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Richard Guy's bank account

2023-12-11T23:19:41Z

RichestGuyEver:

==TRANSACTION HISTORY==
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!BEFORE
!AFTER
!USER
!NOTE
|-
|'''$100,000,000,000'''
|'''$99,999,999,999'''
| [[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Bought a cookie.
|-
|'''$99,999,999,999'''
|'''$99,994,999,999'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Donated to [[Statley and Waldonf/Splitscreen]]
|-
|'''$99,994,999,999'''
|'''$98,994,999,999'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Paid tax.
|-
|'''$98,994,999,999'''
|'''$93,994,999,999'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Bought [[Twitter]]
|-
|'''$93,994,999,999'''
|'''$93,994,999,994'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Gave to [[User:N]]
|}

== Audit ==
Greetings Richard Guy,

We have noticed an irregularity in your financial history. Following the supposed purchase of a cookie, a total of exactly [[$1|one]] (1) [[dollar]] and zero (0) cents was withdrawn from your bank account. This is highly suspect. Such an exact difference heavily implies that either the cookie was sold at a suspiciously low price, or you failed to pay sales tax on the good.

Pending your response, we have frozen your bank account. Please understand.

== My bad. ==
I am so fucking sorry. I will be sending 1 billion dollars in sales tax to make up for it.

- [[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]]) 23:14, 11 December 2023 (UTC)

==mr rich guy==
can i borrow 5 dollars

== Yes ==
Always.
[[Category:Tax forms]]

Richard Guy

2023-12-11T23:18:02Z

RichestGuyEver: Redirected page to User:RichestGuyEver

#REDIRECT [[User:RichestGuyEver]]

Twitter

2023-12-11T23:17:07Z

RichestGuyEver:

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Twitter promotional materials leaked by a whistleblower.

[[File:Sealon Musk.jpg|thumb|The unfortunate current owner of Twitter, [[Sealon Musk]].]]
'''Twitter''' was a [[social media]] website founded by Erk T. W. Itterfieldbaumhausershire[[berries|berry]][[okincheez|cheez]] [[:Category:Juniors|Jr.]], better known as [[Toad Bruno|'''Bruno''']]. In Twitter, you play ''as'' Twitter, pressing the spacebar to jump over [[Pipe|pipes]]. Twitter uses a system of "hashtags", or clumps, that sorts posts into like topics, akin to a shoddy off-brand version of this wiki's categories. Following a recent update, the site has become a place to share content or make text posts once daily, similar to a daily [[journal]].
{{Community notes|"Twitter" is no longer a "website" but "a" superapp. This enables it to [[package tracking|track packages]].}}

Twitter was in the process of being bought by eccentric billionaire [[Michael Bloomberg]], but he was outbid by Sealon Musk. He then renamed it to '''[[X]]''', though in our hearts, it'll remain Twitter.
{{Community notes|Michael Bloomberg never intended to buy Twitter, and was instead focused on building his own competitor, tentatively titled [[TheBloomBuzz.net]].}}

Example of a Twitter conversation:
{{Tweet
| name = Nerpa
| username = EvilNerpa
| text = i. am so. EVIL!!!!!
| date = Oct 7, 2022
| reference =  
| image = EVIL NERPA.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = NERPA!!!
| username = MOREEvilNerpa
| replyto = EvilNerpa
| text = yeah? well IM SUPER EVIL!!! UYOU CAN@T BEAT ME!<ref>This tweet has since been deleted. https://twitter.com/MOREEvilNerpa/status/1578931577966407680</ref>
| date = Oct 7, 2022
| reference =  
| image = JUST. SO. EVIL!.jpg
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
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Example of a [[viral Tweet]]:
{{:Viral Tweet}}

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Note that you can only see [[600]] of these per day, [[Us Xs 10|10x]] that if you're wasting [[money]]. Maybe they might introduce a new thing that allows you to see all the tweets...
{{Community notes|Computer scientists have published studies confirming that adding such a novel never-before-realized feature is impossible without the use of quantum computers. So sads!}}

