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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Real life place.jpg|thumb|right|A real life place that exists in a real location irl!]]<br /> {{Distinguish|Fake Life|Half-Life}}<br /> '''Real life''' is all around you. Focus, and observe your [[Real World|surroundings]] - that's '''real life'''.<br /> [[Humans]], and all sorts of other beings, can go out into the world and touch grass. No one on this wiki has ever seen let alone touched grass. But, we make it our mission to accurately{{Wrong}} portray everything and anything every created and not created.<br /> Life was invented by [[God]] or not.&lt;ref&gt;Hopefully this ties over the religious people and nonreligious people for long enough&lt;/ref&gt; The meaning of life was solved by some guy and it's to pet cats.<br /> <br /> ==Activities==<br /> There are many fun things you can do in real life:<br /> * Eat food<br /> * Meet friends<br /> * Meet [[People in real life|enemies]]<br /> * Create artworks<br /> * Swim in [[Specific Ocean|the ocean]]<br /> * Do a [[:Category:Speedruns|speedrun]]<br /> * [[Running in big open fields of grass]]<br /> * [[Capitalism]]<br /> * [[Hopscotch]]<br /> * [[Manslaughter]]<br /> * [[Your Mother]]<br /> * [[Death]]<br /> The possibilities are endless.<br /> <br /> ==Controversies==<br /> In [[1907]], when the first human died, some felt it was unfair. Just because a [[steamroller]] crashes through your house in [[Wyoming]], shouldn't mean that your time on this [[Earth|planet]] is over. <br /> <br /> [[Category:Pages that are not safe from the hogs]][[Category:Real]][[Category:Life]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150785 2026-03-17T16:29:54Z

<p>Scar: let me know if this is too much i can delete it!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.<br /> [[File:Peopleirl.png|thumb|398x398px|An example of people in real life]]<br /> <br /> == Comparison to people online ==<br /> Many consider people in real life to be relatively [[The Normal Camp 2|normal]] compared to people online, which is not the case. While the internet entertains multiple discourses regarding topics such as [[Tumblr|ethics]], [[TikTok|physical appearance]], [[Discord|whether identity theft is okay]], [[Facebook|whether or not Goofy is a dog]], and [[The Wiki Camp 2|the ergonomics of web pages]], having conversations with people in real life can result in topics of [[conversation]] that can drive even the most veteran discourser to madness. Furthermore, much discussion with people in real life can be repetitive, leading to a state of existential madness where one must reconsider their personhood.<br /> <br /> == Topics common to people in real life ==<br /> <br /> * The [[weather]]<br /> * The [[economy]]<br /> * [[Food]]<br /> * Irrational hatred of [[Furry|furries]]<br /> * Irrational hatred of [[women]]<br /> ** Yes, even if they are women<br /> * [[Loser|How their family doesn't talk to them anymore]]<br /> * Food again<br /> * The fact that they've never played [[Zero Escape]]<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> * [[Real life]]<br /> * [[People online]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Scary]][[Category:Thought experiments]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150746 2026-03-16T19:21:00Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.<br /> [[File:Peopleirl.png|thumb|398x398px|An example of people in real life]]<br /> <br /> == Comparison to people online ==<br /> Many consider people in real life to be relatively [[The Normal Camp 2|normal]] compared to people online, which is not the case. While the internet entertains multiple discourses regarding topics such as [[Tumblr|ethics]], [[TikTok|physical appearance]], [[Discord|whether identity theft is okay]], [[Facebook|whether or not Goofy is a dog]], and [[The Wiki Camp 2|the ergonomics of web pages]], having conversations with people in real life can result in topics of [[conversation]] that can drive even the most veteran discourser to madness. Furthermore, much discussion with people in real life can be repetitive, leading to a state of existential madness where one must reconsider their personhood.<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[People online]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Scary]][[Category:Thought experiments]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150745 2026-03-16T19:11:08Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.<br /> [[File:Peopleirl.png|thumb|398x398px|An example of people in real life]]<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[People online]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Scary]][[Category:Thought experiments]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150744 2026-03-16T19:07:32Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.<br /> [[File:Peopleirl.png|thumb|398x398px|An example of people in real life]]<br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Scary]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150743 2026-03-16T19:05:43Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.<br /> [[File:Peopleirl.png|thumb|398x398px|An example of people in real life]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150742 2026-03-16T19:04:17Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Peopleirl.png]]<br /> <br /> '''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|Hey, how's it going?|Quote falsely attributed to people in real life}}'''People in real life''' are a phenomena experienced once you get off of your computer and/or phone and speak to the physical people around you. While many assume that people in real life are relatively ordinary, they're actually fucking insane.</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=People_in_real_life&diff=150739 2026-03-16T18:59:36Z

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Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Death_Note&diff=149285 2026-02-23T15:47:24Z

<p>Scar: Undo revision 149284 by Scar (talk)</p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a {{color|green|trans ally}} or {{color|red|not}}! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a {{color|green|[[trans ally]]}} or {{color|red|not}}! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a {{color|green|trans ally}} or {{color|red|not}}! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a &lt;span style=color:green;&quot;&gt;trans ally&lt;/span&gt; or &lt;span style=color:green;&quot;&gt;not&lt;/span&gt;! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a &lt;span style=color:green;&quot;&gt;[[trans ally]]&lt;/span&gt; or &lt;span style=color:green;&quot;&gt;not&lt;/span&gt;! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a {{coloredlink2|green|trans ally}} or {{coloredlink2|red|not}}! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Sheep_in_the_Big_City&diff=146245 2026-01-06T01:13:55Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Sheep in the Big City''' is the [[best]] cartoon [[Cartoon Network]] has EVER made and you WILL watch it.<br /> <br /> == metaphor ==<br /> sheep from sheep in the big city is a metaphor for being an immigrant, or maybe for being transgender if you squint hard enough<br /> <br /> sheep is also a coming of age story, as he leaves his home life and &quot;family&quot; behind for independence despite them (it's just farmer john) clinging to him<br /> <br /> the secret military organization is a metaphor for how much the military sucks<br /> <br /> == Discussion Questions ==<br /> <br /> # Why is the scientist so gosh-darn ''angry'' all the goddamn time?<br /> # How the hell is Oxymoron still in business, anyway?<br /> # Is this show better than Time Squad? If so, then is it also better than Kitty Bobo?<br /> # How much of a stranglehold does the military-industrial complex hold over Sheep? Show your work.<br /> # Will the pigeon ever drive the bus?<br /> # Will there ever be a glorious return of Cartoon Cartoon Fridays? If not, then begin weeping.<br /> # A train that left the station at 12:40 pm is heading west at 245.2 mp/h. Another train that left the station at 11:19 am is heading east at 432.6 km/h. It is currently 2:15 pm. How long until they both crash into each other?<br /> # [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI4LGTXscR4 What's Dylan Grillin'?]<br /> # I can't do this bit anymore sorry<br /> <br /> [[Category:TV shows]][[Category:Cartoon Network]][[Category:Cartoons]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_11&diff=143484 2025-11-19T19:42:40Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>== Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 93 y n n n y n<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, y, let's calm down, abstain, y, n, y<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 93, no, yes, no, no, abstain, yes<br /> <br /> [[Head of Lettuce]]: 1, n, n, y, y, y, y [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 19:42, 19 November 2025 (UTC)</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_11&diff=143483 2025-11-19T19:42:10Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>== Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 93 y n n n y n<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, y, let's calm down, abstain, y, n, y<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 93, no, yes, no, no, abstain, yes<br /> <br /> [[Head of Lettuce]]: 1, n, n, y, y, y, y</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_11&diff=143482 2025-11-19T19:39:08Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>== Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 93 y n n n y n<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, y, let's calm down, abstain, y, n, y<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 93, no, yes, no, no, abstain, yes<br /> <br /> [[Head of Lettuce]]: 1, n, n, y, y, y, n</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_11&diff=143481 2025-11-19T19:38:55Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>== Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 93 y n n n y n<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, y, let's calm down, abstain, y, n, y<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 93, no, yes, no, no, abstain, yes<br /> <br /> [[Scar]]: 1, n, n, y, y, y, n</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Category:Movies_to_know_when_playing_Cine2Nerdle&diff=142116 2025-10-18T16:34:19Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>Learn the casts well, and [https://www.cinenerdle2.app/ go forth]!<br /> [[Category:Movies]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Rod_Serling&diff=142115 2025-10-18T16:32:09Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Rod Serling''' (December 25, 1924 – Present day, if God loved us) was an eccentric TV and film writer known for creating [[The Twilight Zone|''The Twilight Zone'']] as well as [[Earth (planet)|a fucked up science fiction planet]].<br /> <br /> == TV and Film ==<br /> [[File:Carol and rod.png|thumb|Carol Burnett, about to lose her fucking job.]]<br /> In 1959, Serling created ''The Twilight Zone''. Originally a show about the tormenting psychological training of an [[astronaut]] before he was to enter the titular &quot;[[Zone]],&quot; the plot was completely scrapped by [[Episode 2]], when Serling decided he wanted to make a show about a dying [[salesman]] instead. This plot was also immediately [[scrapped]].<br /> <br /> It is [[unknown]] why Serling scrapped all his ideas, but rumors suggest that it was because he had [[low self-esteem]], which caused him to [[fire]] any actor who could beat him at [[arm wrestling]].<br /> <br /> By season two, this led to the making of ''The Twilight Zone'' into an [[anthology]] series, an [[idea]] that had never been had ever, especially in the realm of [[radio]].<br /> <br /> ''The Twilight Zone'' ran for five seasons total. There was also a [[movie]]. There was also another movie. There was also a [[reboot]]. There was also another reboot. Episodes of ''The Twilight Zone'' often covered themes of the human condition, bigotry, war, the creation of [[Earth (planet)|a fucked up science fiction planet]], and various scenarios Serling found fucked up and [[crazy]].<br /> <br /> Aside from ''Twilight Zone'', Serling worked on plenty of films, such as ''[[Planet of the Apes]]'' (which included [[Earth (planet)|his fucked up science fiction planet]]) and ''[[Night Gallery]]''.<br /> <br /> == Planet Creation ==<br /> Rod Serling was better known for his creation of [[Earth (planet)|the fucked up science fiction planet]]. He created this planet when he thought about the planet he lived on and thought, &quot;Hey, wouldn't it be fucked up if astronauts came here thinking it was an alien planet, but it was our planet all along.&quot; And he was so right for that.<br /> <br /> Many people love to meme on the fucked up science fiction planet [[Plagiarism|without attributing it to Serling]]. These people are [[evil]] and should not be trusted.<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Celebrities]][[Category:Bisexual]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Rod_Serling&diff=142114 2025-10-18T16:31:55Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Rod Serling''' (December 25, 1924 – Present day, if God loved us) was an eccentric TV and film writer known for creating [[The Twilight Zone|''The Twilight Zone'']] as well as [[Earth (planet)|a fucked up science fiction planet]].<br /> <br /> == TV and Film ==<br /> [[File:Carol and rod.png|thumb|Carol Burnett, about to lose her fucking job.]]<br /> In 1959, Serling created ''The Twilight Zone''. Originally a show about the tormenting psychological training of an [[astronaut]] before he was to enter the titular &quot;[[Zone]],&quot; the plot was completely scrapped by [[Episode 2]], when Serling decided he wanted to make a show about a dying [[salesman]] instead. This plot was also immediately [[scrapped]].<br /> <br /> It is [[unknown]] why Serling scrapped all his ideas, but rumors suggest that it was because he had [[low self-esteem]], which caused him to [[fire]] any actor who could beat him at [[arm wrestling]].<br /> <br /> By season two, this led to the making of ''The Twilight Zone'' into an [[anthology]] series, an [[idea]] that had never been had ever, especially in the realm of [[radio]].<br /> <br /> ''The Twilight Zone'' ran for five seasons total. There was also a [[movie]]. There was also another movie. There was also a [[reboot]]. There was also another reboot. Episodes of ''The Twilight Zone'' often covered themes of the human condition, bigotry, war, the creation of [[Earth (planet)|a fucked up science fiction planet]], and various scenarios Serling found fucked up and [[crazy]].<br /> <br /> Aside from ''Twilight Zone'', Serling worked on plenty of films, such as ''[[Planet of the Apes]]'' (which included [[Earth (planet)|his fucked up science fiction planet]]) and ''[[Night Gallery]]''.<br /> <br /> == Planet Creation ==<br /> Rod Serling was better known for his creation of [[Earth (planet)|the fucked up science fiction planet]]. He created this planet when he thought about the planet he lived on and thought, &quot;Hey, wouldn't it be fucked up if astronauts came here thinking it was an alien planet, but it was our planet all along.&quot; And he was so right for that.<br /> <br /> Many people love to meme on the fucked up science fiction planet [[Plagiarism|without attributing it to Serling]]. These people are [[evil]] and should not be trusted.<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Celebrities]][[Category:Bisexual characters]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Official_competitor_letters&diff=140952 2025-09-01T23:58:00Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>This is the '''official camp identification notation''' (OCIN) for the '''final 26''' (those who survived [[Challenge 10: Episodes]]).<br /> <br /> First come, first serve except when it needs to be changed for accuracy<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+<br /> |-<br /> ! Competitors !! Letter<br /> |-<br /> | [[Head of Lettuce]] || A<br /> |-<br /> | Example || B<br /> |-<br /> | [[Molten Copper &amp; Toast Blob]] || C<br /> |-<br /> | Example || D<br /> |-<br /> | [[Emoticon]] ||E<br /> |-<br /> | Example || F<br /> |-<br /> | [[Gamer]]|| G<br /> |-<br /> | [[Sock Hater]]|| H<br /> |-<br /> | [[In a Nutshell]]|| I<br /> |-<br /> | Example || J<br /> |-<br /> | Example || K<br /> |-<br /> | [[Paper Niko]] || L<br /> |-<br /> | Example || M<br /> |-<br /> | Example || N<br /> |-<br /> | Example || O<br /> |-<br /> | [[Calendar (contestant)]] || P<br /> |-<br /> | Example || Q<br /> |-<br /> | Example || R<br /> |-<br /> | [[Go Sign]]|| S<br /> |-<br /> | Example || T<br /> |-<br /> | Example || U<br /> |-<br /> | Example || V<br /> |-<br /> | Exa,[pe || W<br /> |-<br /> | Example || X<br /> |-<br /> | Example || Y<br /> |-<br /> | [[Push Dagger]] || Z<br /> |-<br /> |Uncle Gerald<br /> |n<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:The Wiki Camp]]<br /> [[Category:Unofficial (official)]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_10:_Episodes&diff=140358 2025-08-13T23:28:23Z

