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Steamed hams

2026-05-13T03:37:09Z

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'''Steamed Hams''' are a classic cusquine of [[New York#Albany|Albany, New York]], which is confusingly the state capital. Cusquine is spelled right. The dish is a classic recipe of the Skinner family. They even hold a patent on the recipe (No. 48591989). Interesting, this recipe does not call for steamed patties, instead they are grilled. One Superintendent Chalmers claims they are "quite similar to the ones served at [[Krusty Burger]]"
[[Category:Food]]

File:Ortno.png

2026-05-12T22:58:55Z

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== Summary ==
seal in ooze
[[Category:Seals]]

Logsday

2026-05-12T17:46:10Z

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{{Another timeline}}Logsday is the [[Day 'n' Nite|day]] that takes place after [[Thursday]]. Logsday is optional, meaning that one needs to opt-in to take part. It's currently unknown what day comes after Logsday.

== Notable Logsdays ==
[[Category:Pages from another timeline]][[Category:Days]][[Category:Days of the week]]

{{Return|Thursday}}

Wednesday

2026-05-12T17:43:47Z

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[[File:Wednesday whopper.webp|thumb|It's the day they make the [[burger|burgers]] [[purple]]!]]
'''Wednesday''' is the day that takes place after [[Tuesday]] and before [[Thursday]].

{{Return|Tuesday}}{{Proceed|Thursday}}
[[Category:Days]]
[[Category:Days of the week]]
[[Category:Netflix shows]]

Wednesday

2026-05-12T17:43:40Z

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[[File:Wednesday whopper.webp|thumb|It's the day they make the [[burger|burgers]] [[purple]]!]]
'''Wednesday''' is the day that takes place after [[Tuesday]] and before [[Thursday]].
{{Return|Tuesday}}{{Proceed|Thursday}}
[[Category:Days]]
[[Category:Days of the week]]
[[Category:Netflix shows]]

File:Wednesday whopper.webp

2026-05-12T17:42:48Z

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== Summary ==
[[Category:Burgers]][[Category:Purple]]

Category:Sub pages

2026-05-12T12:56:17Z

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Sub

2026-05-12T12:56:00Z

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:''This article is a '''sub'''. You can help The Wiki Camp 2 by expanding it!''

'''Monkey Sub''' is a Military-class tower in Bloons TD 6. The tower retains its name and role from the Bloons TD 5 Generation, with significant additions. It received a select few teasers prior to the game's release, one of them being an in-game showcase of a 2-0-0 Sub on Spice Islandsand Streambed interacting with Line of Sight.

Monkey Subs shoot homing darts with moderate seeking every 0.75s, popping up to two bloons each by default. It can gain unique benefits that greatly assist its overall cost-effective power, including a unique extensible range upgrade, the option to submerge, and unstoppable missile-launching at incoming blimps. It is also one of two non-hero water towers in the game, the other being Monkey Buccaneer.

It costs $275 on Easy, $325 on Medium, $350 on Hard, and $390 on Impoppable by default.
[[File:100-MonkeySub.png|thumb]]
[[Category:Vehicles]]
[[Category:Weapons]]
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[[Category:Articles created in August 2022]]

Category:Subpages

2026-05-12T12:55:38Z

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[[Category:Pages]]

Early Modern English

2026-05-08T23:40:12Z

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'''Early Modern English''' is the forme of English used during the sixteenth and early-to-mid seventeenth centuries, when it became [[Modern English|the current forme of English]]. It is the forme of English that useth "thou" in stead of "you" and inflecteth verbs differently (hence "hath" in stead of "has"), alongside the use of archaic termes and the occasional small spelling difference. Thou mightest have even noticed these differences present in this very article! It is the forme thou shalt recognise if thou hast read Shakespeare's workes and/or the King James Bible (some folke even call it "Shakespearean English" or "King James' English" because of this).

About the time of the Stuart Restoration in the midst of the seventeenth century, Early Modern English did pass into Modern English, setting aside "thou" for "you" and changing the inflections of verbs, whereof did spring that English which we all know.

{{Return|Middle English|Middle English}}
{{Proceed|Modern English|Late Modern English}}
[[Category:Evolution of English]]
[[Category:Pages with titles you can sing the Mario underground theme to]]

List of rules

2026-05-08T03:56:22Z

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{{Distinguish|Rules}}
These are a set of '''universal rules''' apply in all domains in all situations. Violating any one of these rules is thought to be impossible.

* You laugh, you lose
* Swearing is allowed
* Whoever did smelt it, in fact must have dealt it
* Dont be racist
** I am a building
* ''[[Rules of Engagement]]''
* I{{Who}} RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BAN PEOPLE WHO{{Who}} SCARE ME
* [[First is the worst|Golden Rule]]
** [[Second is the best|Silver Rule]]
* Copper Rule
* [[Ja Rule]]
* [[Hoppers|Pond Rules]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Category:Tributes

2026-05-07T14:27:08Z

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<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ</youtube>

...[[was]]
[[Category:Wases]]

Category:Articles dedicated to the late Kingpin clicking a pen

2026-05-07T14:26:52Z

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The wait is over...
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Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

2026-05-07T14:26:00Z

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{{Tribute|img=Penclick.gif|name=Kingpin clicking a pen|border=CD7F32}}

'''Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream''' is a game about [[File:Okay people.jpg|99x99px|link=Gay people]].

== Problems your Miis can have ==

* Wanting a flower planter on the beach
* Wanting a street lamp on the beach
* Wanting a vending machine on the beach
* Wanting a beach umbrella in the middle of the road
* Wanting to play [[No Repeats]]

== Filter ==
This new installment has no [[Profanity filter]]

[[Category:Video games]]

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

2026-05-07T14:25:03Z

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{{Tribute|img=Penclick.gif|name=Kingpin clicking a pen|border=CD7F32}}

'''Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream''' is a game about [[File:Okay people.jpg|99x99px]].

== Problems your Miis can have ==

* Wanting a flower planter on the beach
* Wanting a street lamp on the beach
* Wanting a vending machine on the beach
* Wanting a beach umbrella in the middle of the road
* Wanting to play [[No Repeats]]

== Filter ==
This new installment has no [[Profanity filter]]

[[Category:Video games]]

Joker (card)

2026-05-07T00:48:33Z

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The '''joker'''<sup><span style="color:green;">Wanna know how [[Joker|I]] got these cards?</span></sup> is a species of card that has a surprising effect which depends on the breed. There are 150 breeds of joker, making it the most diverse. The highest concentration of Jokers can be found in [[Balatro]], but the just barely semipermeable motherboard has enabled one breed to go beyond.
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<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|2$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
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Simply put, the '''Joker''' is your typical joker, with the only side effects being {{Color|var(--mult)|+4}} Mult.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Smoker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--red)|Rare}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|-2$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
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Simply put, the '''Smoker''' is your typical joker, with the only side effects being {{Color|var(--mult)|-4}} Mult. Don't smoke, kids!
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Greedy Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
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The '''Greedy Joker''' is one of the four jokers that represent the [[seven deadly sins]], as it is a pig thinking about {{Color|var(--yellow)|money}}. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-diamond)|Diamond}} suit played.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">[RULE 4] Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
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The '''[RULE 4] Joker''' is considered in joker society to be an unofficial patron saint of [[Valentine's Day]]. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-heart)|Heart}} suit played.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Wrathful Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
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The '''Wrathful Joker''' is furious and willing to attack. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-spade)|Spade}} suit played.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Gluttonous Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Gluttonous Joker'''<nowiki/>'s favorite food is medium {{Color|var(--red)|Rare}} [[steak]]. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-club)|Club}} suit played.
</div>

<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Prideful Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Prideful Joker'''. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-sword)|Sword}} suit played.
</div>

<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Slothful Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Slothful Joker'''. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-goblet)|Goblet}} suit played.
</div>

<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Envious Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
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The '''Envious Joker''' yearns to be included in the base game, yet it has merely been relegated to DLC. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-pentacle)|Pentacle}} suit played.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Blasphemous Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Blasphemous Joker''' is literally committing the most worrysome sins as we speak. It gives {{Color|red|+4}} Mult for every card in a {{Color|var(--suit-wand)|Wand}} suit played.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Jolly Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|3$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Jolly Joker''' is as jolly as can be, much like [[Santa Claus]]. It gives {{Color|red|+8}} Mult if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Pair}}.

{{quote|mmm|Jolly Joker}}
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Zany Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Zany Joker''' is zany to the max. It gives {{Color|var(--mult)|+12}} Mult if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Three of a Kind}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Mad Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Mad Joker''' is not as furious as the Wrathful Joker. It gives {{Color|var(--mult)|+20}} Mult if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Four of a Kind}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Crazy Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Crazy Joker''' remembers when, it remembers, it remembers, when it lost its mind. It gives {{Color|var(--mult)|+12}} Mult if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Straight}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Droll Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Droll Joker''' is oddly humorous. It gives {{Color|var(--mult)|+10}} Mult if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Flush}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Sly Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|3$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
The '''Sly Joker''' is cunning and deceitful. Don't be fooled. It gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+50}} Chips if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Pair}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Wily Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
The '''Wily Joker''' tricks its opponents to its advantage, much like a [[coyote]]. It gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+100}} Chips if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Three of a Kind}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Clever Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
The '''Clever Joker''' wants to be in Nine Words of Wisdom. It gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+150}} Chips if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Four of a Kind}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Devious Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
The '''Devious Joker''' is full of surprises. It gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+100}} Chips if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Straight}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Crafty Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
The '''Crafty Joker''' can make a DIY house of cards in seconds. It gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+80}} Chips if the played hand contains a {{Color|var(--orange)|Flush}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Half Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
The '''Half Joker''' is actually the juvenile form of a Joker. The richness of [[Fountain of Youth|youth]] enables this Joker to give {{Color|var(--mult)|+20}} Mult if a played hand has {{Color|var(--orange)|3}} or fewer cards.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Joker Stencil</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|8$}}</p>
<p>Type: <span class="xmult">xMult</span></p>
</div>
Mastering the art of [[crypsis]], this Joker is nowhere to be seen...! '''[[Stencil]]ling''' is the only way for this Joker to pop out of its burrow. Its solitary behaviour makes it give <span class="xmult">x1</span> Mult for each empty {{Color|var(--orange)|Joker}} slot, the Joker Stencil included.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Soaker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
This sopping joker gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+50}} chips for every scored card not part of the played poker hand
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Four Fingers</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|7$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--purple)|Utility}}</p>
</div>
This is a notable example of '''oligodactyly''' in the video game industry. With this Joker, {{Color|var(--orange)|Flushes}} and {{Color|var(--orange)|Straights}} can be made with four cards instead of the traditional five.
{{quote|I'm at a loss|Four Fingers, on it's origin.}}

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Mime</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--green)|Retrigger}}</p>
</div>
Ah, the classic '''[[Mime]]'''! Stemming from [[commedia dell'arte]] in [[Italy]] and [[Japan]]ese [[noh]] theatre, mime has continued to reach new heights, including this very game! This mime retriggers all card held in hand abilities.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Credit Card</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|1$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--yellow|Economy}}</p>
</div>
After denying one too many times, this '''[[Credit card|Credit Card]]''' was ultimately fired from [[Capital One]]. Luckily it found its new job as a dealer. In this case, the user can go up to {{Color|var(--red)|-$20}} in [[debt]].

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Ceremonial Dagger</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|6$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
Used for millennia, the '''Ceremonial Dagger''' is a sneaky Joker that destroys the unsuspecting Joker to the user's right, adding double its sell value to the {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Banner</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--chips)|Chips}}</p>
</div>
The '''Banner''' is the resident vexillologist. Anatomically speaking, it's one of the longest [[pennant]]s. It gives {{Color|var(--chips)|+30}} Chips for each remaining discard.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Mystic Summit</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
Rocks, like hard places, are known to be foundational, and even when you slip, they can still sustain you. The '''Mystic Summit''', built from newborn [[igneous rock]], acts as the player's saving grace, giving {{Color|var(--mult)|+15}} Mult when 0 discards remain in the round.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Marble Joker</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|6$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--purple)|Utility}}</p>
</div>
Considered the [[Lost media|lost]] [[Elgin Marbles|Elgin Marble]], the '''Marble Joker''' was recently unearthed by archaeologists studying near the [[Parthenon]]. This geological curiosity adds one Stone card to the deck whenever a Blind is selected.

