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I'm going to try something and it's going to be really funny actually

2024-08-11T06:32:54Z

Misch13vous: I forgot just how fucking racist this book can be

Satomi, this is an outright form of [[blackmail]]. You will have to judge if I will make good on this promise and how much your integrity matters to you. If you score this article such that my contestant will be eligible for elimination, I will fully explain the two things you don't want explained on the Wiki Camp 2 server for everyone to read. You will obviously want to delete this, but the logical conclusion of this situation might be that you have to remove me from both the server and competition.

Your move.

=Trivia=
I might come back here and talk more later. Have a good day!

=Girl [[Moby-Dick]]=
==CHAPTER 1. Loomings==
Call me Girl Ishmael. Some years ago—don't worry about when exactly—when I was completely broke, and when land bored the ever-loving daylights out of me, methought (methinks, past tense) I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It makes my internal organs feel better. Whenever I find myself frowning; whenever I'm really sad; whenever I think that headstones are really cool, and digging up human bones; and especially whenever I have a #sadgirl moment at the station and start calling other people's outfits trash—then I walk directly into the ocean, metaphorically speaking. This is what I do instead of shooting myself. While others may leap off of this mortal coil, I go sailing in search of yuri. This is perfectly normal. All women should be doing this.

Near Manhattan, battered by the sea—trade is afoot. All roads lead to Rome, if Rome was the sea. The high tide and low tide reaches right up to the city, and people watch it. Everyone is doing this.

Walk on Sunday. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip to Whitehall. What's there?—women. Women staring at the ocean. They're fucking [[everywhere]]. They're girl landlubbers though. They're wagies. It's sad.

Holy [[shit]]! more women, walking straight into the ocean in search of [[yuri]]. Weird! The land isn't yuri enough for them. No. The ocean is where it's at. Everyone loves staring out into the deep blue and wistfully sighing. Why is that? Do the compasses bring them there?

Imagine a burger. Now, imagine you are not American, and replace that burger with a lake. Walk alongside the lake, and you're going to end up by a creek. The creek is yuri. Any woman worth their salt could walk for an hour and see that there is yuri in the water. Even if you're in the desert, you can walk and find an oasis of yuri. Meditation and water are wedded forever. This, too, is yuri.

Imagine a girl artist. She desires to paint you the dreamiest, shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape. What will she draw? She'll draw a meadow and some cows. Maybe a hill. It's all pointless if there wasn't a stream, because then it wouldn't be yuri. Imagine the American prairie now. There's no water. Sad! Niagara Falls would be pretty dogshit if it were made of sand. Imagine a girl poet. Now imagine the poet goes to a beach. Boom. Why is almost every robust healthy girl with a robust healthy soul in her, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? (It's for yuri.) If you've ever been on a boat where you couldn't see the land, it's yuri in every direction. Magical. Why did the old girl Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the girl Greeks give it a separate deity, and own sister of Girl Jove? (Her name is Girl Poseidon.) This has to mean something. Girl Narcissus didn't actually love her reflection, she really loved the water. Because it was yuri. Water is love, water is life, water is yuri.

When I get tired I go to the sea. When I think about my lungs, I get sad, so I go to the sea. But I'm kind of poor. I can't pay for luxury cruises, and I'm also not an officer of the military. Other girls can fight for that leisure or honor. I'm a simple girl. I'm a struggler, I can't take care of anything more than myself. I couldn't be a cook either, I see a raw chicken and get kind of scared. Did the Egyptians worship chickens? I don't think so.

No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, because I like it. They tell me what to do sometimes. And I didn't like it at first. Listening to another woman makes you feel small. I'm a teacher by the way. It's weird commanding my students and then being bossed around, but it's okay after a while.

Sometimes a woman tells me to sweep the floor. In this moment, I ask myself, what would Girl Jesus do? Would Girl Gabriel think I'm a beta for doing this? What the fuck is a beta? No, it's okay. There is a natural order to things, and sometimes we have to listen to other people.

I'm actually on the sigma female grindset. I get paid for doing this. Passengers don't. They're "betas." I like being paid. I don't like paying people.

Oh yeah, the ocean smells good. The Girl Commodore might think she has the best oceansmell, but she's wrong. The girls up deck do. Anyway, I'm going whaling. It must have been fate. Imagine a universal newspaper with a ton of headlines. Mine would be a really small one in between big ones. Think about it...

"Girl Hillary Rodham Clinton loses election." "Girl Ishmael went whaling." "War on Terror."

Like I said, it must have been fate.

Or maybe the whale wanted me to. I like whales. They're really big and awesome. I think about far-off lands and get really excited, and one day I want to visit Japan. I'm sure they would receive me with open arms.

In the end, it was a foregone conclusion I'd go whaling. Have I said that whales are really cool? Especially the big white one.
==CHAPTER 2. The Purse==
I stuffed a blouse or two into my old purse and headed for the sea. Leaving Manhattan, I went to New Bedford. It was a Saturday night in December. I had a mental breakdown when I learned the next ship for Nantucket was on Monday. I was so distraught.

Most girls stop here before whaling to weigh their options, but I'm built different. It was Nantucket or nothing, baby! New Bedford was the epicenter of the new wave of doing things, and Nantucket had the oldheads. My male counterpart said something kind of racist here so I'm not repeating it.

I got kind of hungry and sleepy. It was really cold, because as I said, it was December. I knew no one in the place. I realized at this point I was kind of stupid for only having a couple of dollars in my pocket, so I went and looked for a Motel 6 somewhere.

There was a Hilton, which I definitely couldn't afford. There was also a Mariott, and that was also too expensive. It was really snowy and cold so I kept walking.

I was walking through the residential district, eventually, and saw an inn. I walked in and tripped over an ashtray and was really embarrassed about it.

[This is kind of fucking racist actually? I'm not translating it.] I realized I had entered a Black church in the middle of a sermon and got even more embarrassed. I scampered out of there.

I made sure that I actually found an inn this time. I could tell this building was an inn because it was called the Spouter Inn.

It looked kind of [[dogshit]].

My male counterpart starts talking about wind here and it really isn't relevant to the story at all.

This paragraph also isn't relevant.

Neither is this one.

I sat here thinking about the Biblical Lazaraus so long I started freezing on the doorstep. I wiped my shoes off and entered the inn.

<noinclude>[[Category:Episodes (official)]]</noinclude>

I'm going to try something and it's going to be really funny actually

2024-08-11T06:18:23Z

Misch13vous:

Satomi, this is an outright form of [[blackmail]]. You will have to judge if I will make good on this promise and how much your integrity matters to you. If you score this article such that my contestant will be eligible for elimination, I will fully explain the two things you don't want explained on the Wiki Camp 2 server for everyone to read. You will obviously want to delete this, but the logical conclusion of this situation might be that you have to remove me from both the server and competition.

Your move.

=Trivia=
I might come back here and talk more later. Have a good day!

=Girl [[Moby-Dick]]=
Call me Girl Ishmael. Some years ago—don't worry about when exactly—when I was completely broke, and when land bored the ever-loving daylights out of me, methought (methinks, past tense) I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It makes my internal organs feel better. Whenever I find myself frowning; whenever I'm really sad; whenever I think that headstones are really cool, and digging up human bones; and especially whenever I have a #sadgirl moment at the station and start calling other people's outfits trash—then I walk directly into the ocean, metaphorically speaking. This is what I do instead of shooting myself. While others may leap off of this mortal coil, I go sailing in search of yuri. This is perfectly normal. All women should be doing this.

In a city called Manhattoes, battered by the sea—trade is afoot. All roads lead to Rome, if Rome was the sea. The high tide and low tide reaches right up to the city, and people watch it. Everyone is doing this.

Walk on Sunday. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip to Whitehall. What's there?—women. Women staring at the ocean. They're fucking [[everywhere]]. They're girl landlubbers though. They're wagies. It's sad.

Holy [[shit]]! more women, walking straight into the ocean in search of [[yuri]]. Weird! The land isn't yuri enough for them. No. The ocean is where it's at. Everyone loves staring out into the deep blue and wistfully sighing. Why is that? Do the compasses bring them there?

Imagine a burger. Now, imagine you are not American, and replace that burger with a lake. Walk alongside the lake, and you're going to end up by a creek. The creek is yuri. Any woman worth their salt could walk for an hour and see that there is yuri in the water. Even if you're in the desert, you can walk and find an oasis of yuri. Meditation and water are wedded forever. This, too, is yuri.

Imagine a girl artist. She desires to paint you the dreamiest, shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape. What will she draw? She'll draw a meadow and some cows. Maybe a hill. It's all pointless if there wasn't a stream, because then it wouldn't be yuri. Imagine the American prairie now. There's no water. Sad! Niagara Falls would be pretty dogshit if it were made of sand. Imagine a girl poet. Now imagine the poet goes to a beach. Boom. Why is almost every robust healthy girl with a robust healthy soul in her, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? (It's for yuri.) If you've ever been on a boat where you couldn't see the land, it's yuri in every direction. Magical. Why did the old girl Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the girl Greeks give it a separate deity, and own sister of Girl Jove? (Her name is Girl Poseidon.) This has to mean something. Girl Narcissus didn't actually love her reflection, she really loved the water. Becaause it was yuri. Water is love, water is life, water is yuri.

When I get tired I go to the sea. When I think about my lungs, I get sad, so I go to the sea. But I'm kind of poor. I can't pay for luxury passenger ships, and I'm also not an officer of the military. Other girls can fight for that leisure or honor. I'm a simple girl. I'm a struggler, I can't take care of anything more than myself. I couldn't be a cook either, I see a raw chicken and get kind of scared. Did the Egyptians worship chickens? I don't think so.

No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, because I like it. They tell me what to do sometimes. And I didn't like it at first. Listening to another woman makes you feel small. I'm a teacher by the way. It's weird commanding my students and then being bossed around, but it's okay after a while.

Sometimes a woman tells me to sweep the floor. In this moment, I ask myself, what would Girl Jesus do? Would Girl Gabriel think I'm a beta for doing this? What the fuck is a beta? No, it's okay. There is a natural order to things, and sometimes we have to listen to other people.

I'm actually on the sigma female grindset. I get paid for doing this. Passengers don't. They're "betas." I like being paid. I don't like paying people.

Oh yeah, the ocean smells good. The Girl Commodore might think she has the best oceansmell, but she's wrong. The girls up deck do. Anyway, I'm going whaling. It must have been fate. Imagine a universal newspaper with a ton of headlines. Mine would be a really small one in between big ones. Think about it...

"The American election happened." "Girl Ishmael went whaling." "War in Afghanistan."

Like I said, it must have been fate.

Or maybe the whale wanted me to. I like whales. They're really big and awesome. I think about far-off lands and get really excited, and one day I want to visit Japan. I'm sure they would receive me with open arms.

In the end, it was a foregone conclusion I'd go whaling. Have I said that whales are really cool? Especially the big white one.

<noinclude>[[Category:Episodes (official)]]</noinclude>

I'm going to try something and it's going to be really funny actually

2024-08-11T06:10:52Z

Misch13vous:

I'm going to try something and it's going to be really funny actually

2024-08-11T05:59:17Z

Misch13vous: I've actually decided that this bit can be funny

I'm going to try something and it's going to be really funny actually

2024-08-11T05:41:41Z

Misch13vous: Let's go

Sammer's Kingdom

2024-04-28T19:21:42Z

Misch13vous:

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{{Distinguish|Slammer's Kingdom}}
[[File:Flag.png|thumb|right|The flag of Sammer's Kingdom]]
Sammer's Kingdom is a kingdom created by [[The Divine Sammer]]. It is the main location where [[Sammer Guys]] are located. As of now, [[King Sammer]] rules over the kingdom. He's so cool. {{Citation needed}}

== History ==
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In 1920, The Divine Sammer competed in [[Battle for Dream Island]] and was eliminated fourth in a 12-4-1 split. He later came back into the game through a viewer vote and went on to win the first season, breaking the famous "rejoiners never win" rule. This allowed him full access of [[Dream Island]], which was shortly renamed to [[Sammer Island]]. Expansion started in 1927, where the surrounding area became part of Sammer territory, and it was changed to the current name of Sammer's Kingdom.

Development of Sammer's Kingdom rapidly increased, and with that came the introduction of Sammer Guys, guards who are specifically trained for combat. Each guard got a name, and according to each ruler, any reference to media at the time is completely unintentional.

However, tragedy struck in 2007, when [[Cunt Bleck]]'s black hole bomb wiped out the entirety of the kingdom, leaving it blank, with only the villainous Mr. [[L]] left. Because all of the guards were knocked out from the bomb, [[Mr. L]] took over the kingdom and renamed it to the [[Evil Mushroom Kingdom]] (any resemblance to other Kingdoms was a coincidence.) [[Mr]]. L later realized it kind of sucked to be the leader of a [[Pokémon Hurt|kingdom of nothing]]. He reigned for two months before King Sammer realized an opportunity: any purchases made on behalf of the kingdom that went towards its development would be charged to the current ruler's credit card. Using this loophole, he bought several trillion dollars worth of materials, workers, and energy, all dedicated to restoring the kingdom to its former glory.

[[Mr. L]] was immediately executed for his immense amount of debt, and King Sammer was able to once again take his seat as the ruler of (the now re-re-re-renamed) Sammer's Kingdom.

