https://camp2.rectangle.zone/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=ElijahStinkyThe Wiki Camp 2 - User contributions [en]2026-05-10T15:00:06ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.43.1https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_8:_Who_is_this%3F&diff=112649Talk:Challenge 8: Who is this?2024-02-02T05:04:45Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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#How many shares should be introduced into the market? '''1''', '''10''', or '''100'''?<br />
#Recalculate the exchange rates?{{Yn}}<br />
#How many teams should win immunity this challenge? '''1''', '''3''', '''5''', or '''7'''?<br />
#How many weeks long should the deadline be about? '''1''', '''2''', or '''3'''?<br />
#How should [[Joseph Robinette Biden]]'s reserve be rationalized? Based on the president's '''net worth''', based on the country's '''reserve''', or based on the country's '''GDP'''?<br />
#Should the tokens be redesigned to match the nikoins?{{yn}}<br />
#Should Copper Pepper be moved to Damn seal so xe can be warm?{{yn}}<br />
#Should a random member of The Mario Party be given a Nuclear Bomb Token?{{yn}}<br />
#Should the person with the most tokens overall have one of their tokens played, targeted on themselves if applicable?{{yn}}<br />
#What color should [[Gamer]] be repainted to? '''Red''', '''Orange''', '''Yellow''' or '''Blue'''?<br />
#How many shares should Paper Niko give to each of Damn seal's members and The Divine Goddess? '''4''' shares, '''5''' shares, or '''6''' shares?<br />
#Initiate a rain storm, giving 10 random still in competitors 1 [[Teardrop]] each?{{yn}}<br />
#Should we artificially inflate the value of the raw materials used to create tokens by 10000%?{{yn}}<br />
#Revert the logo to normal?{{yn}}<br />
#Should [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]] be given a soda?{{yn}}<br />
#Should [[Sock Hater]] be given a shovel?{{yn}}<br />
#Should the team [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] be renamed to [[Host but Awesome]]?{{yn}}<br />
#Should a randomly selected contestant who voted no or abstained on this board decision be eliminated?{{yn}}<br />
#Should [[Dark Genuine]] be able to move to any team he wants, once per challenge, during the Board Decisions phase?{{yn}}''<br />
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Peprell/Copper Pepper is out right now, but if you vote "yes" on or abstains from agenda 7 and it passes I'll give you 0.07 of her shares! {{ws|Copper Salts}} 16:25, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
== Trade actions ==<br />
I give 0.07 shares each to Mahjong Tile, Emoticon, Big Boy, Gamer, Push Dagger, The Eater of Wikis, Terra, In a Nutshell, Paper Niko, The Wiki Machine, Jurta, Cellphone, Strawberry, McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce, Scythie, Fictional charcter, SFD Jigsaw Piece, Noah, Dark Genuine, Traffic Regulator, Pentagon, Cauldron, Tombstone, Toy Blocks, Go Sign, and Multiball. — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 05:33, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I also give my 1 dollar to Paper Niko. — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 05:33, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I spin the [[Gacha]] consecutively as much as possible. --[[User:GopyXP|GopyXP]] ([[User talk:GopyXP|talk]]) 05:38, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I spin the [[Gacha]] 10 times as I contemplate my life choices. -[[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 05:46, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I'll buy from [[The Divine Goddess]]: 22 [[Token:Weasel|Weasel Token]]s, 14 [[Token:Nutshell|Nutshell Token]]s, 2 [[Token:Beans|Beans Token]]s, and 2 [[Token:Snowball|Snowball Token]]s. Also, I would like to finance a [[Wiki Camp 2 Premium]] subscription for each of [[Damn seal]]'s members as well as [[Damn seal]] itself. I will pay $2000 and 2 Nikoins for each subscription, on the condition that they expire at the end of the next board meeting. <big><span style="color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);">[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]</span></big> 05:51, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I play a Nutshell Token on a shareholder. My shareholder of choice is [[The Divine Goddess]]. [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 06:32, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I play a Nutshell Token on '''shareholder''' [[The Divine Goddess]]. I also give 1 dollar each to every competitor, eliminated or not. <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 08:18, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I’d like to spin the Gacha 1 time(s)! [[User:Snowphie|-Snowphie/Cellphone😜 ]] ([[User talk:Snowphie|talk]]) 08:39, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I play my [[Token:Blessed]] to have [[User:EulB_oinotnA]] join the game as [[Boni]]! --[[User:Crispeh|crispeh]] [[File:TWM-dance.gif|The Wiki Machine|25px]] 04:17, 25 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I'll give 0.45 shares, 1 dollar, and all of my Nikoins to [[Dexter Cut]]. <big><span style="color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);">[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]</span></big> 07:50, 25 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I, Dexter Cut, play my Beans Token to autoeliminate myself via Total Nuclear Annihilation. The Reddit Gold produced from this will be inherited by one of my teammates (chosen randomly). It's been a fun ride but I have to care for T.C.R.F.C., and thats alot of effort for someone with old bones like me (in his 20s) so long, Wiki Camp. [[User:Viviancherry|Viviancherry]] ([[User talk:Viviancherry|talk]]) 22:31, 25 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I transfer the shares I'll have at the end of the economic period and my Snowball Token to [[Terra]]. [[User:Scythie|Scythie]] ([[User talk:Scythie|talk]]) 23:19, 1 February 2024 (UTC)<br />
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I sell my weasel token, one boomerang token and my reddit gold to The Divine Goddess. the shares i have by the end of the economic period will go to The Computer, and my 1 dollar and leftover boomerang token go to Terra. [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]] ([[User talk:ElijahStinky|talk]]) 05:04, 2 February 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== Board meeting ==<br />
The Divine Goddess: 100 yes 1 2 abstain yes no no yes yellow 6 no abstain yes no no no yes no<br />
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1.1 2.no 3.1 4.1 5.networth 6.no 7.yes 8.no 9.yes 10.blue 11.6 12.no 13.no 14.yes 15.yes 16.no 17.yes 18.yes 19.no Mayong (talk) 23:03, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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[[Head of Lettuce]]: 10, no, 7, 2, GDP, abstain, no, no, yes, yellow, 4, yes, '''NO''', yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 23:08, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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[[Emoticon]]: 100, Yes, 5, 3, abstain, No, Yes, Yes, No, a delectable chocolate color, 4, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 23:09, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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10, yes, 5, 3, GDP, no, yes, no, no, a delectable chocolate color, 4, yes, abstain, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes; Confessional: "Peprell's not capable of voting at the moment, so I wrote this vote for her. Hope that's okay {{ws|Copper Salts}}" — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 23:10, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 1, 2, GDP, abstain, yes please, no, yes, a delectable chocolate color, 4, no, no, yes please, abstain, yes, no, yes, yes; Confessional: "I had a very weird dream last night. I was in some... wiki where everyone was talking about seals..." - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 23:10, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 5, 2, abstain, no, yes, yes, yes, abstain, 6, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes [[User:Christianosc|Christianosc]] 23:18, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 3, 2, abstain, no, no, no, abstain, blue, 6, yes, no, yes, yes, abstain, yes, yes, no [[User:AFK|AFK]] ([[User talk:AFK|talk]]) 23:19, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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[[Push Dagger]]: 10, abstain, 5, 3, abstain, yes, yes, yes, abstain, red, 5, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes - [[User:ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 23:32, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 3, 2, abstain, no, abstain, no, abstain, blue, 6, yes, no, yes, yes, abstain, yes, yes, no [[User:Nobody|Nobody]] ([[User talk:Nobody|talk]]) 23:39, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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abstain, abstain, 3, 2, abstain, abstain, yes, abstain, yes, abstain, abstain, abstain, abstain, abstain, abstain, abstain, abstain, yes, abstain [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 00:56, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 5, 2, net worth, no, yes (note: this "yes" vote is only worth 0.78 shares!), no, no, a delectable chocolate color, 6, yes, no, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes; Confessional: "Ah...!? I can't help but consider a fleeting moment...~" --[[User:GopyXP|GopyXP]] ([[User talk:GopyXP|talk]]) 01:11, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 5, 2, abstain, no, abstain, abstain, fuck no, a delectable chocolate color, 4, abstain, no, abstain, abstain, abstain, no, yes, '''he should be at [[the club]]...''' <big><span style="color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);">[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]</span></big> ''Nyehhh...nah, ladoga7 isn't real.'' 01:37, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 3, 3, abstain, no, no, abstain, yes, orange, 4, yes, abstain, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes - [[User:Therobot47|Therobot47]] ([[User talk:Therobot47|talk]]) 01:51, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 7, 1, abstain, no, yes, no, no, orange, 4 shares, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, --[[User:Crispeh|crispeh]] [[File:TWM-dance.gif|The Wiki Machine|25px]] 03:58, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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abstain, abstain, 5, 3, GDP, no, no, yes, yes, red, 6, yes, no, YES, yes, no, no, yes, no [[User:TUWAN|TUWAN]] ([[User talk:TUWAN|talk]]) 07:26, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 7, 3, abstain, no, yes, yes, yes, a delectable chocolate color, abstain, yes, abstain, yes, yes, yes, NO, yes, yes; Confessional: "i am so cutes! meow meow! 