</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Loyalty Card</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: <span class="xmult">xMult</span></p>
</div>
[[CardsChat]] has a secret $5/month subscription service that rewards its new members with a '''Loyalty Card''', brought to them by a fleet of [[UPS]] trucks. Though on the outside it looks like a normal Joker, it hibernates every five hands and will give <span class="xmult">x4</span> Mult for every sixth hand.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">8 Ball</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--purple)|Utility}}</p>
</div>
Is it [[BFB]], [[Inanimate Insanity|II]], [[Object Filler Again|OFA]], or [[Battle For The Respect of Roboty|BFTROR]]? ''Neither!'' It's actually the ultra wise patriarch of the entire family, and its [[TWOW|wisdom]] enabled it to create a [[Tarot]] card whenever an 8 is scored, though the chances of that are 1 in 4.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Misprint</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
It appears that this one [[ZEITGEIST|tends to change]]. This mutation can give the player a high {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}} or nothing.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Dusk</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--green)|Retrigger}}</p>
</div>
As its name suggests, '''Dusk''' is a crepuscular Joker. It retriggers all played cards in the final hand of the round.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Raised Fist</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--blue)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|5$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
This revolutionary joker adds double the rank of lowest ranked card held in hand to {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Chaos the Clown</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Common}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|4$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--purple)|Utility}}</p>
</div>
This helpful chap gives one free reroll per shop! But he isn't called '''Chaos the Clown''' for nothing... Just wait until you see what other things the store has to offer.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Fibonacci</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|8$}}</p>
<p>Type: {{Color|var(--mult)|Mult}}</p>
</div>
Anytime you score an Ace, 2, 3, 5, or 8, this mathematical joker adds {{Color|var(--mult)|+8}} Mult.
</div>
<div class="item">
<div class="Jokerbox"><p class="jt">Loyalty Card</p>
<p>Rarity: {{Color|var(--green)|Uncommon}}</p>
<p>Cost: {{Color|var(--yellow)|7$}}</p>
<p>Type: <span class="xmult">xMult</span></p>
</div>
This [[Template:Metal sheen|shiny]] joker gives <span class="xmult">x0.2</span> Mult for each Steel Card in your full deck.
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[[Category:Cards]][[Category:Collectibles]]{{Balatro theater}}

List of pronouns

2026-05-05T14:28:33Z

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This is a '''list of pronouns'''. If it is a [[pronouns]], then it is included here. This is not an exhaustive list (yet).
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* [[He/him]]
* [[She/her]]
* [[They/them]]
* [[It/its]]
* [[Xe/xem]]
* [[Fae/faer]]
* [[Ey/em]]
* [[Ae/aer]]
* [[Ze/hir]]
* [[Ve/vir]]
* [[E/em]]
* [[Xe/xim]]
* [[Xe/hir]]
* [[Ze/zir]]
* [[Ze/zan]]
* [[Zie/zir]]
* [[Zhe/zhim]]
* [[Sie/sir]]
* [[Ce/cir]]
* [[Ve/vir]]
* [[Bun/buns]]
* [[Xey/xem]]
* [[Chey/chem]]
* [[Thon/thons]]
* [[Ne/nem]]
* [[Fey/fem]]
* [[Xe/xyr]]
* [[Any/all]]
* [[Me|I/me]] (first perspective)
* [[Wii|We]]/[[United States|us]] (first perspective plural)
* [[You|You/your]] (second perspective)
** Yous (second perspective plural)
** [[Euphrates|Youphrates River]] (second perspective geographical)
* [[Thou/thee]] (historical second perspective)

Pronoun combo meals:
* [[He/they]]

[[Category:Lists]]

List of pronouns

2026-05-05T14:28:07Z

Timvideo326:

{{stub}}
This is a '''list of pronouns'''. If it is a [[pronouns]], then it is included here. This is not an exhaustive list (yet).
{{incomplete list}}
* [[He/him]]
* [[She/her]]
* [[They/them]]
* [[It/its]]
* [[Xe/xem]]
* [[Fae/faer]]
* [[Ey/em]]
* [[Ae/aer]]
* [[Ze/hir]]
* [[Ve/vir]]
* [[E/em]]
* [[Xe/xim]]
* [[Xe/hir]]
* [[Ze/zir]]
* [[Ze/zan]]
* [[Zie/zir]]
* [[Zhe/zhim]]
* [[Sie/sir]]
* [[Ce/cir]]
* [[Ve/vir]]
* [[Bun/buns]]
* [[Xey/xem]]
* [[Chey/chem]]
* [[Thon/thons]]
* [[Ne/nem]]
* [[Fey/fem]]
* [[Xe/xyr]]
* [[Any/all]]
* [[Me|I/me]] (first perspective)
* [[Wii|We]]/[[United States|us]] (first perspective plural)
* [[You|You/your]] (second perspective)
** Yous (second perspective plural)
** Youphrates River (second perspective geographical)
* [[Thou/thee]] (historical second perspective)

Pronoun combo meals:
* [[He/they]]

[[Category:Lists]]

Deadnaming

2026-04-18T03:06:45Z

Timvideo326:

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'''Deadnaming''' is the use of the [[birthday|birth]] or other former name (i.e. a name that is "dead") of a [[transgender]] person or [[non-binary]] person without their consent. When Naruto
== Overview ==
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== Popular characters in media with deadnames ==
yyikes, you really wanna find out these characters' deadnames? 😬 why would you ever want to click expand
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* '''''[[Breaking Bad]]''''' franchise
** '''Heisenberg''' (formerly Walter White)
** '''Flynn White''' (formerly Walter White 2)
** '''Jimmy McGill''' (formerly Saul Goodman)
** '''Saul Goodman''' (formerly Gene Takovic)
** '''Gene Takovic''' (formerly Saul Goodman)
** '''Saul Goodman''' (formerly Jimmy McGill)
** '''Finger''' (formerly Mike Ehrmantraut)
* '''''[[Overwatch]]''''' franchise
** '''Cole Cassidy''' (formerly [[Dave]] Overwatch)
** '''Overwatch''' (formerly Overwatch 2 (formerly Overwatch))
* '''''[[Risk of Rain]]''''' franchise
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXPAoyP_cg '''The Rain''' (Formerly Known as Purple)]
* '''''[[Super Mario 3D Land]]''''' franchise
** [[Mario|'''Mario''' (formerly Jumpman)]]
** [[Luigi|'''Luigi''' (formerly Green Mario)]]
** [[Bowser|King '''Bowser''' (formerly King Koopa)]]
** [[Peach|Princess '''Peach''' (formerly Princess Toadstool)]]
* '''''[[Battle For Dream Island]]''''' franchise
** [[Pen|'''Pen''' (legally named Ben)]]
*'''''[[Homestuck]]'''''
**[[June Egbert]] [[John Egbert|(formerly John Egbert)]]
**[[Dave Strider|Dave Strider (formerly Chad Buskin)]]
* '''''Dragon Ball''''' franchise
** [[Piccolo|'''Piccolo''' (formerly Nameless Namekian)]]
** [[Goku|'''Goku''' (formerly Kakarot)]]
* '''''Dunkin'''''' franchise
** [[Dunkin'|'''Dunkin'''' (formerly Dunkin' Donuts)]]
** [[Dunkaccino|'''Dunkaccino''' (formerly Al Pacino)]]
* '''''[[Girl Mario|Girl Mario Bros.]]''''' franchise
** '''[[Girl Mario]]''' (formerly [[Mario]])
* '''''Wiki''''' franchise
** [[FANDOM|'''Fandom''' (formerly Wikia) (formerly Wikicities)]]
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2026

2026-04-17T17:38:16Z

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{{Quote|We Are '''Now'''|[[2026 FIFA World Cup]]}}
{{Quote|We Are '''Now'''|people born in 2000 this year}}
{{Quote|We Are '''Now'''|any two numbers that add up to 26}}
{{Quote|We Are '''Now'''|the still in contestants after the challenge 10 elimination}}
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2025

2026-04-17T17:37:59Z

Timvideo326:

[[File:Madden25-XboxOne.webp|thumb|alt=Madden 25 (2014) box art.]]
[[2014]], apperently.

2025 is '''Was''', but also {{Time ago|8/27/2014}}! Quite a conundrum.
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{{Proceed|2026|2026}}
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[[Category:Years]]
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2024

2026-04-17T17:37:38Z

Timvideo326:

'''2024''', or '''the year when [[World of Goo 2]] comes out''', is '''Was'''.

{{Return|2023|2023}}
{{Proceed|2025|2025}}
[[Category:Values]]
[[Category:Years]]
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Category:Articles dedicated to the late Philip Banks

2026-04-17T17:36:03Z

Timvideo326: Created page with "What the heck can you say about Philip Banks? Category:Tributes"

What the heck can you say about [[Philip Banks]]?
[[Category:Tributes]]

Philip Banks

2026-04-17T17:30:19Z

Timvideo326:

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== Opening Statement ==
{{Dia|Philip_Banks|Statement.}}

== Controversy ==
Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his banks.
[[Category:21st-century American businesspeople]]
[[Category:Lawyers]]
[[Category:Judges]]

File:RIPPhilipBanks.png

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== Summary ==
[[Category:Tragedies]]

Mountain Dew

2026-04-16T16:32:49Z

Timvideo326:

'''Mountain Dew''' is a [[special fluid]] that flows softly and peacefully from the [[Rocky Mountains]] of [[Colorado]] to a reservoir. It is then collected and used in many ways. It works as a beverage. It works as motor oil. It even works as hydraulic fluid. It even works underwater.
[[Category:Beverages]][[Category:You're my soda pop]]

Page with only red links as of making it

2026-04-16T14:38:38Z

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[[dis]] [[iz]] [[really]] [[hard]] [[toh]] [[doh]] [[without]] [[using]] [[misspellings]][[period|.]]

[[don't]] [[kno]] [[wat]] [[else]] [[toh]] [[Talk:Page with only red links as of making it|talk]] [[about]][[ellipses|...]]

[[hav]] [[yu]] [[heard]] [[of]] [[ena]][[huh|?]] [[I'm]] [[surprized]] [[she's]] [[knot]] [[on]] [[here]] [[yet]]. [[she's]] [[fummy]] [[nd]] [[sily]].

[[well]][[come]] [[toh]] [[teh]] [[wikicamp]] [[dos]][[comma|,]] [[sequal]] [[toh]] [[teh]] [[wikicamp]] [[original]][[period|.]]

[[I'm]] [[big]] [[phan]] [[of]] [[hiveswap]][[period|.]] [[aye]] [[should]] [[create]] [[hiveswap]] [[on]] [[here]][[period|.]] [[but]] [[then]] [[it'd]] [[br8k]] [[dis]][[period|.]]
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List of minor seals

2026-04-15T21:37:34Z

Timvideo326: kid named thumb

{{Featured}}
{{NerpaPunch Award|Bottle}}
This is a '''[[List of lists|list]] of [[seals]]''' that are not notable enough to get their own damn page, in no particular order.

See also: [[List of miner seals]] or [[List of many seals]].
<br>{{Horizontal TOC}}

== 50/50 seal ==
[[File:Bothworlds.png|thumb|Am I dry, or am I wet?]]
This seal is '''both submerged in and emerging from''' a pool of water. Has it conquered both elements, or will it prove to be a jack of all trades, master of none?
{{Clear}}

== Alien seal ==
[[File:Bugeyedmonster.png|thumb|O_O]]
'''[[Leo]]''', more commonly known as the '''alien seal''', is a disturbed [[Baikal seal]] that is almost [[uncanny]] in appearance.
{{Clear}}

== Anatomy the Seal ==
[[File:Anatomy the seal.png|thumb|Quite educational.]]
'''Anatomy the Seal''' is a fictitious seal used to educate students about the anatomy of the infamous seal. We think the creators might've been fans of the [[Human Anatomy Charts]] [[Twitter]] gimmick account!
{{Clear}}

== Angry seal ==
[[File:Okinfurious.png|thumb|You won't like me when I'm angry!]]
Oh dear, this is an '''angry seal'''. It ''hates'' you.
{{Clear}}

== Annihilated seal ==
[[File:One punch foca.png|thumb|Ouch!]]
This '''seal was annihilated'''. It appears to have attempted to fight someone much stronger than it, leaving it ultimately '''destroyed and unidentifiable'''.
{{Clear}}

== Appalled seal ==
{{Distinguish|A Pauled seal}}
[[File:Um. whatt?.png|thumb|No comment.]]
This '''seal''' has seen '''something''' so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
{{Clear}}

== Bait seal ==
[[File:Bait and tackle.png|thumb|I'm easy pickings!]]
The '''bait seal''' is a common [[lure]] used to [[allure]] [[Drake|unsuspecting game]] into a [[Jigsaw|trap]] most devious. This unique form of hunting makes the bait seal one of the very few predatory seals (most seals only eat the curious green scum that drifts atop waves, or cement). The bait seal is easily disarmed, however, by simply walking under the trap, then quickly stepping back before being caught.