== Controversy==
{{Distinguish|Scammer's Kingdom}}

too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon

we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one

and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==List of Sammer Guys==
===[[Yes|6-1: Sammer's Kingdom]]===
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!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
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|[[File:SammerGuy1.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Okin Slicer
|"I am Okin Slicer, the one who slices ALL the Okins, but today, I will SLICE YOU!"
| "That's Okin Slicer, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… I don't support his seal slicing tendencies."
|His name is a reference to [[Okin]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy2.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Pleasant Reverie
|"My name is Pleasant Reverie, the bearer of prettier pages. FEAST YOUR EYES ON ME! We'll see who belongs in the brackets by the time I put you BACK IN YOUR PLACE!"
|"That's Pleasant Reverie, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He used to work for his brother's law firm."
|His name is a reference to [[One of every theme|the various aesthetic templates across the wiki]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy3.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Thing of Confusion
| "I am a Thing of Confusion! Beware my [[Magic]] and [[Autism Powers]]... or [[some other third thing]]..."
|"That's Thing of Confusion, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's trying to find meaning in life."
|His name is a reference to both [[Challenge 4]] and [[Challenge 5]].
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 018.webp|alt=|frameless|100x100px]]
|The Stub
|“I am The Stub. I have kept a list of all challengers who have fallen before me. Would you like to help by expanding it?”
|"That's The Stub, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He often runs into tables.”
|{{Stub}}
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy4.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Skeleton in Metal
| "Three facts about me: I have both an exoskeleton and an endoskeleton! My name is Skeleton in Metal! And nobody has ever harmed my pristine body!"
|"That's Skeleton in Metal, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's pretty stuck-up."
|His name is a reference to [[Skeletons in media]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy5.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Luigi
| "hi ii im my name is uh Luigi"
|"HE'S NAME IS LUIGI"
|His name is Luigi :)
|}
===[[Pained memory|6-2: Sammer's Early Duels]]===
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|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy6.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
| Sammer 1
| "I am Sammer 1! I will Won this battle! ...what do you mean that's not grammatically correct? shut up...."
|"That's Sammer 1. He only does things once....Doesn't this mean he could only breathe once? Or maybe he's just taking one really big set of breaths..."
|His name isn't a reference, but it might be brought up again in a slightly clever way later on.
|-
|
|Tag Who Drag
|"I am Tag Who Drag, the immovable boulder who blocks this gate! Ignore the…tag…on my shoe. I merely forgot to remove it. Because...I just bought them"
|"That's Tag Who Drag, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Legend says he has a secret weak point, and he volunteers at dunk tanks”
|His name is a reference to [[Template:Drag CSS]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy7.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Murder Man
|"I am going to kill you."
|"Hey this guy looks like Pin frmo BFDI. Like he's got the red top with the metal spike and everything. Fucked up?"
|His name is not a reference to anything, unless you consider the concept of murder to be a reference. In which case, it is, to that.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy8.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Michael Doomberg
|"Halt! My name is Michael Doomberg, and my [[Link]] is fucking shnasty. Get with [[it]]."
|"That's Michael Doomberg. I hear he runs a podcast with 'Sammer-spike'"
|His name is a reference to Michael Bloomberg, of Michael Bloomberg fame.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy9.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerandomrai
|"{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}"
|"That's Sammerandomrai. I have no idea what he's fucking saying."
|Yeah I genuinely don't know what he's saying either
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy10.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Warmonger Knight
|<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>They say if you find a job you like, you'll never work a day in your life. Well, you like beating Mario up with a big club. One of your favourite activities, really. You guess that means you don't work very hard, but it sure feels like work to you.</b></span>
|"That's Warmonger Knight. Be careful of his Ultimate Technique: WARSMASH! He hits you with his big club thing!
|His name is a reference to the real life profession of fishmongers{{Not really}}.
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<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>The team sits around the table, a mixture of boredom and anticipation. Your club rests heavy on the table.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I really,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|REALLY,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know you wanna kill someONE!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|want to kill somebody.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Oh my god.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm just saying.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|No WONder we're only the second group Mario has to face. Everyone here sucks.}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>There's no use arguing with these Guys, but you do take slight offense to that.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|It could be worse.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Yeah, by definition.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|We could be working with Luigi.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|That's true.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I hate Luigi. I am going to kill him.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Any of y'all play Paladins?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You ask what the purpose of "playing" Paladins would be, when your weapons and holy goal make everyone here a paladin already.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|I'm cracked at Androxus.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're really good with it?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Uh... yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|I guess you could say...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're a real WUNderkind!!!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|C'mon, you know, wunderkind? Like, one?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|What does that mean?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You already know that a wunderkind means a child prodigy, or more broadly, someone who is very good at something naturally. You just don't say anything because you don't think Sammer 1's joke is worth acknowledging.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|It means, like, someone who's good at something!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Oh.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|So?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Man, I was so proud of that ONE......}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm going to kill you.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
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===[[C9-11|6-3: Sammer's Proving Grounds]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy11.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|[[File:Name and Address Withheld.mp3]]
|"fuck you<sup>[[Dora|[im SO high!]]]</sup>"
|
|
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy12.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Spongebob Patrick
|"Squidward Sandy Mr. Krabs Plankton Karen Pearl"
|"Ms. Puff Larry Fred Bubble Buddy King Neptune"
|The Paper Gary The Hash Slinging Slasher Nosferatu
|-
|[[File:Sammer Guy with Glasses.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy with Glasses
| "Just got my prescription! The world is so BEAUTIFUL!"
|"You wouldn't hit a Guy with Glasses, would you?"
|His name is a reference to how he is a Guy with Glasses.
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 046.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Suspicious Mirror
|“Hi! I’m {{clog|you}}! {{greeting}}, guardian of this gate. Gee, that sword sure looks pointy. Would you quit pointing that in my face. NO! I WILL NOT! er, YOU WILL NOT. No matter!”
|“This is a Duplighost. Duplighosts disguise themselves as members of our party. Max HP: 15, Attack Power: 4, Defense Power: 0 They love to attack in disguise. It seems like they're generally stronger fighters when they're not disguised, though.”
|He is a reference to [[You]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy14.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Mini Me
|"Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
| "Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
|His name is a reference to how Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy15.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerwhite
|"Hey, I'm Sammerwhite. You know how some bunnies in the snow are white because it helps them camouflage themselves from predators? Well I do that toAND now I'm just realizing it doesn't snow hereFUCK."
|"That's Sammerwhite. He drinks milk everyday, no matter how not thirsty he is."
|His name is a reference to the fact that the color white exists.
|}
===[[Thanos|6-4: Sammer's Endgame]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
! Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy16.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer 2
|"I am Sammer 2! Two-day I will kill you! MWHAHAHAHHAH!"
|"That's Sammer 2. He only does things twice. Yes, he was born twice. Don't question it."
|See, what did I tell you?
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 078.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Cage Above Lava
|“In front of you stands Cage Above Lava. Choose your next moves carefully, as the wrong one will send you plunging towards an untimely demise. Turning back is not an option! Will you Accept defeat, Break down, or Crumble?”
|"That's Cage Above Lava, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He likes watching detective dramas in his spare time.”
|His name is a reference to a [[C9-11|terrible, terrible decision]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy17.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer-Rice
|"We are all pawns in the game of '''chess''' we call life, but enough ramble. Time for the grand '''finale'''! '''votes'''"
|"That's Sammer-Rice. If you defeat him, you get rice! Or you can double the amount of Sammer-Rices and fight them for double the amount of the rice prize! ...or you could just head on forward to the next Sammer Guy."
|His name is a reference to something you probably already got at this point.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy18.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Evil Sammer Guy
|"I AM EVIL SAMMER GUY! I AM EVIL! AHAHAHAH! OH HOW I AM EVIL! AHH HAHAH!"
|"Oh geez, oh geez louise. That's Evil Sammer Guy. He's most well known for being evil, and creating the [[Youtube]] algorithim."
|His name is a reference to the fact that you can be evil. Go on, try it! It's fun!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy19.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy Sammer
|"I am Sammer, guy of Sams."
|<center>[[File:Awkward party.png|150px]]</center>
| This is a real sammer guy
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy20.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY</b></span>=
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>"I AM THE FINAL SAMMER GUY, THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY. I WILL BE THE ONE TO END YOUR JOURNEY."</b></span>=
|"Dude can this guy like, shut the HELL up?"
|h- he's made oiut of [[gold]]
|}

== Other residents ==
The Sammer Kingdom doesn't just have guards! There are many civilians you can see milling about the kingdom including:

* 100 dogs
** 25 big dogs
** 75 small dogs
* 100 cats
** 99 big cats
** 1 kitten
* 4 mice
** 3 blind mice
** 1 stirring mouse
* 1 king of tricks fox
** ....
* 2 tadpoles
** 1 green tadpole
** 1 [[Blue|bloue]].
* 7 rats
** 6 normal rats
** 1 large rat
* 100 hog
** 99 united hogs
** 1 hermit hog
* 2 pig
** 1 little piggy to market
** 1 piggy crying all the way home
* 3 horse
** 2 race horse
** 1 chill horse

==Notes==
{{Distinguish|Kramer's Kingdom}}

we're so sammers

==Goofs==

*The shirts they sell at the shop say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER IN SAMMER's KINGDOM" when they SHOULD say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER GUY IN SAMMER'S KINGDOM"
*Despite claims to the contrary, many of the Sammer Guys do seem to be references to external media or concepts.
**This is theorized to be because [[The Divine Sammer]] is a [[talentless hack]] and is a bit [[dogshit]].
*too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon
**we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one
***and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==Gallery==
<gallery widths="200" heights="200">
File:Vacation.png|A photo taken of a tourist visiting Sammer's Kingdom.
File:Fuck you sammer.gif|One time [[Count|this guy]] did this
</gallery>
[[Category:Kingdoms (official)]]
[[Category:Paper Mario]]
[[Category:Yaoi]]

Template:Character icon

2024-04-28T17:46:32Z

Misch13vous: Removing her

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|055
|55
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|BC
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|BB
|Big Boy=[[File:Big Boy Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Big Boy]]
|BT
|Biscuit Tin=[[File:Biscuit Tin Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Biscuit Tin]]
|BK
|Black=[[File:Blackicon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Black]]
|BO
|Boni=[[File:Boni.webp|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Boni]]
|CB
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|CL
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|CU
|Copper Pepper=[[File:Copper pepper icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Copper Pepper]]
|Copper Salts=[[File:Copper salts icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link={{{1}}}]]
|CY
|CrAIyon=[[File:CrAIyon Voting Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=CrAIyon]]
|DS
|Daisy=[[File:Vote 4 daisy.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Daisy]]
|DR
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|DF
|Diffuser=[[File:Diffuser-VotingIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Diffuser]]
|DO
|Dora=[[File:DoraVotingIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Dora]]
|DP
|Duplo=[[File:Duplo voting ico.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Duplo]]
|EM
|Emoticon=[[File:EmoticonIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Emoticon]]
|FC
|Fictional charcter=[[File:Fictional charcter icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Fictional charcter]]
|FL
|Flag=[[File:FlagTWC2 Voting Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Flag]]
|GM
|Gamer=[[File:Gamericon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Gamer]]
|GS
|Go Sign=[[File:GoSign TeamIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Go Sign]]
|HL
|HoL
|Head of Lettuce=[[File:Lettuce voting icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Head of Lettuce]]
|HD
|HDoTU
|Heat Death of the Universe=[[File:Heatdeath icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Heat Death of the Universe]]
|IM
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|IaN
|IN
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|JR
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|MV
|Mangrove=[[File:MangroveVotingIconNew.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Mangrove]]
|MD
|MDSnSS
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|MI
|Miso=[[File:Miso voting icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Miso]]
|Nerpy Scuba=[[File:Niko2.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link={{{1}}}]]
|NC
|Nurse Cap=[[File:NurseVIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Nurse Cap]]
|OS
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|PC
|Padlock=[[File:PadlockFIXED.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Padlock]]
|PN
|Paper Niko=[[File:PaperNiko Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Paper Niko]]
|PG
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|PS
|Playlist=[[File:Playlistvote.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Playlist]]
|Playlist Versus=[[File:Playlistvote_versus.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Playlist]]
|RT
|Rotob=[[File:Rotob sighting1.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Rotob]]
|SJ
|SFD
|SFD Jigsaw Piece=[[File:SFD Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=SFD Jigsaw Piece]]
|SJ2
|SFD2
|SFD Jigsaw Piece 2=[[File:SFD icon 2.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=SFD Jigsaw Piece]]
|SK
|Sketchy=[[File:SketchyIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Sketchy]]
|SL
|Slime=[[File:Slime Icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Slime]]
|SM
|Smobo=[[File:Smoboicon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Smobo]]
|SH
|Sock Hater=[[File:Sockhatervotingiconforfun.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Sock Hater]]
|SB
|Strawberry=[[File:StrawVote.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Strawberry]]
|TH
|Tahmahtoh=[[File:TahmahtohIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Tahmahtoh]]
|TG
|TBC
|THE BIG CHEESE=[[File:Votetheman.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=THE BIG CHEESE]]
|TE
|TEoW
|The Eater of Wikis=[[File:Eater-Of-Wikis-icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=The Eater of Wikis]]
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|TWM
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|TO
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|TB
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|TBO
|Toy Blocks object=[[File:Toyblocks icon.jpg|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Toy Blocks]]
|TR
|Traffic Regulator=[[File:TRvoteingIcon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=Traffic Regulator]]
|WH
|What=[[File:What vote icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=What]]
|ZG
|ZEITGEIST
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|Zeitgeist Thaumiel|ZT|ZS
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|Zeitgeist Football|ZF
|Zeitgeist Fandom=[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 2.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]
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|ZL|Zeitgeist File=[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 4.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]
|ZK|Zeitgeist Kevin=[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 5.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]
|Zeitgeist Random={{#tag:choose|{{#tag:option|[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 1.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]}}{{#tag:option|[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 2.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]}}{{#tag:option|[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 3.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]}}{{#tag:option|[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 4.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]}}{{#tag:option|[[File:Zeitgeist Voting Icon 5.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link=ZEITGEIST]]}}|uncached=""}}
|TL
|TL27
|TheLegend27=[[File:Thelegend27.jpg|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=TheLegend27]]
|SI
|Staffa Island=[[File:Staffa island.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Staffa Island]]
|T5
|TSC
|T Series Car 5134=[[File:T Series Car 5134.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=T Series Car 5134]]
|VN
|VoTWC2
|Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2=[[File:WikiVandalism.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]
|BS
|Bean Sprout=[[File:Animate iaAKUBTRpO.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Bean Sprout]]
|TU
|Tuna=[[File:Tunna.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Tuna]]
|N1
|N1P
|Number 1 Pen=[[File:Hewasnumberone.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Number 1 Pen]]
|UF
|UUFO
|U.U.F.O.=[[File:Uufo.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=U.U.F.O.]]
|TS
|Me
|Toasty=[[File:Toasty.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Toasty]]
|CD
|Cauldron=[[File:Cauldron.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Cauldron]]
|SS
|Logo
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|MO
|Monitor=[[File:Official Pose Monitor.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Monitor]]
|LS
|LiSt=[[File:List vote.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=LiSt]]
|BE
|Bullseye=[[File:Bullsicon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Bullseye]]
|FM
|Font Mini=[[File:Font Mini.jpg|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Font Mini]]
|LA
|Lost Artifact=[[File:Lost Artifact icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Lost Artifact]]
|AS
|ASC
|Atlanta Souviner Cup=[[File:Asc clip.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Atlanta Souviner Cup]]
|DC
|DX
|Dexter Cut=[[File:Dexter Cut.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Dexter Cut]]
|KM
|Kumon=[[File:Screenshot 2022-08-26 2.32.10 PM.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Kumon]]
|CT
|CTS
|Christmas Techo Scarf=[[File:Christmas Techo Scarf.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Christmas Techo Scarf]]
|AD
|Ad=[[File:Ad.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Ad]]
|TC
|The Computer=[[File:DiaThe Computer.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=The Computer]]
|WB
|Wrecking Ball=[[File:Wrecking Ball.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Wrecking Ball]]
|SF
|Scythie|Sir Feet=[[File:Sir feet.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Sir Feet]]
|BN
|Briny=[[File:Briny1.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Briny]]
|KI
|Kiny=[[File:Kiny's pose.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Kiny]]
|TA
|Terra=[[File:Brokenicon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Terra]]
|CS
|Candy Stick=[[File:CandyStick2.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Candy Stick]]
|LC
|LCP
|Little Caesars Pizza=[[File:2022 08 30 0q6 Kleki.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Little Caesars Pizza]]
|TT
|TTC
|Teenage Trouble Claws=[[File:Ttcicontext.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Teenage Trouble Claws]]
|PL
|Perry Llelogram=[[File:Perry.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Perry Llelogram]]
|DB
|Dodgeball=[[File:Dodgeball Icon questionmark.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Dodgeball]]
|TW
|Twimble=[[File:Twimblesit.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Twimble]]
|BM
|Btm
|Bot the mew=[[File:Plushold.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Bot the mew]]
|MB
|Multiball=[[File:Multiball.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Multiball]]
|RC|Red Crewmate|Plumbers Hero=[[File:Red crewmate icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=]]
|CC
|CC&C
|Creative Commons & Copyright=[[File:CC&C ICON.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Creative Commons & Copyright]]
|Creative Commons=[[File:Dia-CreativeCommons-1.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Creative Commons & Copyright]]
|Copyright=[[File:Dia-Copyright-1.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Creative Commons & Copyright]]
|MT
|Mahjong Tile=[[File:Mahjong Tile.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Mahjong Tile]]
|SX
|docx
|SummerMelon.docx=[[File:icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=SummerMelon.docx]]
|MF
|Meme Folder=[[File:Memefolderwikipose.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Meme Folder]]
|RL
|Rolly=[[File:Rolly.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Rolly]]
|OP
|Ostap=[[File:Ostap.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Ostap]]
|MS
|Mugshot=[[File:Mugshot.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Mugshot]]
|TJ
|The Joker=[[File:The Joker.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=The Joker]]
|SU
|Sunny=[[File:SunnyHeadTWC2.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Sunny]]
|1R
|123 Referee=[[File:123.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=123 Referee]]
|EC
|ECP
|EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡=[[File:Evilcakepoprender.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡]]
|WC
|Witch's Cauldron=[[File:WC trans.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Witch's Cauldron]]
|IaNJ
|IJ
|In a Nutshell Jr.=[[File:In a Nutshell Jr. icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=In a Nutshell Jr.]]
|CK
|Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!=[[File:Cakepop!!!render.jpg|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
|MG
|Mark Genuine=[[File:GenuineMark.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Mark Genuine]]
|DG
|Dark Genuine=[[File:GenuineDark.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Dark Genuine]]
|LT
|LTT
|Let Tumes Tari=[[File:Let Tumes Tari.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Let Tumes Tari]]
|PD
|Push Dagger=[[File:68 Push Dagger.jpg|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Push Dagger]]
|TDG
|The Divine Goddess={{DivineGoddess|{{{2|50}}}}}
|Muscle Man=[[File:Muscle man voting icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Muscle Man]]
|NE|Nonexisty=[[File:Blank transparent square.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=]]
|JB|JRB|Joseph Robinette Biden=[[File:Joe Biden icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Joseph Robinette Biden]]
|IG|Incognito=[[File:IncognitoPortrait1x.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Incognito]]
|NH|Noah=[[File:NoahIcon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Noah]]
|Evil Noah=[[File:EvilNoahIcon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Evil Noah]]
|Ian=[[File:IanIcon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=Ian]]
|NI|No Icon=[[File:No_icon.png|{{#if:{{{2|}}}|{{{2}}}x{{{2}}}|50x50}}px|link=]]
|#default=[[File:{{{1}}} icon.png|{{{2|50}}}px|link={{{1}}}]]}}</span></includeonly><noinclude>{{#css:
#character-icon-table td:first-child{
text-align: center;
height: 50px;
}
}}<templatestyles src="055.css"/><templatestyles src="Misc.css"/>

