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What?

2026-05-16T19:39:46Z

Schlimdog:

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What?

2026-05-16T19:22:17Z

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Did you know

2026-05-16T19:01:23Z

Schlimdog:

[[File:DYK.png]] '''[[Did you know|Did you know...]]''' 

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<option>... that the [[end]] of [[nerpa]]s is the main reason why people are looking forward to the [[total seal extinction]]?</option>
<option>... that to open a program, you just click the Start button, and then click the program's icon?

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sorry, there aren't any buttons here. sigh...</option>
<option>... that the Wiki Camp [[2]] is one of the biggest object camps?</option>
<option>... that [[Paintbot|Paintbots]] are the only enemy from [[De Blob]] that "respawn", so to say, after death? In fact, it's practically impossible to kill one!</option>
<option>... no? Well, me neither. Guess we're both left in the dark then.</option>
<option>... that you're really awesome and deserve to have a good day?</option>
<option>... that you really should play [[We Love Katamari]]?</option>
<option>... that after the fourth challenge, [[The Wiki Camp]] fell victim to [[Chunk error|Wyoming]]?</option>
<option>... that [[Caterpie]] is a very dangerous Pokemon?</option>
<option>... that if you die in [[Canada]], you die in real life?</option>
<option>... it's actually really easy to mod your [[3DS]]?</option>
<option>... that [[u|you]] exist?</option>
<option>{{Dia|Statler|...I wish I could forget!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}[[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]]</option>
<option>... that the whole [[Universe]] was in a [[hot]], [[dense]] state. 
Then nearly fourteen billion [[Chronology|years]] ago expansion started (wait) 
The [[Earth]] began to [[cool]] 
The [[autotrophs]] began to [[drool]] 
[[Neanderthals]] developed [[Minecraft|tools]] 
We built a [[Great Wall of China|wall]] (We built the [[Great Pyramid of Giza|Pyramids]]) 
[[Math]], [[Science]], [[History]] 
[[Unraveling]] th[[e]] [[mysteries]] 
That all started with a [[Big Bang]] (Bang)</option>
<option>... gaming?</option>
<option>... that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPbFXslbnuQ uuuuuuuhhhhhh]</option>
<option>... that a [[Mark Genuine's Funeral|large funeral]] was held for [[Mark Genuine]]?</option>
<option>... that [[Touhou Project]] is the ever?</option>
<option>... if you put a hotdog in a flashlight, nothing happens?</option>
<option>Yeah! You didn't know! Stop lying!</option>
<option>... Yeah, who? I wanna know!</option>
<option>...that you have [[rights]]? The [[constitution]] says you do! And so do [[Saul Goodman|I]].</option>
<option>... that?</option>
<option>... that you are pretty lucky because you got this fact?</option>
<option>... that you are pretty unlucky because you got this fact?</option>
<option>...</option>
<option>... that someday, you will see this message?</option>
<option>... that Mark Genuine isn't actually dead and is actually in _______?{{citation needed}}</option>
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BLEHHHHH :P u can't MAKE me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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<option>... that the government shouldn't have any control over the free market? After all minimum wage is already so HIGH it's like bro we really need all that?

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After all should the job decide the wage after all? They would know more about what the job should pay then some old geezers (probably don't even know how to hit the griddy)? What do ya say wanna start hashtag STANNING AYN!!!!!!