Bait seals are becoming harder to identify due to [[Poe's Law]].
{{Clear}}

== Ball seal ==
{{Distinguish|Spheal}}
[[File:Furrowy.png|thumb|-_-]]
The '''ball seal''' is an extremely compact seal in the shape of a ball.
{{Clear}}

== Bashful seal ==
[[File:Daw.png|thumb|oh, i don't mind...]]
The '''bashful seal''' is acting coy and reserved, but knowing and perhaps a bit passive-aggressive, and a little shy.
{{Clear}}

== Basketseal==
{{Distinguish|Basketbaikal}}
[[File:Basketseal.jpg|thumb|You're looking at a future Hall of Famer right here.]]
The '''basketseal''' is one of the greatest [[basketball]]ers in the world, and he's only in his rookie season.
{{Clear}}

== Beatles seal ==
[[File:Beatlestheseal.png|thumb|Photo of the Beatles Seal on a book depicting Beatles lyrics]]
The '''Beatles seal''' is a big fan of the jazz-funk band [[The Beatles]]. They know the lyrics to all the songs.
{{clear}}

== Blissful pinniped ==
[[File:Quitecontent.png|thumb|''I love life...lalala'']]
The '''blissful pinniped''' is a seal living in [[Bliss|blissful]] [[User:Chubs|ignorance]].
{{Dia|Louie|Grind into fine shavings, then add syrup, [[Double Cherry|cherries]], and other sweet ingredients of your choosing. Best served cold.}}
{{clear}}

== Blenny ==
[[File:Blenny.jpg|thumb|Oh, hi! Welcome to my rock pool!]]
While many seals prefer the open ocean, the '''blenny''' tends to relax in its humble abode, a '''rock pool'''. However, because its rock pool is close to the ocean, it may occasionally embark on a wonderful vacation.
{{Clear}}

== Blizzard seal ==
[[File:Blizzardtheseal.png|thumb|go on without me...]]
'''Blizzard the seal''' is a seal that is currently being blanketed with a layer of snow. Experts agree this seal will likely freeze into a [[Ice Cube|block of ice]] and die or get melted 10,000 years into the future.

The lowly blizzard seal has a diversity score of [[0]]. This means it will never be added to [[Overwatch]]. 😭💔

{{Clear}}

== Brat ==
[[File:Rabid child.png|thumb|Where my bag of cheerio??]]
The '''brat''' is an insolent child that has no manners, no respect for adults, and no sense of discipline. It is likely the result of hippie liberal parents.
{{Clear}}

== Bug-eyed maniac ==
[[File:O O what the frank.png|thumb|Nature can be cruel.]]
The '''bug-eyed seal''' is a seal with unusually large eyes. This is especially noteworthy because it does not appear to be a [[Baikal seal]].
{{Clear}}

== CAKO the seal ==
[[File:Treatnurpon.png|thumb|Nomnomnom!]]
'''CAKO the seal''' is an edible pastry that merely resembles the outward appearance of a seal. It appears to be the '''true and gruesome''' forme of the user [[User:CAKO|CAKO]].
{{Dia|Louie|Can be eaten raw. Tastes deliciously sweet!}}
{{DiaKing|The Queen and I once wrapped this CAKO into a [[Royal Present]] for you. Unfortunately, We seemed to have lost it somewhere on [[Earth]]...}}
=== CAKO the seal's opinion ===
I simply don't '''give a [[fuck]]'''...
{{Clear}}

== Car seal ==
[[File:Automotive.png|thumb|Note: Not road legal.]]
The '''car seal''' is a pesky pinniped that enjoys obstructing visibility for vehicle drivers. Every [[Tesla]] uses a car seal in its computer for self-driving.
{{Clear}}

== Caribou ==
[[File:Canuck.png|thumb|Looks very Canadian, eh?]]
The '''caribou''' (not to be confused with its [[Reindeer|cervine impostor]]) is a [[baby seal]] that is the national animal of [[Canada]]. This is because Canadians hate baby seals so much, they want to turn them into meat. Images of caribou are popularly used to represent the entire country.
{{Clear}}

== Cephalophore ==
[[File:Decapito.png|thumb|I seem to have lost my head...]]
This seal has '''its head detached from its body'''! Despite this, it is able to continue living a normal life. This is one of the unsolved questions in biology.
{{Clear}}

== Chocolate seal ==
[[File:Lindt baby.jpg|thumb|Yum!]]
The '''chocolate seal''' is [[Lindt]]'s magnum opus. Only one of these delicate confectioneries has ever been made, at Lindt's homeland of [[Switzerland]].
{{Clear}}

== Class bully ==
[[File:Bullyped.jpg|thumb|Watching a puny little entry? That's cute...]]
The '''class bully''' is the meanest kid around. He's always going after what it thinks is an easy target. He is currently suspended for two weeks after sabotaging the school wiki.
{{Clear}}

== Clay seal ==
[[File:Clayyy.jpg|thumb|What a nice clay pit to wallow in.]]
The '''clay seal''' is the [[mud seal]]'s cousin. It spends its day foraging for the finest [[clay]] pits. It may even dine on some fresh clay buried deep underground.
{{Clear}}

== Clone seal ==
[[File:Sealhigh.png|thumb|The source?]]
The '''clone seals''' are seals formed and raised in tubes or pods. They are genetically identical. Clone seals are used as an ethical source of meat for consumption, experimentation, or crash testing. The largest producer of clone seals is [[Toba Aquarium]].
{{Clear}}

== Clueless seal ==
[[File:Watchmen.png|thumb|He's right behind me, isn't he?]]
The '''clueless seal''' is a seal that is being caught unawares.
{{Clear}}

== Cosmic Overdrive ==
[[File:Instant message.png|thumb|We are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears.]]
'''Perilous Overdrift''' is a spatial seer. It can channel the sublime undercurrent that belies the cosmos to appear before anything.
{{Clear}}

== Couch potato ==
[[File:Lazybonestheseal.png|thumb|Meh!]]
The dreaded '''couch potato''' is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a [[TV]].
{{Clear}}

== Dandelion Lover ==
[[File:King of Garish Flowers.png|thumb|If I bide my time, a simple puff shall appear...]]
The '''dandelion lover''' is a seal most captivated by the sudden bloom. The piercing [[yellow]] demarks a precious stem. And here it is I to which is then~
{{Clear}}

== Dead seal ==
[[File:Rottingcorpse.png|thumb|X_X]]
The '''dead seal''' was a seal that died due to [[death]], promptly keeling over.
{{Dia|Louie|Much too rotten when caught to eat. Finding a live specimen would prove challenging yet fruitful.}}
{{Clear}}

== Defeated in Battle the Seal ==
[[File:KO!.png|thumb|Thaaat's gonna leave a mark...]]
This seal has been brutally '''defeated in battle''' after a heavy blow was dealt. This sent it careening through the [[Ice World|land of the ice and snow]].
{{Clear}}

== Desert seal ==
[[File:Sandyghast.png|thumb|...]]
The '''desert seal''' is an apparition or [[mirage]]. Its appearance heralds your demise.
{{Clear}}

== Discussions the Seal ==
[[File:Challenge 7 be like.jpg|thumb|I'm not going to Damn seal! ''You'' are!]]
'''Brandon''' (left) and '''Landon''' (right) are arch-enemies. Their relationship has been taken to an all-time low due to Landon suggesting that Brandon move to [[Damn seal]].
{{Clear}}

== Distant J ==
[[File:From afar.png|thumb|It all seems so small from here...]]
'''Distant J''' is an observant onlooker who has a keen eye for things that are far away.
{{Clear}}

== Drooling seal ==
[[File:Droolery.jpg|thumb|Look away.]]
The '''drool seal''' is a slack-jawed, wide-eyed, vacant type of seal. It, possibly, could theoretically be drooling at the sight of a humble [[pie]], or [[barrel-o-fish]]. That would not excuse its poor manners, however.
{{Clear}}

== Drunk seal ==
[[File:Bit tipsy.png|thumb|Please... spare me a sip!]]
The '''drunkard''' is a seal whose enclosure has been slowly replaced with CLASSIC Sapporo [[beer]]. Despite this seal's affinity for the devil's drink, it refuses to touch anything brewed by [[Agu]].
{{Clear}}

== Exercise seal ==
[[File:Exerciseseal.png|thumb|98... 99... 100!]]
This is a seal doing a pull-up. This '''seal''' loves to '''exercise'''. The strongest seal still loses to the weakest '''gun'''.
{{Clear}}

== Eyes become large ==
[[File:FabricTheSeal.png|thumb|Thinking.]]
This seal has large eyes, though not as disgustingly bulging as the eyes of a [[Baikal seal]].
{{Clear}}

== Fading seal ==
[[File:Gone with the dust.png|thumb|No...! Just a little more time!]]
The '''fading seal''' is a seal that has run out of time. The fog has come to claim what is rightfully its. This seal leaves behind unfinished business.
{{Clear}}

== Fell off ==
<div style="float:right;"><youtube width=300px>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAfeJmlwWnE</youtube></div>
This seal '''fell off and died'''! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! SHIT!
{{clear}}

== Flat seal ==
[[File:Bomper.png|thumb|Watch where you're going dumpass...]]
The '''flat seal''' is a vaguely flattened seal that seems to be visually distorted.
{{Clear}}

== Flatter seal ==
[[File:Wontsurvive.png|thumb|yikes... that's gotta hurt.]]
The '''flatter seal''' is a seal that collided against a strange invisible plain, compressing its upper body into itself.
{{Clear}}

== Freakshow seal ==
[[File:Freak.png|thumb|Eww!]]
The '''freakshow seal''' is a seal that is being put on display to be laughed at and derided. It is great entertainment.
{{Clear}}

== Glup ==
[[File:Glup.png|thumb|plarp]]
'''Glup''' is an [[odd puddle]] that appears to resemble a seal. It is incredibly pathetic and to be avoided at all costs.
{{Clear}}

== Haggis ==
[[File:Haggis.png|thumb|Depleted numbers spell doom for village cuisine (4).]]
'''Haggi''' are [[Scotland|Scottish]] lumps that form on the cold rocky shores of the highlands. They are easy to hunt and consume, though they only reproduce every 50 years, making their status endangered.
{{Clear}}

== Half Life 2 the Seal ==
[[File:Hl2.png|thumb]]
'''Half Life 2 the Seal''' sucks.
{{clear}}

== Hiking seal ==
[[File:Hitchhiking.jpg|thumb|Hi, fellow traveller!]]
The '''hiking seal''' spends its time exploring the unexplored. Its greatest ambitious is to hike the infamous [[Oregon Trail]] in its entirety.
{{Clear}}

== Hog seal ==
[[File:Foliage.png|thumb|snrff hngrff]]
The '''hog seal''' is a seal that has evolved to fill the niche of a wild [[boar]], snuffling through the undergrowth for truffles and maggots. While most seals are adept swimmers in water, the hog seal excels in mud, though not as well as the [[Mud seal]].
{{Clear}}

== Ice and Fire the Seal ==
[[File:Galariandarmanitanzenmode.png|thumb|Too hot? Too cold? I'm too much!]]
'''Ice and Fire the Seal''' is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
{{Clear}}

== Iceberg seal ==
[[File:Bobbing for seals.png|thumb|More than meets the eye...]]
'''Iceberg seals''' are frigid emissaries of the chilled waves. A naïve observer from above may assume they are rather small and short, but in truth, most of their body is deceptively hidden underwater. [[Iceberg]] seals are a common headache for sailors, as striking them may puncture a [[hole]] into the hulls of their ships.
{{Clear}}

== Ideal seal ==
[[File:Perfection.png|thumb|100%]]
The '''ideal seal''' is a seal that is geometrically perfect. For this reason it is loathed by the other seals, a subject of their envy.
{{Clear}}

== Informative seal ==
[[File:Dontyaknow.png|thumb|Why, it's quite simple!]]
The '''informative seal''' is a seal that briefly used the Wiki Camp 2's [[Twitter]]. It seems relatively smart compared to its brethren.
{{clear}}

== John Sealna ==
[[File:Are you sure about that.jpg|thumb|Are you sure about that?]]
'''John Sealna''' is a dreaded [[Professional wrestling|wrestler]]. You can't see him. His time is now.
{{clear}}

== Just a small thing ==
[[File:Littleguy.png|thumb|Hi!]]
This '''little thing''' is just a '''pleasant trifle'''.
{{Clear}}

== Killroy ==
[[File:Killroy.png|thumb|Killroy is a friend of the channel.]]
'''Killroy''' is an inquisitive ol' fellow, always popping in to see what's shaking.
{{Clear}}

== Laidback Nurpu ==
[[File:Relaxingnurpon.png|thumb|I don't give a care...]]
The '''Laid Back Nerpa''' is a baikal freeloader who is simply out of fucks to give. This seal is theorized to represent the deadly sin of [[Sloth]].
{{Clear}}

== Left behind seal ==
[[File:Status of no importance.png|thumb|yarm!]]
The '''left behind seal''' is a seal that has been abandoned. It beckons for help.
{{Clear}}

== Litter seal ==
[[File:Beach pollution.jpg|thumb|He is harming all of us. [[Badass]]!]]
'''Litter seals''' are man-made pollutants made from [[gasoline]] that are toxic to our [[Water World|oceans]]. They take over [[1000]] years to decompose in nature.
{{Clear}}

== Loved seal ==
[[File:Eternal sunshine.png|thumb|I feel [[wanted]]...]]
This is the '''loved seal'''. It has been offered that unique thing, human compassion. It has never felt such warmth in its life, and it does not want to let go.
{{Clear}}

== Lowkey talented seal ==
[[File:Charma.png|thumb|Hip hip!]]
This '''seal is lowkey talented'''. Unabetted by the horrors of tobacco and malnourishment, it is able to achieve its true potential!
{{Clear}}

