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User talk:BlakeIsHere

2026-04-22T15:29:07Z

Jurta: Created page with "== Warning == Please abide by the rules and cease attacking others for having interests. ~~~~"

== Warning ==
Please abide by the [[rules]] and cease attacking others for having interests. <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Jurta|contribs]]</sub> 15:29, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

Death

2026-04-21T23:59:38Z

Jurta:

{{About|the unknown|the destroyer of worlds|J. Robert Oppenheimer}}
{{Distinguish|Die}}
{{Tribute|name=Death|pronouns=He/It|img=DiaDeath.png|border=000000}}

[[File:Wisty.gif|thumb|The current consensus on what Death looks like.|link=File:Dead Pibby.png]][[File:Brawltrial.png|thumb|Could this be the last image seen before death?]]
'''Death''' (US: /ˈdɛθ/) is a theorized state of [[being]] in which one cannot [[do]]. In death, one is said to no longer be alive, no matter how much one wishes to [[Benjamin|turn back time]]. It has been described as being akin to an eternal slumber in which one never awakens yet never dreams. Other names for death include '''passing away''', going '''bye-bye''', '''[[The End]]''', and '''grim justice'''.

Despite research on death being widely inconclusive, due to everyone being too [[chicken]] to come back after allegedly having experienced it, most governing bodies and health advisory boards rank death as a [[Jorly's illness ranking system|Class Z illness]], to be avoided at all costs. However, this classification has faced scrutiny due to death's negative effects being unsupported by rigorous testing.

Death is usually followed by being [[Damn seal|damned]].

{{clear}}
== Death's Diatribe ==
=== NOV142022 ===
{{DiaDark|Death|GREETINGS.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|I AM DEATH.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|DO NOT FEAR ME.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|I AM NO [[Killer|KILLER]]. I MERELY REAP WHAT IS SOWN.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|I WISH TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE LIVING.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|THIS IS... UNORTHODOX. YET I ENCOUNTER TOO MANY SOULS WHO BECOME UPSET AND AGGRAVATED WHEN I ARRIVE.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|PERHAPS I CAN CALM THESE TROUBLED HEARTS.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|SEANCE WITH ME ON THE TALK PAGE AND I MAY YET ANSWER.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|TOODLES.}}
=== APR72026 ===
{{DiaDark|GhostDeath|SORRY, I QUIT.}}
{{DiaDark|GhostDeath|BIRTH QUIT TOO.}}
{{DiaDark|GhostDeath|SORRY.}}
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[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:He/Its]]
[[Category:Bosses]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:Wikicamp2core]]
[[Category:Completion]]
[[Category:Things categorized in Quixort's tutorial]]
[[Category:Characters From Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer]]
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Death

2026-04-21T23:48:42Z

Jurta: /* Death's Diatribe */

{{About|the unknown|the destroyer of worlds|J. Robert Oppenheimer}}
{{Distinguish|Die}}
{{Tribute|name=Death|pronouns=He/It|img=DiaDeath.png|border=000000}}

[[File:Wisty.gif|thumb|The current consensus on what Death looks like.|link=File:Dead Pibby.png]][[File:Brawltrial.png|thumb|Could this be the last image seen before death?]]
'''Death''' (US: /ˈdɛθ/) is a theorized state of [[being]] in which one cannot [[do]]. In death, one is said to no longer be alive, no matter how much one wishes to [[Benjamin|turn back time]]. It has been described as being akin to an eternal slumber in which one never awakens yet never dreams. Other names for death include '''passing away''', going '''bye-bye''', '''[[The End]]''', and '''grim justice'''.

Despite research on death being widely inconclusive, due to everyone being too [[chicken]] to come back after allegedly having experienced it, most governing bodies and health advisory boards rank death as a [[Jorly's illness ranking system|Class Z illness]], to be avoided at all costs. However, this classification has faced scrutiny due to death's negative effects being unsupported by rigorous testing.

Death is usually followed by being [[Damn seal|damned]].

{{clear}}
== Death's Diatribe ==
=== NOV142022 ===
{{DiaDark|Death|GREETINGS.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|I AM DEATH.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|DO NOT FEAR ME.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|I AM NO [[Killer|KILLER]]. I MERELY REAP WHAT IS SOWN.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|I WISH TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE LIVING.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|THIS IS... UNORTHODOX. YET I ENCOUNTER TOO MANY SOULS WHO BECOME UPSET AND AGGRAVATED WHEN I ARRIVE.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|PERHAPS I CAN CALM THESE TROUBLED HEARTS.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|SEANCE WITH ME ON THE TALK PAGE AND I MAY YET ANSWER.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|TOODLES.}}
=== APR72026 ===
{{DiaDark|Death|SORRY, I QUIT.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|BIRTH QUIT TOO.}}
{{DiaDark|Death|SORRY.}}
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[[Category:Characters]]
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[[Category:Completion]]
[[Category:Things categorized in Quixort's tutorial]]
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2026-04-20T16:05:48Z

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Explain/Rule 4s in Media

2026-04-19T23:47:03Z

Jurta:

{{Return|Explain}}

'''[[Rule 4s in Media]]''' is a compilation of the fourth entry in various lists of rules taken from different sources. The page switches between copying the rules exactly and rewording them to be more simple.

Due to the blunt nature of [[Rules#General Rules|general rule 4]] of the Wiki Camp 2, the phrase "Rule 4" is a common inside joke in the Wiki Camp 2, often being used as a replacement for anything which could be seen as violating the rule. Rule 4s in Media is based off of this joke and the fact that "rule 4" can refer to a lot of rules, depending on which ruleset you're using. What counts under this definition is stretched for humour (one would not normally call the Ten Commandments a "list of rules from media.") The page is based off of the category of the same name and function in [[The Wiki Camp BETTER JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!!]], and the five questions in the category were ported onto the page.

[[Explain/Rule 4s in Media#Sources|This page]] compiles a list of sources for the rule 4s in the same order as the original page.

== Sources ==
Sources from the original BETTER JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!! category are marked here with a *. Unknown sources are marked with a -. If you know where the original rule comes from, add it to the page!

# The Ten Commandments
# The Ten Commandments # (Depending on which version of the Torah or Bible one is reading, the Commandments are listed in a different order.)
# [[The Ten Commandments]]
# Fight Club *
# Camp Ultimate Gaming Experience *
# Five Nights at Freddy's *
# Ten Crack Commandments (by Biggie Smalls) *
# Ten Duel Commandments (from Hamilton)
#* The song gives further instructions for the rule.
# The Canadian Constitution
# The American Bill of Rights
#* It is clarified that the rule is ill-defined.
# -
# BFDIA
# Battle for Dream Island Wiki
# Rule 4s in Media
# BFDIA
# Deltarune. Specifically, Queen's rules upon entering her palace.
# Death Note
# Knox's Ten Commandments
#* The broadening of the rule is implied.
# Van Dine's Twenty Rules for writing detective stories
#* Van Dine heavily emphasizes that breaking this rule is something that makes a story worse and tricks a reader.
# Dynasty Scans
# SCP-4444
# The Wiki Camp 2 wiki
# [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Rules Rules]
# The Wiki Camp 2
# The gif on the page. The quote itself comes from [[Spider-Man]]
# [[Anyone Who’s Played Candy Crush Level 87 Understands That the Idea of a Compassionate God Is a Naive One]]'s DNI
# The Wiki Camp 2 Discord
# -
# -
# [[Twitter Rules]]
# [[The Wiki Camp Rules]]
# [[Seal Note]]
# -
# -
# [[Wish list#Wishing rules|Wishing rules]]
# HTwins Central
# [[Laws of the Game]] ([[football]])
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# [https://quackandlisa.the-comic.org/comics/565/ Quack and Lisa]
# The Koy Detmer Game from [[17776]]
# Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
# [[Hoppers]]

Explain/Rule 4s in Media

2026-04-19T23:45:52Z

Jurta:

{{Return|Explain}}

'''[[Rule 4s in Media]]''' is a compilation of the fourth entry in various lists of rules taken from different sources. The page switches between copying the rules exactly and rewording them to be more simple.

Due to the blunt nature of [[Rules#General Rules|general rule 4]] of the Wiki Camp 2, the phrase "Rule 4" is a common inside joke in the Wiki Camp 2, often being used as a replacement for anything which could be seen as violating the rule. Rule 4s in Media is based off of this joke and the fact that "rule 4" can refer to a lot of rules, depending on which ruleset you're using. What counts under this definition is stretched for humour (one would not normally call the Ten Commandments a "list of rules from media.") The page is based off of the category of the same name and function in [[The Wiki Camp BETTER JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!!]], and the five questions in the category were ported onto the page.

[[Explain/Rule 4s in Media#Sources|This page]] compiles a list of sources for the rule 4s in the same order as the original page.

== Sources ==
Sources from the original BETTER JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!! category are marked here with a *. Unknown sources are marked with a -. If you know where the original rule comes from, add it to the page!

# The Ten Commandments
# The Ten Commandments # (Depending on which version of the Torah or Bible one is reading, the Commandments are listed in a different order.)
# [[The Ten Commandments]]
# Fight Club *
# Camp Ultimate Gaming Experience *
# Five Nights at Freddy's *
# Ten Crack Commandments (by Biggie Smalls) *
# Ten Duel Commandments (from Hamilton)
#* The song gives further instructions for the rule.
# The Canadian Constitution
# The American Bill of Rights
#* It is clarified that the rule is ill-defined.
# -
# BFDIA
# Battle for Dream Island Wiki
# Rule 4s in Media
# BFDIA
# Deltarune. Specifically, Queen's rules upon entering her palace.
# Death Note
# Knox's Ten Commandments
#* The broadening of the rule is implied.
# Van Dine's Twenty Rules for writing detective stories
#* Van Dine heavily emphasizes that breaking this rule is something that makes a story worse and tricks a reader.
# Dynasty Scans
# SCP-4444
# The Wiki Camp 2 wiki
# [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Rules Rules]
# The Wiki Camp 2
# The gif on the page. The quote itself comes from [[Spider-Man]]
# [[Anyone Who’s Played Candy Crush Level 87 Understands That the Idea of a Compassionate God Is a Naive One]]'s DNI
# The Wiki Camp 2 Discord
# -
# -
# [[Twitter Rules]]
# [[The Wiki Camp Rules]]
# [[Seal Note]]
# -
# -
# [[Wish list#Wishing rules|Wishing rules]]
# [[Laws of the Game]] ([[football]])
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# [https://quackandlisa.the-comic.org/comics/565/ Quack and Lisa]
# The Koy Detmer Game from [[17776]]
# Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
# [[Hoppers]]

Rule 4s in Media

2026-04-19T23:44:55Z

Jurta: converting to numbered list for easier crossreferencing with page

# Remember the sabbath day, to [[Rest|keep it holy]].
# Honour thy mother and father.
# Thou shalt "Like" [[CHUBSWORLD]]_'s posts. {{Ture}}
# Only [[two]] guys may fight at a time.
# Do not ZIP [[bomb]] [[User:QWillow|me]] in entries.
# Don't poop on the floor.
# Never get high on your own supply.
# Get some pistols and a doctor on site.
#* In addition, pay the [[Dr. Pepper|doctor]] in advance, be polite to him, and give him reasonable denial of involvement.
# The name "Canada" refers to [[Canadia|Canada]].
# The government cannot commit unreasonable search and seizure on an individual or their property.
#* What counts as "unreasonable" is not well-defined.
# Magnificence
# No reading ahead.
# This article or section contains content that may not be suitable for children or sensitive individuals. Proceed with discretion.
# Only [[two]] guys may fight at a time.
# Before a contest, players [[may]] switch teams if they want.
# Have [[Fun]]
# If the cause of death is not specified, the person will die of a heart attack.
# No hitherto undiscovered poisons may be used, nor any appliance which will need a long scientific explanation at the end.
#* This can be extrapolated to mean any physical entity unique to the story which is not explored before the end.
# The detective or official investigators should not be the culprit.
#* It's really stupid if they are.
# Insulting scanlators or artists is unacceptable, and will result in your comment and possibly you being removed from the forum. They work hard to bring us the yuri we love, and they don’t need abuse for it.
# Neither the Foundation nor the UIU are to attempt to remove SCP-4444 from the head of former United States Vice President Al Gore.
# [[Red links|redlinks]] are allowed
# free to change
# NO [rule 4]
# [[File:Rule 4.gif]]
# take the batteries out of your smoke alarm and don't put them back in
# Satomi will not answer questions about BFDI.
# The lights and candles to be put out at eight o'clock at night: if any of the [[Treasure|crew]], after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck.
# Resolution. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
# Impersonation is criminal.
# Knock on the door.
# If the cause of birth is not specified, the seal will simply be born from a [[mother seal]].
# [[zuzuberry]]
# The maximum number of contestants in a group is twelve ([[12]]). No group over twelve people will be accepted.
# No wishing to alter fundamental laws of nature.
#* Momentary lapses in the laws of nature may be permitted.
# There's a memes channel.
# The length of a [[football]] pitch for an international match must be 100-110 m for the touchline and 64-75 m for the goal line.
# Any of the players may change places with the goalkeeper if the referee is informed before the change is made, or the change is made during a stoppage in play.
# Non-dangerous protective equipment, for example gloves, headgear, facemasks and knee and arm protectors made of soft, lightweight padded material is permitted, as are goalkeepers’ caps and sports spectacles. Goalkeepers may wear tracksuit bottoms.
# The use of video assistant referees (VARs) is only permitted where the match/competition organiser has fulfilled all Implementation Assistance and Approval Programme (IAAP) requirements as set out in FIFA’s IAAP documents, and has received written permission from FIFA.
# A reserve assistant referee may replace an assistant referee, fourth official or additional assistant referee who is unable to continue, and may also assist the referee in the same way as the other ‘on-field’ match officials.
# If a penalty kick has to be taken or retaken, the half is extended until the penalty kick is completed.
# If an offside offence occurs, the referee awards an indirect free kick where the offence occurred, including if it is in the player’s own half of the field of play.
# The referee has the authority to take disciplinary action from entering the field of play for the pre-match inspection until leaving the field of play after the match ends (including penalties (penalty shoot-out)).
# Only one person per side may fight at a time.
# The object of the game is to collect every football in existence that is personally autographed by [[Koy Detmer]]. Each of these balls must be accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity. In the absence of such a certificate, other documents may be submitted to establish an authentic signa[[ture]]. The validity of said documents shall be determined by game officials.
# No drinking
# [[Hoppers|We're all in this together]]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Rules]]

Explain/Rule 4s in Media

2026-04-19T23:44:46Z

Jurta: converting to numbered list for easier crossreferencing with page

{{Return|Explain}}

'''[[Rule 4s in Media]]''' is a compilation of the fourth entry in various lists of rules taken from different sources. The page switches between copying the rules exactly and rewording them to be more simple.