{{Dia|Bloomberg|That's awfully politics!|link = Michael Bloomberg}}</option>
<option>... the [[Super Tank]] is impervious to all- 💥</option>
<option>... that in addition to the [[Paintbot|Paintbot's]] immortality, the [[Tactical Droid]] from [[Lego star wars III the clone wars for the xbox 360]] is also invincible? This due to the fact that as an enemy, his head is required to activate panels, so if he were to perish, the player would be [[Softlock|softlocked]]. How thoughtful of the devs!</option>
<option>... that [[New Columbia]] is the largest mass-producer of [[Melon Ponsuke]]s?</option>
<option>... that you can download NotITG for free?</option>
<option>'''...wonk uoy diD?''' [[File:DYK.png]]</option>
<option>... that '''Did You Know...''' is a non-contestant in [[Main Page|The Wiki Camp 2]] portrayed by [[nobody]]?
[[Category:Non-Contestants]]</option>
<option>... food?</option>
<option>... that this fact actually appears twice in the list of the facts that can appear?</option>
<option>... that this fact actually appears twice in the list of the facts that can appear?</option>
<option>... that video killed the radio star?</option>
<option>... that your baby boy would one day walk on water?</option>
<option>... your stairway lies on the whispering wind?</option>
<option>... that cashews come from a fruit?</option>
<option>... I am going to one day go supernova?</option>
<option>... that I forgot to take the [[pizza]] out of the oven? Yeah, I totally did! Haha...</option>
<option>... that [[spongebob found dead jigsaw puzzle|spongebob]] was found [[death|dead]]?</option>
<option>... that [[yo mama]] so stupid, she bought tickets to ''[[XBOX LIIIIIVE]]''</option>
<option>... that [[yo mama]] so ''[[XBOX LIIIIIVE]]''</option>
<option>... that [[yo mama]] so stupid, she brought a spoon to '''THE [[SUPER BOWL]]! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH'''</option>
<option>... that [[yo mama]] so '''[[SUPER BOWL]]! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH'''</option>
<option>... I am moving with you? Wait what?! No? Didn't your roommate tell you? Man, they are very forgetful.</option>
<option>... the muffin [[Male|man]], the muffin man, the muffin man. Did you know the muffin man who lived on Drury Lane?</option>
<option>... that if you are a [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitor]], you can join ANY [[:Category:Teams (official)|team]]?</option>
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<option>... how wrong it is to live in Philadelphia?</option>
<option>... that some pages are infested with [[Donut Infants]]? Watch out!</option>
<option>... that there are {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} [[Number Of Goblins On The Loose|goblins]] on the loos[[Euler's Number|e]].</option>
<option>... that there is a [[list of askew pages]]? Seems rather [[uncanny]].</option>
<option>... that there is a page for [[Explain|explaining]] things about this [[wiki]]? There is also a similar page for answering [[WikiFAQs|FAQs about the wiki]].</option>
<option>... that [[Dragon Ball FighterZ|DBFZ]] is better than [[Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]?</option>
<option>... that this information point is sponsored by [[Mr. Snrub]]?</option>
<option>... that [[Ace Attorney]] was based on [[gay]] [[manga]]?</option>
<option>... that the name of the ampersand (&) comes from how it used to be at the end of the alphabet and the song would end with "and per se and". Over time, this got contracted to ampersand. The story about a guy named "Amper" is ''actually'' false, that name is so implausible.</option>
<option>... that [[Go-Gurt]] is just yogurt?</option>
<option>... that armadillos have really terrible eyesight?</option>
<option>... that [[Wiki City]] is far better than the average North American city due to its walkability, accessibility, and preference of public transit over [[Car|cars]]?</option>
<option>... that [[Big Boy]] is the largest contestant in The Wiki Camp 2, being more than half the length of a [[Boeing 747]]?</option>
<option>... that [[toki pona|Toki Pona]] only has around 120 words?</option>
<option>... that [[In a Nutshell]] is weak to lightning attacks?</option>
<option>... that [[The Wiki Camp 2]] is made up of multiple distinct [[worlds]]?</option>
<option>... that trains are the most popular form of transport in The Wiki Camp 2?</option>
<option>... that there are 149,186 Unicode characters as of Version 15.0</option>