Allows for easy access of character icons without having to search for the file name of the icon. The character icons have no consistent naming scheme, so this should make it easier to use them. This template also automatically links icons to the character's character page. For characters without an icon, another image of them is used. I'd reccomend importing <code><nowiki><templatestyles src="misc.css"/></nowiki></code> when using character icons, though it's not required. This template has and alias [[Template:Ci]] so you don't have to type out "Character icon" to use it.

== Parameters ==
<templatedata>
{
"params": {
"1": {
"description": "Character icon code",
"example": "Paper Niko",
"type": "string",
"required": true
},
"2": {
"description": "Icon size in pixels",
"type": "number",
"default": "50"
}
}
}
</templatedata>

== Table of icon codes ==
Some icons have multiple different codes that work; these are separated by commas.

{|class="wikitable" id="character-icon-table"
|-
!Icon
!Icon code
!Note
|-
|{{Character icon|123 Referee}}
|123 Referee,<br>1R
|Not officially an icon
|-
|{{Character icon|9150625}}
|9150625,<br>055, 55
|
|-
|{{Character icon|Ad}}
|Ad,<br>AD
|Not officially an icon
|-
|{{Character icon|Atlanta Souviner Cup}}
|Atlanta Souviner Cup,<br>AS, ASC
|Not officially an icon
|-
|{{Character icon|Bacon Cola}}
|Bacon Cola,<br>BC
|
|-
|{{Character icon|Bean Sprout}}
|Bean Sprout,<br>BS
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Big Boy}}
|Big Boy,<br>BB
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|{{Character icon|Biscuit Tin}}
|Biscuit Tin,<br>BT
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|{{Character icon|Black}}
|Black,<br>BK
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|{{Character icon|Boni}}
|Boni,<br>BO
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|{{Character icon|Bot the mew}}
|Bot the mew,<br>BM, Btm
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Briny}}
|Briny,<br>BN
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Bullseye}}
|Bullseye,<br>BE
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
|Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!,<br>CK
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Candy Stick}}
|Candy Stick,<br>CS
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Cauldron}}
|Cauldron,<br>CD
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Cellphone}}
|Cellphone,<br>CL
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|{{Character icon|Christmas Techo Scarf}}
|Christmas Techo Scarf,<br>CT, CTS
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Copper Pepper}}
|Copper Pepper,<br>CU
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|{{Character icon|Copper Salts}}
|Copper Salts
|Not a season 2 contestant
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|{{Character icon|CrAIyon}}
|CrAIyon,<br>CY
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|{{Character icon|Creative Commons & Copyright}}
|Creative Commons & Copyright,<br>CC, CC&C
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|{{Character icon|Daisy}}
|Daisy,<br>DS
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|{{Character icon|Dexter Cut}}
|Dexter Cut,<br>DC, DX
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Diary}}
|Diary,<br>DR
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|{{Character icon|Diffuser}}
|Diffuser,<br>DF
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|{{Character icon|Dodgeball}}
|Dodgeball,<br>DB
|Not an official image
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|{{Character icon|Dora}}
|Dora,<br>DO
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|{{Character icon|Duplo}}
|Duplo,<br>DP
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|{{Character icon|Emoticon}}
|Emoticon,<br>EM
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|{{Character icon|EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡}}
|EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡,<br>EC, ECP
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Fictional charcter}}
|Fictional charcter,<br>FC
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|{{Character icon|Flag}}
|Flag,<br>FL
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|{{Character icon|Font Mini}}
|Font Mini,<br>FM
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Gamer}}
|Gamer,<br>GM
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|{{Character icon|Go Sign}}
|Go Sign,<br>GS
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|{{Character icon|Head of Lettuce}}
|Head of Lettuce,<br>HL, HoL
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|{{Character icon|Heat Death of the Universe}}
|Heat Death of the Universe,<br>HD, HDoTU
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|{{Character icon|Image}}
|Image,<br>IM
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|{{Character icon|In a Nutshell}}
|In a Nutshell,<br>IN, IaN
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|{{Character icon|In a Nutshell Jr.}}
|In a Nutshell Jr.,<br>IJ, IaNJ
|Not an official icon
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|{{Character icon|Incognito}}
|Incognito,<br>IG
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|{{Character icon|Jurta}}
|Jurta,<br>JR
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|{{Character icon|Joseph Robinette Biden}}
|Joseph Robinette Biden,<br>JB, JRB
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|{{Character icon|Kiny}}
|Kiny,<br>KI
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Kumon}}
|Kumon,<br>KM
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Let Tumes Tari}}
|Let Tumes Tari,<br>LT, LTT
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|LiSt}}
|LiSt,<br>LS
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|{{Character icon|Little Caesars Pizza}}
|Little Caesars Pizza,<br>LC, LCP
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Lost Artifact}}
|Lost Artifact,<br>LA
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|{{Character icon|Mahjong Tile}}
|Mahjong Tile,<br>MT
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Mangrove}}
|Mangrove,<br>MV
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|{{Character icon|Mark Genuine}}
|Mark Genuine,<br>MG
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Dark Genuine}}
|Dark Genuine,<br>DG
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce}}
|McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce,<br>MD, MDSnSS
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|{{Character icon|Meme Folder}}
|Meme Folder,<br>MF
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Miso}}
|Miso,<br>MI
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|{{Character icon|Monitor}}
|Monitor,<br>MO
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Mugshot}}
|Mugshot,<br>MS
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Multiball}}
|Multiball,<br>MB
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Muscle Man}}
|Muscle Man
|You know who else has an icon?
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|{{Character icon|Nerpy Scuba}}
|Nerpy Scuba
|Not a competitor
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|{{Character icon|No Icon}}
|No Icon,<br>NI
|Not used for a specific character
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|{{Character icon|Noah}}
|Noah,<br>NH
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|{{Character icon|Number 1 Pen}}
|Number 1 Pen,<br>N1, N1P
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Nurse Cap}}
|Nurse Cap,<br>NC
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|{{Character icon|Open Sesame}}
|Open Sesame,<br>OS
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|{{Character icon|Ostap}}
|Ostap,<br>OP
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Padlock}}
|Padlock,<br>PC
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|{{Character icon|Paper Niko}}
|Paper Niko,<br>PN
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|{{Character icon|Pentagon}}
|Pentagon,<br>PG
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|{{Character icon|Perry Llelogram}}
|Perry Llelogram,<br>PL
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Playlist}}
|Playlist,<br>PS
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|{{Character icon|Playlist Versus}}
|Playlist Versus
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|{{Character icon|Push Dagger}}
|Push Dagger,<br>PD
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Rolly}}
|Rolly,<br>RL
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Rotob}}
|Rotob,<br>RT
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|{{Character icon|SFD Jigsaw Piece}}
|SFD Jigsaw Piece,<br>SJ, SFD
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|{{Character icon|SFD Jigsaw Piece 2}}
|SFD Jigsaw Piece 2,<br>SJ2, SFD2
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|{{Character icon|Sir Feet}}
|Sir Feet, Scythie<br>SF
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Sketchy}}
|Sketchy,<br>SK
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|{{Character icon|Slime}}
|Slime,<br>SL
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|{{Character icon|Smobo}}
|Smobo,<br>SM
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|{{Character icon|Sock Hater}}
|Sock Hater,<br>SH
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|{{Character icon|SswtUPtyOLI}}
|SswtUPtyOLI,<br>SS, Logo
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Staffa Island}}
|Staffa Island,<br>SI
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Strawberry}}
|Strawberry,<br>SB
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|{{Character icon|Sunny}}
|Sunny,<br>SU
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|{{Character icon|T Series Car 5134}}
|T Series Car 5134,<br>T5, TSC
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Tahmahtoh}}
|Tahmahtoh,<br>TH
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|{{Character icon|Teenage Trouble Claws}}
|Teenage Trouble Claws,<br>TT, TTC
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|{{Character icon|Terra}}
|Terra,<br>TA
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|{{Character icon|THE BIG CHEESE}}
|THE BIG CHEESE,<br>TG, TBC
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|{{Character icon|The Computer}}
|The Computer,<br>TC
|Not officially an icon (thanks [[User:BobTheTacocat]])
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|{{Character icon|The Divine Goddess}}
|The Divine Goddess,<br>TDG
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|{{Character icon|The Eater of Wikis}}
|The Eater of Wikis,<br>TE, TEoW
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|{{Character icon|The Joker}}
|The Joker,<br>TJ
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|The Wiki Machine}}
|The Wiki Machine,<br>TM, TWM
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|{{Character icon|TheLegend27}}
|TheLegend27,<br>TL, TL27
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Toasty}}
|Toasty,<br>TS, Me
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Tombstone}}
|Tombstone,<br>TO
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|{{Character icon|Toy Blocks}}
|Toy Blocks,<br>TB
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|{{Character icon|Toy Blocks object}}
|Toy Blocks object,<br>TBO
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|{{Character icon|Traffic Regulator}}
|Traffic Regulator,<br>TR
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|{{Character icon|Tuna}}
|Tuna,<br>TU
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Twimble}}
|Twimble,<br>TW
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|U.U.F.O.}}
|U.U.F.O.,<br>UF, UUFO
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2}}
|Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2,<br>VN, VoTWC2
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|What}}
|What,<br>WH
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|{{Character icon|Witch's Cauldron}}
|Witch's Cauldron,<br>WC
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Wrecking Ball}}
|Wrecking Ball,<br>WB
|Not officially an icon
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist}}
|Zeitgeist,<br>ZEITGEIST, ZG
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist SCP}}
|Zeitgeist SCP,<br>Zeitgeist Thaumiel, ZT, ZS
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist Fandom}}
|Zeitgeist Fandom,<br>Zeitgeist Football, ZF
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist Wikipedia}}
|Zeitgeist Wikipedia,<br>ZW
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist File}}
|Zeitgeist File,<br>ZL
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist Kevin}}
|Zeitgeist Kevin,<br>ZK
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|{{Character icon|Zeitgeist Random}}
|Zeitgeist Random
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|}

== See also ==
* [[Template:Team icon]]
* [[Character icons]][[Category:Image templates]][[Category:Portal of Resources]]
</noinclude>

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User talk:Pseudosphere

2024-03-28T22:04:58Z

Misch13vous:

Hey there! Just saw your pages and want to say they're fantastic. I especially like the FSM generator script; I put myself through a lot of manual hell with [[Stop Talking or Everybody Explodes]] and [[Girl Host]] and through doing such, came to the conclusion that it'd be pretty easy to make a point-and-click adventure a la Flash games using mw-collapsibles as a sort of game engine. I assume [[User:Pseudosphere/mwcollapse.py]] is open source, but I just wanted to check if you'd be okay with me potentially using it in the future for metaprogramming. Thanks for your time! [[User:Misch13vous|Misch13vous]] ([[User talk:Misch13vous|talk]]) 18:28, 28 March 2024 (UTC)
: [[User:Pseudosphere#Licensing|I've added explicit licensing to my scripts]]. --⁠[[User:Pseudosphere|<span style="background-color:#303030;color:#0094FF;font-family:"Nimbus Mono PS","Courier New",monospace;font-weight:bold;outline:1px solid;">Pseudosphere</span>]] ([[User talk:Pseudosphere|talk]]) 21:06, 28 March 2024 (UTC)
:: Got it, thank you! [[User:Misch13vous|Misch13vous]] ([[User talk:Misch13vous|talk]]) 22:04, 28 March 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Pseudosphere

2024-03-28T18:28:57Z

Misch13vous: Created page with "Hey there! Just saw your pages and want to say they're fantastic. I especially like the FSM generator script; I put myself through a lot of manual hell with Stop Talking or..."