Due to the blunt nature of [[Rules#General Rules|general rule 4]] of the Wiki Camp 2, the phrase "Rule 4" is a common inside joke in the Wiki Camp 2, often being used as a replacement for anything which could be seen as violating the rule. Rule 4s in Media is based off of this joke and the fact that "rule 4" can refer to a lot of rules, depending on which ruleset you're using. What counts under this definition is stretched for humour (one would not normally call the Ten Commandments a "list of rules from media.") The page is based off of the category of the same name and function in [[The Wiki Camp BETTER JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!!]], and the five questions in the category were ported onto the page.

[[Explain/Rule 4s in Media#Sources|This page]] compiles a list of sources for the rule 4s in the same order as the original page.

== Sources ==
Sources from the original BETTER JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!! category are marked here with a *. Unknown sources are marked with a -. If you know where the original rule comes from, add it to the page!

# The Ten Commandments
# The Ten Commandments # (Depending on which version of the Torah or Bible one is reading, the Commandments are listed in a different order.)
# [[The Ten Commandments]]
# Fight Club *
# Camp Ultimate Gaming Experience *
# Five Nights at Freddy's *
# Ten Crack Commandments (by Biggie Smalls) *
# Ten Duel Commandments (from Hamilton)
#* The song gives further instructions for the rule.
# The Canadian Constitution
# The American Bill of Rights
#* It is clarified that the rule is ill-defined.
# -
# BFDIA
# Battle for Dream Island Wiki
# Rule 4s in Media
# BFDIA
# Deltarune. Specifically, Queen's rules upon entering her palace.
# Death Note
# Knox's Ten Commandments
#* The broadening of the rule is implied.
# Van Dine's Twenty Rules for writing detective stories
#* Van Dine heavily emphasizes that breaking this rule is something that makes a story worse and tricks a reader.
# Dynasty Scans
# SCP-4444
# The Wiki Camp 2 wiki
# [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Rules Rules]
# The Wiki Camp 2
# The gif on the page. The quote itself comes from [[Spider-Man]]
# [[Anyone Who’s Played Candy Crush Level 87 Understands That the Idea of a Compassionate God Is a Naive One]]'s DNI
# The Wiki Camp 2 Discord
# -
# -
# [[Twitter Rules]]
# [[The Wiki Camp Rules]]
# [[Seal Note]]
# -
# -
# [[Wish list#Wishing rules|Wishing rules]]
# [[Laws of the Game]] ([[football]])
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# -
# [https://quackandlisa.the-comic.org/comics/565/ Quack and Lisa]
# The Koy Detmer Game from [[17776]]
# Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning

Artemis II

2026-04-07T00:06:21Z

Jurta:

{{Lights off}}[[File:Pass the phone.webp|thumb|This'll make a great photo. Pass the [[MePhone 4|phone]].]]
[[To the moon]]!{{right}} NASA wins again. Don't worry SpaceX, you might get there someday when Starship stops blowing up. Maybe spending the money on research up front actually works, it turns out.

== Trivia ==
* They said [[67]] on this thang.

[[Category:Space]][[Category:Cool]]

United States

2026-04-05T23:41:16Z

Jurta:

{{Distinguish|United States of Nerpica{{!}}the late United States of Nerpica}}
{{Quote|We the [[Gay People]] of the '''United States''', in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity{{Citation needed}}, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the '''United States of America'''.}}

The '''United States of America''' is a union of 50 [[:Category:States|states]] stretching across [[North America]]. Nicknamed "the land of the free{{wrong}} and the home of [[The Military|the brave]]{{wrong}}", its president is [[Donald Trump]] and friends. The USA, being the home of [[Hollywood]] and having the highest total GDP, is the stereotypical society. Honestly, it didn't have to be this way, considering all the other societies with their own customs and traditions. Though, [[Stay tuned|big things are happening]], and the [[idea]] of such grows archaic.

Each of the 50 states are unique in their own way, from the bustling boroughs of [[New York City]] to the sandy yet tourist-crowded beaches of [[Florida]]; from [[Louisiana]]'s jazzy street life to the glitz and glamor of [[California (IRL)|California]]; from the horse races of [[Okin Tucky]] to loud college football atmospheres of [[Alabama]].
[[File:Britreactsto.png|right|frameless]]
[[File:The Star-Spangled Banner instrumental.mp3]] [[File:Cross Road Blues.mp3]] [[File:Ring of Fire.mp3]] [[File:I Will Wait.mp3]] [[File:Super Macho Man - Punch Out!!.mp3]] [[File:Like a Rolling Stone.mp3]] [[File:Gamla.mp3]]
[[File:Epicfail.jpg|500px]]
[[File:Failure.mp3]]
[[File:63410847-DCE9-49FF-B5E8-F60B8E7E7309.jpeg|thumb|The United States has many detractors, for various reasons.]]
asufutimae[[ha]]<nowiki/>ehfutbw
{{Dia|Lollipop|God bless America.}}

<div style="position: fixed; left: 60%; bottom: 0; z-index: 9001;">[[File:CAW.png|500px|link=United_States]]</div>
==Etymology==
The term America came from [[Republic of Florence|Florentine]] explorer [[Amerigo Vespucci]].

United = Together

States = Political entities

So when [[verbose]]d, the United States is "a collection of 50 political entities coming together in honour of Amerigo Vespucci".

==The states==
* [[Alabama]]
* [[Alaska]]
* [[Arizona]]
* [[Arkansas]]
* [[California (IRL)|California]]
* [[Colorado]]
* [[Connecticut]]
* [[Delaware]]
* [[Florida]]
* [[Georgia]]
* [[Hawaii]]
* [[Idaho]]
* [[Illinois]]
* [[Indiana]]
* [[Iowa]]
* [[Kansas]]
* [[Okin Tucky]]
* [[Louisiana]]
* [[Maine]]
* [[Maryland]]
* [[Massachusetts]]
* [[Michigan]]
* [[Minnesota]]
* [[Mississippi (state)|Mississippi]]
* [[Missouri]]
* [[Montana]]
* [[Nebraska]]
* [[Nevada]]
* [[New Hampshire]]
* [[New Jersey]]
* [[New Mexico]]
* [[New York]]
* [[North Carolina]]
* [[North Dakota]]
* [[Ohio]]
* [[Oklahoma]]
* [[Oregon]]
* [[Pennsylvania]]
* [[Rhode Island]]
* [[South Carolina]]
* [[South Dakota]]
* [[Tennessee]]
* [[Texas]]
* [[Utah]]
* [[Vermont]]
* [[Virginia]]
* [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]]
* [[Washington]]
* [[West Virginia]]
* [[Wisconsin]]
* [[Wyoming]]
==Trivia==
*In [[Tomodachi Life]], a trip to the United States may include visits to the [[Statue of Liberty]], [[Monument Valley]], [[Seattle]], a [[sequoia]] forest, and [[Miami Beach]]. You will be given a [[home run ball]] as a souvenir.
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{{s-bef|before=[[Italy]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=FIFA World Cup host|years=1994}}
{{s-aft|after=[[France]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before={{flag|Flag of Qatar.png}} [[Qatar]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=FIFA World Cup host|years=2026, with:<br>{{Flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]]<br>{{Flag|Flag of Mexico.png}} [[Mexico]]}}
{{s-aft|after={{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[Spain]]<br>{{flag|Flag of Portugal.png}} [[Portugal]]<br>{{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Morocco]]<br>{{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentina]]<br>{{flag|Flag of Uruguay.png}} [[Uruguay]]<br>{{flag|Flag of Paraguay.png}} [[Paraguay]]}}
{{s-end}}
{{Countries in the Real World}}
[[Category:United States of America]]
[[Category:Countries]]
[[Category:Countries in the Real World]]
[[Category:North America]]
[[Category:Countries in Yakko's World]]
[[Category:Countries bigger than Kazakhstan]]
[[Category:Countries IShowSpeed has done an irl stream in]]
[[Category:2022 FIFA World Cup]]
[[Category:2026 FIFA World Cup]]
[[Category:Characters From Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer]]
[[Category:Vacation destinations in Tomodachi Life]]
[[Category:Countries That Are Better Than England]]

United States

2026-04-05T23:36:28Z

Jurta:

{{Distinguish|United States of Nerpica{{!}}the late United States of Nerpica}}
{{Quote|We the [[Gay People]] of the '''United States''', in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity{{Citation needed}}, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the '''United States of America'''.}}

The '''United States of America''' is a union of 50 [[:Category:States|states]] stretching across [[North America]]. Nicknamed "the land of the free{{wrong}} and the home of [[The Military|the brave]]{{wrong}}", its president is [[Donald Trump]] and friends. The USA, being the home of [[Hollywood]] and having the highest total GDP, is the stereotypical society. Honestly, it didn't have to be this way, considering all the other societies with their own customs and traditions.

Each of the 50 states are unique in their own way, from the bustling boroughs of [[New York City]] to the sandy yet tourist-crowded beaches of [[Florida]]; from [[Louisiana]]'s jazzy street life to the glitz and glamor of [[California (IRL)|California]]; from the horse races of [[Okin Tucky]] to loud college football atmospheres of [[Alabama]].
[[File:Britreactsto.png|right|frameless]]
[[File:The Star-Spangled Banner instrumental.mp3]] [[File:Cross Road Blues.mp3]] [[File:Ring of Fire.mp3]] [[File:I Will Wait.mp3]] [[File:Super Macho Man - Punch Out!!.mp3]] [[File:Like a Rolling Stone.mp3]] [[File:Gamla.mp3]]
[[File:Epicfail.jpg|500px]]
[[File:Failure.mp3]]
[[File:63410847-DCE9-49FF-B5E8-F60B8E7E7309.jpeg|thumb|The United States has many detractors, for various reasons.]]
asufutimae[[ha]]<nowiki/>ehfutbw
{{Dia|Lollipop|God bless America.}}

<div style="position: fixed; left: 60%; bottom: 0; z-index: 9001;">[[File:CAW.png|500px|link=United_States]]</div>
==Etymology==
The term America came from [[Republic of Florence|Florentine]] explorer [[Amerigo Vespucci]].

United = Together

States = Political entities

So when [[verbose]]d, the United States is "a collection of 50 political entities coming together in honour of Amerigo Vespucci".

==The states==
* [[Alabama]]
* [[Alaska]]
* [[Arizona]]
* [[Arkansas]]
* [[California (IRL)|California]]
* [[Colorado]]
* [[Connecticut]]
* [[Delaware]]
* [[Florida]]
* [[Georgia]]
* [[Hawaii]]
* [[Idaho]]
* [[Illinois]]
* [[Indiana]]
* [[Iowa]]
* [[Kansas]]
* [[Okin Tucky]]
* [[Louisiana]]
* [[Maine]]
* [[Maryland]]
* [[Massachusetts]]
* [[Michigan]]
* [[Minnesota]]
* [[Mississippi (state)|Mississippi]]
* [[Missouri]]
* [[Montana]]
* [[Nebraska]]
* [[Nevada]]
* [[New Hampshire]]
* [[New Jersey]]
* [[New Mexico]]
* [[New York]]
* [[North Carolina]]
* [[North Dakota]]
* [[Ohio]]
* [[Oklahoma]]
* [[Oregon]]
* [[Pennsylvania]]
* [[Rhode Island]]
* [[South Carolina]]
* [[South Dakota]]
* [[Tennessee]]
* [[Texas]]
* [[Utah]]
* [[Vermont]]
* [[Virginia]]
* [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]]
* [[Washington]]
* [[West Virginia]]
* [[Wisconsin]]
* [[Wyoming]]
==Trivia==
*In [[Tomodachi Life]], a trip to the United States may include visits to the [[Statue of Liberty]], [[Monument Valley]], [[Seattle]], a [[sequoia]] forest, and [[Miami Beach]]. You will be given a [[home run ball]] as a souvenir.
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Fish and chips

2026-03-31T14:04:23Z

Jurta:

'''Fish and chips''' is fish and chips. Yeah.