<p>Scar: fixed it thank you everyone for the mercy for marcy</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;noinclude&gt;# How many shares should be introduced into the market? '''1''' or '''94'''?<br /> # Recalculate the exchange rates?{{yn}}<br /> # Cancel &quot;Episodes&quot; and replace this challenge with a different one?{{yn}}<br /> # Can this board decision get all &quot;no&quot; votes?{{yn}}<br /> # Give all the tokens in the bank that don't currently have an exchange ratein shares an exchange rate in shares?{{yn}}<br /> # Should [[User:LegendFinder|LegendFinder]] get a 1.1x longer deadline than all other competitors?{{yn}}<br /> # Should [[Noah]] get a cool giant robot?{{yn}}<br /> # In front of you are three cages suspended above a pool of lava. The cage with the most shares will be given a lovely Okin Lollipop, enticing everyone inside. Shareholders who abstain from voting on this agenda will not get a lovely Okin Lollipop. Which cage are you entering? Cage '''A''', Cage '''B''', or Cage '''C'''?<br /> #* People who enter the cage with the most shares aren't dipped into the lava. They're fine and get to go free. Nothing happens to the other two cages they're also fine.<br /> # Should [[LiSt]] rejoin on [[Wanted Contestants]]?{{yn}}<br /> # Each shareholder who votes on this agenda will receive between 1 and 5 mentions, with the number chosen at random. &lt;u&gt;Yes, but like the '''TWOW''' kind&lt;/u&gt;, or &lt;u&gt;yes, but like the '''Discord''' kind&lt;/u&gt;, or &lt;u&gt;'''no'''&lt;/u&gt;?<br /> # Should players be allowed to exchange bank items and tokens with exactly two identical letters consecutively in their names for double counters at a fixed rate of 1 to 1?{{yn}}<br /> #* Double counters are non-exchangeable once obtained, and are purely cosmetic in nature.<br /> # Can we have a belated 30th birthday party for [[User:Scar]]?{{yn}}<br /> # Should the Wiki Camp 2 have a paper plate awards ceremony after results for the final challenge are released?{{yn}}<br /> # What does the fox say? '''Woof''', '''meow''', '''quack''', or '''bing'''?<br /> # Should a randomly-selected entry from any previous challenge be introduced to the Evil Mushroom Kingdom, therefore inverting its page's colors?{{yn}}<br /> # Should it be impossible for competitors to become eliminated via board decisions? This decision will come into effect first.{{yn}}<br /> # Should we reveal who submitted each board descision this voting period?{{yn}}<br /> <br /> ''board votes below.''&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> == Trade actions ==<br /> Trade actions here:<br /> <br /> I would like to use my BLESSED TOKEN to BLESS RigorMarcy, who will play as Art Doll, and join the Low-Hanging Sellouts - [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 18:46, 20 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I play my [[Snowball Token]]! Chop chop! To the moon, economists... &lt;span style=&quot;letter-spacing:-1px&quot;&gt;[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;sup&gt;[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]&lt;/sup&gt;/&lt;sub&gt;he/they&lt;/sub&gt; 20:21, 20 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> :And I suppose I'll also, gulp, participate in the [[gacha]]... bleeehhh. &lt;span style=&quot;letter-spacing:-1px&quot;&gt;[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;sup&gt;[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]&lt;/sup&gt;/&lt;sub&gt;he/they&lt;/sub&gt; 20:23, 20 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Diffuser takes the gacha for a spin. Or, uh, twist? --[[User:Jocobo|Jocobo]] ([[User talk:Jocobo|talk]]) 03:06, 21 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I use my [[Snowball Token|Snowball]] Token. [[User:FormesDmonseuir|FormesDmonsieur]] ([[User talk:FormesDmonsieur|talk]]) 19:34, 23 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I would like to sell my [[Fire Flower Token]] to [[The Divine Goddess]], and spin the [[gacha]]. [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 09:03, 24 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I would like to sell all my worldly possessions I have in the bank to [[The Divine Goddess]], including all my dollars except for five and I also don’t sell my robot either- [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 13:46, 24 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I would like to give five dollars to user [[User:Cat planet cat planet]] - [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 02:42, 25 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> I would like to sell my [[Fire Flower Token]] to [[User:Coppersalts|Midi]] for 5.36 shares [[File:EmoticonIcon.png|20px|link=User:QWillow]] [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 23:07, 24 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> * oh and also spin the gacha if i'm able to [[File:EmoticonIcon.png|20px|link=User:QWillow]] [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 23:28, 24 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I accept [[User:QWillow]]'s trade — &lt;span style=&quot;clip-path:ellipse(8.5px 8.5px at 50% 60%)&quot;&gt;[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]&lt;/span&gt; 23:31, 24 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I make my bed and do my laundry 🧺 {{Stock|Paper Niko}} &lt;big&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);&quot;&gt;[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 17:54, 25 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I want to spin the gacha once [[User:Timvideo326|Timvideo326]] ([[User talk:Timvideo326|talk]]) 20:32, 25 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I would also want to spin the gacha - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 00:54, 26 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I invest 3000 dollars in the [[stock market]] — &lt;span style=&quot;clip-path:ellipse(8.5px 8.5px at 50% 60%)&quot;&gt;[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]&lt;/span&gt; 15:25, 13 May 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I mess up [[Paper Niko]]'s bedsheets and pour [[goo]] all over his laundry [[File:Dora.png|20px|link=Dora]] [[User:CAKO]] ([[User talk:CAKO|Talk]]) 19:30, 27 May 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 94 no abstain no abstain no abstain A no discord abstain no abstain abstain no no no<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, no, no, maybe, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, abstain &lt;span style=&quot;letter-spacing:-1px&quot;&gt;[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;sup&gt;[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]&lt;/sup&gt;/&lt;sub&gt;he/they&lt;/sub&gt; 17:35, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[SFD Jigsaw Piece]]: 94, abstain, no, no, yes, why not, FUCK YES, C, Yeah, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding, yes, yes, yes [[User:AlphaAmoeba|ALPHA AMOEBA DID THIS.]] ([[User talk:AlphaAmoeba|talk]]) 17:40, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Head of Lettuce]]: 1, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, abstain, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 17:48, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes + CONFESSIONAL: :D [[File:EmoticonIcon.png|20px|link=User:QWillow]] [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 17:53, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Cellphone]]:1,No,No,No,Yes,No,Yes,A,No,TWOW kind,No,Yes,Yes,Quack,No,Yes,Yes [[User:Snowphie|-Snowphie/Cellphone😜 ]] ([[User talk:Snowphie|talk]]) 17:55, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Molten Copper &amp; Toast Blob]]: 1 no abstain no no no yes A yes TWOW yes yes yes meow abstain yes yes — &lt;span style=&quot;clip-path:ellipse(8.5px 8.5px at 50% 50%)&quot;&gt;[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]&lt;/span&gt; 18:11, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Fictional charcter]]: 94, no, no, no, yes, yes, YES, A, yes, TWOW, yes, YES, yes, Quack, yes, no, no [[User:Betabug64|betabug64]] 18:36, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Push Dagger]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, abstain, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 18:37, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Big Boy]]: 1, no, no, '''no''', yes, no, no, B, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, yes + CONFESSIONAL: &quot;''I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...''&quot; - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 18:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[The Wiki Machine]]: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no --[[User:Crispeh|crispeh]] [[File:TWM-dance.gif|The Wiki Machine|25px]] 18:56, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Mahjong Tile]]: 1,no,no,no,yes,yes,yes,A,no,twow,no,yes,yes,,bing,yes,no,yes--[[User:Mayong|Mayong]] ([[User talk:Mayong|talk]]) 19:09, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Teenage Trouble Claws]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, we're homers, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, meow, no, yes, yes [[User:AUTUMNAURORA|AUTUMNAURORA]] ([[User talk:AUTUMNAURORA|talk]]) 18:57, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[The Computer]]: 1, yes, no, no, abstain, no, no, we're homers, abstain, twow, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes [[User:TUWAN|TUWAN]] ([[User talk:TUWAN|talk]]) 21:05, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Lost Artifact]]: 94 no no no no no yes B yes discord yes yes yes bing yes no abstain [[User:HarrowwInk|Harrow!!!!]] ([[User talk:HarrowwInk|talk]]) 21:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Terra]]: 1, no, no, abstain, yes, abstain, abstain, abstain, yes, no, no, yes, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 22:24, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Gamer]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, no [[User:Christianosc|Christianosc]] ([[User talk:Christianosc|talk]]) 22:48, 12 June 2024<br /> <br /> [[The Eater of Wikis]]: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no -- [[User:Nobody|Nobody]] ([[User talk:Nobody|talk]]) 00:02, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[In a Nutshell]]: 1 n y n n n n A y discord n y n abstain n y y + 🍃&lt;sup&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[garnish]]]&lt;/sup&gt; + CONFESSIONAL: &quot;''Aye, easy doesn't begin to describe it!''&quot; --[[User:GopyXP|GopyXP]] ([[User talk:GopyXP|talk]]) 01:54, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Noah]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, I'm Nice, yes, Twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, no - [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 16:23, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Go Sign]]: 1, no. no, no, yes, yes. yes, A, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, ababity-bum-bum-BAAAYYdum, yes, yes, yes, [[User:4DJumpman256|4DJumpman256]] ([[User talk:4DJumpman256|talk]]) 17:20, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, discord, no, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]] ([[User:Huck|Huck]]) 20:30, 14 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Paper Niko]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes, zuuu! &lt;big&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);&quot;&gt;[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 22:53, 14 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Multiball]]: 94, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, B, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Woof, Yes, No, No --[[User:JumboDS64|JumboDS64]] ([[User talk:JumboDS64|talk]]) 19:03, 15 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Toy Blocks]]: 1, yes, no, no, yes, ....yes..., yes, A, no it should be me, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, woof, no, yes, yes [[User:FuzzyEpic3|FuzzyEpic3]] ([[User talk:FuzzyEpic3|talk]]) 15:06, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Dark Genuine]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, abstain, no, abstain, yes [[User:LegendFinder|LegendFinder]] ([[User talk:LegendFinder|talk]]) 18:25, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Open Sesame]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes [[User:Therobot47|Therobot47]] ([[User talk:Therobot47|talk]]) 18:33, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Pentagon]]: 1, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, YES, A, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Bing, Yes, No, No -[[User:Pentzal5|Pentzal5]] ([[User talk:Pentzal5|talk]]) 21:16, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Traffic Regulator]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, no, abstain, A, abstain, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, quack, yes, no, no <br /> [[User:Gunpowder|Gunpowder]] ([[User talk:Gunpowder|talk]]) 21:23, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]]: 1, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, no, no [[User:Timvideo326|Timvideo326]] ([[User talk:Timvideo326|talk]]) 00:58, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Dora]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, twow, YES, YES, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! [[File:Dora.png|20px|link=Dora]] [[User:CAKO]] ([[User talk:CAKO|Talk]]) 01:00, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Cauldron]]: 1 [[User:Raioknight|Raioknight]] ([[User talk:Raioknight|talk]]) 01:17, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Tombstone]]: 94 [[User:Ndnprct3|Ndnprct3]] ([[User talk:Ndnprct3|talk]]) 02:15, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Strawberry]]: 94, yes,yes,no,yes,yes,yes,Cage A,yes,TWOW,yes,yes,yes,yes,bing,yes,no,yes [[User:Flaming|Flaming]] ([[User talk:Flaming|talk]]) 02:53, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Duplo]]: 1 no no no no no yes A abstain TWOW abstain yes yes bing yes yes yes [[User:FormesDmonseuir|FormesDmonseuir]] ([[User talk:FormesDmonsieur|talk]]) 18:26, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Listless Fantasies: Trial By Horselight==<br /> ''Challeng10Episodes is a family romp fun for the whole to consider what may be adjourned later tonight we ask for all you to understand that when you find yourself stranded upon a forever and yet tonight I feel as though the last of the ending wasn't quite satisfying but I'm sure to remember, no one ever truly goes for a walk in the park when you collect the last of theh3cherries. -Nyarrr.nyeh.comhttp:/// ''</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Names_of_more_iconic_quintets&diff=140121 2025-07-28T23:23:11Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>Quintets to name if someone asks you to name a more iconic quintet or perhaps a nopoing<br /> <br /> *ACC, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-12, and SEC<br /> **The American, C-USA, MAC, MW, and SBC<br /> *Air, Plant, Earth, Water, and Cold<br /> **Tweedle, Potbelly, Noggin, Toe Jammer, and Mammott<br /> **Riff, Entbrat, Quarrister, Shellbeat, and Deedge<br /> *Alphabet ([[Google]]), [[Amazon]], [[Apple]], Meta ([[Facebook]]), and [[Microsoft]]<br /> *Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, and Buddhism<br /> * [[Damn seal]], [[Host]], [[Anyone Who’s Played Candy Crush Level 87 Understands That the Idea of a Compassionate God Is a Naive One|awpccl87uttioacgiano]], [[Team 17]], and [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]]<br /> * Day, Night, Pool, Pool Night, Roof<br /> *[[Denmark]], [[Sweden]], [[Norway]], [[Finland]], and [[Iceland]]<br /> *Hamburg, Berlin, Rhine-Ruhr, Frankfurt/Rhine-Main, and Munich<br /> *[[John Lemon|John]], [[Paul MacArtney|Paul]], George, [[Ringo Starr|Ringo]], and Bruno<br /> *Kano, Achi, [[List of hot-blooded comedic reporter characters who I should, in theory, be obsessed with but ultimately I instead opted to fixate on some weird scientist dad who's doing some nearly textual gay shit but no one give a fuck|Minorikawa]], Osawa, and [[Cat|Tama]]<br /> *[[Kris and Susie Deltarune|Kris, Susie,]] Ralsei, Noelle, and Berdly<br /> *[[Lion]], [[Leopard]], [[Rhinoceros]], [[Elephant]], and [[Buffalo]]<br /> *[[Super Mario 3D World|Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bucken-Berry, and Rosalina]]<br /> *Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Southern, and Arctic Oceans<br /> *The Pentarchy ({{flag|Flag of Italy.svg}} [[Rome]], {{flag|Flag of Turkey.svg}} [[Istanbul|Constantinople]], {{flag|Flag of Egypt.svg}} [[Alexandria]], {{flag|Flag of Turkey.svg}} [[Antioch]], and {{flag|Flag of Palestine.svg}} [[Jerusalem]])<br /> *Plasma, Shadow, Mech, Crystal, and Poison<br /> *The {{flag|Flag of England.svg}} Premier League, {{flag|Flag of Germany.svg}} Bundesliga, {{flag|Flag of Spain.svg}} LaLiga, {{flag|Flag of Italy.svg}} Serie A, and {{flag|Flag of France.svg}} Ligue 1<br /> * River Plate, Boca Juniors, Independiente, Racing Club, and San Lorenzo de Almagro<br /> *Spearmaster, Artificer, Gourmand, Rivulet, and Saint<br /> *Tablet Pen, Spoon, Post-It, Lemon, Toast ([[The Daily Object Show]] Real Life Battle represent)<br /> *Tweedle, Potbelly, Noggin, Toe Jammer, and Mammott<br /> [[Category:Iconic groups]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Death_Note&diff=139113 2025-06-21T18:14:10Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a [[trans ally]] or not! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> <br /> IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL IGNORE THE SEAL<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