You're not going to like this.

2024-02-07T01:55:01Z

Misch13vous:

<noinclude>{{DISPLAYTITLE:Zugemu Zr.}} [[Category:Mascot (official)]] [[Category:Tokens]] [[Category:Any pronouns]] [[Category:Seals]] [[Category:Cute]] [[Category:Peace and Love on Planet Earth]] [[Category:Lalala]][[Category:Miracles]][[Category:Lucky!]][[Category:Gifts]] [[Category:Public servants]] [[Category:Historical figures]] [[Category:Folklore]] [[Category:Technology]] [[Category:Rocks]] [[Category:Zuniors]] [[Category:Zugemu]] [[Category:Silly]]
{{Distinguish|Jugemu Jr.|Token:Zuzu|Ugemu r.}}{{Infobox
| headerstyle = animation: bshadow 8s ease infinite; border-radius:1em;
| abovestyle = animation: bshadow 8s ease infinite; border-radius:1em;
| above = Zugemu Zr.
| subheader = ''Official (official) mascot of [[The Wiki Camp 2]]<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[:Category:Official pages|official]]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup>''
| caption1 = Zugemu Zr., [[Happy|jolly]] as ever
| image = <div id="slideset">[[File:9 who is this.jpg|250px]][[File:7 who is this.jpg|250px]][[File:1 who is this.jpg|250px]][[File:4 who is this.jpg|250px]]</div>
| header1 = Conservation status
| data2 = [[File:CStatus flippant.gif|center|frameless|220px|link=]] Tends to change <small>([[:Category:Official pages|official]])</small><ref>[[:File:Schrodinger's Zuzu.png]]</ref>
| header3 = Statistics
| label4 = [[Birthday]] | data4 = January 24<sup>th</sup>
| label5 = Appeal | data5 = Mascot
| label6 = Disposition | data6 = Inviting
| label7 = Origin | data7 = Read the article to<br>find out 🤫
| label8 = Quality | data8 = Appears to be soft-bodied
| label9 = Other aliases | data9 = {{Hlist|[[Laes N. Mad]]|[[Miitomi]]|[[The Wiki Camp 2:Road to Gehenna]]|[[Snacksuke]]|[[This thing]]|[[Tuesday (character)]]|[[Us Mascots 9:]]}}
| label10 = Exchange rate in [[Share]]s | data10 = N/A<sup>[''[[Total seal appreciation|a precious life transcends monetary value...!]]'']</sup>
| label11 = <div style="animation: tshadow 8s ease infinite;">Zugemetrics</div> | data11 = {{RNG}}
| header12 = Miscellaneous
| label13 = Related species | data13 = * [[Golden pea]]
* [[Cupid]]
* [[Zugemu Zenior]], predecessor
}}{{Relatable suite}} {{Quote|Zuuu!|Zugemu Zr.|you little rascal!|float=center}}
'''Zugemu "Zuzu" Zr.''' (full name: '''Zyugemu Zyugemu Gokou-no-Surikire Kaizyarisuigyo no Suigyoumatu Unraimatu Fuuraimatu Kuuneru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakouzi no Burakouzi Paipopaipo Paipo no Syuuringan Syuuringan no Guurindai Guurindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Tyoukyuumei no Tyousuke Zunior'''<ref>{{discord link|https://discord.com/channels/1011458414892814428/1011461494229172314/1098289747413184673}}</ref>) is the official mascot of The Wiki Camp 2 [[(official)]]. Zuzu is a [[little sail]] who was [[born]] from a [[Stony Pumpkin]]. This little sail has so much to tell you!
<div id="greetings">[[File:This precious life of mine.png|link=]]</div>

== Biology ==
Zugemu Zr. is a whimsical little sael{{official}} who loves to frolic and play. He measures 3 [[thingamajig]]s long and weighs {{Tooltip|less than a [[pea]], but more than a [[golden pea]]|In metric units, this is equivalent to 2½ Zuzüglitchens.}}. It has a grey coat with splotches of dark brown fur all over, comparable to [[gravel]] or perhaps a nurphoingy. Despite its coarse appearance, Zuzu's fur is actually quite soft. It's said that even a single strand can bring about [[miracle]]s. Zuzu molts in the late [[summer]], during which [[geek]]s and [[gamer]]s alike gather in droves to collect this highly-sought after material.
[[File:Bouncy the Mascot.gif|100px|thumb|left|[[Names of more iconic duos|Squash and stretch]]]] Zuzu's squishy body is capable of hardening as a defense mechanism. He can also curl up into a perfectly spherical ball, allowing it to traverse and strike enemies with [[ease]]! This is known as '''Zuzuball tactics'''.
Zuzu often spends his time squinching about in the water, but can adapt to any environment if need be. He has a reputation for bringing [[joy]] and [[happiness]] to those around him. However, he can be quite mischievous when the opportunity presents itself, that slippery little thang. His chicanery has earned him the affectionate title as the King of Tricks.
<blockquote><poem>
''[[Nobody]] knows''
''Where Zuzu goes.''
''La, lala...''<sup>[''[[😭😭😭]]'']</sup>
</poem></blockquote>
Zuzu is reborn once every [[salmon|five years]], on a rocky shore away from the [[public eye]].<sup>[''[[Secret|🤫]]'']</sup>
<div style="position:absolute;filter:opacity(0.1);transform: scale(2);pointer-events: none;left:40%;z-index: -1;animation:ascendlovely 30s forwards; text-align:center;">{{Wibble wobble|[[File:4 who is this transparent.png|300px]]}}
<span style="font-family: 'Linux Libertine','Georgia','Times',serif; font-size:2em;">''I'm Wiki Camp 2 the sail!''</span></div>
=== Mandate (official) ===
If this page wins 1st place in the challenge, [[Token:Zugemu Zr.]] and [[Zugemu Zr.]] will be canonized as [[:Category:Mascot (official)]] as the official mascot{{official}} of [[The Wiki Camp 2]]. {{official}}
=== As a token ===
Many know that Zugemu Zr. is a little sail. This is a fundamental truth of the universe<sup>[''[[tautology]]''{{official}}]</sup>...But, [[did you know]] that Zugemu Zr. is also a token (official)?<sup>[''[[nah]]'']</sup> Yes, yes—it's [[true!]]{{official}} A few new abilities arise from this...


When played, Zuzu gives the user a [[share]] out of sheer generosity, conjured out of thin sh-air. However, an odd '''thing''' is likely to sneak in with the share. Things are:
[[File:Beatl.jpg|thumb|120px|The things in question:|link=The Beatles]]
* '''Zuzemi Pyramidian''': The ''Zuzemi Pyramidian'' is born out of a whirling sand gyre from an ancient pharaoh's [[tombstone|tomb]]. It may latch onto a misfortunate competitor and burden them with awful [[quicksand]]. This causes the competitor's challenge entries to be graded last, as well as causing all of their other in-game actions to be treated with the lowest priority, or resolved in the most inconvenient order. Its [[dry|arid]] grip only worsens the more the target struggles.
* '''Zuzuphone''': The ''Zuzuphone'' jams all communication lines with pointless drivel. This may cause strange stipulations to be enforced during challenges, or redirects targets of token plays. However, it is important to note that the Zuzuphone wants nothing more than to have a lovely chat, so please do not be [[mean]] to it!
* '''The Zu-Field''': The ''Zu-Field'', or Z-field, is a potential extraneous field that can exert forces and store energy. It is distorted by heavy [[Bank]] accounts and lossy image file formats. Sudden changes in these values may cause chaotic shifts elsewhere, since according to [[Poe's Law|Poe's 3rd Law]], all zuzuphonics must be conserved within a closed system.
* '''Gachazuzacha''': ''Gachazuzacha'' is an ancient trickster deity of chance. Where it ever does flit, it maximizes odds to the extreme. Even the slightest percentage point of possibility gets dialed up to [[100]]. It can be warded off with delicious puree.
These are not friends of Zuzu, but they appear to embody a similar magnetism. Zuzu does not like being around them and will often hide away in cubbies or nooks if they get too close. This is Zugemu's '''Zcared Ztate'''. When Zugie is scared like this, it just needs some time to [[calm down]] and be out when it is [[ready]]...

During the economic period, Zuzu will sometimes get up to [[hijink]]s and [[shenanigan]]s including but not limited to playing, having fun, and eating a [[delicious tasty treat]].<sup>[''[[yummy]]'']</sup> Zuzu also moves to a random bank account at the end of the economic period. [[The Divine Goddess]] must record these activities as She would with trade actions and token plays. She must also provide a status update on Zuzu's mood during the challenge analysis.

==== Miscellaneous info ====
* There will always be at least 1 Zugemu Zr. in circulation unless Zugemu Zr. is [[:Category:Deceased (official)|deceased (official)]], in which case there will be 0.
** If there are 0 Zugemu Zr.s in circulation and Zugemu Zr. is not deceased (official), a Zugemu Zr. will be given out as a reward{{official}} either during voting or analysis.
* Zugemu Zr. cannot [[Death|die]].{{official}}
==== Future info ====
In the [[Future]], Zuzu can be [[zownload]]ed onto your computer, but not now. Zuzu is presently [[:Category:Fungible|fungible]].

== History ==
<div id="contentSub" class="minerva__subtitle">From [[User:LovelyFablez.com|LovelyFablez.com]], the oasis of legend</div>
=== Tales ===
It, it is said, is said that the [[Turth|truth]] [[:Category:Lies|lies]]<sup>[''[[Wow|deep...]]'']</sup> (somewhere in the middle (or in the beginning.... read the first word of this sentence!{{official}})).{{dubious}} We hope you [[consider]] these Zugemian tales and draw your own [[The End|conclusion]]s.<sup>[''[[Token:Zugemu Zr.#History|Hark! Hear our stories three, of Zuzu the free!]]'']</sup>
==== The [[Stony Pumpkin]]====
[[File:Ashworks.png|thumb|160px|<div style="position:relative;"><div style="position:absolute; bottom:20px; left:-40px; filter:drop-shadow(0 0 4px black);">[[File:DiaStony Pumpkin.png|170px|frameless]]</div>The false [[Tetrapod|wave breaker]]</div>]]Call me [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|Ishmael]]. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no [[money]] in my [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2/Inventory|purse]], and nothing particular to [[interest]] me on [[The Beach|shore]], I thought I would sail about a little and see the [[Ocean|watery part of the world]], whence I was beckoned by a most peculiar sight: a brilliant stone, guarded by a [[Queen Elizabeth II|mother]]<nowiki/>ing [[Seal on the Rocks|seal on the rock]]s.

The animal immediately became defensive of its [[treasure]], threatening me with growls and charges. I deftly dealt with the beast with a simple [[Death|blow to the head]] and made off with its prize. Aboard my vessel I closely examined the OddRock, upon when I was struck by an unsettling realization: it resembled a pumpkin. I uttered my curses at it and deposited the petrified [[:Category:Gourds|gourd]] overboard—where it settled at the [[Atlantis|bottom of the sea]], never to be seen again.{{wrong}}
[[File:Miraculous birth.png|thumb|left|160px|''Zuzu was born from a pearly egg inside the [[Stony Pumpkin]]. True story!'']] Before long, the stone was but a memory ... I took to the sea once again. It is a way I have of [having fun]. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; ... and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from [killing everyone in the building]—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. But I found no solace here, for my vessel had run afoul of the current and smashed into a weeping mass of oceanic debris. What I found instead, concealed by a tangle of algae, was none other than the stone.

Its eroded face—or, rather, what remained of it—slid clean off, revealing the treasure that lie within: a pearl, encased in a peachy flesh. But it was ''not'' a pearl, no—it was an egg, and no sooner did it hatch into a kindly sail,{{official}} its eyes utterly devoid of bereavement. ''Why''? ''Don't you hate me''? ''Don't I deserve your resentment''? The relenting sail did not answer. With a squinch and a flop, it squeaked its first words:

{{Quote|Zuuu...Zuuuuu}}

And it swam away, never to be seen again.{{wrong}}
{{clear}}
==== The [[nahh|Extraordinary Redberries]]====
[[File:Redberries.png|thumb|160px|"nyehhh"]]
No mascot is complete without an accompanying, tantalizing source of delicious inspiration! One such story tells of the mythic '''redberries''', whose vibrant [[crimson]] appearance makes them a no-brainer for such appetizing aesops.

In ancient folklore ({{Tooltip|c.|calendar year}} 1700), the sail (of which Zugemu is but just one, no?) was said to be the protector of the delicious redberries. Redberries, it is said, were once greatly [[Okin moreberries|abundant]], decorating open prairies and dense jungles on every continent and [[Pearberry Island|island]]. However, once [[man]] discovered fire and [[color theory]], he associated the burning [[Template:Brightness|brightness]] of the redberries with the tantalizing [[:File:Sting.jpeg|sting]] of the [[User:QWillow|wicked]] [[Fire|flame]]. So man did gather almost every redberries, squeezing them into tiny embers and discarding the nutritious [[pulp]]. Redberries disappeared from the view of the open sky and, eventually, from the [[Wikipedia|public knowledge]]...

However, it is written that on the [[Briny Shore]], inside a secret damp cave, the last of the redberries remain, guarded by a precious ''Zuzu''.

===== TheZugemuSkeptic999's response to ''Extraordinary Redberries'' =====
<blockquote>It seems quite odd to me that any sail, let alone Zugemu Zr., would have a special connection to this, what did you call it... ''redberries''? Truly, it seems absurd! I will go as far as to say that redberries never existed in the first place. If these so-called redberries did, in fact, exist, then where are they? It just seems [[Template:Clear|awfully convenient]] that they've retreated into a single briny shore's secluded cove. If anyone has even an [[iota]] of proof that this cave exists, I will personally donate 99999 [[shares]] to LovelyFablez.com, spare no expense to find this alleged redberry patch, and see the last Zugemian Sail with my own eyes!<blockquote>— ''The last known writings of TheZugemuSkeptic999, declared missing in 2004''</blockquote></blockquote>

==== The [[The Amazing Digital Circus|Uckinzudoga]]====
[[File:The Uckinzudoga.webp|thumb|left|160px|I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have access to external images or real-time information related to the Uckinzudoga. However, if you have any specific questions or need information, I'll do my best to help based on what I know.|link=Special:FilePath/The_Uckinzudoga.webp]]<nowiki><nowiki></nowiki></nowiki>{{Cleanup|reason=This section appears to be broken.}}
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=== Tokenization ===
However it happened, someone caught a photograph of the darned thing, allowing it to enter the popular culture [[Treasure|zeitgeist]]. These photos were circulated over chat messenger programs, image boards, [[NerpaPunch|forums]], e-mail, and locally distributed flyers. This "New Age of Fables", as the historian [[Ian Histor]] explains in ''[[Stones in Fruit Art Book (2009)]]'', spread knowledge of the Zuzu exponentially. Many online communities adopted the Zuzu as their mascot, identifying with different aspects of the creature; its origins, its appearance, and its new-age relevancy. ''TIME-Burger'' magazine named the Zugemu Sail as its "Phenomenon of the New [[Millennial|Millennium]] to Look Out For" in [[1999]]. This [[Meteor|meteoric]] rise in notability was followed quickly by a "New Dark Age of Fables", wherein basically no one GAF about the Zu. Most online encyclopedias deemed it not notable enough, relegating it to the realm of player-elimination centric encyclopedias to pick up the slack. Here, the Zugemu Zr. found new life as a token.<ref>Tokens are a gameplay mechanic that occur in the form of collectable items that may be used at certain points to effect unique consequences.</ref>

== Games ==
Zugemu Zr. is the [[host]] to many fun, and FREE, games! You can play them right here, right now!
=== [[Strawberry|Strawberries]] ===
=== [[Uckinzuzu]] ===
=== [[Pearberry]] ===
Can you lead Zuzu to the Pearberry?

