[[File:0x0.png|thumb|Old Glory]]Viasat is a multimedia global communication service that is the greatest ever{{Not really}}. -- [[Trenchcoat Wearer]]

Its only export is [[football]] VHS tapes featuring every team in the world.

Viasat was founded in the year 1215 C.E. by [[Mark Edward Fischbach|Mark]] [[D|D.]] [[A dank cave|Dankberg]]. The current CEO of the company is [[Barry|Barry, 63.]]
[[File:Barry.webp|none|thumb|110x110px|Our wonderful chairman.]]
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== The multi-billion dollar corporation is showing me really kind of okay shows right now... Thaaatttt's movie! ==

Viaplay is the greatest channel ever{{Not really}}.

Viaplay.

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== Why Viasat? ==
* Get your ass away from stream-slop, return to your rotting CRT and rage at football like good old times.
* Unlike Netflix, Viasat is ran by a completely different company managed by shareholders! Innovative!
* Don't you like cinema? Sigh.

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==Live Viaplay broadcast==
{{:Today's Scores}}

== Stuff you can watch on Viaplay ==
Viasat has the greatest service known as Viaplay. Look at all the great stuff on there!
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Labubu Adventures 🤢
* Super Labubu Bros 🤢
* Balatro 2 - Now With Real Gambling ✨
* The Mentalist.
* The Amateur.
* Bones.
* Soolo.
* S.W.A.T.
* Goliath.
* Furia.
* Koniesto.
* La Brea.
* Long Gone Heroes.
* Troppo.
* Pandora.
* The Tomorrow War.
* Armor.
* Chicago P.D.
* Nälkäpeli.
* Lakeuden Kutsu.
* [[:Category:Statley and Waldonf Cinema University|Statley and Waldonf]].
* I don't know!

Actually.

And then... there's the '''Sports''' section. ''Play the game, England. Kick that ball into the net a couple of times, England. 🤣''