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<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category:Confusing pages (official)]][[Category:Moral dilemmas]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man]][[Category:Pages featuring Muscle Man dying]][[Category:Living Status Unknown]][[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]][[Category:Death]][[Category:Lowkey gay]][[Category:Pages with unmarked spoilers]]<br /> {{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}<br /> '''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about<br /> <br /> Actually, [[you]] know [[what]]? This is a [[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|confusing page]] after all! So to make things a little [[clearer]], instead of telling you, I'll just [[show]] you!<br /> <br /> ''Disclaimer: This entry is merely a wiki [[dramatization]] of the [[popular]] anime &quot;Death Note.&quot; No [[:Category:Competitors (official)|camp characters]], [[shinigami]], or [[Misa|Misas]] were [[Hurt|harmed]] in the making of this [[entry]]. You can decide for yourself if that's true of everyone else.''<br /> <br /> ==In the shinigami realm... ==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Gee, it sure is boring around here!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|MAH BOI, this peace is what all true shinigami strive FOR.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I just wonder what the humans are up to.}}<br /> <br /> ==At school==<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Heisenburgy|[[Chemistry]] is the study of [[matter]]. But I prefer to see it as the study of [[change]]. Now just. just think about this. Electrons. They. Change their [[energy]] [[level]]. Molecules. Molecules change their [[James Bond|bonds]]. [[Elements]] they combine and change into compounds. Well that's. That's all of [[life]]. Right? It's just. It's the [[constant]]. It's the [[cycle]]. It's solution. Dissolution. Over and over and over.}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|I wish ''this class'' was over!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey! Aren't you two a little too old to be in high school?}}<br /> {{Dia|Waldorf|What? No! We're seniors!}}<br /> {{Dia|Statler|Senior citizens!}}<br /> {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Grrr I hate [[school]]! All the other students are so [[annoying]] and [[stupid]] and [[boring]]. I wish something [[interesting]] would just fall out of the sky.}}<br /> [[File:Death note fall.gif|frameless]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|wow. um. ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outside school==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}<br /> <br /> == One week earlier...==<br /> [[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Present day==<br /> {{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|It's obviously some [[prank]]. I'm way too [[smart]] to fall for something like [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at cram school...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}<br /> [[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the convenience store...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey can I have a}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|OMFG ur light yagami from death note?!?!!!111one i'd LUV to help but unfortunately we r bein robbed DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Robbed?!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksJoyous|Ha! This dinky little 7/11 is no match for [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Ultimate Heister]] [[Toy Blocks]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|omg i no u!!! aren't u [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|bajaBlaster005]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksConfused|ghk!}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}<br /> {{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ah, so it's a fr-}}<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> [[File:Boom.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Daisy|WTF!!!!!! SHE 'SPLODED?!?! LIGHT DID U SEE THAT? DX}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|She-She actually died???? I killed her! No farkin' way!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami residence...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|That thief... actually [[died]] by my [[hands]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Light]]! Do you want to watch [[The Simpsons]] with me?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Dammit Sayu! Now isn't the time!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...[[What]] [[episode]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|[[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, but only for a bit...}}<br /> [[File:Death_tome.png|475x475px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh? this isn't [[Yuri (character)]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Well you can't blame me for the TV Guide's mistakes}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|She's just like me for real...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I love watching The Simpsons with you Sayu, but I think I ought to go study now.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok we're [[good]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a monster, I'm a shinigami. And you have my [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh. I suppose you want it [[back]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Eh, not really. Besides, even if I did want it back, it's now [[yours]], at least until [[you]] [[relinquish]] [[it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|And by the way, by writing in that book, you're pretty much guaranteed not to go to [[heaven]] or [[hell]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|funy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Besides, it's not [[like]] that was my [[only]] notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Take a look at this [[Bad Boy]]. I tricked [[The Divine Goddess]] and the [[Board of Shareholders]] to give it to me at the last [[board]] meeting!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[The Divine Goddess]]?! Such a character truly exists?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|What are you, some kind of [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|irreverent nonbeliever]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called &quot;Heist Crew.&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This will be TOO easy.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Shit sorry I didn't mean to turn on that red lamp.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|It's ok Ryuk just turn it off.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[Yarget (3387)|yarget]]==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Um, excuse me? This is [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters}}<br /> <br /> ==Um...==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|CHANGE IT NOW.}}<br /> <br /> ==At [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] Headquarters==<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|There! Now that we've dealt with [[that]], we can bring the [[meeting]] of The Ultimate Heist Crew to [[order]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|Where's [[Toy Blocks]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|Probably decided they were too [[good]] for us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|Can you please get out of my [[Yarget Corporation|Yarget]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|SockHater|No! We need to get to our first order of [[business]]! [[What]] did everyone [[steal]] this [[week]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Mangrove|I stole a-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|BISCUITS AND GRAVEY! FAE IS HAVING A DING DONG HEART ATTACK.}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}<br /> {{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So if this [[thing]] works, some of the worst criminals the [[world]] has to offer are [[dead]]. I wonder how long it'll take people to [[realize]] something is up.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station, the next morning...==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda I'm [[right here]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Chief Yagami those guys we were going after! They all died! Every last one of them!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing.}}<br /> <br /> ==One week later, at the police summit being held because so many criminals died==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|erm... awk-WARD....}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda shut up this is important.}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|So, it seems, all the world's criminals are dying left and right.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|This is a [[puzzle]] of a puzzle, and you know [[Mate|I]] can't let a puzzle be [[Mate/An_unsolvable_sudoku|unsolvable]], so I got the world's greatest detective, [[L]], to help us out!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Well for one, haven't you noticed all the [[Red Links|red]] and [[Blue Links|blue links]] around?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[What]] are [[you]] [[talking]] abo-}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|[[OMIGOSH]]! [[Chief]]! Are you [[seeing]] [[this]]?! It's [[so cool]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda! This is serious! Stop spamming links everywhere.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|sorry}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So I'd like to [[work]] with the Japanese [[police]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Very well! We'll give you our full support!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|hmph why does he get to use links?}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|ok}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-he murders of various criminals, by an individual the [[internet]] has taken to calling [[Kira]]. The J-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This isn't Pound Puppies!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk shut the fuck up this is about [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|-hend and arrest Kira for his crimes, led by [[World Famous]] [[Detective]] [[L]]. L, famed for [[never]] showing his face, is here to give a [[public message]] to Kira. Take [[it]] away L!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Hello.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|My name is [[&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Weird L Yankovic]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Otherwise known as [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|This message goes out to Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|I want you to look [[very closely]] at your TV screen for what I'm about to say.}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|Are... are you looking closely? I'm just. I'm gonna send the thing}}<br /> [[File:---.png|448x448px]]<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|&quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}<br /> {{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hahahaha. Wow Light. You really took the [[L]] on [[that]] one.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|GOD DAMMIT! That bastard! Mark my fucking words L, I'm gonna find you! And when I do, I'm gonna kill you DEAD!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> [[File:Cellphone.png|457x457px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> RING RING!!!<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|Hello police station. Coolguy Push Dagger speaking.}}<br /> {{Dia|Bullseye|im kira}}<br /> {{Dia|Push Dagger|No you're not. Bye.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hey, you probably shouldn't answer [[Cellphone]] with your name considering we're on the [[Kira Task Force]].}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Then HOW are all the [[people]] claiming to be Kira for [[CLOUT]] gonna know I'm [[cooler]] than them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|LiSt is right, Push Dagger. Keeping a low [[Profily|profile]] is ideal. I mean. [[Look]] at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hey hold on yeah! How come we're risking ourselves, giving away our names and faces while you're behind that damn computer?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Matsuda that's out of line!}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}<br /> {{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}<br /> <br /> ==On the street somewhere...==<br /> [[File:Toasty.png|351x351px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You should kill [[Toasty|me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Not... Not me-me! Kill [[Toasty|me]]! The... Me in front of us!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ryuk. There's no way I'm writing [[Toasty|my]] name in the notebook. I'll probably end up dead.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|But it'd be [[funny]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No, end of discussion.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Are you sure you want to [[end]] this [[discussion]], because I was just about to tell you about the weird [[guy]] who has been following [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|The [[what]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Urk!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Okay. Don't [[panic]]. I just need to figure out his name. Then I can [[eliminate]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, I noticed we're going the [[same way]]. I'm Light. What's your name?}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! He's [[just]] making crumply [[paper]] noises! Clearly I need to do more [[research]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmph. It's no problem. It's not like that [[damn seal]] was a [[government agent]] or [[anything]]. I mean, it's not like they've broken into my room.}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|I can't [[Naruto|believe it]]! That [[damn seal]] was [[probably]] a government agent! And someone [[broke]] into my [[room]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at dinner==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Kids, I just want you to know [[that]] if you have any [[secrets]], you can share them with [[me]]. I won't [[judge]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well Sayu, the [[world]] is a [[cruel]] place. And sometimes [[people]] might keep secrets because they're [[afraid]] of others getting [[hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|To show there's no secrets here, I just want you to know, I'm on the [[Kira]] case at [[work]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh wow dad!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|WOW EPIC.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|It is &quot;[[epic]],&quot; as you say, but it's also [[dangerous]]. Kira needs only a [[name]] and [[face]] to kill. So, I could [[die]]. But I'm a brave man...}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|But there are a lot of ways to be [[brave]]. For example, sometimes being brave is expressing who you are... and [[gay|who you love]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's looking right at me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|My [[dad]] thinks I'm [[gay]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Heh. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, on the street...==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Ok so I found 87 video cameras in your bedroom.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Literally [[1984]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I said 87 not 1984.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Whatever. Ryuk, between the acts of [[murder]] and the [[god]] complexes, I've been doing a bit of [[research]]. Have you heard of the [[Toba Aquarium]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, &quot;eliminate.&quot; What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Niko| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> <br /> ==That night, at another, unrelated hotel==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsilly|Hotel Party! Hotel Party!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|This isn't a [[hotel party]]! This is an important meeting with L!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|And yet. We were all given [[party hats]]...}}<br /> [[File:Hotel party.png]]<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|That's our [[cover]], you [[clowns]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh hey y'all here for the hotel party?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Is that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Some of you guys may be wondering: &quot;Is that?&quot; I deduced [[that]] because I heard [[one]] of [[you]] say that out loud. And the [[answer]] is [[yes]]. I am L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Really?! But you're such a...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I suggest you [[watch]] what comes out of your [[mouth]] next, Chief Yagami. Remember: Words [[Hurt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway I've taken the [[liberty]] of giving you all [[fake IDs]] in order to prevent Kira from killing [[you]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition, I've narrowed down the suspect list-}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Hi!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Not you... Also, I suggest we not use our [[real]] names so [[freely]]. In these [[meetings]], you can call me [[Ryuzaki]].}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Cool beans!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspect li-Our [[catalog]] of suspects. Good news, since I'm not [[dead]] none of you are suspects.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Sick.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|The bad news is one of my [[top]] agents, [[Paper Niko]] died of a [[heart attack]] yesterday. This means my top suspects are those who he was investigating...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A number of families connected to the Japanese [[police]], of particular [[note]]... Chief Yagami's [[family]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|ok that's [[bullshit]]}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Is it? Tell me Chief Yagami, has your family been acting [[weird]] lately?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well, Light's been holed up in his [[room]] for a while! But he has [[entrance exams]] to [[study]] for! The only morally questionable thing he's probably doing right now is [[spoiling]] his [[dinner]] by eating potato chips!}}<br /> <br /> ==Meanwhile, in Light's room...==<br /> [[File:AND EAT IT.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==Back at the hotel==<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Entrance exams]], huh? Perhaps a second [[public appearance]] is in order.}}<br /> <br /> ==At the entrance exams, a few days later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Gee willikers it's so great being a [[normal]] high school [[dude]] about to [[take]] the entrance exams!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Likewise, my dude! I spent so much time [[studying]] and no time at all [[Being Kira|doing other things]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I know that's right. [[Good luck]] on the exam, my [[normal]] high school [[friend]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Same to [[you]]! If you need me I'm going to be a normal [[boy]] taking his [[seat]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Wow I'm so good at [[blending in]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|[[Wow]] I'm so [[good]] at blending in.}}<br /> <br /> ==After the entrance exams, at the police station...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dad, I finished my [[exams]], So I stopped by!}}<br /> {{Dia|Mate|Hey Light! Your [[dad]] is still working.}}<br /> {{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Mate, [[who]] is [[this]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matelost|I'm [[not]] sure. Whoever this is, [[they]] keep making [[crumpled paper]] noises.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|This creature looks similar to that [[Paper Niko|other one]]! But what name would this one have? Pumpkin Paper Niko? Paper Niko Pumpkin? Paper [[Numpkin]]? [[Paper Napkin]]?! Dammit! What's your name?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|You know Light. I [[never]] told you this [[before]], but I can give you [[shinigami eyes]] for half of your remaining [[lifespan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|How will that [[help]]!?! I need to know this guy's ''name''! I don't need to know if they're a [[trans ally]] or not! Of course I'm not taking the deal!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I'll just [[write]] down various combinations of [[Paper]], [[Niko]], and [[Pumpkin]] until something lands.}}<br /> <br /> ==That night, in Light's room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, it's been [[7|seven]] hours. I give up. Are any of these it, Ryuk?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah. The [[tenth]] one you wrote.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I hate you Ryuk.}}<br /> <br /> ==Some time later, at Light's convocation==<br /> {{Dia|Light|On my way to a good [[school]], a good [[career]], and a good [[place]] as [[god]] of the new world...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Everything's coming up [[Light]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh hey, it's that [[normal guy]] who doesn't suspect I'm Kira at all! Looks like the two of us scored highest on the entrance exam.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|H-}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I wanted to tell you that I'm [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What the hell?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh shit!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|And you [[are]] currently my prime [[suspect]] in the Kira [[case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|OH SHIT!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Goddammit! He's onto [[me]]! I can't let him [[suspect]] I'm Kira more than he does! I gotta act [[calm]] and [[natural]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|What's an L?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you <br /> truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}<br /> <br /> ==On the tennis court==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|idk man [[freshman orientation]] is crazy}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Humans sure are [[interesting]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Whatever let's just play}}<br /> [[File:no-u.gif]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}<br /> <br /> ==Back at home==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Dammit! L's way too close to finding me out! Oh well, at least it can't get any [[worse]], right}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hello everyone! My name is [[Kira]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You've gotta be farkin kidding...}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I bet some of you at [[home]] are like. &quot;You've gotta be farkin kidding...&quot; Well great [[news]]! I'm [[not]]! And if you don't believe me! Change the channel 9! I'll be putting the [[die]] in [[Diary]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Does this [[impostor]] possibly have a [[notebook]]. I need to [[change the channel]] to see!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}<br /> {{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|F}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Haha! Yeah! I totally did [[that]]. Anyway, I just want you all to know that I believe in [[justice]], and I'm willing to work with the police if need be to punish [[criminals]]! I have a bunch of these [[messages]] to send y'all via the [[news]] so I hope you treat me really niceys! Byeeeeee! &lt;3}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|How did he say a heart?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|There's more important matters at hand! Like. Who is this second Kira and how did they get a second book?!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's House==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|And so the shinigami [[Gelus]] risked his [[life]] to save you, giving you all his remaining [[years]]. And that's why I've come down to give you his notebook}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|so basically i live [[forever]] right}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|That's not necessarily-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You shinigami, already pushing the limits of [[mortality]] live for hundreds and hundreds of years off the deaths of [[humans]]. And I got all his years? For me? For Misa? A potential [[hundreds]] of years for a person whose species only lives [[tens]] of them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I suppose that's tr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I LIVE FOREVER [[Bitches|BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You did trade half your lifespan for shinigami eyes though.