<option>... about the existence of this camp?</option>
<option>... that [[Pinniped|pinnipeds]], especially [[nerpa]]s, are considered one of the ugliest damn things ever?</option>
<option>... that [[Pinniped|pinnipeds]] are anticipated to go extinct in the year 2064?</option>
<option>... that once you enter [[Ohio]], there's no going back?</option>
<option>... that Thomas is a tank engine who lives at a big station on the Island of Sodor?</option>
<option>... that I ate your pizza slices? Mwahahaha!</option>
<option>... that [[Team 17]] was created on January 17, 1917?</option>
<option>... that this factoid was stolen by [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]]?</option>
<option>... now you know.</option>
<option>... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXGYSdtr_k information alone is not enough. We also need the ''meaning'' of that information.]</option>
<option>... that 99 percent of gamblers quit right before they [[Slots|hit it big?]]</option>
<option>... that in earlier builds of the Wiki Camp 2, there was a bug that allowed you to progress through [[Chicken Game|the game]] while keeping [[Mark Genuine]] in your [[The Mario Party|party]]. During the team-forming section, normally unused graphics for a team logo would appear if trying to put Mark Genuine on a team.
This was patched in the 2.9 update.</option>
<option>... you can scuba in Cuba?</option>
<option>... that in the Names of more iconic quartets page, the Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Mo actually leads you to a random page on the wiki?</option>
<option>... that H.M. King Bhumibol Adulyadej was a jazz musician? One of his songs was actually the [[song of the day]] on December 31, 2022.</option>
<option>{{Dia|MuscleMan|...who else is worthy of knowing about?}}</option>
<option>... that in the [[Pikmin]] series, Dwarf Bulborbs, despite looking a lot like regular Bulborbs, are actually part of the breadbug family as opposed to the grub-dog family?</option>
<option>... that im gay</option>
<option>... that there's [[Template:YourPronouns|a template]] for refering to the user with their pronouns? You can specify your pronouns at [[Module:UserPronouns]]</option>
<option>... in some fonts that use a two floor lowercase "a", the italics version is a one floor "ɑ".</option>
<option>... the dvd logo can only ever hit two of the corners.</option>
<option>... Twitter is soon to be renamed to X! This is a reference to the cartoon face used for when a character is dead, specifically X_X!</option>
<option>... the doctor's mustache is fake?</option>
<option>... that MediaWiki was inspired enough to base the colours of their new logo on [[The Divine Goddess]] Herself? Unbelievable!</option>
<option>... where the [[Fountain of Youth]] is? We've been looking for decades, yet no results have been found!</option>
<option>... that [[{{clog|the person reading this}}]] has a [[{{clog|Reader}} Jr.|sibling]]?</option>
<option>... that the [[Word of the Day]] is '''reminisce'''?</option>
<option>... that while there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K"? The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.</option>
<option>... that Uckinzaza holiday is a holiday that comes once every five years?</option>
<option>... that the highly loathed [[nerpa]]s are the smallest and only completely freshwater species of seal in the world?</option>
<option>... that [[ZAZA]] is Wikiland's professional body of zoos and aquariums?</option>
<option>... that [[Ireland]]'s [[Gaelic Athletic Association]] is strictly amateur?</option>
<option>... that the first correct response of a [[Jeopardy!]] clue in the Page-A-Day calendar during [[The Wiki Camp 2]]'s existence is, "What is [[USS Constitution]]?"</option>
<option>... that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?</option>
<option>... [[what?]]</option>
<option>... that... oh, me? I'm doing the thing? The fact? Oh, sorry. God, I'm so dumb sometimes, sorry. Sorry. Um. Shit, I didn't have a fact prepared. FUCK!! Okay, I'm fine, don't be scared, I'm cool. Okay. Tell you what. Skip me for now, I'll have a fact on the next go round. Okay? Thanks. Sorry.</option>
<option>... ooboo goob gaberberber!!!</option>
<option>... that [[The Wiki Camp 2|this wiki]] adheres to the doctrine of the [[Wholesome Award|Wholesome]] [[Big Chungus|Chungus]] belief system? No, just kidding. Fuck you. <3
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LazyTown