== Mega Slug ==
[[File:MEGA SLUG.jpg|thumb|Hey, don't mind me!]]
The '''Mega Slug''' is the largest [[slug]] in the world. Its shade of green is rather reminiscent of dark [[gray]].
{{Clear}}

== Menace ==
[[File:Hi... im a cute af seal!! .png|thumb|Hi! Look at me, Im']]
The '''menace''' is a seal of the lowest caliber. It's shameful that it managed to get in...
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== Meteor seal ==
[[File:I fell down.png|thumb|How was the fall?]]
This is the '''meteor seal'''. It was found in an impact crater and assume to have come from the upper atmosphere or even outer space. It likely is host to a wide variety of new and strange illnesses/parasites.
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== Morning seal ==
[[File:Limmy.png|thumb|Can't I get a full night's sleep?!]]
The '''morning seal''' is a seal that has been awoken from its slumber; it is quite groggy and cantankerous for it. It appears to be the doomed version of the [[List of minor seals#Restful Nurpon|dozing dozen]].
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== Mote ==
[[File:Mote.png|thumb|Point particle]]
The '''mote''' is the smallest subunit of seal that still retains the properties of a seal.
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== Mountain Dew the Seal ==
[[File:Zaaa.png|thumb|zaa.... ]]
This is a seal utterly drenched in '''[[Mountain Dew]]''', a famous brand of oil. For this reason, it is in pure bliss.
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== MyMiracles.com ==
[[File:Oh poo.png|thumb|http://]]
'''MyMiracles.com''' the Seal (formerly the Sears Seal) is a [[The Sponsored Segments|sponsored]] seal endorsed by MyMiracles.com.
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== Nathan "Tha Keyz" Keychain ==
[[File:Nathan Keychain.png|thumb|Cute, portable, and fashion.]]
'''Nathan Keychain''' is a quaint merchandise-adjacent seal that was very popular in the 1970s. They were recalled after the nefarious market item began taking pictures of the keys it jangled along with using its high-tech camera eyes, so the keys could be 3D printed in [[Future|The Future]].
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== Neuropon ==
[[File:Minds eye.png|thumb|Think... think...!]]
Enter, '''Neuropon'''! This brainiac is suspected to be the only seal capable of using 100% of its brain, making it slightly smarter than a [[clam]]. Funding for this research has been indefinitely paused after the seal was found thinking about stupid sh*t no one cares About.
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== Neutral seal ==
[[File:Neutralseal.png|thumb|Ymarb!]]
This '''seal''' has no defining or noteworthy qualities.
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== Nlarpintine, Friend of the Avians==
[[File:Seal and bird.jpg|thumb|What do you think, Christopher?]]
'''Nlapintine''' is a heroic seal who is aided by birds of many varieties to aid his community. He is beloved by the masses, but some villainous individuals are easily frustrated by his mere existence, many of them fighting to be his number one nemesis. However, Nlarpintine refuses to acknowledge any evil-doers as an arch-enemy, stating his priority is keeping his community safe.

His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
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== Oh... ==
[[File:Weyed ide.png|thumb|You...]]
'''Oh...''' that's not... I- ...

Nahhh. What's that...
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== Okin slushy ==
[[File:Slushhhh.png|thumb|Brainfreeze!]]
The '''okinslushy''' is a delectable treat that is filled with slush, an ice-like material. Seals are resistant to the cold, but this one may end up as a caveman-in-icecube.
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== Olympic swimmer ==
[[File:Olympix.jpg|thumb|Did I qualify yet?]]
The '''Olympic swimmer''' is a hard-working seal that wishes to qualify for this year's [[Olympic Games]] in [[Paris]]. It bears an uncanny resemblance to [[List of minor seals#Killroy|Killroy]], perhaps indicating an alter-ego?
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== Painting the Seal ==
[[File:Fucking masterpiece.jpg|thumb|A masterpiece!]]
These two seals are the subject of the painting you see on the right. It's so detailed to the point where it belongs at [[Toba Museum]].
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== Patience ==
[[File:Now we wait.png|thumb|This, too, shall pass.]]
'''Patience''' is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
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== Peeksy ==
{{Distinguish|Peking seal}}
[[File:ICU.png|thumb|What do [[I Spy|I spy]]?]]
Make no mistake, this is not '''Peaksy''', this is '''Peeksy''', the '''Peekaboo'''. Peeksy is gossiping filth, its own life so dull and uninteresting that it has to insert itself into the business of others. Peeksy knows that it would have its ass handed to it were it to be caught peeping, so it has mastered the art of ''hiddenness''. It is very hard to spot Peeksy, even if it accidentally stepped on a loud [[Stick|twig]] [[Spy|right behind you]].
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== Pink seal ==
[[File:Pinktheseal.gif|thumb|Pink sky, pink snow, pink ''me''! Why, everything just so pink!]]
This '''seal''' is curiously '''pink'''. Due to a lack of a bow, it is presumably not a [[girl]], though nothing can be said for sure. Unfortunately, it also appears to be upside-down and therefore '''dead'''.
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== Platter seal ==
[[File:Tray.png|thumb|Did you expect [[silver]]?]]
The '''seal whipped up on a platter''' is a common sight in [[France]] and [[Denmark]]. They use their platter to stay afloat on rough waves. Plattering seals tend to wash up on shores and slipways where they are easy pickings for predators. They are not worth much.
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== Playful seal ==
[[File:Playingtime.png|thumb|Stinker.]]
The '''playful seal''' is a vibrant youth that enjoys mild [[chicanery]].
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== Plush seal ==
[[File:Toydoga.png|thumb|[[File:mama.mp3]]]]
{{Distinguish|Tuesday (character)}}
A '''toy of a seal'''? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
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== Polar opposites ==
[[File:Polar opposites.png|thumb|Which one of these is better?]]
This '''penguin''' and that '''seal''' are having a discussion over '''which [[Antarctica|Antarctic]] animal is better'''. It's the [[penguin]], and for good reason.
{{aye|Penguin}}
We're the icons of Antarctica! We're clearly the best.
{{nay|Seal}}
What do you think the animal of [[The Wiki Camp 2]] is?
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== Port of No Harbor, the seal ==
[[File:Castaway.png|thumb|Not a good place to be...]]
The '''seal''' '''shipwrecked in the [[Port of No Harbor]]'''. The seal has had to abandon its ship, but it will surely not last in such an unforgiving place.
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== Precious seal ==
[[File:Precious.png|thumb|...]]
The '''precious seal''' is a little darling cutie-pie who is considered '''cherished'''.
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== President Seal ==
[[File:President.jpg|thumb|Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope.]]
'''Grover Sealand''' was an iconic politician who was [[List of presidents of The Wiki Camp 2|president of The Wiki Camp 2]] prior to its shocking death of old age. [[Head of Lettuce]] has since filled its role.
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== Quarts ==
[[File:Quart.png|thumb|{{Dia|Drake|Yo, mic check. Seals so cute...}}]]
'''Quarts''' is a squat ugly seal. It is rather garish and hardy.
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== Relaxed seal ==
[[File:Spaday.png|thumb|Take a load off...]]
The '''relaxed seal''' is a seal holding an [[ucket]] in a spa. It goes by its online handle, ''therapeuticpinniped''.
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== Restful Nurpon ==
[[File:Imtired.png|thumb|5 more minutes...]]
The '''sleeping nerpy''' is a tired seal that has its guard down.
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== Rotunda ==
[[File:Rotunda.png|thumb|[[o]]]]
'''Rotunda''' is a particularly round seal. Many seals have borne the title of Rotunda.
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== Rotunda 2 ==
[[File:Secondrotunda.png|thumb|The old king is dead.]]
This is the successor to the original '''Rotunda'''. This one is particularly bulbous.
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== RTX On the Seal ==
[[File:Caughtin4k.png|thumb|BAAAH!]]
'''RTX On the Seal''' is a seal that is highly detailed. This only serves to accentuate its ugly flaws.
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== Seal in a spaceship ==
[[File:Sealship.jpg|thumb|What are you guys looking at?]]
This '''seal in a spaceship''' has just discovered a group of free-floating [[astronaut]]s. I mean, who would expect a seal in a spaceship?
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== Seal in green water ==
[[File:Greentea.png|thumb|Stop looking...]]
The '''seal in green water''' is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating [[amoeba]].
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== Seal the Eel ==
[[File:Encara Messeal.png|thumb|He's going for goal...!]]
'''Seal the Eel''' has a hunger for sports. Today, he wishes to play [[football]].
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== Sealie Wonder ==
[[File:Sealebrity.jpg|thumb|Very superstitious!]]
'''Sealie Wonder''' is the world's most talented singer. Wherever it goes, local spectators are awed by its soothing voice. So musicesque!
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== Sean and Seal ==
[[File:Sean and seal.png|thumb|Hi! I'm Sean and this is my buddy Seal! We hate it here!]]
'''Sean and Seal''' are a [[:Category:Comedy|comedy]] duo that tour around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]! Sean's [[Weird Al|the funny one]], always getting into mischief, while Seal is the more levelheaded one, often scoffing at Sean's jokes. They appear to be in a 16:9 image stuck in a 4:3 border at the moment. Very unfortunate.
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== Shallow wader ==
[[File:Pondscum.png|thumb|Not very deep...]]
The '''shallow wader''' is a seal that is entrenched in a very shallow pool of water. Perhaps deeper waters are simply offscreen, but we cannot judge it for what we do not know.
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== Sickly seal ==
[[File:Feelingundertheweather?.png|thumb|That would be the [[ricin]] I gave you.]]
The '''sickly seal''' is a seal currently being treated with TLC for its [[cold]] or [[Influenza|flu]].
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== Side-eye seal ==
[[File:Yeah right.png|thumb|okayyyyy]]
This '''seal''' has something on its mind but stills its tongue lest it get itself into trouble.
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== Sly seal ==
[[File:Sliseal.png|thumb|"Get a load of that guy."]]
The '''sly seal''' is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.
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== Society seal ==
[[File:Society-seal.jpg|thumb|Much to think about!]]
This seal '''lives in a society.'''
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== Spa seal ==
[[File:Spa treatment.png|thumb|Ahhhh, so nice.]]
This '''spa seal''' is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
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== Spyhopper ==
[[File:Spyhopped.jpg|thumb|...And here?]]
This seal is '''spyhopping'''. After noticing the mischievous tactics of its [[orca]] predators, it decided to copy them. Perhaps it's training to get its opponents deceived...?
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== Stealthy seal ==
[[File:Crouchingnurponhiddennerpy.png|thumb|I can't see you, you can't see me!]]
The '''stealthy seal''' is a seal that is obscured by its surroundings. It uses its pure-white fur as camouflage: a coward's technique.
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== Stickly seal ==
{{Distinguish|List of minor seals#Sickly seal{{!}}Sickly seal}}
[[File:Abonafideacrobat.png|thumb|Don't look down!]]
The '''stickly seal''' is a seal precariously balancing itself on a narrow wooden stick. It demonstrates a relatively high level of dexterity compared to other seals.
{{Clear}}

== Stock seal ==
[[File:Stockseal.jpg|thumb|Spitting image of a spotted seal.]]
The '''stock seal''' is the most neutral and inoffensive seal of them all, meant to live in flyers and marketing presentations.
{{Clear}}

== Surfer seal ==
[[File:Damn surfers.jpg|thumb|Surf's up!]]
'''Surfer seals''' love riding the biggest waves in the sea. Their surf culture is blooming.
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== Swimming student ==
[[File:Swimming lessons.jpg|thumb|Come on! Jump in the water!]]
The '''swimming students''' is taking swimming lessons for the first time at the local indoor swimming pool!
{{Clear}}

== Timeskip the Seal ==
[[File:Chronotraveller.png|thumb|[[Where]] am I? No... WHEN am I?]]
'''Timeskip the Seal''' is a seal that one day woke up in the year [[2164]]. It would be the last seal on earth.
{{Dia|Olimar|How unfortunate for this seal to be the last of their kind! They were truly an interesting species to document.}}
{{Clear}}

== Told-off seal ==
[[File:Notlistening.png|thumb|Eh? IDC...]]
The '''told-off seal''' was a seal who was reprimanded, but it wasn't actually listening.
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== Trainspotting seal ==
[[File:Pinniped train.jpg|thumb|Ooo! That's a nice-looking train!]]
The '''trainspotting seal''' spends its time next to the tracks, waiting for the next train to arrive. It waves its flippers at the drivers, and passengers look to their windows in awe and disgust.
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== Trash seal ==
[[File:Sealgarbage.png|thumb|P.U.]]
This '''trash seal''' lives amongst the garbage and filth, yet it relishes it. Hopefully the trash compactor won't be so merciful...
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== Trickster ==
[[File:Plotting.jpg|thumb|Nyehehehe...]]
The '''trickster''' is a mischievous soul who loves playing devious pranks on others. Every day, he thinks about what he'll do next.
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== Tuckered out the Seal ==
[[File:Impooped.png|thumb|Go on I'll... zzz... I'll catch up later...]]
The '''tuckered-out seal''' is exhausted. Seals don't have legs and have to crawl around everywhere on earth like the dreaded inchworm, so it makes sense why it's fatigued.
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== UFO pilot seal ==
[[File:Nurphan in the drivers seat.png|thumb|I hope I find a pick-a-nick basket!]]
A '''UFO pilot seal''' was reportedly spotted over the southern parts of [[Cincinnati]] on April 18th, 1994. It was described a seal in the driver's seat of a flying saucer, potentially filled to the brim with horrible green slime. It is presumed to be a hostile invader and has been issued a death warrant by 93 governments of the world.
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== Uncoordinated seal ==
[[File:Uncoordinated the Seal.jpg|thumb|Aw man, there's just so much to do!]]
The '''uncoordinated seal''' does not understand proper time management and is always left burnt out!
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== Understanding nuerpo ==
[[File:Empath.png|thumb|Oh... I get it now!]]
The '''understanding nurpon''' is an [[empath]] that has the [[uncanny]] ability to connect with others and feel what they are going through.
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== Undertale the seal ==
[[File:Sealoptimized.gif|thumb|Oh man... Talk or should i fight?]]
'''Undertale the seal''' is a tiny nerpoid going in it's own quirky [[Earthbound|earthbound]]-inspired rpg adventure. Here it's shown approaching one of the [[Bossfight|bossfights]] and pondering on what it's next course of action should be, shall it become a hero to all [[Pinniped|pinnipeds]] or be [[Cement|cemented]] as a villain to be reckoned with?

