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User:Michael Rodent

2026-01-24T22:13:17Z

FreeKitty:

User talk:FreeKitty

2026-01-24T22:12:55Z

FreeKitty: /* Get Fucked */ new section

it's you again, isn't it? --[[User:ChifuyuDownTheLine|ChifuyuDownTheLine]] ([[User talk:ChifuyuDownTheLine|talk]]) 22:00, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

oh no, did something happen before chifuyu? - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 22:01, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

just the pattern of editing reminding me of [[User:Michael Rodent]] --[[User:ChifuyuDownTheLine|ChifuyuDownTheLine]] ([[User talk:ChifuyuDownTheLine|talk]]) 22:04, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

oh yeah i'm a little worried - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 22:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

== Get Fucked ==

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Main Page

2026-01-24T22:05:27Z

FreeKitty:

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[[File:Bill Nye.jpg|thumb|Fuck You]]

Asshole
{{clear}}'''''YOU ARE NOW A PEDOPHILE.''''' Congratulations on your faulty prize, cause now no girl will approach you if you know you are indeed a sick fuck. Pedo. By the rare chance, a girl approaches you, it will almost be out of pity rather than genuine interest. You will never gain a girlfriend. Even the gorillas recognize that you are undoubtedly too much of a creep to even belong to them. You watch those porn titles with "barely legal babe" in them, not thinking that it is, even for a single unconscious second, how fucking creepy it is that a 40-year-old guy is fucking an "18-year-old" girl. Instead, you fap mindlessly to the porn, not aware. At all. You probably also watch stepsibling porn.

TL;DR: you are a pedo because you clicked on this link and now you will die alone. If you even have a single shred of self-respect, you would stop reading this and start socializing.

Now, if you excuse me, the FBI is on the way to your house
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[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Articles ported from the Wiki Camp 2]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:First pages of The Wiki Camp 2]]
[[Category:Pages Tumblr likes]]
[[Category:Pages featuring Mike and Spike]]
[[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]]

*Cool Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coANMLRMirQ
[[Category:Ass]]
[[Category:Pedophile]]

Fire engine

2026-01-24T21:59:36Z

FreeKitty:

<center><big><big><big><big><big>''MOTHERFUCKING '''FIRE TRUCK''' COMING!<br>RIGHT HERE!<br>LOOK AT THIS!<br>WOW, LOOK AT THAT!<br>OH HO HO HO!''</big></big></big></big></big></center>

{{Dia|Statler|Hey, that's ''our'' line!}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|I'd be happy to see you sued!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk}}
[[Category:Vehicles]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]]{{angry}}

Sir Topham Hatt

2026-01-24T21:58:25Z

FreeKitty:

{{Distinguish|Sir Lowham Hatt (Thomas and Friends)}}
<center><big><big>'''Sir Topham Hatt''', the controller of the wiki's [[train]]s, is currently wanted by the [[police]] for the alleged murder of [[Clippy]].</big></big></center>
{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|...'''''What?!''''' No! I would never murder my customers!}}
{{Dia|Thomas|You controlled the high-speed train that hit him.}}
{{Dia|Narrator|''All of the engines were angry at Sir Topham Hatt. Even the Union looked furiously at him.''}}
{{Dia|BigBoyDriver|What do we want?}}
{{DiaNone|All|Justice for Clippy!}}
{{Dia|BigBoyDriver|When do we want it?}}
{{DiaNone|All|Now!}}
{{Dia|BigBoy|[[File:Big Boy voice.mp3]]}}
{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|'''''CUT IT OUT! I have had ENOUGH of this! You accuse ME of murdering Clippy? Well, YOU'RE only causing confusion and delay!'''''}}
{{Dia|KarlMarx|So...?}}
{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|...}}
{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|...You're fired.}}
{{DiaNone|All|[[File:BFDI gasp.mp3]]}}
{{Dia|JurtaFacepalm|aaannnnnddddd that's capitalism for you...}}
{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|But without money, how will I survive?}}
{{Dia|Jesus|What did I just say about being rich?}}{{Dia|Spike|Look There is White Stuff Coming from my Penis}}{{Dia|Max|Mine Too!}}{{Dia|Sam|Oh My God}}{{Dia|Statler|CUM FIGHT!!!}}{{DiaNone|*Everybody Plays With Their Jizz*}}
[[Category:Non-Contestants]][[Category:Greedy]][[Category:Villains]][[Category:Evil]]

Max

2026-01-24T21:52:35Z

FreeKitty:

{{Dia|Max|Ooh, ooh, I want my own page! Why hasn't anyone written about ME?}}
{{Dia|Sam|You're inscrutable even to me, little buddy.}}
{{Dia|Max|Aww, you mean it?}}{{Dia|Sam|No You Fucking Moron}}{{Dia|Max|*Dies from a Stroke*}}
[[Category:Lagomorphs]]

Number Of Goblins On The Loose

2026-01-24T21:51:41Z

FreeKitty:

There are {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} goblins on the loos[[Euler's Number|e]].

