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Nurse Cap

2025-09-01T23:21:58Z

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Nurse Cap was a contestant in [[The Wiki Camp 2]], previously a hospital attendant who went on break to give it her all for a chance to earn [[CLOUT]] and then got attacked by seven to nine unidentified animals who thought she smelled like french fry and sadly passed away.

==Appearance==
Nurse Cap is a paper cap with a [[red cross]] in the front. She is rarely seen with her eyes fully open. Her arms may sometimes not be rendered but don't be scared they're there okay? Don't be afraid or concerned alright? Chill.

== Personality ==
Nurse Cap is devious and enjoys messing with people, although her extreme anxiety leads her to fail at pulling that off more often than not. Whenever she feels she could be useful in a [[situation]] she becomes over eager to help, sometimes getting ahead of herself and making things harder instead.

== History ==
Nurse Cap spent most of her early life practicing medicine, bettering her medical skills before trying to find a job as a nurse and instead landing one as an attendant. Nurse Cap quickly decided to put her life of labor on hold over the promise of '''CLOUT''' after clicking an online ad leading her to The Wiki Camp 2, her public debut as a contestant.
===Challenge 1===
<small>''Main article: [[Challenge 1]]''</small>

Nurse Cap started her page with a simple description of herself before starting to work on the section about her frame data, which took a few days before it reached it's completion and then, once done with that, she decided it would be enough for now. This feeling would last less than 48 hours before anxiety set in about it not being enough. Once Nurse Cap rushed to her page to add onto it she found the Matchups section without any recollection of writing it herself, containing excerpts of a conversation she thought private. Worried but desperate for an addition to her page, she left it as is.

To keep her mind off her worries about her entry, she spent her days waiting for the results by repeatedly and incessantly looking up pictures of Blini Cat until she was notified of her placement, ''4th'' with a score of ''456''. With the momentary sense of pride providing her energy she decided to attend [[Mark Genuine's Funeral]] to pay respects in good will as well as to spot her fellow contestants, staying until she realized the heinous crime the departed committed in life.
===Challenge 2===
<small>''Main article: [[Host]]''</small>

Seeing as the second challenge was to create or join a team, Nurse Cap teamed up with [[Diary]] to fulfill her dream of going pro and creating an eSports team. Not long after a flubbed advertisement campaign the team was soon flooded with well-meaning misguided people which Nurse Cap tried her best to take in stride, making some new bonds within the newly formed HaZe.

Just as Nurse Cap was getting adjusted to the team they had formed, a dubious decision by the [[Mike and Spike|wiki administrators]] caused HaZe to be merged with three other teams with the surprisingly common acronym "HOST" for a name. Nurse Cap believed this to be highly disorienting and a hit to what used to be a (more) concise and understandable team image, fearing bad results in the challenge or even elimination. After taking note of her team's remarkable performance, Nurse Cap was [[Host/Chat logs/November|noticeably ecstatic]].
===Challenge 3===
<small>''Main article: [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&oldid=26878 Edit War]''</small>

For Challenge 3, Nurse Cap wanted to be responsible for one of the early edits despite being devoid of ideas for her edit. After a lot of trouble attempting to think of the perfect edit, Nurse Cap decided to take a big risk and summon [[Beatrice]], offering her allegiance to the witch until the end of time in exchange of a good edit for the challenge. For Beatrice's edit, she created a game hearkening back to [[Umineko no Naku Koro ni|those she previously inhabited.]]

Although all Nurse Cap intended was for Beatrice to make an edit to the page her summoning had bound the witch to this [[The Wiki Camp 2|game board]] until the game was over, a fact Nurse Cap had yet to be made aware of, Beatrice instead deciding to dwell on the Edit War page in her boredom in an attempt to better understand her surroundings. During her stay on the page, Beatrice [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&direction=next&oldid=27030 made acquaintances with] [[Emoticon]] which sparked her curiosity over creatures in this board who could interact with her. Once Beatrice was done with her stay in Edit War, she [[Beatrice|created a familiar space for her to dwell in]] during her stay in The Wiki Camp.

Meanwhile, Nurse Cap remained clueless of any of this, a thing she is very good at doing. Nurse Cap refused to look at Edit War out of fear and anxiety, only thinking about it when results dropped. After a while, she was [[Host/Chat_logs/December|made aware of Beatrice's stay in Edit War]] but not in excruciating detail. Upon checking the challenge [[Challenge 3: Edit War#Challenge Results|results]], Nurse Cap was satisfied enough with her score of ''313.82'', simply happy to pull her own weight.

===Challenge 4===
<small>''Main article: [[Hecate's Mirror]]''</small>

Nurse Cap attempted to document the existence of one of her belongings, recounting the legend it's closely related to. Failing that, she decides the untidy environment of her home she'd kept herself trapped inside for the last few months was the issue. She then decided to write her entry in the club room HaZe held IRL events in. Finding it a much more comforting space than her can-covered dirty room, she stayed in the room silently for the duration of the entire challenge (and has yet to return to her home.) Once again failing to write her entry, she [[Hecate's Mirror/Board|employed the help of the Golden Witch yet again.]]

Inside a cat box, [[Hecate's Mirror/Game|Nurse Cap and Beatrice played a friendly, although high-stakes, game]]. Nurse Cap narrowly claimed victory, but took it easy on the witch and decided to believe in her magic nonetheless. Outside the cat box, [[Dora]] [[Hecate's Mirror/Answers|coincidentally walked into an incredibly alarmed Nurse Cap, and they had a brief chat about the tale of the Mirror]], leading Nurse Cap to vocalize her strange conclusion about its origin. She also overshared ever so slightly but it's OK.

Her entry, which she had forgotten she'd even submitted, placed ''18th'' and scored ''214.9'' points. She had no particular thoughts over her own score but was happy her team went another challenge without an elimination. With her mind otherwise unoccupied, she instead focused her energy on nothing actually

===Challenge 5===
<small>''Main article: [[Girl Host]]''</small>

In a yet unknown [[Discord]] server, [[Girl Host#Reception|Nurse Cap was notified of the existence of a strange visual novel]] with a character strangely alike her, [[Kinning|though not in the usual sense in which someone would say that to her]]. In an act of endless curiosity, she ultimately decided to give the story a read despite how strange the experience of reading it could prove.

Upon reading the text she found the frivolous conversations contained within weirdly mirrored experiences she'd had in her real life not too long ago, as proven by further leaked Discord messages.
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Furthermore, she found herself unable to recall the game's ending when pressed about her thoughts on it, though she'd usually not bat an eye at forgetting a detail about [[Konata Izumi|a piece of slice of life media]], she couldn't help but feel she was forgetting {{Blink|text=something important}}. ''392.25'' points were mysteriously added to the uninvolved Nurse Cap's score tally. How weird! Whoa! Strange! I guess

===Challenge 6===

Wanting to join in on editing the [[Rhythm game]] page by scrubbing all mentions of Rhythm Heaven, Nurse Cap goes for a walk hoping to hit her nearest arcade and record some hot [[jubeat]] gameplay. She got lost on her way back home for a few months.

===Challenge 7===
<small>''Main article: [[Talk:Nurse Cap/declaration|it's a bit of a mouthful]]''</small>

Finally reaching home [[Talk:Smobo/declaration|she finds herself at risk of being sent away from her beloved team of old and instead put onto brand new ground]] by [[Talk:Dora/declaration|a strange set of dominos]]. In retaliation, she goes for petty revenge, attempting to take [[Dora]] along with her to [[Wanted contestants]].

===Challenge 8===
<small>''Main article: [[Gehenna]]''</small>

Nurse Cap found herself bothered in the middle of her napnap arc, being called by a mysterious stranger and asked to do a tutorial about something she didn't really understand to some other strange voice on the other end of the line. That lasted about thirty minutes and then she went back to napnap. I love napnap so much

===Challenge 9===

She used her phone in bed and browsed websites. Some of the data seemed to [[Sammer's Kingdom|leak onto somewhere weird]] but she doesn't know anything about that she just likes the phone.

===Challenge 10===

In the interest of remaining a girl who browses websites, Nurse Cap decided to use her computer. On her computer she found her fellow Wiki Camp-chans playing [[Minecraft]] and decided to join on a whim, because [[Pangya|online games]] are kinda like if websites were good really. Surprised to find a hardcore server upon joining, she decided to try and show off with a paltry little trick and finds herself instantly paying for it, instantly booted out of the server due to dying the [[death]].

But the real game started after stupid little Minecraft was over, actually. And no I'm not just saying this because she died shut the fuck up. On the outside of the Catserver she was soon visited by Beatrice again, who revealed Emoticon who revealed they were about to partake in another [[When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident|Witches' Game]], in which she would butt heads to prove that her fellow players' deaths were not supernatural.

Once done with the game she found herself more willing to think about the perspectives of people around her that she once wouldn't spare a thought to, especially regarding a few of her fellow competitors. Can't get any vaguer than that can you

== Gameplay==
In her most notorious incarnation, Nurse Cap is a defensive beast. She mainly relies on punishing opponents with her high speed and range, solid power and 2nd Super Art which can be [[combo]]'d into multiple ways.

==Trivia==

*Nurse Cap needs to repaint her cross every day
*she is a the [[object]]
*Nurse Cap is in pursuit of the forbidden art of [[YouTube Poop]]
*Nurse Cap hates cooking
*Nurse Cap writes poetry but she would never share it
*The Wiki Camp 2 is now once again open for editing
*Morrigreen's Discord account is Morrigreen#2763.

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NurseAsset.png|The bare essentials. Symbolizes ''Potential'' and ''Health'' to come after trying times.
NurseVIcon.png|A [[voting icon]] in the style of a reality TV show.
NurseAlt1.png|One of Nurse Cap's alternate outfits.
Super art 2.gif|Nurse Cap's notorious SA2 as seen in [[Wiki Moment 2]].
Quite strange.png|A David-like version of Nurse Cap. Source unknown.
Scheam.gif|Who the fuck is this? Source unknown.

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=== Standing normals ===

{{FrameData|5LP|[[File:Nurse5LP.png]]|6|2|10|+7|+5|200|Mid|Pretty fast button, makes for a good reset point. Those plus frames are nothing to scoff at. }}

{{FrameData|5MP|[[File:Nurse5MP.png]]|7|8|10|-2|-1|400|Mid|Extremely good defensive option in neutral, enough active frames to keep them away. }}

{{FrameData|5HP|[[File:Nurse5HP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Mid|Extremely infamous button. Inflicts hard knockdown. The [[fighting game community]] refers to getting hit by this move as 'getting nursefaced.'{{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|5LK|[[File:Nurse5LK.png]]|5|2|8|+9|+6|150|Mid|Tied for her fastest normal button, PITIFUL fucking range. Laugh at this attack. Go hahaha at it. Pretty useful in tandem with her first-aid kit.}}

{{FrameData|5MK|[[File:Nurse5MK.png]]|9|6|10|+2|+1|400|Mid|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|5HK|[[File:Nurse5HK.png]]|10|6|8|-4|-3|500|Mid|Nurse Cap kicks the air, causing a low quality explosion to appear. Since the kick itself doesn't have a hitbox it's possible to low profile this move as certain characters.}}

=== Crouching normals ===

{{FrameData|cLP|[[File:NursecLP.png]]|5|2|8|+7|+5|150|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cMP|[[File:NursecMP.png]]|8|4|11|+2|0|400|Low|why is it the same but fstrethcwd ???? Sterched {{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|cHP|[[File:NursecHP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cLK|[[File:NursecLK.png]]|5|2|6|+10|+8|100|Low|stupidg move. Doesn't link into itself. }}

{{FrameData|cMK|[[File:NursecMK.png]]|7|4|15|+1|-1|300|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cHK|[[File:NursecHK.png]]|10|10|18|-10|-7|500|Low|The high active frames, knockdown and the low hitbox have earned this move many comparisons to tripwire. It's not that useful but it's pretty funny therefore you should overuse it, trust.}}

=== Jumping normals ===

{{FrameData|jLP|[[File:NursejLP.png]]|7|2|8|+7|+5|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMP|[[File:NursejMP.png]]|10|6|16|+2|0|400|High|In case it's unclear, she is exploding you with her mind in this move. }}

{{FrameData|jHP|[[File:NursejHP.png]]|14|4|19|-8|-6|1|High|dawwww look at the little nurse cap aww thats so sweet :) ohh thats so nice :D }}

{{FrameData|jLK|[[File:NursejLK.png]]|6|2|8|+5|+3|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMK|[[File:NursejMK.png]]|7|4|8|+1|-1|300|High|You probably don't need [[experts|me]] to tell you this crosses up. }}

{{FrameData|jHK|[[File:NursejHK.png]]|20|6|25|-12|-11|600|High|If the opponent is grounded, this move knocks down. }}

=== Universal ===

{{FrameData|Taunt|[[File:NurseTaunt.png]]|N/A|N/A|60|N/A|N/A|N/A|N/A|Nyoron... }}

=== Specials ===

{{FrameData|First-aid Toss (236K)|[[File:Nurse236K.png]]|15|8|16|+5|+3|200/100|Mid/Low|Nurse Cap tosses a persistent first-aid kit, distance depending on which kick button is pressed. The first-aid kit interacts with every kick from Nurse Cap, propelling it forwards and damaging (100) the opponent if they're in it's trajectory. Can be blocked mid while the kit is in midair but needs to be blocked low once it's grounded. Hits for 200 in midair. Can be used for very effective mixups. Unblockables are possible but require extreme precision.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Poke (236P)|[[File:Nurse236P.png]]|20|6|10|+3|+2|200|Mid|Nurse Cap summons a friend for a far-reaching poke. Pretty good for adding some pressure in neutral. Scalpel has their own hurtbox, hitting them does not damage Nurse Cap but it does trigger a stagger animation for Scalpel after which they disappear.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Swipe (214P)|[[File:Nurse214P.png]]|20|8|+30 (Launch)|+3|+2|400|High|Nurse Cap summons a friend for an upwards swipe. This attack is a launcher. As this hits high, it's very effective for resets. Just like in Poke, Scalpel has their own hurtbox that causes them to stagger and then disappear.}}

=== Super Arts ===

{{FrameData|Super Art 1 (632632P)|[[File:NurseSA1.png]]|1|10|1|+9|+9|100000|Low|Costs 1 bar. Terrible SA. Don't pick this one. Why would anyone ever use this. }}

{{FrameData|Super Art 2 (632632K)|[[File:NurseSA2.png]]|3 (First hit)|10|35|+30 (Launch)|-25|1800|Mid|Costs 1 bar. Finally an actually good move. This is her infamous Super Art, pretty much every respectable Nurse Cap player uses it. It dislocates her far, hits multiple times and launches. mediawiki how to flip image horizontal}}
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These are snippets from multiple unreleased interviews led by our [[experts]] that detail remarks Nurse Cap has made about many of the contestants of The Wiki Camp 2, lightly edited for the sake of brevity.