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh my god [[who cares]]? WHO! CARES?!?! For a human what's the difference between 1000 and 2000 years?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Besides! I need these [[eyes]] to find Kira! And thank him for avenging the death of my [[parents]]! That's what all this news [[hype]] is about. I know all about this. I'm a [[model]] and all!}}<br /> <br /> ==The next day, at the police station==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Two of [[them]]?! What makes you say that?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Well, Push Dagger, this [[second]] Kira seems a bit more [[Niko's_Expedition|sloppy]] than our original Kira. And you must keep in mind that [[Kira]] only kills criminals, or people standing in his way, while this one just killed [[Diary|an innocent]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So now we're dealing with the [[original]] Kira, and a second Kira, which I've taken to calling &quot;[[Girl Kira]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Girl]] Kira?! How do you know they're a girl?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Did... Did you not see the [[bow]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Anyway, I think the best way to calm the [[populace]] is to send a response from the &quot;[[real]]&quot; Kira. Light, do you think you could [[pretend]] to be Kira for the sake of the [[investigation]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Uh, sure!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|LOL}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|LOL}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house, after the Kira Task Force did the thing==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|OMG OMG Rem are you [[seeing]] this?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It looks like the [[news]] exposed you as a [[fraud]]. I'm sorry Misa}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|WRONG. This is a good [[thing]] actually. It means I'm one step closer to finding [[my new best friend]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna make a [[response]]! Right now!!!!}}<br /> <br /> ==Misa's second broadcast==<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}<br /> {{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station after the broadcast.==<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING [[What|WHAT]]}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Ryuzaki! Are you good?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|FUCKING SHINIGAMI???? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M DEALING WITH FUCKING SHINIGAMI?????}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|GOD YOU IDIOT, why did you let L know about the [[shinigami]]!? And! The eyes for that matter?!?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDtired|That seems like a really [[:Category:Confusing_pages_(official)|confusing thing]] to do}}<br /> {{Dia|L|A [[Challenge_5:_To_Be_Confused...|confusing thing]]? You know what's a [[confusing thing]], [[Push Dagger]]?! Whatever the [[two]] Kiras are using to kill those people! That's the big confusing thing to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Hmm... What if they're using notebooks to kill people?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|No Matsuda, that would be fucking [[stupid]].}}<br /> <br /> ==At Misa's house==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hey Rem, can you rem-ind me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|This either means that Kira or Girl Kira has access to [[confidential seal files]], or, the more likely option: Girl Kira only needs a face to kill people.}}<br /> {{NerpaPunch Award|Insightful}}<br /> <br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|What the hell was that?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh. Sorry. I have [[NerpaPunch]] notifications on my phone.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Well turn them off!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[No]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|If this so-called &quot;[[Girl]]&quot; Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}<br /> <br /> ==In the city==<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}<br /> [[File:fennec_fursuit.png|377x377px]]<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey, that's my [[line]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Get out you're not even in this [[scene]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Anywho, I did not know you fit into the [[:Category:Furries|furry category]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|They're so [[cute]]! Not to mention, it makes for a great [[disguise]] when I want to get away from the [[fans]]! Or I want to [[find]] Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, while I [[Yuri|appreciate]] your [[gumption]], I doubt you're gonna find Kira in some cr-}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|THERE HE IS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Light Yagami, huh? Well, [[Light]], expect a [[special guest]] at your [[home]] tonight!}}<br /> <br /> ==At the Yagami household==<br /> '''DING DONG'''<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|We're not interested in what you're selling!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Ok b-WAIT! I'm not selling anything [[this]] time! I'm here to see Light! I'm his [[girlfriend]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|his what}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}<br /> <br /> ==In Light's room...==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] &quot;I'm cringe but I'm [[free]].&quot;}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}<br /> <br /> ==Back downstairs==<br /> {{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira| }}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}<br /> <br /> ==At Light's University==<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey Misa, this is [[Hideki Ryuga]]. My [[friend]] who I was telling [[you]] about last night.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|''that's not his fucking name.''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hideki. This is [[Misa]]. My girlfriend.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Pleased to meet you!}}<br /> {{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...No?}}<br /> {{Dia|L| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I can't believe you [[forgot]] the codeword...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|To be fair, you weren't very [[clear]] on it.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDsad|I forgot [[it]] too...}}<br /> <br /> ==At the police station==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Light, your [[new]] girlfriend turned out to be a [[Girl]] Kira.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I don't know if you're familiar with [[Among Us]], but this behavior leads me to believe you are [[sus]], as they say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]?! I'm not sus! In fact, I'll prove it. I'll [[lock]] myself up with Misa, and if the killings continue, that'll [[prove]] I'm not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Interesting... I could imagine [[you]] claiming that just to [[throw]] me off your tail, but [[maybe]] I'll take you up on that [[off]]er}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Hold on! I'm not [[comfortable]] with your insistence that my son is Kira! He's just a smol [[:Category:Bisexual characters|bi]] [[bean]], as the [[kids]] say!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[Dad]], no one says that anymore.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}<br /> <br /> ==Flashback==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So Ryuk, [[what]] happens when someone [[gives up]] the Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|They lose their [[memories]] of ever having the notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Can they get them [[back]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yes. So [[long]] as [[they]] are touching the notebook?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Perfect. Let's play a game. I'll give my notebook to Ryuk.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|o...kay?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Now you give the notebook to Rem}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|I don't want it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Take the fucking notebook.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Ok [[good]]. Now give it back to [[me]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|What was the [[point]] of this?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You'll see. Now I'm giving the notebook to [[Noah]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|I'm Noah!}}<br /> {{Dia|NoahFrightened|AH! MONSTERS!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You see. Noah is one of the biggest [[Kira]] supporters. Now Noah can see you two. Rem, you will stick with Noah and make sure he writes down the [[names]] of [[criminals]] if I ever have to go to [[prison]]. And if that happens and I say &quot;I give it up,&quot; regardless of context, assume I reliquinsh the notebook. Now give it back Noah.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|oh ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Hey! I just thought of [[something]]. Wouldn't it be [[funny]] if [[Noah]] went by [[N]] and started [[investigating]] you if something were to happen to [[L]]}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|...Rem are you [[sure]] you won't tell me how to [[kill]] a shinigami.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Positive. Though it is [[tempting]]...}}<br /> <br /> ==Presently, In The Prison==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Wow I'm so [[lucky]] they put me in a [[normal]] prison for normal people.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Misa Amane, do you [[confess]] you're Girl Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Eat [[dirt]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh that's not very [[nice]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We [[know]] you're Girl Kira. Don't even [[bother]] hiding [[it]]. I think the bigger question is, is [[Light]] the [[original]] Kira?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Are [[you]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Damn she's good.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Misa, you're a wreck. Do you want to give up your Death Note?}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Sure, I [[mean]]. It's not like I [[can]] use it.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa| }}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|...Damn I must have gotten REAL fucked up at [[Coachella]]. Am I in [[prison]]?}}<br /> <br /> ==In another cell==<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Time to unleash my master [[keikaku]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Hi ho, [[Kermit]] the [[Frog]] here. I just wanted to let you, the viewers at [[home]], know that keikaku means [[plan]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Kermit, what are [[you]] doing [[prison|here]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Kermit|Oh, I got in some [[trouble]] with the [[law]]. Honestly, me and the guys are just lucky [[Kira]] hasn't gotten us yet. Right [[Ice Cube]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|IceCube|Yeah!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|God I hope [[Noah]] kills those guys. Anyway}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I give it up!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light| }}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''WTF!!!!!!!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|WHADDA HELL AM I DOING IN JAIL. RYUZAKI GET ME OUTTA HERE.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDscared|Hey Ryuzaki, shouldn't we get [[him]] out?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|nah}}<br /> <br /> ==In a third cell==<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I hope Light is ok.}}<br /> {{Dia|Soichiro|I wish I got the cell with [[Kermit]] in it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Chief Yagami, you don't have to do [[this]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Aaaaaand he's not listening to me...}}<br /> <br /> ==Two weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Big news Ryuzaki! Killings started happening again!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I wouldn't say murders happening is good news, [[Matsuda]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|funy}}<br /> <br /> ==Two more weeks later==<br /> {{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt| }}<br /> {{Dia|PDnoface| }}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda| }}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?}}<br /> <br /> ==After everyone is released==<br /> {{Dia|L|So, it seems more killings have begun... Starting with [[Prisoner the seal]] [[two]] weeks ago.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|You kept me in [[that]] cell for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know [[what]] I did!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm. I [[understand]], It's probably because you had to confirm they were Kira kills, and not [[coincidence]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Sure let's go with [[that]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So I'll need your help on the investigation. In addition, I've hired two more known [[criminals]] to [[help]] on the case. Famed [[God of War]] warmonger [[TheLegend27]], and lettuce themed supervillain [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey now! Why introduce [[her]] first?! Does anyone even play God of War?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Dangit! My [[army]] has been destroyed!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|hehe}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Two criminals: One without a [[name]] and the other without a [[face]]. Very clever [[L]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thank you. I am a genius.}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|So, what exactly are we supposed to do? I have important [[camp]] things to attend to!}}<br /> {{Dia|PDdoubt|Hold on, I thought you were a [[politician]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't worry about it.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm sure we can have fun with the [[three]] of us.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 6 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|GreenLight|Green Liiiiiiiight}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|RED LIGHT!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I take it back. This is the most [[miserable]] I've ever been in my entire life.}}<br /> <br /> ==Day 10 of Light and L being handcuffed together==<br /> {{Dia|Misa|So how did you get two criminals working on the Kira case?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|[[Blackmail]], primarily.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Blackmail?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|You see, I had some incriminating information on [[Head of Lettuce]] tying thon to a [[manslaughter]] case.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I'm a little [[surprised]] thon fell for it, as thon's still... well... a supervillain.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|I presume leaf is either terrified [[of]] Kira, or has plans to jump into [[politics]] once again. Likely the latter.}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Well ''I'' wouldn't [[vote]] for leaf!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|As for [[TheLegend27]], I hacked into her God of War account.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Surprisingly, the password was merely [[password]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Threatening to [[delete]] her [[Raw data|data]] got her on my side rather easily.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|They are good assets to have, though I [[doubt]] they're much of investigators.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jesse|YO [[Walter White|MR. RYUZAKI]]! someone's at the door}}<br /> {{#tag:div|{{Dia|L|{{color|yellow|'''who is it'''}}}}|style=&quot;text-shadow:0.05em 0.05em 0.02em #000000&quot;}}<br /> [[File:American_Gothic.png|thumb|hello, l|alt=|none]]<br /> [[File:Scared_l.jpg|thumb|alt=|none]]<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found our [[guy]]. He calls himself [[Noah]] the [[Evil Noah|Third Kira]].}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Thir-god dammit there's [[three]] of [[them]] now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|There was also a notebook at the scene.}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[Head of Lettuce]] grabbed it and cried because thon saw a [[monster]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Hey! I did ''NOT'' cry! I was just... [[startled]] is all!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|[[baby]].}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SCREW YOU!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Let me see the notebook. It may be useful in the [[case]], but I'm sure there isn't a monst-}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk| }}<br /> {{Dia|Rem| }}<br /> {{Dia|L|Oh my god there's monsters.}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Shinigami... perhaps?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Unfortunately, this means [[Matsuda]] was [[right]] about the notebooks as the murder [[weapon]]. I can hear his [[ghost]] mocking me right now.}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Ryuzaki, I'm not dead!}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|[[What]]? The notebook? Ryuzaki let me [[see]] [[that]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|'''HOLY SHIT!'''}}<br /> {{Dia|Noah|Haha! You cried more than [[Head of Lettuce]]}}<br /> {{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|So, [[Noah]] was captured and the notebook was returned to [[me]]. Just as planned...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|But him being revealed as the [[third]] Kira and [[Jurta]]?!! Of all people! Still being alive! They have [[connections]] to me!}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I need to get the [[upper hand]] on this, but how...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|I put some [[fake]] rules in the notebook, to throw L for a [[loop]]. But I need something [[more]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hmm?}}<br /> {{Dia|L|We no longer need to be chained together. I [[think]] I have all the information I need. And [[Noah]] [[fence]], but you are so. so [[annoying]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Yeah. I get that a lot...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|He absolutely knows. I'm screwed unless I [[act]] now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Later, in a different room==<br /> {{Dia|Light|So, Rem.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Don't [[talk]] to me.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Hey, it's cool. It's [[cool]]. I just wanted to let you know [[evil|our side]] might be losing sometime soon. I might be caught...}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|The sooner the better, I say.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|Well, I mean, if [[I]] get caught, so does Misa. I might have to write her name in the notebook. I bring this up because I know you want to [[yuri|protect Misa]], right?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Alright. I'm listening...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|I just need you to [[kill]] L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}<br /> {{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==In the main room==<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}<br /> {{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}<br /> {{Dia|PDhappy|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}<br /> {{Dia|L|So, Ryuk was it? I presume [[you]] aren't going to help [[much]] with the case?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah, sorry. I don't have any [[steak|stakes]] in this. I mean, [[Light]] is kind of my best friend buuuut...}}<br /> {{Dia|L|Light is your [[best friend]]?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|...[[shit]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Back in the different room==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Light. Light. Light I think I [[fucked up]].}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|No worries. I knew you would blabber the [[moment]] you spoke to another [[human]]. If I'm caught I just use the notebook and the other two end up as collateral}}<br /> {{Dia|Rem|Not on my [[watch]]!}}<br /> [[File:Rem writes.png|367x367px]]<br /> <br /> ==Back again in the first room==<br /> {{Dia|L|Hey is anyone else hu-HOUGH}}<br /> {{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}<br /> {{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}<br /> {{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}<br /> {{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}<br /> <br /> ==And in the other room again==<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Holy shit Rem are you good?}}<br /> [[File:Starting_from_scratch.png|394x394px]]<br /> {{Dia|Light|This... [[This]] was the way to kill a shinigami?}}<br /> {{Dia|Ryuk|Yep. Looks like her [[love]] for a [[human]] did her in.}}<br /> {{Dia|Light|And that should mean L is dead too now...}}<br /> {{Dia|Kira|Looks like everything is coming up Kira.}}<br /> <br /> '''THE END (for now)'''</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=User:Scar&diff=139025 2025-06-21T01:10:48Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>it's my name ok?<br /> <br /> To see me talk about toys, [[User:Scar/Toys|click here]]!<br /> To see my entries, well, best of luck, chap.{{Opinion|Daisy|likes}}<br /> {{Opinion|Mark Genuine|is cool with}}<br /> {{Opinion|Head of Lettuce|created}}<br /> {{Opinion|Playlist|hates people who hate}}<br /> {{Opinion|Paper Niko|damns}}<br /> {{Opinion|Sock Hater|went to high school with}}<br /> {{Opinion|T Series Car 5134|has never travelled on|, but would like to someday!!!}}<br /> {{Opinion|Wrecking Ball|came in like a}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bisexual]]<br /> [[Category:Doctors]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Poe%27s_Law&diff=138716 2025-06-19T03:02:55Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:JohnPoe.png|thumb|[[Adgar Ellen Poe]], whom coined the term and for whom the [[bell]] tolls]]<br /> {{Distinguish|Moe's Law|Joe's Law|Doe's Law|Coleslaw|Milo Murphy's Law}}<br /> '''Poe's Law''' is the idea that [[satire]] and [[bait]] on the [[internet]] is indistinguishable from [[Mark Genuine|genuine]] expressions of belief. <br /> <br /> == Counterplay ==<br /> Poe's Law can be broken by adding [[tone indicators]] or [[Template:Community notes|community notes]] to every joke.<br /> {{Community notes|yup}}<br /> <br /> == Poe's 2nd Law ==<br /> The oft-forgotten Poe Jr. states:<br /> {{Blockquote|Any expression for love of waffles without clarity of intent is indistinguishable from hatred of pancakes.}}<br /> <br /> == Poe's Gambit ==<br /> '''Poe's Gambit''' is the do-or-die Hail Mary one may invoke in a state of desperation and pain. It involves attempting to dispel Poe's Ambiguity by offering cold hard cash to compensate anyone who might have misinterpreted one's satire. The risk is that people are crazy and might call you on your bluff, so you're really hoping for people to recognize you are sincere without taking you up on your offer. It has a 0.7^5% success rate.<br /> [[Category:Laws]]<br /> [[Category:Computer science]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=List_of_shows_I_need_to_watch&diff=138227 2025-06-09T02:04:25Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div># The Amazing World of Gumball (Rewatch)<br /> # can't say that<br /> # can't say that either<br /> # King of the Hill<br /> # Camp Lazlo<br /> # Spy x Family<br /> # Mighty B<br /> # Pop Team Epic<br /> # Breaking Bad<br /> # nah jk about breaking bad, i'm gonna watch flapjack<br /> # THE POOP SHOW!<br /> #* An evil [[Prank]] has been [[Egg|laid]] here... It seems that '''dark humor''' has infected this innocent list!<br /> # [[Sheep in the Big City]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Rod_Serling&diff=137672 2025-05-29T19:11:37Z

