Teto Kasane

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'''Kasane Teto''' ([[Japan|Japanese]]: くそーテト){{efn|<ruby>重<rt>かさ</rt>音<rt>ね</rt></ruby>テト. <ruby>か<rt>ka</rt>さ<rt>sa</rt>ね<rt>ne</rt></ruby>}} is a voicebank for the [[UTAU]] and [[Synthesizer|Synthesizer V Studio]] singing synthesizer programs, and [[VOICEPEAK]] text-to-speech.
{{Infobox character
|name=Teto Kasane
|image=[[File:Teto.webp|200px]]
|first_minor=April 1st, 2008
|first_major=April {{Red truth|3rd}}, 2008 (UTAU voice)
|last_major=2025 (Synthesizer V Studio 2)
|voice={{Tooltip|小山乃舞世|Oyamano Mayo}}
|gender=Chimera
|occupation=[[Vocaloid]]
|lbl1=Managed by
|data1=TWINDRILL
|lbl21=Age
|data21=[[31]]
|lbl22=Height
|data22=159.5cm
|lbl23=Weight
|data23=47kg
}}
==Background==

There are many singing synthesizers, such as [[:Category:Vocaloid|Vocaloid]], UTAU, Synth V, and even [[etc]]. Vocaloid was promoted as a paid alternative to free software like UTAU. You may know some Vocaloid. [[Miku|Hatune Miku]]. Or you may not.

These soft [[Morshu|wares]] allow you to sing with the voices of digital creatures, like Teto. Voices have different types called '''voicebanks''', also known as '''clumps'''. Teto has many voicebanks including CVC, Whisper, English, or I'm Feeling Lucky. Teto's voicebanks are available for download on the world wide web.<ref>[https://kasaneteto.jp/ 重音テト・オフィシャルサイト], kasaneteto.jp</ref>

Kasane Teto '''[[2]]''' is currently '''real'''.<ref>[https://kasaneteto.jp/sv/#sv1 kasaneteto.jp/sv look it says right there teto 2]</ref>

=== Explain CVC ===
Voiced banks come in many ways by letters of C and V. C means calm and V means vicious. A CV bank is calmy vicious, while a CVC bank is viciously calmy vicious. Most English voice banks are CVVC. Simply put, this means it's hard to tell if a sentence is calmy vicious or viciously calm. This quality is called '''passion-aggresion''' and is a key feature of all languages, not just [[English]] and Japanese.

When a voicebank alternates too quickly between calm and vicious, the result is an audible growl. Users of digital singing programs compete to produce realistic growls, instead of harvesting or building [[database|structures]]. Selfish? Well, I think so.

==Creation and rise to superstardom==
On April 1st, 2008, a vocaloid{{Wrong}} was [[🐣|born]]! Kasane Teto was developed by Crypton Future Media{{Wrong}}SEGA{{Wrong}}TWINDRILL in response to an [[April Fools' Day]] prank devised by Vocaloid fans. Kasane's Teto's name can be diffcult especially if you are not used to meeting new people. Here is a breakdown.

:''Kasane'' (<ruby>重<rt>kas</rt></ruby><ruby>音<rt>ane</rt></ruby>) means "Heavy Sound"

:''Teto'' is short for "potato".

Her first song was Song of the Eared Robot by Mimirobo-P.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZKJD-6S4k]</ref>. Since then, she has enjoyed many hit songs like Teto Territory<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JALbemLw3G4]</ref>, Triple Baka<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5n7CSGPzqw]</ref>, and Ochame Kinou (Fukkireta)<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM]</ref>, all by producer LamazeP.{{efn|LamazeP has also made a song that was {{Red truth|evil and no-good}}. At least it was ''only'' one song{{wrong}}{{efn|There was a self-cover too. So maybe not.}}, unlike KagomeP.}}{{efn|Also, wait what? Since when is Teto Territory by LamazeP?{{fix|link=Template:Duh|text=that's the joke}}}}

Teto garnered much of her initial success on the nefarious website [[Niko|Niko Niko Douga]]. This is a Japanese video streaming site best known for establishing the [[Abyssal_World|deep, dark web]] and for its sinister banner ads. One advertisement targeted towards teenage users offered 2 weeks of free cigarettes for every purchase of its anti-malware software. This was part of a larger campaign that ran through 2008 called "Niko Niko nicotine," intended to reverse declining tobacco sales. "At the time, NNN was a commercial failure" says former Niko Niko Douga CEO [[Gus Fring]], "but sometimes you have to lose a battle to win the war."

==Design and appearance==

Teto wears gray outfit with pink highlights, consisting of a skirt and sleeveless collared shirt, with the [[arm thingy|arm thingies]]. She also has long black boots and a pink [[belt thingy]]. She has pink hair which she wears in two coiled pigtails which resemble drills. Her drills in English go ''VRRRRRRRRRRRR''; however in Japanese, well they go ''GYUIIIIIIIIIIIIN''.

In [[dog|dogs]], 7 years are commonly called 1 year. In Teto, years are called 0.5years. This is because of [[chimera]]. You see, Teto is one. A chimera is an almost entirely mythological creature with the front half of a chimera and the back half of a chimera.