=== [[Ad]] ===

{{Dia|NurseStraight|[...] when I first saw them around I thought my browser extensions got wrecked again. I, um. }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|...I spent so much fucking time reinstalling my browser from scratch... }}

=== [[Bullseye]] ===

{{Dia|NurseTicked|[...] our colors are close enough to make me feel like I have to prove myself, wear it better or something. }}

=== [[Diary]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|Her entry reminds me of something that would be on [[Liquipedia]] or something }}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|And it made me wonder if she's ever tried any fighting games I could play. Like [[Marvel vs. Capcom|Marvel]] or [[Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike|Third Strike]] or something. Actually [...] }}

=== [[Emoticon]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] and I've been using [plain text emoticons] less, I'm not gonna lie. Like, um... How does this work, y'know? }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I get fuckin' ... stressed wondering if I'm giving her access to my chatlogs or some shit... }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|Uhmm... Anyway. }}

=== [[Gamer]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] I thought the same about Gamer. It'd be cool to spend quarters with both of them, um, if they'd take me. }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|W... Well... That... depends on how things shake out. I can't be caught acting all casual with ENEMIES. }}
{{Dia|NurseGay|Boy am I glad this is a personal conversation! Uh, thanks for hearing me ramble [[experts|[NAME OMITTED]]]. }}

=== [[Mandelly]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|I'll never forget what Mandelly said to me that day. It changed the course of my life forever.}}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|What was it they said again?}}

=== [[Padlock]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[Padlock] approached me and we talked about fighting and stuff. I ended up, um, showing him some moves and...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I have... NO idea how he would feel if he found out most of the shit I do is just copied off random fighting games...}}
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|...and I've been making up ridiculous 'move names' to see how bad I can make them before he questions it. Ever hear about the 'nurseface'? <small>snicker</small>}}

=== [[Paper Niko]] ===
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|What, a platform fighter? <small>scoff</small> I've played plenty of fighters, I bet I could pick those up no problem anyway!}}

Our [[experts]] then got Nurse Cap to try a platform fighter for the first time.

{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|What do you mean there's a BUTTON for blocking? Only two attack buttons...?}}
{{Dia|NurseScared|EVERY ATTACK IS A COMMAND NORMAL?!}}

She did not take a single stock.

=== [[Sock Hater]] ===
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|[...] always looking at me sketchy, like that... Sock Hater or something...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I tried being a little friendly to all the contestants but it felt like he looked through me completely or, something...}}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|...When I cross people I tend to REMEMBER that, so I don't think I ever did anything to him...}}

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When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-08-24T01:23:59Z

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[[When They Craft]] is an English visual novel series produced by [[Girl Host Team]], following the release of [[Girl Host]]. The first episode, titled ''The White Eyes Incident'', was published on July 31st, 2024, with subsequent episodes expected to release in the coming year.

The story follows a group of players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server experiencing a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of everybody involved, known as '''The White Eyes Incident'''. Due to their unsolvable nature, these killings are explained as the actions of a supernatural entity, and because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine. [[Nurse Cap]], as the main protagonist, is tasked with proving whether this supernatural narrative is true.

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The first episode begins by showing various conversations between players of the server and [[Mike and Spike|the admins]]. As dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, many players ask them to either roll back or restart the server; however, because Herobrine can traverse through Minecraft servers, he would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective. As such, the admins deem the server unplayable and close it indefinitely.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO, SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to, to,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort. To get the server back}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It IS frustrating. I was having fun too, and it's annoying we can't convince the mods or anything.}}
{{TeamDia||WC|''A pause in the conversation.''}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know, you're the only one who wasn't directly affected by Herobrine. That means you're kind of the most impartial party.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess so. Why?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|Just thinking...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure this out?}}

== Chapter Zero: Fucked it up ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident is the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there is nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth, where he places similar structures throughout a player's world.

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Lemme pull up the [[Host/Chat logs|chat logs]]...}}

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempts to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicks, becoming the first person to die on the server the day of the White Eyes Incident, and the only one unrelated to it.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's up?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh shit.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...alright, it's pretty obvious that anyone could've built the glowstone thing...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Just gotta... find a mundane way all the actual deaths could've happened, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|"Find a mundane way"? That seems awfully single-minded...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|Wh-}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Who's there? Where'd you come from!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''A mote of gold leaf seems to flit in the air, apparently unamused with Nurse Cap's behaviour.''}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''Suddenly, the golden speck begins to swirl around the tired girl, joined by another spark, then another, then ten golden butterflies, then ten thousand more, as the room is filled with a blinding crackle of light that coallesces into...!''}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I'm- I'm sorry...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...who?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|:0??????}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|You two know each other?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato12|Teamless|We've made parlance, yes, and I've been teaching her a few of my tricks!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, we met back during the [[Edit War|edit war]] )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|She's a good conversationalist, if a bit... flat.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...is she really a good opponent for me, though? I didn't even think she could play Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( i mean, i can't. unless you count being a sign painter as playing )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:D <( but i assure you... )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|>:3 <( i am more than qualified to be your opponent )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|What the fuck????}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Unlike you, Emoticon took to magic ''very'' quickly.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c <( you remember how this works, right? {{Red truth|red truth is red truth, everything stated in red must be absolutely true? )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Y-yeah, I remember the rules, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|So, you really wanna fight against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( listen, i gotta go up to bat for herobrine! we have a lot in common )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|#^^ <( besides the immaterial entity stuff, people keep making hoaxes of both of us, and it makes everyone think we're not real! that sucks!!! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:3 <( so i am FULLY ready to defend my friend's existence, and proving you wrong is just a side effect of that. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|W-well, um...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Bring it on!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|I'm ready to deny him AND all your claims, if it gets the server back!!}}

== Chapter One: Heroic retribution ==
Following her death, [[Nurse Cap's Funeral|a funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave is made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> is held in Nurse Cap's honour, bringing every player to the same location. Afterwards, most of the players disperse, with The Computer leaving first. After entering her base, she complains about an odd structure that has mysteriously appeared. Before she is able to explain what it is, she is quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

Seeing the death message, every player rushes to The Computer's base. Upon breaking the iron door to get inside, they find her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version seen in-game is a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

Assuming her death to be perpetrated by an outside source, the players realize it would have been impossible for the killer got in or out of the room: The Computer's base has only one entrance, an iron door that can only be opened from the inside; the door does not seem to have been tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there are no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody is able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This is the first major piece of evidence that a supernatural entity is at play, with the current common understanding being that the shrine summoned Herobrine into the world, and that he is now acting maliciously.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} why is it on fire}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} isn't this the herobrine shrine? :interrobang:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

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{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> u^.^u}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( here's how it went down )> >:>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset, so she went to get rid of it, but herobrine didn't like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> <OoO>}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having, uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like, she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Wait, The C., if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|How does the base work? Why's it so difficult to get in?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its got an iron door that only opens from the inside}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so someone would have to break into it to kill me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but yknow nobody could find anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|That doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|W-well, there's, like, SO many different kinds of traps in the game. Come on, it's such a simple explanation!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, which is why it's the first thing everyone already thought of )> UuU}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( remember, {{Red truth|everyone on the server looked in and around the base for signs of tampering, and not counting the shrine or stalactite, they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary!}} how'd this hypothetical killer fit a trap in there?? )> <:0c}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Ghh,, I mean, nobody here is an EXPERT at the game. Maybe everybody missed something? That would explain how it got TC as well.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>L# <( wow, that's pretty mean )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:^/ <( and also, contradictory. you're saying someone here set up this complicated trap, but nobody's good enough to do it? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Well... uh.. (shit...)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Actually... does it have to have been someone we know of? I don't think anyone was keeping track of the player list the whole time.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Maybe, someone else joined the server with intent to grief us, and they were the one who set up this trap!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ohhhh shit. that makes sense we do have a lot of haters}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( alright, so, an unknown individual you have no evidence of set up an unknown trap you have no evidence of )> <<?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|It's still more likely than ''Herobrine''! It makes perfect sense!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Come on, um, prove me wrong with that red truth of yours!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|l.l <( no )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseGay|WC|You could've denied me properly, but you were all fancy with "everyone on the server". Doesn't that say enough? Doesn't that show you know my argument is right??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!!! )> >:@}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( it wasn't a trap! the killer was there and actually did something directly to kill the computer!!!! )> >X<}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Tch...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|Emoticon, dear, I understand that you're used to adding onto what people say...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|...but do be careful with your tongue. You gave your opponent a good hint.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( whateverrrrrrr )> ..,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|A good hint...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Hey, there are a lot of other contestants who, y'know, mess with technology... like, what if the server was invaded by, um, [[Image]], or [[the Eater of Wikis]], or, {{Blink|someone else I'm forgetting}}?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( well, first off, i think image died )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:/ <( second off: those answers aren't valid for your side! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|@N@ <( remember, you're arguing this point to convince the admins to bring back the server. if you say it was because of some Other unknowable unstoppable entity, that doesn't help your case )}}
{{TeamDia|Beato11|Teamless|Exactly. {{Red truth|Blaming any entity which acts outside of the rules of this game is functionally identical to blaming Herobrine!!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Shit, that's sound...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Well- um.. what counts as "the rules of this game?"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|What if someone was- was regular hacking, or used glitches? Pretty common to exploit shit like that in Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would be a really boring answer )> >:P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i can promise, {{Red truth|there were no glitche-}}
{{Red truth|gl-}}
{{Red truth|-ggHGHHKDF}}
HHKKJ-OWOWww what thFuck wait}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( there we go )> <<<<<"}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what the FUCK was that??? )> 0o@}}
{{TeamDia|Beato10|Teamless|Your carelessness shows your naivete...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|{{Red truth|If you attempt to use the red truth to speak a falsehood, you will choke.}} Be cautious with your words.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( wow. having a mouth must SUCK )> >:0}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i know right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was tryna say "there were no glitches or hacking on the server" )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but i guess, like, stuff like tnt dupers<ref>A common glitch used to duplicate lit TNT for farming purposes</ref> or whatever mean that's not TECHNICALLY true )> 8/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so, uh....... )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( nobody hacked into or modded the server, and no glitches or exploits were directly relevant to the white eyes incident itself )> u.u}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( is THAT sufficient? )> >:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I... I guess so, for now.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hey, TC said she wasn't paying super close attention.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Are we, like, sure that nobody just broke in??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( like i said, {{Red truth|no evidence of any changes to the base were found, other than the obvious}} )> B)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|Well, are we sure they didn't just replace the blocks after killing her?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would've taken time! and there were soo many people on the scene right after!! )> <:<}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also, yeah i wasnt paying super close attention, but i think i wldve heard someone breaking in lmao}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|Wwell... still..... it's possible...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|If you missed the sound, and they were quick with it, it's totally possible for them to break a couple blocks, place a stalactite, break it, and leave!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|/:/ <( c'mon, you're not gonna open the locked room with boring answers like that )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|LL <( {{Red truth|no block breaking was at all involved in the computer's death, save for the one segment of dripstone to directly kill her.}} happy? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|..........}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|''She clicks her tongue.''}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|The killer teleported in with an ender pearl, the killer followed The Computer through the door before she closed it, the killer opened the door from the outside using a power source, The Computer accidentally killed herself using dripstone and is lying about Herobrine.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( {{Red truth|no teleporting happened!! the killer definitely moved into and out of the room!}} because herobrine can tunnel through walls undetected, of course. {{Red truth|the computer closed the door before anyone else could enter! nothing was placed on the outside of the room that was relevant to this death!!! and, the killing was definitely intentional, nor was it a suicide!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hm...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wtf happened, then??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^ <( herobrine went in through the walls, summo}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's a room that-}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|ned some dripstone, and slaughtered her easily!! )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|-that the killer went in and out of, but no blocks were broken or placed, and they didn't use the door...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Hold on. How does this base fucking work at all?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|There's one door that you can't open from the outside? How do you get in??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its to stop people from coming in when im in}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|whenever i head out i just leave it open lol}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|......}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Then, it's not a locked- a locked room at all!!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wait wdym}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|The killer could have hid inside the room before The Computer even got there, then she went in and closed the door and got killed!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( c'mon, she would've totally noticed someone hiding inside )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yea im ngl i think i would have}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( plus, {{Red truth|no players were in the room before the computer entered!}} )> ^:V}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Gah!!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|This is SO simple. All you need is some way to quickly get in and out of the room without... without violating anything in red!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just annoying that I can't figure out what that way ''is''.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|kind of just describing a locked room there}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^c <( i suppose you've given up? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|No!! I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I can't solve this right now, but if all I need is one little piece, I'm not gonna give up!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah might b worth it 2 like}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|strategic retreat for now, look at the other murders}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|see if you figure out anything new}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Yeah. Yeah!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'll count this as a win for me until then )> :0<}}

== Chapter Two: Third case ==
Following the previous chapter, now that two deaths have happened and two strange builds have appeared in such quick succession, the server is on edge, and many players begin to suspect each other of killing. Taking advantage of this distrust, Padlock, Go Sign, Sock Hater, and Toy Blocks plan to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it is both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]]. They easily sneak into the base, with nobody left alive to defend it. The members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] mine out the structure, collect all of The Computer's dropped items (save her iron boots), steal as many valuables from her chests as possible.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} all im saying is :neutral_face:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} the computer dies, and the heist crew is stealing her stuff right after :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} really makes you think who killed her :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} What}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE AREN'T}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} stealing is bad don't do it >:(}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} DEFINITELY NOT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} oh ok :)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Guys. What's the point in trying to hide it.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We outnumber every living player 4 to 3.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so you guys DID kill her!!! :head_explosion:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} It's the principle of the thing}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Thieves shouldn't admit to their thievery}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah, TB, you should know that by now}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's that supposed to mean??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} if you're stealing her stuff can i have her sword}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wait hold on.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We're stealing her stuff but we did not fucking kill her.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} yeah, we're not the ultimate MURDER crew}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} I kind of appreciate that name}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Can we be the Ultimate Murder Crew?}}

Once UHC returns to the UHCHCHC<ref>The Ultimate Heist Crew HardCore Hideout Center</ref>, the group begins to organize their stolen loot. The members of the team argue briefly over who gets to keep what. At the same time, Dora finds another unexplainable structure: a long tunnel dug into a cave with redstone torches lining the walls. She keeps this knowledge secret from the members of UHC, suspicious of their actions surrounding The Computer.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yo diffuser}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} come over here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what :question_mark:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} oh wow :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} who built this? :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} what is it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} noah where are you}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you should look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where no evil beings can come}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What did you guys find?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} not telling}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} ??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} u guys totally killed tc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} yeah, so you don't get to have our secret info :face_with_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Whatever, you're just jealous we got all her stuff}}

Before they are able to fully put everything away, a massive hole suddenly and inexplicably opens up beneath the UHCers. Everyone dies of fall damage, except for Toy Blocks, who successfully water bucket clutches at the bottom. However, she doesn't get a chance to explore or figure out what happened, as Herobrine kills her using an explosion shortly afterwards.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Wherever shall we put the shrine?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} In the middle of the floor would look nice.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We'd have to get rid of some of the carpet though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Who cares?}}
{{MCMessage|IHATESOCK fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|joketeller48 fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|Padlock_Is_COOL fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|bajablaster005 was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ????}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So is that it, or...?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Like, fall damage?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I'm not sure what the trick is here, but dying of fall damage isn't... supernatural, is it??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it is though!! )> >_>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( think about it, they were in the base already, not anywhere near a cliff or whatever )> :V}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but suddenly, a MASSIVE hole appears beneath their feet )> <0o0>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it's like the entire chunk was removed at once! how do you explain that?? )> ?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Okay, but that just means there was, um, a trap or something, right?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Like, just set up some TNT under them and shit, right? Pack a bunch in there. Like, uhm, a piston mechanism, with TNT at the bottom.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that leaves the last one though, damn... There isn't a player named Herobrine on the server, is there?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I, I mean, everyone would have seen them join...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:? <( ummm. yeah )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( that theory only really works for the falling part )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>;) <( also: {{Red truth|no redstone dust, redstone blocks, nor redstone torches were used to kill the UHCers, both as blocks, AND as crafting components! )}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( i'm not gonna let you try to come up with stupid redstone trap-X's for the entire battle )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|For both types of deaths?! Kill me already...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that's what the red truth says )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Okay, sure...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean... it's not like you HAVE to use redstone to blow someone up. Like, you could manually activate TNT, or use end crystals, or whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|O, Oh! End crystals! It isn't redstone but it explodes!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|That's how Toy Blocks was blown up!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|-_- <( well duh. herobrine placed the end crystals or whatever and blew up toy blocks )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|... That's... fucking stupid... but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|Back to the falling part. Maybe a command block or something? Like, /fill would accomplish this, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:/ <( no! {{Red truth|no commands were used for the entire white eyes incident!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:< <( feel like that should basically fold into "no exploits" or whatever... )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|ok cool sure hfglhdfghbdgvfkmkhh}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|It's really hard to think of anything when I barely know what happened...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey uh}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|why not just. ask the victims}}