<p>Scar: Created page with &quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rod Serling&#039;&#039;&#039; (December 25, 1924 – Present day, if God loved us) was an eccentric TV and film writer known for creating &#039;&#039;The Twilight Zone&#039;&#039; as we...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>'''Rod Serling''' (December 25, 1924 – Present day, if God loved us) was an eccentric TV and film writer known for creating [[The Twilight Zone|''The Twilight Zone'']] as well as [[Earth (planet)|a fucked up science fiction planet]].<br /> <br /> == TV and Film ==<br /> [[File:Carol and rod.png|thumb|Carol Burnett, about to lose her fucking job.]]<br /> In 1959, Serling created ''The Twilight Zone''. Originally a show about the tormenting psychological training of an [[astronaut]] before he was to enter the titular &quot;[[Zone]],&quot; the plot was completely scrapped by [[Episode 2]], when Serling decided he wanted to make a show about a dying [[salesman]] instead. This plot was also immediately [[scrapped]].<br /> <br /> It is [[unknown]] why Serling scrapped all his ideas, but rumors suggest that it was because he had [[low self-esteem]], which caused him to [[fire]] any actor who could beat him at [[arm wrestling]].<br /> <br /> By season two, this led to the making of ''The Twilight Zone'' into an [[anthology]] series, an [[idea]] that had never been had ever, especially in the realm of [[radio]].<br /> <br /> ''The Twilight Zone'' ran for five seasons total. There was also a [[movie]]. There was also a [[reboot]]. There was also another reboot. Episodes of ''The Twilight Zone'' often covered themes of the human condition, bigotry, war, the creation of [[Earth (planet)|a fucked up science fiction planet]], and various scenarios Serling found fucked up and crazy.<br /> <br /> Aside from ''Twilight Zone'', Serling worked on plenty of films, such as ''[[Planet of the Apes]]'' (which included [[Earth (planet)|his fucked up science fiction planet]]) and ''[[Night Gallery]]''.<br /> <br /> == Planet Creation ==<br /> Rod Serling was better known for his creation of [[Earth (planet)|the fucked up science fiction planet]]. He created this planet when he thought about the planet he lived on and thought, &quot;Hey, wouldn't it be fucked up if astronauts came here thinking it was an alien planet, but it was our planet all along.&quot; And he was so right for that.<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Celebrities]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:Carol_and_rod.png&diff=137670 2025-05-29T18:58:08Z