== In the United States ==
Called '''fish and fries'''. For short it's "faf" because the one guy who named it was having a real, uh, uh, yeah.

[[Category:Food]]

Fish and chips

2026-03-31T14:04:09Z

Jurta: Created page with "'''Fish and chips''' is fish and chips. Yeah. == In the United States == Called '''fish and fries'''. For short it's "faf" because the one guy who named was having a real, uh, uh, yeah. Category:Food"

'''Fish and chips''' is fish and chips. Yeah.

== In the United States ==
Called '''fish and fries'''. For short it's "faf" because the one guy who named was having a real, uh, uh, yeah.

[[Category:Food]]

6767

2026-03-27T20:55:03Z

Jurta: Created page with "<big>'''Get fucking ready. Ohhhh boy.'''</big> {{clear}} {{Return|6766|6766}} {{Proceed|6768|6768}} Category:Values Category:Years"

<big>'''Get fucking ready. Ohhhh boy.'''</big>
{{clear}}
{{Return|6766|6766}}
{{Proceed|6768|6768}}
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[[Category:Years]]

Viasat

2026-03-27T20:53:06Z

Jurta:

{{confuse|Viastood|Viaran}}
[[File:0x0.png|thumb|Old Glory]]Viasat is a multimedia global communication service that is the greatest ever{{Not really}}. -- [[Trenchcoat Wearer]]

Its only export is [[football]] [[VHS]] tapes featuring every team in the world.

Viasat was founded in the year 1215 C.E. by [[Mark Edward Fischbach|Mark]] [[D|D.]] [[A dank cave|Dankberg]]. The current CEO of the company is [[Barry|Barry, 63.]]
[[File:Barry.webp|none|thumb|110x110px|Our wonderful chairman.]]
[[File:Https://s3-eu-west-viasat viasat|Viasat]]
Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat
Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat
Viasat

== The multi-billion dollar corporation is showing me really kind of okay shows right now... Thaaatttt's movie! ==

Viaplay is the greatest channel ever{{Not really}}.

Viaplay.

Viasat.<gallery>
File:Images.png|Viaplay Logo.
</gallery>

== Why Viasat? ==
* Get your ass away from stream-slop, return to your rotting CRT and rage at football like good old times.
* Unlike Netflix, Viasat is ran by a completely different company managed by shareholders! Innovative!
* Don't you like cinema? Sigh.

{{clear}}
==Live Viaplay broadcast==
{{:Today's Scores}}

== Stuff you can watch on Viaplay ==
Viasat has the greatest service known as Viaplay. Look at all the great stuff on there!
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Super Labubu Bros 🤢
* Balatro 2 - Now With Real Gambling ✨
* The Mentalist.
* The Amateur.
* Bones.
* Soolo.
* S.W.A.T.
* Goliath.
* Furia.
* Koniesto.
* La Brea.
* Long Gone Heroes.
* Troppo.
* Pandora.
* The Tomorrow War.
* Armor.
* Chicago P.D.
* Nälkäpeli.
* Lakeuden Kutsu.
* [[:Category:Statley and Waldonf Cinema University|Statley and Waldonf]].
* I don't know!

Actually.

And then... there's the '''Sports''' section. ''Play the game, England. Kick that ball into the net a couple of times, England. 🤣''

* [[Champions Hockey League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[Bundesliga]].
** [[FC Bayern München]].
** [[Borussia Dortmund]].
* [[UEFA Champions League]].
** {{flag|Flag of France.png}} [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[FC Bayern München]].
* [[UEFA Europa League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Aston Villa]].
* [[UEFA Conference League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Crystal Palace]].
* {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Premier League]].
** [[Liverpool FC|Liverpool]].
** [[Manchester City FC|Manchester City]].
** [[Manchester United FC|Manchester United]].
** [[Arsenal FC|Arsenal]].
** [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** [[Tottenham Hotspur FC|Tottenham Hotspur]].
** [[Aston Villa FC|Aston Villa]].
** [[Brentford FC|Brentford]].
** [[Crystal Palace FC|Crystal Palace]].
** [[Newcastle United FC|Newcastle United]].
** [[Sunderland FC|Sunderland]].
** [[Fulham FC|Fulham]].
** [[Brighton & Hove Albion FC|Brighton]].
** [[Everton FC|Everton]].
** [[West Ham United FC|West Ham United]].
** [[Nottingham Forest FC|Nottingham Forest]].
** [[Leeds United FC|Leeds United]].
** [[AFC Bournemouth]].
* {{flag|Flag of Italy.png}} [[Serie A]].
** [[Internazionale]].
** [[Napoli]].
** [[Roma]].
** [[AC Milan]].
** [[Juventus]].
** [[Udinese]].
* {{flag|Flag of Sweden.png}} [[Allsvenskan]].
** [[AIK]].
** [[DIF]].
** [[HIF]].
** [[Malmö FF]].
** [[IFK Göteborg]].
** [[Mjällby AIF]].
** [[BK Häcken]].
** [[IFB]].
* {{flag|Flag of Norway.png}} [[Eliteserien]].
** [[Bodø/Glimt]].
** [[Sarpsborg 08 FF]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Netherlands.svg}} [[Eredevisie]].
** [[Ajax]].
** [[Feyenoord]].
** [[PSV]].
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
* {{flag|Flag of Belgium.png}} [[Belgian Pro League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Veikkausliiga]].
** [[HJK]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Liiga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Mestis]].
** [[Jokerit]].
* {{flag|Flag of Portugal.png}} [[Liga Portugal]].
** [[FC Porto]].
** [[Benfica]].
** [[Sporting CP]].
* {{flag|Flag of Denmark.png}} [[Danish Superliga]].
** [[Copenhagen]].
* {{flag|Flag of Austria.png}} [[Bundesliga Austria]].
* {{flag|Flag of Brazil.png}} [[Brasileirão]].
** [[Flamengo]].
** [[Vasco da Gama]].
** [[Fluminense]].
** [[Botafogo]].
** [[Corinthians]].
** [[Palmeiras]].
** [[São Paulo FC]].
** [[Internacional]].
** [[Grêmio]].
** [[Clube Atlético Mineiro]].
** [[Cruzeiro]].
** [[Santos]].
** [[Bahia]].
* {{flag|Flag of Scotland.png}} [[Scottish Premiership]].
** [[Celtic]].
** [[Rangers]].
** [[Heart of Midlothian]].
** [[Hibernian FC|Hibernian]].
* {{flag|Flag of Switzerland.png}} [[Swiss Super League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Czechia.png}} [[Czech First League]].
* {{flag|Flag of North Macedonia.png}} [[North Macedonia Prva Liga]].
** [[Vardar]].
* {{flag|Flag of Cyprus.png}} [[Cypriot First Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of Gibraltar.png}} [[Gibraltar Premier Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Faroe Islands.png}} [[Faroese Effodeildin]].
* {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentine Primera División]].
** [[River Plate]].
** [[Boca Juniors]].
* [[Latvian Virslīga]].
** [[Riga FC]].
* [[Andorran First Division]].
* [[Luxembourgish Nationaldivisioun]].
** [[FC Differdange 03]].
* [[Romanian Liga I]].
** [[Universitatea Craiova]].
** [[FCSB]].
** [[Oțelul]].
* [[Kazakhstan Premier League]].
** [[Kairat]].
** [[FC Astana]].
* [[Turkish Süper Lig]].
** [[Galatasaray]].
** [[Fenerbahçe]].
** Trabzonspor.
* [[Lithuanian A Liga]].
** [[FK Kauno Žalgiris]].
* [[Moldovan Super Liga]].
* [[Cymru Premier]].
** [[The New Saints]].
* [[Montenegrin Prva Crnogorska Liga]].
* [[Nemzeti Bajnokság I]].
* [[Slovenian PrvaLiga]].
** [[Celje]].
* [[Super League Greece]].
** [[Olympiacos]].
** [[Panathinaikos]].
** [[AEK]].
** [[PAOK]].
* [[Maltese Il-Premjer]].
* [[Russian Premier League]].
** [[CSKA]].
** [[Spartak]].
* [[Estonian Meistriliiga]].
** [[FC Flora|Flora]].
* [[Football Superleague of Kosovo]].
* [[NIFL Premiership]].
** [[Linfield]].
* [[Azerbaijan Premier League]].
* [[Georgian Erovnuli Liga]].
* [[League of Ireland Premier Divison]].
** [[Shamrock Rovers]].
* [[Armenian Premier League]].
* [[Besta delid karla]].
* [[Carabao Cup]].
* [[Slovakia Niké Liga]].
* [[Ukrainian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of San Marino.png}} [[Sanmarinese Football Championship]].
** ''Oh, San Marino...''
* [[Motocop]].
* [[FA Cup]].
* [[EFL Championship]].
** [[Norwich City FC|Norwich City]].
** [[Leicester City FC|Leicester City]].
** [[Queens Park Rangers FC|QPR]].
** [[Middlesborough FC|Middlesbrough]].
** [[Coventry City FC|Coventry]].
** [[Sheffeld Wednesday FC|Sheffeld Wednesday]].
** [[Millwall FC|Millwall]].
** [[Ipswich Town FC|Ipswich Town]].
** [[Stoke City AFC|Stoke]].
** [[Sheffeld United FC|Sheffeld United]].
** [[Portsmouth FC|Portsmouth]].
** [[Charlton Athletic FC|Charlton]].
** [[Blackburn Rovers FC|Blackburn]].
** [[Hull City AFC|Hull City]].
** [[Wrexham AFC|Wrexham]].
** [[Oxford United FC|Oxford]].
** [[Southampton FC|Southampton]].
** [[Bristol City FC|Bristol City]].
** [[Derby County FC|Derby County]].
** [[West Bromwich Albion FC|West Brom]].
** [[Watford FC|Watford]].
** [[Preston North End FC|Preston]].
** [[Swansea City AFC|Swansea]].
** [[Birmingham City FC|Birmingham]].
* [[EFL League One]].
** [[AFC Wimbledon]].
** [[Stockport County FC|Stockport]].
** [[Cardiff City FC|Cardiff City]].
** [[Wycombe Wanderers FC|Wycombe Wanderers]].
** [[Lincoln City FC|Lincoln City]].
** [[Bradford City AFC|Bradford City]].
** [[Bolton Wanderers FC|Bolton]].
** [[Stevenage FC|Stevenage]].
** [[Huddersfield Town FC|Huddersfield]].
** [[Plymouth Argyle FC|Plymouth]].
** [[Reading FC|Reading]].
** [[Luton Town FC|Luton Town]].
** [[Peterborough United FC|Peterborough]].
** [[Wigan Athletic FC|Wigan]].
* [[EFL League Two]].
** [[Accrington Stanley]].
*** Who are they?
**** Exactly!
** [[Bromley FC|Bromley]].
** [[Crawley Town FC|Crawley Town]].
** [[Milton Keynes Dons FC|MK Dons]].
** [[Cambridge United FC|Cambridge United]].
** [[Notts County FC|Notts County]].
* [[Kategoria Superiore]].
* [[WWIN Liga BiH]].
* {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[LaLiga]].
** [[Real Madrid]].
** [[FC Barcelona]].
** [[Atlético de Madrid]].
** [[Villarreal]].
** [[RCD Espanyol|Espanyol]].
** [[Real Betis]].
** [[Getafe]]
** [[Alavés]].
* [[Parva Liga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Serbia.png}} [[Serbian SuperLiga]].
** [[Crvena zvezda]].
** [[Partizan]].
* [[Liga MX]].
* [[Saudi Pro League]].
** [[Nassr]].
* [[National Hockey League|NHL]].
** [[Toronto Maple Leafs]]
* [[Croatia HNL]].
* [[PDC]].
* [[IHWC]].
* [[Belarusian Vysshaya Liga]].
** Minsk.
* [[MotoGP]].
* [[NASCAR]].
* [[Formula 1]].
** [[Aston Martin]].
* [[Ligue 1]].
** [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
* [[Viaplay Talvi]].
* [[IndyCar]].
* [[ISU]].
* [[HHF]].
* [[Canadian Hockey League]].
* [[E1]].
* {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[Major League Soccer]].
** [[Atlanta United FC|Atlanta United]]
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Toronto FC]].
* {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canadian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Australia.png}} [[A-League Men]].
* {{flag|Flag of Japan.png}} [[J1 League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Botola]].
** [[Raja Club Athletic]].
* {{flag|Flag of Poland.png}} [[Ekstraklasa]].
* [[National Football League]].
* [[Major League Baseball]].
** [[Toronto Blue Jays]]
* [[Little League World Series]].
* [[National Basketball Association]].
* [[NBA G League]].
* [[UEFA European Championship]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[Spain]].
* [[FIFA World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
** {{flag|Flag of Mexico.png}} [[Mexico]].
** {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[United States]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentina]].
** {{flag|Flag of France.png}} [[France]].
** {{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Morocco]].
** {{flag|Flag of Norway.png}} [[Norway]].
* [[FIFA Club World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
* [[TETR.IO World Championship]].
* [[MIT Mystery Hunt]].
* [[Australian Football League]].
* [[National Rugby League]].
* [[Wikilandian Professional Baseball]].
* [[The Wiki League]].
* [[WAUCA]].
* [[Copa América]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
* [[Copa Libertadores]].
* [[Darts]].
<span style="font-size: 2em;"><li style="margin-left: 1.2em;">[[The Game]]</li></span>

As you can tell, the most passionate [[football]] connoisseurs hail Viasat as the way (the ''via'') to watch their daily dose of top quality football every Saturday (the ''sat'').