{{TeamDia|SockHater|UHC|Idk.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Not ENTIRELY sure.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|It was such a blur!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|What.... um..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Uh,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|''jesus christ why do i have to talk to people''}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Our heist had gone perfectly... but alas!}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|We've never had a heist fail before<ref>Padlock is lying.</ref>, dude! This "Herobrine" really is a tough one.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|Yeah, I mean, I'm kinda pissed we lost all that progress...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|...but it's kind of awesome that, y'know, the only way we could be beaten was supernaturally.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Well, I-I'm, kind of trying to, prove that false, so...}}
{{TeamDia|SockHaterHappy|UHC|It's weird he even wanted to kill us. I'm really not the type to be haunted.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Clearly, retaliation for our theft... never this vengeful a target has been our opponent!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So,, none of you know anything,?}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|I mean, I guess I saw a little more...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocks|UHC|When we placed down the shrine, there was this weird sound, like-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Right!! A bunch of blocks suddenly breaking!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksDetermined|UHC|-.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|And then, the floor suddenly all broke around us, and everyone died.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|Except me!!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|I water bucketed at the bottom of the pit, but there wasn't anything there that I could see.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksPissed|UHC|And then I blew up and died.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksSilly|UHC|I don't really know if that's useful, but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean,, that sure makes it sound like a weird trap, and not something supernatural.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Maybe the real killer just built-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Nah, it can't have been planned ahead.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|If it really WAS a trap, how'd they know we were gonna steal the shrine and then bring it to that specific room of our base?}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Exactly! Never underestimate the power inaction can bring to a crime scene!}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|If you are unsure who to target, you wait until the target presents itself, and THEN you strike!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so the logic is. only herobrine wld be able to do something like that quickly and easily}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|I don't know, Padlock, Leader of the Ultimate Heist Crew, how could the culprit have guessed that you were going to steal a shiny gold thing?}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|I resent that.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Besides, if the culprit had a trap set up, they would just have to wait until the first instance of all of you being in that room. Which happened to be pretty quick.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|So, how do you explain my death.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well, there isn't a "Herobrine" player to set off the end crystals...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|So, the trick lies in being able to change what appears in chat...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksDetermined|UHC|Oh!! There's a bunch of ways to do that!!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocks|UHC|Uh... changing player names, named items, custom commands, nametagged mobs...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmmm... Player names can't work... Items would show up differently... Custom- no, that's against the rules...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|...shit, though, a mob! Like, if you change the name of a mob with a nametag, does it show up if it kills someone?}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksSilly|UHC|Yeah!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Okay, okay... How about... A renamed mob was able to set off the explosives in such a way to where the mobs name was able to appear in chat.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|In fact, with renamed mobs, it's possible nobody was killed at all!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|If you had a bunch of pets, and then killed them, that shows up as a death in chat!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|M-maybe everyone in the Heist Crew is lying about having died at all!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:? <( woah woah WOAH don't get ahead of yourself )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:P <( {{Red truth|the players go sign, padlock, sock hater, and toy blocks are all dead!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Eugh, that was a long shot...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|But, the theory that a renamed mob was Herobrine is still totally valid!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( uh... recap that real quick. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|The hole was created using some sort of trap, causing three of the UHCers to fall to their deaths. Then, a renamed mob somehow set off an end crystal, killing Toy Blocks!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|;) <( and what kind of trap was it? no redstone, remember? )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hey, Padlock, what is the floor in your base MADE of?}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Spruce planks, with black and purple carpet covering them.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So, hypothetically, if all of the blocks below your base were replaced with carpet, you wouldn't be able to tell, right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|D: <( you CAN'T be serious!!! That's way too many blocks to replace! )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Wait, this idea isn't as stupid as I thought. You don't have to replace ALL the blocks if-}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|Yeah, wait, that's TOTALLY it.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|;) <( hmmm, hmmm! you're pretty proud of your flimsy logic. i bet i could demolish that without the red! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>3c <( i'll concede. for now. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Hell yeah!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Now that we're halfway, how about we call it here, just for a little bit. I just gotta... Review the facts in my head, y'know?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( uhhhhh )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:> <( sure, whatever you say! )}}

== Intermission ==
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Man, I don't get it.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|What's Emoticon's stake in this anyways? I don't really buy her earlier excuse.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|oh no shes for sure hiding her real motive}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH AGAIN}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|I don't know how you keep getting me like this. But it is fishy, right?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like she is hiding her true reason that much is obvious to me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i dont think its anything sinister}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, its just a video game. and a logic battle. the stakes arent that high}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well duh. But like, what does she gain from this?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|If it wasn't literally impossible for her to play minecraft, I would just say that she's the culprit.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats right, she cant really press buttons on a keyboard or anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i wouldnt say she isnt participating in the server at all}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But it's literally impossible for her to play! She doesn't even have a body!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|N-no offense,}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol dw}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but what i mean is that theres a reason that emoticon is your opponent here and not that witch lady}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, what does it mean to be a [[gamer]]?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|To be highly skilled at video games, or at least well-versed.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|how would you measure that? like, for a specific game how could you define that skill?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm... Well, I guess you could do that in two ways. Your execution, and your knowledge of the game itself.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, the difference between labbing a combo and actually using it in a match, to speak my own language if I may.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Oh! So, like, even though Emoticon has zero execution skill, she's showing off her knowledge of the game?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ooh i think you might be onto something}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i feel like showing off is the wrong word for it though?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...not sure I get what you mean.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|doesnt rly matter rn}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lets get back to crimesolving}}

==Chapter Three: Moving in stasis==
Noah decides to take matters into his own hands, despite the accusations from the other survivors. He temporarily leaves his self-proclaimed impenetrable base in order to deliver justice to herobrine. Or at least, investigate Herobrine's motives.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's it!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} it's my job to destroy all evildoers}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i've been hiding in my impenetrable base for too long}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} ? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} protecting the innocent (me)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} when i SHOULD have been KILLING THE NOT INNOCENT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey quick question noah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} did you kill the heisters}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} of course not!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i just said i was hiding in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok but}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you've called them evil before :hushed:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you might have just killed them in order to enact justice!!! :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's a good point. i would do something like that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but i didn't. and if i did i would be more proud about it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok dude <<"}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but, that does make me think,}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that maybe, this "herobrine" is actually, like his name suggests, a "hero", and is actually a good guy}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} he killed tc too though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} she was also evil probably}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} compelling theory, but how can we be sure it's not just you... covering your own crimes up? :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} cause i said so}}

Dora discusses the strange tunnel she found with Diffuser, unsure of its purpose, when Noah arrives from his base. Noah explains that he's using an enderpearl stasis chamber<ref>A mechanism that allows enderpearls, an item which teleports the user, to be stored and activated remotely.</ref> set on a timer, allowing him to exit his base for a short period of time before he automatically returns, assuring that he has an out if anything goes wrong.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wht is this tunnel btw}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i'd assume the redstone torches were for some trap but they're so easily breakable}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} they're part of the original herobrine myth :smiling_imp:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he digs around all across the server and lines the tunnels with redstone torches so mobs can still spawn :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} that's like the fourth or fifth thing that must've been built in advance}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} assuming noahs not lying and tc/uhc really did die from traps}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} or herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he's kinda stupid too cause 1.18 made it so mobs can't spawn with any light :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} jesus christ you scared me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} are you gonna kill us :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} no}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here to confront herobrine once and for all}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and figure out if he's a good guy or not}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and if he's not.... you know what happens >:)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what if he's stronger than you :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i doubt it. i have maxed out gear}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ur wearing diamond not netherite tho}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i can't go to hell cause i'm not evil}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but also. i have a secret weapon}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} there's an enderpearl stasis chamber in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what is that :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} its a weird machine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} it lets you teleport back to a specific spot}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} yeah and it's on a timer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so if herobrine is ever about to kill me i can just hide and then i'll go back to my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where i'll be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i feel like . there are issues with that plan}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} first off what if he reads chat and fucks with it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} nah he won't}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i trust him}}

Dora, curious about the tunnel, and Noah, wanting to confront Herobrine, head down the redstone torch tunnel. After a little while [], Noah is suddenly teleported back to his base earlier than he set the timer. Before either he or Dora can figure out what happened, both are suddenly killed by a massive explosion.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah im breaking through the walls and whtever and i rly cant find anything}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so it's not a trap after all? :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} well theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} so many ways you can make one without it being obvious}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} clearly herobrine wants an honorable duel}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} honestly this is rly scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} the tunnel just keeps going}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} whered you go}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} my enderpearl activated somehow}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh oh :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but it's way too early!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i set the timer for WAY longer than this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hold on i gotta head there don;'t kill herobrine without me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} im going back to the entrance then}}
{{MCMessage|pendugolum was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|Noah was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :pensive:}}

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So... Noah, based on what you saw, do you think it's... A mob, or like a player, or...}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|that's a tricky one.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it doesn't make sense to kill the ultimate heist crew (all evildoers) and then me (paragon of justice) right.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|Unless maybe it's a scary unthinking monster.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|But, the killer seemed to act both emotionally and smart...ly.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|They only went after people who messed with their stuff, and did it in a way they couldn't be found.}}

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like.... The blown up by Herobrine thing is something I've already figured out, I just need you to tell me how your pearl activated prematurely.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it's really easy to get messed up with names is the thing.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|like, with me and [[Evil Noah]], and all the other noahs. I'm the coolest and strongest and best one but we all have to share a name, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|And if you think we're all the same (which we aren't, because he's evil,) and then you tried to fight "Noah," you might be way overprepared or underprepared for where he scales.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Wait, this stuff with names is important.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, my whole logic here is you can nametag a hostile mob and make it show up in chat.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But, um,...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|''Nurse Cap quickly types something into her computer.''}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Yeah!! If you- if you nametag a ''pet'', like a dog or cat or whatever, then it dies, it ALSO shows up in chat!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( hm? )> :3<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'm not following, sorry )> u.u"}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well, you confirmed the deaths of Noah and Dora and the UCH- UHCers, right? But not The Computer!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|S-so, maybe, her death was actually just a fucking cat or something dying, and that leaves her alive to... set up something else, I dunno.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wouldnt that make ME herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|XD <( could you fucking imagine?? )}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wtf lol. the accusation after i'm helping you}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I meAN, maybe you were just an accomplice... or like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I'm just. Covering all my bases.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|(o>o) <( no. {{Red truth|theComputeHer is absolutely and definitively dead}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( but honestly, good catch there. i should've used that for some trick )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Tch...}}

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So how does the enderpearl stasis chamber... work, exactly?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It's, uh...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know how water can be used to transport items around? Pushing them around and stuff.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You can do the same thing with projectiles, as long as they don't hit any solid blocks.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Mhm, mhm...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|If you make a bubble column, using soul sand, that makes them float up at the top of the water.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|So you can throw an enderpearl in, and it won't land on anything and just bobs there uselessly.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Ohh... and then, you make it hit something later on with redstone, and that's when it teleports you back!}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|Right.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|i had mine hooked up to a really long timer, so i could stay out for a while}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but somehow, it activated early!!! how could that have happened? )> <OoO>}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...did Noah just fuck it up.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:< <( {{Red truth|Noah didn't just fuck it up}} )}}

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Maybe... maybe this was, like, an elaborate scheme by him that went wrong!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Noah could've killed The Computer and UHC before here using whatever method.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Then, he teleported back earlier than he said, with a trap meant to kill Dora!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|But, something went wrong, and he was killed alongside it!}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|no, i'm not the kind of guy to do that!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( compelling theory...... he IS totally the kind of guy to do that )> :/c}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|no i'm not.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|i JUST said.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but, no. {{Red truth|noah's death was not an accident! nor was it noah's intention to die!}} )> <<"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Damn...}}

==Chapter Four: Open warehouse==
As the only player left on the server, Diffuser takes it upon themself to explore each crime scene in detail, expecting to be killed quickly. They first check down the tunnel that Dora and Noah went down, finding a massive crater but nothing else of note.

Assuming all the evidence was destroyed, Diffuser then heads to Noah's IMPENETRABLE BASE to break into it. This takes several minutes. Once inside, they find that the inside of the base is strangely pristine, no broken blocks or other signs of damage despite the fact that Noah died due to an explosion. An activated enderpearl stasis chamber is in the corner of the room, with Noah's items scattered on the ground around it.

Taking Noah's gear for better protection, they head to the UHCHC to find the Herobrine shrine floating above a hole in the floor. At the bottom of the pit, there is another large crater with no useful evidence for them to find.

Over the course of this chapter, Diffuser becomes more and more convinced that another being is with them, as they know they're the only person left on the server and that they didn't kill anyone. Strangely, while exploring the crater in UHCHC's base, they are killed by Herobrine in an unknown manner.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna be real herobrine :confused:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} if that is who you are :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} idr wanna play anymore if nobody else is here :pensive:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} sorry for whatever we did to upset you :man_shrugging:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna hop off soon :sleepy:}}
{{MCMessage|alphabetter tried to swim in lava whilst escaping Herobrine}}

{{TeamDia|Diffuser|Host|...yeah, I dunno. I really didn't see much of note.}}
{{TeamDia|Diffuser|Host|I guess I know there weren't other traps being set up, that I could find!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|This killing seems pretty easy, honestly.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|how so}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|W-well, my previous idea with the UHCers was- it was a skeleton or something, right?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So, if that skeleton was still alive, or another one was set up... Diffuser heads to that hole, gets hit by "Herobrine," and then....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|...you know. Falls into lava and dies.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|was there like}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lava for them to fall into}}
{{TeamDia|Diffuser|Host|There was lava there when I died yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|Diffuser|Host|Uhh... honestly, I don't remember if it was there before, lol. But it'd make sense if it was, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Diffuser|Host|You blow a big hole in the ground, suddenly there's lava!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Yeah, exactly.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|There's lava, you got hit by a mob and fell into it.}}
{{TeamDia|Diffuser|Host|Well I didn't, like. SEE the mob. And I was paying SUPER close attention!!!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|maybe you paid so super close attention that you didnt notice the guy behind you}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Yeah!! If- if you were just a little bit careless, this explanation makes perfect sense!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Doesn't it, Emoticon??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( ...not gonna say anything for now )> ):P}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Of course not.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|But ME??}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Honestly, I- I think I know how this whole incident went down...!}}

==Aftermath==
Once Diffuser dies, there is nobody left on the server, and it is left open for less than a day. Many alternate explanations for the White Eyes Incident are circulated (most centered around either Noah or the Ultimate Heist Crew.) However, since the incident affected everybody equally and no satisfying explanations are presented, the overwhelming consensus is that Herobrine really was the culprit, leading to Mike and Spike deciding not to bring the server back.

Although it is never stated in chat, after many of the players report occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to wiki editors calling it the "White Eyes Incident".