* [[Champions Hockey League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[Bundesliga]].
** [[FC Bayern München]].
** [[Borussia Dortmund]].
* [[UEFA Champions League]].
** {{flag|Flag of France.png}} [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** {{flag|Flag of Germany.png}} [[FC Bayern München]].
* [[UEFA Europa League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Aston Villa]].
* [[UEFA Conference League]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Crystal Palace]].
* {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Premier League]].
** [[Liverpool FC|Liverpool]].
** [[Manchester City FC|Manchester City]].
** [[Manchester United FC|Manchester United]].
** [[Arsenal FC|Arsenal]].
** [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
** [[Tottenham Hotspur FC|Tottenham Hotspur]].
** [[Aston Villa FC|Aston Villa]].
** [[Brentford FC|Brentford]].
** [[Crystal Palace FC|Crystal Palace]].
** [[Newcastle United FC|Newcastle United]].
** [[Sunderland FC|Sunderland]].
** [[Fulham FC|Fulham]].
** [[Brighton & Hove Albion FC|Brighton]].
** [[Everton FC|Everton]].
** [[West Ham United FC|West Ham United]].
** [[Nottingham Forest FC|Nottingham Forest]].
** [[Leeds United FC|Leeds United]].
** [[AFC Bournemouth]].
* {{flag|Flag of Italy.png}} [[Serie A]].
** [[Internazionale]].
** [[Napoli]].
** [[Roma]].
** [[AC Milan]].
** [[Juventus]].
** [[Udinese]].
* {{flag|Flag of Sweden.png}} [[Allsvenskan]].
** [[AIK]].
** [[DIF]].
** [[HIF]].
** [[Malmö FF]].
** [[IFK Göteborg]].
** [[Mjällby AIF]].
** [[BK Häcken]].
* {{flag|Flag of Norway.png}} [[Eliteserien]].
** [[Bodø/Glimt]].
** [[Sarpsborg 08 FF]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Netherlands.svg}} [[Eredevisie]].
** [[Ajax]].
** [[Feyenoord]].
** [[PSV]].
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR LINKS!]]
** [[Snollebollekes|NAAR RECHTS!]]
* {{flag|Flag of Belgium.png}} [[Belgian Pro League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Veikkausliiga]].
** [[HJK]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Liiga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Finland.png}} [[Mestis]].
** [[Jokerit]].
* {{flag|Flag of Portugal.png}} [[Liga Portugal]].
** [[FC Porto]].
** [[Benfica]].
** [[Sporting CP]].
* {{flag|Flag of Denmark.png}} [[Danish Superliga]].
** [[Copenhagen]].
* {{flag|Flag of Austria.png}} [[Bundesliga Austria]].
* {{flag|Flag of Brazil.png}} [[Brasileirão]].
** [[Flamengo]].
** [[Vasco da Gama]].
** [[Fluminense]].
** [[Botafogo]].
** [[Corinthians]].
** [[Palmeiras]].
** [[São Paulo FC]].
** [[Internacional]].
** [[Grêmio]].
** [[Clube Atlético Mineiro]].
** [[Cruzeiro]].
** [[Santos]].
** [[Bahia]].
* {{flag|Flag of Scotland.png}} [[Scottish Premiership]].
** [[Celtic]].
** [[Rangers]].
** [[Heart of Midlothian]].
** [[Hibernian FC|Hibernian]].
* {{flag|Flag of Switzerland.png}} [[Swiss Super League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Czechia.png}} [[Czech First League]].
* {{flag|Flag of North Macedonia.png}} [[North Macedonia Prva Liga]].
** [[Vardar]].
* {{flag|Flag of Cyprus.png}} [[Cypriot First Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of Gibraltar.png}} [[Gibraltar Premier Division]].
* {{flag|Flag of the Faroe Islands.png}} [[Faroese Effodeildin]].
* {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentine Primera División]].
** [[River Plate]].
** [[Boca Juniors]].
* [[Latvian Virslīga]].
** [[Riga FC]].
* [[Andorran First Division]].
* [[Luxembourgish Nationaldivisioun]].
** [[FC Differdange 03]].
* [[Romanian Liga I]].
** [[Universitatea Craiova]].
** [[FCSB]].
** [[Oțelul]].
* [[Kazakhstan Premier League]].
** [[Kairat]].
** [[FC Astana]].
* [[Turkish Süper Lig]].
** [[Galatasaray]].
** [[Fenerbahçe]].
** Trabzonspor.
* [[Lithuanian A Liga]].
** [[FK Kauno Žalgiris]].
* [[Moldovan Super Liga]].
* [[Cymru Premier]].
** [[The New Saints]].
* [[Montenegrin Prva Crnogorska Liga]].
* [[Nemzeti Bajnokság I]].
* [[Slovenian PrvaLiga]].
** [[Celje]].
* [[Super League Greece]].
** [[Olympiacos]].
** [[Panathinaikos]].
** [[AEK]].
** [[PAOK]].
* [[Maltese Il-Premjer]].
* [[Russian Premier League]].
** [[CSKA]].
** [[Spartak]].
* [[Estonian Meistriliiga]].
** [[FC Flora|Flora]].
* [[Football Superleague of Kosovo]].
* [[NIFL Premiership]].
** [[Linfield]].
* [[Azerbaijan Premier League]].
* [[Georgian Erovnuli Liga]].
* [[League of Ireland Premier Divison]].
** [[Shamrock Rovers]].
* [[Armenian Premier League]].
* [[Besta delid karla]].
* [[Carabao Cup]].
* [[Slovakia Niké Liga]].
* [[Ukrainian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of San Marino.png}} [[Sanmarinese Football Championship]].
** ''Oh, San Marino...''
* [[Motocop]].
* [[FA Cup]].
* [[EFL Championship]].
** [[Norwich City FC|Norwich City]].
** [[Leicester City]].
** [[Middlesbrough]].
* [[EFL League One]].
** [[Stockport County FC|Stockport]].
** [[Cardiff City FC|Cardiff City]].
** [[Wycombe Wanderers FC|Wycombe Wanderers]].
** [[Lincoln City FC|Lincoln City]].
** [[Bradford City AFC|Bradford City]].
** [[Bolton Wanderers FC|Bolton]].
* [[EFL League Two]].
** [[Accrington Stanley]]
*** Who are they?
**** Exactly!
** [[Crawley Town]].
* [[Kategoria Superiore]].
* [[WWIN Liga BiH]].
* {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[LaLiga]].
** [[Real Madrid]].
** [[FC Barcelona]].
** [[Atlético de Madrid]].
** [[Villarreal]].
** [[Espanyol]].
** [[Real Betis]].
** [[Getafe]]
** [[Alavés]].
* [[Parva Liga]].
* {{flag|Flag of Serbia.png}} [[Serbian SuperLiga]].
** [[Crvena zvezda]].
** [[Partizan]].
* [[Liga MX]].
* [[Saudi Pro League]].
** [[Nassr]].
* [[National Hockey League|NHL]].
** [[Toronto Maple Leafs]]
* [[Croatia HNL]].
* [[PDC]].
* [[IHWC]].
* [[Belarusian Vysshaya Liga]].
** Minsk.
* [[MotoGP]].
* [[NASCAR]].
* [[Formula 1]].
** [[Aston Martin]].
* [[Ligue 1]].
** [[Paris Saint-Germain FC|Paris Saint-Germain]].
* [[Viaplay Talvi]].
* [[IndyCar]].
* [[ISU]].
* [[HHF]].
* [[Canadian Hockey League]].
* [[E1]].
* {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[Major League Soccer]].
** [[Atlanta United FC|Atlanta United]]
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Toronto FC]].
* {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canadian Premier League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Australia.png}} [[A-League Men]].
* {{flag|Flag of Japan.png}} [[J1 League]].
* {{flag|Flag of Morocco.png}} [[Botola]].
** [[Raja Club Athletic]].
* {{flag|Flag of Poland.png}} [[Ekstraklasa]].
* [[National Football League]].
* [[Major League Baseball]].
** [[Toronto Blue Jays]]
* [[Little League World Series]].
* [[National Basketball Association]].
* [[NBA G League]].
* [[UEFA European Championship]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Spain.png}} [[Spain]].
* [[FIFA World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
** {{flag|Flag of Mexico.png}} [[Mexico]].
** {{flag|Flag of the United States.png}} [[United States]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[England]].
** {{flag|Flag of Argentina.png}} [[Argentina]].
* [[FIFA Club World Cup]].
** {{flag|Flag of England.png}} [[Chelsea FC|Chelsea]].
* [[TETR.IO World Championship]].
* [[MIT Mystery Hunt]].
* [[Australian Football League]].
* [[National Rugby League]].
* [[Wikilandian Professional Baseball]].
* [[The Wiki League]].
* [[WAUCA]].
* [[Copa América]].
** {{flag|Flag of Canada.png}} [[Canada]].
* [[Copa Libertadores]].
<li style="margin-left: 1.2em;">[[The Game]]</li>

As you can tell, the most passionate [[football]] connoisseurs hail Viasat as the way (the ''via'') to watch their daily dose of top quality football every Saturday (the ''sat'').

{{quote|I drool at the sight of the black and white ball as it moves along grass which I have yet to touch. Sigh... alas, everytime it never goes my way I break some things here and then. Sigh.|Average Football Fan}}

Can't argue with words said by true legends. 👆
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