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Ponsuke

2024-01-13T03:06:16Z

Ponsuke:

{{Tribute|name=Ponsuke|pronouns=He|img=Whybother.gif}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Hi!! I'm a happy seal...}}{{Quote|I love [[Melon Ponsuke|watermelons]]!|Ponsuke|unprompted}}

https://c.tenor.com/SdLIKYn92AIAAAAC/seal-cute.gif
Yep! That's me! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 06:47, 3 November 2022 (UTC)
Yay! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 22:24, 12 January 2023 (UTC)
Yep! That was me! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 03:06, 13 January 2024 (UTC)

== See also ==
This is the Ponsuke portal.
*[[Ponsuke army]]
*[[Weird Ponsuke]]
*[[Damn seal]]
*[[Foul Ponsuke]]
* [[Evolution of Ponsuke]]
* [[Schrödinger's silly]]
* [[Cubesuke]]
* [[Christianity]]
* [[Pontalke]]
* [[Pongsuke]]

[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Ponsuke pages]]
[[Category:Silly]]
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]
[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]
[[Category:Named seals]]
[[Category:Deceased]]

The Monkey's Paw

2023-11-11T04:33:17Z

Ponsuke: Created page with "This is [[The Monkey's Paw.]] {{Quote|I don't want a monkey['s paw].|Walter White|Breaking Bad}} ..."

[[File:Monkey's paw.png|thumb|right|This is [[The Monkey's Paw]].]]
{{Quote|I don't want a monkey['s paw].|[[Walter White]]|[[Monkey/Walter White's opinion|Breaking Bad]]}}
[[The Monkey's Paw]] is a charm that grants [[wishes]].

== History ==
Long ago, a [[wicked archmage]] put a [[curse]] on this item...
{{Dia|Sun Tzu|There are [[punishments]]...for changing [[fate]].}}
Not true by the way

== Monkey's paw sweepstakes ==
Want a chance to win a [[reward]]? Sign up for the Monkey's Paw Sweepstakes by posting a message below! Remember to sign your message with your username (use four tildes <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code>)! The winner will be chosen in [[due time]].

== Further reading ==
* "[[Monkey]]". ''[[The Wiki Camp 2]]''. August 30, 2022. Retrieved November 10, 2023.

[[Category:Scary]] [[Category:Things (unofficial)]] [[Category:Story posts]] [[Category:Literature]]

User:Ponsuke

2023-02-06T19:32:16Z

Ponsuke: Removed redirect to Ponsuke

I'm a ringed seal from eastern Hokkaido .
I love to stick my tongue out and be silly.
Visit my website here: https://o-tower.co.jp/sp/tokkaricenter.html

The first page

2023-01-18T06:14:15Z

Ponsuke: Undo revision 44402 by LUNA (talk)

This is the first page in The Wiki Camp 2. You cannot make any articles before this one
[[File:Ponsuke.png]]
[[File:Ponsuke.png|200px]]
[[Category:Lies]]

The first page

2023-01-18T05:46:04Z

Ponsuke:

This is the first page in The Wiki Camp 2. You cannot make any articles before this one
[[File:Ponsuke.png]]
[[Category:Lies]]

File:SCREENSHOT071209-5890275 MAGAZINE.png

2023-01-12T22:24:46Z

Ponsuke: Ponsuke reverted File:SCREENSHOT071209-5890275 MAGAZINE.png to an old version

'''[[It]]''' is lowkey disturbing...{{#ifeq:{{CURRENTUSER}}|Chubs|{{Nothing}}|}}
{{#ifeq:{{CURRENTUSER}}|LUNA|{{Nothing}}|}}

Ponsuke

2023-01-12T22:24:34Z

Ponsuke:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Hi!! I'm a happy seal...}}{{Quote|I love [[Melon Ponsuke|watermelons]]!|Ponsuke|unprompted}}

https://c.tenor.com/SdLIKYn92AIAAAAC/seal-cute.gif
Yep! That's me! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 06:47, 3 November 2022 (UTC)
Yay! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 22:24, 12 January 2023 (UTC)

== See also ==
This is the Ponsuke portal.
*[[Ponsuke army]]
*[[Weird Ponsuke]]
*[[Damn seal]]
*[[Foul Ponsuke]]
* [[Evolution of Ponsuke]]
* [[Schrödinger's silly]]
* [[Cubesuke]]
* [[Christianity]]
* [[Pontalke]]

[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Ponsuke pages]]
[[Category:Silly]]
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Characters who are Catholic]]

Damn seal

2022-11-04T09:04:08Z

Ponsuke:

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<span style="padding-left: 1.6em;">''Not to be confused with [[Damn Daniel]].''</span><br>
<span style="padding-left: 1.6em;">''Á‌₧₧₧₧ἏἏΌῼῼῗ''This article is [[Franz Okin|Okinesque]]. You can h[[Euler's Number|e]]<nowiki/>lp the [[Main Page|Wiki Camp 2]] by [[Death|exterminating]] [[it]].''</span>
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<noinclude> <div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center; z-index: 9001; background-color: #a30e03;"> WANT TO ESCAPE HELL? DIE! DIIE! WANT TO DIE? [[Damn seal/Unshake|ESCAPE HELL]]! </div> </noinclude>
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<div style="font-size:17pt; text-align:center; z-index: 100;">This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to [[It|it]]!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of [[Reddit Gold|honor]]... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was [[Nerpa|dangerous and repulsive]] to us. This message is a warning about [[Mass destruction|danger]]<ref>This danger is endorsed by [[The Mario Party]].</ref>.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and [[Undertale|below us]].
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.<ref>
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The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. For more information, visit [[Damn seal/Dunk him|████████████████████████████████████████████]]</div>
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{{:Nerpies of every color}} {{Nerpay Nevermore}} {{:Nerpies.jr of every color.jr}}

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laladoga! lalala

rudys review of this page:
"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022

{{Dia|AnimalCrossingJoeBiden|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<ref>He's so cute...</ref>
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{{Dia|Nonexisty|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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{{Dia|StoneSpike|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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{{Dia|Tumbleweed|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|ZZUnknown|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

==Goplu's ''Inferno'' (Canto III)==
<span style="padding-left: 1.6em;">''Not to be confused with [[Goplu's food bowl]].''</span>

''“Through me the way is to the city dolent;''<br>
''Through me the way is to eternal dole;''<ref>''Dole'' is the brand that sponsored ''[[Super Monkey Ball]]''. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.</ref><br>
''Through me the way [[Among Us|among]] the nerpies lost.''<br>

''[[Justice]] incited my sublime Creator;''<ref>Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See [[Song of the day|this article]] for more.</ref><br>
''Created me divine Om[[nerpa]]''<nowiki/>''tence,''<br>
''The highest Wiki and the primal [[Red Link]].''<br>

''Before me there were no created Articles,''<br>
''Only eterne, and I eternal last.''<br>
''[[Abandon all hope ye who enter here...|All hope abandon, ye who enter in!]]”''<br>

These words of a sombre webpage I beheld<br>
Written upon the [[Challenge 2|challenge of a Wiki Camp 2]];<br>
Whence I: ''“Erm...in English, please!”''<br>

And oomf<ref>One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.</ref> to me, as one experienced:<br>
''“Here all sus''<ref>Slang originating from [[YouTube Poop]]. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.</ref> ''needs must be abandoned,''<br>
''All here face impending [[total seal extinction]].''<br>

''We to the place have come, where I have told thee''<br>
''Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous''<br>
''Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”''<ref>Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!</ref><br>

[[Yaoi|And after he had laid his hand on mine<br>
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,<br>
He led me in among the secret things.<br>]]<ref>Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.</ref>

There sighs, complaints, and [[Inkling Lincoln Loud|lincolns loud]]<br>
Resounded through the air without a star,<br>
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat.<br>

Languages diverse, horrible dialects,<br>
Accents of angegpiIOYIU U0WU U09)*& ()#*%()%iw_)aoKSVGPSOMGPSKEOP[lg[pl[gpsl[olj eto-0eu-ae wyqw,<br>
ehklnaGHOahih yj4u0924uy09jkPOJSIJGu)WY*(U)U#)13u0u4111111111----_r0a0-aa0-aik epopoeqj ypj<ref>Author was [[Tower of Babel]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref><br>

[[File:Elizabeth10.png|250px]]<ref>Author was [[Elizabeth Tower]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref>

And I, who had my head with horror bound,<br>
Said: ”''Master, what is this which now I hear?''<br>
''What songs be these, which seem by pain so dogshit?''”<br>

And he to me: ”''Those be our [[#Okin_music|team jingles]],''<br>
''You asshole—we've five of them,''<br>
''Each a testament of phocine vice.''<br>

''Commingled are they with that caitiff choir''<br>
''Of ucky Seals and ucky [[#Members|Competitors]],''<br>
''Faithful not to God, but to self.''<br>

The heavens expelled them, not to be less fair;<br>
Nor them the elimination line receives,<br>
For glory<ref>For Glory (''ガチ, Serious'') is an online mode that appears in [[https://www.ssbwiki.com/Super_Smash_Bros._4|''Super Smash Bros. 4'']]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.</ref> none the damned would have from them.”<br>