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Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=List_of_programming_languages&diff=136497 2025-05-15T03:12:37Z

<p>Scar: i added the ones i know</p> <hr /> <div>{{Return|Language}}<br /> <br /> {{WIP}}<br /> <br /> There are between 250-2,500, maybe even around 8,945 programming languages. Here they are, sorted alphabetically:<br /> *[[ActionScript]]<br /> *[[ALGOL]]<br /> *[[B]]<br /> *[[BASIC]]<br /> *[[Bash]]<br /> *[[Brainfuck]]<br /> *[[C (programming language)|C]]<br /> *[[C--]]<br /> *[[COBOL]]<br /> *[[C++]]<br /> *[[C Sharp|C#]]<br /> *[[D (programming language)|D]]<br /> *[[FORTRAN]]<br /> *[[Java]]<br /> *[[JavaScript]]<br /> *[[Jython]]<br /> *[[Lambda calculus]]<br /> *[[Lisp]]<br /> *[[Lua]]<br /> *[[MATLAB]]<br /> *[[Nerplang]]<br /> *[[Objective-C]]<br /> *[[Perl]]<br /> *[[PHP]]<br /> *[[Python]]<br /> *[[R]]<br /> *[[Ruby (Battle for Dream Island)|Ruby]]<br /> *[[Smell]] notation<br /> *[[Swift]]<br /> *[[~ATH]]<br /> *[[Visual Basic]]{{Was}}<br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[CSS]]<br /> *[[SQL]]<br /> [[Category:Computer science]]<br /> [[Category:Programming languages]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Butterfinger&diff=136268 2025-05-09T19:46:51Z

<p>Scar: 90% butterfinger sale</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Butterfinger.mp3]]<br /> [[File:Butterfinger.png|2500px]]<br /> [[Category:Food]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Atlanta&diff=136267 2025-05-09T19:40:04Z

<p>Scar: just somet things to do in the city...</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Atlanta.jpg|thumb|the sanctuary]]<br /> [[Atlanta]] is one of the coolest cities in America. It almost feels like a sanctuary...<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> <br /> * Did you know? Atlanta is the only city in America that's a palindrome<br /> * no i dont mean its name is a palindrome i mean the city is<br /> * like if you were to visit it<br /> * it has rotational symmetry<br /> * it is home to [[Atlanta Souviner Cup]]<br /> * It was the mecca building railroads and [[train]]s <br /> ** [[Kendrick]] is how a history professor <br /> * it's a [[Atlanta Braves|Braves]] new world here, where to win the game, you gotta have the runs<br /> ==== Counterargument ====<br /> [[File:Atlantaspelledbackwards.gif]]<br /> <br /> == Things to do in Atlanta ==<br /> Atlanta is a city where you can indulge in whatever hobbies you desire, such as<br /> [[File:Jeff trivia.png|thumb|380x380px|went to jeff trivia... i guess...]]<br /> <br /> * [[Trivia]]<br /> * Trivia Night<br /> * Group Trivia<br /> * Going to the bar and answering some Trivia<br /> * The act of hearing an individual ask questions about general knowledge and/or popular culture, and answering those questions competitively, perhaps for the chance to win a prize<br /> * Doing Trivia with your friends<br /> * Atlanta Trivia<br /> * Puppet Museum<br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Barcelona]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Olympic Games]] host city|years=1996}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[Sydney]]}}<br /> {{s-end}}<br /> [[Category:Cities]]<br /> [[Category:Summer Olympic host cities]]<br /> [[Category:A capital offense (sports)]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:Jeff_trivia.png&diff=136266 2025-05-09T19:38:06Z

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Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=John_Oliver&diff=136070 2025-05-07T20:24:43Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:John Oliver November 2016.jpg|thumb|The man himself.]]<br /> <br /> '''John Oliver''' is a [[Britain|British]] and [[America|American]] &quot;comedian&quot; with [[glasses]].<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Ze not as good crumhorn.PNG.webp|John Oliver's [[fursona]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:TV shows]]<br /> [[Category:Articles bigger than a breadbox]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=List_of_hot-blooded_comedic_reporter_characters_who_I_should,_in_theory,_be_obsessed_with_but_ultimately_I_instead_opted_to_fixate_on_some_weird_scientist_dad_who%27s_doing_some_nearly_textual_gay_shit_but_no_one_give_a_fuck&diff=135789 2025-05-03T22:08:42Z