It is often compared to [[Lump]] for apparent visual similarities, however these two nerpies are as different as night and day once you get to know them.
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== Urban seal ==
[[File:Nerpossity.png|thumb|[[Coffee]] anyone?]]
The '''urban seal''' is a seal living in the city. It appears stressed and tired from the hubbub or modern life.
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== Vibing seal ==
[[File:Vibin.png|thumb|Oh hi! I'm just a regular ol' baby seal minding my day.]]
This '''seal is chilling''' on the ice. He's minding his own business as if nothing bad has ever happened.
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== Viral seal ==
[[File:Viral seal.jpg|thumb|One million... two million... three million hits!]]
This seal has '''become an overnight sensation''' after an embarrassing video of them was uploaded online. While they enjoy their fleeting moments of fame now, they will soon surely learn the importance of maintaining a spotless digital footprint.
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== Watch as We Cry ==
[[File:Tears run fast and never dry.png|thumb|My tears tell a perfect story...]]
A '''seal with tears welled up in eyes''', somber mist of quiet cries, nothing more than misty skies, on these shores of melancholies.
{{Clear}}

== Wedge seal ==
[[File:Inapickle.png|thumb|Help me!]]
The '''wedge seal''' is a seal that has managed to lodge itself in an icy nook, stuck between a rock and a hard place.
{{Clear}}

== Wet tissue ==
[[File:Wet.png|thumb|achoo!]]
A '''wet tissue''' is the disgusting, [[Damp seal|damp]] larval state of most [[Okin napkin|okin napkins]]. It is loathed by all.
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== Wild seal ==
[[File:Wildseal.png|thumb|Careful.]]
The '''wild seal''' is a seal that lives in the wilderness. It is several miles away from any [[water]]. It is likely some kind of [[hermit]] or [[monster]].
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== World traveller ==
[[File:Both poles.jpg|thumb|I miss Antarctica...]]
The '''world traveller''' has been to every continent on the globe. He brought a [[penguin]] plush back to his homeland on the other pole.
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== Worm ==
[[File:Actualworm.png|thumb|Hi. I'm a grub and I live in the soil.]]
Scientists are still split as to whether this is a '''true worm''' or simply a '''wormy seal'''. If you are a [[worm]] expert, please [[The Wiki Camp 2:Contact Us|contact us]].
{{Clear}}

== Yup ==
[[File:Allsfine.png|thumb|weh... eh?]]
'''Yup'''.
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== Zero seal ==
[[File:bye bye.png|thumb|Bye!]]
This was the '''final seal'''. Goodbye seals!
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List of minor seals

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This is a '''[[List of lists|list]] of [[seals]]''' that are not notable enough to get their own damn page, in no particular order.

See also: [[List of miner seals]] or [[List of many seals]].
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== 50/50 seal ==
[[File:Bothworlds.png|thumb|Am I dry, or am I wet?]]
This seal is '''both submerged in and emerging from''' a pool of water. Has it conquered both elements, or will it prove to be a jack of all trades, master of none?
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== Alien seal ==
[[File:Bugeyedmonster.png|thumb|O_O]]
'''[[Leo]]''', more commonly known as the '''alien seal''', is a disturbed [[Baikal seal]] that is almost [[uncanny]] in appearance.
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== Anatomy the Seal ==
[[File:Anatomy the seal.png|thumb|Quite educational.]]
'''Anatomy the Seal''' is a fictitious seal used to educate students about the anatomy of the infamous seal. We think the creators might've been fans of the [[Human Anatomy Charts]] [[Twitter]] gimmick account!
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== Angry seal ==
[[File:Okinfurious.png|thumb|You won't like me when I'm angry!]]
Oh dear, this is an '''angry seal'''. It ''hates'' you.
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== Annihilated seal ==
[[File:One punch foca.png|thumb|Ouch!]]
This '''seal was annihilated'''. It appears to have attempted to fight someone much stronger than it, leaving it ultimately '''destroyed and unidentifiable'''.
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== Appalled seal ==
{{Distinguish|A Pauled seal}}
[[File:Um. whatt?.png|thumb|No comment.]]
This '''seal''' has seen '''something''' so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
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== Bait seal ==
[[File:Bait and tackle.png|thumb|I'm easy pickings!]]
The '''bait seal''' is a common [[lure]] used to [[allure]] [[Drake|unsuspecting game]] into a [[Jigsaw|trap]] most devious. This unique form of hunting makes the bait seal one of the very few predatory seals (most seals only eat the curious green scum that drifts atop waves, or cement). The bait seal is easily disarmed, however, by simply walking under the trap, then quickly stepping back before being caught.

Bait seals are becoming harder to identify due to [[Poe's Law]].
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== Ball seal ==
{{Distinguish|Spheal}}
[[File:Furrowy.png|thumb|-_-]]
The '''ball seal''' is an extremely compact seal in the shape of a ball.
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== Bashful seal ==
[[File:Daw.png|thumb|oh, i don't mind...]]
The '''bashful seal''' is acting coy and reserved, but knowing and perhaps a bit passive-aggressive, and a little shy.
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== Basketseal==
{{Distinguish|Basketbaikal}}
[[File:Basketseal.jpg|thumb|You're looking at a future Hall of Famer right here.]]
The '''basketseal''' is one of the greatest [[basketball]]ers in the world, and he's only in his rookie season.
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== Beatles seal ==
[[File:Beatlestheseal.png|thumb|Photo of the Beatles Seal on a book depicting Beatles lyrics]]
The '''Beatles seal''' is a big fan of the jazz-funk band [[The Beatles]]. They know the lyrics to all the songs.
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== Blissful pinniped ==
[[File:Quitecontent.png|thumb|''I love life...lalala'']]
The '''blissful pinniped''' is a seal living in [[Bliss|blissful]] [[User:Chubs|ignorance]].
{{Dia|Louie|Grind into fine shavings, then add syrup, [[Double Cherry|cherries]], and other sweet ingredients of your choosing. Best served cold.}}
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== Blenny ==
[[File:Blenny.jpg|thumb|Oh, hi! Welcome to my rock pool!]]
While many seals prefer the open ocean, the '''blenny''' tends to relax in its humble abode, a '''rock pool'''. However, because its rock pool is close to the ocean, it may occasionally embark on a wonderful vacation.
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== Blizzard seal ==
[[File:Blizzardtheseal.png|thumb|go on without me...]]
'''Blizzard the seal''' is a seal that is currently being blanketed with a layer of snow. Experts agree this seal will likely freeze into a [[Ice Cube|block of ice]] and die or get melted 10,000 years into the future.

The lowly blizzard seal has a diversity score of [[0]]. This means it will never be added to [[Overwatch]]. 😭💔

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== Brat ==
[[File:Rabid child.png|thumb|Where my bag of cheerio??]]
The '''brat''' is an insolent child that has no manners, no respect for adults, and no sense of discipline. It is likely the result of hippie liberal parents.
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== Bug-eyed maniac ==
[[File:O O what the frank.png|thumb|Nature can be cruel.]]
The '''bug-eyed seal''' is a seal with unusually large eyes. This is especially noteworthy because it does not appear to be a [[Baikal seal]].
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== CAKO the seal ==
[[File:Treatnurpon.png|thumb|Nomnomnom!]]
'''CAKO the seal''' is an edible pastry that merely resembles the outward appearance of a seal. It appears to be the '''true and gruesome''' forme of the user [[User:CAKO|CAKO]].
{{Dia|Louie|Can be eaten raw. Tastes deliciously sweet!}}
{{DiaKing|The Queen and I once wrapped this CAKO into a [[Royal Present]] for you. Unfortunately, We seemed to have lost it somewhere on [[Earth]]...}}
=== CAKO the seal's opinion ===
I simply don't '''give a [[fuck]]'''...
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== Car seal ==
[[File:Automotive.png|thumb|Note: Not road legal.]]
The '''car seal''' is a pesky pinniped that enjoys obstructing visibility for vehicle drivers. Every [[Tesla]] uses a car seal in its computer for self-driving.
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== Caribou ==
[[File:Canuck.png|thumb|Looks very Canadian, eh?]]
The '''caribou''' (not to be confused with its [[Reindeer|cervine impostor]]) is a [[baby seal]] that is the national animal of [[Canada]]. This is because Canadians hate baby seals so much, they want to turn them into meat. Images of caribou are popularly used to represent the entire country.
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== Cephalophore ==
[[File:Decapito.png|thumb|I seem to have lost my head...]]
This seal has '''its head detached from its body'''! Despite this, it is able to continue living a normal life. This is one of the unsolved questions in biology.
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== Chocolate seal ==
[[File:Lindt baby.jpg|thumb|Yum!]]
The '''chocolate seal''' is [[Lindt]]'s magnum opus. Only one of these delicate confectioneries has ever been made, at Lindt's homeland of [[Switzerland]].
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== Class bully ==
[[File:Bullyped.jpg|thumb|Watching a puny little entry? That's cute...]]
The '''class bully''' is the meanest kid around. He's always going after what it thinks is an easy target. He is currently suspended for two weeks after sabotaging the school wiki.
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== Clay seal ==
[[File:Clayyy.jpg|thumb|What a nice clay pit to wallow in.]]
The '''clay seal''' is the [[mud seal]]'s cousin. It spends its day foraging for the finest [[clay]] pits. It may even dine on some fresh clay buried deep underground.
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== Clone seal ==
[[File:Sealhigh.png|thumb|The source?]]
The '''clone seals''' are seals formed and raised in tubes or pods. They are genetically identical. Clone seals are used as an ethical source of meat for consumption, experimentation, or crash testing. The largest producer of clone seals is [[Toba Aquarium]].
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== Clueless seal ==
[[File:Watchmen.png|thumb|He's right behind me, isn't he?]]
The '''clueless seal''' is a seal that is being caught unawares.
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== Cosmic Overdrive ==
[[File:Instant message.png|thumb|We are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears.]]
'''Perilous Overdrift''' is a spatial seer. It can channel the sublime undercurrent that belies the cosmos to appear before anything.
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== Couch potato ==
[[File:Lazybonestheseal.png|thumb|Meh!]]
The dreaded '''couch potato''' is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a [[TV]].
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== Dandelion Lover ==
[[File:King of Garish Flowers.png|thumb|If I bide my time, a simple puff shall appear...]]
The '''dandelion lover''' is a seal most captivated by the sudden bloom. The piercing [[yellow]] demarks a precious stem. And here it is I to which is then~
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== Dead seal ==
[[File:Rottingcorpse.png|thumb|X_X]]
The '''dead seal''' was a seal that died due to [[death]], promptly keeling over.
{{Dia|Louie|Much too rotten when caught to eat. Finding a live specimen would prove challenging yet fruitful.}}
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== Defeated in Battle the Seal ==
[[File:KO!.png|thumb|Thaaat's gonna leave a mark...]]
This seal has been brutally '''defeated in battle''' after a heavy blow was dealt. This sent it careening through the [[Ice World|land of the ice and snow]].
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== Desert seal ==
[[File:Sandyghast.png|thumb|...]]
The '''desert seal''' is an apparition or [[mirage]]. Its appearance heralds your demise.
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== Discussions the Seal ==
[[File:Challenge 7 be like.jpg|thumb|I'm not going to Damn seal! ''You'' are!]]
'''Brandon''' (left) and '''Landon''' (right) are arch-enemies. Their relationship has been taken to an all-time low due to Landon suggesting that Brandon move to [[Damn seal]].
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== Distant J ==
[[File:From afar.png|thumb|It all seems so small from here...]]
'''Distant J''' is an observant onlooker who has a keen eye for things that are far away.
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== Drooling seal ==
[[File:Droolery.jpg|thumb|Look away.]]
The '''drool seal''' is a slack-jawed, wide-eyed, vacant type of seal. It, possibly, could theoretically be drooling at the sight of a humble [[pie]], or [[barrel-o-fish]]. That would not excuse its poor manners, however.
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== Drunk seal ==
[[File:Bit tipsy.png|thumb|Please... spare me a sip!]]
The '''drunkard''' is a seal whose enclosure has been slowly replaced with CLASSIC Sapporo [[beer]]. Despite this seal's affinity for the devil's drink, it refuses to touch anything brewed by [[Agu]].
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== Exercise seal ==
[[File:Exerciseseal.png|thumb|98... 99... 100!]]
This is a seal doing a pull-up. This '''seal''' loves to '''exercise'''. The strongest seal still loses to the weakest '''gun'''.
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== Eyes become large ==
[[File:FabricTheSeal.png|thumb|Thinking.]]
This seal has large eyes, though not as disgustingly bulging as the eyes of a [[Baikal seal]].
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== Fading seal ==
[[File:Gone with the dust.png|thumb|No...! Just a little more time!]]
The '''fading seal''' is a seal that has run out of time. The fog has come to claim what is rightfully its. This seal leaves behind unfinished business.
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== Fell off ==
<div style="float:right;"><youtube width=300px>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAfeJmlwWnE</youtube></div>
This seal '''fell off and died'''! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! SHIT!
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== Flat seal ==
[[File:Bomper.png|thumb|Watch where you're going dumpass...]]
The '''flat seal''' is a vaguely flattened seal that seems to be visually distorted.
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== Flatter seal ==
[[File:Wontsurvive.png|thumb|yikes... that's gotta hurt.]]
The '''flatter seal''' is a seal that collided against a strange invisible plain, compressing its upper body into itself.
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== Freakshow seal ==
[[File:Freak.png|thumb|Eww!]]
The '''freakshow seal''' is a seal that is being put on display to be laughed at and derided. It is great entertainment.
{{Clear}}