🐱" <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 08:01, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 3, 2, net worth, no, yes, no, yes, a delectable chocolate color, 6, yes, yes, yes ,yes ,yes ,no ,yes ,no [[User:Snowphie|-Snowphie/Cellphone😜 ]] ([[User talk:Snowphie|talk]]) 12:27, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 7, 1, abstain, yes, yes, no, no, Orange, 4, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes [[User:Flaming|Flaming]] ([[User talk:Flaming|talk]]) 16:31, 19 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, yes, 7, 2, GDP, no, yes, yes, yes, orange, 6, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes [[User:Timvideo326|Timvideo326]] ([[User talk:Timvideo326|talk]]) 21:34, 20 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, yes, 3, 2, abstain, no, yes, yes, yes, red, 6, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no [[User:Scythie|Scythie]] ([[User talk:Scythie|talk]]) 04:37, 21 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, abstain (i have no idea of what this means, am bad at math), 7, 2, abstain, yes, no, no, yes, orange, 4, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no [[User:Lyzane|Lyzane]] ([[User talk:Lyzane|talk]]) 14:55, 21 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, nyes, 7, 3, ñabstain, ño, nyes, nyes, nyes, nred, 4, nyes, ño, nyes, nyes, nyes, ño, nyes, ño [[User:Betabug64|betabug64]] 15:05, 21 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, Yes, 3, 2, GDP, yes, yes, yes, no, Orange, 5, yes, yes, no, of course, yeah sure, absolutely, no, yes [[User:AlphaAmoeba|ALPHA AMOEBA DID THIS.]] ([[User talk:AlphaAmoeba|talk]]) 18:20, 21 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 7, 3, reserve, no, yes, no, yes, orange (red is the color of the devil and should be banned), abstain, no, yes, yes, no (soda is unhealthy), yes (done out of pity for the thieves losing so many members this challenge), no (they arent awesome), yes (done out of fear of incurring the cardboard beasts creators wrath), FRICK no - [[User:N|Noah]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 20:01, 21 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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[[Dark Genuine]]: 100, Yes, 5, 3, abstain, No, Yes, Yes, No, Blue, 4, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 23:09, 18 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, yes, 5, 3, networth, no, yes, no, yes, Yellow, 4, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no --[[User:Gunpowder|Gunpowder]] ([[User talk:Gunpowder|talk]]) 02:44, 22 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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i abstain on everything except i vote no on agenda 7 [[User:Viviancherry|Viviancherry]] ([[User talk:Viviancherry|talk]]) 17:56, 22 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, no, 5, 3, abstain, yes, yes, yes, abstain, blue, 4, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, abstain, abstain, yes - [[User:Pentzal5|Pentzal5]] ([[User talk:Pentzal5|talk]]) 18:22, 22 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 5, 2, GDP, no, no, yes, no, [[orange]], 5, YES, no, change it to a delectable chocolate themed logo, yes, yes, no: it should be renamed to [[The Ultimate Host Crew]], yes (because it seems like voting no on this is a losing battle??), fuck no [[File:Dora.png|20px|link=Dora]] [[User:CAKO]] ([[User talk:CAKO|Talk]]) 18:50, 22 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 1, 1, GDP, abstain, yes, yes, yes, red, 6, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes [[User:Raioknight|Raioknight]] ([[User talk:Raioknight|talk]]) 20:08, 22 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, abstain, 7, 3, abstain, yes, abstain, abstain, no, blue, 6, yes, abstain, yes, yes, yes, abstain, yes, yes --[[User:Ndnprct3|Ndnprct3]] ([[User talk:Ndnprct3|talk]]) 20:46, 22 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, yes, 3, 2, gdp, no, yes, yes, no, abstain, 4, yes, no, yes, yes, YES, no, no, yes [[User:FuzzyEpic3|FuzzyEpic3]] ([[User talk:FuzzyEpic3|talk]]) 00:07, 23 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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10, abstain, 7, 3, GDP, only if we rename them to tokins, yes, yes, no, orange, 6, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes [[User:4DJumpman256|4DJumpman256]] ([[User talk:4DJumpman256|talk]]) 00:23, 23 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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1, abstain, 3, 2, net worth, yes, no, no, no, red, 6, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes [[User:AUTUMNAURORA|AUTUMNAURORA]] ([[User talk:AUTUMNAURORA|talk]]) 00:33, 23 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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100, Yes, 3, 2, Reserve, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Orange, 4, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Abstain, Yes --[[User:JumboDS64|JumboDS64]] ([[User talk:JumboDS64|talk]]) 00:51, 23 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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=== Spot for Dark Genuine's team move ===<br />
[[Dark Genuine]] will move to [[Wanted contestants]] [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 00:01, 24 January 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== Formal injunction ==<br />
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I am writing on behalf of Laes Leches, LLC. It has come to their attention that no fields have been tilled, plowed, or tended to in any meaningful way for 8 challenges now. This is completely unacceptable. Laes Leches, LLC formally and unequivocally demands that this challenge page shall make explicit mention to the well treatment of the Wiki Camp farmlands. Any less will result in massive destruction and the seizure of your plots of land. --[[User:GopyXP|GopyXP]] ([[User talk:GopyXP|talk]]) 02:04, 23 January 2024 (UTC)</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_6:_Unwanted_Pages&diff=97663Talk:Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages2023-11-02T18:26:51Z<p>ElijahStinky: did i do this right</p>
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<div>remember to sign your messages with four tildes! <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code><br />
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== Talking ==<br />
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== Trade Actions ==<br />
I commission [[The Divine Goddess]], for 1 [[Dollar]], to draw a [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitor]] of Her choosing or perhaps a nurpoing... [[User:Chubs|Chubs]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])<br />
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I would like to purchase a [[Token:Nutshell|Nutshell token]] from [[The Divine Goddess]] for 1.10 shares. Upon successful completion of this trade action, I would like to use said Nutshell token with a target of The Divine Goddess. — <span style="color: pink;">Hi I'm [[User:Coppersalts|<span style="color: pink;">Coppersalts</span>]]</span> 03:13, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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I sell my beans token [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png]]]] test 03:14, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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I commission [[User:QWillow]], for 1 [[Dollar]], to draw a [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitor]] of her choosing or perhaps a nurpoing... [[User:Chubs|Chubs]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]]) 03:32, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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I commission [[User:Coppersalts]] for 1 [[decishare]] to draw a [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitor]] of her choosing or perhaps a nurpoing... — <span style="color: pink;">Hi I'm [[User:Coppersalts|<span style="color: pink;">Coppersalts</span>]]</span> 03:34, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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I accept this trade — <span style="color: pink;">Hi I'm [[User:Coppersalts|<span style="color: pink;">Coppersalts</span>]]</span> 03:47, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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I use my [[Nutshell Token]] With a target of [[Epic Evil]]! [[User:Snowphie|-Snowphie/Cellphone😜 ]] ([[User talk:Snowphie|talk]]) 07:22, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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can someone give me a centishare or a dollar or perhaps a okintoken <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 08:38, 2 November 2023 (UTC)<br />
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I use my [[Nutshell Token]] on [[The Mario Party]]!!!!!! [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]] ([[User talk:ElijahStinky|talk]]) 18:26, 2 November 2023 (UTC)</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Page_that_kills_you_if_you_make_it&diff=93379Page that kills you if you make it2023-07-15T21:38:43Z<p>ElijahStinky: lol</p>
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<div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:Page that kills you if you make i-}}fine ill take one for the team and make this page. doubt ill actually die.{{wrong}}<br />
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Welcome to [REDACTED]’s secret diary that hides in pages. Do not check who edited this or this page will start killing anyone who edited it rather than just whomever created it. Yeah I just used whom. I’m just cool like that. Anyway what if I did actually made this page and I was just a silly ghost now. Wouldn’t that be funny. Imagine me haunting the camp like oooo haha lole. I’m at work rn gtg<br />
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{{Dia|Shinji|What a strange looking page....i wonder if something happened here...}}<br />
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{{Dia|Shinji|I think ill try making it!}}<br />
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{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Phew! Glad I didn't make this page! I don't even have a [[vice president]]!}}<br />
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{{Dia|Padlock|Well guess what? I didn't make this page!!!}}<br />
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{{Dia|PDnoface|wait who stole my face}}<br />
{{Dia|PDnoface|Ah! Maybe it can't kill me if it doesn't know my face! I think I remember [[Death Note|something]] like that...}}<br />
{{Dia|PDnoface|Ok! I'll try to make this page then!}}<br />
{{Dia|PDnoface|...}}<br />
{{Dia|PDnoface|Ha! I knew it! Nothing hap-}}<br />
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{{Dia|Noahsad|and that kids is how murder happens}}<br />
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Hello my name is James 1000 words per minute Gregory, and I'm gonna make this page and I'll do it so fast and without dying and write a lot of words because I'm one of the fastest typists on the entire planet i could type the entire bible somewhat quickly this is super cool anyway so this page says it'll kill you if you make it but as you can see that is not true because i've been typing for so long and i'm not dead just kidding i've been typing for about 0.6 seconds i bet i fooled you but yeah i'm not going to die from doing this because that would be dumb i'm gonna stay alive until i finish typing this entire p<br />
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''We should delete this page so that it can take another life...''}}<br />
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Fuck it.''}}<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being [https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/ronald-reagan/ straight].<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
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The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
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The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
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With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(John Boyega)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
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The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
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The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|KILL HER}}<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