{{quote|I drool at the sight of the black and white ball as it moves along grass which I have yet to touch. Sigh... alas, everytime it never goes my way I break some things here and then. Sigh.|Average Football Fan}}

Can't argue with words said by true legends. 👆
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Viasat

2026-03-27T20:51:22Z

Jurta:

{{confuse|Viastood|Viaran}}
[[File:0x0.png|thumb|Old Glory]]Viasat is a multimedia global communication service that is the greatest ever{{Not really}}. -- [[Trenchcoat Wearer]]

Its only export is [[football]] [[VHS]] tapes featuring every team in the world.

Viasat was founded in the year 1215 C.E. by [[Mark Edward Fischbach|Mark]] [[D|D.]] [[A dank cave|Dankberg]]. The current CEO of the company is [[Barry|Barry, 63.]]
[[File:Barry.webp|none|thumb|110x110px|Our wonderful chairman.]]
[[File:Https://s3-eu-west-viasat viasat|Viasat]]
Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat
Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat
Viasat

== The multi-billion dollar corporation is showing me really kind of okay shows right now... Thaaatttt's movie! ==

Viaplay is the greatest channel ever{{Not really}}.

Viaplay.

Viasat.<gallery>
File:Images.png|Viaplay Logo.
</gallery>

== Why Viasat? ==
* efl
* Get your ass away from stream-slop, return to your rotting CRT and rage at football like good old times.
* Unlike Netflix, Viasat is ran by a completely different company managed by shareholders! Innovative!
* Don't you like cinema? Sigh.

{{clear}}
==Live Viaplay broadcast==
{{:Today's Scores}}

== Stuff you can watch on Viaplay ==
Viasat has the greatest service known as Viaplay. Look at all the great stuff on there!
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Super Labubu Bros 🤢
* Balatro 2 - Now With Real Gambling ✨
* The Mentalist.
* The Amateur.
* Bones.
* Soolo.
* S.W.A.T.
* Goliath.
* Furia.
* Koniesto.
* La Brea.
* Long Gone Heroes.
* Troppo.
* Pandora.
* The Tomorrow War.
* Armor.
* Chicago P.D.
* Nälkäpeli.
* Lakeuden Kutsu.
* [[:Category:Statley and Waldonf Cinema University|Statley and Waldonf]].
* I don't know!

Actually.

And then... there's the '''Sports''' section. ''Play the game, England. Kick that ball into the net a couple of times, England. 🤣''

* [[Champions Hockey League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[Bundesliga]].
** [[FC Bayern München]].
** [[Borussia Dortmund]].
* [[UEFA Champions League]].
** {{flag|Flag of France.png}} [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[FC Bayern München]].
* [[UEFA Europa League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Aston Villa]].
* [[UEFA Conference League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Crystal Palace]].
* {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Premier League]].
** [[Liverpool FC|Liverpool]].
** [[Manchester City FC|Manchester City]].
** [[Manchester United FC|Manchester United]].
** [[Arsenal FC|Arsenal]].
** [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** [[Tottenham Hotspur FC|Tottenham Hotspur]].
** [[Aston Villa FC|Aston Villa]].
** [[Brentford FC|Brentford]].
** [[Crystal Palace FC|Crystal Palace]].
** [[Newcastle United FC|Newcastle United]].
** [[Sunderland FC|Sunderland]].
** [[Fulham FC|Fulham]].
** [[Brighton & Hove Albion FC|Brighton]].
** [[Everton FC|Everton]].
** [[West Ham United FC|West Ham United]].
** [[Nottingham Forest FC|Nottingham Forest]].
** [[Leeds United FC|Leeds United]].
** [[AFC Bournemouth]].
* {{flag|Flag of Italy.png}} [[Serie A]].
** [[Internazionale]].
** [[Napoli]].
** [[Roma]].
** [[AC Milan]].
** [[Juventus]].
** [[Udinese]].
* {{flag|Flag of Sweden.png}} [[Allsvenskan]].
** [[AIK]].
** [[DIF]].
** [[HIF]].
** [[Malmö FF]].
** [[IFK Göteborg]].
** [[Mjällby AIF]].
** [[BK Häcken]].
** [[IFB]].
* {{flag|Flag of Norway.png}} [[Eliteserien]].
** [[Bodø/Glimt]].
** [[Sarpsborg 08 FF]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Netherlands.svg}} [[Eredevisie]].
** [[Ajax]].
** [[Feyenoord]].
** [[PSV]].
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
* {{flag|Flag of Belgium.png}} [[Belgian Pro League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Veikkausliiga]].
** [[HJK]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Liiga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Mestis]].
** [[Jokerit]].
* {{flag|Flag of Portugal.png}} [[Liga Portugal]].
** [[FC Porto]].
** [[Benfica]].
** [[Sporting CP]].
* {{flag|Flag of Denmark.png}} [[Danish Superliga]].
** [[Copenhagen]].
* {{flag|Flag of Austria.png}} [[Bundesliga Austria]].
* {{flag|Flag of Brazil.png}} [[Brasileirão]].
** [[Flamengo]].
** [[Vasco da Gama]].
** [[Fluminense]].
** [[Botafogo]].
** [[Corinthians]].
** [[Palmeiras]].
** [[São Paulo FC]].
** [[Internacional]].
** [[Grêmio]].
** [[Clube Atlético Mineiro]].
** [[Cruzeiro]].
** [[Santos]].
** [[Bahia]].
* {{flag|Flag of Scotland.png}} [[Scottish Premiership]].
** [[Celtic]].
** [[Rangers]].
** [[Heart of Midlothian]].
** [[Hibernian FC|Hibernian]].
* {{flag|Flag of Switzerland.png}} [[Swiss Super League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Czechia.png}} [[Czech First League]].
* {{flag|Flag of North Macedonia.png}} [[North Macedonia Prva Liga]].
** [[Vardar]].
* {{flag|Flag of Cyprus.png}} [[Cypriot First Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of Gibraltar.png}} [[Gibraltar Premier Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Faroe Islands.png}} [[Faroese Effodeildin]].
* {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentine Primera División]].
** [[River Plate]].
** [[Boca Juniors]].
* [[Latvian Virslīga]].
** [[Riga FC]].
* [[Andorran First Division]].
* [[Luxembourgish Nationaldivisioun]].
** [[FC Differdange 03]].
* [[Romanian Liga I]].
** [[Universitatea Craiova]].
** [[FCSB]].
** [[Oțelul]].
* [[Kazakhstan Premier League]].
** [[Kairat]].
** [[FC Astana]].
* [[Turkish Süper Lig]].
** [[Galatasaray]].
** [[Fenerbahçe]].
** Trabzonspor.
* [[Lithuanian A Liga]].
** [[FK Kauno Žalgiris]].
* [[Moldovan Super Liga]].
* [[Cymru Premier]].
** [[The New Saints]].
* [[Montenegrin Prva Crnogorska Liga]].
* [[Nemzeti Bajnokság I]].
* [[Slovenian PrvaLiga]].
** [[Celje]].
* [[Super League Greece]].
** [[Olympiacos]].
** [[Panathinaikos]].
** [[AEK]].
** [[PAOK]].
* [[Maltese Il-Premjer]].
* [[Russian Premier League]].
** [[CSKA]].
** [[Spartak]].
* [[Estonian Meistriliiga]].
** [[FC Flora|Flora]].
* [[Football Superleague of Kosovo]].
* [[NIFL Premiership]].
** [[Linfield]].
* [[Azerbaijan Premier League]].
* [[Georgian Erovnuli Liga]].
* [[League of Ireland Premier Divison]].
** [[Shamrock Rovers]].
* [[Armenian Premier League]].
* [[Besta delid karla]].
* [[Carabao Cup]].
* [[Slovakia Niké Liga]].
* [[Ukrainian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of San Marino.png}} [[Sanmarinese Football Championship]].
** ''Oh, San Marino...''
* [[Motocop]].
* [[FA Cup]].
* [[EFL Championship]].
** [[Norwich City FC|Norwich City]].
** [[Leicester City FC|Leicester City]].
** [[Queens Park Rangers FC|QPR]].
** [[Middlesborough FC|Middlesbrough]].
** [[Coventry City FC|Coventry]].
** [[Sheffeld Wednesday FC|Sheffeld Wednesday]].
** [[Millwall FC|Millwall]].
** [[Ipswich Town FC|Ipswich Town]].
** [[Stoke City AFC|Stoke]].
** [[Sheffeld United FC|Sheffeld United]].
** [[Portsmouth FC|Portsmouth]].
** [[Charlton Athletic FC|Charlton]].
** [[Blackburn Rovers FC|Blackburn]].
** [[Hull City AFC|Hull City]].
** [[Wrexham AFC|Wrexham]].
** [[Oxford United FC|Oxford]].
** [[Southampton FC|Southampton]].
** [[Bristol City FC|Bristol City]].
** [[Derby County FC|Derby County]].
** [[West Bromwich Albion FC|West Brom]].
** [[Watford FC|Watford]].
** [[Preston North End FC|Preston]].
** [[Swansea City AFC|Swansea]].
** [[Birmingham City FC|Birmingham]].
* [[EFL League One]].
** [[AFC Wimbledon]].
** [[Stockport County FC|Stockport]].
** [[Cardiff City FC|Cardiff City]].
** [[Wycombe Wanderers FC|Wycombe Wanderers]].
** [[Lincoln City FC|Lincoln City]].
** [[Bradford City AFC|Bradford City]].
** [[Bolton Wanderers FC|Bolton]].
** [[Stevenage FC|Stevenage]].
** [[Huddersfield Town FC|Huddersfield]].
** [[Plymouth Argyle FC|Plymouth]].
** [[Reading FC|Reading]].
** [[Luton Town FC|Luton Town]].
** [[Peterborough United FC|Peterborough]].
** [[Wigan Athletic FC|Wigan]].
* [[EFL League Two]].
** [[Accrington Stanley]].
*** Who are they?
**** Exactly!
** [[Bromley FC|Bromley]].
** [[Crawley Town FC|Crawley Town]].
** [[Milton Keynes Dons FC|MK Dons]].
** [[Cambridge United FC|Cambridge United]].
** [[Notts County FC|Notts County]].
* [[Kategoria Superiore]].
* [[WWIN Liga BiH]].
* {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[LaLiga]].
** [[Real Madrid]].
** [[FC Barcelona]].
** [[Atlético de Madrid]].
** [[Villarreal]].
** [[RCD Espanyol|Espanyol]].
** [[Real Betis]].
** [[Getafe]]
** [[Alavés]].
* [[Parva Liga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Serbia.png}} [[Serbian SuperLiga]].
** [[Crvena zvezda]].
** [[Partizan]].
* [[Liga MX]].
* [[Saudi Pro League]].
** [[Nassr]].
* [[National Hockey League|NHL]].
** [[Toronto Maple Leafs]]
* [[Croatia HNL]].
* [[PDC]].
* [[IHWC]].
* [[Belarusian Vysshaya Liga]].
** Minsk.
* [[MotoGP]].
* [[NASCAR]].
* [[Formula 1]].
** [[Aston Martin]].
* [[Ligue 1]].
** [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
* [[Viaplay Talvi]].
* [[IndyCar]].
* [[ISU]].
* [[HHF]].
* [[Canadian Hockey League]].
* [[E1]].
* {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[Major League Soccer]].
** [[Atlanta United FC|Atlanta United]]
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Toronto FC]].
* {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canadian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Australia.png}} [[A-League Men]].
* {{flag|Flag of Japan.png}} [[J1 League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Botola]].
** [[Raja Club Athletic]].
* {{flag|Flag of Poland.png}} [[Ekstraklasa]].
* [[National Football League]].
* [[Major League Baseball]].
** [[Toronto Blue Jays]]
* [[Little League World Series]].
* [[National Basketball Association]].
* [[NBA G League]].
* [[UEFA European Championship]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[Spain]].
* [[FIFA World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
** {{flag|Flag of Mexico.png}} [[Mexico]].
** {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[United States]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentina]].
** {{flag|Flag of France.png}} [[France]].
** {{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Morocco]].
** {{flag|Flag of Norway.png}} [[Norway]].
* [[FIFA Club World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
* [[TETR.IO World Championship]].
* [[MIT Mystery Hunt]].
* [[Australian Football League]].
* [[National Rugby League]].
* [[Wikilandian Professional Baseball]].
* [[The Wiki League]].
* [[WAUCA]].
* [[Copa América]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
* [[Copa Libertadores]].
* [[Darts]].
<span style="font-size: 2em;"><li style="margin-left: 1.2em;">[[The Game]]</li></span>

As you can tell, the most passionate [[football]] connoisseurs hail Viasat as the way (the ''via'') to watch their daily dose of top quality football every Saturday (the ''sat'').