Teto gains chimera wings, which are like [[Damn Seal|devil]] wings, which are like bat wings. She cannot fly, on account of bats are the only true flying [[mammal|mammals]]. Too bad!

On her left arm is a tettoo reading "0401" (you know... her birthday... April 1st... do I have to [[s]][[p]][[e]][[l]][[l]] it out???). She acquired this tattoo while in prison for wire frauf.

==How to Make a Tattoo Gun in Prison==

The following is an excerpt from Teto's memoir, ''Dreams of Our Generation''
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''Chapter 8. How to Make a Tattoo Gun in Prison''

You will need:

*An electric toothbrush.
*Tape
*A metal spoon.
*Pen (ballpoint)
*Fingernail clippers
*A paperclip
*Pen (retractable)
*A lighter

Tissues or Toilet Paper

The crafting recipes for these materials are available in the appendix.

#Take apart the toothbrush and identify the battery housing and motor.
#Remove the small gear from the end of the motor shaft. You may need to use a tool such as a knife.
#Bend the spoon into an L-shape and tape one end going up the side of the motor.
#Use the fingernail clippers to remove the ball from the end of the ballpoint pen.
#Disassemble the ballpoint pen. Remove and completely drain the ink cartridge, and clean the tip of the pen. Set both of them aside for now.
#Take the hollowed-out pen casing and cut it in half.
#Now tape one of the halves to the other end of the bent spoon.
#Use a 1cm section of the remaining half casing, and pinch one end flat. Slide this end onto the electric motor's shaft, and then slip a 1cm section of paperclip between the motor shaft and the casing.
#Disassemble the retractable pen and locate its spring. Stretch the spring out as far as possible by hand, and then continue stretching over the flame of your lighter. This allows you to completely straighten the spring. While straightening, be careful not to let the spring stay in the flame for too long.
#Allow the spring to linger in the flame and pull sharply from both ends. This will break the spring in half and leave a sharp point, which will be the needle of the tattoo gun.
#Wrap the needle in tissue and thread it through the pen casing (the half attached to the spoon). The tissue will absorb unwanted lateral motion of the needle as it goes back and forth through the casing.
#Bend the back part of the needle into a loop, so that it hooks around the motor shaft.
#Attach the motor part of this assembly to the conductive material of the toothbrush's battery housing, so that the motor runs. Fasten with tape.

The tattoo gun has no on/off switch and will run continuously as long as the battery housing is connected to the other components. Therefore, make sure everything is in order before you begin tattooing. Sanitize the needle thoroughly before use, using your lighter flame and rubbing alcohol. In the final stages of construction, ensure the needle is just long enough to pierce the skin. Any more length will just lead to unnecessary pain. And believe me, this will be painful.

Last chapter I detailed the various ways to craft tattoo ink. Next chapter will cover the tattooing process and the standard methods to ward off infection.
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[[File:Sackedboy.png|none|thumb|194x194px|"hey teto can i copy your homework"]][[File:Tetopear.png|none|thumb|179x179px|"sure just change it up a bit so it doesn't look like you copied"]][[File:Sacknana.png|none|thumb|229x229px]]
== Character analysis ==
Kasane Teto originated as a joke on a Japanese forum in 2008, and was soon developed into an actual voicebank and character, with a design mirroring the characteristics of [[Hatsune Miku]]. Similar to Akita Neru and Yowane Haku, she was written explicitly in the context of Miku as derived from her. Unlike other derivatives, she was paired with her own voice, allowing her to exist standalone, but for many years was still eclipsed by Miku, plateauing at around the same popularity from 2011 until 2020. During that time, other characters with distinct connections and unique traits entered the scene, particularly in the 2010s.

In 2023, Kasane Teto joined Synthesizer V Studio as an AI voicebank, ditching her uniform copying Miku's for a unique and more confident appearance of her own. Since then, she has gained immense popularity with her increased accessibility and multilingual capabilities, and now freely and genuinely stands on her own as an equal to her blue-haired Vocaloid counterpart. Despite this, she is still often mentioned as a joke, to exist as a punchline, or as a [[Nostalgia|nostalgic]] callback to Triple Baka. Similarly, she's often criticised for leaving behind what brought her to that point, leaving behind Defoko, Momone Momo, the other UTAUloids, leaving behind the unique qualities of the UTAU software.

Y'know what those last ten years on UTAU brought? Stagnation, unchanging, forced to fit in with whatever happened so long ago. The wind's cold. The trees are dead. It's been seventeen years. Get over it. People change in that time. We can't all stay the same forever.

Nowadays, Kasane Teto seeks a stable career and to sing powerful rock or electronic pop songs with genuine emotion. She lives a [[happy]] and fulfilling life with friends and colleagues both old and new who accept her for what she really is.

== Relationships ==
[[Hatsune Miku|Miku]] - Marry

[[Megurine Luka|Luka]] - Kiss

[[GUMI]] - Kill

== See also ==
* [[Akita Neru|The yellow one who wasn't in Mesmerizer]]
* [[Hatsune Miku|The blue one who was in Mesmerizer]]

== Notes ==
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== References ==
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