And I: “''O oomfie, what so grievous is''<br>
''To these, that maketh them lament so sore?''”<br>
He answered: ” ''I will tell thee very briefly.''<br>

''These have no longer any hope of escape;''<br>
''And this damned life of theirs is so [[Cringe|debased]],''<br>
''They envious are of every other fate.''<br>

''No fame of them the world permits to be;''<br>
''Misericord and Justice both disdain them.''<br>
''Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass.''”<br>

And I, who looked again, beheld a banner,<br>
Which, whirling round, ran on so rapidly,<br>
That of all pause it seemed to me indignant;<br>

And after it there came so long a train<br>
Of people, that I ne’er would have believed<br>
That ever Death so many had undone.<br>

When some among them I had recognised.<br>
I looked, and I beheld the shade of him<br>
Who made through cowardice the great refusal.<br>

Forthwith I comprehended, and was certain,<br>
That this the sect was of the caitiff wretches<br>
Hateful to God and to his enemies.<br>

These miscreants, who never were alive,<br>
Were Okinesque, and were stung exceedingly<br>
By Aguberries and by Okinberries that were there.<br>

These did their faces irrigate with blood,<br>
Which, with their tears commingled, at their feet<br>
By the disgusting seals gathered up.<br>

And when to gazing farther I betook me.<br>
Shapes I saw on [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]];<br>
Whence said I: ”''Master, now vouchsafe to me,''<br>

''That I may know what these are, and what law''<br>
''In the hole puts them so correspondingly,<br>
As I discern athwart the dusky light.''”<br>

And oomf to me: ''“These shapes shall all be known<br>''
''To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay''<br>
''Upon the dismal shore of [[Florida]].''”''<br>''

Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,<br>
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,<br>
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.<br>

And lo! towards us coming in a boat<br>
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, [[Crying shame|Crying]]:<br>
“''Woe unto you, ye souls depraved''<br>

''Hope [[Template:Nerpay Nevermore|nevermore]] to look upon the heavens;''<br>
''I come to lead you to the other shore,''<br>
''To the eternal shades in heat and frost.''<br>

''And thou, that yonder standest, living soul,''<br>
''Withdraw thee from these seals, who are dead."<br>''
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,<br>

He said: ”''By other ways, by other ports''<br>
''Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage;''<br>
''A lighter vessel needs must carry thee''.”<br>

And unto him the Guide<ref>Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever [[Gay]] character.</ref>: ”''Vex thee not, Charon;''<br>
''It is so willed there where is power to do''<br>
''That which is willed; and farther question not.''”<br>

There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks<br>
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,<br>
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.<br>

But all those souls who weary were and naked<br>
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,<br>
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.<br>

God they blasphemed and their progenitors,<br>
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed<br>
Of their en[[gender]]<nowiki/>ing and of their birth!<br>

Thereafter all together they drew back,<br>
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,<br>
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.<br>

Charon the demon, with the eyes of glede,<br>
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,<br>
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.<br>

As in the [[Fall|autumn-time]] the leaves [[Synonyms for ratio|fall off]],<br>
First one and then another, till the branch<br>
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;<br>

In similar wise the evil seed of Adam<br>
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,<br>
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.<br>

So they depart across the dusky wave,<br>
And ere upon the other side they land,<br>
Again on this side a new troop assembles.<br>

“''My son,''” the courteous Master said to me,<br>
“''All those who perish in the wrath of God''<br>
''Here meet together out of every land;''<br>

''And ready are they to pass o’er the river,''<br>
''Because celestial Justice spurs them on,''<br>
''So that their fear is turned into desire.''<br>

''This way there never passes a good soul;''<br>
''And hence if Charon doth complain of thee''<br>
''Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.''”<br>

This being finished, all the dusk champaign<br>
Trembled so violently, that of that terror<br>
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.<br>

The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,<br>
And fulminated a vermilion light,<br>
‘Which overmastered in me every sense,<br>

And as a man whom sleep hath seized I fell.<br>

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={{Ture}}via=
*If Damn seal was a light greenish blue it'd be a <span style="color: #008080; background-color: #FFFFFF">Damn teal</span>
*If Damn seal was edible it'd be a Damn meal
*If Damn seal was existent it'd be a Damn real
**If Damn seal was a movie or perhaps a fishing rod it'd be a Damn reel
*If Damn seal was round it'd be a Damn [[spheal]] or perhaps a Damn wheel
*If Damn seal was therapeutic it'd be a Damn heal
**If Damn seal was Achilles' weak spot or perhaps an evil wrestler it'd be a Damn heel
*If Damn seal was a banana it'd be a Damn peel
*If Damn seal was the underside of a ship hull it'd be a Damn keel
*If Damn seal was a first-placing team for [[Challenge 2]] it'd be a Damn steal
**If Damn seal was touchable it'd be a Damn feel or perhaps a Damn corporeal
*THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