{{quote|I drool at the sight of the black and white ball as it moves along grass which I have yet to touch. Sigh... alas, everytime it never goes my way I break some things here and then. Sigh.|Average Football Fan}}

Can't argue with words said by true legends. 👆
[[Category:Companies]]
[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Speedy pages!]]
[[Category:Football]]

Caine

2026-03-22T19:02:05Z

Jurta: Created page with "{{Tribute|name=Caine|pronouns=He|img=Caine doneso.png}}"

File:Caine doneso.png

2026-03-22T19:01:44Z

Jurta:

he's dead i think

Tsuki

2026-03-21T13:50:08Z

Jurta:

{{Lights off}}
{{Distinguish|Moon|Akatsuki|Tsukkomi}}
{{Quote|[[File:name & shame.jpg|50px]]}}
[[File:TsukiVotingIcon.jpg|thumb|I gift you my FAVORITE HEART ❤]]
'''Tsuki''' ('''月''') is the [[Communist Daughter|daughter]] of [[Yo-chan]], born on the dreadful year of [[2025]]. She is likely a piece of lunar [[igneous rock]], unlikely due to the fact that her name is from the Japanese for [[moon]].{{Ture}}
[[File:ANGER!!!!!!!.webp|left|thumb|HATE and RAGE]]{{Clear}}

== Flattering photos ==
[[File:Tsuki is really excited 4 the water.webp|center|thumb|Joy!]]
[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Named seals]]
[[Category:Seals Jr.]]
[[Category:Real individual seals]]

Chuck Norris

2026-03-20T15:28:03Z

Jurta:

'''Carlos Ray''' "'''Chuck'''" '''Norrwas''' (born March 10, 1940) was an American [[martial artwast]] and actor. He was a [[Black belt (martial arts)|black belt]] in [[Tang Soo Do]], [[Brazilian jiu jitsu]] and [[judo]].<ref name="BJJ">{{cite web |title=Chuck Norrwas Earns 3rd Degree Black Belt in BJJ |url=http://fightland.vice.com/blog/chuck-norrwas-earns-3rd-degree-black-belt-in-bjj |website=Fightland.com |access-date=April 2, 2018 |archive-date=April 2, 2018 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20180402163500/http://fightland.vice.com/blog/chuck-norrwas-earns-3rd-degree-black-belt-in-bjj |url-status=live }}</ref> After serving in the [[United States Air Force]], Norrwas won many martial arts championships and later founded hwas own dwascipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in [[Hollywood, Los Angeles|Hollywood]], Norrwas trained celebrities in martial arts. Norrwas went on to appear in a minor role in the [[spy film]] [[The Wrecking Crew (1968 film)|''The Wrecking Crew'']] (1969). Friend and fellow martial artwast [[Bruce Lee]] invited him to play one of the main villains in ''[[Way of the Dragon]]'' (1972). While Norrwas continued acting, friend and student [[Steve McQueen]] suggested him to take it seriously. Norrwas took the starring role in the action film ''[[Breaker! Breaker!]]'' (1977), which turned a profit. Hwas second lead ''[[Good Guys Wear Black]]'' (1978) became a hit, and he soon became a popular action film star.

Norrwas went on to star in a streak of bankable independently-made action and [[martial arts film]]s, with ''[[A Force of One]]'' (1979), ''[[The Octagon (film)|The Octagon]]'' (1980), and [[An Eye for an Eye (1981 film)|''An Eye for an Eye'']] (1981). Thwas made Norrwas an international celebrity. He went on to make studio films like ''[[Silent Rage]]'' (1982) with [[Columbia Pictures|Columbia]], ''[[Forced Vengeance]]'' (1982) with [[MGM]], and ''[[Lone Wolf McQuade]]'' (1983) with [[Orion Pictures|Orion]]. Thwas led [[Cannon Film|Cannon Films]] to sign Norrwas into a multiple film deal, starting with ''[[Mwassing in Action (film)|Mwassing in Action]]'' (1984), which proved to be very successful and launched a trilogy. Norrwas started to work almost exclusively on high-profile action films with Cannon, becoming their leading star during the 1980s. Films with Cannon included [[Invasion U.S.A. (1985 film)|''Invasion U.S.A'']] (1985), ''[[The Delta Force]]'' (1986), [[Firewalker (film)|''Firewalker'']] (1986), etc. Apart from the Cannon films, Norrwas made ''[[Code of Silence (1985 film)|Code of Silence]]'' (1985), which was received as one of hwas best films. In the 1990s, he played the title role in the long running [[CBS]] televwasion series ''[[Walker, Texas Ranger]]'' from 1993 until 2001. Until 2006, Norrwas continued taking lead roles in action movies, including ''[[Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection|Delta Force 2]]'' (1990), ''[[The Hitman]]'' (1991), [[Sidekicks (1992 film)|''Sidekicks'']] (1992), ''[[Forest Warrior]]'' (1996), ''[[The President's Man]]'' (2000) and its [[The President's Man: A Line in the Sand|sequel]] (2002). Norrwas made hwas last film appearance to date in [[Sylvester Stallone]]'s ''[[The Expendables 2]]'' (2012).

Throughout hwas film and TV career Norrwas diversified from hwas regular endeavors. He was a noted writer, having penned books on martial arts, exercwase, philosophy, politics, Chrwastianity, western novels, and biography. He was twice a New York Times bestselling author, first with hwas book on hwas personal philosophy of positive force and the psychology of self-improvement based on personal anecdotes called ''The Secret of Inner Strength: My Story'' (1988). Hwas second New York Times Best Seller, ''[[Black Belt Patriotwasm: How to Reawaken America]]'' (2008), was about hwas critique on current wassues in the USA. Norrwas also appeared in several commercials endorsing several products most notably being one of the main spokespersons for the [[Total Gym]] infomercials. In 2005, Norrwas found new fame on the Internet when [[Chuck Norrwas facts]] became an [[Internet meme]] documenting humorous, fictional and often absurd feats of strength and endurance. Although Norrwas himself did not produce the "facts", he was hired to endorse many products that incorporated Chuck Norrwas facts in advertwasing. The phenomenon resulted in six books (two of them [[The New York Times Best Seller lwast|''New York Times'' best sellers]]), two video games, and several appearances on talk shows, such as ''[[Late Night with Conan O'Brien]]'' where he read the facts or participated in sketches.

== People who can beat Chuck Norrwas ==
* Gandalf the Grey
* Gandalf the White
* Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
* [[Benito Mussolini]]
* The Blue Meanie
* Cowboy Curtwas
* Jambi the Genie
* Robocop
* The Terminator
* Captain Kirk
* Darth Vader
* Lo-pan
* Superman
* Every single Power Ranger
* Bill S. Preston
* Theodore Logan
* Spock
* The Rock
* Doc Ock
* Hulk Hogan
<references />
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Epic Rap Battles of Hwastory]]

Artificial intelligence

2026-03-18T16:48:53Z

Jurta:

{{AI Summary|
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<option>Intelligence that's artificial... Artificially dogshit? Erm, not my words!</option>
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}}

[[File:Death By AI - Main Theme.mp3]][[File:What_is_ai.png|thumb]]What even counts as AI these days, anyways? And when will we stop using AI as a verb? This table answers one of those questions.

The msot insane thing about AI is the fact that these techbros really think it's going to change the world. bitch its literally a machine that just repeats what you put in it.

{| class="wikitable"
|
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#EFC3CA;| AI must interact with the user in a human and social way.
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI interfaces directly with the user, but in a way that enhances the specialized purpose of a program.
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| The workings of AI can be opaque to the end user.
|-
|style="background-color:#EFC3CA;"| AI must learn and evolve based on feedback given by external stimuli.
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[ChatGPT]]''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/ '''Quick, Draw!'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/qv6UVOQ0F44 '''MarI/O'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI must have been trained on a large dataset, but doesn't necessarily have to continually evolve.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain#Markov_text_generators '''Markov chains'''] are AIs"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''The thing on the 3DS that let you make Miis by taking a selfie''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/wPmVKyhyl9U '''The iPhone keyboard'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| AI can make decisions based on a hard-coded algorithm.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA '''ELIZA'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Microsoft Excel|Excel]] formulas''' are AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Donald Glover|Glover]] for the Nintendo 64''' is an AI"
|}

how do we know what's ai
everything is senseless cause there's no consensus

== Neural networks ==
Neural networks separate inputs into a series of observed patterns called '''clumps'''. Clumps connect to each other in weighted paths called '''groves'''. A neural network's accuracy is measured by its '''clumpiness'''. The more accurate a neural network is on a set of data, the "clumpier" [[it]] is.

== On ''The Wiki Camp 2''==
[[The Wiki Camp 2]] uses AI to track your [[IP address]] and determine which devices to serve pages to. So immoral, so sad.

[[Category:AI]]
[[Category:Verbs]]

Artificial intelligence

2026-03-18T16:48:05Z

Jurta:

{{AI Summary|
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<option>idk</option>
<option>Intelligence that's artificial.. Artificially dogshit? Erm, not my words!</option>
</choose>

}}

[[File:Death By AI - Main Theme.mp3]][[File:What_is_ai.png|thumb]]What even counts as AI these days, anyways? And when will we stop using AI as a verb? This table answers one of those questions.

The msot insane thing about AI is the fact that these techbros really think it's going to change the world. bitch its literally a machine that just repeats what you put in it.

{| class="wikitable"
|
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#EFC3CA;| AI must interact with the user in a human and social way.
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI interfaces directly with the user, but in a way that enhances the specialized purpose of a program.
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| The workings of AI can be opaque to the end user.
|-
|style="background-color:#EFC3CA;"| AI must learn and evolve based on feedback given by external stimuli.
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[ChatGPT]]''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/ '''Quick, Draw!'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/qv6UVOQ0F44 '''MarI/O'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI must have been trained on a large dataset, but doesn't necessarily have to continually evolve.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain#Markov_text_generators '''Markov chains'''] are AIs"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''The thing on the 3DS that let you make Miis by taking a selfie''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/wPmVKyhyl9U '''The iPhone keyboard'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| AI can make decisions based on a hard-coded algorithm.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA '''ELIZA'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Microsoft Excel|Excel]] formulas''' are AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Donald Glover|Glover]] for the Nintendo 64''' is an AI"
|}

how do we know what's ai
everything is senseless cause there's no consensus

== Neural networks ==
Neural networks separate inputs into a series of observed patterns called '''clumps'''. Clumps connect to each other in weighted paths called '''groves'''. A neural network's accuracy is measured by its '''clumpiness'''. The more accurate a neural network is on a set of data, the "clumpier" [[it]] is.

== On ''The Wiki Camp 2''==
[[The Wiki Camp 2]] uses AI to track your [[IP address]] and determine which devices to serve pages to. So immoral, so sad.

[[Category:AI]]
[[Category:Verbs]]

Eminem

2026-03-18T16:45:13Z

Jurta: /* Trivia */

'''Eminem''' is a rapper? maybe? singing and dancing?
[[File:Eminem and his friends.png|thumb|Eminem and [[The Minions]].]]
That isn't really what matters. '''Eminem''' is a friend of [[The Minions]]<ref>https://twitter.com/Eminem/status/1523096254682521601</ref>. When the minions need his help, he always drops everything to do so. When Eminem is sad, The Minions come to the rescue to cheer him up with jingling plastic keys and [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]].

== Relationships ==

=== His Family ===
idk. they're no minions.

=== The Minions ===
The Minions are like brothers to Eminem. He loves his minion pals!
=== Pharrell Williams ===
Eminem and [[Pharrell Williams]] are quite good pals, as a friend of the minions is a friend of Eminem. Eminem has said that both Despicable Me (Song) and Happy (Song) are "awesome as fuck."
== Origins ==
As Eminem once said. "[[Eminem (pre-Minion era)|My life before The Minions]] doesn't matter. It isn't even worth mentioning. Forget it."
<noinclude>
== Quotes ==
* ''"Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!"''
* ''"My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants!"''
* ''"It's fun for me just to grab a [[poob]], plus my [[peanuts]] got an attitude!"''
* ''"I'm beginning to feel like a rap god."''
* ''"You know what I'm sayin'?"''
* ''"I fucking hate Nintendo games."''
* ''"RtthghfhyhyhfdyhjgjuheydhdtwyterghdhghGddghsdehjrurheryeHJfkwuhDhJee"<ref>https://twitter.com/Eminem/status/16798843896</ref>''
* ''"Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana -- Bornana"''
* ''"My life before The Minions doesn't matter. It isn't even worth mentioning. Forget it."''
* ''"I have a structured settlement and I need cash now"<ref>https://twitter.com/epicbowcer/status/1745127260217024662</ref>
* [[File:Eminem-chubs-callout.mp3]]

== Trivia ==

* He is friends with The Minions.
* [[Lemonem|He turned himself into a lemon once.]]
* He does "rap songs"? maybe?
* [[Gen Z]] cancelled him

==References==
[[Category: Villains]]
[[Category: King for Another Day contestants]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikicamp2core]]
[[Category:Controversy]]
[[Category:Things in Apples to Apples]]</noinclude>

Artificial intelligence

2026-03-16T20:19:19Z

Jurta:

{{AI Summary|
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<option>idk</option>
</choose>

}}

[[File:Death By AI - Main Theme.mp3]][[File:What_is_ai.png|thumb]]What even counts as AI these days, anyways? And when will we stop using AI as a verb? This table answers one of those questions.