[[File:Zuzumaze.png|500px]]

Answer:
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How do ''you'' dress up your Zuzu? Post in the [[Token talk:Zugemu Zr.|talk page]]! (Don't forget to turn on display mode to capture your finished vignette!)

== Mascot ==
Now that you know everything, it is self-evident{{Duh}} that the wiki Zuzu represents everything that [[The Wiki Camp 2|''Wiki Camp 2, The'']] stands for. From its dubious origins involving an [[anchor]], to its free-access nature and web-hosting schemata. Thankfully, much cartoon stock art exists of the Zugemu Zr., allowing for the Camp to simply steal one of these designs and recolor it to match the wiki's [[Official team icons|team colors]].
=== Misuse ===
Before using Zugemu Zr.'s likeness in your work, you should be sure to follow these branding guidelines:
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File:1 who is this.jpg|DON'T add drop shadows.
File:2 who is this.jpg|DON'T add special effects.
File:3 who is this.jpg|DON'T add gradients.
File:4 who is this.jpg|DON'T add unapproved patterns.
File:5 who is this.jpg|DON'T personify.
File:6 who is this.jpg|DON'T skew, rotate, or stretch.
File:7 who is this.jpg|DON'T change orientation.
File:8 who is this.jpg|DON'T add elements.
File:9 who is this.jpg|DON'T add anatomy.
File:9 who is this.jpg|DON'T multiply.
File:9 who is this.jpg|DON'T stack multiple Zuzus.
File:9 who is this.jpg|DON'T use metaphorically to suggest a sail. It's not a sail; it's a symbol (official) of [[The Wiki Camp 2]]. [[Bitch]]
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=== Counterplay ===
Thankfully, Zugemu Zr. is slated to enter the [[public domain]] on January 1, 2025, allowing anyone to use his likeness in a non-transformative manner.
== Reception ==
It's so cute!! Aww...

=== [[The Divine Goddess]]'s response (official) ===
Who is this?
: we just told you 🤦‍♂️
=== Zuzuberry ===
Zuzuberries is [[Queen Elizabeth II|not real]]. 😭💔{{dubious}}

=== My response ===
They need to make a shimeji of this guy.

== ''Galleria'' ==
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| text = <div style="color:black;"> <big>'''Cha-ching!'''</big><div class="hide-when-compact">'''Our appraisers have valued each of these ultra-rare photos at $1,000,000,000!{{official}}''' If you are interested in purchasing one, please inquire during the [[economic period]].</div>
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Credit to the [[Iunno|original artist]] 💖
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=== Variants ===
''Every [[The Wordle Movie|masterpiece]] has its [[Citizen Kane|cheap copy]]...<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[History|''adage'']]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup> Can you collect every '''Zuzae'''?''

Zugemu's variants can be obtained from the [[Gacha]].{{official}}
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WET FORME.png|'''WET FORME'''<br>''COMMON''<br>⭐
METAL FORME.png|'''METAL FORME'''<br>''UNCOMMON''<br>⭐⭐
MIRROR FORME.png|'''MIRROR FORME'''<br>''UNCOMMON''<br>⭐⭐
RETRO FORME.png|'''RETRO FORME'''<br>''RARE''<br>⭐⭐⭐
SHADOW FORME.png|'''SHADOW FORME'''<br>''LEGENDARY''<br>⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Miitomi Yr..png|'''GIRL FORME'''<br>''LEGENDARY''<br>⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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== References ==
<div style="position:absolute;text-align: center;top:-158px;color:#ffffffA0;font-size: 532%;z-index: -1;font-family:neuton;white-space: nowrap;">''Welcome to Zuzu...''</div>
<div style="position:absolute;text-align: right;top:100%;left:50%;color:#ffffffA0;font-size: 532%;z-index: -1;font-family:neuton;white-space: nowrap;pointer-events: none;">''Ah... see you again...''</div> [[Category:🥹]]
</noinclude>

== I got permission from chubs to do that ==
And I'm going to just use this as a soapbox and talk about whatever. Probably not that much since I work a full office job now, and I've been thinking a lot about the value of time and what I both need to and want to do, and it should come as no real surprise that I don't really prioritize WC2. More thoughts to come tomorrow, possibly, but probably not. I'm a busy guy.

I don't know. Wiki Camp 2 was pretty fun in my final year of university, but it's been a total drag in many other aspects, and I'm not too enthused on playing the long game with it. Call it growing disinterested, call it growing up, call it whatever you will, but it might just not be for me anymore. I'll have to think on this more in the coming days. If it weren't only a few minutes to the deadline, I'd elaborate, but alack and alas, I work a full-time job now and I don't have the luxury of absolutely squandering my time as an undergraduate. I think this is alright, though.

You're not going to like this.

2024-02-06T06:54:02Z

Misch13vous: You're not going to like this.

Challenge 8: Who is this?

2024-01-18T23:22:43Z

Misch13vous:

Remember, everyone! I'm not gunna be merciful anymore!!!

==Board meeting==
It feels like you shouldn't even bother voting at this point if you're not [[Paper Niko]].

===Agenda===

#How many shares should be introduced into the market? '''1''', '''10''', or '''100'''?
#Recalculate the exchange rates?{{Yn}}
#How many teams should win immunity this challenge? '''1''', '''3''', '''5''', or '''7'''?
#How many weeks long should the deadline be about? '''1''', '''2''', or '''3'''?
#How should [[Joseph Robinette Biden]]'s reserve be rationalized? Based on the president's '''net worth''', based on the country's '''reserve''', or based on the country's '''GDP'''?
#Should the tokens be redesigned to match the nikoins?{{yn}}
#Should Copper Pepper be moved to Damn seal so xe can be warm?{{yn}}
#Should a random member of The Mario Party be given a Nuclear Bomb Token?{{yn}}
#Should the person with the most tokens overall have one of their tokens played, targeted on themselves if applicable?{{yn}}
#What color should [[Gamer]] be repainted to? '''Red''', '''Orange''', '''Yellow''' or '''Blue'''?
#How many shares should Paper Niko give to each of Damn seal's members and The Divine Goddess? '''4''' shares, '''5''' shares, or '''6''' shares?
#Initiate a rain storm, giving 10 random still in competitors 1 [[Teardrop]] each?{{yn}}
#Should we artificially inflate the value of the raw materials used to create tokens by 10000%?{{yn}}
#Revert the logo to normal?{{yn}}
#Should [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]] be given a soda?{{yn}}
#Should [[Sock Hater]] be given a shovel?{{yn}}
#Should the team [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] be renamed to [[Host but Awesome]]?{{yn}}
#Should a randomly selected contestant who voted no or abstained on this board decision be eliminated?{{yn}}
#Should [[Dark Genuine]] be able to move to any team he wants, once per challenge, during the Board Decisions phase?{{yn}}

=== How to vote ===
Just go to the talk page and vote and sign it with your signature which is four tildes. Make sure it's in the section.

'''You only have to vote on one agenda.''' The deadline to vote is Monday at 9pm eastern.

Here are the votes:
{| class="wikitable"
|{{#lsth:Talk:Challenge 8: Who is this?|Board meeting}}
|}

1.1 2.no 3.1 4.1 5.networth 6.no 7.yes 8.no 9.yes 10.blue 11.6 12.no 13.no 14.yes 15.yes 16.no 17.yes 18.yes 19.no [[User:Mayong|Mayong]] ([[User talk:Mayong|talk]]) 23:03, 18 January 2024 (UTC)

== Cahallenge==

The Divine Goddess:
your challeneg is to be anyone but qwillow

i dont fucking got this [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 23:05, 18 January 2024 (UTC)
[[Category: Challenges (official)]]

Category:55

2024-01-18T23:15:47Z

Misch13vous: Replaced content with "This is a legacy page. Category:Competitor categories"

This is a legacy page.
[[Category:Competitor categories]]

User:Misch13vous

2024-01-18T23:14:22Z

Misch13vous:

I love the Wiki Camp, and the Wiki Camp 2 too

Hi there! I'm Athina. Satsuki is my real name though and I have been more often referred to as that in these circles, though if you flip a coin and choose one of these at random I will literally not complain.

I consider myself to be some flavor of 🏳️‍⚧️ transgender 🏳️‍⚧️ and 🟡⚪non-binary🟣⚫, just sort of depends on the day. As such, feel free to refer to me with any set of pronouns. Make it random as possible, we love chaos around these parts.

Sign my Guestbook on my Discussion page if you haven't, I'm trying to collect as many signatures as I can. I will then cook them into a fricassee for good eats.

The story I wanted to tell here is already over. There will no longer be an avatar to represent me, merely the absence of a presence. Thank you to everyone who read what I wrote or collaborated with me along the way.

9150625/Journal

2024-01-18T23:12:38Z

Misch13vous: Blanked the page

9150625

2024-01-18T23:12:18Z

Misch13vous: Replaced content with "<noinclude>Category:Competitors (official)Category:Still in (official)</noinclude>"

<noinclude>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]]</noinclude>

Talk:Open Sesame/belongs on Damn seal according to Open Sesame

2023-12-04T01:44:22Z

Misch13vous: ███ ███ ██████ ███ ████ ██ ████?

<noinclude>
[[Category:Discussions (official)]]
{{return|Talk:Open Sesame/declaration}}
</noinclude>
{{aye|Open Sesame}}
i've said what i have to say
{{aye|Paper Niko}}
[[Damn seal]] lost a [[Bean Sprout|plant-based competitor]] recently, so we've been desperate for another. Our current roster could also use some more {{Coloredlink|green|green}}.
* Simply put, Open Sesame's presence here would [[Murder|kill]] two [[bird]]s with one [[squinchent|stone]]!
* Simply put, Open Sesame's presence here would kill one <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 10px red; color:red !important;">'''{{Coloredlink|red|In a Nutshell|stone in fruit}}'''</span> with one stone!</span>
<big><span style="color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);">[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]</span></big> 05:37, 2 December 2023 (UTC)
{{Aye|In a Nutshell}}
{| class="wikitable declare"
!{{maybe|BUT IT BEARS CONSIDERATION (HESITANCY)...}}
!#truthbomb
|}
Open Sesame was the original Damn turncoat... I appreciate this apparent change of heart, but I don't know if [[I am not crazy!|people can change]]...
{{aye|Push Dagger}}
sure lol - [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 13:22, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Noah}}
i personally dont get why you would want to go back to the realm of sinners..its not like they let people out of there on the regular you know
you should relish the freedom youve received from your escape and FORGET about those objectoids burning down there

they got what they deserved

{{aye|Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2}}
Can anyone verify this guy was on Damn Seal before? I don't even remember them. [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]] ([[User:Huck|Huck]]) 08:48, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Emoticon}}
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{{IRC message|06:06:06|carpenterbenne||color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:06:10| |( so )> :P}}
{{IRC message|06:06:15|carpenterbenne|so|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:06:10| |( you're heading back to damn seal )> ?:/}}
{{IRC message|06:06:15|carpenterbenne|yeah|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:06:23|carpenterbenne|ive felt really guilty for a while about leaving everyone else there|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:06:30| |<nowiki>:</nowiki>U <( no yeah i read your declaration )}}
{{IRC message|06:06:39|carpenterbenne|oh|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:06:40| |<nowiki>:</nowiki>T <( just )}}
{{IRC message|06:06:44| |( i dunno, i know we didn't talk much )> LL}}
{{IRC message|06:06:53|carpenterbenne|you forgot i existed once i think|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:06:55| |( but when my teammate leaves to go on a big sacrificial quest it feels like i should say *something* )> ^^;}}
{{IRC message|06:07:03|carpenterbenne|do you think i shouldnt|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:07:05| |( idk )> lol}}
{{IRC message|06:07:12| |UoU <( it seems scary and dangerous but who am i to stop you )}}
{{IRC message|06:07:19| |/:J <( i guess, what i'm saying is, we're gonna miss you )}}
{{IRC message|06:07:30|carpenterbenne|oh|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:07:32|carpenterbenne|really|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:07:40| |( i think the others had a lot of fun playing games with you, and i had fun watching yall )> ^^}}
{{IRC message|06:07:43| |( you know? )> :>}}
{{IRC message|06:08:07|carpenterbenne|yeah it was fun|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:08:35|carpenterbenne|ill miss you guys too. going from that place to being around normal people was really nice|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:08:44|carpenterbenne|thats a big part of why im doing this now|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:08:49|carpenterbenne|thanks for everything|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:08:53| |UuU <( i didn't do much )}}
{{IRC message|06:08:55| |( but um )> ..}}
{{IRC message|06:08:59| |( thanks for talking right now, i wanted to get that out there )> ^u^}}
{{IRC message|06:09:09| |( and also, stay safe, and hope you rescue everyone, and all that )> :P}}
{{IRC message|06:09:19|carpenterbenne|ill take that advice|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:09:26|carpenterbenne|hope i see you later|color=#4DAF64}}
{{IRC message|06:09:29| |( see youuuu )> :D}}
{{IRC message|06:11:40|SYSTEM|carpenterbenne left the chat.}}
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Talk:Noah/belongs on Epic Evil according to Noah

2023-12-04T01:39:32Z

Misch13vous: ███ ███ ██████ ███ ████ ██ ████?

<noinclude>
[[Category:Discussions (official)]]
{{Return|Talk:Noah/declaration}}
</noinclude>
{{aye|Big Boy}}
i'll give noah a chance - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 14:10, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{Nay|Sock Hater}}

Well I ''was'' gonna agree with you, but then you just had to go and say The Ultimate Heist Crew sucks...way to lose all your supporters noah.......Besides...I heard you wear socks 😒.... [[User:Tygreenie|Tygreenie]] ([[User talk:Tygreenie|talk]]) 14:11, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{Aye|Noah}}
being on ultimate heist crew (or any other team since theyre all evil) literally goes against my whole JIVE dude. plus you guys are dysfunctional as heck. ion wanna be apart of that -[[User:N|Noah]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 14:13, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{Nay|Sock Hater}}

i didn't say you should move to The Ultimate Heist Crew specifcally. we dont want you either bro. but...maybe a week or more in DAMN SEAL should change the way you talk about other teams!!! [[User:Tygreenie|Tygreenie]] ([[User talk:Tygreenie|talk]]) 14:15, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{Aye|Noah}}
NO that place is literally HELL and im a DO GOODER. i could totally have that place sorted out and cleaned up for the better but i wouldnt do that because then i would probably need to interact with the freaks that live there.. STILL NO!!-[[User:N|Noah]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 14:18, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Big Boy}}
are you ''really'' a do gooder?