<p>Scar: effective interrogation method.</p> <hr /> <div><br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Tragedies]]<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+<br /> !Image<br /> !Character Name<br /> !Media<br /> !The dad in question:<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:Fantasio.png|200x200px]]<br /> |Fantasio<br /> |Spirou et Fantasio<br /> |Zorglub<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:Minorikawa.png|200x200px]]<br /> |Minoru Minorikawa<br /> |428 Shibuya Scramble<br /> |Kenji Osawa<br /> |-<br /> |}</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=List_of_hot-blooded_comedic_reporter_characters_who_I_should,_in_theory,_be_obsessed_with_but_ultimately_I_instead_opted_to_fixate_on_some_weird_scientist_dad_who%27s_doing_some_nearly_textual_gay_shit_but_no_one_give_a_fuck&diff=135786 2025-05-03T17:04:52Z

<p>Scar: stupid.</p> <hr /> <div><br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+<br /> !Image<br /> !Character Name<br /> !Media<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:Fantasio.png|200x200px]]<br /> |Fantasio<br /> |Spirou et Fantasio<br /> |-<br /> |[[File:Minorikawa.png|200x200px]]<br /> |Minoru Minorikawa<br /> |428 Shibuya Scramble<br /> |-<br /> |}</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:Minorikawa.png&diff=135785 2025-05-03T17:01:18Z

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Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:Fantasio.png&diff=135784 2025-05-03T16:59:22Z

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Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Stanley_Cup&diff=135503 2025-04-30T22:55:39Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Stanley cup.png|thumb|''deceased'']]<br /> he smells bad :-(<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Beverages]]<br /> [[Category:Bisexual characters]]<br /> [[Category:Deceased]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=File:Stanley_cup.png&diff=135500 2025-04-30T22:54:34Z

<p>Scar: very deceased.</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> very deceased.</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Stanley_Cup&diff=135495 2025-04-30T22:52:22Z