As the only player to never witness anything out of the ordinary, Nurse Cap remains unconvinced. Her connection to the server and desire for answers lead her to take it upon herself to prove the nonexistence of Herobrine. Emoticon (a character introduced in the final section of the episode) takes it upon herself to deny Nurse Cap's claims, feeling a kinship with Herobrine and desire to take part in the game. Aided by the Golden Witch Beatrice and The Computer, Emoticon and Nurse Cap engage in a [[logic battle]] to determine the true nature of the White Eyes Incident, marking the end of the first episode.

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{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|dude wtf}}

=== Chapter 2 ===
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So, um I already have a pretty good explanation for the second case.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Someone, let's call them... uh, Killer X, realizes that the UHCers are gonna steal the statue.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|While they're hanging out at The Computer's base, Killer X goes under THEIRS, and digs a really big pit underneath the trophy room.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Then, they use signs or scaffolding or whatever block and put carpets on top, granting the illusion of a full floor!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|That covers the main "disappearing floor" trap, but expecting someone to successfully clutch...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|...they get literally any mob with a projectile attack and nametag it "Herobrine," then place a bunch of end crystals, or tnt minecarts, or something else which explodes on impact.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Killer X hides while the Ultimate Heist Crew to come back to their Hideout, waits until they're all above the proper spot... and manually breaks the block holding up the floor itself!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Then, Toy Blocks survives, and either the "Herobrine" mob shoots at her or there's some weird water system that saves the projectile like with the stasis chamber or- or whatever, and she's blown to bits!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseGay|WC|How's that for a damn solution?!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it seems pretty sound, sure )> :/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but do you really think uhc wouldn't notice their floor had been replaced? )> :/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( after all, {{Red truth|the four of them could definitely spot any discreppphhggfkkGHHA}}khhOWOW owwww,,,}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( uh... {{Red truth|the four of them could definitely spot any visual discrepancies made to their base}}. how about that?? )> >:3}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Sure, sure, but... Y'know that doesn't matter, right? If the top layer was already carpet, there wouldn't BE any visual discrepancies to spot!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( grrrrr..... )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|And that same logic applies to...}}
=== Chapter 4 ===
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Here, it's even easier!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Diffuser wasn't being careful, they were in the same UHC blast zone, and there was lava nearby!!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Either the "Herobrine" mob was shielded from the blast, or Killer X replaced it with another. Either way, something was there to hit Diffuser!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|They get hit, and then die!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was saving this for now~! )> Xv0}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( {{Red truth|the lava that killed diffuser was not present when toy blocks died!!!}} it can't have been a naturally occuring thing! )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so tell me, if diffuser was the last player left on the server, who was the one who PLACED it?? )> >:D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Ah, um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Well, hm, there was a lot of time between the Heisters' deaths and the next few deaths...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So then any Killer X could have put it there!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|LL <( and why would they do that? in fact, why would they let the herobrine mob live at all?? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|T, That doesn't matter! It could just as well be to throw people off!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Go on, refute it in red if I'm so wrong! Can you?!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:<<<<<<<<<}}
=== Chapter 3 ===
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Here, Killer X could have built that redstone tunnel AGES in advance.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|They set up another one of those Herobrine-mob-ender crystal-fucking-whatever traps underneath the floor, just like the UHCHC!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Then, they waited for Noah to exit his base, and quickly broke inside, in order to access his stasis chamber.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like Dora said, enderpearl stasis chambers work on the same... um, principle, as item transportation!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|And Noah's base was nearby!! So, Killer X could have easily just created a water stream to float the enderpearl down to a second stasis chamber at the blast zone!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:P <( that sounds fucking impossible )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|It- it's not SUPER likely... but Noah died of a similar explosion to Dora, and his base was weirdly totally fine.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|All of this work was done to make it SEEM like two people died in two spots at the same time, but they exploded right next to each other!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|,':/c<( but wouldn't diffuser have seen the giant water heading towards the tunnel? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Not if they immediately ran to the site of the explosion, and didn't check outside until later! Entirely reasonable!!}}

{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|So THERE!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Every... every single death is completely explainable by mundane means!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I'm ready for whatever counter you've got...!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( ... )> ..}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( alright, yeah, fine, you've come up with some pretty good solutions )> @.@}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( not gonna refute these )> #:P}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Uh. Do I... win?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|$u$ <( lemme ask you this )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c <( every death is explainable by mundane means )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|?:? <( WHOSE means? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|...I, I mean, I don't know who to point to...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|... but there's some good evidence pointing in a couple directions, and I think everything is explainable if you pick}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nope )> :(}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|N- huh??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( no matter who you were about to say, it's impossible )> :(}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( think about it! there was literally never an opportunity for someone on the server to commit murder!! )> <:U}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|What do you... mean...?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( for the computer's death... {{Red truth|everybody was in the same place, attending your funeral.}} )> K[]D}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( {{Red truth|the computer was the first one to leave, and everybody else was nowhere near her base when she died!!}} )> K[]Gc}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( then, for uhc. {{Red truth|dora and diffuser were in front of the redstone torch tunnel, and noah was in his IMPENETRABLE BASE.}} )> uHc}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( {{Red truth|none of those three were anywhere NEAR the uhchc!! they couldn't have activated your manual floor trap!}} )> UCH}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( when dora and noah went down the tunnel, {{Red truth|diffuser stayed at the entrance, not coming near where either dora OR noah died!! }} )> UCH}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( and i mean, diffuser's death. c'mon )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nobody was on the server )> ;3c}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( although, i guess your answer kind of implies a preset trap, so... {{Red truth|the lava was placed AFTER noah died}} )> <O]}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|KKhhgh,,,}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( {{Red truth|and, just to reiterate... other than everybody i just mentioned and you, no other players were on the server during the white eyes incident}} )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>/ <( so )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0 <( i'll ask again )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0 <( WHO was pretending to be herobrine? )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( because a mysterious, player-like intelligence, capable of existing when nobody else is... )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:Jc <( ...sounds pretty herobriney...! )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|That's,,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|That's still beatable!! I just need to... I just need to find a way a player can exist during that time!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|If I do that, Herobrine is DISPROVEN!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( hit me with your best shot!!! {{Red truth|i'll attack back with the red!!!!!!! )> >8D}}}}

{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Then- Then maybe...}}

{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|What if some of your "red truths" were actually ''maroon'' truths!!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|{{Red truth|RED TRUTH IS RED TRUTH! To deny it is to deny the very nature of the game itself!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|The game which, I remind you, is being played for your benefit!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Ghhh,, you're still here??}}

* nurse cap realizes "oh shit wait you said 'theComputeHer is dead' and not 'the player the computer' like everyone else. so maybe that old solution is still valid"

{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!! i'm sorry for using natural language!!!! )> XP}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( y'know what?? )> >:<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( lemme make this as clear as possible for you. make sure i REALLY communicate the truth of this argument )> uwu}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( (someone type in a heading rq) )> ..}}
==[like this?]==
==^^ <( thanks! )==
=={{Red truth|( the player Nurse Cap, username radiantpill, is dead )> \:0 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player The Computer, username theComputeHer, is dead! )> 1:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Sock Hater, username IHATESOCK, is dead!! )> ?:2 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Go Sign, username joketeller48, is dead!!! )> >:3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Padlock, username Padlock_Is_COOL, is dead!!!! )> 4oU }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Toy Blocks, username bajablaster005, is dead!!!!! )> L:5 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Dora, username pendugolum, is dead!!!!!! )> :U6 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Noah, username Noah, is dead!!!!!!! )> >:7 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Diffuser, username alphabetter, is dead!!!!!!!! )> E<nowiki>=</nowiki>8O }}==
=={{Red truth|( excepting you, every single player was intentionally killed because of someone who was there!!!!!!!!! )> *-Uw9 }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players were ever on during the White Eyes Incident, starting after the glowstone E was first discovered!!!!!!!!! )> >:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players ever intentionally performed any actions related to the White Eyes Incident!!!!!!!!!! )> @u@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( there isn't any secret killer who's gonna hand you the solution! you're not gonna open the server back up!! )> </3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( AND!!!!!!!!!! )> >:@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( YOU GET ZERO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! )> >:>>>>>> }}==
</div>

== Epilogue ==

{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|you good?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|S, Sorry, yeah, just, umm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|I don't understand why she's being... Like... Such a bitch??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|And uhm, I KNOW it's stupid to be caring about this this much, but like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... Emoticon can't play on the server, the hell does she care what happens to it?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Hitting me with some tough shit like that... Why doesn't she want anyone playing??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean. i doubt her intent is to stop you from playing minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like .. i dont think she's a bully}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|shes not doing this just to piss ppl off}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like what we were talking about before, with her knowledge of the game}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|So then she's just showing off?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|You said that wasn't totally right, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i think a better way to put it is just... having fun}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i dont think she can do that a lot.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she doesnt get to do shit with people yknow. she doesnt get to grab food or go outside or play minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and i. get that}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|... I- I get it too. Uh, but, not in exactly the same way...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol yeah}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so when you watch everyone having fun and doing whatever and you wanna join in, youve gotta find some other way}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|if you can only talk thru text then its easy to insert yourself as part of a story}} <^v- grahhh change these lines ithink
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so you play the part of the villain messing everyone up. and everyone pays attention to you and has fun tryna defeat you and whatever}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like. a way to play the game on the same level}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and its low stakes, and if they beat you, no harm done}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...it's low stakes, yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|So she just wanted to play a game...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Uhm... Well... In a way, i, it's been fun playing against her...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|S, Still out of pocket for her to try and shut down the server though lmao.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she wasn't the one acting as herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...huh.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess she wasn't.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also did you just say lmao out loud}}

At the end of the episode, after a short period, Nurse Cap speaks to the admins and explains that she was convinced of Herobrine's existence. However, she continues, she's managed to appease Herobrine, coming to a mutual understanding, which allows the server to open again.

{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'm glad you agree with me )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...uh, yeah.}}

{{Dia|Spike|WELL. DUDES. I GUESS THAT SETTLES THAT. LETS ROLLBACK THIS CRAP}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|To when, though?}}
{{Dia|Spike|WELL, SINCE ALL THE DEATHS AFTER NURSE CAPS WERE CAUSED BY HEROBRINE... LET'S JUST GO BACK TO HER FUNERAL}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Seriously?}}

==Trivia==
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="DON'T CLICK" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
*Even after Diffuser's death, there is still one message that appears in chat afterwards:
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
**No players are online at the time this message displays, meaning it does not factor into their logic or reasoning.
</div>

==References==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

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Nurse Cap

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Nurse Cap is a contestant in [[The Wiki Camp 2]], previously a hospital attendant now on break to give it her all for a chance to earn [[CLOUT]].

==Appearance==
Nurse Cap is a paper cap with a [[red cross]] in the front. She is rarely seen with her eyes fully open. Her arms may sometimes not be rendered but don't be scared they're there okay? Don't be afraid or concerned alright? Chill.

== Personality ==
Nurse Cap is devious and enjoys messing with people, although her extreme anxiety leads her to fail at pulling that off more often than not. Whenever she feels she could be useful in a [[situation]] she becomes over eager to help, sometimes getting ahead of herself and making things harder instead.

== History ==
Nurse Cap spent most of her early life practicing medicine, bettering her medical skills before trying to find a job as a nurse and instead landing one as an attendant. Nurse Cap quickly decided to put her life of labor on hold over the promise of '''CLOUT''' after clicking an online ad leading her to The Wiki Camp 2, her public debut as a contestant.
===Challenge 1===
<small>''Main article: [[Challenge 1]]''</small>

Nurse Cap started her page with a simple description of herself before starting to work on the section about her frame data, which took a few days before it reached it's completion and then, once done with that, she decided it would be enough for now. This feeling would last less than 48 hours before anxiety set in about it not being enough. Once Nurse Cap rushed to her page to add onto it she found the Matchups section without any recollection of writing it herself, containing excerpts of a conversation she thought private. Worried but desperate for an addition to her page, she left it as is.

To keep her mind off her worries about her entry, she spent her days waiting for the results by repeatedly and incessantly looking up pictures of Blini Cat until she was notified of her placement, ''4th'' with a score of ''456''. With the momentary sense of pride providing her energy she decided to attend [[Mark Genuine's Funeral]] to pay respects in good will as well as to spot her fellow contestants, staying until she realized the heinous crime the departed committed in life.
===Challenge 2===
<small>''Main article: [[Host]]''</small>

Seeing as the second challenge was to create or join a team, Nurse Cap teamed up with [[Diary]] to fulfill her dream of going pro and creating an eSports team. Not long after a flubbed advertisement campaign the team was soon flooded with well-meaning misguided people which Nurse Cap tried her best to take in stride, making some new bonds within the newly formed HaZe.

Just as Nurse Cap was getting adjusted to the team they had formed, a dubious decision by the [[Mike and Spike|wiki administrators]] caused HaZe to be merged with three other teams with the surprisingly common acronym "HOST" for a name. Nurse Cap believed this to be highly disorienting and a hit to what used to be a (more) concise and understandable team image, fearing bad results in the challenge or even elimination. After taking note of her team's remarkable performance, Nurse Cap was [[Host/Chat logs/November|noticeably ecstatic]].
===Challenge 3===
<small>''Main article: [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&oldid=26878 Edit War]''</small>

For Challenge 3, Nurse Cap wanted to be responsible for one of the early edits despite being devoid of ideas for her edit. After a lot of trouble attempting to think of the perfect edit, Nurse Cap decided to take a big risk and summon [[Beatrice]], offering her allegiance to the witch until the end of time in exchange of a good edit for the challenge. For Beatrice's edit, she created a game hearkening back to [[Umineko no Naku Koro ni|those she previously inhabited.]]

Although all Nurse Cap intended was for Beatrice to make an edit to the page her summoning had bound the witch to this [[The Wiki Camp 2|game board]] until the game was over, a fact Nurse Cap had yet to be made aware of, Beatrice instead deciding to dwell on the Edit War page in her boredom in an attempt to better understand her surroundings. During her stay on the page, Beatrice [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&direction=next&oldid=27030 made acquaintances with] [[Emoticon]] which sparked her curiosity over creatures in this board who could interact with her. Once Beatrice was done with her stay in Edit War, she [[Beatrice|created a familiar space for her to dwell in]] during her stay in The Wiki Camp.

Meanwhile, Nurse Cap remained clueless of any of this, a thing she is very good at doing. Nurse Cap refused to look at Edit War out of fear and anxiety, only thinking about it when results dropped. After a while, she was [[Host/Chat_logs/December|made aware of Beatrice's stay in Edit War]] but not in excruciating detail. Upon checking the challenge [[Challenge 3: Edit War#Challenge Results|results]], Nurse Cap was satisfied enough with her score of ''313.82'', simply happy to pull her own weight.

===Challenge 4===
<small>''Main article: [[Hecate's Mirror]]''</small>

Nurse Cap attempted to document the existence of one of her belongings, recounting the legend it's closely related to. Failing that, she decides the untidy environment of her home she'd kept herself trapped inside for the last few months was the issue. She then decided to write her entry in the club room HaZe held IRL events in. Finding it a much more comforting space than her can-covered dirty room, she stayed in the room silently for the duration of the entire challenge (and has yet to return to her home.) Once again failing to write her entry, she [[Hecate's Mirror/Board|employed the help of the Golden Witch yet again.]]