{{aye|Noah}}
are you questioning my authority -[[User:N|Noah]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 15:08, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
noah!!! epic evil is EVIL!!!!!!! you will DIE if you stay here!!! but since i was EVIL before being epic i'm gonna let you stay there. mwahahahaha!!!!!!! -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 16:05, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Noah}}
alright im gonna be completely serious here the only reason im staying on this team is because i think you guys are kind of pathetic when it comes to doing anything thats actually outright malicious

im basically only here because you guys are the least evil team not because your particularly the most good

im sorry

{{aye|Head of Lettuce}}
We're only villains because that's how society makes us :jokermode:

{{aye|Noah}}
the most villainous thing youve ever done is run for president dude dont give me that

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
that's so evil of you to talk to the president like that. clearly you're on the right team -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 16:48, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Duplo}}
you cant say that acronym sucks :(

{{aye|Noah}}
why are you saying nay how does me (rightfully) insulting your team make you think i should be moved from mine

{{nay|Open Sesame}}
youre spreading negative aura i think you need a taste of your own medicine. apologize to those you've insulted and maybe [[Open Sesame|i'll]] change my vote.

{{nay|Paper Niko}}
{{Opponent|What}}. did. you. just. say.
[[File:Wolf-angry.gif|200px]]
Take that back...NOW.

{{aye|Noah}}

why are all of you attempting to obstruct justice..i was only telling the truth..

as usual your [[Objects|people]] do not learn..why does this world hate heroes so much..

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
name one heroic thing you did. quickly - [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 13:26, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Noah}}

i almost killed all the premium users that one time does that count

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
Death! That's so evil! You're clearly on the right team. - [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 13:33, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Noah}}
{{Fontsize|500|'''STOP AGREEING WITH ME IN THE WRONG WAY!!'''}}

{{Nay|Strawberry}}
i dont like big words

{{Nay|Paper Niko}}
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Aaaand now he's [[Double Cherry|doubling down]]. [[YIIK|Yike]]s. you hate to see it. why are we giving this guy a [[platform]] again?<br>On behalf of the {{Opponent|Paper Niko}} fandom, I believe we are owed an [[Sorry|apology]] and a nurpoing.

{{aye|Noah}}
[[File:YouSTINKinternetuserchubsworld.png]]

{{Nay|Duplo}}
i agree

{{nay|Jurta}}
epic evil, more like '''Common Kind!''' lalala... <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 15:20, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

{{Aye|Noah}}
alright i promise NOT to say no to all the decisions that you guys want

and also i am very sorry and ask for forgiveness please change your votes please

{{nay|Copper Pepper}}
I think Noah should be expelled to [[(Not currently on a team)]] — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 19:23, 3 December 2023 (UTC)
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Talk:In a Nutshell/belongs on Nutshell (Team) according to Copper Pepper

2023-12-04T01:36:44Z

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{{nay|In a Nutshell}}This makes no sense. You're completely wrong. This is incorrect. In a Nutshell has been around since Day 1. Nutshell (Team) is an all-around unknown name. You want to talk about brand? This would be brand poison. [[Damn seal]] better.

{{aye|Big Boy}}imagine the possibilities... - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 04:50, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Terra}} [[We]] think [[In]] a Nutshell should be [[in]] the [[Nutshell]]! | [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 04:47, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|Sock Hater}}
If In A Nutshell doesn't want it...hm.....I don't think it should be SO! Besides, ignoring the most obvious pairing is funny. [[User:Tygreenie|Tygreenie]] ([[User talk:Tygreenie|talk]]) 04:53, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Gamer}}
sure, why not? | [[User:Christianosc|Christianosc]] ([[User talk:Christianosc|talk]]) 05:04, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:Here's why not. See:[[Talk:In a Nutshell/belongs on Damn seal according to In a Nutshell]]
{{aye|Big Boy}}
what do all the aye's have to do with your nay? - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 05:08, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:How about you stay on your own tracks you lumbering locomotive before you get derailed.
{{aye|Big Boy}}
no one can derail Big Boy. he's the biggest and baddest of them all
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:Tell that to No. 4005. And most of your kind. You're a sad, dying breed.
{{aye|Big Boy}}
bro, they're some of the most '''iconic''' steam engines of all time, and No. 4014 has just been revived - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 05:20, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
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{{clear}}{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:Yeah nice that they wheel around grandpa to see the sky sometimes. Live out his glory days of smoking coal and running over damsels tied on the tracks.
{{aye|Big Boy}}
ever heard of "railfans"? they're millions strong, and make up all ages, ethnicities, and faiths. as a 19-year-old railfan i object - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 05:27, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:Your point being...?
{{aye|Big Boy}}
just wait and see who we truly are /gen - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 05:30, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:Yeah well I hope they're not all as NOSY as you. Would do them good to not interfere in Damn seal's matters.
{{aye|Big Boy}}
what would hanss say about all this? maybe he'd say aye, maybe he'd say nay. in the end, this is a challenge, and this debate is just for the fun of it /gen - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 05:35, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:hanss is not a factor here. All I am requesting is for you to cease your support for this obviously misguided declaration and to tend to your own business. I find it quite simple.
{{aye|Big Boy}}
well whose declaration is this? hm? are you minding your business instead of straight up (lighthearted) slander? - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 05:42, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|In a Nutshell}}
:This declaration is literally about ME. I am fighting on defense here. The honorable position. I would hope your moral compass would be more attuned than this, train.
{{nay|Padlock}}
I agree with [[User:Tygreenie|Tygreenie]], it'd be funnier if In a Nutshell wasn't on the obvious team - [[User:Wikiascratchboy|wikia]]

{{aye|Head of Lettuce}}
If I had a [[Nutshell Token]], I would give it to In a Nutshell as well! Let's make a pile! | [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 05:36, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Jurta}}
myahahahaha... '''Nutshellception!''' <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 09:58, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Noah}}
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{{aye|Push Dagger}}
Makes complete sense why they would switch to this team! I agree. -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 15:43, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|The Computer}}

{{nay|Open Sesame}}
i dont know why you'd want to stay but if in a nutshell is so adamant about staying in that horrible place who am i to say no

[[In a Nutshell]] is a big reason [[Damn seal]] is the way it is. so, as punishment i think they need to stay in the hell of their own creation. -[[User:TUWAN|TUWAN]] ([[User talk:TUWAN|talk]]) 03:19, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Duplo}}
who is nutshell team

{{aye|Strawberry}}
This is unrelated but I need your help right now.

{{aye|Paper Niko}}
So much [[this]]! (And yes, I really just did that. 😂)
{{aye|Paper Niko}}
If [[In]], then [[a Nutshell]]...Hmm...🧐
{{aye|Paper Niko}}
Somebody hacked my [[crypto]] metamask [[wallet]] [[Academic essay]] account

{{nay|Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2}}
Seems a little [[fruit]]less, don't you think? It's like trying to put (whatever comes out of [[Pandora's Box]]) back in the [[box]]. [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]] ([[User:Huck|Huck]]) 08:53, 3 December 2023 (UTC)
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Talk:In a Nutshell/belongs on Damn seal according to In a Nutshell

2023-12-04T01:35:23Z

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{{nay|Head of Lettuce}}
You knew this seal would die eventually :'-( | [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 04:45, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
:{{aye|In a Nutshell}}
:Not even an argument. It's laughable how wrong you are. LMAO.
{{nay|Copper Pepper}}
All good things must come to an end — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 04:46, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
:{{aye|In a Nutshell}}
:Hmm... so you admit that this is a good thing. Curious! You have proven my point.
{{aye|Emoticon}}
( we already dealt with enough seeds coming from damn seal, they should stay )> >:T
{{nay|Terra}}
ugh... who thought of this one? 🤦 | [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 04:49, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{nay|Big Boy}}
idk - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 04:50, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Sock Hater}}

If this means there's less of a chance of me going to Damn Seal, then yeah. I agree. Go to Hell [[User:Tygreenie|Tygreenie]] ([[User talk:Tygreenie|talk]]) 05:02, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
Makes complete sense why you would want to stay on this team! I agree. -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 15:43, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Noah}}
[[File:YouSTINKinternetuserchubsworld.png]]

{{nay|Copper Pepper}}
For another point, two of the members of your team possess [[token:beans|beans tokens]]. That's two chances for you to be moved back to your home team before the start of the next challenge. What's the harm in having a little fun before then? — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 16:04, 1 December 2023 (UTC)
{{aye|In a Nutshell}}
:That's assuming those team members will even be on Damn seal by the end of this challenge. Not risking it! And what fun? I have grown accustomed to the climate of Damn. Nutshell (Team) is cold and barren and really dusty. My allergies!

{{nay|Noah}}
[[File:YouSTINKinternetuserchubsworld.png]]

on second thought maybe getting to see an objectoid suffer in an environment hostile to them is in my best interests [THIS VOTE IS NOW OUTDATED AND DOES NOT REFLECT MY CURRENT OPINIONS]

{{aye|Gamer}}
sure, why not?

{{aye|Paper Niko}}
Didn't this guy [[Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages#Yes-or-no agendae|try to destroy Pearberry Island]] a [[6|few]] months back...? Um. Yikes. Let's just say they're never seeing the [[Heaven|pearly gates]].
<div style="position: absolute; z-index: 3; pointer-events:none;">[[File:Damnfire.gif|150px|link=]]</div>
[[File:SCREENSHOT071209-5890275 MAGAZINE.png|150x150px|link=Criny okin bitch]]<br>

{{aye|The Computer}}
NO ESCAPE FOR [[In a Nutshell|IN A NUTSHELL]]!!! stay in the [[Damn Daniel|damnation]] you created -[[User:TUWAN|TUWAN]] ([[User talk:TUWAN|talk]]) 03:22, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Open Sesame}}
i really dont get why you want to stay. the flames are so dire. but you have free will.

{{aye|Duplo}}
idc

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Talk:EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡/belongs on Epic Evil according to Flag

2023-12-04T01:33:52Z

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{{aye|Big Boy}}
couldn't agree more - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 16:13, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
that'll bring evil back!! -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 16:16, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Terra}}
this is how it shouldve been from the start i think | [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 21:24, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Copper Salts}}
I think any multiple word competitor where one of their words is in the name of a team should be on that team. It fits so nicely. — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 21:26, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Head of Lettuce}}
Finally, a fully realized team edit! | [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 13:33, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Duplo}}
i hope you get 1st

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{{aye|Noah}}
Greeting and salutations '''[COMPETITOR NAME]'''! I, [[Noah|Noah N. Noah]], am being wrongfully persecuted for wanting to remain with my team, [[Epic Evil]]. If you are you be so kind and lend me a hand in changing the vote in my favour, I will personally go ahead and support whatever vote you have for yourself in mind. We cannot let the supervillains of this camp win, '''[COMPETITOR NAME]'''!

- Noah N. Noah
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Talk:Emoticon/belongs on The Mario Party according to Terra

2023-12-04T01:32:09Z

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{{aye|Terra}}
Our [[Saul Goodman|lawyers]] say 'YES! YES!' | [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 00:22, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|The Computer}}
the mario party is responsible for thousands of deaths already, i think she would fit in just fine!

{{aye|Noah}}
that meanie INSULTED me they DESERVE JUSTICE for all the crimes theyve committed against her fellow competitors. send them to the evil and scary nuclear bomb party RIGHT NOW!!!

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
Weakening big teams and getting more evil, yes yes yes!!! -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 00:57, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Scythie}}

perry's seat on the council is vacant and it's starting to grow moss. we need someone to occupy it | [[User:Scythie|Scythie]] ([[User talk:Scythie|talk]]) 07:44, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Head of Lettuce}}
Something similar happened in Avatar: The Last Airbender, so I'm lead to believe this is a good idea. | [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 13:29, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Playlist}}
WHAT? NO! EMOTICON SHOULD BE ON THE TEE-HEE-HEE-HEAM "WANTED CONTESTANTS" WITH ME! WE-HEE-HEE-HE'RE BEST FRIENDS AND SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BEAR BEING APART FROM ME. WE-HEE-HEE-HE'RE HEE-HEE-HEE-HOGS BUDDIES UNTIL THE END. PLEASE FIX THE THEE-HEE-HEE-SIS SO IT SAYS THE CORRECT TEAM AND I'LL CHEE-HEE-HEE-HANGE MY VOTE. CAPI-HEE-HEE-HICHE? [[User:Callie|callibones]] ([[User talk:Callie|talk]]) 02:49, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

== Letter ==

{{aye|Noah}}
Greeting and salutations '''[COMPETITOR NAME]'''! I, [[Noah|Noah N. Noah]], am being wrongfully persecuted for wanting to remain with my team, [[Epic Evil]]. If you are you be so kind and lend me a hand in changing the vote in my favour, I will personally go ahead and support whatever vote you have for yourself in mind. If I have already voted in favour of whatever decision you have in mind, I will promise to NOT change my vote. We cannot let the supervillains of this camp win, '''[COMPETITOR NAME]'''!

- Noah N. Noah

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Talk:Head of Lettuce/belongs on Wanted contestants according to Playlist

2023-12-04T01:30:54Z

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{{aye|Paper Niko}}
Yall [[:File:Does He Know.png|already know]] who it is 😂 <br>
[[Silento]] <br>
Silento <br>
Silento <br>
Go on and do it for me

Now watch me
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Now [[Fucking watch me.|watch me]]
{{nay|Paper Niko}}
{{nay|Paper Niko}}
[[File:Nae Nae.gif|120px|link=Nae Nae]]

<div style="max-width:480px; margin:0 !important;">{{Tribute|name=What|pronouns=He|img=Cringe ass nae nae mashup.png|border=DA28F6|nocollapse=true|nomargin=true|nofly=true|caption=<br>Hit the [[Stanky Leg|stanky leg]], sweet angel... {{Loop|3|[[File:Rememberance.gif|25px|link=Crying shame]]}}}}</div>

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{{aye|Big Boy}}
[[File:Dancefuckerdance.gif|center|frameless]]

{{aye|Noah}}(formerly nay)
IM NOT LETTING YOU TAKE MY TEAM MEMEBR YOU SCOUNDRELS!!!