<p>Scar: the truth.</p> <hr /> <div>he smells bad :-(</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_10:_Episodes&diff=134941 2025-04-20T18:46:54Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;noinclude&gt;# How many shares should be introduced into the market? '''1''' or '''94'''?<br /> # Recalculate the exchange rates?{{yn}}<br /> # Cancel &quot;Episodes&quot; and replace this challenge with a different one?{{yn}}<br /> # Can this board decision get all &quot;no&quot; votes?{{yn}}<br /> # Give all the tokens in the bank that don't currently have an exchange ratein shares an exchange rate in shares?{{yn}}<br /> # Should [[User:LegendFinder|LegendFinder]] get a 1.1x longer deadline than all other competitors?{{yn}}<br /> # Should [[Noah]] get a cool giant robot?{{yn}}<br /> # In front of you are three cages suspended above a pool of lava. The cage with the most shares will be given a lovely Okin Lollipop, enticing everyone inside. Shareholders who abstain from voting on this agenda will not get a lovely Okin Lollipop. Which cage are you entering? Cage '''A''', Cage '''B''', or Cage '''C'''?<br /> #* People who enter the cage with the most shares aren't dipped into the lava. They're fine and get to go free. Nothing happens to the other two cages they're also fine.<br /> # Should [[LiSt]] rejoin on [[Wanted Contestants]]?{{yn}}<br /> # Each shareholder who votes on this agenda will receive between 1 and 5 mentions, with the number chosen at random. &lt;u&gt;Yes, but like the '''TWOW''' kind&lt;/u&gt;, or &lt;u&gt;yes, but like the '''Discord''' kind&lt;/u&gt;, or &lt;u&gt;'''no'''&lt;/u&gt;?<br /> # Should players be allowed to exchange bank items and tokens with exactly two identical letters consecutively in their names for double counters at a fixed rate of 1 to 1?{{yn}}<br /> #* Double counters are non-exchangeable once obtained, and are purely cosmetic in nature.<br /> # Can we have a belated 30th birthday party for [[User:Scar]]?{{yn}}<br /> # Should the Wiki Camp 2 have a paper plate awards ceremony after results for the final challenge are released?{{yn}}<br /> # What does the fox say? '''Woof''', '''meow''', '''quack''', or '''bing'''?<br /> # Should a randomly-selected entry from any previous challenge be introduced to the Evil Mushroom Kingdom, therefore inverting its page's colors?{{yn}}<br /> # Should it be impossible for competitors to become eliminated via board decisions? This decision will come into effect first.{{yn}}<br /> # Should we reveal who submitted each board descision this voting period?{{yn}}<br /> <br /> ''board votes below.''&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> == Trade actions ==<br /> Trade actions here:<br /> <br /> I would like to use my BLESSED TOKEN to BLESS RigorMarcy - [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 18:46, 20 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 94 no abstain no abstain no abstain A no discord abstain no abstain abstain no no no<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, no, no, maybe, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, abstain &lt;span style=&quot;letter-spacing:-1px&quot;&gt;[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;sup&gt;[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]&lt;/sup&gt;/&lt;sub&gt;he/they&lt;/sub&gt; 17:35, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[SFD Jigsaw Piece]]: 94, abstain, no, no, yes, why not, FUCK YES, C, Yeah, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding, yes, yes, yes [[User:AlphaAmoeba|ALPHA AMOEBA DID THIS.]] ([[User talk:AlphaAmoeba|talk]]) 17:40, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Head of Lettuce]]: 1, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, abstain, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 17:48, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes + CONFESSIONAL: :D [[File:EmoticonIcon.png|20px|link=User:QWillow]] [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 17:53, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Cellphone]]:1,No,No,No,Yes,No,Yes,A,No,TWOW kind,No,Yes,Yes,Quack,No,Yes,Yes [[User:Snowphie|-Snowphie/Cellphone😜 ]] ([[User talk:Snowphie|talk]]) 17:55, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Molten Copper &amp; Toast Blob]]: 1 no abstain no no no yes A yes TWOW yes yes yes meow abstain yes yes — &lt;span style=&quot;clip-path:ellipse(8.5px 8.5px at 50% 50%)&quot;&gt;[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]&lt;/span&gt; 18:11, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Fictional charcter]]: 94, no, no, no, yes, yes, YES, A, yes, TWOW, yes, YES, yes, Quack, yes, no, no [[User:Betabug64|betabug64]] 18:36, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Push Dagger]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, abstain, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 18:37, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Big Boy]]: 1, no, no, '''no''', yes, no, no, B, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, yes + CONFESSIONAL: &quot;''I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...''&quot; - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 18:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[The Wiki Machine]]: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no --[[User:Crispeh|crispeh]] [[File:TWM-dance.gif|The Wiki Machine|25px]] 18:56, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Mahjong Tile]]: 1,no,no,no,yes,yes,yes,A,no,twow,no,yes,yes,,bing,yes,no,yes--[[User:Mayong|Mayong]] ([[User talk:Mayong|talk]]) 19:09, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Teenage Trouble Claws]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, we're homers, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, meow, no, yes, yes [[User:AUTUMNAURORA|AUTUMNAURORA]] ([[User talk:AUTUMNAURORA|talk]]) 18:57, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[The Computer]]: 1, yes, no, no, abstain, no, no, we're homers, abstain, twow, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes [[User:TUWAN|TUWAN]] ([[User talk:TUWAN|talk]]) 21:05, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Lost Artifact]]: 94 no no no no no yes B yes discord yes yes yes bing yes no abstain [[User:HarrowwInk|Harrow!!!!]] ([[User talk:HarrowwInk|talk]]) 21:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Terra]]: 1, no, no, abstain, yes, abstain, abstain, abstain, yes, no, no, yes, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 22:24, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Gamer]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, no [[User:Christianosc|Christianosc]] ([[User talk:Christianosc|talk]]) 22:48, 12 June 2024<br /> <br /> [[The Eater of Wikis]]: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no -- [[User:Nobody|Nobody]] ([[User talk:Nobody|talk]]) 00:02, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[In a Nutshell]]: 1 n y n n n n A y discord n y n abstain n y y + 🍃&lt;sup&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[garnish]]]&lt;/sup&gt; + CONFESSIONAL: &quot;''Aye, easy doesn't begin to describe it!''&quot; --[[User:GopyXP|GopyXP]] ([[User talk:GopyXP|talk]]) 01:54, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Noah]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, I'm Nice, yes, Twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, no - [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 16:23, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Go Sign]]: 1, no. no, no, yes, yes. yes, A, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, ababity-bum-bum-BAAAYYdum, yes, yes, yes, [[User:4DJumpman256|4DJumpman256]] ([[User talk:4DJumpman256|talk]]) 17:20, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, discord, no, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]] ([[User:Huck|Huck]]) 20:30, 14 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Paper Niko]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes, zuuu! &lt;big&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);&quot;&gt;[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 22:53, 14 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Multiball]]: 94, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, B, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Woof, Yes, No, No --[[User:JumboDS64|JumboDS64]] ([[User talk:JumboDS64|talk]]) 19:03, 15 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Toy Blocks]]: 1, yes, no, no, yes, ....yes..., yes, A, no it should be me, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, woof, no, yes, yes [[User:FuzzyEpic3|FuzzyEpic3]] ([[User talk:FuzzyEpic3|talk]]) 15:06, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Dark Genuine]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, abstain, no, abstain, yes [[User:LegendFinder|LegendFinder]] ([[User talk:LegendFinder|talk]]) 18:25, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Open Sesame]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes [[User:Therobot47|Therobot47]] ([[User talk:Therobot47|talk]]) 18:33, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Pentagon]]: 1, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, YES, A, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Bing, Yes, No, No -[[User:Pentzal5|Pentzal5]] ([[User talk:Pentzal5|talk]]) 21:16, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Traffic Regulator]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, no, abstain, A, abstain, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, quack, yes, no, no <br /> [[User:Gunpowder|Gunpowder]] ([[User talk:Gunpowder|talk]]) 21:23, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]]: 1, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, no, no [[User:Timvideo326|Timvideo326]] ([[User talk:Timvideo326|talk]]) 00:58, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Dora]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, twow, YES, YES, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! [[File:Dora.png|20px|link=Dora]] [[User:CAKO]] ([[User talk:CAKO|Talk]]) 01:00, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Cauldron]]: 1 [[User:Raioknight|Raioknight]] ([[User talk:Raioknight|talk]]) 01:17, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Tombstone]]: 94 [[User:Ndnprct3|Ndnprct3]] ([[User talk:Ndnprct3|talk]]) 02:15, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Strawberry]]: 94, yes,yes,no,yes,yes,yes,Cage A,yes,TWOW,yes,yes,yes,yes,bing,yes,no,yes [[User:Flaming|Flaming]] ([[User talk:Flaming|talk]]) 02:53, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Duplo]]: 1 no no no no no yes A abstain TWOW abstain yes yes bing yes yes yes [[User:FormesDmonseuir|FormesDmonseuir]] ([[User talk:FormesDmonsieur|talk]]) 18:26, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Listless Fantasies: Trial By Horselight==<br /> ''Challeng10Episodes is a family romp fun for the whole to consider what may be adjourned later tonight we ask for all you to understand that when you find yourself stranded upon a forever and yet tonight I feel as though the last of the ending wasn't quite satisfying but I'm sure to remember, no one ever truly goes for a walk in the park when you collect the last of theh3cherries. -Nyarrr.nyeh.comhttp:/// ''</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Talk:Challenge_10:_Episodes&diff=134940 2025-04-20T18:46:30Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;noinclude&gt;# How many shares should be introduced into the market? '''1''' or '''94'''?<br /> # Recalculate the exchange rates?{{yn}}<br /> # Cancel &quot;Episodes&quot; and replace this challenge with a different one?{{yn}}<br /> # Can this board decision get all &quot;no&quot; votes?{{yn}}<br /> # Give all the tokens in the bank that don't currently have an exchange ratein shares an exchange rate in shares?{{yn}}<br /> # Should [[User:LegendFinder|LegendFinder]] get a 1.1x longer deadline than all other competitors?{{yn}}<br /> # Should [[Noah]] get a cool giant robot?{{yn}}<br /> # In front of you are three cages suspended above a pool of lava. The cage with the most shares will be given a lovely Okin Lollipop, enticing everyone inside. Shareholders who abstain from voting on this agenda will not get a lovely Okin Lollipop. Which cage are you entering? Cage '''A''', Cage '''B''', or Cage '''C'''?<br /> #* People who enter the cage with the most shares aren't dipped into the lava. They're fine and get to go free. Nothing happens to the other two cages they're also fine.<br /> # Should [[LiSt]] rejoin on [[Wanted Contestants]]?{{yn}}<br /> # Each shareholder who votes on this agenda will receive between 1 and 5 mentions, with the number chosen at random. &lt;u&gt;Yes, but like the '''TWOW''' kind&lt;/u&gt;, or &lt;u&gt;yes, but like the '''Discord''' kind&lt;/u&gt;, or &lt;u&gt;'''no'''&lt;/u&gt;?<br /> # Should players be allowed to exchange bank items and tokens with exactly two identical letters consecutively in their names for double counters at a fixed rate of 1 to 1?{{yn}}<br /> #* Double counters are non-exchangeable once obtained, and are purely cosmetic in nature.<br /> # Can we have a belated 30th birthday party for [[User:Scar]]?{{yn}}<br /> # Should the Wiki Camp 2 have a paper plate awards ceremony after results for the final challenge are released?{{yn}}<br /> # What does the fox say? '''Woof''', '''meow''', '''quack''', or '''bing'''?<br /> # Should a randomly-selected entry from any previous challenge be introduced to the Evil Mushroom Kingdom, therefore inverting its page's colors?{{yn}}<br /> # Should it be impossible for competitors to become eliminated via board decisions? This decision will come into effect first.{{yn}}<br /> # Should we reveal who submitted each board descision this voting period?{{yn}}<br /> <br /> ''board votes below.''&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> == Trade actions ==<br /> Trade actions here:<br /> I would like to use my BLESSED TOKEN to BLESS RigorMarcy - [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 18:46, 20 April 2025 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Board meeting ==<br /> [[The Divine Goddess]]: 94 no abstain no abstain no abstain A no discord abstain no abstain abstain no no no<br /> <br /> [[Jurta]]: 1, no, no, maybe, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, abstain &lt;span style=&quot;letter-spacing:-1px&quot;&gt;[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;sup&gt;[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]&lt;/sup&gt;/&lt;sub&gt;he/they&lt;/sub&gt; 17:35, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[SFD Jigsaw Piece]]: 94, abstain, no, no, yes, why not, FUCK YES, C, Yeah, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding, yes, yes, yes [[User:AlphaAmoeba|ALPHA AMOEBA DID THIS.]] ([[User talk:AlphaAmoeba|talk]]) 17:40, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Head of Lettuce]]: 1, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, abstain, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes [[User:Scar|Scar]] ([[User talk:Scar|talk]]) 17:48, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Emoticon]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes + CONFESSIONAL: :D [[File:EmoticonIcon.png|20px|link=User:QWillow]] [[User:QWillow|[[File:PLASMA BALL RUN!!!!!!.png|30px]]]] test 17:53, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Cellphone]]:1,No,No,No,Yes,No,Yes,A,No,TWOW kind,No,Yes,Yes,Quack,No,Yes,Yes [[User:Snowphie|-Snowphie/Cellphone😜 ]] ([[User talk:Snowphie|talk]]) 17:55, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Molten Copper &amp; Toast Blob]]: 1 no abstain no no no yes A yes TWOW yes yes yes meow abstain yes yes — &lt;span style=&quot;clip-path:ellipse(8.5px 8.5px at 50% 50%)&quot;&gt;[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]&lt;/span&gt; 18:11, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Fictional charcter]]: 94, no, no, no, yes, yes, YES, A, yes, TWOW, yes, YES, yes, Quack, yes, no, no [[User:Betabug64|betabug64]] 18:36, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Push Dagger]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, abstain, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 18:37, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Big Boy]]: 1, no, no, '''no''', yes, no, no, B, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, yes + CONFESSIONAL: &quot;''I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...''&quot; - [[User:SGuySMW|SGuySMW]] ([[User talk:SGuySMW|talk]]) 18:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[The Wiki Machine]]: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no --[[User:Crispeh|crispeh]] [[File:TWM-dance.gif|The Wiki Machine|25px]] 18:56, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Mahjong Tile]]: 1,no,no,no,yes,yes,yes,A,no,twow,no,yes,yes,,bing,yes,no,yes--[[User:Mayong|Mayong]] ([[User talk:Mayong|talk]]) 19:09, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Teenage Trouble Claws]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, we're homers, yes, twow, yes, yes, yes, meow, no, yes, yes [[User:AUTUMNAURORA|AUTUMNAURORA]] ([[User talk:AUTUMNAURORA|talk]]) 18:57, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[The Computer]]: 1, yes, no, no, abstain, no, no, we're homers, abstain, twow, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, yes, yes [[User:TUWAN|TUWAN]] ([[User talk:TUWAN|talk]]) 21:05, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Lost Artifact]]: 94 no no no no no yes B yes discord yes yes yes bing yes no abstain [[User:HarrowwInk|Harrow!!!!]] ([[User talk:HarrowwInk|talk]]) 21:45, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Terra]]: 1, no, no, abstain, yes, abstain, abstain, abstain, yes, no, no, yes, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes [[User:Airy|Airy]] ([[User talk:Airy|talk]]) 22:24, 12 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Gamer]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, A, yes, TWOW, abstain, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, no [[User:Christianosc|Christianosc]] ([[User talk:Christianosc|talk]]) 22:48, 12 June 2024<br /> <br /> [[The Eater of Wikis]]: 1, no, no, abstain, abstain, no, abstain, We're Homers, abstain, abstain, no, yes, yes, abstain, no, yes, no -- [[User:Nobody|Nobody]] ([[User talk:Nobody|talk]]) 00:02, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[In a Nutshell]]: 1 n y n n n n A y discord n y n abstain n y y + 🍃&lt;sup&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[garnish]]]&lt;/sup&gt; + CONFESSIONAL: &quot;''Aye, easy doesn't begin to describe it!''&quot; --[[User:GopyXP|GopyXP]] ([[User talk:GopyXP|talk]]) 01:54, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Noah]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, I'm Nice, yes, Twow, yes, yes, yes, woof, yes, yes, no - [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 16:23, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Go Sign]]: 1, no. no, no, yes, yes. yes, A, yes, yes but like the twow kind, yes, yes, yes, ababity-bum-bum-BAAAYYdum, yes, yes, yes, [[User:4DJumpman256|4DJumpman256]] ([[User talk:4DJumpman256|talk]]) 17:20, 13 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]: 1, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, discord, no, yes, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]] ([[User:Huck|Huck]]) 20:30, 14 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Paper Niko]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes, zuuu! &lt;big&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);&quot;&gt;[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/big&gt; 22:53, 14 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Multiball]]: 94, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, B, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Woof, Yes, No, No --[[User:JumboDS64|JumboDS64]] ([[User talk:JumboDS64|talk]]) 19:03, 15 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Toy Blocks]]: 1, yes, no, no, yes, ....yes..., yes, A, no it should be me, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, woof, no, yes, yes [[User:FuzzyEpic3|FuzzyEpic3]] ([[User talk:FuzzyEpic3|talk]]) 15:06, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Dark Genuine]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, abstain, no, abstain, yes [[User:LegendFinder|LegendFinder]] ([[User talk:LegendFinder|talk]]) 18:25, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Open Sesame]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, yes, yes, no, abstain, no, abstain, yes [[User:Therobot47|Therobot47]] ([[User talk:Therobot47|talk]]) 18:33, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Pentagon]]: 1, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, YES, A, Yes, TWOW, Yes, Yes, Yes, Bing, Yes, No, No -[[User:Pentzal5|Pentzal5]] ([[User talk:Pentzal5|talk]]) 21:16, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Traffic Regulator]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, no, abstain, A, abstain, TWOW, yes, yes, yes, quack, yes, no, no <br /> [[User:Gunpowder|Gunpowder]] ([[User talk:Gunpowder|talk]]) 21:23, 16 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]]: 1, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, TWOW, no, yes, yes, meow, yes, no, no [[User:Timvideo326|Timvideo326]] ([[User talk:Timvideo326|talk]]) 00:58, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Dora]]: 1, abstain, no, no, yes, yes, yes, A, yes, twow, YES, YES, yes, bing, yes, yes, yes! [[File:Dora.png|20px|link=Dora]] [[User:CAKO]] ([[User talk:CAKO|Talk]]) 01:00, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Cauldron]]: 1 [[User:Raioknight|Raioknight]] ([[User talk:Raioknight|talk]]) 01:17, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Tombstone]]: 94 [[User:Ndnprct3|Ndnprct3]] ([[User talk:Ndnprct3|talk]]) 02:15, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Strawberry]]: 94, yes,yes,no,yes,yes,yes,Cage A,yes,TWOW,yes,yes,yes,yes,bing,yes,no,yes [[User:Flaming|Flaming]] ([[User talk:Flaming|talk]]) 02:53, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> [[Duplo]]: 1 no no no no no yes A abstain TWOW abstain yes yes bing yes yes yes [[User:FormesDmonseuir|FormesDmonseuir]] ([[User talk:FormesDmonsieur|talk]]) 18:26, 17 June 2024 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Listless Fantasies: Trial By Horselight==<br /> ''Challeng10Episodes is a family romp fun for the whole to consider what may be adjourned later tonight we ask for all you to understand that when you find yourself stranded upon a forever and yet tonight I feel as though the last of the ending wasn't quite satisfying but I'm sure to remember, no one ever truly goes for a walk in the park when you collect the last of theh3cherries. -Nyarrr.nyeh.comhttp:/// ''</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Category:Traditional_ingredients_in_a_Whopper&diff=134503 2025-04-17T02:25:15Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>whopper whopper<br /> i like whopper<br /> gonna eat a fucking whopper<br /> whopper this and whopper that<br /> on my cutes whopper placemat<br /> <br /> bk<br /> <br /> have it your way<br /> <br /> '''YOU RULE'''<br /> [[Category:Typing categories in The Wheel of Enormous Proportions]]</div>

Scar https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Lettuce&diff=134502 2025-04-17T02:23:25Z

<p>Scar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Distinguish|Head of Lettuce}}<br /> '''Lettuce''' is a leaf vegetable that is usually an ingredient for burgers and other sandwiches.<br /> [[Category:Vegetables]]<br /> [[Category:Traditional ingredients in a Whopper]]<br /> [[Category:Things that should go on a twelve-inch Artisan Flatbread]]<br /> [[Category:Original V8 vegetables]]</div>

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