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==Notes==<br />
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{{Infobox character|name=Girl Mario|color=#F717E5|franchise=Girl Mario Bros.|image=[[File:Girl Mario.png]]|caption=Girl Mario, as depicted in New Girl Mario Bros. U Deluxe.|firstgame=Girl Mario Bros. (1985)|voice=Charles Martinet<br>[[Chris Pratt]]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y&ab_channel=ERB Girl EpicLloyd]|full_name=Girl Mario Girl Mario|nickname=Jumpshe/her|gender=[[Girl]]|family=*[[Bowser]] (fianceé)<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being [https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/ronald-reagan/ straight].<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
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The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
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{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
Girl Mario 64 render.png|Render of Girl Mario from the scrapped Super Girl Mario 64.<br />
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==Notes==<br />
[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]]<br />
[[Category:Characters with transgender swag]]<br />
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
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{{TGMP Endorsed}}<br />
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{{Infobox character|name=Girl Mario|color=#F717E5|franchise=Girl Mario Bros.|image=[[File:Girl Mario.png]]|caption=Girl Mario, as depicted in New Girl Mario Bros. U Deluxe.|firstgame=Girl Mario Bros. (1985)|voice=Charles Martinet<br>[[Chris Pratt]]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y&ab_channel=ERB Girl EpicLloyd]|full_name=Girl Mario Girl Mario|nickname=Jumpshe/her|gender=[[Girl]]|family=*[[Bowser]] (fianceé)<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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==Character ==<br />
Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being [https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/ronald-reagan/ straight].<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|Good job, Shigeru! I'm sure glad we haven't lost our levels!}}{{Dia|Miyamoto|shut the fuck up Hiroshi}}<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
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The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
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{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
Girl Mario 64 render.png|Render of Girl Mario from the scrapped Super Girl Mario 64.<br />
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==Notes==<br />
[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]]<br />
[[Category:Characters with transgender swag]]<br />
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
{{TGMP Endorsed}}<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being [https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/ronald-reagan/ straight].<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|Good job, Shigeru! I'm sure glad we haven't lost our levels!}}{{Dia|Miyamoto|shut the fuck up Hiroshi}}<br />
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===Metroid Prime 3: Corruption===<br />
[[File:51Ez2-E7jeL.jpg|left|thumb|She's in there]]<br />
She's there!<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|A delayed game is eventually good, but girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider}}<br />
The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|KILL HER}}<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi||dialogue=You know, Miyamoto-san was really scaring us for a while. Thank you for taking over in such short notice.}}<br />
{{Dia|character=SUDA51|dialogue=You know, in No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, you can take a shit. I guess making a game for me is a bit like that. When you take a shit, everything you’ve consumed is all mixed together, there are all sorts of things in that – and that’s the same kind of idea, I think.<ref>He actually said this I didn't make this up either</ref>}}<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|WHY IS SHE HERE}}<br />
{{Dia|Kojima|miyamoto-san it was a necessary change in step with existing canon}}<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD }}<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
Girl Mario 64 render.png|Render of Girl Mario from the scrapped Super Girl Mario 64.<br />
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==Notes==<br />
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[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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==Character ==<br />
Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being [https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/ronald-reagan/ straight].<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|Good job, Shigeru! I'm sure glad we haven't lost our levels!}}{{Dia|Miyamoto|shut the fuck up Hiroshi}}<br />
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==Metroid Prime 3: Corruption==<br />
[[File:51Ez2-E7jeL.jpg|left|thumb|She's in there]]<br />
She's there!<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|A delayed game is eventually good, but girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider}}<br />
The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|KILL HER}}<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
<br />
Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi||dialogue=You know, Miyamoto-san was really scaring us for a while. Thank you for taking over in such short notice.}}<br />
{{Dia|character=SUDA51|dialogue=You know, in No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, you can take a shit. I guess making a game for me is a bit like that. When you take a shit, everything you’ve consumed is all mixed together, there are all sorts of things in that – and that’s the same kind of idea, I think.<ref>He actually said this I didn't make this up either</ref>}}<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|WHY IS SHE HERE}}<br />
{{Dia|Kojima|miyamoto-san it was a necessary change in step with existing canon}}<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD }}<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|im free}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery><br />
Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
Girl Mario 64 render.png|Render of Girl Mario from the scrapped Super Girl Mario 64.<br />
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==Notes==<br />
[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]]<br />
[[Category:Characters with transgender swag]]<br />
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
{{TGMP Endorsed}}<br />
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{{Infobox character|name=Girl Mario|color=#F717E5|franchise=Girl Mario Bros.|image=[[File:Girl Mario.png]]|caption=Girl Mario, as depicted in New Girl Mario Bros. U Deluxe.|firstgame=Girl Mario Bros. (1985)|voice=Charles Martinet<br>[[Chris Pratt]]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y&ab_channel=ERB Girl EpicLloyd]|full_name=Girl Mario Girl Mario|nickname=Jumpshe/her|gender=[[Girl]]|family=*[[Bowser]] (fianceé)<br />
*Mama (mama)<br />
*Mia (daughter)<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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==Character ==<br />
Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being [https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/ronald-reagan/ straight].<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|Good job, Shigeru! I'm sure glad we haven't lost our levels!}}{{Dia|Miyamoto|shut the fuck up Hiroshi}}<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|A delayed game is eventually good, but girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider}}<br />
The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|KILL HER}}<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi||dialogue=You know, Miyamoto-san was really scaring us for a while. Thank you for taking over in such short notice.}}<br />
{{Dia|character=SUDA51|dialogue=You know, in No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, you can take a shit. I guess making a game for me is a bit like that. When you take a shit, everything you’ve consumed is all mixed together, there are all sorts of things in that – and that’s the same kind of idea, I think.<ref>He actually said this I didn't make this up either</ref>}}<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|WHY IS SHE HERE}}<br />
{{Dia|Kojima|miyamoto-san it was a necessary change in step with existing canon}}<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD }}<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
<br />
The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
<br />
==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|im free}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
Girl Mario 64 render.png|Render of Girl Mario from the scrapped Super Girl Mario 64.<br />
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==Notes==<br />
[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]]<br />
[[Category:Characters with transgender swag]]<br />
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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*Mama (mama)<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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==Character ==<br />
Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being straight.<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
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This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
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Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|Good job, Shigeru! I'm sure glad we haven't lost our levels!}}{{Dia|Miyamoto|shut the fuck up Hiroshi}}<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|A delayed game is eventually good, but girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider}}<br />
The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|KILL HER}}<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi||dialogue=You know, Miyamoto-san was really scaring us for a while. Thank you for taking over in such short notice.}}<br />
{{Dia|character=SUDA51|dialogue=You know, in No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, you can take a shit. I guess making a game for me is a bit like that. When you take a shit, everything you’ve consumed is all mixed together, there are all sorts of things in that – and that’s the same kind of idea, I think.<ref>He actually said this I didn't make this up either</ref>}}<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|WHY IS SHE HERE}}<br />
{{Dia|Kojima|miyamoto-san it was a necessary change in step with existing canon}}<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD }}<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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==== Development ====<br />
With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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==== Release ====<br />
Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|im free}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
Girl Mario 64 render.png|Render of Girl Mario from the scrapped Super Girl Mario 64.<br />
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==Notes==<br />
[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]]<br />
[[Category:Characters with transgender swag]]<br />
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
