. You should like, go watch it, maybe. == Plot == Griddy gets a job at the Balls Mesa science laboratory thingmajigger. He is going to his first job when the hottie..."

HLVRAI is friggin peak, bro. Its the story of a young boy named [[Gordon Freeman|Griddy Frownman]] going to explore an abandoned laboratory with his buds Hairy Cooper, Bunny, [[Barney calhoun|Barney Calhoun]], and Tommy Bahama. It is animated with [[Source Filmmaker]] in [[Half-Life: Source]] maps. You should like, go watch it, maybe.

== Plot ==

Griddy gets a job at the Balls Mesa science laboratory thingmajigger. He is going to his first job when the [[hot|hottie]] named Barney Calhoun stops him. They make out and then 2 years later they get married and leave Balls Mesa to have a happy life. 20 years later they relearn about Balls Mesa and the couple call up their pals to go explore the site with them. When they arive, some shit happens and then Griddy Frownman is transported to All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 and dies. [https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hlvrai Go watch the thing.]

Barney Calhoun

2025-12-01T20:40:58Z

Callieloveshlvrai: jimmmmayyyyyyyyy jimmmmmmmaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Barney Calhoun

2025-12-01T20:17:58Z

Callieloveshlvrai: made the page

[[File:Barneycalhoun.jpg|alt=Barney Calhoun from Half-Life 2.|thumb|My wife.]]
He is a hottie from Half-Life. What more could you want to know about him?

File:Barneycalhoun.jpg

2025-12-01T20:16:38Z

Callieloveshlvrai: Barney Calhoun from Half-Life 2. AKA my wife.

== Summary ==
Barney Calhoun from Half-Life 2. AKA my wife.

User:Callieloveshlvrai

2025-12-01T20:10:05Z

Callieloveshlvrai: added mah info

Iyo

Any pronouns EXCEPT FOR NOUNSELVES

Heres my tumblr intro post! https://www.tumblr.com/callieloveshlvrai/789184663227940864/yes-i-have-a-laif-outside-of-pretending-to-be?source=share