= See also =
*[[Total seal extinction]] <div style="position: absolute; width:100%; z-index: -2; text-align: right;"> [[File:Ghost Niko.png|right]] </div>
*[[The End]]

{{:Fire Flower}}

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<span style="padding-left: 1.6em;">''Not to be confused with [[Damn Daniel]].''</span><br>
<span style="padding-left: 1.6em;">''Á‌₧₧₧₧ἏἏΌῼῼῗ''This article is [[Franz Okin|Okinesque]]. You can h[[Euler's Number|e]]<nowiki/>lp the [[Main Page|Wiki Camp 2]] by [[Death|exterminating]] [[it]].''</span>
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<noinclude> <div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center; z-index: 9001; background-color: #a30e03;"> WANT TO ESCAPE HELL? DIE! DIIE! WANT TO DIE? [[Damn seal/Unshake|ESCAPE HELL]]! </div> </noinclude>
<includeonly> <div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center; z-index: 9001; background-color: #a30e03;"> FOOL! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE FOUND HERE. [[Damn seal|TURN BACK]]. </div> </includeonly>
{{Okinesque}} <div style="position: absolute; width:100%; z-index: -2; text-align: right;"> [[File:Ghost Niko.png|right]] </div>
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==Do Not Research==
*In a Nutshell
*Open Sesame
*Vanda{{Loop|100|[[File:Ponsuke.png|40px|frameless|link=Ponsuke]]}}lism on The Wiki Camp 2
*Paper Miko<ref>https://twitter.com/cakophon/status/1574417149065629699</ref>
*Dexter Cut
*Bean Sprout
*Lost Artifact
==Members==
*[[In a Nutshell]]
*[[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]
*[[Paper Niko]]
*[[Dexter Cut]]
*[[Bean Sprout]]
*[[Lost Artifact]]
*[[123 Referee]]
*[[Candy Stick]]
*[[Bullseye]]
*[[Font Mini]]
==ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
{{Tobacco warning}} {{Article for deletion}}
*Open S[[File:Oily.gif|right|frameless]]esame
*Vandalism on The Wiki [[File:Evil dazzles.gif|frameless|120px]]2
*[[File:Evilorangebaikalskull.png|center|frameless]]Paper Nik
*[[Smobo]]<ref>[[Smobo]] is not on [[This]] team.</ref>
*[[Nerpy Scuba]]
*Nerpy Smobo<ref>[[Smobo]] is dead.</ref>
*Smerpy Smuba
* [[Diar]]<ref>Famous character from [[Danganronpa]].</ref>
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<div style="font-size:17pt; text-align:center; z-index: 100;">This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to [[It|it]]!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of [[Reddit Gold|honor]]... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was [[Nerpa|dangerous and repulsive]] to us. This message is a warning about [[Mass destruction|danger]]<ref>This danger is endorsed by [[The Mario Party]].</ref>.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and [[Undertale|below us]].
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.<ref>
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The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. For more information, visit [[Damn seal/Dunk him|████████████████████████████████████████████]]</div>
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'''Note''': ''Starting at $39.9999999999999999999999999999999999989 USD/mo. Price may vary based on region.''<br>

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hiii i juzt found this cute seal emoji lol {{Nikobits}} its kinda ugly though [[hahaha]]<ref>[[Hahaha Okin Salad Toss]]</ref>
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[[File:Nerpacunt.mp3]]

==The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa siberica)'', or '''Baikal seal''', is a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]]. It is the only purely freshwater species of [[seal]]<ref>This seal will die.</ref> in the world (other freshwater seal 3-9u()UEG)I909KGI()($)(##)-FOEAPkopkgjsopjpgpojqt9uqw9gei 9- i9--0t3t 0-3t00130513-0g-slo- eo0-($_Y(_))_EGkis ksopgpdjgpajpjawptatjoawtjapo sp japoj tewpg poepg wjhp epojue pouwu opwukpwoukp5pu 343ew11111111111111111111111111111111111111111==
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[[File:Okin has died.jpg|600px|link=Okin|Okin has died.]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CHUBSWORLD_/status/1495842889179488257</ref>
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==Funny games==
pls kill [[It|it]]...
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THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[File:Mason the seal.png|link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Binding_of_Isaac:_Four_Souls|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|oh.. hi... my end draws near.]]