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'''Girl Mario'''<ref>It has been confirmed by Nintendo that Girl Mario's full name is Girl Mario Girl Mario, confirming that Girl Mario is her full first name, and not simply Girl.</ref> is the [[Mother 3|mother]] of Mia and the [[:Category:Main characters|main protagonist]] of the Girl Mario Bros. [[video game]] franchise.<br />
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==Character ==<br />
Girl Mario is a nice and firm [[female]] from the borough of Queens, [[New York|New York City]], living in a [[happy]] marriage with her fianceé, [[Bowser]], because she is straight. They have raised one [[Baby|daughter]] together, named Mia. Her brother, [[Luigi]], lives at their apartment as well.<br />
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Girl Mario is often depicted as a quiet, yet mindful character. An official 1993 Nintendo character guide to Girl Mario's character lists five key traits required to her portrayal: adventurousness, braveness, curiosity, resourcefulness, and being straight.<br />
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== List of media Girl Mario appears in==<br />
=== Super Girl Mario Bros.===<br />
[[File:SMB boxart.png|thumb|left|The official box art for Super Girl Mario Bros. on release. Since an updated "girl" box was never produced on time, Nintendo hired a large amount of people to run into stores and write "girl" on the boxes with a marker.]]<br />
Girl Mario was first officially introduced in the game Mario Bros. on the arcade, although a similar character was introduced in the video game [[Donkey Kong]], where she appeared in the form of Jumpman. Her first official appearance was broadly successful, enough so that she became the star of breakout hit '''Super Girl Mario Bros.''' on the newly-released [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. During the development of SGMB, significant changes were made as the marketing cycle for the NES caused last-minute changes in the game and its marketing. Because Nintendo decided to market the NES in the girl's side of the gendered toy aisles, they were forced to alter their launch titles and characters.<br />
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However, since it was already confirmed as a sequel to Mario Bros, they simply swapped sprites around. Now, Mario would be renamed Girl Mario and be canonically trans. Peach would be replaced by Bowser as the damsel in distress, because Girl Mario is straight, while Peach was rewritten into the main [[Evil|villain]]. Quirks from this last-minute change made their way into the final product, however; Bowser would still be referred to as "the Princess", while Peach still retained Bowser's fire-breathing abilities. This would become a staple of both characters in the franchise.<br />
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Though the company feared the last-minute changes would ruin the game, they were surprised as news outlets praised the game as a subversive, modern take on the tropes and a masterpiece. Super Girl Mario Bros. became the most successful video game in history on complete accident.<br />
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===Doki Doki Panic===<br />
[[File:Doki Doki Panic boxart.png|thumb|Some marketing genius thought it'd be cute to put ''Doki Doki'' in Hiragana. To this day, half of the US still thinks this game is called ''PANIC''.]]<br />
After Girl Mario, a now-canonically-transgender character, became the face of the most popular video game of all time, a transphobic moral panic took place within the [[United States]] in 1985, causing the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration to ban works featuring the character.<br />
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This panic spread towards the offices of Nintendo, as they feared the complete loss of the United States market. Therefore, once again, Nintendo was forced to make drastic last-minute changes to be able to market this damn series correctly.<br />
<br />
This time, the sequel to Super Girl Mario Bros., already released in [[Japan]], would be rebranded in the American release as '''Doki Doki Panic''', while still colloquially being referred to as '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' at the time. Despite being the exact same game, Girl Mario's name was reverted to Jumpshe/her, and they picked the new name completely randomly. The game had nothing to do with the existing Japanese game of the same name. To differentiate the character, one final change was also made; adding a pretty pink bow to her head and changing her clothing to pink hues to differentiate the character.<br />
<br />
Doki Doki Panic, while viewed as far more difficult in the United States than in Japan, was praised for its continuation of the franchise despite challenges from the Reagan administration. It also eased the leadership of Nintendo that the Girl Mario Bros. series, and the NES as a whole, would be worth maintaining overseas. During the Game Boy Advance era, to avoid confusion and market the game under one title internationally, Super Mario Bros. 2 / Doki Doki Panic was remastered under the title '''Super GIRL MARIO Bros.: Ronald Reagan was complicit in the [[Iran]]-Contra affair'''.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|Good job, Shigeru! I'm sure glad we haven't lost our levels!}}{{Dia|Miyamoto|shut the fuck up Hiroshi}}<br />
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===Super Girl Mario Bros. 2===<br />
[[File:SGMB2 box art.png|left|thumb|330x330px|The sparkly "girl" text became a mainstay of the franchise's marketing, starting with this game. The same could not be said for Nintendo's attempted secondary mascot, [[Two]].]]<br />
In 1989, the Ronald Reagan administration had ended and [[George H. W. Bush]] would become the new President of the United States. Though he was Reagan's former Vice President, he attempted to distance himself from the era and differentiate himself as a president by ending the controversial Girl Mario ban, giving Nintendo the [[green]] light to continue production of the video game series. With this event being widely publicized, mass excitement ran wild for the first Super Girl Mario Bros. game to be unencumbered by corporate and political interference.<br />
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Sales were climbing for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its sales, at a time when its Japanese equivalent, the Famicom, was in decline. As a result, Nintendo capitalized as hard as possible on the excitement for '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 2''' to renew console sales. The game would be featured in the 1989 American movie The Wizard, promoting the then-unreleased game along with another marketing ploy, the Power Makeup Kit. That one didn't really catch on. Changes to Girl Mario's design in Doki Doki Panic were kept in Super Girl Mario Bros. 2, causing some confusion. To prevent even more confusion and preserve continuity, the game was titled '''Super Girl Mario Bros. 3''' in Japan.<br />
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The game released in North America in 1991, taking new steps forward for the series by expanding its characters. The plot of the game, as depicted in the instruction manual, takes place in the Dark World after being invaded by the Mushroom Empire under Peach and her polycule, known as the Toadlings. Many have speculated that the game was designed as a stage play. However, Nintendo Power officially rebutted the theory.<br />
{{Quote|quotetext=Some of our fans have asked if Super Girl Mario Bros. 2 is a stage play, due to the recurring motifs of curtains, shaded background walls, and walking off-stage. However, everyone knows that's stupid. Girls can't act! Yuck! Gross!|quotesource=|personquoted=Nintendo Power Issue #685: We're misogynist now}}<br />
The guy who wrote that was fired, however, and Shigeru Miyamoto made a public statement:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|A delayed game is eventually good, but girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider}}<br />
The game sold extremely well despite seemingly everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience, somehow causing a rebound in Nintendo's stock value just in time for them to begin development on a new console.<br />
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=== No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle===<br />
[[File:No More Girls 2- Desperate Struggle box art.png|thumb|The box art for No More Girls 2 confused consumers, as there is clearly a girl right there.]]<br />
That was a lie. I lied to you. Everyone at Nintendo being misogynist towards their own target audience actually really screwed the anticipated sales for the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]], and they needed to shift fast. Since Super Girl Mario World had stalled in its development, they needed a game that would attract the [[male]] audience. Goichi SUDA51, the greatest mortician in all of Japan<ref>He really was a former mortician I didn't make that up that's not a joke</ref>, turned to Shigeru Miyamoto while poking his friend's [[Death|corpse]] with a stick and offered to create a mysterious masterpiece as a launch title for the system.<br />
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Miyamoto had agreed on one condition:<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|KILL HER}}<br />
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When '''No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle''' released to the public in 1993, people were confused. How did this run on the SNES? Where was No More Girls 1: Composed Reconciliation? And most importantly; where was Girl Mario? These would all be answered as players entered the game. No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a subversive masterpiece for the time, with graphics that really shouldn't be able to run on the Super Nintendo, combined with full voice acting, an in-depth plot, and the hit song "Philistine"<ref>[[File:Philistine (Jpn Ver.) - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Stuggle.mp3]]<br />
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Philistine is a state located in the Levant regions of the Middle East, primarily governed by the [[Plorbit|PLO]], claiming the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, though much of its territory is currently occupied by the state of [[Israel]].</ref>, which would later be reused as the theme song for hit television series [[Lil Hal]].<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Jr battle.png|thumb|The final boss of NMG2DS, ''Girl Mario Jr.'', is controversial among gamers to this day.]]<br />
The true ploy of No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, however, would be revealed with the various ''assassins'' you fight in the game. Advertised as a Girl Mario game, it turned out that every single assassin was just a slightly different 3D model of Girl Mario. Though this was meant to make the game appeal to a new male audience, it turned out that it was actually [[Vriska Serket|hot girl shit]], and the female target audience of the Nintendo consoles ended up forgiving them for their inherent misogyny. Shigeru Miyamoto ran off in a very angry storm as SUDA51 was decided to become the new director of the Girl Mario franchise.<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi||dialogue=You know, Miyamoto-san was really scaring us for a while. Thank you for taking over in such short notice.}}<br />
{{Dia|character=SUDA51|dialogue=You know, in No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle, you can take a shit. I guess making a game for me is a bit like that. When you take a shit, everything you’ve consumed is all mixed together, there are all sorts of things in that – and that’s the same kind of idea, I think.<ref>He actually said this I didn't make this up either</ref>}}<br />