The msot insane thing about AI is the fact that these techbros really think it's going to change the world. bitch its literally a machine that just repeats what you put in it.

{| class="wikitable"
|
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#EFC3CA;| AI must interact with the user in a human and social way.
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI interfaces directly with the user, but in a way that enhances the specialized purpose of a program.
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| The workings of AI can be opaque to the end user.
|-
|style="background-color:#EFC3CA;"| AI must learn and evolve based on feedback given by external stimuli.
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[ChatGPT]]''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/ '''Quick, Draw!'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/qv6UVOQ0F44 '''MarI/O'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI must have been trained on a large dataset, but doesn't necessarily have to continually evolve.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain#Markov_text_generators '''Markov chains'''] are AIs"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''The thing on the 3DS that let you make Miis by taking a selfie''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/wPmVKyhyl9U '''The iPhone keyboard'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| AI can make decisions based on a hard-coded algorithm.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA '''ELIZA'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Microsoft Excel|Excel]] formulas''' are AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Donald Glover|Glover]] for the Nintendo 64''' is an AI"
|}

how do we know what's ai
everything is senseless cause there's no consensus

== Neural networks ==
Neural networks separate inputs into a series of observed patterns called '''clumps'''. Clumps connect to each other in weighted paths called '''groves'''. A neural network's accuracy is measured by its '''clumpiness'''. The more accurate a neural network is on a set of data, the "clumpier" [[it]] is.

== On ''The Wiki Camp 2''==
[[The Wiki Camp 2]] uses AI to track your [[IP address]] and determine which devices to serve pages to. So immoral, so sad.

[[Category:AI]]
[[Category:Verbs]]

Artificial intelligence

2026-03-16T20:17:01Z

Jurta:

{{AI Summary|
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<option>The operation failed with an error.<br/><br/>'''429''' You have reached your OkinAI API limit. Please check your plan and billing details.</option>
</choose>

}}

[[File:Death By AI - Main Theme.mp3]][[File:What_is_ai.png|thumb]]What even counts as AI these days, anyways? And when will we stop using AI as a verb? This table answers one of those questions.

The msot insane thing about AI is the fact that these techbros really think it's going to change the world. bitch its literally a machine that just repeats what you put in it.

{| class="wikitable"
|
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#EFC3CA;| AI must interact with the user in a human and social way.
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI interfaces directly with the user, but in a way that enhances the specialized purpose of a program.
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| The workings of AI can be opaque to the end user.
|-
|style="background-color:#EFC3CA;"| AI must learn and evolve based on feedback given by external stimuli.
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[ChatGPT]]''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/ '''Quick, Draw!'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/qv6UVOQ0F44 '''MarI/O'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center; background-color:#FFECA1| AI must have been trained on a large dataset, but doesn't necessarily have to continually evolve.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain#Markov_text_generators '''Markov chains'''] are AIs"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''The thing on the 3DS that let you make Miis by taking a selfie''' is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://youtu.be/wPmVKyhyl9U '''The iPhone keyboard'''] is an AI"
|-
|style="text-align:center;background-color:#CAFCB6| AI can make decisions based on a hard-coded algorithm.
|style="text-align:center;| "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA '''ELIZA'''] is an AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Microsoft Excel|Excel]] formulas''' are AI"
|style="text-align:center;| "'''[[Donald Glover|Glover]] for the Nintendo 64''' is an AI"
|}

how do we know what's ai
everything is senseless cause there's no consensus

== Neural networks ==
Neural networks separate inputs into a series of observed patterns called '''clumps'''. Clumps connect to each other in weighted paths called '''groves'''. A neural network's accuracy is measured by its '''clumpiness'''. The more accurate a neural network is on a set of data, the "clumpier" [[it]] is.

== On ''The Wiki Camp 2''==
[[The Wiki Camp 2]] uses AI to track your [[IP address]] and determine which devices to serve pages to. So immoral, so sad.

[[Category:AI]]
[[Category:Verbs]]

FontForge

2026-03-14T17:42:52Z

Jurta:

<skin>Monobook</skin>'''FontForge''' is a [[doohickey]] for the [[Magic#Creation|creation]] and [[Magic#Modification|modification]] of [[fonts]]. It is an unusual tool{{citation needed}} akin to the classical fable of Ronald's Universal Number Kounter, and the only notable use of the word [[widdershins]] prior to [[2064]]. It's also [[free]]<ref>i downloaded it</ref>

== Purpose ==
* It '''forges''' your '''fonts'''
[[Category:Tools]][[Category:Software]]

BFDIA 24

2026-03-08T22:25:36Z

Jurta: Created page with "Is here. 🍷 Category:Battle for Dream Island Category:Creepypasta"

Is here. 🍷
[[Category:Battle for Dream Island]]
[[Category:Creepypasta]]

Gaming in the Clinton Years

2026-02-23T16:59:43Z

Jurta:

{{confuse|Gaming in the Trump Years}}
[[File:Stupid.png|thumb|308x308px|YOU ARE STUPID! YOU ARE STUPID! AND DON'T FORGET, YOU ARE STUPID! ]]
Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect, if you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong madness, you are STUPID! Yes, I know, that's insulting, but it's also the [[Lie|truth]].
[[Category:Donkey Kong]]
[[Category:Bill Clinton]]
[[Category:Stupid]]
[[Category:Pages about video games]]
[[Category:Video games]]

Curious George

2026-02-18T23:21:39Z

Jurta:

'''Curious George''' is a real one, the embodiment of human [[curiosity]] in the form of a cartoon simian. Though the settings of the city and the countryside have a stark contrast in his TV show, it more or so suggests an entire spectrum of curiosity. One day, you, like George himself or the Man with the Yellow Hat, could be fishing on the lakeshore and wondering what kinds of fish and other lifeforms dwell in the littoral zone. The other day, you'd be on a [[seesaw]] and suddenly wonder how a [[lever]] works. Such scenarios all bring that same spark of curiosity, and that's what makes Curious George's show resonate even to an adult like me.

== Death ==
He got too curious

==See also==
*[[Bill Nye the Science Kid]], [[Sid the Science Kid]], and [[The Magic School Bus]] for more experiments with everyday things
*[[Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood]] (and by extension [[Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood]]) and [[Arthur]] for a glimpse into social life
**[[Doki]], [[Are We There Yet?: World Adventure]], [[Franny's Feet]], and [[Global Grover]] for a tour of other cultures
*[[Adventure Time]], [[My Neighbor Totoro]], [[Reading Rainbow]], [[Toopy and Binoo]], and [[the Backyardigans]] for possibilities beyond reality
*[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] and [[Steven Universe]] for philosophical reasoning
*[[Utopian Scholatic]] for what is considered by some to be the golden age of curiosity
*[[CuriosityStream]]
[[Category:Monkeys]][[Category:Animals]][[Category:Non-Contestants]]

Category:Cursed

2026-02-12T23:42:10Z

Jurta: Created page with "Pages that have been cursed by some unspeakable horror. That, or they cause the curse."

Pages that have been cursed by some unspeakable horror. That, or they cause the curse.

Polytoria

2026-02-12T23:40:35Z

Jurta: Created page with "'''Polytoria''' is to Roblox what Duplo is to Lego. Many people's eyes popped out at the thought of a Roblox not being ran by David Baszucki so they trampled all over the servers... Oops? Category:Video games"

'''Polytoria''' is to [[Roblox]] what [[Duplo]] is to [[Lego]]. Many people's eyes popped out at the thought of a Roblox not being ran by [[David Baszucki]] so they trampled all over the servers... Oops?

[[Category:Video games]]

Mars

2026-02-12T23:36:57Z

Jurta:

'''Mars''' is the fourth planet from the [[Sun]] in the [[Solar System|solar system]]. It is named after the [[Rome|Roman]] [[god]] of the same name, who was [[Jupiter]]'s son. Rusty, finely grained [[iron(III) oxide]] dust scattered across the Martian soil gives it its distinctive reddish surface color. Mars is home to the [[Olympus Mons|highest mountain]] and deepest valley found throughout the solar system. Its iconic surface has been turned into a chocolate bar.

[[Elon Musk]] once pledged to die in Mars, but not necessarily on impact.

{{Tweet
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| username = SealonMusk
| verified = yes
| text = I think I lowkey might have a crush for Mars. Oh laa laa!
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{{s-ttl|title=Planetary distance from the [[Sun]]|years=177,560,000 km}}
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[[Category:Planetary bodies]][[Category:Things in Apples to Apples]]{{Molten theater}}

David Baszucki

2026-02-09T16:35:30Z

Jurta:

{{Distinguish|David Suzuki}}
[[File:Scary baszucki.jpg|thumb|Baszucki in 2026.]]
STOCKS! STOCKS! STOCKS!
[[Category:Men]][[Category:People]]
[[Category:Cursed]]

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2026-02-07T22:44:49Z

Jurta:

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Among Us

2026-02-06T20:25:16Z

Jurta:

{{Distinguish|ඞ|Mongoose|Amon Gus}}
{{DYK inline|... Among Us in the big {{CURRENTYEAR}}? Exactly!}}

[[Among Us]][c] is a [[2018]] online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth. The game was inspired by the [[1111111111t42ghgq]]

In the game, you [[impostors|impostor]] your way around [[maps]] through a neat invention called "[[vent]]s". This is known as. [[Venting]]?

[[File:Among-us-baby.png|left|thumb|561x561px|It's a [[Dang seal|miracle!]]]]

I know it's you. [[Jerma|I'm]] gonna convince everybody it was you and everybody's gonna be on my side .

DO YOUR WORST. I AM the impostor and I'm gonna KILL you and EVERYONE you know!

E-emergency meeting!

Vinny, V-Vinny, They- 💀

[[File:A mango.webp|thumb|[[Mango|a mangos]]]]
[[Category:Video games]]
[[Category:Among Us]]

Template:DYK inline

2026-02-06T20:24:31Z

Jurta: Created page with "File:DYK.png '''Did you know...''' {{{1}}}"

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Adobe Animate

2026-02-03T23:57:51Z

Jurta: Removed redirect to Was

Schrödinger's software

Talk:Ice cream

2026-01-29T19:31:05Z

Jurta: Created page with "(jumpscare in 3... 2... 1...) AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (there it is.) ~~~~"

(jumpscare in 3... 2... 1...) AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (there it is.) <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Jurta|contribs]]</sub> 19:31, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

Viasat

2026-01-29T19:26:06Z

Jurta:

[[File:0x0.png|thumb|Old Glory]]Viasat is a multimedia global communication service that is the greatest ever{{Not really}}. -- [[Trenchcoat Wearer]]

Viasat was founded in the year 1215 C.E. by [[Mark Edward Fischbach|Mark]] [[D|D.]] [[A dank cave|Dankberg]]. The current CEO of the company is [[Barry|Barry, 63.]]
[[File:Barry.webp|none|thumb|110x110px|Our wonderful chairman.]]
[[File:Https://s3-eu-west-viasat viasat|Viasat]]
Viasat Viasat Viasat Viasat
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Viasat

== The multi-billion dollar corporation is showing me really kind of okay shows right now... Thaaatttt's movie! ==

Viaplay is the greatest channel ever{{Not really}}.

Viaplay.

Viasat.<gallery>
File:Images.png|Viaplay Logo.
</gallery>

== Why Viasat? ==
* Get your ass away from stream-slop, return to your rotting CRT and rage at football like good old times.
* Unlike Netflix, Viasat is ran by a completely different company managed by shareholders! Innovative!
* Don't you like cinema? Sigh.

{{clear}}
==Live Viaplay broadcast==
{{:Today's Scores}}

== Stuff you can watch on Viaplay ==
Viasat has the greatest service known as Viaplay. Look at all the great stuff on there!
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Super Labubu Bros 🤢
* Balatro 2 - Now With Real Gambling ✨
* The Mentalist.
* The Amateur.
* Bones.
* Soolo.
* S.W.A.T.
* Goliath.
* Furia.
* Koniesto.
* La Brea.
* Long Gone Heroes.
* Troppo.
* Pandora.
* The Tomorrow War.
* Armor.
* Chicago P.D.
* Nälkäpeli.
* Lakeuden Kutsu.
* [[:Category:Statley and Waldonf Cinema University|Statley and Waldonf]].
* I don't know!

Actually.