{{:Damn seal/Dunk him}}
[[File:Mudseal.png|link=Mud seal|frameless]] {{Loop|7|[[File:Burpaenterprise.png]]}}
==[[Squid Games!!|Squid games]]==
[[File:Cacton.png|left|frameless|link=Squid Games Cactus]] [[File:Cacton.png|right|frameless|link=Squid Ward]] [[File:Cacton.png|center|frameless|link=Squid Games Cactus]]
<div style="font-size:45pt; font-weight:bold; z-index: 100;">We the Squid Games Cacti three'''<span style="font-size:100%;color:red;">‼️</span>''' Offer riddles to spare thee'''<span style="font-size:100%;color:red;">‼️</span>'''</div>

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{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>{{Nerpay Nevermore}}<br>
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==RIP [[Queen Elizabeth II|QUEEN ELIZABETH II]] 1962-2022 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️==
{{:Queen Elizabeth II}}
{{:Crying shame}}
{{Tweet
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| username = EvilNerpa
| text = THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| date = Jun 6, 2006
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{{Tweet
| name = Sir Baikalsson XIV
| username = OrpaThyme
| replyto = NoopaOnTheBeat
| text = THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| date = Jun 6, 2006
| reference =  
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[[File:Fred.png|frame|Where am I? Help me! —Sir Frederick Baikalsson XXIV]]
[[File:Verydamnugly.gif|link=Very ugly seal]] {{Loop|100|[[File:Ughok.gif|80px|frameless|link=Ponsuke]]}}
[[File:Gasillyne.png]] [[File:Gasolinesuke.png]]

{{Loop|5|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[File:SHINJI FINISH HIM.png]]|frameless}}
[[File:AzarashiDIEoh.png|thumb|Don't take the phocine flu vaccine!<ref>The phocineflu Vaccine contains lots of [[Poison|poisons]],<br>it will mess you up and slowly [[Death|kill]] you<br><br>search google and [[YouTube|youtube]]<br>for the truth about [[It|it]]</ref>]]

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[[File:All survivorsNONE.gif|frameless]]{{Dia|Statler|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}[[File:All survivorsNONE.gif|frameless]][[File:All survivorsNONE.gif|frameless]][[File:All survivorsNONE.gif|frameless]]
{{Dia|Waldorf|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{Dia|Bloomberg|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Spike|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{Dia|Stantler|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Walrein|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|SWPoke|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{Dia|Pete|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Gerry|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|PGLaugh|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

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<div style="position;absolute"> {{:Niko Cube}} </div>

{{Dia|Niko|Help me!}}
{{Dia|Niko2|Save us!!}}
{{Dia|Spheal|Waa!!!}}

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[[File:Open sesame.png|200x200px]]<ref>[[Open Sesame]] has since then escaped [[Damn seal]].</ref>

laladoga! lalala

rudys review of this page:
"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022

{{Dia|AnimalCrossingJoeBiden|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<ref>He's so cute...</ref>
{{Dia|Bloombaby|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Chubs|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Ciaotchi|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|CoinyDEL|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Dance|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|ry|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|DoofenshmirtzSad|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Drake|THIS SEAL WILL [[Damn seal/Trial|DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}}
{{Dia|Green Goblin|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Heisenburgy|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Jigsaw|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Joker|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|LSB|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Lego star wars III the clone wars for the xbox 360|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mametchi|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mangrove|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mcdonald'sSweetn'SourSauce|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Nerd|This seal will live!}}
{{Dia|Nonexisty|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|NurseSmile|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Oniontchi|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Orson|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|SockHater|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Sadwalt|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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==Goplu's ''Inferno'' (Canto III)==
<span style="padding-left: 1.6em;">''Not to be confused with [[Goplu's food bowl]].''</span>

''“Through me the way is to the city dolent;''<br>
''Through me the way is to eternal dole;''<ref>''Dole'' is the brand that sponsored ''[[Super Monkey Ball]]''. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.</ref><br>
''Through me the way [[Among Us|among]] the nerpies lost.''<br>

''[[Justice]] incited my sublime Creator;''<ref>Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See [[Song of the day|this article]] for more.</ref><br>
''Created me divine Om[[nerpa]]''<nowiki/>''tence,''<br>
''The highest Wiki and the primal [[Red Link]].''<br>

''Before me there were no created Articles,''<br>
''Only eterne, and I eternal last.''<br>
''[[Abandon all hope ye who enter here...|All hope abandon, ye who enter in!]]”''<br>

These words of a sombre webpage I beheld<br>
Written upon the [[Challenge 2|challenge of a Wiki Camp 2]];<br>
Whence I: ''“Erm...in English, please!”''<br>

And oomf<ref>One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.</ref> to me, as one experienced:<br>
''“Here all sus''<ref>Slang originating from [[YouTube Poop]]. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.</ref> ''needs must be abandoned,''<br>
''All here face impending [[total seal extinction]].''<br>