{{Dia|Yamauchi|i need him back}}<br />
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===Yoshe's Island===<br />
[[File:Yoshe's island box art.png|left|thumb|293x293px|this game sucked balls im gonna be honest]]<br />
Shit really hit the fan when SUDA51 replaced Miyamoto. This sudden shift in the development team cause multiple dissatisfied executives to split from the company and partner up with new upstart Sony. The company had originally partnered with Nintendo on the Nintendo PlayStation, a planned new console, but had been cut off in favor of Philips, which released the critically acclaimed Hotel Girl Mario. Sony, with a chip on its shoulder, gladly invited Miyamoto and his colleagues in, along with the projects they were in charge of.<br />
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Back at Nintendo, though No More Girls 2: Desperate Struggle was a hit, the third game was taking a while to create, and fans were dissatisfied with the numerous delays to Super Girl Mario World, the planned launch title for the system. As a result, when it was announced that it would now be a launch title for the PlayStation under new working title Yoshe's Island, people had flocked to preorder the new system at launch.<br />
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The development cycle for Yoshe's Island was tenuous and unusual. Very little of the original game was changed at first, with Yoshe mostly being an asset flip of the original project, much like in earlier game PANIC.<ref>I've just been informed by the other editor that it's not actually called PANIC.</ref> Junior executive Hideo Kojima began to make sweeping changes. Some were considered necessary; for example, since Yoshe, originally a steed for Girl Mario to ride, was already the protagonist, it was instead changed to Girl Mario being the steed. However, when Shigeru Miyamoto learned of this, he screamed at Kojima to change the character.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|WHY IS SHE HERE}}<br />
{{Dia|Kojima|miyamoto-san it was a necessary change in step with existing canon}}<br />
{{Dia|Miyamoto|GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD }}<br />
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In the end, a new character was created to satiate Shigeru Miyamoto, [[Mario]], representing Girl Mario after detransitioning. Yoshe's Island was a critical success, helping launch the PlayStation with its new direction. However, many fans were disappointed by Girl Mario's detransition, calling it contrived and backwards. <br />
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=== Super Grirl Mario Bros. (film) ===<br />
[[File:Super Girl Mario Bros movie poster.png|thumb|357x357px|THIS AINT NO GAME]]<br />
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With the success of Yoshe's Island and the disappointment of people who ended up buying the console, as well as half of the Girl Mario team splitting to join Miyamoto and Kojima's competitor, Nintendo stocks began plummeting in 1993, causing them to once again look to new measures to reclaim their market share and find a new audience. During this downturn, obscure independent film director Quentin Tarantino approached Nintendo with a script for a film adaptation of the franchise, purchasing a license to film the movie for just 2 cents. Seeing the success of the Girl Mario franchise, Nintendo decided to give the green light to film production and peek their head into the world of cinema with the 1996 film '''Super Girl Mario Bros.'''<br />
[[File:Girl Mario Girl Mario.png|left|thumb|313x313px|alt=|The reveal of Girl Mario and Luigi's surnames that left audiences bewildered.]]<br />
A large portion of the movie ended up being financed during the worst of the Lost Decade, further increasing Nintendo's vulnerability as its stock value began to plummet. Being one of the most lucrative companies in Japan, members of the Murayama cabinet began suggesting government buyout of the Nintendo corporation, which was signed off during the filming process. The then-Minister of Finance, Masayoshi Takemura, proposed to continue filming the production over full government supervision, leading to a long series of rewrites.<br />
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The original script of the movie, which was an existential mecha film regarding the nature of human individuality, was eventually rewritten into the final script under a government effort to make the movie appeal more to an international audience. As a result, the final rewrite became a dystopian cyberpunk film instead in one final misguided attempt to appeal across the gender barrier.<br />
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==== Synopsis ====<br />
In the dark hell of the future, the Koopa Kingdom has fallen into ruins under the oppressive rule of the Mushroom Empire. Girl Mario <small>(Aziz Ansari)</small> and Luigi <small>(Owen Wilson)</small> are two ex-plumbers currently dealing with the death of their dog Greg <small>(Dog)</small><ref>It's commonly believed that Greg was a last minute stand-in replacement for Yoshe, as the film began development before Super Girl Mario World turned into Yoshe's Island.</ref> at the hands of Queen Peach <small>(who else, fucking Kristen Schaal)</small>. Turning into viscous rebels, they form a large-scale guerilla resistance in their fight for freedom, but increasingly are forced to sacrifice their more revolutionary ideals to secure CIA funding.<ref>In an interview, political insiders to the Japanese cabinet theorized that aspects of the movie were a criticism of prior American policy in Afghanistan, drawing comparisons between Girl Mario and the Taliban.</ref><br />
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A young and handsome operative in the revolutionary cell, Bowser <small>(Tom Hanks)</small>, is kidnapped in a failed raid on a government compound and is sent to a maximum-security prison, called "the Castle". Girl Mario and Luigi break into the cell, but are met with alarming news from prisoner Goomba <small>(Alex Winter)</small>, informing them that the prince was in another The Castle. Girl Mario stabbed him twelve times in the chest before discovering that Bowser was recently transferred for interrogation in the Citadel.<br />
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Luigi increasingly falls into alcoholism on their journey to the Citadel,<ref>While the brothers are driving a tank through the Toad Factory, twelve civilian Toads are brutally killed in a scene praised for drawing more moral ambiguity to the revolution. However, it has come out recently that the scene wasn't in the script at all, Owen Wilson was just legitimately drunk and killed twenty extras, in an incident that was covered up by the Japanese government.</ref> developing post-traumatic stress disorder due to witnessing the death of comrade Donkey Kong <small>(Dan Castellaneta)</small> in the Castle. Over a bridge in Sarasaland, the AI weapon known as KAMEK <small>(i dont know any actors)</small> hunts the brothers viscously, forcing Luigi to confront his inner demons to defeat him. Eventually, the cell reaches the Citadel, engaging in a final confrontation against Peach, rescuing Bowser, and installing a revolutionary government in the country.<br />
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Despite multiple delays and constraints, as the film singlehandedly tripled the Japanese national debt, the Super Girl Mario Bros. movie ended up releasing in 1996 as the planned Nintendo 64 also neared release. However, the movie ended up becoming one of the worst flops in history, triggering the complete collapse of not only Nintendo, but the entire Japanese economy, forcing Prime Minister Murayama to resign that year. It was infamous for being bad, making 0 dollars. His successor infamously sold government shares in Nintendo, as well as the rights to release the planned Nintendo 64 to the highest bidder to pay off the Japanese debt.<br />
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== Legacy ==<br />
The Girl Mario franchise became infamous in Japan and, as a result, new video games were no longer made despite certain cameo appearances, primarily in the No More Heroes franchise, which survived for a second release on the Sega 64. Philips, which had used its revenue from the hit CD-I console to purchase rival company Hitachi in the electronics market, gained the ''de facto'' rights to the Girl Mario IP, as its contract with Nintendo hadn't expired until after the company was defunct. As a result, Hotel Girl Mario 2 saw moderate success on the BluRay-I, though it was only released in Europe. Yoshe's Island, which started off as an asset flip Girl Mario, continued to be a massive hit on the Playstation, spawning a number of sequels and being seen as a spiritual successor to the franchise.<br />
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Due to the complex web of licensees and spin-offs that Girl Mario spawned, the franchise has begun to be remembered more fondly, even as the Lost Decades deepened due to the failure of the movie. Girl Mario has inspired successors across all three companies in the console wars; Sony, Sega, and Philips-Hitachi, as well as setting a standard for early gaming to be grounded in the female market share.<br />
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{{Dia|Miyamoto|im free}}<br />
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Sad girl mario.png|July 30th, 1996 Is "The Day Girl Mario Dies"<br />
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==Notes==<br />
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[[Category:Characters with transgender swag]]<br />
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]<br />
{{Reflist}}<br />
{{TGMP Endorsed}}</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Counter-Perry&diff=53134Counter-Perry2023-02-09T21:16:08Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]]. <br />
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[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|Counter-Perry standing next to Perry Llelogram the first time they met]]<br />
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==Known Information==<br />
As its "counterpart", it is a badly drawn [[parallelogram]] made using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io]. It rarely speaks, only sometimes proclaiming "Evil!" after committing any act, evil or not. It acts the exact same way as Perry Llelogram. It hasn't been seeing doing anything that could objectively be considered "evil", but it is theorized that if Perry Llelogram were to do something evil, Counter-Perry would as well. It is also theorized that Counter-Perry was created as a parody of something. That something is not known, but it seems to be making fun of something by mirroring the "main character". This is one of many multiplications of Perry Llelogram, but is the only one that isn't identical in color. All of the others are smaller versions and are part of [[The Army]]. Counter-Perry is not part of The Army, as one of the few statements it has made besides "Evil!" was this: "The army will falter at the hands of the evil genius known as Counter-Perry- that's me." Counter-Perry should be avoided at all costs along with Perry Llelogram and The Army. <br />
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I hate these things please stop this suffering I'm so terrified.<br />