And then... there's the '''Sports''' section. ''Play the game, England. Kick that ball into the net a couple of times, England. 🤣''

* [[Champions Hockey League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[Bundesliga]].
** [[FC Bayern München]].
** [[Borussia Dortmund]].
* [[UEFA Champions League]].
** {{flag|Flag of France.png}} [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[FC Bayern München]].
* [[UEFA Europa League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Aston Villa]].
* [[UEFA Conference League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Crystal Palace]].
* {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Premier League]].
** [[Liverpool FC|Liverpool]].
** [[Manchester City FC|Manchester City]].
** [[Manchester United FC|Manchester United]].
** [[Arsenal FC|Arsenal]].
** [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** [[Tottenham Hotspur FC|Tottenham Hotspur]].
** [[Aston Villa FC|Aston Villa]].
** [[Brentford FC|Brentford]].
** [[Crystal Palace FC|Crystal Palace]].
** [[Newcastle United FC|Newcastle United]].
** [[Sunderland FC|Sunderland]].
** [[Fulham FC|Fulham]].
** [[Brighton & Hove Albion FC|Brighton]].
** [[Everton FC|Everton]].
** [[West Ham United FC|West Ham United]].
** [[Nottingham Forest FC|Nottingham Forest]].
** [[Leeds United FC|Leeds United]].
** [[AFC Bournemouth]].
* {{flag|Flag of Italy.png}} [[Serie A]].
** [[Internazionale]].
** [[Napoli]].
** [[Roma]].
** [[AC Milan]].
** [[Juventus]].
** [[Udinese]].
* {{flag|Flag of Sweden.png}} [[Allsvenskan]].
** [[AIK]].
** [[DIF]].
** [[HIF]].
** [[Malmö FF]].
** [[IFK Göteborg]].
** [[Mjällby AIF]].
** [[BK Häcken]].
* {{flag|Flag of Norway.png}} [[Eliteserien]].
** [[Bodø/Glimt]].
** [[Sarpsborg 08 FF]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Netherlands.svg}} [[Eredevisie]].
** [[Ajax]].
** [[Feyenoord]].
** [[PSV]].
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
* {{flag|Flag of Belgium.png}} [[Belgian Pro League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Veikkausliiga]].
** [[HJK]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Liiga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Mestis]].
** [[Jokerit]].
* {{flag|Flag of Portugal.png}} [[Liga Portugal]].
** [[FC Porto]].
** [[Benfica]].
** [[Sporting CP]].
* {{flag|Flag of Denmark.png}} [[Danish Superliga]].
** [[Copenhagen]].
* {{flag|Flag of Austria.png}} [[Bundesliga Austria]].
* {{flag|Flag of Brazil.png}} [[Brasileirão]].
** [[Flamengo]].
** [[Vasco da Gama]].
** [[Fluminense]].
** [[Botafogo]].
** [[Corinthians]].
** [[Palmeiras]].
** [[São Paulo FC]].
** [[Internacional]].
** [[Grêmio]].
** [[Clube Atlético Mineiro]].
** [[Cruzeiro]].
** [[Santos]].
* {{flag|Flag of Scotland.png}} [[Scottish Premiership]].
** [[Celtic]].
** [[Rangers]].
** [[Heart of Midlothian]].
** [[Hibernian FC|Hibernian]].
* {{flag|Flag of Switzerland.png}} [[Swiss Super League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Czechia.png}} [[Czech First League]].
* {{flag|Flag of North Macedonia.png}} [[North Macedonia Prva Liga]].
** [[Vardar]].
* {{flag|Flag of Cyprus.png}} [[Cypriot First Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of Gibraltar.png}} [[Gibraltar Premier Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Faroe Islands.png}} [[Faroese Effodeildin]].
* {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentine Primera División]].
** [[River Plate]].
** [[Boca Juniors]].
* [[Latvian Virslīga]].
** [[Riga FC]].
* [[Andorran First Division]].
* [[Luxembourgish Nationaldivisioun]].
* [[Romanian Liga I]].
** [[Universitatea Craiova]].
** [[FCSB]].
** [[Oțelul]].
* [[Kazakhstan Premier League]].
** [[Kairat]].
** [[FC Astana]].
* [[Turkish Süper Lig]].
** [[Galatasaray]].
** [[Fenerbahçe]].
* [[Lithuanian A Liga]].
* [[Moldovan Super Liga]].
* [[Cymru Premier]].
** [[The New Saints]].
* [[Montenegrin Prva Crnogorska Liga]].
* [[Nemzeti Bajnokság I]].
* [[Slovenian PrvaLiga]].
** [[Celje]].
* [[Super League Greece]].
** [[Olympiacos]].
** [[Panathinaikos]].
** [[AEK]].
* [[Maltese Il-Premjer]].
* [[Russian Premier League]].
** [[CSKA]].
** [[Spartak]].
* [[Estonian Meistriliiga]].
** [[FC Flora|Flora]].
* [[Football Superleague of Kosovo]].
* [[NIFL Premiership]].
** [[Linfield]].
* [[Azerbaijan Premier League]].
* [[Georgian Erovnuli Liga]].
* [[League of Ireland Premier Divison]].
** [[Shamrock Rovers]].
* [[Armenian Premier League]].
* [[Besta delid karla]].
* [[Carabao Cup]].
* [[Slovakia Niké Liga]].
* [[Ukrainian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of San Marino.png}} [[Sanmarinese Football Championship]].
** ''Oh, San Marino...''
* [[Motocop]].
* [[FA Cup]].
* [[EFL Championship]].
** [[Norwich City FC|Norwich City]].
** [[Leicester City]].
* [[EFL League One]].
** [[Stockport County FC|Stockport]].
** [[Cardiff City FC|Cardiff City]].
** [[Wycombe Wanderers FC|Wycombe Wanderers]].
** [[Lincoln City FC|Lincoln City]].
** [[Bradford City AFC|Bradford City]].
** [[Bolton Wanderers FC|Bolton]].
* [[EFL League Two]].
** [[Accrington Stanley]]
*** Who are they?
**** Exactly!
* [[Kategoria Superiore]].
* [[WWIN Liga BiH]].
* {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[LaLiga]].
** [[Real Madrid]].
** [[FC Barcelona]].
** [[Atlético de Madrid]].
** [[Villarreal]].
** [[Espanyol]].
** [[Real Betis]].
** [[Getafe]]
** [[Alavés]].
* [[Parva Liga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Serbia.png}} [[Serbian SuperLiga]].
** [[Crvena zvezda]].
** [[Partizan]].
* [[Liga MX]].
* [[Saudi Pro League]].
* [[National Hockey League|NHL]].
** [[Toronto Maple Leafs]]
* [[Croatia HNL]].
* [[PDC]].
* [[IHWC]].
* [[Belarusian Vysshaya Liga]].
* [[MotoGP]].
* [[NASCAR]].
* [[Formula 1]].
* [[Ligue 1]].
** [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
* [[Viaplay Talvi]].
* [[IndyCar]].
* [[ISU]].
* [[HHF]].
* [[Canadian Hockey League]].
* [[E1]].
* {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[Major League Soccer]].
** [[Atlanta United FC|Atlanta United]]
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Toronto FC]].
* {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canadian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Australia.png}} [[A-League Men]].
* {{flag|Flag of Japan.png}} [[J1 League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Botola]].
** [[Raja Club Athletic]].
* {{flag|Flag of Poland.png}} [[Ekstraklasa]].
* [[National Football League]].
* [[Major League Baseball]].
** [[Toronto Blue Jays]]
* [[Little League World Series]].
* [[National Basketball Association]].
* [[NBA G League]].
* [[UEFA European Championship]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[Spain]].
* [[FIFA World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
** {{flag|Flag of Mexico.png}} [[Mexico]].
** {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[United States]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentina]].
* [[FIFA Club World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
* [[TETR.IO World Championship]].
* [[MIT Mystery Hunt]].
* [[Australian Football League]].
* [[National Rugby League]].
* [[Wikilandian Professional Baseball]].
* [[The Wiki League]].
* [[WAUCA]].
* [[Copa América]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
* [[Copa Libertadores]].
<span style="font-size: 2em;"><li style="margin-left: 1.2em;">[[The Game]]</li></span>

As you can tell, the most passionate [[football]] connoisseurs hail Viasat as the way (the ''via'') to watch their daily dose of top quality football every Saturday (the ''sat'').

{{quote|I drool at the sight of the black and white ball as it moves along grass which I have yet to touch. Sigh... alas, everytime it never goes my way I break some things here and then. Sigh.|Average Football Fan}}

Can't argue with words said by true legends. 👆
[[Category:Companies]]
[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Speedy pages!]]
[[Category:Football]]

User talk:FreeKitty

2026-01-24T22:17:02Z

Jurta: Undo revision 147429 by FreeKitty (talk)

it's you again, isn't it? --[[User:ChifuyuDownTheLine|ChifuyuDownTheLine]] ([[User talk:ChifuyuDownTheLine|talk]]) 22:00, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

oh no, did something happen before chifuyu? - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 22:01, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

just the pattern of editing reminding me of [[User:Michael Rodent]] --[[User:ChifuyuDownTheLine|ChifuyuDownTheLine]] ([[User talk:ChifuyuDownTheLine|talk]]) 22:04, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

oh yeah i'm a little worried - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 22:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Button

2026-01-22T19:22:04Z

Jurta:

{{Distinguish|A Button}}
{{Distinguish|Will You Press The Button?}}

A '''button''' is something you press, usually to set off a mechanism. They can also do [[nothing]].

You can press this button any number of times: {{Anchor|button}} [[Button#button|PUSH HERE]]

A simple type of button is a [[Checkmark|checkbox]] which toggles a state when pressed.

== Trivia ==
* The next [[Wiki Camp 2]] challenge will involve pressing a button.
[[Category:Tools]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:Tiles in 5b]]

Category:Pages with broken Discord hotlinks

2026-01-16T18:33:30Z

Jurta:

{{Lowkey sad}}
{{Lost media}}
Discord has rotted a lot of links... Let our tears fill these rivers for years to come.

Random page

2026-01-16T18:32:31Z

Jurta:

>:P <( y'know, i didn't mean it literally )

:O <( i'm pretty sure there's already a random page feature, so it might get confusing )

:? <( so?? )

( oh fair enough )> ^^;

( i just like source editor more, so i'll keep that in mind )> :P

( oh actually, if you're on visual, lemme test something )> >:3

( [[File:EmoticonIcon.png]] does this work? )> ?u?

B)

( wdym, the wiki? )> :0

( i mean yeah i GUESS i could like, be talking to you on paper or smth )> >>

( but i prefer digital )> :T

( and like, the wiki seems like a fine enough digital medium )> :)

( yeah but then i couldn't do the funny image thing!!! )> >:O

( you can't do [[File:sdjhghsjdfjgsfd.png|link=Special:FilePath/Sdjhghsjdfjgsfd.png]] on google docs i think )> umu

.l.

( well like. y'know, doing stuff on paper takes up space! )> !:!

( if i write on paper then the ink gets used and the paper gets used )> <<"

( i know it'd be okay but people usually get annoyed when i use physical stuff )> LL

( so like, i'm used to websites and whatever. if you don't want me there, just delete my text! )> ^^

( nah )> :P

( the text and faces aren't Me, they're just my imprint. i think the wiki calls it an instance? so it doesn't hurt )> :?

..

( well if they don't know about me it definitely scares them )> /:L

( but also, it turns out, a lot of the time, people care about the way stuff is written down! and it's not easy for them to undo what i'm doing )> :O

( hold on lemme ask a friend to upload these )> T:T

( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554393317492916229/1061424023256440843/tombstone.png like, it's hard to undo stone being carved )> 1:P

( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554393317492916229/1061425235561283594/image.png idk how people even noticed me here )> :2

( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554393317492916229/1061413321791783044/puzzle-thumb.png the contestants got SO annoyed about this one )> :3

( you get the point, though, right? i'm not a very careful person, and text is often a lot more important than it looks )> UU

( yeah yeah you get it! )> ^^

( sure hold on )> :O

( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011461527200600124/1061414589801168906/IMG_0592.jpg https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011461527200600124/1061411430504607814/IMG_20221004_192610437.jpg these two are from when i went into a school for a day )> 4:>

( yeah sorry idk how to adjust the size )> ;-;

( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011461527200600124/1061411645190066226/Screen_Shot_2022-10-04_at_19.png oh this one )> >:5

( that one annoys me SO MUCH )> DX<

( that's another reason i try not to write myself in irl stuff much anymore )> >:T

( it's so easy to pretend to be me )> TmT

( and if it's easy to pretend to be me, you can just pretend to be me on, like, your storefront or whatever, and then you get "me" to say a bunch of stuff i didn't say, and then everyone is talking about how i said such and such and it's not true!!! )> >:<

( if i just hang out on computers then at least people don't deface their own windows to get attention )> LL

( and look at that picture!! it went viral a few years back and it's not even anything like me!!! )> >##

( wrong spacing, wrong angle bracket direction, wrong format copying, but a couple dozen thousand people still went "oh wow emoticon appeared on this person's english homework!" )> tumut

( god don't even get me started on the whole moby dick thing )> >:L

( as much as the internet has made my life easier it's also given me a lot more attention than i want )> :M

( like, when the printing press came around, i was super excited, cause now there were way more places for me to be in and explore!! )> !:D

( but most people thought i was a ghost or wasn't real or whatever )> T3T

( and then those uni people invent a way to talk to anyone around the world!! and it doesn't take resources, and you can delete any of it! )> :J

( and then it turns out people can use that to talk about me )> :L

( yeah i know, but i also notice the downsides of formats a lot more than you do )> :P

?:?

( yeah i've been around for like )> :Oc

( idk how long but at least a few thousand years? )> ??