Inside a cat box, [[Hecate's Mirror/Game|Nurse Cap and Beatrice played a friendly, although high-stakes, game]]. Nurse Cap narrowly claimed victory, but took it easy on the witch and decided to believe in her magic nonetheless. Outside the cat box, [[Dora]] [[Hecate's Mirror/Answers|coincidentally walked into an incredibly alarmed Nurse Cap, and they had a brief chat about the tale of the Mirror]], leading Nurse Cap to vocalize her strange conclusion about its origin. She also overshared ever so slightly but it's OK.

Her entry, which she had forgotten she'd even submitted, placed ''18th'' and scored ''214.9'' points. She had no particular thoughts over her own score but was happy her team went another challenge without an elimination. With her mind otherwise unoccupied, she instead focused her energy on nothing actually

===Challenge 5===
<small>''Main article: [[Girl Host]]''</small>

In a yet unknown [[Discord]] server, [[Girl Host#Reception|Nurse Cap was notified of the existence of a strange visual novel]] with a character strangely alike her, [[Kinning|though not in the usual sense in which someone would say that to her]]. In an act of endless curiosity, she ultimately decided to give the story a read despite how strange the experience of reading it could prove.

Upon reading the text she found the frivolous conversations contained within weirdly mirrored experiences she'd had in her real life not too long ago, as proven by further leaked Discord messages.
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Furthermore, she found herself unable to recall the game's ending when pressed about her thoughts on it, though she'd usually not bat an eye at forgetting a detail about [[Konata Izumi|a piece of slice of life media]], she couldn't help but feel she was forgetting {{Blink|text=something important}}. ''392.25'' points were mysteriously added to the uninvolved Nurse Cap's score tally. How weird! Whoa! Strange! I guess

===Challenge 6===

Wanting to join in on editing the [[Rhythm game]] page by scrubbing all mentions of Rhythm Heaven, Nurse Cap goes for a walk hoping to hit her nearest arcade and record some hot [[jubeat]] gameplay. She got lost on her way back home for a few months.

===Challenge 7===
<small>''Main article: [[Talk:Nurse Cap/declaration|it's a bit of a mouthful]]''</small>

Finally reaching home [[Talk:Smobo/declaration|she finds herself at risk of being sent away from her beloved team of old and instead put onto brand new ground]] by [[Talk:Dora/declaration|a strange set of dominos]]. In retaliation, she goes for petty revenge, attempting to take [[Dora]] along with her to [[Wanted contestants]].

===Challenge 8===
<small>''Main article: [[Gehenna]]''</small>

Nurse Cap found herself bothered in the middle of her napnap arc, being called by a mysterious stranger and asked to do a tutorial about something she didn't really understand to some other strange voice on the other end of the line. That lasted about thirty minutes and then she went back to napnap. I love napnap so much

===Challenge 9===

She used her phone in bed and browsed websites. Some of the data seemed to [[Sammer's Kingdom|leak onto somewhere weird]] but she doesn't know anything about that she just likes the phone.

===Challenge 10===

In the interest of remaining a girl who browses websites, Nurse Cap decided to use her computer. On her computer she found her fellow Wiki Camp-chans playing [[Minecraft]] and decided to join on a whim, because [[Pangya|online games]] are kinda like if websites were good really. Surprised to find a hardcore server upon joining, she decided to try and show off with a paltry little trick and finds herself instantly paying for it, instantly booted out of the server due to dying the [[death]].

But the real game started after stupid little Minecraft was over, actually. And no I'm not just saying this because she died shut the fuck up. On the outside of the Catserver she was soon visited by Beatrice again, who revealed Emoticon who revealed they were about to partake in another [[When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident|Witches' Game]], in which she would butt heads to prove that her fellow players' deaths were not supernatural.

Once done with the game she found herself more willing to think about the perspectives of people around her that she once wouldn't spare a thought to, especially regarding a few of her fellow competitors. Can't get any vaguer than that can you

== Gameplay==
In her most notorious incarnation, Nurse Cap is a defensive beast. She mainly relies on punishing opponents with her high speed and range, solid power and 2nd Super Art which can be [[combo]]'d into multiple ways.

==Trivia==

*Nurse Cap needs to repaint her cross every day
*she is a the [[object]]
*Nurse Cap is in pursuit of the forbidden art of [[YouTube Poop]]
*Nurse Cap hates cooking
*Nurse Cap writes poetry but she would never share it
*The Wiki Camp 2 is now once again open for editing
*Tygreenie's Discord account is Tygreenie#2763.

{{Template:Wanted contestants}}

|-|Gallery=
<gallery heights="200" widths="200">
NurseAsset.png|The bare essentials. Symbolizes ''Potential'' and ''Health'' to come after trying times.
NurseVIcon.png|A [[voting icon]] in the style of a reality TV show.
NurseAlt1.png|One of Nurse Cap's alternate outfits.
Super art 2.gif|Nurse Cap's notorious SA2 as seen in [[Wiki Moment 2]].
Quite strange.png|A David-like version of Nurse Cap. Source unknown.
Scheam.gif|Who the fuck is this? Source unknown.

</gallery>

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=== Standing normals ===

{{FrameData|5LP|[[File:Nurse5LP.png]]|6|2|10|+7|+5|200|Mid|Pretty fast button, makes for a good reset point. Those plus frames are nothing to scoff at. }}

{{FrameData|5MP|[[File:Nurse5MP.png]]|7|8|10|-2|-1|400|Mid|Extremely good defensive option in neutral, enough active frames to keep them away. }}

{{FrameData|5HP|[[File:Nurse5HP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Mid|Extremely infamous button. Inflicts hard knockdown. The [[fighting game community]] refers to getting hit by this move as 'getting nursefaced.'{{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|5LK|[[File:Nurse5LK.png]]|5|2|8|+9|+6|150|Mid|Tied for her fastest normal button, PITIFUL fucking range. Laugh at this attack. Go hahaha at it. Pretty useful in tandem with her first-aid kit.}}

{{FrameData|5MK|[[File:Nurse5MK.png]]|9|6|10|+2|+1|400|Mid|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|5HK|[[File:Nurse5HK.png]]|10|6|8|-4|-3|500|Mid|Nurse Cap kicks the air, causing a low quality explosion to appear. Since the kick itself doesn't have a hitbox it's possible to low profile this move as certain characters.}}

=== Crouching normals ===

{{FrameData|cLP|[[File:NursecLP.png]]|5|2|8|+7|+5|150|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cMP|[[File:NursecMP.png]]|8|4|11|+2|0|400|Low|why is it the same but fstrethcwd ???? Sterched {{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|cHP|[[File:NursecHP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cLK|[[File:NursecLK.png]]|5|2|6|+10|+8|100|Low|stupidg move. Doesn't link into itself. }}

{{FrameData|cMK|[[File:NursecMK.png]]|7|4|15|+1|-1|300|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cHK|[[File:NursecHK.png]]|10|10|18|-10|-7|500|Low|The high active frames, knockdown and the low hitbox have earned this move many comparisons to tripwire. It's not that useful but it's pretty funny therefore you should overuse it, trust.}}

=== Jumping normals ===

{{FrameData|jLP|[[File:NursejLP.png]]|7|2|8|+7|+5|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMP|[[File:NursejMP.png]]|10|6|16|+2|0|400|High|In case it's unclear, she is exploding you with her mind in this move. }}

{{FrameData|jHP|[[File:NursejHP.png]]|14|4|19|-8|-6|1|High|dawwww look at the little nurse cap aww thats so sweet :) ohh thats so nice :D }}

{{FrameData|jLK|[[File:NursejLK.png]]|6|2|8|+5|+3|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMK|[[File:NursejMK.png]]|7|4|8|+1|-1|300|High|You probably don't need [[experts|me]] to tell you this crosses up. }}

{{FrameData|jHK|[[File:NursejHK.png]]|20|6|25|-12|-11|600|High|If the opponent is grounded, this move knocks down. }}

=== Universal ===

{{FrameData|Taunt|[[File:NurseTaunt.png]]|N/A|N/A|60|N/A|N/A|N/A|N/A|Nyoron... }}

=== Specials ===

{{FrameData|First-aid Toss (236K)|[[File:Nurse236K.png]]|15|8|16|+5|+3|200/100|Mid/Low|Nurse Cap tosses a persistent first-aid kit, distance depending on which kick button is pressed. The first-aid kit interacts with every kick from Nurse Cap, propelling it forwards and damaging (100) the opponent if they're in it's trajectory. Can be blocked mid while the kit is in midair but needs to be blocked low once it's grounded. Hits for 200 in midair. Can be used for very effective mixups. Unblockables are possible but require extreme precision.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Poke (236P)|[[File:Nurse236P.png]]|20|6|10|+3|+2|200|Mid|Nurse Cap summons a friend for a far-reaching poke. Pretty good for adding some pressure in neutral. Scalpel has their own hurtbox, hitting them does not damage Nurse Cap but it does trigger a stagger animation for Scalpel after which they disappear.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Swipe (214P)|[[File:Nurse214P.png]]|20|8|+30 (Launch)|+3|+2|400|High|Nurse Cap summons a friend for an upwards swipe. This attack is a launcher. As this hits high, it's very effective for resets. Just like in Poke, Scalpel has their own hurtbox that causes them to stagger and then disappear.}}

=== Super Arts ===

{{FrameData|Super Art 1 (632632P)|[[File:NurseSA1.png]]|1|10|1|+9|+9|100000|Low|Costs 1 bar. Terrible SA. Don't pick this one. Why would anyone ever use this. }}

{{FrameData|Super Art 2 (632632K)|[[File:NurseSA2.png]]|3 (First hit)|10|35|+30 (Launch)|-25|1800|Mid|Costs 1 bar. Finally an actually good move. This is her infamous Super Art, pretty much every respectable Nurse Cap player uses it. It dislocates her far, hits multiple times and launches. mediawiki how to flip image horizontal}}
|-|Matchups=

These are snippets from multiple unreleased interviews led by our [[experts]] that detail remarks Nurse Cap has made about many of the contestants of The Wiki Camp 2, lightly edited for the sake of brevity.

=== [[Ad]] ===

{{Dia|NurseStraight|[...] when I first saw them around I thought my browser extensions got wrecked again. I, um. }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|...I spent so much fucking time reinstalling my browser from scratch... }}

=== [[Bullseye]] ===

{{Dia|NurseTicked|[...] our colors are close enough to make me feel like I have to prove myself, wear it better or something. }}

=== [[Diary]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|Her entry reminds me of something that would be on [[Liquipedia]] or something }}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|And it made me wonder if she's ever tried any fighting games I could play. Like [[Marvel vs. Capcom|Marvel]] or [[Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike|Third Strike]] or something. Actually [...] }}

=== [[Emoticon]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] and I've been using [plain text emoticons] less, I'm not gonna lie. Like, um... How does this work, y'know? }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I get fuckin' ... stressed wondering if I'm giving her access to my chatlogs or some shit... }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|Uhmm... Anyway. }}

=== [[Gamer]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] I thought the same about Gamer. It'd be cool to spend quarters with both of them, um, if they'd take me. }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|W... Well... That... depends on how things shake out. I can't be caught acting all casual with ENEMIES. }}
{{Dia|NurseGay|Boy am I glad this is a personal conversation! Uh, thanks for hearing me ramble [[experts|[NAME OMITTED]]]. }}

=== [[Mandelly]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|I'll never forget what Mandelly said to me that day. It changed the course of my life forever.}}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|What was it they said again?}}

=== [[Padlock]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[Padlock] approached me and we talked about fighting and stuff. I ended up, um, showing him some moves and...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I have... NO idea how he would feel if he found out most of the shit I do is just copied off random fighting games...}}
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|...and I've been making up ridiculous 'move names' to see how bad I can make them before he questions it. Ever hear about the 'nurseface'? <small>snicker</small>}}

=== [[Paper Niko]] ===
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|What, a platform fighter? <small>scoff</small> I've played plenty of fighters, I bet I could pick those up no problem anyway!}}

Our [[experts]] then got Nurse Cap to try a platform fighter for the first time.

{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|What do you mean there's a BUTTON for blocking? Only two attack buttons...?}}
{{Dia|NurseScared|EVERY ATTACK IS A COMMAND NORMAL?!}}

She did not take a single stock.

=== [[Sock Hater]] ===
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|[...] always looking at me sketchy, like that... Sock Hater or something...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I tried being a little friendly to all the contestants but it felt like he looked through me completely or, something...}}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|...When I cross people I tend to REMEMBER that, so I don't think I ever did anything to him...}}

</tabber>

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-08-23T22:13:11Z

WITCH:

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{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}

[[When They Craft]] is an English visual novel series produced by [[Girl Host Team]], following the release of [[Girl Host]]. The first episode, titled ''The White Eyes Incident'', was published on July 31st, 2024, with subsequent episodes expected to release in the coming year.

The story follows a group of players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server experiencing a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of everybody involved, known as '''The White Eyes Incident'''. Due to their unsolvable nature, these killings are explained as the actions of a supernatural entity, and because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine. [[Nurse Cap]], as the main protagonist, is tasked with proving whether this supernatural narrative is true.

== Characters ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}}
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="description s" data-collapsetext="no descriptions">
Nurse Cap
A former professional gamer, former hospital attendant and former member of Host.
A bundle of nerves in the shape of a paper cap, though she's slowly coming into her own. She loves anime but dislikes keeping up with seasonals. Sometimes she wants to be the bully but she gets pushed around instead.

Her relevance relies on her previous run-ins with the occult, stemming from her stints with escapism. Through her experience with Beatrice she now once again finds herself seated, on the side of Mystery.

Dora

Diffuser

Noah
One of the only debuters in the Wiki Camp 2, and a stalwart force of team Epic Evil.

A self-described paragon of justice, Noah is an incredibly powerful boy who has taken it upon himself to rid the world of evil. There is a lot of work for him, as his description of evil applies to almost every being in the universe. He is a known universe hopper, meeting multiple separate versions of himself, and scales to Complex Multiversal Level if pushed.

These abilities do not affect his Minecraft gameplay, where he is just a tryhard. Several player deaths prior were his doing.

Azalea
A member of the internationally recognized terrorist group "The Mario Party"
Her existence as a computer program makes her capable of extreme acts of terrorism, but her powers can be severely limited by the system she inhabits.

As the last surviving member of The Mario Party on the server, she is determined to

She was previously only known as "The Computer." Her current name was chosen from a newfound interest in plants.

Sock Hater
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
He's quick to get annoyed, not very smart, and often holds no specific role on the team. Despite being a userbox who escaped from a digital environment into the real world, he holds little connection to computers or wikis.

Has an ongoing feud with socks.

Padlock
The founder, leader, and hacker of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
Responsible for many of the team's biggest heists, he does not work well on his own, but is considered good at planning for others. Values the bond with his teammates immensely, but is not above

Has an ongoing feud with Toy Blocks.

Toy Blocks
The former recordkeeper for the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."

The most levelheaded member of the team, she was responsible for keeping the team in check, though she has been less active post her elimination. Her tendency to get caught in minute details makes

She was formerly an object made of many disconnected pieces, but was transformed into a human after a strange and mysterious incident.

Has an ongoing feud with Padlock.

Go Sign
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
Has the anomalous ability to force anything in front of him to move forwards, although it is unaware of this.

A novice at robbery compared to the more experienced members of the Crew, his positive attitude is his greatest weapon. One day, he may even discover his hidden ability...

</div>

The first episode begins by showing various conversations between players of the server and [[Mike and Spike|the admins]]. As dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, many players ask them to either roll back or restart the server; however, because Herobrine can traverse through Minecraft servers, he would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective. As such, the admins deem the server unplayable and close it indefinitely.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO, SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to, to,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort. To get the server back}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It IS frustrating. I was having fun too, and it's annoying we can't convince the mods or anything.}}
{{TeamDia||WC|''A pause in the conversation.''}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know, you're the only one who wasn't directly affected by Herobrine. That means you're kind of the most impartial party.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess so. Why?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|Just thinking...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure this out?}}

== Chapter Zero: Fucked it up ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident is the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there is nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth, where he places similar structures throughout a player's world.