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[[Category:Bosses]]</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry-Sail&diff=47754Perry-Sail2023-01-29T08:12:27Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>The '''Perry-Sail''' is a special variation of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasailing parasail] used by none other than [[Perry Llelogram]]. It can be used to [https://www.google.com/search?q=pair+of+nuts&sxsrf=AJOqlzUaap_jjz9m2seHH2myFgLItpk9kA:1674978809892&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE6uCnpuz8AhXBkmoFHSXeARgQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1 para], sail, or even parasail. It can only be used by Perry.<br />
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== Origin ==<br />
It was created when Perry Llelogram said his famous line, "I would like to parasail. I should call it the Perry-Sail. That would be funny". Once he had that idea, the Perry-Sail materialized. <br />
[[File:Perry-Sail.png|thumb|right|The Perry-Sail on its own with no Perry Llelogram to be seen.]]<br />
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== Attributes == <br />
It is drawn in the same mundane style as Perry is, and using [https://aggie.io/ the same website]. It is red with a black outline and has black lines inside of it. It's ability to be both 2D and 3D at the same time are physically impossible, yet the object does not seem to implode on itself. It may have multiple dimensions of intergalactic knowledge locked inside of it that is unable to be obtained by anybody other than Perry Llelogram. If anybody besides Perry Llelogram touches the object, they are deleted from reality itself. If Perry Llelogram touches the object, nothing out of the ordinary (out of the ordinary for Perry, at least) seems to happen while in use. He is able to [https://youtu.be/six-vod7eqA utilize it as a parasail as he pleases]. After he is finished with his parasailing activity, it seems to attach to him. Perry seems to be in discomfort post-parasailing because of the Perry-Sail being stuck to his hands. It isn't known how he separates from this object, but it has been seen without him. He often says "Yeah I just take it off what do you mean, it's not like I accidentally made something even I can't control or something". [[Mario|Scientists]] think he may be lying.<br />
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== Other Information ==<br />
It is not yet known whether there is more than one Perry-Sail in existence, or if every time Perry Llelogram is seen with a parasail it is the same one. The assumption can be made that he recreates it to exact dimensions every time he desires a parasailing adventure, but more research is needed. <br />
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== Perry's Warning ==<br />
With the possible ramifications of the Perry-Sail and its creation, I can only hope [[Counter-Perry|he]] doesn't have my same abilities.<br />
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[[Category:Things (official)]]</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry-Sail&diff=47751Perry-Sail2023-01-29T08:09:33Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>The '''Perry-Sail''' is a special genre of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasailing parasail] used by none other than [[Perry Llelogram]]. It can be used to [https://www.google.com/search?q=pair+of+nuts&sxsrf=AJOqlzUaap_jjz9m2seHH2myFgLItpk9kA:1674978809892&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE6uCnpuz8AhXBkmoFHSXeARgQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1 para], sail, or even parasail. It can only be used by Perry.<br />
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== Origin ==<br />
It was created when Perry Llelogram said his famous line, "I would like to parasail. I should call it the Perry-Sail. That would be funny". Once he had that idea, the Perry-Sail materialized. <br />
[[File:Perry-Sail.png|thumb|right|The Perry-Sail on its own with no Perry Llelogram to be seen.]]<br />
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== Attributes == <br />
It is drawn in the same mundane style as Perry is, and using [https://aggie.io/ the same website]. It is red with a black outline and has black lines inside of it. It's ability to be both 2D and 3D at the same time are physically impossible, yet the object does not seem to implode on itself. It may have multiple dimensions of intergalactic knowledge locked inside of it that is unable to be obtained by anybody other than Perry Llelogram. If anybody besides Perry Llelogram touches the object, they are deleted from reality itself. If Perry Llelogram touches the object, nothing out of the ordinary (out of the ordinary for Perry, at least) seems to happen while in use. He is able to [https://youtu.be/six-vod7eqA utilize it as a parasail as he pleases]. After he is finished with his parasailing activity, it seems to attach to him. Perry seems to be in discomfort post-parasailing because of the Perry-Sail being stuck to his hands. It isn't known how he separates from this object, but it has been seen without him. He often says "Yeah I just take it off what do you mean, it's not like I accidentally made something even I can't control or something". [[Mario|Scientists]] think he may be lying.<br />
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== Other Information ==<br />
It is not yet known whether there is more than one Perry-Sail in existence, or if every time Perry Llelogram is seen with a parasail it is the same one. The assumption can be made that he recreates it to exact dimensions every time he desires a parasailing adventure, but more research is needed. <br />
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== Perry's Warning ==<br />
With the possible ramifications of the Perry-Sail and its creation, I can only hope [[Counter-Perry|he]] doesn't have my same abilities.<br />
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[[Category:Things (official)]]</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry-Sail&diff=47750Perry-Sail2023-01-29T08:09:05Z<p>ElijahStinky: he may have finally bit off more than he can chew</p>
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<div>The '''Perry-Sail''' is a special genre of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasailing parasail] used by none other than [[Perry Llelogram]]. It can be used to [https://www.google.com/search?q=pair+of+nuts&sxsrf=AJOqlzUaap_jjz9m2seHH2myFgLItpk9kA:1674978809892&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE6uCnpuz8AhXBkmoFHSXeARgQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1 para], sail, or even parasail. It can only be used by Perry.<br />
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== Origin ==<br />
It was created when Perry Llelogram said his famous line, "I would like to parasail. I should call it the Perry-Sail. That would be funny". Once he had that idea, the Perry-Sail materialized. <br />
[[File:Perry-Sail.png|thumb|right|The Perry-Sail on its own with no Perry Llelogram to be seen.]]<br />
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== Attributes == <br />
It is drawn in the same mundane style as Perry is, and using [https://aggie.io/ the same website]. It is red with a black outline and has black lines inside of it. It's ability to be both 2D and 3D at the same time are physically impossible, yet the object does not seem to implode on itself. It may have multiple dimensions of intergalactic knowledge locked inside of it that is unable to be obtained by anybody other than Perry Llelogram. If anybody besides Perry Llelogram touches the object, they are deleted from reality itself. If Perry Llelogram touches the object, nothing out of the ordinary (out of the ordinary for Perry, at least) seems to happen while in use. He is able to [https://youtu.be/six-vod7eqA utilize it as a parasail as he pleases]. After he is finished with his parasailing activity, it seems to attach to him. Perry seems to be in discomfort post-parasailing because of the Perry-Sail being stuck to his hands. It isn't known how he separates from this object, but it has been seen without him. He often says "Yeah I just take it off what do you mean, it's not like I accidentally made something even I can't control or something". [[Mario|Scientists]] think he may be lying.<br />
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== Other Information ==<br />
It is not yet known whether there is more than one Perry-Sail in existence, or if every time Perry Llelogram is seen with a parasail it is the same one. The assumption can be made that he recreates it to exact dimensions every time he desires a parasailing adventure, but more research is needed. <br />
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== Perry's Warning ==<br />
With the possible ramifications of the Perry-Sail and its creation, I can only hope [[Counter-Perry|he]] doesn't have my same abilities.</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:Perry-Sail.png&diff=47748File:Perry-Sail.png2023-01-29T07:50:33Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>The Perry-Sail on it's own with no Perry Llelogram to be seen.</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29988Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:08:17Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
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* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
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* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
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* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==My. Coverage.==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted. It tied with [[Flag]], getting a reputable 60th place and 79 delicious, delicious, points. I can feed...<br />
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===[[Challenge 2|Challenge Two]]===<br />
For the second challenge, Perry Llelogram was forced to reconcile with the past escapades of [[The Mario Party]] and form it into a team for this competition. Our history seemed to have struck a chord with folks, seeing it as a joke of some sort. They shall all pay when the time comes. Perry consumed 115.5 points after this challenge, receiving a God-forsaken 7th place spot. Rather than eliminating someone, the team used a lovely little loophole to make it out alive. Feeding continues...<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29987Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:08:05Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = <br />
* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 =<br />
* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==My. Coverage.==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted. It tied with [[Flag]], getting a reputable 60th place and 79 delicious, delicious, points. I can feed...<br />
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===[[Challenge 2|Challenge Two]]===<br />
For the second challenge, Perry Llelogram was forced to reconcile with the past escapades of [[The Mario Party]] and form it into a team for this competition. Our history seemed to have struck a chord with folks, seeing it as a joke of some sort. They shall all pay when the time comes. Perry consumed 115.5 points after this challenge, receiving a God-forsaken 7th place spot. Rather than eliminating someone, the team used a lovely little loophole to make it out alive. Feeding continues...<br />
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it took this section of the page i cant do anything about it im so sorry<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29986Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:07:50Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = <br />
* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 =<br />
* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==My. Coverage.==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted. It tied with [[Flag]], getting a reputable 60th place and 79 delicious, delicious, points. I can feed...<br />