==Competitors and decline==
Following Musk's acquisition, the ultimate fate of Twitter was uncertain. Some users pre-emptively left the website, flocking to other social media, such as [[Tumblr]], [[Host|Cohost]], or [[NerpaPunch]]. [[Twitter's Doomsday Clock|Won't be long before Musk's control is severed.]]
{{Tweet
| name = Ceritfied Puncher
| username = laughtingstockbroke
| text = twitter down catch me on NerpaPunch
| date = Nov 6, 2022
| reference =  
| image = PuncherIcon.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}

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== Revival and Renaissance==
Rejoice! Twitter has been bought from Elon Musk by [[Richard Guy]]. It will soon relaunch with a new, bubbly take on the classic website's design. Experts say this is fucking awesome.
== Trivia ==
* The default [[profily|pfp]] used to be an [[egg]].
* He called it X because he wanted to be acquired by [[Alphabet]].

==Did you know?==
Sometimes, Twitter users who get really into something (such as a TV series or a game) may spoil things for everyone else, ruining the process of discovery.

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Social media]]
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[[Category:Twitter]]

Richard Guy's bank account

2023-12-11T23:14:08Z

RichestGuyEver:

==TRANSACTION HISTORY==
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!BEFORE
!AFTER
!USER
!NOTE
|-
|'''$100,000,000,000'''
|'''$99,999,999,999'''
| [[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Bought a cookie.
|-
|'''$99,999,999,999'''
|'''$99,994,999,999'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Donated to [[Statley and Waldonf/Splitscreen]]
|-
|'''$99,994,999,999'''
|'''$98,994,999,999'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Paid tax.
|-
|'''$98,994,999,999'''
|'''$93,994,999,999'''
|[[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]])
|Bought [[Twitter]]
|}

== Audit ==
Greetings Richard Guy,

We have noticed an irregularity in your financial history. Following the supposed purchase of a cookie, a total of exactly [[$1|one]] (1) [[dollar]] and zero (0) cents was withdrawn from your bank account. This is highly suspect. Such an exact difference heavily implies that either the cookie was sold at a suspiciously low price, or you failed to pay sales tax on the good.

Pending your response, we have frozen your bank account. Please understand.

== My bad. ==
I am so fucking sorry. I will be sending 1 billion dollars in sales tax to make up for it.

- [[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]]) 23:14, 11 December 2023 (UTC)
[[Category:Tax forms]]

Richard Guy's bank account

2023-12-11T23:03:50Z

RichestGuyEver:

Richard Guy's bank account

2023-12-11T22:59:18Z

RichestGuyEver: Created page with "==TRANSACTION HISTORY== {| class="wikitable" |+ !BEFORE !AFTER !NOTE |- |'''$100,000,000,000''' |'''$99,999,999,999''' |Bought a cookie. |}"

==TRANSACTION HISTORY==
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!BEFORE
!AFTER
!NOTE
|-
|'''$100,000,000,000'''
|'''$99,999,999,999'''
|Bought a cookie.
|}

User:RichestGuyEver

2023-12-11T22:56:43Z

RichestGuyEver: Created page with "I am the #1 Richest Guy on the Planet. My riches are insanely awesome and large. But I am not just rich, I am plently generous as well. Infact, I think I'll let this whole wik..."

I am the #1 Richest Guy on the Planet. My riches are insanely awesome and large. But I am not just rich, I am plently generous as well. Infact, I think I'll let this whole wiki have unrestricted access to [[Richard Guy's bank account|my BANK ACCOUNT]]! Yup, I'm [[Macklemore|fucking awesome]].

Talk:Statley and Waldonf/Splitscreen

2023-12-11T22:52:19Z

RichestGuyEver:

== TIP JAR ==
$1 DOLLAR - [[User:Statley|Statley]] ([[User talk:Statley|talk]]) 22:38, 11 December 2023 (UTC)

$5,000,000 - [[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]]) 22:52, 11 December 2023 (UTC)

Talk:Statley and Waldonf/Splitscreen

2023-12-11T22:52:02Z

RichestGuyEver:

== TIP JAR ==
$1 DOLLAR - [[User:Statley|Statley]] ([[User talk:Statley|talk]]) 22:38, 11 December 2023 (UTC)
$5,000,000 - [[User:RichestGuyEver|RichestGuyEver]] ([[User talk:RichestGuyEver|talk]]) 22:52, 11 December 2023 (UTC)