== Glup ==
[[File:Glup.png|thumb|plarp]]
'''Glup''' is an [[odd puddle]] that appears to resemble a seal. It is incredibly pathetic and to be avoided at all costs.
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== Haggis ==
[[File:Haggis.png|thumb|Depleted numbers spell doom for village cuisine (4).]]
'''Haggi''' are [[Scotland|Scottish]] lumps that form on the cold rocky shores of the highlands. They are easy to hunt and consume, though they only reproduce every 50 years, making their status endangered.
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== Half Life 2 the Seal ==
[[File:Hl2.png|thumb]]
'''Half Life 2 the Seal''' sucks.
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== Hiking seal ==
[[File:Hitchhiking.jpg|thumb|Hi, fellow traveller!]]
The '''hiking seal''' spends its time exploring the unexplored. Its greatest ambitious is to hike the infamous [[Oregon Trail]] in its entirety.
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== Hog seal ==
[[File:Foliage.png|thumb|snrff hngrff]]
The '''hog seal''' is a seal that has evolved to fill the niche of a wild [[boar]], snuffling through the undergrowth for truffles and maggots. While most seals are adept swimmers in water, the hog seal excels in mud, though not as well as the [[Mud seal]].
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== Ice and Fire the Seal ==
[[File:Galariandarmanitanzenmode.png|thumb|Too hot? Too cold? I'm too much!]]
'''Ice and Fire the Seal''' is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
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== Iceberg seal ==
[[File:Bobbing for seals.png|thumb|More than meets the eye...]]
'''Iceberg seals''' are frigid emissaries of the chilled waves. A naïve observer from above may assume they are rather small and short, but in truth, most of their body is deceptively hidden underwater. [[Iceberg]] seals are a common headache for sailors, as striking them may puncture a [[hole]] into the hulls of their ships.
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== Ideal seal ==
[[File:Perfection.png|thumb|100%]]
The '''ideal seal''' is a seal that is geometrically perfect. For this reason it is loathed by the other seals, a subject of their envy.
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== Informative seal ==
[[File:Dontyaknow.png|thumb|Why, it's quite simple!]]
The '''informative seal''' is a seal that briefly used the Wiki Camp 2's [[Twitter]]. It seems relatively smart compared to its brethren.
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== John Sealna ==
[[File:Are you sure about that.jpg|thumb|Are you sure about that?]]
'''John Sealna''' is a dreaded [[Professional wrestling|wrestler]]. You can't see him. His time is now.
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== Just a small thing ==
[[File:Littleguy.png|thumb|Hi!]]
This '''little thing''' is just a '''pleasant trifle'''.
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== Killroy ==
[[File:Killroy.png|thumb|Killroy is a friend of the channel.]]
'''Killroy''' is an inquisitive ol' fellow, always popping in to see what's shaking.
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== Laidback Nurpu ==
[[File:Relaxingnurpon.png|thumb|I don't give a care...]]
The '''Laid Back Nerpa''' is a baikal freeloader who is simply out of fucks to give. This seal is theorized to represent the deadly sin of [[Sloth]].
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== Left behind seal ==
[[File:Status of no importance.png|thumb|yarm!]]
The '''left behind seal''' is a seal that has been abandoned. It beckons for help.
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== Litter seal ==
[[File:Beach pollution.jpg|thumb|He is harming all of us. [[Badass]]!]]
'''Litter seals''' are man-made pollutants made from [[gasoline]] that are toxic to our [[Water World|oceans]]. They take over [[1000]] years to decompose in nature.
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== Loved seal ==
[[File:Eternal sunshine.png|thumb|I feel [[wanted]]...]]
This is the '''loved seal'''. It has been offered that unique thing, human compassion. It has never felt such warmth in its life, and it does not want to let go.
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== Lowkey talented seal ==
[[File:Charma.png|thumb|Hip hip!]]
This '''seal is lowkey talented'''. Unabetted by the horrors of tobacco and malnourishment, it is able to achieve its true potential!
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== Mega Slug ==
[[File:MEGA SLUG.jpg|thumb|Hey, don't mind me!]]
The '''Mega Slug''' is the largest [[slug]] in the world. Its shade of green is rather reminiscent of dark [[gray]].
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== Menace ==
[[File:Hi... im a cute af seal!! .png|thumb|Hi! Look at me, Im']]
The '''menace''' is a seal of the lowest caliber. It's shameful that it managed to get in...
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== Meteor seal ==
[[File:I fell down.png|thumb|How was the fall?]]
This is the '''meteor seal'''. It was found in an impact crater and assume to have come from the upper atmosphere or even outer space. It likely is host to a wide variety of new and strange illnesses/parasites.
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== Morning seal ==
[[File:Limmy.png|thumb|Can't I get a full night's sleep?!]]
The '''morning seal''' is a seal that has been awoken from its slumber; it is quite groggy and cantankerous for it. It appears to be the doomed version of the [[List of minor seals#Restful Nurpon|dozing dozen]].
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== Mote ==
[[File:Mote.png|thumb|Point particle]]
The '''mote''' is the smallest subunit of seal that still retains the properties of a seal.
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== Mountain Dew the Seal ==
[[File:Zaaa.png|thumb|zaa.... ]]
This is a seal utterly drenched in '''[[Mountain Dew]]''', a famous brand of oil. For this reason, it is in pure bliss.
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== MyMiracles.com ==
[[File:Oh poo.png|thumb|http://]]
'''MyMiracles.com''' the Seal (formerly the Sears Seal) is a [[The Sponsored Segments|sponsored]] seal endorsed by MyMiracles.com.
{{Clear}}

== Nathan "Tha Keyz" Keychain ==
[[File:Nathan Keychain.png|thumb|Cute, portable, and fashion.]]
'''Nathan Keychain''' is a quaint merchandise-adjacent seal that was very popular in the 1970s. They were recalled after the nefarious market item began taking pictures of the keys it jangled along with using its high-tech camera eyes, so the keys could be 3D printed in [[Future|The Future]].
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== Neuropon ==
[[File:Minds eye.png|thumb|Think... think...!]]
Enter, '''Neuropon'''! This brainiac is suspected to be the only seal capable of using 100% of its brain, making it slightly smarter than a [[clam]]. Funding for this research has been indefinitely paused after the seal was found thinking about stupid sh*t no one cares About.
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== Neutral seal ==
[[File:Neutralseal.png|thumb|Ymarb!]]
This '''seal''' has no defining or noteworthy qualities.
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== Nlarpintine, Friend of the Avians==
[[File:Seal and bird.jpg|thumb|What do you think, Christopher?]]
'''Nlapintine''' is a heroic seal who is aided by birds of many varieties to aid his community. He is beloved by the masses, but some villainous individuals are easily frustrated by his mere existence, many of them fighting to be his number one nemesis. However, Nlarpintine refuses to acknowledge any evil-doers as an arch-enemy, stating his priority is keeping his community safe.

His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
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== Oh... ==
[[File:Weyed ide.png|thumb|You...]]
'''Oh...''' that's not... I- ...