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Lemme pull up the [[Host/Chat logs|chat logs]]...}}

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempts to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicks, becoming the first person to die on the server the day of the White Eyes Incident, and the only one unrelated to it.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's up?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh shit.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...alright, it's pretty obvious that anyone could've built the glowstone thing...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Just gotta... find a mundane way all the actual deaths could've happened, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|"Find a mundane way"? That seems awfully single-minded...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|Wh-}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Who's there? Where'd you come from!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''A mote of gold leaf seems to flit in the air, apparently unamused with Nurse Cap's behaviour.''}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''Suddenly, the golden speck begins to swirl around the tired girl, joined by another spark, then another, then ten golden butterflies, then ten thousand more, as the room is filled with a blinding crackle of light that coallesces into...!''}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I'm- I'm sorry...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...who?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|:0??????}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|You two know each other?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato12|Teamless|We've made parlance, yes, and I've been teaching her a few of my tricks!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, we met back during the [[Edit War|edit war]] )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|She's a good conversationalist, if a bit... flat.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...is she really a good opponent for me, though? I didn't even think she could play Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( i mean, i can't. unless you count being a sign painter as playing )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:D <( but i assure you... )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|>:3 <( i am more than qualified to be your opponent )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|What the fuck????}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Unlike you, Emoticon took to magic ''very'' quickly.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c <( you remember how this works, right? {{Red truth|red truth is red truth, everything stated in red must be absolutely true? )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Y-yeah, I remember the rules, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|So, you really wanna fight against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( listen, i gotta go up to bat for herobrine! we have a lot in common )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|#^^ <( besides the immaterial entity stuff, people keep making hoaxes of both of us, and it makes everyone think we're not real! that sucks!!! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:3 <( so i am FULLY ready to defend my friend's existence, and proving you wrong is just a side effect of that. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|W-well, um...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Bring it on!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|I'm ready to deny him AND all your claims, if it gets the server back!!}}

== Chapter One: Heroic retribution ==
Following her death, [[Nurse Cap's Funeral|a funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave is made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> is held in Nurse Cap's honour, bringing every player to the same location. Afterwards, most of the players disperse, with The Computer leaving first. After entering her base, she complains about an odd structure that has mysteriously appeared. Before she is able to explain what it is, she is quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

Seeing the death message, every player rushes to The Computer's base. Upon breaking the iron door to get inside, they find her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version seen in-game is a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

Assuming her death to be perpetrated by an outside source, the players realize it would have been impossible for the killer got in or out of the room: The Computer's base has only one entrance, an iron door that can only be opened from the inside; the door does not seem to have been tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there are no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody is able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This is the first major piece of evidence that a supernatural entity is at play, with the current common understanding being that the shrine summoned Herobrine into the world, and that he is now acting maliciously.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} why is it on fire}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} isn't this the herobrine shrine? :interrobang:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

</br>
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> u^.^u}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( here's how it went down )> >:>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset, so she went to get rid of it, but herobrine didn't like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> <OoO>}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having, uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like, she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Wait, The C., if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|How does the base work? Why's it so difficult to get in?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its got an iron door that only opens from the inside}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so someone would have to break into it to kill me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but yknow nobody could find anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|That doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|W-well, there's, like, SO many different kinds of traps in the game. Come on, it's such a simple explanation!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, which is why it's the first thing everyone already thought of )> UuU}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( remember, {{Red truth|everyone on the server looked in and around the base for signs of tampering, and not counting the shrine or stalactite, they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary!}} how'd this hypothetical killer fit a trap in there?? )> <:0c}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Ghh,, I mean, nobody here is an EXPERT at the game. Maybe everybody missed something? That would explain how it got TC as well.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>L# <( wow, that's pretty mean )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:^/ <( and also, contradictory. you're saying someone here set up this complicated trap, but nobody's good enough to do it? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Well... uh.. (shit...)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Actually... does it have to have been someone we know of? I don't think anyone was keeping track of the player list the whole time.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Maybe, someone else joined the server with intent to grief us, and they were the one who set up this trap!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ohhhh shit. that makes sense we do have a lot of haters}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( alright, so, an unknown individual you have no evidence of set up an unknown trap you have no evidence of )> <<?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|It's still more likely than ''Herobrine''! It makes perfect sense!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Come on, um, prove me wrong with that red truth of yours!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|l.l <( no )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseGay|WC|You could've denied me properly, but you were all fancy with "everyone on the server". Doesn't that say enough? Doesn't that show you know my argument is right??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!!! )> >:@}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( it wasn't a trap! the killer was there and actually did something directly to kill the computer!!!! )> >X<}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Tch...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|Emoticon, dear, I understand that you're used to adding onto what people say...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|...but do be careful with your tongue. You gave your opponent a good hint.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( whateverrrrrrr )> ..,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|A good hint...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Hey, there are a lot of other contestants who, y'know, mess with technology... like, what if the server was invaded by, um, [[Image]], or [[the Eater of Wikis]], or, {{Blink|someone else I'm forgetting}}?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( well, first off, i think image died )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:/ <( second off: those answers aren't valid for your side! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|@N@ <( remember, you're arguing this point to convince the admins to bring back the server. if you say it was because of some Other unknowable unstoppable entity, that doesn't help your case )}}
{{TeamDia|Beato11|Teamless|Exactly. {{Red truth|Blaming any entity which acts outside of the rules of this game is functionally identical to blaming Herobrine!!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Shit, that's sound...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Well- um.. what counts as "the rules of this game?"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|What if someone was- was regular hacking, or used glitches? Pretty common to exploit shit like that in Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would be a really boring answer )> >:P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i can promise, {{Red truth|there were no glitche-}}
{{Red truth|gl-}}
{{Red truth|-ggHGHHKDF}}
HHKKJ-OWOWww what thFuck wait}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( there we go )> <<<<<"}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what the FUCK was that??? )> 0o@}}
{{TeamDia|Beato10|Teamless|Your carelessness shows your naivete...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|{{Red truth|If you attempt to use the red truth to speak a falsehood, you will choke.}} Be cautious with your words.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( wow. having a mouth must SUCK )> >:0}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i know right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was tryna say "there were no glitches or hacking on the server" )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but i guess, like, stuff like tnt dupers<ref>A common glitch used to duplicate lit TNT for farming purposes</ref> or whatever mean that's not TECHNICALLY true )> 8/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so, uh....... )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( nobody hacked into or modded the server, and no glitches or exploits were directly relevant to the white eyes incident itself )> u.u}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( is THAT sufficient? )> >:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I... I guess so, for now.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hey, TC said she wasn't paying super close attention.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Are we, like, sure that nobody just broke in??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( like i said, {{Red truth|no evidence of any changes to the base were found, other than the obvious}} )> B)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Well, are we sure they didn't just replace the blocks after killing her?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would've taken time! and there were soo many people on the scene right after!! )> <:<}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also, yeah i wasnt paying super close attention, but i think i wldve heard someone breaking in lmao}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wwell... still..... it's possible...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|If you missed the sound, and they were quick with it, it's totally possible for them to break a couple blocks, place a stalactite, break it, and leave!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|/:/ <( c'mon, you're not gonna open the locked room with boring answers like that )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|LL <( {{Red truth|no block breaking was at all involved in the computer's death, save for the one segment of dripstone to directly kill her.}} happy? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|..........}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|''She clicks her tongue.''}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer teleported in with an ender pearl, the killer followed The Computer through the door before she closed it, the killer opened the door from the outside using a power source, The Computer accidentally killed herself using dripstone and is lying about Herobrine.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( {{Red truth|no teleporting happened!! the killer definitely moved into and out of the room!}} because herobrine can tunnel through walls undetected, of course. {{Red truth|the computer closed the door before anyone else could enter! nothing was placed on the outside of the room that was relevant to this death!!! and, the killing was definitely intentional, nor was it a suicide!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wtf happened, then??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^ <( herobrine went in through the walls, summo}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's a room that-}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|ned some dripstone, and slaughtered her easily!! )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|-that the killer went in and out of, but no blocks were broken or placed, and they didn't use the door...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hold on. How does this base fucking work at all?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|There's one door that you can't open from the outside? How do you get in??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its to stop people from coming in when im in}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|whenever i head out i just leave it open lol}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|......}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then, it's not a locked- a locked room at all!!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wait wdym}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer could have hid inside the room before The Computer even got there, then she went in and closed the door and got killed!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( c'mon, she would've totally noticed someone hiding inside )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yea im ngl i think i would have}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( plus, {{Red truth|no players were in the room before the computer entered!}} )> ^:V}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Gah!!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|This is SO simple. All you need is some way to quickly get in and out of the room without... without violating anything in red!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's just annoying that I can't figure out what that way ''is''.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|kind of just describing a locked room there}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^c <( i suppose you've given up? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|No!! I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I can't solve this right now, but if all I need is one little piece, I'm not gonna give up!}} [maybe remove stuff after this?]
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah might b worth it 2 like}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|strategic retreat for now, look at the other murders}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|see if you figure out anything new}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Yeah. Yeah!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'll count this as a win for me until then )> :0<}}

== Chapter Two: Third case ==
Following the previous chapter, now that two deaths have happened and two strange builds have appeared in such quick succession, the server is on edge, and many players begin to suspect each other of killing. Taking advantage of this distrust, Padlock, Go Sign, Sock Hater, and Toy Blocks plan to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it is both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]]. They easily sneak into the base, with nobody left alive to defend it. The members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] mine out the structure, collect all of The Computer's dropped items (save her iron boots), steal as many valuables from her chests as possible.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} all im saying is :neutral_face:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} the computer dies, and the heist crew is stealing her stuff right after :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} really makes you think who killed her :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} What}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE AREN'T}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} stealing is bad don't do it >:(}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} DEFINITELY NOT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} oh ok :)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Guys. What's the point in trying to hide it.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We outnumber every living player 4 to 3.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so you guys DID kill her!!! :head_explosion:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} It's the principle of the thing}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Thieves shouldn't admit to their thievery}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah, TB, you should know that by now}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's that supposed to mean??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} if you're stealing her stuff can i have her sword}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wait hold on.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We're stealing her stuff but we did not fucking kill her.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} yeah, we're not the ultimate MURDER crew}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} I kind of appreciate that name}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Can we be the Ultimate Murder Crew?}}

Once UHC returns to the UHCHCHC<ref>The Ultimate Heist Crew HardCore Hideout Center</ref>, the group begins to organize their stolen loot. The members of the team argue briefly over who gets to keep what. At the same time, Dora finds another unexplainable structure: a long tunnel dug into a cave with redstone torches lining the walls. She keeps this knowledge secret from the members of UHC, suspicious of their actions surrounding The Computer.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yo diffuser}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} come over here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what :question_mark:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} oh wow :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} who built this? :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} what is it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} noah where are you}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you should look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where no evil beings can come}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What did you guys find?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} not telling}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} ??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} u guys totally killed tc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} yeah, so you don't get to have our secret info :face_with_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Whatever, you're just jealous we got all her stuff}}

Before they are able to fully put everything away, a massive hole suddenly and inexplicably opens up beneath the UHCers. Everyone dies of fall damage, except for Toy Blocks, who successfully water bucket clutches at the bottom. However, she doesn't get a chance to explore or figure out what happened, as Herobrine kills her using an explosion shortly afterwards.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Wherever shall we put the shrine?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} In the middle of the floor would look nice.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We'd have to get rid of some of the carpet though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Who cares?}}
{{MCMessage|IHATESOCK fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|joketeller48 fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|Padlock_Is_COOL fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|bajablaster005 was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ????}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So is that it, or...?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Like, fall damage?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I'm not sure what the trick is here, but dying of fall damage isn't... supernatural, is it??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it is though!! )> >_>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( think about it, they were in the base already, not anywhere near a cliff or whatever )> :V}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but suddenly, a MASSIVE hole appears beneath their feet )> <0o0>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it's like the entire chunk was removed at once! how do you explain that?? )> ?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Okay, but that just means there was, um, a trap or something, right?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Like, just set up some TNT under them and shit, right? Pack a bunch in there. Like, uhm, a piston mechanism, with TNT at the bottom.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that leaves the last one though, damn... There isn't a player named Herobrine on the server, is there?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I, I mean, everyone would have seen them join...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:? <( ummm. yeah )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( that theory only really works for the falling part )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>;) <( also: {{Red truth|no redstone dust, redstone blocks, nor redstone torches were used to kill the UHCers, both as blocks, AND as crafting components! )}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( i'm not gonna let you try to come up with stupid redstone trap-X's for the entire battle )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|For both types of deaths?! Kill me already...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that's what the red truth says )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Okay, sure...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean... it's not like you HAVE to use redstone to blow someone up. Like, you could manually activate TNT, or use end crystals, or whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|O, Oh! End crystals! It isn't redstone but it explodes!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|That's how Toy Blocks was blown up!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|-_- <( well duh. herobrine placed the end crystals or whatever and blew up toy blocks )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|... That's... fucking stupid... but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|Back to the falling part. Maybe a command block or something? Like, /fill would accomplish this, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:/ <( no! {{Red truth|no commands were used for the entire white eyes incident!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:< <( feel like that should basically fold into "no exploits" or whatever... )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|ok cool sure hfglhdfghbdgvfkmkhh}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|It's really hard to think of anything when I barely know what happened...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey uh}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|why not just. ask the victims}}

{{TeamDia|SockHater|UHC|Idk.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Not ENTIRELY sure.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|It was such a blur!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|What.... um..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Uh,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|''jesus christ why do i have to talk to people''}}
{{TeamDia|Go Sign|UHC|Our heist had gone perfectly... but alas!}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|We've never had a heist fail before<ref>Padlock is lying.</ref>, dude! This "Herobrine" really is a tough one.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|Yeah, I mean, I'm kinda pissed we lost all that progress...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|...but it's kind of awesome that, y'know, the only way we could be beaten was supernaturally.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Well, I-I'm, kind of trying to, prove that false, so...}}
{{TeamDia|SockHaterHappy|UHC|It's weird he even wanted to kill us. I'm really not the type to be haunted.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Clearly, retaliation for our theft... never this vengeful a target has been our opponent!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So,, none of you know anything,?}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|I mean, I guess I saw a little more...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocks|UHC|When we placed down the shrine, there was this weird sound, like-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Right!! A bunch of blocks suddenly breaking!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksDetermined|UHC|-.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|And then, the floor suddenly all broke around us, and everyone died.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|Except me!!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|I water bucketed at the bottom of the pit, but there wasn't anything there that I could see.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksPissed|UHC|And then I blew up and died.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksSilly|UHC|I don't really know if that's useful, but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean,, that sure makes it sound like a weird trap, and not something supernatural.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Maybe the real killer just built-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Nah, it can't have been planned ahead.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|If it really WAS a trap, how'd they know we were gonna steal the shrine and then bring it to that specific room of our base?}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|}}

* not entirely sure how this should go tbhh
* oh shit wait you can nametag hostile mobs. maybe that's how toy blocks died. but how would that even work..... and how would she not notice...