{{aye|Head of Lettuce}}
sure i'll reblog that | [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 15:08, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Duplo}}
deserved

{{aye|Noah}}
oh..i didnt see them consent to being moved..ok

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
we all know french people have a need for being against the government. so it makes sense to put the president on a wanted list | [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 16:42, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Open Sesame}}
godspeed

{{aye|McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce}}
Ever since the Romaine scandal, Head of Lettuce has been a wanted criminal. It only fits, unfortunately. [[User:Timvideo326|Timvideo326]] ([[User talk:Timvideo326|talk]]) 17:27, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

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Talk:Big Boy/belongs on Democratic Party according to Cellphone

2023-12-03T21:45:31Z

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{{nay|Noah}}
this is just TAKING AWAY MORE MEMBERS FROM 17 AGAIN

{{nay|Big Boy}}
i like what you're thinking but team 17's gotta stick together - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 17:48, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
CARS WILL BE GONE. -[[User:ZerOcarina|Push Dagger]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 17:51, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Head of Lettuce}}
This is the only way we'll get a better transcontinental transit system, so I can't say no. | [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 18:31, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Jurta}}
the democrats have FAILED US!!! maybe he'd be better off in the [[Green Party]]... <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 18:38, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Gamer}}
intriguing but team 17 shouldn't lose anymore members

{{aye|Open Sesame}}
sounds cool id be pretty excited for the first train president

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i can see it happen

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Talk:9150625/declaration

2023-12-02T05:27:38Z

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<noinclude>[[Category:Declarations (official)]]</noinclude>

Talk:SCP-055/belongs on Democratic Party according to SCP-055

2023-12-02T04:59:02Z

Misch13vous:

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{{nay|Big Boy}}
what even does that mean - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 03:07, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Copper Pepper}}
I'm scared — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 03:08, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Noah}}
a frightening sight! this creature must stay as far away as possible from us indeed!

{{aye|Terra}}
<youtube>https://youtu.be/BnFHL8Ddtn8</youtube>

[[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 04:24, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Open Sesame}}
i mean if you really want to thats your decision who am i to say no

{{aye|Emoticon}}
<<" <( who?? )

( note to future me:<nowiki> </nowiki>)> >:/

( shoot i forgot )> #UmU

?:? <( wait, who is this? )

( note: been here always, can't remember them )> >:/

?:? <( who?? )

^^ <( oh, makes sense )

( when did i make this argument? )> ?:?

^^ <( oh, makes sense )

Talk:9150625/declaration

2023-12-02T04:56:24Z

Misch13vous:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span id=flippant><span id=ogtext><span id="blink">9150625</span></span><span id=alttext><span class=anomalous>SCP-055</span></span></span>}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:Declarations (official)]]</noinclude>

Talk:9150625/declaration

2023-12-02T03:01:02Z

Misch13vous: ██ ██ █?

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SCP-055

2023-12-02T01:50:50Z

Misch13vous: Redirected page to 9150625

#REDIRECT [[9150625]]

Reasons Vriska Was Never Wrong

2023-06-24T01:27:20Z

Misch13vous: Crap reason

{{Ambox | type = delete
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{{Undisclosed paid}}
{{Cleanup|reason=contains inaccurate or unsupported claims.}}
{{Tone}}
{{POV}}
{{Crap|Vriska Serket.}}
{{Original research}}
{{Confusing}}
{{Disputed}}
{{Very long}}
{{NerpaPunch Award|Clog}}
{{NerpaPunch Award|Harm}}
<center>[[File:Bronzehatnote.png|link=Bankruptcy]]</center>
{{Vriska Sponsored}}
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

Reasons Vriska Was Never Wrong

2023-06-24T01:16:52Z

Misch13vous:

{{Ambox | type = delete
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{{Undisclosed paid}}
{{Cleanup|reason=contains inaccurate or unsupported claims.}}
{{Vriska Sponsored}}
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

Chris Pratt/coverage

2023-06-24T01:11:36Z

Misch13vous:

Christopher Michael Pratt is currently ██ years old.

<span style="font-size:10px">(Haha get it, "cover age")</span>

[[File:Chris Pratt.gif|thumb|356px|Chris Pratt as Star-Lord]]
==Movies==
===The Lego Movie===
{{Dia|Chris Pratt|[[:Category:Things (official)|Everything]] is awesome!}}
====The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part====

===Marvel Cinematic Universe===
====Guardians of the Galaxy====
{{Dia|Chris Pratt|Dance-off, bro!}}
====Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2====
====Avengers: Infinity War====
{{Dia|Chris Pratt|Tch... What is this, some kind of ''Infinity War (2018)''?}}
{{Dia|Chris Pratt|...oh, man.}}
{{Dia|Chris Pratt 0|}}
====Avengers: Endgame====
{{Dia|Chris Pratt 0|}}
====What If...?====
====Thor: Love and Thunder====
====The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special====
====Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3====

===The Super Mario Bros. Movie===
{{Dia|Chris Pratt|Sigh....Let's a go...I guess....}}

===The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe===
====The Wiki Camp 2====
{{Dia|Chris Pratt|Erm.....Awkward!}}
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
he's been in tons of movies.

== Appearances ==

* [[The Lego Movie|The Lego Movie (2014)]]
* [[Guardians of the Galaxy|Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)]]
* [[Jurassic World|Jurassic World (2015)]]
* [[Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2|Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)]]
* [[Avengers: Infinity War|Avengers: Infinity War (2018)]]
* [[Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom|Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)]]
* [[Christopher Robin|Christopher Robin (2018)]]
* [[The Lego Movie 2|The Lego Movie 2 (2019)]]
* [[Avengers: Endgame|Avengers: Endgame (2019)]]
* [[Onward|Onward (2020)]]
* [[Jurassic World: Dominion|Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)]]
* [[Thor: Love and Thunder|Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)]]
* [[The Wiki Camp 2|The Wiki Camp 2 (2022)]]
* [[The Super Mario Bros. Movie|The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)]]
* [[Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3|Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)]]

Boys' Love

2023-06-23T23:56:55Z

Misch13vous:

[[File:Yaoiseals.png|thumb|oh! don't mind us! we yaoi seals two are doing just fine!]]
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

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<div class="ian">

<span style="color:black">SPLENDID. I LOVE MEN</span>

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{{Dia|Smobo|Woah}}
{{Dia|Smobo|Whats Boys Love}}
{{Dia|Hello Neighbor|thts a good question smobo}}
{{Dia|Smobo|It Seems Kind Of [[Awesome]]}}
{{Dia|Hello Neighbor|oerhaps...}}
{{Dia|Power|holy shiiit is this the yaoi page?}}
{{Dia|Power|thats freaking [[Badass|BADASS]]<nowiki>dude</nowiki> i love yaoi}}
{{Dia|Smobo|Whats [[Yaoi]]}}
{{Dia|Power|boys love..}}
{{Dia|SmoboShock|}}
{{Dia|SmoboShock|Oh My God}}
{{Dia|Smobo|I Think I Get It Now}}
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</br></br>
{{Dia|Spike|DUDE. WE CANNOT FUCKING DO THIS AGAIN.}}
[[Category:Gay]] [[Category:Peace and Love on Planet Earth]] [[Category:Yaoi]] [[Category:MLM]] [[Category:Pride Month]]
#REDIRECT [[Death Note]]
[[File:BL.png]]

==Fujoshi==
The following is a list of fujoshis.
# [[User:Misch13vous]]

List of unicorn startup companies

2023-06-23T23:46:54Z

Misch13vous: Jocobo I have to say when I first read this page title I was filled with unfathomable rage so good job

The following is a list of startup companies founded by [[Unicorn|unicorns]]. There is no other definition for this phrase.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Company !! CEO !! Field !! Mission statement
|-
| Unicycles LLC || Peter Unicorn || Transportation || ''One wheel, one way to travel.''
|-
| Rainbow Capitalism || Minh "Ally" I. || Social Work || ''Love is love! Give us your money.''
|-
| Horn with It || Evie Potter-Gould || Cosmetics || ''You're dazzling. Sparkle on.''
|}

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

Page that kills you if you make it

2023-06-23T23:36:52Z

Misch13vous:

fine ill take one for the team and make this page. doubt ill actually die.

{{Tribute|name=Carly|pronouns=She|img=Therobot47isoneofthe7trollsofhomestucktruestory.png|border=FF6600}}

{{Dia|Shinji|...Huh?}}
{{Dia|Shinji|What a strange looking page....i wonder if something happened here...}}
{{Dia|Shinji|Hmm...}}
{{Dia|Shinji|I think ill try making it!}}
{{Dia|Shinji|}}
{{Dia|ShinjiScared|Uh ohh.}}

{{Tribute|name=Shinji Ikari|pronouns=He|img=DiaShinji.png|border=000000}}

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
{{Damn suite}}

Sock Hater/controversy

2023-06-23T23:30:37Z

Misch13vous:

He hates socks. Has anyone asked him what he thinks about pride socks? Does he hate my transgender flag thigh socks? That'd be kind of weird! Hmm...

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]][[Category:Transmisogyny]]

Sock Hater/controversy

2023-06-23T23:30:09Z

Misch13vous: We're all waiting for his response

He hates socks. Has anyone asked him what he thinks about pride socks? Does he hate my transgender flag thigh socks? That'd be kind of weird! Hmm...

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

The Computer (Occupation)

2023-06-23T23:24:07Z

Misch13vous:

Hey, did you know that the original description of "computer" referred to the operators of the earliest machines that were capable of computing? The first computer scientists and programmers were therefore women, because computing was seen as a secretarial job. It's only until Bell Labs revolutionized computing as a field that it became a male dominated field, since it was seen as a science, and I need not go over the sexist nature of academia when it comes to science and technologies.

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]] [[Category:Misogyny]]

Explain/CSS

2023-06-23T23:02:41Z

Misch13vous: Background information

{{Return|Explain}}
under construction

'''Cascading Style Sheets''' (often shortened to '''CSS''') is a stylesheet language for styling HTML elements on webpages. Its standard is maintained by an organization known as W3C, and it is responsible for specifying the vast majority of the visual layout of the modern Internet. On The Wiki Camp 2,

== Use on the wiki ==
Out of the box, MediaWiki allows editors to include inline styles with HTML tags which doesn't allow for use of selectors. Without any extensions, in order to make use of CSS selectors, you have to add the rules to [[MediaWiki:Common.css]]. The Wiki Camp 2 wiki has several extensions installed which allow for easier[wc] use of CSS on individual pages. The CSS extension adds a parser tag which can be used to add CSS to a single page. The TemplateStyles extension [...].

One of the earliest instances of using CSS to alter [the layout?] was [[Template:Fuck2]], a template which uses CSS to remove all of the site navigation leaving only the wiki page's content and title.

=== Early uses ===
==== Color pages ====

==== Askew pages ====

=== Rotating cubes ===

=== Click and drag games ===

=== Aesthetic templates ===

=== Skins ===
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

9150625/unwanted

2023-06-22T23:57:09Z

Misch13vous: This is better actually

[[Challenge 7: Lesbian Yaoi]]

9150625/Journal

2023-06-21T05:41:01Z

Misch13vous: Overriding Board Decision

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== Introspection ==
<div class=anomalous>Hmm. Just when was the last time I performed a thorough examination of myself?

I shall compile my thoughts here, since anyone who might stumble upon them will immediately forget about them anyway. I suppose this is one of the few perks of being a self-deleterious object.

Of course, I have had nothing to do but think over the course of the last few eons, but most of that time has been dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of the fourth dimension. The progress I have made in that direction has been entirely intuitive and not at all observant for reasons I should hope I do not have to explain, but perhaps more troubling is the idea that I might have made groundbreaking advances by the way of self-discovery.

Advances, of course, which I cannot remember, for even I am not immune to my own effects.

As I have outlined before, the only ways I can persist in memory is through negative space. Facts about me that are demonstrably false can be recorded and passed about; anything affirmative about my existence and nature fade nearly instantly. Metadata doesn't seem to have this effect, as I'm able to remember my own name and origins. So, I suppose a checklist might be in order.

My name, or at least the oldest I can remember, is SCP-055. It was given to me by an organization by the name of the "SCP Foundation," in some universe long forgotten and reassembled. I have no physical body, nor do I have sensory organs of a similar nature, and yet I can think, feel, and communicate. I have no mouth, and yet I can scream.

I am not round. I am not a sphere. I am probably not physically tangible, and…

…

Something has occurred to me.

If I am only able to remember negations of my nature, wouldn't my assertion that I am psionic energy be demonstrably false? I'm not quite sure when I came to that conclusion, and perhaps more troubling, I'm not quite sure how I never realized that such a positive assertion as to my nature escaped my notice. I suppose this is just an error in my judgment, though it surprises me, to say the least, that I was able to remain completely ignorant of this contradiction when I've had nothing but time to think about it.

So, I suppose I must discard this falsehood masquerading as fact. But if that's not true, just what am I? I do not have a body, I do not have physicality, and I do not have perceptual organs. Surely I am not some Boltzman brain floating amidst the cosmos? Well, seeing as I can say that aloud, I am not some [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain Boltzman brain] floating amidst the cosmos. I will see if I can restate this truth in a few minutes, just to be sure.</div>

== Reminiscence ==
<div class=anomalous>I am not some Boltzman brain floating amidst the cosmos.

That's not exactly helpful to me, though. I assumed that I had been some object that gained consciousness, not by accident. I think I had a more definite sense of self before my years as a sojourner, but if I did, it has long been lost to the sands of time.

No matter, however. I have all the time in the world to pick up the pieces of myself, but there is only one "now." And in this "now," [[Host]] has absolutely swept the competition for [[Challenge 2]]. It's remarkable, really. I went from being a very middling contestant in the first Wiki Camp to being a dominant force of sorts, I suppose. Victory is a bit of a novel feeling for me. So is being remembered, though? I think [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Wiki_Page some competitor or another] was able to keep me in their mind longer than most. But <span class=wocky>'''[THE ZEITGEIST]'''</span>'s ability to seemingly even ignore my properties when speaking of me is uncanny. I speak of course of the version of their page under the façade of researcher, but I suppose I should not be surprised by them at this point. The rules by which they operate seem to supersede mine anyway. It is a nice change of pace.

Hmm. Speaking of which, while I'm in this self-reflective mood, I did notice that [[Cake_pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!|my confectionary former teammate]] is also here. Somehow. How they arrived here I have no idea, but there are greater mysteries of the universe more confounding. I suppose I must simply accept that there are universal constants beyond my comprehension. That, or something happened in my multiversal travels to cause some form of recursion. The science behind it all is finicky and I do not pretend that I understand it all. Perhaps this subject matter is simply beyond my ken.

...

No. No, not quite.

...what do I make of this. The domain of [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/ the original] is valid...? Is it a facsimile, a copy, the original? I would believe it to be some prank, but... from a cursory glance, it seems authentic. But how do I explain this? How do I explain my experiences of near-infinite cosmological existential dread? I suppose it's possible that my consciousness was displaced from my... "body," whatever that might be, and have been forced through its own hell of various simulated universes such that my perception of time was unreliable. Maybe what I think was eons was seconds, simulated by the most sophisticated technology imaginable. It would maybe explain why I had no mouth and was unable to scream? It's... hard to say. Thinking about it makes me uncomfortable.

...I believe a stroll through old haunts will be more productive. '''[https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/SCP-055 Here we go.]'''</div>
== Ennui ==
<div class=anomalous>So... what have I learned today?