2026-05-16T18:48:10Z

Schlimdog: What?

LazyTown was a so-called '[[children's television]]' series that ran from [[2004]] to [[2014]], god damn it. [[6|Ten]] fucking years of the stuff. Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can't. Let me tell you something. 'Lazy'? A whole 'town'? Load of [[Woke|Liberal]] hogwash, if you ask me. Of course the man has a [[mustache]] and the woman is a [[Young Sheldon|child]]. Oh, don't tell me, next they'll make the [[Evil|evil man]] the villain of the story. No thanks, [[Joe Biden|Biden]]! Let me tell you something? [[Frog|Frogs]] = [[gay]]. That's LazyTown for ya. We Are Number One? More like We Are Number [[Woke|WOKE]]. They're making our men want to [[fight]] bad guys instead of going to [[war]]. Let me tell you something. Mary had a LITTLE lamb? Its fleece was WHITE as snow. Oh, is that it? Wow. So everyone come and hate Sheep now. What's you people's problem? Let me tell you something? I went to Lazy Town Once. Erm, yep: there were liberals. Little puppets. And three guys, but maybe just one guy?. And I'm supposed to believe the GUYS are the villains? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? [[Lost media|Why]]? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, I'm done. Whew. You know, I really get going sometimes. Sorry about that. I just really hate LazyTown (2004). Have I watched it? Let me tell you something- if AI were real back in 2004, let's just say this show would be the same. What does that mean, you think? Because I have no idea. Frankly, what these 'LazyTown' people need to do is listen to some Elliott Smith and get sad and stuff. Then maybe they'll get to work. Lazy Town. You know what's lazy? The original author of this article. What? What? What? What? Yup. This idiot's so 'Lazy' that it doesn't feel like going through and adding links. 'Town'. And you know what? That's fine. And frankly? Let me tell you something. Good morning, [[Usernames|bitches]], I went to [[sleep]] between this sentence and the last one. I'm in a whole new [[Emotions|mood]] now. But I'm still angry about Lazy Town. The Show That Ruins America? You bet. Oh boy. Met me lell you tometing; if CNN thinks i'm voting for Meanswell in the next primary they've got another thing coming. Meanswell? More like. WellsMEAN. Because he's mean. He hurt my feelings once. Don't remember what he said, I just know it happened. LazyTown. Buzzword. Can Mayor Meanswell fix my [[Social media|marriage]]? I don't think so. He can't do anything. FUCK
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[[Category:What?]]

LazyTown

2026-05-16T18:46:24Z

Schlimdog:

LazyTown

2026-05-16T18:34:42Z

Schlimdog: no

LazyTown

2026-05-16T18:33:16Z

Schlimdog: Huh?

LazyTown was a so-called '[[children's television]]' series that ran from [[2004]] to [[2014]], god damn it. [[6|Ten]] fucking years of the stuff. Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can't. Let me tell you something. 'Lazy'? A whole 'town'? Load of [[Woke]] hogwash, if you ask me. Of course the man has a [[mustache]] and the woman is a [[Young Sheldon|child]]. Oh, don't tell me, next they'll make the [[Evil|evil man]] the villain of the story. No thanks, [[Joe Biden|Biden]]! Let me tell you something? [[Frog|Frogs]] = [[gay]]. That's LazyTown for ya. They're making our men want to [[fight]] bad guys instead of going to [[war]]. Let me tell you something. Mary had a LITTLE lamb? Its fleece was WHITE as snow. Oh, is that it? Wow. So everyone come and hate Sheep now. What's you people's problem? Let me tell you something? I went to Lazy Town Once. Erm, yep: there were liberals. Little puppets. And three guys, but maybe just one guy?. And I'm supposed to believe the GUYS are the villains? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? [[Lost media|Why]]? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, I'm done. Whew. You know, I really get going sometimes. Sorry about that. I just really hate LazyTown (2004). Have I watched it? Let me tell you something- if AI were real back in 2004, let's just say this show would be the same. What does that mean, you think? Because I have no idea. Frankly, what these 'LazyTown' people need to do is listen to some Elliott Smith and get sad and stuff. Then maybe they'll get to work. Lazy Town. You know what's lazy? The original author of this article. What? What? What? What? Yup. This idiot's so 'Lazy' that it doesn't feel like going through and adding links. 'Town'. And you know what? That's fine. And frankly? Let me tell you something. Good morning, [[Usernames|bitches]], I went to [[sleep]] between this sentence and the last one. I'm in a whole new [[Emotions|mood]] now. But I'm still angry about Lazy Town. The Show That Ruins America? You bet. Oh boy. Met me lell you tometing; if CNN thinks i'm voting for Meanswell in the next primary they've got another thing coming. Meanswell? More like. WellsMEAN. Because he's mean. He hurt my feelings once. Don't remember what he said, I just know it happened. LazyTown. Buzzword. Can Mayor Meanswell fix my [[Social media|marriage]]? I don't think so. He can't do anything. FUCK