There are 69 goblins NOT on the loose.
[[Category:Tools]]
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[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]

Steamed Hams but it's an article

2026-01-24T21:47:44Z

FreeKitty:

{{Dia|Chalmers|Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Yeah.}}
'''Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|GASP!}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Oh, ye Gods! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Hohoho, Delightfully devilish, Seymour!}}
'''He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen.'''
{{Dia|Spike|SKINNER, WITH HIS CRAZY EXPLANATIONS, THE SUPERINTENDENTS GONNA NEED SOME MEDICATION, WHEN HE HEARS SKINNER'S LAME EXAGGERATIONS, THERE'LL BE TROUBLE IN TOWN TONIGHT!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|SEYYYYMOUUURR!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Skinner|SUPERINTENDENT! I was just...uh...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Uh, ooh, that isn't smoke! It's STEAM! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. MMM! Steamed clams!}}
'''Chalmers leaves the kitchen.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|Whew.}}
'''Skinner leaves out the window and orders burgers and fries, and returns back to the house.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|I thought we we're having steamed clams.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Oh no, I said "steamed hams" that's what I call hamburgers.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Yes! It's a regional dialect.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Uh-huh. What region?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Uhhhhpstate New York.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|I see.}}
'''Chalmers takes a bite out of his burger, and then inspects it.'''
{{Dia|Chalmers|You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers! Oooold family recipe!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|...For steamed hams.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Yes!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Y- Uh. You know, th-}}
{{Dia|Skinner|One thing I should-}}
{{Dia|Skinner|...Excuse me for one second.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Of course.}}
'''Skinner enters the kitchen and then immediately leaves upon noticing the kitchen is burning.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|(YAWN!) Well, that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Yes, I should be-}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE???}}
{{Dia|Skinner|[[Aurora borealis]].}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|A-}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|AURORA BOREALIS?!??!?}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|AT THIS TIME OF YEAR??}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|'''AT THIS TIME OF DAY???'''}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|'''''LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN??!?'''''}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Yes!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|...May I see it?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|}}
{{Dia|Skinner|No.}}
'''Skinner and Chalmers exit the house.'''
{{Dia|Bloomberg|SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!}}
{{Dia|Skinner|No, Bloomberg, It's just the northern lights!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You steam a good ham.}}
'''Chalmers walks away from the house.'''
{{Dia|Bloomberg|HELP! ''HEEEELP!''}}
{{Dia|Skinner|👍}}
[[File:Wreeeeerrrrr.png|left|link=Fire engine|frameless|373x373px]]
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==Goofs==

* Skinner was getting ready to escape through the window, not conducting isometric exercises.
* Skinner erroneously calls smoke steam.
* Skinner claims that clams are in the oven; there was visibly a burnt roast inside earlier.
* Skinner clarifies he said "steamed hams" instead of "steamed clams", but listening back proves he truly said the latter.
* Skinner elucidates that "steamed hams" is a phrase used in Albany, New York, but this is not the case.
* Skinner describes the burgers as patented Skinner Burgers—an old family recipe—contradicting the fact that he was seen acquiring them from the nearby Krusty Burger.
* Skinner declares the hamburgers as steamed, but they are illustrated as having grill marks.
* Skinner falsely says that the fire in his kitchen is the spectacular weather phenomenon aurora borealis.
** He later makes the same mistake when yelling at Bloomberg.
*

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Retroman

2026-01-24T21:44:23Z

FreeKitty:

{{Retro reverie}}
{{Distinguish|Mario}}
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Retroman is an Immortal Being from the [[Retro World]]. He May Or May Not Be The Creator of the [[Just...so...RETRO!!!!]] Page…

[[File:Fat Retroman.webp|thumb|Retroman after Eating 500 Mushrooms]]

== History ==
Retroman was born in the [[Good Ol' Days]], back when games were GOOD! He comes from the Retro game for the 8-Bit System, where he eats a [[mushroom]] and stomps a [[Turtle|turty]]. He Also Had a Green Brother but he Died of [[Mad Cow Disease]]

He Hates It When You Call Him [[Super Mario]]

[[File:Shadow Retroman.jpg|thumb|Shadow Retroman]]
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Pac-Man

2026-01-24T21:43:14Z

FreeKitty:

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2026-01-24T21:41:56Z

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