Nahhh. What's that...
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== Okin slushy ==
[[File:Slushhhh.png|thumb|Brainfreeze!]]
The '''okinslushy''' is a delectable treat that is filled with slush, an ice-like material. Seals are resistant to the cold, but this one may end up as a caveman-in-icecube.
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== Olympic swimmer ==
[[File:Olympix.jpg|thumb|Did I qualify yet?]]
The '''Olympic swimmer''' is a hard-working seal that wishes to qualify for this year's [[Olympic Games]] in [[Paris]]. It bears an uncanny resemblance to [[List of minor seals#Killroy|Killroy]], perhaps indicating an alter-ego?
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== Painting the Seal ==
[[File:Fucking masterpiece.jpg|thumb|A masterpiece!]]
These two seals are the subject of the painting you see on the right. It's so detailed to the point where it belongs at [[Toba Museum]].
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== Patience ==
[[File:Now we wait.png|thumb|This, too, shall pass.]]
'''Patience''' is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
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== Peeksy ==
{{Distinguish|Peking seal}}
[[File:ICU.png|thumb|What do [[I Spy|I spy]]?]]
Make no mistake, this is not '''Peaksy''', this is '''Peeksy''', the '''Peekaboo'''. Peeksy is gossiping filth, its own life so dull and uninteresting that it has to insert itself into the business of others. Peeksy knows that it would have its ass handed to it were it to be caught peeping, so it has mastered the art of ''hiddenness''. It is very hard to spot Peeksy, even if it accidentally stepped on a loud [[Stick|twig]] [[Spy|right behind you]].
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== Pink seal ==
[[File:Pinktheseal.gif|thumb|Pink sky, pink snow, pink ''me''! Why, everything just so pink!]]
This '''seal''' is curiously '''pink'''. Due to a lack of a bow, it is presumably not a [[girl]], though nothing can be said for sure. Unfortunately, it also appears to be upside-down and therefore '''dead'''.
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== Platter seal ==
[[File:Tray.png|thumb|Did you expect [[silver]]?]]
The '''seal whipped up on a platter''' is a common sight in [[France]] and [[Denmark]]. They use their platter to stay afloat on rough waves. Plattering seals tend to wash up on shores and slipways where they are easy pickings for predators. They are not worth much.
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== Playful seal ==
[[File:Playingtime.png|thumb|Stinker.]]
The '''playful seal''' is a vibrant youth that enjoys mild [[chicanery]].
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== Plush seal ==
[[File:Toydoga.png|thumb|[[File:mama.mp3]]]]
{{Distinguish|Tuesday (character)}}
A '''toy of a seal'''? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
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== Polar opposites ==
[[File:Polar opposites.png|thumb|Which one of these is better?]]
This '''penguin''' and that '''seal''' are having a discussion over '''which [[Antarctica|Antarctic]] animal is better'''. It's the [[penguin]], and for good reason.
{{aye|Penguin}}
We're the icons of Antarctica! We're clearly the best.
{{nay|Seal}}
What do you think the animal of [[The Wiki Camp 2]] is?
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== Port of No Harbor, the seal ==
[[File:Castaway.png|thumb|Not a good place to be...]]
The '''seal''' '''shipwrecked in the [[Port of No Harbor]]'''. The seal has had to abandon its ship, but it will surely not last in such an unforgiving place.
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== Precious seal ==
[[File:Precious.png|thumb|...]]
The '''precious seal''' is a little darling cutie-pie who is considered '''cherished'''.
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== President Seal ==
[[File:President.jpg|thumb|Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope.]]
'''Grover Sealand''' was an iconic politician who was [[List of presidents of The Wiki Camp 2|president of The Wiki Camp 2]] prior to its shocking death of old age. [[Head of Lettuce]] has since filled its role.
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== Quarts ==
[[File:Quart.png|thumb|{{Dia|Drake|Yo, mic check. Seals so cute...}}]]
'''Quarts''' is a squat ugly seal. It is rather garish and hardy.
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== Relaxed seal ==
[[File:Spaday.png|thumb|Take a load off...]]
The '''relaxed seal''' is a seal holding an [[ucket]] in a spa. It goes by its online handle, ''therapeuticpinniped''.
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== Restful Nurpon ==
[[File:Imtired.png|thumb|5 more minutes...]]
The '''sleeping nerpy''' is a tired seal that has its guard down.
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== Rotunda ==
[[File:Rotunda.png|thumb|[[o]]]]
'''Rotunda''' is a particularly round seal. Many seals have borne the title of Rotunda.
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== Rotunda 2 ==
[[File:Secondrotunda.png|thumb|The old king is dead.]]
This is the successor to the original '''Rotunda'''. This one is particularly bulbous.
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== RTX On the Seal ==
[[File:Caughtin4k.png|thumb|BAAAH!]]
'''RTX On the Seal''' is a seal that is highly detailed. This only serves to accentuate its ugly flaws.
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== Seal in a spaceship ==
[[File:Sealship.jpg|thumb|What are you guys looking at?]]
This '''seal in a spaceship''' has just discovered a group of free-floating [[astronaut]]s. I mean, who would expect a seal in a spaceship?
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== Seal in green water ==
[[File:Greentea.png|thumb|Stop looking...]]
The '''seal in green water''' is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating [[amoeba]].
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== Seal the Eel ==
[[File:Encara Messeal.png|thumb|He's going for goal...!]]
'''Seal the Eel''' has a hunger for sports. Today, he wishes to play [[football]].
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== Sealie Wonder ==
[[File:Sealebrity.jpg|thumb|Very superstitious!]]
'''Sealie Wonder''' is the world's most talented singer. Wherever it goes, local spectators are awed by its soothing voice. So musicesque!
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== Sean and Seal ==
[[File:Sean and seal.png|thumb|Hi! I'm Sean and this is my buddy Seal! We hate it here!]]
'''Sean and Seal''' are a [[:Category:Comedy|comedy]] duo that tour around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]! Sean's [[Weird Al|the funny one]], always getting into mischief, while Seal is the more levelheaded one, often scoffing at Sean's jokes. They appear to be in a 16:9 image stuck in a 4:3 border at the moment. Very unfortunate.
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== Shallow wader ==
[[File:Pondscum.png|thumb|Not very deep...]]
The '''shallow wader''' is a seal that is entrenched in a very shallow pool of water. Perhaps deeper waters are simply offscreen, but we cannot judge it for what we do not know.
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== Sickly seal ==
[[File:Feelingundertheweather?.png|thumb|That would be the [[ricin]] I gave you.]]
The '''sickly seal''' is a seal currently being treated with TLC for its [[cold]] or [[Influenza|flu]].
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== Side-eye seal ==
[[File:Yeah right.png|thumb|okayyyyy]]
This '''seal''' has something on its mind but stills its tongue lest it get itself into trouble.
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== Sly seal ==
[[File:Sliseal.png|thumb|"Get a load of that guy."]]
The '''sly seal''' is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.
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== Society seal ==
[[File:Society-seal.jpg|thumb|Much to think about!]]
This seal '''lives in a society.'''
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== Spa seal ==
[[File:Spa treatment.png|thumb|Ahhhh, so nice.]]
This '''spa seal''' is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
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== Spyhopper ==
[[File:Spyhopped.jpg|thumb|...And here?]]
This seal is '''spyhopping'''. After noticing the mischievous tactics of its [[orca]] predators, it decided to copy them. Perhaps it's training to get its opponents deceived...?
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== Stealthy seal ==
[[File:Crouchingnurponhiddennerpy.png|thumb|I can't see you, you can't see me!]]
The '''stealthy seal''' is a seal that is obscured by its surroundings. It uses its pure-white fur as camouflage: a coward's technique.
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== Stickly seal ==
{{Distinguish|List of minor seals#Sickly seal{{!}}Sickly seal}}
[[File:Abonafideacrobat.png|thumb|Don't look down!]]
The '''stickly seal''' is a seal precariously balancing itself on a narrow wooden stick. It demonstrates a relatively high level of dexterity compared to other seals.
{{Clear}}

== Stock seal ==
[[File:Stockseal.jpg|Spitting image of a spotted seal.]]
The '''stock seal''' is the most neutral and inoffensive seal of them all, meant to live in flyers and marketing presentations.
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== Surfer seal ==
[[File:Damn surfers.jpg|thumb|Surf's up!]]
'''Surfer seals''' love riding the biggest waves in the sea. Their surf culture is blooming.
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== Swimming student ==
[[File:Swimming lessons.jpg|thumb|Come on! Jump in the water!]]
The '''swimming students''' is taking swimming lessons for the first time at the local indoor swimming pool!
{{Clear}}

== Timeskip the Seal ==
[[File:Chronotraveller.png|thumb|[[Where]] am I? No... WHEN am I?]]
'''Timeskip the Seal''' is a seal that one day woke up in the year [[2164]]. It would be the last seal on earth.
{{Dia|Olimar|How unfortunate for this seal to be the last of their kind! They were truly an interesting species to document.}}
{{Clear}}

== Told-off seal ==
[[File:Notlistening.png|thumb|Eh? IDC...]]
The '''told-off seal''' was a seal who was reprimanded, but it wasn't actually listening.
{{Clear}}

== Trainspotting seal ==
[[File:Pinniped train.jpg|thumb|Ooo! That's a nice-looking train!]]
The '''trainspotting seal''' spends its time next to the tracks, waiting for the next train to arrive. It waves its flippers at the drivers, and passengers look to their windows in awe and disgust.
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== Trash seal ==
[[File:Sealgarbage.png|thumb|P.U.]]
This '''trash seal''' lives amongst the garbage and filth, yet it relishes it. Hopefully the trash compactor won't be so merciful...
{{Clear}}

== Trickster ==
[[File:Plotting.jpg|thumb|Nyehehehe...]]
The '''trickster''' is a mischievous soul who loves playing devious pranks on others. Every day, he thinks about what he'll do next.
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== Tuckered out the Seal ==
[[File:Impooped.png|thumb|Go on I'll... zzz... I'll catch up later...]]
The '''tuckered-out seal''' is exhausted. Seals don't have legs and have to crawl around everywhere on earth like the dreaded inchworm, so it makes sense why it's fatigued.
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== UFO pilot seal ==
[[File:Nurphan in the drivers seat.png|thumb|I hope I find a pick-a-nick basket!]]
A '''UFO pilot seal''' was reportedly spotted over the southern parts of [[Cincinnati]] on April 18th, 1994. It was described a seal in the driver's seat of a flying saucer, potentially filled to the brim with horrible green slime. It is presumed to be a hostile invader and has been issued a death warrant by 93 governments of the world.
{{Clear}}

== Uncoordinated seal ==
[[File:Uncoordinated the Seal.jpg|thumb|Aw man, there's just so much to do!]]
The '''uncoordinated seal''' does not understand proper time management and is always left burnt out!
{{Clear}}

== Understanding nuerpo ==
[[File:Empath.png|thumb|Oh... I get it now!]]
The '''understanding nurpon''' is an [[empath]] that has the [[uncanny]] ability to connect with others and feel what they are going through.
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== Undertale the seal ==
[[File:Sealoptimized.gif|thumb|Oh man... Talk or should i fight?]]
'''Undertale the seal''' is a tiny nerpoid going in it's own quirky [[Earthbound|earthbound]]-inspired rpg adventure. Here it's shown approaching one of the [[Bossfight|bossfights]] and pondering on what it's next course of action should be, shall it become a hero to all [[Pinniped|pinnipeds]] or be [[Cement|cemented]] as a villain to be reckoned with?

It is often compared to [[Lump]] for apparent visual similarities, however these two nerpies are as different as night and day once you get to know them.
{{Clear}}

== Urban seal ==
[[File:Nerpossity.png|thumb|[[Coffee]] anyone?]]
The '''urban seal''' is a seal living in the city. It appears stressed and tired from the hubbub or modern life.
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== Vibing seal ==
[[File:Vibin.png|thumb|Oh hi! I'm just a regular ol' baby seal minding my day.]]
This '''seal is chilling''' on the ice. He's minding his own business as if nothing bad has ever happened.
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== Viral seal ==
[[File:Viral seal.jpg|thumb|One million... two million... three million hits!]]
This seal has '''become an overnight sensation''' after an embarrassing video of them was uploaded online. While they enjoy their fleeting moments of fame now, they will soon surely learn the importance of maintaining a spotless digital footprint.
{{clear}}

== Watch as We Cry ==
[[File:Tears run fast and never dry.png|thumb|My tears tell a perfect story...]]
A '''seal with tears welled up in eyes''', somber mist of quiet cries, nothing more than misty skies, on these shores of melancholies.
{{Clear}}

== Wedge seal ==
[[File:Inapickle.png|thumb|Help me!]]
The '''wedge seal''' is a seal that has managed to lodge itself in an icy nook, stuck between a rock and a hard place.
{{Clear}}

== Wet tissue ==
[[File:Wet.png|thumb|achoo!]]
A '''wet tissue''' is the disgusting, [[Damp seal|damp]] larval state of most [[Okin napkin|okin napkins]]. It is loathed by all.
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== Wild seal ==
[[File:Wildseal.png|thumb|Careful.]]
The '''wild seal''' is a seal that lives in the wilderness. It is several miles away from any [[water]]. It is likely some kind of [[hermit]] or [[monster]].
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== World traveller ==
[[File:Both poles.jpg|thumb|I miss Antarctica...]]
The '''world traveller''' has been to every continent on the globe. He brought a [[penguin]] plush back to his homeland on the other pole.
{{Clear}}

== Worm ==
[[File:Actualworm.png|thumb|Hi. I'm a grub and I live in the soil.]]
Scientists are still split as to whether this is a '''true worm''' or simply a '''wormy seal'''. If you are a [[worm]] expert, please [[The Wiki Camp 2:Contact Us|contact us]].
{{Clear}}

== Yup ==
[[File:Allsfine.png|thumb|weh... eh?]]
'''Yup'''.
{{Clear}}

== Zero seal ==
[[File:bye bye.png|thumb|Bye!]]
This was the '''final seal'''. Goodbye seals!
[[Category:Seals]]
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[[Category:Pages Tumblr likes]]
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[[Category:Important pages]]
</noinclude>
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Stock images

2026-04-15T21:31:50Z

Timvideo326:

{{Distinguish|Sock Hater#Gallery{{!}}Sock images}}
[[File:Stockseal.jpg|thumb|A stock image of a cartoon of a [[seal]].]]
'''Stock images''' are given to you through licensing.

[[Paige Theft]] was once in a stock image, but eventually she stole all licencing.
[[Category:Images]]

File:Stockseal.jpg

2026-04-15T21:29:02Z

Timvideo326: Category:Seals

== Summary ==
[[Category:Seals]]

Another timeline

2026-04-15T04:16:29Z

Timvideo326:

{{Distinguish|Another Medium|Another Dimension}}
'''Another timeline''' occurs when the [[butterfly]] becomes too stubborn to do its effect, resulting in [[you]] experiencing oddities from a [[time]] unfamiliar to your own!
==Mandela effect==
: ''Main article: [[Mandela effect]]''
[[File:Orwasitthebagel.jpg|thumb|[[Luigi]], the Mario Brother, in deep contemplation about which is what and what is which.]]
You may remember some things from your original timeline. A way to test this is if you remember what you had for [[breakfast]]: Did you have [[egg|eggs]], or was it the [[bagel]]?
[[Category:Mandela effects]]

Another timeline

2026-04-15T04:16:05Z

Timvideo326: Created page with "{{Distinguish|Another Medium|Another Dimension}} '''Another timeline''' occurs when the butterfly becomes too stubborn to do its effect, resulting in you experiencing oddities from a time unfamiliar to your own! ==Mandela effect== : ''Main article: Mandela effect'' [[Luigi, the Mario Brother, in deep contemplation about which is what and what is which.]] You may remember some things from your original timeline. A way to..."