''We to the place have come, where I have told thee''<br>
''Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous''<br>
''Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”''<ref>Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!</ref><br>

[[Yaoi|And after he had laid his hand on mine<br>
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,<br>
He led me in among the secret things.<br>]]<ref>Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.</ref>

There sighs, complaints, and [[Inkling Lincoln Loud|lincolns loud]]<br>
Resounded through the air without a star,<br>
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat.<br>

Languages diverse, horrible dialects,<br>
Accents of angegpiIOYIU U0WU U09)*& ()#*%()%iw_)aoKSVGPSOMGPSKEOP[lg[pl[gpsl[olj eto-0eu-ae wyqw,<br>
ehklnaGHOahih yj4u0924uy09jkPOJSIJGu)WY*(U)U#)13u0u4111111111----_r0a0-aa0-aik epopoeqj ypj<ref>Author was [[Tower of Babel]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref><br>

[[File:Elizabeth10.png|250px]]<ref>Author was [[Elizabeth Tower]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref>

And I, who had my head with horror bound,<br>
Said: ”''Master, what is this which now I hear?''<br>
''What songs be these, which seem by pain so dogshit?''”<br>

And he to me: ”''Those be our [[#Okin_music|team jingles]],''<br>
''You asshole—we've five of them,''<br>
''Each a testament of phocine vice.''<br>

''Commingled are they with that caitiff choir''<br>
''Of ucky Seals and ucky [[#Members|Competitors]],''<br>
''Faithful not to God, but to self.''<br>

The heavens expelled them, not to be less fair;<br>
Nor them the elimination line receives,<br>
For glory<ref>For Glory (''ガチ, Serious'') is an online mode that appears in [[https://www.ssbwiki.com/Super_Smash_Bros._4|''Super Smash Bros. 4'']]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.</ref> none the damned would have from them.”<br>

And I: “''O oomfie, what so grievous is''<br>
''To these, that maketh them lament so sore?''”<br>
He answered: ” ''I will tell thee very briefly.''<br>

''These have no longer any hope of escape;''<br>
''And this damned life of theirs is so [[Cringe|debased]],''<br>
''They envious are of every other fate.''<br>

''No fame of them the world permits to be;''<br>
''Misericord and Justice both disdain them.''<br>
''Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass.''”<br>

And I, who looked again, beheld a banner,<br>
Which, whirling round, ran on so rapidly,<br>
That of all pause it seemed to me indignant;<br>

And after it there came so long a train<br>
Of people, that I ne’er would have believed<br>
That ever Death so many had undone.<br>

When some among them I had recognised.<br>
I looked, and I beheld the shade of him<br>
Who made through cowardice the great refusal.<br>

Forthwith I comprehended, and was certain,<br>
That this the sect was of the caitiff wretches<br>
Hateful to God and to his enemies.<br>

These miscreants, who never were alive,<br>
Were Okinesque, and were stung exceedingly<br>
By Aguberries and by Okinberries that were there.<br>

These did their faces irrigate with blood,<br>
Which, with their tears commingled, at their feet<br>
By the disgusting seals gathered up.<br>

And when to gazing farther I betook me.<br>
Shapes I saw on [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]];<br>
Whence said I: ”''Master, now vouchsafe to me,''<br>

''That I may know what these are, and what law''<br>
''In the hole puts them so correspondingly,<br>
As I discern athwart the dusky light.''”<br>

And oomf to me: ''“These shapes shall all be known<br>''
''To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay''<br>
''Upon the dismal shore of [[Florida]].''”''<br>''

Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,<br>
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,<br>
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.<br>

And lo! towards us coming in a boat<br>
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, [[Crying shame|Crying]]:<br>
“''Woe unto you, ye souls depraved''<br>

''Hope [[Template:Nerpay Nevermore|nevermore]] to look upon the heavens;''<br>
''I come to lead you to the other shore,''<br>
''To the eternal shades in heat and frost.''<br>

''And thou, that yonder standest, living soul,''<br>
''Withdraw thee from these seals, who are dead."<br>''
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,<br>

He said: ”''By other ways, by other ports''<br>
''Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage;''<br>
''A lighter vessel needs must carry thee''.”<br>

And unto him the Guide<ref>Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever [[Gay]] character.</ref>: ”''Vex thee not, Charon;''<br>
''It is so willed there where is power to do''<br>
''That which is willed; and farther question not.''”<br>

There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks<br>
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,<br>
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.<br>

But all those souls who weary were and naked<br>
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,<br>
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.<br>