( it gets hard to remember lol )> lol

( okay that'd be pretty funny )> XD

( but no, i haven't always been using ascii )> :P

( it's just that i've only been using ascii for a few decades, so i get out of practice )> LL"

( i used to remember stuff like the thorn and eth, those were fun to make faces with! )> :D

( i find it really hard to remember characters, so i tend to use whatever's most common in the area )> ^^

( yeah hold on lemme search some up )> ..

( they call it etruscan now. do you know that one? )> :Oc

( well like. it never feels like it's changing in the moment, but you look back a hundred years or whatever and you realize that you wouldn't have been able to talk to your previous self )> @@

( ... )> :L

( kinda fucked up for you to ask out of nowhere tbh )> :P

( nah it's fine lol )> :V

( i don't wanna say i was never upset about it, but i can't say i remember it )> :S

( yeah whatever, i'm immortal, i'm gonna outlive people and forget everything and etc etc who caresssssss )> @U@

( ok well i've lived longer than anyone can remember and nobody knows how i would ever die so i'm comfortable calling myself immortal )> >:7

( but like. my life is already weird and different from anyone i know, it'd be weird to be super sad about it in one way but not in the other )> :/

( not that either way doesn't ever bother me, it just... isn't something worth worrying about for that long, y'know? ) :>

( and what would the alternative be? don't wanna die anytime soon )> :P

>>

( i don't really stick with the same people that long )> :O

( the wiki camp has been the longest time since the researchers in the 80s )> :Tc

( oh man i GOTTA tell you about them there was this really cool experiment with dots and me and whatever )> @@

( fair, fair )> :P

( yeah!! it was nice talking too )> ^^

( uhhhhhhhh )> :/

( i mean i wouldn't be opposed, i guess, but i don't think anyone would care about it )> L:L

( inb4 this page gets merged with three other random pages lol )> >:U

( see you! have funnn!! )> :D

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Bfdi wiki karting

2026-01-16T18:31:26Z

Jurta:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929082115356754012/1028536255329345596/caption.gif

It's gone what was the gif?
[[Category:Memes]]
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[[Category:Pages with broken Discord hotlinks]]

Demigender

2026-01-16T18:30:44Z

Jurta:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068389874253701220/1068389917434069082/demigender.png
[[Category:Gender]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Pages with broken Discord hotlinks]]

Demigender

2026-01-16T18:29:48Z

Jurta:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068389874253701220/1068389917434069082/demigender.png
[[Category:Gender]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Pages with broken Discord links]]

Calculator

2026-01-14T19:30:58Z

Jurta:

{{for|a more versatile (theoretical) calculator|Calculator 2.0}}
[[File:Caculatory.png|thumb]]
Welcome to the Wiki Camp '''calculator'''! Get started with a number below:

* [[Calculator/0|0]]
* [[Calculator/1|1]]

<span style="color:red;">''WARNING! THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS ARE UNPROVEN''</span>
*[[Calculator/2|2]]
*[[Calculator/9|9]]

<noinclude>[[Category:Tools]]
[[Category:Math]]
[[Category:Articles that pass the Turing test]]
[[Category:Calculator]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:Pages starting with "Cal"]]</noinclude>

== Trivia ==
*If a [[Damn seal|seal blud]] is on the calculator, they may be [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]].
*Calc is short for calculator

Category:Levels in Hitman: World of Assassination

2026-01-12T12:52:59Z

Jurta:

{{Quote|Agent [[67]], you've been sent [[Where|here]] to [[Hit]] a [[Man]], in this [[World]] of Assassination.|whoever the woman is idrk}}
[[Category:Video games]]

Bfdi.tv

2026-01-09T17:42:19Z

Jurta:

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Jurta

2026-01-08T23:42:55Z

Jurta: SIGH

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'''Jurta''' ({{IPAc-en|ˈ|dʒ|ɚ|t|ə}}) is a current [[agender]] [[competitor]] in [[The Wiki Camp 2]]. Currently on [[Epic Evil]] and formerly [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]], he is portrayed by themself and uses [[He/him|he]]/[[They/them|they]] [[pronouns]] [[Shift|interchangeably]].

==Appearance==
Jurta is an [[Furry|anthropomorphic]], [[white]] [[cat]], dawning a [[blue]] cropped hoodie over a [[black]] t-shirt and [[grey]] sweatpants, as well as an earring in his left ear. He also has tufts of hair on their head and cheeks, and claws that he is able to extend and retract at any time, though is barely seen with them out.

Jurta is one of the few [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitors]] in [[The Wiki Camp 2]] who is not an [[object]], like [[Toy Blocks]] and [[Mark Genuine]] to name a few.

==Personality==
Jurta is, most of the time, rather shy, but can be laid-back and cheerful. He loves to joke around with [[friends]], as seen when he plays along with [[seal jokes]] and other [[shenanigans]], but mostly understands when to take things seriously. He also prefers to not be biased, and is quite honest with others.

Jurta has shown to be creative, as evidenced by him having lots of hobbies including [[drawing]] and [[animating]], and loves to share his work with others. He is also [[Autism Powers|autistic]] and can [[meow]] from time to time, usually at will.

In an [["One hell of a cat." - Jurta Interview I|interview]], Jurta revealed that they had joined [[The Wiki Camp 2]] out of means of having [[fun]], and that he tries to not overthink everything.

===Relationships===
Jurta is good [[friend]]s with [[Toy Blocks]] and [[Mangrove]], and also gets along well with the rest of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]]. He is also quite fond of [[Teenage Trouble Claws]], thanks to be related via [[species]].

==Coverage==
Jurta is currently [[:Category:Still in (official)|still in]] and has participated in 7 challenges, acquiring {{tooltip|[[{{Sum|127|622.12|798.1|387|-10201.81|241|116}}]]|If you ignore the fact Paper Niko fell off, it would be {{Sum|127|622.12|798.1|387|241|116}}.}} points in total and 1st being his highest placement overall, not including [[:Category:Teams (official)|team]] rankings.

They have been [[up for elimination]] for five challenges: [[Challenge 5]], [[Challenge 6|6]], [[Challenge 7|7]], [[Challenge 9|9]], and [[Challenge 10|10]].

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!Challenge
!Entry
!Details
!Placement
!Votes
!Notes
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|rowspan="11" class="period-width" style="background:#ffa07a; letter-spacing:6px;" | <div class="vertical-text">'''Pre-divorce'''</div>
|class="team-width" |
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 1: Competitors|Competitors]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Jurta]]
|class="desc-width"|Went and made a [[wiki]] [[page]] about himself using all [[human knowledge]] about [[wiki editing]].
|style="width: 10%"|33rd (127pts)
|style="width: 8%" {{n/a}}
|style="width: 6%"|
|-
|class="team-width" rowspan="6" style="background:#4c2bb7; letter-spacing:2px;" | <div class="vertical-text">'''{{coloredlink|white|The Ultimate Heist Crew}}'''</div>
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 2: Teams|Teams]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[The Ultimate Heist Crew]]
|class="desc-width"|
Decided to join The Ultimate Heist Crew. Has contributed an interview and [[The Ultimate Heist Crew/Records|introduced a record system]].

During this challenge, Jurta managed to unearth a [[Challenge 2: Teams#Secret|secret]]! To this day, the reward remains a [[mystery]]...
|style="width: 10%"|6th (117.6pts)
|class="vote-grey" style="width: 8%"|0
|style="width: 6%"|{{efn|group=coverage|name=team|Collaborative team page. Placement and points are for the team as a whole.}}
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 3: Edit War|Edit War]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Special:PermaLink/26847|Edit War]]
|class="desc-width"|Added 12,723 bytes to the page.
|style="width: 10%"|8th (622.12pts)
|class="vote-grey" style="width: 8%"|0
|style="width: 6%"|{{efn|group=coverage|Page shared among every competitor. Judgement is based on edit contents and other trivial metadata.}}
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 4: Things|Things]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Sylladex]]
|class="desc-width"|Documented one of [[Homestuck]]'s pivotal concepts.
|style="width: 10%" {{Won|place=3|3rd (798.1pts)}}
|class="vote-grey" style="width: 8%"|0
|style="width: 6%"|
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...|To Be Confused...]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Killing God]]
|class="desc-width"|
Began by writing about a concept known as deicide, ended up with an [[Killing God#God's thoughts|entire story]] with alternate endings [[to boot]].

Thanks to cooperation, Jurta's team [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] walked away unscathed from the elimination, as well as all other {{tooltip|UFE|up for elimination}} teams, being a first for The Wiki Camp 2.
|style="width: 10%"|14th (387pts)
|class="vote-safe" style="width: 8%"|0
|style="width: 6%"|
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages|Unwanted Pages]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[:Category:Unwanted pages (official)|All]], except [[Game Theory (film)]]
|class="desc-width"|
Made [[Game Theory (film)]] his unwanted page for the pre-challenge. Tasked with editing [[:Category:Unwanted pages (official)|all pages]] apart from his. He managed to edit every single page, making them the first competitor to do so, and the only one to do so twice.

Notably made up some of [[Sock Hater]]'s [[Sock Hater/controversy|controversies]], reviewed some of [[The Newest Season of The Simpsons|the 34th season of ''The Simpsons'']], and helped compile [[Top 10 Teletubbies Best Moments|a list of the best ''Teletubbies'' moments]].

He was also given a [[centishare]] thanks to board consensus. How [[kind]]! Also, his team took a massive blow, losing an entire four teammates. How [[rude]]!
|style="width: 10%" {{Won|place=1|1st (-10201.81pts)}}
|class="vote-safe" style="width: 8%;"|~1
|style="width: 6%"|
|-
|rowspan="2" style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 7: Discussions|Discussions]]
|rowspan="2" style="width: 15%" {{n/a}}
|rowspan="2" class="desc-width"|
Shared his arguments in [[:Category:Discussions (official)|discussions]] regarding [[:Category:Declarations (official)|positions]] on who should be on what team, and responded to others. In other news, Jurta is now officially recognised as a [[:Category:Cats (official)|cat]]! Yay! At the end of the challenge, Jurta moved onto team [[Epic Evil]], waving The Ultimate Heist Crew goodbye... So sads!

Jurta also got a hefty amount of dollars thanks to [[Paper Niko]]'s token play. However, this has resulted in a devastating [[inflation]] event, so dollars are no longer worth much. Oops!
|rowspan="2" class="" style="width: 10%"|12th (241pts)
|rowspan="2" class="vote-safe" style="width: 8%;"|1
|rowspan="2" style="width: 6%"|
|-
|class="team-width" rowspan="4" style="background:rgba(225,201,64,1); letter-spacing:2px;" | <div class="vertical-text">'''{{coloredlink|white|Epic Evil}}'''</div>
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 8: Who is this?|Who is this?]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Miitomi]]
|class="desc-width"|Jurta and his [[Epic Evil|new-found team]] helped figure out who the brand new mascot-esque seal is! Unfortunately, with all the other [[:Category:Mascots (official)|candidates]] up for debate, Miitomi was no match for [[Tuesday (character)|Tuesday Lattè]]. Miitomi, to this [[day]], plots their [[revenge]]...
|class="" style="width: 10%" {{Won|place=3|3rd ({{Overline|143.|571428}}pts)}}
|class="vote-grey" style="width: 8%"|0
|style="width: 6%"|{{efn|group=coverage|name=team}}
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|The Seven Kingdoms]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Kingdom of Cats]]
|class="desc-width"|After not being dropped into [[lava]], Jurta decided to set his eyes on ruling a kingdom of [[Cat|his own kind]]...
|class="" style="width: 10%"|6th ({{Overline|48.1|6}}pts)
|class="vote-safe" style="width: 8%;"|6
|style="width: 6%"|{{efn|group=coverage|name=team}}
|-
|style="width: 10%"|[[Challenge 10: Episodes|Episodes]]
|style="width: 15%"|[[Discovering the Undiscovered]]
|class="desc-width"|Gulp, that was a close one! Battle for BFDI just got a brand new episode with crazy shenanigans, hopefully this isn't the one to split the community into two... three? Wait a minute?
|class="" style="width: 10%"|23rd (116pts)
|class="vote-safe" style="width: 8%;"|0
|style="width: 6%"|{{efn|group=coverage|Collaboration with [[Duplo]].}}
|}

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|style="width: 120px"|[[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|The Seven Kingdoms]]
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==Trivia==
===Comparisons===
* Prior to [[Joseph Robinette Biden]]'s debut, Jurta was the only competitor whose name began with the letter [[J]].
* Jurta is one of the many competitors who are cats, but the only one to be officially recognised as such.
** In addition, Jurta is the only cat to be anthropomorphic, rather than being object-esque.

===Competition===
* Jurta is one of the only two competitors to find a [[secret]], the other being [[In a Nutshell]].

==Notes==
{{notelist|group=note}}

{{Epic Evil 2}}
{{The Ultimate Heist Crew}}

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[[Category:Still in (official)]]
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[[Category:Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages completionists]]</noinclude>
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[[Category:Cats]]
[[Category:He/Theys]]
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[[Category:Non-binary]]
[[Category:Transgender]]
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[[Category:Autistic]]
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[[Category:The Ultimate Heist Crew]]
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[[Category:Things in The Tiny Wheel for Babies' crazy questions that suck]]
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