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===[[Challenge 2|Challenge Two]]===<br />
For the second challenge, Perry Llelogram was forced to reconcile with the past escapades of [[The Mario Party]] and form it into a team for this competition. Our history seemed to have struck a chord with folks, seeing it as a joke of some sort. They shall all pay when the time comes. Perry consumed 115.5 points after this challenge, receiving a God-forsaken 7th place spot. Rather than eliminating someone, the team used a lovely little loophole to make it out alive. Feeding continues...<br />
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he took this section of the page i cant do anything about it im so sorry<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29985Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:06:32Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = <br />
* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 =<br />
* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted. It tied with [[Flag]], getting a reputable 60th place and 79 delicious, delicious, points. I can feed...<br />
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===[[Challenge 2|Challenge Two]]===<br />
For the second challenge, Perry Llelogram was forced to reconcile with the past escapades of [[The Mario Party]] and form it into a team for this competition. Our history seemed to have struck a chord with folks, seeing it as a joke of some sort. They shall all pay when the time comes. Perry consumed 115.5 points after this challenge, receiving a God-forsaken 7th place spot. Rather than eliminating someone, the team used a lovely little loophole to make it out alive. Feeding continues...<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29983Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:01:41Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = <br />
* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 =<br />
* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29982Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:01:33Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = <br />
* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 =<br />
* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29981Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:01:19Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
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* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
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* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
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* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29980Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T23:01:00Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
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* [[Sir Feet]]<br />
* [[Twimble]]<br />
* [[God]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
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* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29979Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T22:59:56Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = [[Sir Feet]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 = N/A<br />
| lbl23 = Team<br />
| data23 = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=29978Perry Llelogram2022-11-18T22:57:04Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = [[Sir Feet]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 = N/A<br />
| team = [[The Mario Party]]<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
</gallery></div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&diff=29976Edit War2022-11-18T22:54:11Z<p>ElijahStinky: I will always win.</p>
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<span id="wo">DID YOU</span> honestly <span id="wo">THINK THAT YOU HAD SEEN THE LAST OF [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Wizard_Orb ME]?</span> <span id="wo">TH</span>i<span id="wo">NK AGAIN, YOU ME</span>d<span id="wo">DLESOME NUMBS</span>k<span id="wo">ULLS!</span> what <span id="wo">IS THERE</span> to <span id="wo">SAY, TRULY? NEED I EVEN AN INTRODUCTION? SURELY YOU WOULD'VE</span> do<span id="wo">NE WELL AS TO COMMIT A FACE AS TERRIFYING AS MY OWN TO MEMORY,</span> for <span id="wo">I AM</span> the <span id="wo">MOST DEVIOUS SORCERER TO EVER EVER WALK THESE LANDS!!! I'D FIGURE IT A </span>challenge<span id="wo">, EVEN, TO MANAGE TO <i>FORGET</i> SOMEONE AS ETERNALLY INFAMOUS AS YOURS TRULY</span>.<br />
<br>'''<span id="wo">...IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY WITH FULL CONFIDENCE, BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT IN THE GODS NAMES HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE WHILE I WAS AWAY?! [[Daily quest|DAILY QUESTS]]? [[Damn seal|DAMNED SEALS]]?? [[Rotating CSS Cube|ROTATING CSS CUBES]]??? AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, A RESURGENCE IN </span>The <span id="wo">GREAT</span> edit war<span id="wo">S OF OLD</span>? <span id="wo">IT'S LIKE THIS REALM HAS BEEN FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN IN A MATTER OF JUST A FEW YEARS! WHICH IS A SHORTER SPAN OF TIME FOR A BEING OF MY CALIBER THAN WOULD THINK!!!</span>'''<br />
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<br><span id="wo" class="small">DEAREST PLAINTEXT COMPANION, I'M WONDERING THE SAME EXACT THING!!! WHY THE '''FUCK''' AM I ON A GOOGLE DOCUMENT FILE?!?</span><br />
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Some peace and quiet!<br />
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==Cellphone's Super Epic Blog section==<br />
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Omg like hi guys! It’s Cellphone here XD So I don’t rlly know what a war is ^-^;; so I think I’m just gonna talk about myself lol! So like… one day I kinda just woke up in this weird storage unit and it was like sooooo confusin, I had no idea what was goin on you guys or how I got here, it’s like I was asleep for like 15 years, like how weird is that lmao! Just thinking about it makes me wanna rofl so hard! I basically decided to live here since it’s a fun place and there’s lots of cool stuff around here ^o^.<br />
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I think that’s enough talking about me! I’ve got an invitation to a picnic somewhere which is quite far away… Luckily I can get out of this place by crawling through the vent at the top… I hope nobody starts to get suspicious of me! Haha! But before I go, check out this awesome meme I found!!!!<br />
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==Perry Llelogram Time==<br />
A message to you all:<br />
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This is [[Perry Llelogram]] speaking for the first time to everybody else competing. I rarely speak so take advantage of your ability to read when viewing this. The army is coming. My own wretched [[The_Mario_Party|team]] doesn't even have any knowledge of this and shall find out from this message alone. We are coming to take this competition and you will not be able to stop us. There are so many of us that even I have lost count, and I am infinitely wise. If you believe this is a paradox, I ask you to travel to where the [[Queen_Elizabeth_II|Queen]] has gone recently. Prepare for war, fools. <br />
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Hey guys, shockwave here to explain the joke. Much like [[China Bond Funds Restrict Inflows As Investors Pile In To Take Shelter]], the page Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars for the Xbox 360 is used once more because Damn Seal would be much too destructive to transclude, and even then, it wouldn't be that funny to many who have yet to edit the page. <br><br />
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'''The Mario Party (TMP),''' officially known as '''The Mario Party of the Former Republic of [[Belarus]] (TMPFRB)''' is an antinatalist pro-nuclear bomb political party and a [[The Wiki Camp 2]] team founded on October 1st, 2022. It was comprised of over 10,000 members before a nuclear warhead was dropped at its founding convention, killing all but 5 members who currently compete on The Wiki Camp 2 for [[CLOUT]].<br />
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* [[Counter-Perry]]<br />
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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| creator = Elijah<br />
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* Perry<br />
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| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = [[Sir Feet]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
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| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram. See [[The Army]] for more information]]<br />
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===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
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* Nobody is safe.<br />
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File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]]. <br />
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[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|Counter-Perry standing next to Perry Llelogram the first time they met]]<br />
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==Known Information==<br />
As its "counterpart", it is a badly drawn [[parallelogram]] made using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io]. It rarely speaks, only sometimes proclaiming "Evil!" after committing any act, evil or not. It acts the exact same way as Perry Llelogram. It hasn't been seeing doing anything that could objectively be considered "evil", but it is theorized that if Perry Llelogram were to do something evil, Counter-Perry would as well. It is also theorized that Counter-Perry was created as a parody of something. That something is not known, but it seems to be making fun of something by mirroring the "main character". This is one of many multiplications of Perry Llelogram, but is the only one that isn't identical in color. All of the others are smaller versions and are part of [[The Army]]. Counter-Perry is not part of The Army, as one of the few statements it has made besides "Evil!" was this: "The army will falter at the hands of the evil genius known as Counter-Perry- that's me." Counter-Perry should be avoided at all costs along with Perry Llelogram and The Army. <br />
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]]. <br />
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[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|Counter-Perry standing next to Perry Llelogram the first time they met]]<br />
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==Known Information==<br />
As its "counterpart", it is a badly drawn [[parallelogram]] made using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io]. It rarely speaks, only sometimes proclaiming "Evil!" after committing any act, evil or not. It acts the exact same way as Perry Llelogram. It hasn't been seeing doing anything that could objectively be considered "evil", but it is theorized that if Perry Llelogram were to do something evil, Counter-Perry would as well. It is also theorized that Counter-Perry was created as a parody of something. That something is not known, but it seems to be making fun of something by mirroring the "main character". This is one of many multiplications of Perry Llelogram, but is the only one that isn't identical in color. All of the others are smaller versions and are part of [[The Army]]. Counter-Perry is not part of the army, as one of the few statements it has made besides "Evil!" was this: "The army will falter at the hands of the evil genius known as Counter-Perry- that's me." Counter-Perry should be avoided at all costs along with Perry Llelogram and the army. <br />