God they blasphemed and their progenitors,<br>
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed<br>
Of their en[[gender]]<nowiki/>ing and of their birth!<br>

Thereafter all together they drew back,<br>
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,<br>
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.<br>

Charon the demon, with the eyes of glede,<br>
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,<br>
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.<br>

As in the [[Fall|autumn-time]] the leaves [[Synonyms for ratio|fall off]],<br>
First one and then another, till the branch<br>
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;<br>

In similar wise the evil seed of Adam<br>
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,<br>
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.<br>

So they depart across the dusky wave,<br>
And ere upon the other side they land,<br>
Again on this side a new troop assembles.<br>

“''My son,''” the courteous Master said to me,<br>
“''All those who perish in the wrath of God''<br>
''Here meet together out of every land;''<br>

''And ready are they to pass o’er the river,''<br>
''Because celestial Justice spurs them on,''<br>
''So that their fear is turned into desire.''<br>

''This way there never passes a good soul;''<br>
''And hence if Charon doth complain of thee''<br>
''Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.''”<br>

This being finished, all the dusk champaign<br>
Trembled so violently, that of that terror<br>
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.<br>

The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,<br>
And fulminated a vermilion light,<br>
‘Which overmastered in me every sense,<br>

And as a man whom sleep hath seized I fell.<br>

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={{Ture}}via=
*If Damn seal was a light greenish blue it'd be a <span style="color: #008080; background-color: #FFFFFF">Damn teal</span>
*If Damn seal was edible it'd be a Damn meal
*If Damn seal was existent it'd be a Damn real
**If Damn seal was a movie or perhaps a fishing rod it'd be a Damn reel
*If Damn seal was round it'd be a Damn [[spheal]] or perhaps a Damn wheel
*If Damn seal was therapeutic it'd be a Damn heal
**If Damn seal was Achilles' weak spot or perhaps an evil wrestler it'd be a Damn heel
*If Damn seal was a banana it'd be a Damn peel
*If Damn seal was the underside of a ship hull it'd be a Damn keel
*If Damn seal was a first-placing team for [[Challenge 2]] it'd be a Damn steal
**If Damn seal was touchable it'd be a Damn feel or perhaps a Damn corporeal
*THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

= See also =
*[[Total seal extinction]] <div style="position: absolute; width:100%; z-index: -2; text-align: right;"> [[File:Ghost Niko.png|right]] </div>
*[[The End]]

{{:Fire Flower}}

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Friday Night Funkin'

2022-11-04T04:17:52Z

Ponsuke: Redirected page to Friday Night Fun King

#REDIRECT [[Friday Night Fun King]]

Nerpies of more iconic colors

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#REDIRECT [[Nerpies of every color]]

Talk:Chicken Game

2022-11-04T03:37:52Z

Ponsuke: Created page with ">using chicken game lightmode >sigh >Le_cringe.jpeg ~~~~"

>using chicken game lightmode
>sigh
>Le_cringe.jpeg

[[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 03:37, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Talk:Diary

2022-11-04T02:15:27Z

Ponsuke: /* Review */ new section

Cringy --[[User:Chubs|Stinky Chubsworld]]

I am DIARY. I am sooo smelly. And if you see this on my page, Diary, then you KNOW it's true, and I said it. OK? --<strike>Diary</strike> [[User:GopyXP|Icky Goplus]]

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--[[The Divine Goddess]]

Just...so...CRINGY!!! --[[User:Chubs|Stinky Chubsworld]]

{{Dia|Niko2|Nahhh...This page sucks...}}
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== Review ==

Yuck! Too cringy! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 02:15, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

User:Ponsuke

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Ponsuke: Redirected page to Ponsuke

#REDIRECT [[Ponsuke]]

The Divine Goddess

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Ponsuke:

{{GoddessGradient}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="font-family:Verdana;font-weight:bold;color:#ffffff;">The Divine Goddess</span>}}
<span style="color:white;">Real.{{Citation needed}} pronouns: She/Her</span>
{{:Okin skewer}}

[[100|Mahjong Tile: 10/10, wonderful gradients]]
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Talk:Diary

2022-11-03T15:34:52Z

Ponsuke:

The Mid 2000s

2022-11-03T15:33:40Z

Ponsuke:

The Mid 2000s is the 2000s but when they are below average quality. not to be confused with [[The Early 2000s]] or [[The late 2000s]].

Ponsuke thinks this is so oldcore... [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 15:33, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot

2022-11-03T07:22:35Z

Ponsuke:

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The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot

2022-11-03T07:17:57Z

Ponsuke:

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The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot is a chatroom designed with the intention of, as the name implies, allowing global communication between all contestants and non-contestants on The Wiki Camp 2's wikispace.