File:Orwasitthebagel.jpg

2026-04-15T03:24:38Z

Timvideo326: Category:Super MarioCategory:World

== Summary ==
[[Category:Super Mario]][[Category:World]]

Names of more iconic quintets

2026-04-12T15:20:31Z

Timvideo326:

<noinclude>Quintets to name if someone asks you to name a more iconic quintet or perhaps a nopoing</noinclude>

*ACC, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-12, and SEC
**The American, C-USA, MAC, MW, and SBC
*Air, Plant, Earth, Water, and Cold
**Tweedle, Potbelly, Noggin, Toe Jammer, and Mammott
**Riff, Entbrat, Quarrister, Shellbeat, and Deedge
**Mimic, Gnarls, Drummidary, Bowhead, and Tuskski
**Schmoochle, Punkleton, Hoola, Blabbit, and Yool
**Reebro, Ghazt, Humbug, Jeeode and Grumpyre
**Vhenshun, Whaill, Oogiddy, Rhysmuth, and Pentumbra
**Yawstrich, G'joob, Hyehehe, Anglow, and Strombonin
**Bogle, Lowb, Tunefor, Droah, and Fandhul
*Alphabet ([[Google]]), [[Amazon]], [[Apple]], Meta ([[Facebook]]), and [[Microsoft]]
*Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, and Buddhism
*Columbia, Challenger, Discovery, Atlantis, and Endeavour
* [[Damn seal]], [[Host]], [[Anyone Who’s Played Candy Crush Level 87 Understands That the Idea of a Compassionate God Is a Naive One|awpccl87uttioacgiano]], [[Team 17]], and [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]]
* Day, Night, Pool, Pool Night, Roof
*[[Denmark]], [[Sweden]], [[Norway]], [[Finland]], and [[Iceland]]
*Hamburg, Berlin, Rhine-Ruhr, Frankfurt/Rhine-Main, and Munich
*[[John Lemon|John]], [[Paul MacArtney|Paul]], George, [[Ringo Starr|Ringo]], and Bruno
*Kano, Achi, [[List of hot-blooded comedic reporter characters who I should, in theory, be obsessed with but ultimately I instead opted to fixate on some weird scientist dad who's doing some nearly textual gay shit but no one give a fuck|Minorikawa]], Osawa, and [[Cat|Tama]]
*[[Kris and Susie Deltarune|Kris, Susie,]] Ralsei, Noelle, and Berdly
*[[Lion]], [[Leopard]], [[Rhinoceros]], [[Elephant]], and [[Buffalo]]
*[[Super Mario 3D World|Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bucken-Berry, and Rosalina]]
*Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Southern, and Arctic Oceans
*The Pentarchy ({{flag|Flag of Italy.svg}} [[Rome]], {{flag|Flag of Turkey.svg}} [[Istanbul|Constantinople]], {{flag|Flag of Egypt.svg}} [[Alexandria]], {{flag|Flag of Turkey.svg}} [[Antioch]], and {{flag|Flag of Palestine.svg}} [[Jerusalem]])
*Plasma, Shadow, Mech, Crystal, and Poison
*The {{flag|Flag of England.svg}} Premier League, {{flag|Flag of Germany.svg}} Bundesliga, {{flag|Flag of Spain.svg}} LaLiga, {{flag|Flag of Italy.svg}} Serie A, and {{flag|Flag of France.svg}} Ligue 1
* River Plate, Boca Juniors, Independiente, Racing Club, and San Lorenzo de Almagro
*Spearmaster, Artificer, Gourmand, Rivulet, and Saint
*Tablet Pen, Spoon, Post-It, Lemon, Toast ([[The Daily Object Show]] Real Life Battle represent)
*Tweedle, Potbelly, Noggin, Toe Jammer, and Mammott
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2018

2026-04-07T07:18:03Z

Timvideo326:

{{Fuck2}}
'''2018''' is a year that ''did not happen.''
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{{Return|2017|2017}}
{{Proceed|2019|2019}}
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2019

2026-04-07T07:17:42Z

Timvideo326:

The year of '''2019''' was a '''year.''' It is notable for being the last year of [[Everything]]

== Events that happened in 2019 ==
* good things i think
* green man{{Illegal}}
* love and peace on planet earth 🌍💝

{{Return|2018|2018}}
{{Proceed|2020|2020}}
[[Category:Values]]
[[Category:Years]]

Fish and chips

2026-03-31T18:13:01Z

Timvideo326:

'''Fish and chips''' is fish and chips. Yeah.

== In the United States ==
Called '''fish and fries'''.

=== In the short ===
For short it's "faf" because the one guy who named it was having a real, uh, uh, yeah.

=== Legacy ===
[[Apple's Best Feature|Apple.Inc]] would later release their own kind of fish and fries. The latest release is titled "iFaf17", Being the 17th revision of the iFaf.

[[Category:Food]]

Fish and chips

2026-03-31T18:11:18Z

Timvideo326:

'''Fish and chips''' is fish and chips. Yeah.

== In the United States ==
Called '''fish and fries'''.

== In the short ==
For short it's "faf" because the one guy who named it was having a real, uh, uh, yeah.

== Legacy ==
[[Apple's Best Feature|Apple.Inc]] would later release their own kind of fish and fries. The latest release is titled "iFaf17", Being the 17th revision of the iFaf.

[[Category:Food]]

Template:Mobs in Minecraft

2026-03-29T19:03:18Z

Timvideo326:

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| group3 = [[Evil|Hostile]] (including '''bosses''')
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| group4 = [[Compound]]
| list4 = {{Hlist|'''[[Chicken Jockey]]'''|[[Hoglin Jockey]]|[[Ravager Jockey]]|[[Skeleton Horseman]]|[[Spider Jockey]]|[[Strider Jockey]]}}
| group5 = [[Future|Upcoming]]
| list5 = {{Hlist|[[Sulfur Cube]]}}
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Tuskski

2026-03-21T20:20:02Z

Timvideo326:

{{Distinguish|Tsuki}}
[[File:Tuskski.png|none|thumb]]
Yeah
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File:Tuskski.png

2026-03-21T20:19:23Z

Timvideo326:

[[Category:Air]][[Category:Earth]][[Category:Water]][[Category:Cold]][[Category:Fire]]

BFDIA 24

2026-03-08T23:12:27Z

Timvideo326:

Is here. 🍷
[[Category:Battle for Dream Island]]
[[Category:Again]]
[[Category:Creepypasta]]

The Wiki Camp 2:Like yesterday

2026-03-03T18:04:20Z

Timvideo326: Created page with "{{Dia|TheBeatlesiftheywereagoodband|Love was such an easy game to play...}}"

{{Dia|TheBeatlesiftheywereagoodband|[[Love]] was such an [[Chicken Game (Easy Mode)|easy game]] to play...}}

File:King Of The Hill Full Theme.mp3

2026-03-02T06:32:35Z

Timvideo326: bobby

== Summary ==
bobby

Vriskbox 8

2026-02-22T22:34:14Z

Timvideo326:

'''The Vriskbox 8''' is a home video game console creature by [[Vriska Serket]]. It is known mostly for its exclusive games, with focus on luck-based mechanics.
[[File:Vriskbox8.png|thumb|The 8th Vriskbox]]
Vriskboxes, when not used by individuals, are also commonly used in casinos.

== Controversies ==
In 2008, there was a controversy regarding a shipment of Vriskbox 8s that were filled with spiders, and not recalled.
{{Video game consoles}}
[[Category:Home video game consoles]]
[[Category:Game Consoles Divisible by 8]]

Xbox 360

2026-02-22T22:33:57Z

Timvideo326:

[[File:The xbox 360.jpg|thumb|The xbox 360]]
The [[Xbox 360]], also known as the Xceptional Box of Xteremes model 360, is a uhhhhth-generation console released alongside the smash hit Nintendo Wii and the much less so, game-less, Playstation 3. Many games were released for the system, including (but not limited to) [[Lego star wars III the clone wars for the xbox 360]], based on the highly popular show [[Star Wars: The Clone Wars]], [[A Kingdom for Keflings]] and it's sequel [[A World of Keflings]], [[Sonic '06]], [[Madden '06]], [[Fifa '06]], [[Plants VS Zombies]], [[Peggle]], [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3]], 2D [[Minecraft]] and 3D [[Terraria]], [[Hexic]], and I think [[Crazy Taxi]] is in there somewhere.

Among it's massive list of games, it also premiered some services and peripherals that would become staples of the Xbox franchise, such as the [[Xbox Kinect|Kinect]]. One of the best known examples of these is [[Xbox Live|XBOX]] <br>
[[Xbox Live|LIVEEEEEEEE]], which allowed many things to happen, such as online play, access to an exclusive store i think, and exclusive emotes to be used in a total of like 5 fucking games. Another thing is the [[Xbox Live Arcade|XBOX]] <br>
[[Xbox Live Arcade|LIVEEEEEEEE Arcade]], which games would be uploaded to the service to bought exclusively from, such as [[Castle Crashers]], [[Uno]], and [[Portal]]. It's worth noting that no game released for the service exceeds 20 bucks in price, so it is extremely affordable for many people, and allows many to play exceptional games, such as the incredible [[Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2|GEOMETRY WARS 2]] BABYYYY WOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOO

One of the biggest faults of the system, however, is it's infamous Red Ring of Death. This results from the console shitting itself from how exceptional some of it's games are, and displaying 3 red lights around the power button. To anyone who actually read the [[Included Instruction Guide|Manual]], this should immediately set off red flags, as this denotes what is known as a "General Hardware Failure", which we in the business know as "a bit of a problem". This is very bad, and as such, newer models attempt to fix the reliability of the great system, by making it more reliable and less prone to displaying the three red lights of [[DOOM for the TI-84 Calculator|doom]]. In case you were wondering, four red lights does not mean the console is about to detonate, it just means it's not plugged in. Quite underwhelming, honestly.

It's called that because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

[[File:Michael Jackson.gif|100pz]] [[File:The xbox 360.jpg|100px]]
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[[Category:Gaming]]
[[Category:Xbox]]
[[Category:Game Consoles Divisible by 8]]

Foca

2026-02-10T14:04:10Z

Timvideo326:

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[[Category:Seals]][[Category:Pages that don't even remotely resemble a Wikipedia article]][[Category:Deez nuts joke setups]]
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[[Las Focas|Multiply them?]]
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Jerry

2026-02-10T02:42:40Z

Timvideo326:

[[File:Jerry Was a Race Car Driver (Garfields Nightmare soundfont).mp3]]
== See Also ==
* [[Tom]]
[[Category:Primus references]]
[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Names]]
[[Category:Names Without The Letter 7]]
[[Category:Names Containing Vowels]]
[[Category:Names Containing Consonants]]
[[Category:Names Beginning Consonants]]

Explain/The Wiki Camp 1

2026-02-07T05:54:41Z

Timvideo326:

{{Return|Explain}}

{{ambox|type=delete|text = The Wiki Camp was a different website with a different set of rules, and because of this you may see content that violates The Wiki Camp 2's [[taglist]]. Keep this in mind when clicking links.}}

[https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/ The original Wiki Camp] was hosted on the terrible, awful website Wikia (now known as Fandom) by [[The Supreme Empress]]. It started on February 24, 2020, and was eventually cancelled on October 7 after a long hiatus. Though the camp did not last long, pretty much everyone involved agreed it was a [[good time]].

There were only four challenges created for The Wiki Camp 1, which are as follows:
#[http://web.archive.org/web/20230425154345/https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Competitors_(official) Create a page for your contestant.]
#[http://web.archive.org/web/20240206020231/https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Teams_(official) Create or add yourself to a team.]
#[http://web.archive.org/web/20221108174613/https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Episodes_(official) Create a wiki page for a fake episode of some kind.]
#[[Challenge 4 (Wiki Camp 1)|Create a tweet]] — that is, a page that is 240 characters or less in length. ([[User:Satomi|Satomi]] later posted the entries as a Twitter thread, confusing everyone.)

A 5th challenge, a sanctioned edit war, was planned but never materialized. This concept would later be used for The Wiki Camp 2's [[Challenge 3]].

Despite the inherent constraints of Wikia, such as its lack of plugin support, there were still many fascinating pages, such as [http://web.archive.org/web/20221109203644/https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Love_Letter_to_I_Love_You Sudoku games], [http://web.archive.org/web/20221109203337/https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/Dragonfyre.geocities.org a Geocities website], and [https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com/wiki/BONK whatever <nowiki>[BONK]</nowiki> was].

Some contestants return from The Wiki Camp 1, such as [[Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] and [[Slime]]. There were many edits created after the camp was closed or after the opening of its sequel, though as you can imagine, they are few and far between.

==Death and Eulogy==
[[File:TheWikiCamp1Today.png|thumb|The hallowed ground where it once stood.]]
Eventually, in the tail end of 2024, [https://discord.com/channels/1011458414892814428/1011458415337418814/1287950391354593420 The Wiki Camp was removed from Fandom completely] for unknown reasons. While it is assumed to be for breaking Fandom's content policy, we will most likely never know for sure.

Tangibly, The Wiki Camp is survived by [http://web.archive.org/web/*/https://the-wiki-camp.fandom.com* seemingly arbitrary pulls on the WayBack Machine], [https://mega.nz/file/oZc1kZBJ#ZgjI6pFh5hEsXZ9L-4fqk36PAmAL2J3wlNGkYE7L_-k an archive of (all but 2) images], [https://file.garden/ZRbe28pOlUzNliYI/thewikicamp_pages_full.xml an archive of all the page data], and [[:Category:Pages ported from The Wiki Camp 1|pages that have been ported to The Wiki Camp 2]].

More importantly, The Wiki Camp is survived by its ideas. Despite most people agreeing to never look at it again, many Wiki Camp jokes, stories, and characters have made their way to The Wiki Camp 2, finding new life in some shape or form. Even after its slow death, it will always have been The Wiki Camp to The Wiki Camp 2.

If you ever make a wiki, please, for the love of [[Pete]], never put it on Fandom.
[[Category:Explain]]