User:Schlimdog

2026-05-16T17:57:53Z

Schlimdog:

hi im shlimdog You can find me on tumber under same name I Dont Know What Im Doing Here i will just make pages i thin k Hello
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User:Schlimdog

2026-05-16T17:56:27Z

Schlimdog:

User:Schlimdog

2026-05-16T05:51:38Z

Schlimdog: Created page with "hi im shlimdog You can find me on tumber under same name I Dont Know What Im Doing Here i will just make pages i thin k Hello"

hi im shlimdog You can find me on tumber under same name I Dont Know What Im Doing Here i will just make pages i thin k Hello

Speed of light

2026-05-16T04:27:03Z

Schlimdog:

[[File:Epic low exposure light bulb picshur.webp|alt=This is a 'light bulb'. I don't know why the light is in there.|thumb|This but like imagine it moving pretty fast]]
The speed of light is the [[Lightning McQueen|speed]] at which [[Death Note|light]] travels.
"Yeah." ~[[Science|Scientists]] on whether light is fast
The question of whether light moves or not began in [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding HoIe|1972]], posed by Dr. Lennon Denmark in his hit bestselling book, "Lennon Denmark's Greatest Sciences". It had already been proven at the time that light was [[Evil|scary]] (reserached by [[Fuck Man I Don't Feel Like Coming Up With Names Anymore]]) and that light was [[Vampires in media|dangerous]] (same guy), but nobody had ever before considered whether it was [[I Don't Know|fast]].

Current estimates set the speed of light faster than a [[Tennis Ball|tennis ball]], but probably not faster than [[Usain bolt|Usain Bolt]] because that guy was really fast. But we can't be sure about that. It could be.

Okay. Bye. Thanks for reading. Love you.

Speed of light

2026-05-16T04:26:36Z

Schlimdog: I don't know.......... I don't know what I did......

[[File:Epic low exposure light bulb picshur.webp|alt=This is a 'light bulb'. I don't know why the light is in there.|thumb|This but like imagine it moving pretty fast]]
The speed of light is the [[Lightning McQueen|speed]] at which [[Death Note|light]] travels.
"Prolly." ~[[Science|Scientists]] on whether light is fast
The question of whether light moves or not began in [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding HoIe|1972]], posed by Dr. Lennon Denmark in his hit bestselling book, "Lennon Denmark's Greatest Sciences". It had already been proven at the time that light was [[Evil|scary]] (reserached by [[Fuck Man I Don't Feel Like Coming Up With Names Anymore]]) and that light was [[Vampires in media|dangerous]] (same guy), but nobody had ever before considered whether it was [[I Don't Know|fast]].

Current estimates set the speed of light faster than a [[Tennis Ball|tennis ball]], but probably not faster than [[Usain bolt|Usain Bolt]] because that guy was really fast. But we can't be sure about that. It could be.

Okay. Bye. Thanks for reading. Love you.

File:Epic low exposure light bulb picshur.webp

2026-05-16T02:24:27Z

Schlimdog:

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