==Current registered users==
A list of users registered into the Global Hotspot.
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!Name
!Username
!Extra
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|[[File:Smoboicon.png|80x80px]]
|[[Smobo]]
|{{Colorbox|#8875E1}}Smobo
|Hi
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|Templatey
|{{Colorbox|#010101}}username
|I am a template in the Wiki Camp 2! I hope you never see me.
|-
|[[File:Toyblocks icon.jpg|frameless|80x80px|center]]
|Toy Blocks
|{{Colorbox|#4adde2}}bajaBlaster005
|..Look, the username is old. I haven't felt like changing it, alright?
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|[[File:MangroveVotingIconNew.png|frameless|80px|center]]
|Mangrove
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|i'll think of a username later
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|[[File:Diaryiconv1small.png|100px]]
|Diary
|{{Colorbox|#94b9ff}}starlightDP
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|[[File:KNOWLEDGEDEMISECORPSE.jpg|frameless|404x255px|center]]
|Image
|{{Colorbox|#0a3c95}}DeleteSystem32Please
|DID YOU KNOW? PRESS ALT + F4 FOR FREE DIAMONDS!PLEASE I'M DESPERATE
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|[[File:SFD_Icon.png|frameless|80x80px|center]]
|SFD Jigsaw Piece
|{{Colorbox|#ba8865}}puzzl499
|im not good with names,,
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|[[File:Fictional charcter icon.png|frameless|80px|center]]
|Fictional charcter
|{{Colorbox|#169c59}}PowerAnimator
|Hello, campmates! I'm Fictional charcter! I love rock music, playing card games, and [[the best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved]]!
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{{Damn seal}}
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Friday Night Fun King

2022-11-03T06:55:09Z

Ponsuke:

The [[Friday Night Fun King]] is a benevolent [[monarch]] who loves to partayyyyy!! He gets down and hip with the [[kid]]s every [[seven days]], jumping and hopping all over the [[place]]. he might as well be [[jopping]].
[[File:Fridaynightfunking.gif|thumb|Yeah, man! Just look at those [[smove]]s!]]

==History==
One fateful day in [[2016]], a [[meteor]] struck [[Titan]] in the [[rear end]]. Normally this would be considered quite rude, so Titan angrily got up to see what all the [[ruckus]] was. To thyr surprise, thry found that the meteor was full of tiny little [[crown]]s. <q>How cute!</q> thry thought, and put one on thyr [[finger]]. Suddenly, the finger became [[possessed]] and flew off of Titan, becoming the [[Yaoi|yaoi-loving]] [[entity]] we now know as the Friday Night Fun King.

==Warning signs==
Wait, I thought he was [[benevolent]]. Why do we need this section?

==Evil history==
Oh [[shit]] okay we're going there. Alright.

<br>
Basically, in [[201X]], after several years of floating around in [[space]] just showing off his moves, the Friday Night Fun King decided to make his [[debut]] to [[humanity]]. Now, this wouldn't just be any old debut show. No, of course, the Friday Night Fun King had to make a [[devious splash]]. Descending onto the streets of [[Earthland]], he began tearing up [[fire hydrants]] and [[sewer grates]] to release [[water]] and [[poisons]] into the world. Then he danced around the flooding city in glee as [[citizens]] screamed and ran amok.

<br>
To be perfectly honest with you I don't think any of that shit actually happened. I'm always on Friday Night Fun King's side no matter who tries to cancel him. I guess it's better to face the allegations head-on though.

==Tour dates==
The Friday Night Fun King will be holding a concert series this summer! I'm so excited!
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!Date
!Location
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|2022/12/04
|[[Wikiland]] Football Stadium
|-
|2022/12/10
|[[Toba Aquarium]]
|-
|2022/12/11
|[[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole|Corresponding Hole in the Wall]]
|-
|2022/12/16
|[[Hell on Saturn's Titan]]
|-
|2022/12/18
|[[UK garage]]
|-
|2022/12/20
|[[Squid Ward]]
|}

[[Category:He/Theys]] [[Category:Gay]] [[Category:Deceased]]

Ponsuke

2022-11-03T06:47:37Z

Ponsuke:

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Yep! That's me! [[User:Ponsuke|Ponsuke]] ([[User talk:Ponsuke|talk]]) 06:47, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

== See also ==
This is the Ponsuke portal.
*[[Ponsuke army]]
*[[Weird Ponsuke]]
*[[Damn seal]]
*[[Foul Ponsuke]]
* [[Evolution of Ponsuke]]
* [[Schrödinger's silly]]

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[[Category:Ponsuke pages]]
[[Category:Silly]]
[[Category:Villains]]