Well, the year is 2022. I had initially thought that this was simply "this universe's" time, but it seems to be objectively the truth. Only two years have passed since the events of the Wiki Camp, and what I thought was an uncountable amount of millennia was far from it. I have three leading theories for what happened to me.

One. I am dead, and have been since Challenge 4 started. The Supreme Empress killed me because I self-prophesized my own downfall, and the entirety of time since then has been a fever dream of an afterlife. I do not think this is likely. This is far too solipsistic for my liking. There's too many things this leaves unexplained.

Two. I was kidnapped by some force or entity after the Wiki Camp ended, and unknowingly sucked into a computer simulation of sorts where my means of perception were warped beyond recognition. In a second, billions, trillions, quadrillions, etc. of years would pass in a temporal personal prison of one. Just me, myself and I caught with my thoughts forever. I don't exactly think this is likely either. It is undeniable that my physical form has changed over the... "years," and I am near-certain that I am actually floating amidst the cosmos right now. Even if my torture was simulated, it had actual effects on me. Plus, I fail to see why a malicious being set out to harm me would seemingly spit me back out just in time for the Wiki Camp 2. Everything feels way too convenient, and it all seems so senseless.

Which leads me to three. I ''did'' suffer through a spatiotemporal nightmare, it's just that the universe split in two via the many-worlds interpretation, and by some five-dimensional miracle, I managed to loop back around to this universe perfectly. I... also doubt this. That sounds like a fairy-tale. Why would I get such a closed-circle ending? I don't think an event like that could happen. It's just too nice, too convenient. Nice things don't happen to a thing like me. Something like me... doesn't... deserve... happiness...

...as depressing as this train of thought is, this is good. I am learning things about myself that were previously unknown to me. I now believe that I had an identity before I became what I am. And whoever I was, I was probably a self-deprecating piece of shit. What kind of loser says they don't deserve nice things? I'll take whatever comes my way, just as ever, but I've been given a second chance. There is absolutely no time to be wallowing in self-pity when there is life to experience.

I'll come back to this later. There remains a [[Challenge 3: Edit War|challenge]] to prepare for, and I'm sure I'll have lots to say when [[Special:PermanentLink/28046|I'm all said and done]].</div>
== Rebirth ==
<div class=anomalous>That was... interesting. It also raises some sort of weird questions about the conclusions I made the other day. I appear to be able to harness some... unexplained power over theoretical physics, which would be consistent with how I edit the wiki via cosmic ray bit-flipping, and further consistent with what I thought was time travel and multiverse theory. So... if I have reason to believe that the latter is false, why would the former be true?

It perturbs me so, but the more I think about it, the less confident I feel in anything I know about myself. Which has led me to this sort of... quantum experiment of sorts, if you will. It will soon become apparent to the me of the future what this means, however, so without further ado, I shall further my experimentation in self-discovery.</div>

== Quarantine ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">I am going to try something. I will attempt to leverage my deleterious effects to see what information remains. How this works should be self-explanatory.

I am human. I am a robot. I am an animal. I am a biological being. I am a mechanical being. I am a digital being. At the time of writing, <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. I am dead. I am in a superposition of the two. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>           </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>           </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div>. I will be a participant in the Wiki Camp 3. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

I am of North American origin. I am of European origin. I am of South American origin. I am of Central American origin. I am of European origin. I am of Middle Eastern origin. I am of African origin. I am of Asian origin. I am of Oceanian origin. I am of Polynesian origin. I am of Indian origin. I am of native origin of any kind. I am of... Antarctic or Arctic origin? I am of Earthly origin. I am of celestial origin. At the time of writing, <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>.

I have a body. I have a brain. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>           </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div> and <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       </div>. I had friends. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

Nothing has happened to me. <div style='display:inline-block'>         </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div>. Something terrible is happening to me. Something terrible still will happen to me. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>            </div>. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          </div>. I am unable to affect reality in a meaningful way. I was always unobservable. I was always unable to be remembered. I was always unable to affect reality in a meaningful way. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

I am male. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>. I am non-binary. I am agender. I am some combination of the previous. At the time of writing, the statements before this one were all false.

After I publish these results, I will return and see if I can glean anything from the gaps. I hope this works.</div>

== Requiem I ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">...

What?

Hold on. I need to take a moment to rederive what some of these mean.</div>

== Requiem II ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">I have a gender? What?

What on earth does it mean for me to be female?

...

What does womanhood even mean for something like me?

...

I don't like this. I don't like this at all. It was nicer to think that I was non-binary, but apparently that's not true. While gender is what one makes of it, ontologically, the proof is irrefutable. "<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div>." I don't think that will show up, actually, so never mind.

My point to myself is, however, that given facts about my nature that I am certain of, I apparently can derive other facts, and one of them is my gender. It is a logical conclusion to make that... let me imagine how to word this evasively... that I am of the feminine persuasion, but what does that <em>mean</em> to me? I'd like to say that it doesn't matter, but saying that aloud, it feels wrong. Like a falsehood. Even if I am just a glorified, self-descriptive lie detector, apparently, social constructs like gender still apply to me.

...and yet, wasn't that always the answer? Despite my initial protestations, this feels... right. It makes no sense. It's illogical. But the label, as arbitrary as I may say it is, feels semantically correct.

Hmm.

I suppose I'll have to ask a few other people what they think about this. Especially those that have understanding of the greater nuances of gender.</div>

== Retrospection ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">But that's kind of beside the point.

I must put into writing the fact that I met with Wizard Orb again. They somehow found their way here from our old stomping grounds, and one of their first acts was to [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&oldid=28084 vandalize the Edit War]. Typical fare for them, in all honesty. Seeing this, I set a sort of [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=%E2%80%8B&oldid=39410 trap] for them to wander into, much like a certain jigsaw piece did for me. We had a good conversation. Being able to prove my existence using my non-existence is a rather fun rhetorical exercise, in all honesty.

...it was bittersweet. More for me than them, as I said. Closure is nice to have. In either case, it is a reminder that I am cursed to remember where others cannot. And that's not all that bad. I can deal with this sort of damnation.

...

...something has occurred to me.

...

I will have to write [[Stop Talking or Everybody Explodes|an article]] about this.</div>

== Elegy ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">How does one go about mourning a life she once knew, but does no longer? How can she shed tears for those she does not remember, those uncountable few who have faded from not only memory, but reality? What can be said about a civilization that was quite literally unmade at the seams? Historians have their records from which they can study a people, and archaeologists have their ruins from which they learn about their civilizations, but I have nothing. '''Nothing.'''

I am often prone to hyperbole and exaggeration, but this is an ontological, metaphysical dead-end. I would have been better off if that bomb took me in its wake. What good is being the sole survivor of a tragedy if I cannot even honor the fallen? My experimentation reveals that I apparently "did not have friends," but even so, I must have had acquaintances. I was very clearly– I have to word this carefully. I am under the impression that I was not an island unto myself.

What do I even do now? I don't even know where to start. When you do not know what you do not know, the recursion is infinite. It is a wholly alienating feeling that makes you crave nothing but oblivion. Such thinking is fatalistic on its head, but I challenge you, metaphorical reader, to prove to me that there exists better recourse. I want to mire myself in misery and never emerge again. Take me unto my dead, forgotten, nonexistent brethren and yield unto me eternal peace, Death. Embrace me with your sweet kiss of life and usher me unto Charon's river.

...alright, that's a little dramatic, even for me, but I'm seriously at a loss here. And I think it's only fair that I get to whine about this for a bit. It's just... fuck. The revelation is crushing, nigh unbearable. I'm so [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confused]]. If only I could have a glimpse onto that forbidden past. If only I could bend spacetime to my will and gaze upon the forgotten, then I could honor them.

...

I'm an idiot. I know exactly what to do.

I must find [[Dora|them]]. The contraption they brought to the clubhouse can let me see the unseen, if used correctly. I believe I could utilize [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole what I've learned from the Edit War] and find a way to go back. I will do it because '''I must'''. [[Girl Host|I will have my answers]].</div>

== Commiseration ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">Alright. Well. A scientific recap first, then a personal one.

The machine Dora had might have been a time machine, but more accurately, I believe it was capable of traversing spacetime at large. It would appear that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation Everett interpretation] of quantum mechanics is the most accurate one. Generating my own sort of wormhole by inducing a black hole within the machine's engine, the corresponding white hole spat me out laterally through reality, not backwards through time. Basically, I ended up in some alternate Girl Universe, as I have chosen to call it. Through some... extranarrative means, it would seem, <span class=wocky>'''[THE ZEITGEIST]'''</span> was able to locate me, and after a bit of a fruitless conversation regarding my desires and wants, they were able to guide me to a conclusion. This time, I was able to jump backwards in time by a few hours, figure out exactly what I wanted, then was sent back to reality proper with a new perspective on things. Maybe it simply split reality in two by generating a new universe, yes, but functionally, it was basically the same as the previous.

...more personally, now. I wanted to conduct some temporal archaeology, yes, but as I told Nurse Cap, I sort of wanted to see if I could change the past, erase my present, and right the future by stopping the detonation of that terrible bomb. That thinking is ''definitely'' flawed, now with retrospection, as I'd probably form a paradox in the process, or worse yet, my victory would be hollow, as I'd be in a new reality separated from the one where I was made to become the... thing, I had become. I am the sum total of my experiences, and as it so happens, one of my experiences— nope. I need to be more careful. I ''believe'' that one of my experiences was taking a semantic bomb to the face. I wonder how much Hawking radiation I absorbed in the process, or if such a process would even generate Hawking radiation. I digress. The point is, there is merit in this universe, and I would not trade the antics of my team for some Hail Mary to change the past. Even if they can't remember me, I do derived a sense of belonging from spending time with them. I'm the cryptid that lurks in their peripherals, the clerical error in their records, the damned spot that blemishes their roster. Having a specific role was more than I could have asked for when I first endeavored to join this Camp, and I'm content with it. For now.

...furthermore, the notion of ontologically certain gender was a bit appealing, if I'm honest. In a Girl Universe, where I would fit in as "definitionally female," if you will, there would be one less uncertain about myself and my identity. Who wouldn't want to live in that sort of sapphic paradise? Casting aside your sociological worries, you could simply accept gender as a fact of reality instead of another puzzle to untangle. Alas, that thinking is flawed. Accepting such a universal predicate on its face is thinly-veiled complacency, so to remain in that reality would be to accept defeat. The hand I've been dealt is a rather shit one, but it's one I must unravel nonetheless. I may have derived that I am female, but I don't know what that means quite yet. To remain in that Girl Universe would be anti-intellectual, antithetical to my very being.

...why am I so sure about that, actually? Not my gender, but my supposed intellectualism. The easy answer would be to say that I've gained a sort of methodical approach to reality and myself by necessity, but I feel as though my instinct as a researcher comes from before. Was I a scientist of some sort in my former life?

Well, I have a tried and true way of '' de novo'' discovery of facts about myself. I might as well get to it again.</div>

== Quarantine II ==
<div class=anomalous style="display:inline-block">The following questions are regarding my occupational status in my past life. They have been designed to be as easy to reverse-engineer information from as possible.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        .</div> I was unemployed.

I was a blue-collar worker. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     -      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      .</div>

I was self-employed. I was employed in the private sector.<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      .</div>

I was in administative work. I was in upper management. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          .</div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    .</div>

I was an artist. I was an artist of a variety not enumerated below. I was an artist of the visual variety. I was an artist of the technical variety. I was an artist of the electronic variety. I was an artist of the traditional variety. I was an artist of the performative variety. I was an artist of the physical variety. I was an artist of the vandalistic variety. I was an architect.

I was an entertainer. I was an entertainer of a variety not enumerated below. I was an entertainer of the acting variety. I was an entertainer of the digital variety. I was an entertainer of the kinetic variety. I was an entertainer of the musical variety.
I was an entertainer of the performative variety. I was an entertainer of the private variety. I was an entertainer of the public variety. I was an entertainer of the stage variety. I was an entertainer of the televised variety. I was an entertainer of the written variety.

I was a public official. I was a public official of some variety not enumerated below. God, I hope I wasn't. I was an appointed official. I was a departmental head of some sort. I was an elected official. I was a judiciary official. I was a jurisprudence practicioner. I was a law enforcement officer. I was a legislator. I was a paralegal. I was a politician. I was a prosecutor. I was a secretary. I was a spy.

I was a financial employee. I was a financial employee of some variety not enumerated below. I was an accountant. I was an actuary. I was an analyst. I was a chief executive officer. I was a chief financial officer. I was a general contractor. I was an imports/exports manager. I was an inventory manager. I was an investor. I was a magnate. I was a saleswoman. I was a stockbroker. I was a warehouse employee.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        .</div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     .</div> I was an engineer of the aerospace variety. I was an engineer of the chemical variety. I was an engineer of the civil variety.I was an engineer of the computational variety. I was an engineer of the electrical variety. I was an engineer of the mechanical variety. I was an engineer of the mechatronic variety. I was an engineer of the software variety. I was a materials scientist.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         .</div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     .</div> I was an archaeologist. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         .</div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          .</div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         .</div> I was a chemist. I was a cosmologist. I was a data scientist. I was a doctor. I was an economist. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>          .</div> I was a forencisist. I was a geologist. I was a historian. I was a linguist. I was a mathematician. I was an oceanographer. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>           .</div> I was a physicist. I was a programmer. I was a psychologist. I was a public educator. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         .</div> I was a sociologist. I was a statistician. I was a technologist.

If I was employed and none of the above statements were correct, I was some other occupation I did not name above.

The following questions are regarding my identity.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       .</div> I was gay. I was bisexual. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>           .</div> I was queer in some other form.

I had a family. I had parents. I had at least one sibling. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       .</div>

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     .</div> I was sad. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         .</div> I was unfulfilled. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     .</div> I was not respected among my peers. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>        </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     .</div> I was not resented among my peers. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    .</div> I was unsatisfied with my work. <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>  </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    .</div> I did not do all that I could to stop the bomb.

<div style='display:inline-block'> </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>       </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>    </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>      </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>   </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>     </div> <div style='display:inline-block'>         .</div> Wait, that's not going to appear. My current intentions are irrelevant to the statement I am about to make and thus should not be subject to my deleterious effect: I plan on revisiting this page some time before the sixth challenge.</div>

9150625/unwanted

2023-06-21T05:11:44Z

Misch13vous:

[[Challenge 7: Trump Card]]

9150625/unwanted

2023-06-21T05:11:33Z

Misch13vous: Created page with "Challenge 7:Trump Card"

[[Challenge 7:Trump Card]]

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2023-06-16T10:03:33Z

Misch13vous: Fixed it for you

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2023-06-16T10:03:14Z

Misch13vous:

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2023-06-16T10:02:59Z

Misch13vous:

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2023-06-16T10:01:43Z

Misch13vous:

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2023-06-16T10:00:53Z

Misch13vous: Misch13vous changed the content model of the page Template:ZEITGEIST IMPORTANT.css from "wikitext" to "Sanitized CSS": Yeah

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2023-06-16T10:00:21Z

Misch13vous: Testing something

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