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S-so, if you can rename a hostile mob, and then get it to activate an explosive somehow...}}

== Intermission ==
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Man, I don't get it.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|What's Emoticon's stake in this anyways? I don't really buy her earlier excuse.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|oh no shes for sure hiding her real motive}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH AGAIN}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|I don't know how you keep getting me like this. But it is fishy, right?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like she is hiding her true reason that much is obvious to me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i dont think its anything sinister}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, its just a video game. and a logic battle. the stakes arent that high}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well duh. But like, what does she gain from this?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|If it wasn't literally impossible for her to play minecraft, I would just say that she's the culprit.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats right, she cant really press buttons on a keyboard or anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i wouldnt say she isnt participating in the server at all}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But it's literally impossible for her to play! She doesn't even have a body!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|N-no offense,}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol dw}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but what i mean is that theres a reason that emoticon is your opponent here and not that witch lady}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, what does it mean to be a [[gamer]]?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|To be highly skilled at video games, or at least well-versed.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|how would you measure that? like, for a specific game how could you define that skill?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm... Well, I guess you could do that in two ways. Your execution, and your knowledge of the game itself.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, the difference between labbing a combo and actually using it in a match, to speak my own language if I may.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Oh! So, like, even though Emoticon has zero execution skill, she's showing off her knowledge of the game?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ooh i think you might be onto something}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i feel like showing off is the wrong word for it though?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...not sure I get what you mean.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|doesnt rly matter rn}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lets get back to crimesolving}}

==Chapter Three: Moving in stasis==
Noah decides to take matters into his own hands, despite the accusations from the other survivors. He temporarily leaves his self-proclaimed impenetrable base in order to deliver justice to herobrine. Or at least, investigate Herobrine's motives.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's it!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} it's my job to destroy all evildoers}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i've been hiding in my impenetrable base for too long}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} ? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} protecting the innocent (me)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} when i SHOULD have been KILLING THE NOT INNOCENT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey quick question noah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} did you kill the heisters}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} of course not!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i just said i was hiding in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok but}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you've called them evil before :hushed:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you might have just killed them in order to enact justice!!! :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's a good point. i would do something like that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but i didn't. and if i did i would be more proud about it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok dude <<"}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but, that does make me think,}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that maybe, this "herobrine" is actually, like his name suggests, a "hero", and is actually a good guy}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} he killed tc too though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} she was also evil probably}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} compelling theory, but how can we be sure it's not just you... covering your own crimes up? :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} cause i said so}}

Dora discusses the strange tunnel she found with Diffuser, unsure of its purpose, when Noah arrives from his base. Noah explains that he's using an enderpearl stasis chamber<ref>A mechanism that allows enderpearls, an item which teleports the user, to be stored and activated remotely.</ref> set on a timer, allowing him to exit his base for a short period of time before he automatically returns, assuring that he has an out if anything goes wrong.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wht is this tunnel btw}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i'd assume the redstone torches were for some trap but they're so easily breakable}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} they're part of the original herobrine myth :smiling_imp:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he digs around all across the server and lines the tunnels with redstone torches so mobs can still spawn :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} that's like the fourth or fifth thing that must've been built in advance}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} assuming noahs not lying and tc/uhc really did die from traps}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} or herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he's kinda stupid too cause 1.18 made it so mobs can't spawn with any light :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} jesus christ you scared me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} are you gonna kill us :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} no}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here to confront herobrine once and for all}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and figure out if he's a good guy or not}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and if he's not.... you know what happens >:)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what if he's stronger than you :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i doubt it. i have maxed out gear}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ur wearing diamond not netherite tho}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i can't go to hell cause i'm not evil}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but also. i have a secret weapon}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} there's an enderpearl stasis chamber in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what is that :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} its a weird machine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} it lets you teleport back to a specific spot}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} yeah and it's on a timer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so if herobrine is ever about to kill me i can just hide and then i'll go back to my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where i'll be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i feel like . there are issues with that plan}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} first off what if he reads chat and fucks with it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} nah he won't}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i trust him}}

Dora, curious about the tunnel, and Noah, wanting to confront Herobrine, head down the redstone torch tunnel. After a little while [], Noah is suddenly teleported back to his base earlier than he set the timer. Before either he or Dora can figure out what happened, both are suddenly killed by a massive explosion.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah im breaking through the walls and whtever and i rly cant find anything}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so it's not a trap after all? :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} well theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} so many ways you can make one without it being obvious}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} clearly herobrine wants an honorable duel}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} honestly this is rly scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} the tunnel just keeps going}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} whered you go}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} my enderpearl activated somehow}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh oh :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but it's way too early!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i set the timer for WAY longer than this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hold on i gotta head there don;'t kill herobrine without me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} im going back to the entrance then}}
{{MCMessage|pendugolum was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|Noah was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :pensive:}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|well, I don't think so.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it doesn't make sense to kill the ultimate heist crew (all evildoers) and then me (paragon of justice) right.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|Unless maybe it's a scary unthinking monster.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|But, the killer seemed to act both emotionally and smart...ly.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|They only went after people who messed with their stuff, and did it in a way they couldn't be found.}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it's really easy to get messed up with names is the thing.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|like, with me and [[Evil Noah]], and all the other noahs. I'm the coolest and strongest and best one but we all have to share a name, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|And if you think we're all the same (which we aren't, because he's evil,) and then you tried to fight "Noah," you might be way overprepared or underprepared for where he scales.}}

*well clearly this is related to the nametagging hostile mob thing from earlier
*but also, this has to have been built so far in advance
*some other stuff

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Wait, this stuff with names is important.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, my whole logic here is you can nametag a hostile mob and make it show up in chat.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But, um,...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|''Nurse Cap quickly types something into her computer.''}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Yeah!! If you- if you nametag a ''pet'', like a dog or cat or whatever, then it dies, it ALSO shows up in chat!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( hm? )> :3<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'm not following, sorry )> u.u"}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well, you confirmed the deaths of Noah and Dora and the UCH- UHCers, right? But not The Computer!!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|S-so, maybe, her death was actually just a fucking cat or something dying, and that leaves her alive to... set up something else, I dunno.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wouldnt that make ME herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|XD <( could you fucking imagine?? )}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wtf lol. the accusation after i'm helping you}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I meAN, maybe you were just an accomplice... or like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I'm just. Covering all my bases.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|(o>o) <( no. {{Red truth|theComputeHer is absolutely and definitively dead}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( but honestly, good catch there. i should've used that for some trick )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Tch...}}

==Chapter Four: Open warehouse==
As the only player left on the server, Diffuser takes it upon themself to explore each crime scene in detail, expecting to be killed quickly. They first check down the tunnel that Dora and Noah went down, finding a massive crater but nothing else of note.

Assuming all the evidence was destroyed, Diffuser then heads to Noah's IMPENETRABLE BASE to break into it. This takes several minutes. Once inside, they find that the inside of the base has also been demolished, various items on the floor from inside chests. An activated enderpearl stasis chamber is in the corner of the room, with Noah's items scattered on the ground around it.

Taking Noah's gear for better protection, they head to the UHCHC to find the Herobrine shrine floating above a hole in the floor. At the bottom of the pit, there is another large crater with no real evidence.

Over the course of this chapter, Diffuser becomes more and more convinced that another being is with them, as they know they're the only person left on the server and that they didn't kill anyone. Strangely, while exploring the crater in UHCHC's base, they are killed by Herobrine in an unknown manner.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna be real herobrine :confused:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} if that is who you are :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} idr wanna play anymore if nobody else is here :pensive:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} sorry for whatever we did to upset you :man_shrugging:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna hop off soon :sleepy:}}
{{MCMessage|alphabetter tried to swim in lava whilst escaping Herobrine}}

*shortest logic battle, it's the same logic as above but even easier cause diffuser just needs to be hit by a mob and fall into lava
*emoticon: but wouldn't they notice? and where did the lava come from? there wasn't any reported by the uhcers!!
*nurse cap: ok but those are super easily explainable. in fact i think i know all the solutions.......

==Aftermath==
Once Diffuser dies, there is nobody left on the server, and it is left open for less than a day. Many alternate explanations for the White Eyes Incident are circulated (most centered around either Noah or the Ultimate Heist Crew.) However, since the incident affected everybody equally and no satisfying explanations are presented, the overwhelming consensus is that Herobrine really was the culprit, leading to Mike and Spike deciding not to bring the server back.

Although it is never stated in chat, after many of the players report occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to wiki editors calling it the "White Eyes Incident".

As the only player to never witness anything out of the ordinary, Nurse Cap remains unconvinced. Her connection to the server and desire for answers lead her to take it upon herself to prove the nonexistence of Herobrine. Emoticon (a character introduced in the final section of the episode) takes it upon herself to deny Nurse Cap's claims, feeling a kinship with Herobrine and desire to take part in the game. Aided by the Golden Witch Beatrice and The Computer, Emoticon and Nurse Cap engage in a [[logic battle]] to determine the true nature of the White Eyes Incident, marking the end of the first episode.

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="mechanical solutions" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|dude wtf}}

*nurse cap figures out the mechanical solution to each puzzle, they all just require someone to be there
*emoticon is like "ohh shit ok i won't deny these for now. but who did it?"
*both that nurse cap feels weird directly accusing someone but also. red truth is used to point out that literally everybody has a confirmed location when each murder happens, and they're not anywhere near
*bunch of solutions that keep getting shot down and get increasingly desperate

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then- then maybe }}

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|What if some of your "red truths" were actually ''maroon'' truths!!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|{{Red truth|RED TRUTH IS RED TRUTH! To deny it is to deny the very nature of the game itself!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|The game which, I remind you, is being played for your benefit!}}

* nurse cap realizes "oh shit wait you said 'theComputeHer is dead' and not 'the player the computer' like everyone else. so maybe that old solution is still valid"

{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!! i'm sorry for using natural language!!!! )> XP}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( y'know what?? )> >:<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( lemme make this as clear as possible for you. make sure i REALLY communicate the truth of this argument )> uwu}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( (someone type in a heading rq) )> ..}}
==[like this?]==
==^^ <( thanks! )==
=={{Red truth|( the player Nurse Cap, username radiantpill, is dead )> \:0 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player The Computer, username theComputeHer, is dead! )> 1:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Sock Hater, username IHATESOCK, is dead!! )> ?:2 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Go Sign, username joketeller48, is dead!!! )> >:3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Padlock, username Padlock_Is_COOL, is dead!!!! )> 4oU }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Toy Blocks, username bajablaster005, is dead!!!!! )> L:5 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Dora, username pendugolum, is dead!!!!!! )> :U6 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Noah, username Noah, is dead!!!!!!! )> >:7 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Diffuser, username alphabetter, is dead!!!!!!!! )> E<nowiki>=</nowiki>8O }}==
=={{Red truth|( excepting you, every single player was intentionally killed because of someone who was there!!!!!!!!! )> *-Uw9 }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players were ever on during the White Eyes Incident, starting after the glowstone E was first discovered!!!!!!!!! )> >:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players ever intentionally performed any actions related to the White Eyes Incident!!!!!!!!!! )> @u@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( there isn't any secret killer who's gonna hand you the solution! you're not gonna open the server back up!! )> </3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( AND!!!!!!!!!! )> >:@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( YOU GET ZERO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! )> >:>>>>>> }}==
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== Epilogue ==

{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|you good?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Sorry, yeah, just, umm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I don't understand why she's being... Like... Such a bitch??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|And uhm, I KNOW it's stupid to be caring about this this much, but like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I dunno... Emoticon can't play on the server, the hell does she care what happens to it?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hitting me with some tough shit like that... Why doesn't she want anyone playing??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean. i doubt her intent is to stop you from playing minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like .. i dont think she's a bully}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|shes not doing this just to piss ppl off}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like what we were talking about before, with her knowledge of the game}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So then she's just showing off?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|You said that wasn't totally right, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i think a better way to put it is just... having fun}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i dont think she can do that a lot.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she doesnt get to do shit with people yknow. she doesnt get to grab food or go outside or play minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and i. get that}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|... I- I get it too. Uh, but, not in exactly the same way...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol yeah}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so when you watch everyone having fun and doing whatever and you wanna join in, youve gotta find some other way}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|if you can only talk thru text then its easy to insert yourself as part of a story}} <^v- grahhh change these lines ithink
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so you play the part of the villain messing everyone up. and everyone pays attention to you and has fun tryna defeat you and whatever}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like. a way to play the game on the same level}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and its low stakes, and if they beat you, no harm done}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...it's low stakes, yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So she just wanted to play a game...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Uhm... Well... In a way, i, it's been fun playing against her...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Still out of pocket for her to try and shut down the server though lmao.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she wasn't the one acting as herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...huh.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I guess she wasn't.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also did you just say lmao out loud}}

==Trivia==
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="DON'T CLICK" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
*Even after Diffuser's death, there is still one message that appears in chat afterwards:
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
**No players are online at the time this message displays, meaning it does not factor into their logic or reasoning.
</div>

==References==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

<references />

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-08-23T22:02:05Z

WITCH:

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{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}

[[When They Craft]] is an English visual novel series produced by [[Girl Host Team]], following the release of [[Girl Host]]. The first episode, titled ''The White Eyes Incident'', was published on July 31st, 2024, with subsequent episodes expected to release in the coming year.

The story follows a group of players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server experiencing a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of everybody involved, known as '''The White Eyes Incident'''. Due to their unsolvable nature, these killings are explained as the actions of a supernatural entity, and because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine. [[Nurse Cap]], as the main protagonist, is tasked with proving whether this supernatural narrative is true.

[PUT A BIG COOL IMAGE HERE!!!!!!!]
== Competitors Appearing ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}}
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}

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Nurse Cap

Dora

Diffuser

Noah
One of the only debuters in the Wiki Camp 2, and a stalwart force of team Epic Evil.

A self-described paragon of justice, Noah is an incredibly powerful boy who has taken it upon himself to rid the world of evil. There is a lot of work for him, as his description of evil applies to almost every being in the universe. He is a known universe hopper, meeting multiple separate versions of himself, and scales to Complex Multiversal Level if pushed.

These abilities do not affect his Minecraft gameplay, where he is just a tryhard. Several player deaths prior were his doing.

Azalea
A member of the internationally recognized terrorist group "The Mario Party"
Her existence as a computer program makes her capable of extreme acts of terrorism, but her powers can be severely limited by the system she inhabits.

As the last surviving member of The Mario Party on the server, she is determined to

She was previously only known as "The Computer." Her current name was chosen from a newfound interest in plants.

Sock Hater
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
He's quick to get annoyed, not very smart, and often holds no specific role on the team. Despite being a userbox who escaped from a digital environment into the real world, he holds little connection to computers or wikis.

Has an ongoing feud with socks.

Padlock
The founder, leader, and hacker of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
Responsible for many of the team's biggest heists, he does not work well on his own, but is considered good at planning for others. Values the bond with his teammates immensely, but is not above

Has an ongoing feud with Toy Blocks.

Toy Blocks
The former recordkeeper for the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."

The most levelheaded member of the team, she was responsible for keeping the team in check, though she has been less active post her elimination. Her tendency to get caught in minute details makes

She was formerly an object made of many disconnected pieces, but was transformed into a human after a strange and mysterious incident.

Has an ongoing feud with Padlock.

Go Sign
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
Has the anomalous ability to force anything in front of him to move forwards, although it is unaware of this.

A novice at robbery compared to the more experienced members of the Crew, his positive attitude is his greatest weapon. One day, he may even discover his hidden ability...