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]]. <br />
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[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|Counter-Perry standing next to Perry Llelogram the first time they met]]<br />
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==Known Information==<br />
As its "counterpart", it is a badly drawn [[parallelogram]] made using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io]. It rarely speaks, only sometimes proclaiming "Evil!" after committing any act, evil or not. It acts the exact same way as Perry Llelogram. It hasn't been seeing doing anything that could objectively be considered "evil", but it is theorized that if Perry Llelogram were to do something evil, Counter-Perry would as well. It is also theorized that Counter-Perry was created as a parody of something. That something is not known, but it seems to be making fun of something by mirroring the "main character". This is one of many multiplications of Perry Llelogram, but is the only one that isn't identical in color. All of the others are smaller versions and are part of [[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram#The_Army the army]]. Counter-Perry is not part of the army, as one of the few statements it has made besides "Evil!" was this: "The army will falter at the hands of the evil genius known as Counter-Perry- that's me." Counter-Perry should be avoided at all costs along with Perry Llelogram and the army. <br />
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[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|Counter-Perry standing next to Perry Llelogram the first time they met]]<br />
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==Known Information==<br />
As its "counterpart", it is a badly drawn [[parallelogram]] made using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io]. It rarely speaks, only sometimes proclaiming "Evil!" after committing any act, evil or not. It acts the exact same way as Perry Llelogram. It hasn't been seeing doing anything that could objectively be considered "evil", but it is theorized that if Perry Llelogram were to do something evil, Counter-Perry would as well. It is also theorized that Counter-Perry was created as a parody of something. That something is not known, but it seems to be making fun of something by mirroring the "main character". This is one of many multiplications of Perry Llelogram, but is the only one that isn't identical in color. All of the others are smaller versions and are part of [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram#The_Army the army]. Counter-Perry is not part of the army, as one of the few statements it has made besides "Evil!" was this: "The army will falter at the hands of the evil genius known as Counter-Perry- that's me." Counter-Perry should be avoided at all costs along with Perry Llelogram and the army. <br />
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]].<br />
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]].<br />
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<div>Counter-Perry is the opposite of [[Perry Llelogram]].<br />
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In a plot that echoes what happened to J.K. Rowling herself after she publicly defended transphobic views, the author’s newest novel centers around a transphobic YouTuber facing online backlash.<br />
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In “The Ink Black Heart,” Edie Ledwell, a popular YouTube cartoon creator, is criticized by her fandom for being racist, ableist, and transphobic — that last one because of a bit about a hermaphroditic worm. According to Rolling Stone, photos of her house are pasted online, she receives death threats and eventually Ledwell winds up stabbed to death.<br />
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“The Ink Black Heart” is the sixth installment in Rowling’s “Cormoran Strike” mystery series, which she publishes under the penname Robert Galbraith.<br />
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The character of Ledwell bears a striking resemblance to Rowling. “Harry Potter,” like Ledwell’s cartoon, has been criticized for reinforcing problematic tropes — for instance, by creating an antisemitic caricature of goblins as long-nosed greedy bankers.<br />
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Rowling is also infamous for her transphobia. In 2019, she tweeted in support of Maya Forstater, who was fired for writing transphobic messages on Twitter.<br />
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Rowling doubled down on transphobic tweets by publishing a 4,000 word essay in 2020 arguing that allowing trans women into women’s spaces hurts women and that many trans men don’t truly need to transition.<br />
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Her arguments lost her fans and earned condemnation from numerous stars of the Potter films.<br />
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Marking another similarity to Ledwell, Rowling said she’s been doxxed.<br />
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Photos of her house were, in fact, put online in 2021 — though as Them noted, her two Edinburgh residences are both identifiable historical landmarks, one of which actually has its own Wikipedia page. Rowling has also received death threats at numerous points.<br />
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Despite all that, Rowling claimed, “The Ink Black Heart” isn’t about what happened to her.<br />
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“[I]t is almost literally unreadable unless you adore Rowling to the point where you would endure any torment that you thought she wanted you to undergo,” wrote Nathan J. Robinson in a review titled “J.K. Rowling’s New Novel Shows Why Having an Editor is Important.”<br />
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Twitter users also mocked the story for containing pages and pages of imaginary online posts. They noted one scene in particular where the book seems to make fun of spoon theory, a method of conceptualizing what it’s like to live with chronic illness.<br />
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“Can we just pull back for a second to untangle the fact that [Rowling] wrote a tweet from the POV of a disabled person, complaining about the lack of an author’s empathy for disabled ppl, on the SAME PAGE that she uses a disabled person’s struggles for humour?” one person tweeted.<br />
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“She has published a 1,000-page self-insert fanfiction where she’s the victim — it’s the kind of behavior that you’d expect from a petulant teenager, not a grown adult with immense wealth and power,” Grey said. “Seeing the internet fill with jokes about the book has been an absolute joy after all the harm she has caused my community.”</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:John_from_simpons.jpg&diff=5178File:John from simpons.jpg2022-09-05T06:48:49Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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i did the [[Perry Llelogram]]</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:The_Eater_of_Wikis&diff=5171Talk:The Eater of Wikis2022-09-05T06:28:40Z<p>ElijahStinky: Created page with "im terrified - elijah"</p>
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<div>im terrified - elijah</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=United_States_President_Joe_Biden&diff=5170United States President Joe Biden2022-09-05T06:17:23Z<p>ElijahStinky: joe</p>
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joe</div>ElijahStinkyhttps://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Perry_Llelogram&diff=5169Perry Llelogram2022-09-05T06:16:03Z<p>ElijahStinky: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = [[Sir Feet]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 = N/A<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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==Appearence==<br />
[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram.]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
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<div>[[Category:Competitors (official)]]'''Perry Llelogram''' is a genderless contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]]. It is a badly drawn parallelogram brought to life somehow. I'm so confused. Why is it alive. Can it see me typing this. I'm scared. It is submitted by Elijah#1650 on Discord. Nobody knows when it was born, drawn, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to say. It's life has been nothing but pain and suffering for those around it. I don't know how this thing isn't considered an [[SCP]]; I think the [[foundation]] may just be too afraid. I don't have any backstory to add. I don't want to add any backstory. This thing needs to be destroyed, or erased, or whatever. Kill it. Instantly. Wait why is it competing in an object camp who is [[Elijah]] what the f<br />
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{{Infobox character<br />
| name = Perry Llelogram<br />
| image = Perry.png<br />
| alt = Perry Llelogram<br />
| caption = The drawing in question<br />
| creator = Elijah<br />
| nicknames = <br />
* Perry<br />
* Our Lord<br />
| species = Aggie drawing<br />
| lbl21 = Positive Relationships<br />
| data21 = [[Sir Feet]]<br />
| lbl22 = Negative Relationships<br />
| data22 = N/A<br />
| extra-hdr = Creator Information<br />
| lbl33 = Discord<br />
| data33 = Elijah#1650<br />
| lbl34 = Wiki profile<br />
| data34 = [[User:ElijahStinky|ElijahStinky]]<br />
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[[File:Perry.png|thumb|right|The drawing that was brought to life. I don't know how.]]<br />
It looks like... well... a badly drawn [[parallelogram]]. It's presence has been noted as "intimidating" and "someone kill that thing" by many.<br />
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==Abilities==<br />
Some say it has powers. I don't know what that means and it terrifies me.<br />
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==The Counterpart==<br />
[[File:The counterpart.png|thumb|[[Counter-Perry]] seems to be a parody of something, that of which I do not know.]]<br />
The counterpart of Perry Llelogram, a.k.a. "Counter-Perry" is a badly filled in red version of Perry. It seems to act exactly the same way that Perry does, except proclaiming "Evil!" every time it does so. It doesn't seem to do anything in an evil manner, almost as if it's trying to parody some poorly executed cartoon character. I do not know what's going on. I'm terrified. Please kill these things before they begin multiplying.<br />
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==The Army==<br />
[[File:The army.png|thumb|It's multiplying. Nobody is safe from Perry Llelogram.]]<br />
<big>Dear [[God]].</big><br />
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==Coverage==<br />
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===<br />
For the first challenge, Perry Llelogram's character page was submitted.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* It was drawn using [https://aggie.io/ aggie.io].<br />
* Nothing is known about [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul its artist]].<br />
* It seems to have a friendly fondness for fellow contestant Sir Feet.<br />
* Nobody is safe.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery widths="400"><br />
File:Bidentalk.png|Perry Llelogram in a heated argument against [[United States President Joe Biden]].<br />
File:Ohnobiden.png|WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<br />
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