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The first episode begins by showing various conversations between players of the server and [[Mike and Spike|the admins]]. As dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, many players ask them to either roll back or restart the server; however, because Herobrine can traverse through Minecraft servers, he would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective. As such, the admins deem the server unplayable and close it indefinitely.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO, SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to, to,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort. To get the server back}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It IS frustrating. I was having fun too, and it's annoying we can't convince the mods or anything.}}
{{TeamDia||WC|''A pause in the conversation.''}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know, you're the only one who wasn't directly affected by Herobrine. That means you're kind of the most impartial party.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess so. Why?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|Just thinking...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure this out?}}

== Chapter Zero: Fucked it up ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident is the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there is nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth, where he places similar structures throughout a player's world.

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Lemme pull up the [[Host/Chat logs|chat logs]]...}}

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempts to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicks, becoming the first person to die on the server the day of the White Eyes Incident, and the only one unrelated to it.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's up?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh shit.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...alright, it's pretty obvious that anyone could've built the glowstone thing...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Just gotta... find a mundane way all the actual deaths could've happened, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|"Find a mundane way"? That seems awfully single-minded...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|Wh-}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Who's there? Where'd you come from!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''A mote of gold leaf seems to flit in the air, apparently unamused with Nurse Cap's behaviour.''}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''Suddenly, the golden speck begins to swirl around the tired girl, joined by another spark, then another, then ten golden butterflies, then ten thousand more, as the room is filled with a blinding crackle of light that coallesces into...!''}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I'm- I'm sorry...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...who?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|:0??????}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|You two know each other?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato12|Teamless|We've made parlance, yes, and I've been teaching her a few of my tricks!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, we met back during the [[Edit War|edit war]] )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|She's a good conversationalist, if a bit... flat.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...is she really a good opponent for me, though? I didn't even think she could play Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( i mean, i can't. unless you count being a sign painter as playing )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:D <( but i assure you... )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|>:3 <( i am more than qualified to be your opponent )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|What the fuck????}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Unlike you, Emoticon took to magic ''very'' quickly.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c <( you remember how this works, right? {{Red truth|red truth is red truth, everything stated in red must be absolutely true? )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Y-yeah, I remember the rules, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|So, you really wanna fight against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( listen, i gotta go up to bat for herobrine! we have a lot in common )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|#^^ <( besides the immaterial entity stuff, people keep making hoaxes of both of us, and it makes everyone think we're not real! that sucks!!! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:3 <( so i am FULLY ready to defend my friend's existence, and proving you wrong is just a side effect of that. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|W-well, um...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Bring it on!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|I'm ready to deny him AND all your claims, if it gets the server back!!}}

== Chapter One: Heroic retribution ==
Following her death, [[Nurse Cap's Funeral|a funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave is made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> is held in Nurse Cap's honour, bringing every player to the same location. Afterwards, most of the players disperse, with The Computer leaving first. After entering her base, she complains about an odd structure that has mysteriously appeared. Before she is able to explain what it is, she is quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

Seeing the death message, every player rushes to The Computer's base. Upon breaking the iron door to get inside, they find her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version seen in-game is a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

Assuming her death to be perpetrated by an outside source, the players realize it would have been impossible for the killer got in or out of the room: The Computer's base has only one entrance, an iron door that can only be opened from the inside; the door does not seem to have been tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there are no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody is able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This is the first major piece of evidence that a supernatural entity is at play, with the current common understanding being that the shrine summoned Herobrine into the world, and that he is now acting maliciously.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} why is it on fire}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} isn't this the herobrine shrine? :interrobang:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

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{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> u^.^u}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( here's how it went down )> >:>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset, so she went to get rid of it, but herobrine didn't like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> <OoO>}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having, uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like, she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Wait, The C., if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|How does the base work? Why's it so difficult to get in?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its got an iron door that only opens from the inside}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so someone would have to break into it to kill me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but yknow nobody could find anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|That doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|W-well, there's, like, SO many different kinds of traps in the game. Come on, it's such a simple explanation!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, which is why it's the first thing everyone already thought of )> UuU}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( remember, {{Red truth|everyone on the server looked in and around the base for signs of tampering, and not counting the shrine or stalactite, they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary!}} how'd this hypothetical killer fit a trap in there?? )> <:0c}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Ghh,, I mean, nobody here is an EXPERT at the game. Maybe everybody missed something? That would explain how it got TC as well.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>L# <( wow, that's pretty mean )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:^/ <( and also, contradictory. you're saying someone here set up this complicated trap, but nobody's good enough to do it? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Well... uh.. (shit...)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Actually... does it have to have been someone we know of? I don't think anyone was keeping track of the player list the whole time.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Maybe, someone else joined the server with intent to grief us, and they were the one who set up this trap!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ohhhh shit. that makes sense we do have a lot of haters}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( alright, so, an unknown individual you have no evidence of set up an unknown trap you have no evidence of )> <<?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|It's still more likely than ''Herobrine''! It makes perfect sense!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Come on, um, prove me wrong with that red truth of yours!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|l.l <( no )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseGay|WC|You could've denied me properly, but you were all fancy with "everyone on the server". Doesn't that say enough? Doesn't that show you know my argument is right??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!!! )> >:@}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( it wasn't a trap! the killer was there and actually did something directly to kill the computer!!!! )> >X<}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Tch...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|Emoticon, dear, I understand that you're used to adding onto what people say...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|...but do be careful with your tongue. You gave your opponent a good hint.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( whateverrrrrrr )> ..,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|A good hint...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Hey, there are a lot of other contestants who, y'know, mess with technology... like, what if the server was invaded by, um, [[Image]], or [[the Eater of Wikis]], or, {{Blink|someone else I'm forgetting}}?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( well, first off, i think image died )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:/ <( second off: those answers aren't valid for your side! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|@N@ <( remember, you're arguing this point to convince the admins to bring back the server. if you say it was because of some Other unknowable unstoppable entity, that doesn't help your case )}}
{{TeamDia|Beato11|Teamless|Exactly. {{Red truth|Blaming any entity which acts outside of the rules of this game is functionally identical to blaming Herobrine!!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Shit, that's sound...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Well- um.. what counts as "the rules of this game?"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|What if someone was- was regular hacking, or used glitches? Pretty common to exploit shit like that in Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would be a really boring answer )> >:P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i can promise, {{Red truth|there were no glitche-}}
{{Red truth|gl-}}
{{Red truth|-ggHGHHKDF}}
HHKKJ-OWOWww what thFuck wait}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( there we go )> <<<<<"}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what the FUCK was that??? )> 0o@}}
{{TeamDia|Beato10|Teamless|Your carelessness shows your naivete...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|{{Red truth|If you attempt to use the red truth to speak a falsehood, you will choke.}} Be cautious with your words.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( wow. having a mouth must SUCK )> >:0}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i know right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was tryna say "there were no glitches or hacking on the server" )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but i guess, like, stuff like tnt dupers<ref>A common glitch used to duplicate lit TNT for farming purposes</ref> or whatever mean that's not TECHNICALLY true )> 8/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so, uh....... )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( nobody hacked into or modded the server, and no glitches or exploits were directly relevant to the white eyes incident itself )> u.u}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( is THAT sufficient? )> >:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I... I guess so, for now.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hey, TC said she wasn't paying super close attention.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Are we, like, sure that nobody just broke in??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( like i said, {{Red truth|no evidence of any changes to the base were found, other than the obvious}} )> B)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Well, are we sure they didn't just replace the blocks after killing her?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would've taken time! and there were soo many people on the scene right after!! )> <:<}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also, yeah i wasnt paying super close attention, but i think i wldve heard someone breaking in lmao}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wwell... still..... it's possible...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|If you missed the sound, and they were quick with it, it's totally possible for them to break a couple blocks, place a stalactite, break it, and leave!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|/:/ <( c'mon, you're not gonna open the locked room with boring answers like that )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|LL <( {{Red truth|no block breaking was at all involved in the computer's death, save for the one segment of dripstone to directly kill her.}} happy? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|..........}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|''She clicks her tongue.''}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer teleported in with an ender pearl, the killer followed The Computer through the door before she closed it, the killer opened the door from the outside using a power source, The Computer accidentally killed herself using dripstone and is lying about Herobrine.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( {{Red truth|no teleporting happened!! the killer definitely moved into and out of the room!}} because herobrine can tunnel through walls undetected, of course. {{Red truth|the computer closed the door before anyone else could enter! nothing was placed on the outside of the room that was relevant to this death!!! and, the killing was definitely intentional, nor was it a suicide!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wtf happened, then??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^ <( herobrine went in through the walls, summo}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's a room that-}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|ned some dripstone, and slaughtered her easily!! )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|-that the killer went in and out of, but no blocks were broken or placed, and they didn't use the door...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hold on. How does this base fucking work at all?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|There's one door that you can't open from the outside? How do you get in??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its to stop people from coming in when im in}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|whenever i head out i just leave it open lol}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|......}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then, it's not a locked- a locked room at all!!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wait wdym}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer could have hid inside the room before The Computer even got there, then she went in and closed the door and got killed!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( c'mon, she would've totally noticed someone hiding inside )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yea im ngl i think i would have}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( plus, {{Red truth|no players were in the room before the computer entered!}} )> ^:V}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Gah!!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|This is SO simple. All you need is some way to quickly get in and out of the room without... without violating anything in red!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's just annoying that I can't figure out what that way ''is''.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|kind of just describing a locked room there}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^c <( i suppose you've given up? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|No!! I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I can't solve this right now, but if all I need is one little piece, I'm not gonna give up!}} [maybe remove stuff after this?]
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah might b worth it 2 like}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|strategic retreat for now, look at the other murders}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|see if you figure out anything new}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Yeah. Yeah!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'll count this as a win for me until then )> :0<}}

== Chapter Two: Third case ==
Following the previous chapter, now that two deaths have happened and two strange builds have appeared in such quick succession, the server is on edge, and many players begin to suspect each other of killing. Taking advantage of this distrust, Padlock, Go Sign, Sock Hater, and Toy Blocks plan to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it is both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]]. They easily sneak into the base, with nobody left alive to defend it. The members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] mine out the structure, collect all of The Computer's dropped items (save her iron boots), steal as many valuables from her chests as possible.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} all im saying is :neutral_face:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} the computer dies, and the heist crew is stealing her stuff right after :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} really makes you think who killed her :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} What}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE AREN'T}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} stealing is bad don't do it >:(}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} DEFINITELY NOT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} oh ok :)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Guys. What's the point in trying to hide it.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We outnumber every living player 4 to 3.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so you guys DID kill her!!! :head_explosion:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} It's the principle of the thing}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Thieves shouldn't admit to their thievery}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah, TB, you should know that by now}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's that supposed to mean??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} if you're stealing her stuff can i have her sword}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wait hold on.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We're stealing her stuff but we did not fucking kill her.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} yeah, we're not the ultimate MURDER crew}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} I kind of appreciate that name}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Can we be the Ultimate Murder Crew?}}

Once UHC returns to the UHCHCHC<ref>The Ultimate Heist Crew HardCore Hideout Center</ref>, the group begins to organize their stolen loot. The members of the team argue briefly over who gets to keep what. At the same time, Dora finds another unexplainable structure: a long tunnel dug into a cave with redstone torches lining the walls. She keeps this knowledge secret from the members of UHC, suspicious of their actions surrounding The Computer.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yo diffuser}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} come over here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what :question_mark:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} oh wow :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} who built this? :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} what is it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} noah where are you}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you should look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where no evil beings can come}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What did you guys find?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} not telling}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} ??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} u guys totally killed tc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} yeah, so you don't get to have our secret info :face_with_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Whatever, you're just jealous we got all her stuff}}

Before they are able to fully put everything away, a massive hole suddenly and inexplicably opens up beneath the UHCers. Everyone dies of fall damage, except for Toy Blocks, who successfully water bucket clutches at the bottom. However, she doesn't get a chance to explore or figure out what happened, as Herobrine kills her using an explosion shortly afterwards.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Wherever shall we put the shrine?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} In the middle of the floor would look nice.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We'd have to get rid of some of the carpet though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Who cares?}}
{{MCMessage|IHATESOCK fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|joketeller48 fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|Padlock_Is_COOL fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|bajablaster005 was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ????}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So is that it, or...?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Like, fall damage?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I'm not sure what the trick is here, but dying of fall damage isn't... supernatural, is it??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it is though!! )> >_>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( think about it, they were in the base already, not anywhere near a cliff or whatever )> :V}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but suddenly, a MASSIVE hole appears beneath their feet )> <0o0>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it's like the entire chunk was removed at once! how do you explain that?? )> ?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Okay, but that just means there was, um, a trap or something, right?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Like, just set up some TNT under them and shit, right? Pack a bunch in there. Like, uhm, a piston mechanism, with TNT at the bottom.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that leaves the last one though, damn... There isn't a player named Herobrine on the server, is there?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I, I mean, everyone would have seen them join...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:? <( ummm. yeah )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( that theory only really works for the falling part )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>;) <( also: {{Red truth|no redstone dust, redstone blocks, nor redstone torches were used to kill the UHCers, both as blocks, AND as crafting components! )}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( i'm not gonna let you try to come up with stupid redstone trap-X's for the entire battle )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|For both types of deaths?! Kill me already...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that's what the red truth says )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Okay, sure...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean... it's not like you HAVE to use redstone to blow someone up. Like, you could manually activate TNT, or use end crystals, or whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|O, Oh! End crystals! It isn't redstone but it explodes!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|That's how Toy Blocks was blown up!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|-_- <( well duh. herobrine placed the end crystals or whatever and blew up toy blocks )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|... That's... fucking stupid... but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|Back to the falling part. Maybe a command block or something? Like, /fill would accomplish this, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:/ <( no! {{Red truth|no commands were used for the entire white eyes incident!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:< <( feel like that should basically fold into "no exploits" or whatever... )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|ok cool sure hfglhdfghbdgvfkmkhh}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|It's really hard to think of anything when I barely know what happened...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey uh}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|why not just. ask the victims}}

{{TeamDia|SockHater|UHC|Idk.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Not ENTIRELY sure.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|It was such a blur!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|What.... um..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Uh,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|''jesus christ why do i have to talk to people''}}
{{TeamDia|Go Sign|UHC|Our heist had gone perfectly... but alas!}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|We've never had a heist fail before<ref>Padlock is lying.</ref>, dude! This "Herobrine" really is a tough one.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|Yeah, I mean, I'm kinda pissed we lost all that progress...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|...but it's kind of awesome that, y'know, the only way we could be beaten was supernaturally.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Well, I-I'm, kind of trying to, prove that false, so...}}
{{TeamDia|SockHaterHappy|UHC|It's weird he even wanted to kill us. I'm really not the type to be haunted.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Clearly, retaliation for our theft... never this vengeful a target has been our opponent!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So,, none of you know anything,?}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|I mean, I guess I saw a little more...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocks|UHC|When we placed down the shrine, there was this weird sound, like-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Right!! A bunch of blocks suddenly breaking!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksDetermined|UHC|-.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|And then, the floor suddenly all broke around us, and everyone died.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|Except me!!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|I water bucketed at the bottom of the pit, but there wasn't anything there that I could see.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksPissed|UHC|And then I blew up and died.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksSilly|UHC|I don't really know if that's useful, but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean,, that sure makes it sound like a weird trap, and not something supernatural.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Maybe the real killer just built-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Nah, it can't have been planned ahead.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|If it really WAS a trap, how'd they know we were gonna steal the shrine and then bring it to that specific room of our base?}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|}}

* not entirely sure how this should go tbhh
* oh shit wait you can nametag hostile mobs. maybe that's how toy blocks died. but how would that even work..... and how would she not notice...

== Intermission ==
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Man, I don't get it.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|What's Emoticon's stake in this anyways? I don't really buy her earlier excuse.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|oh no shes for sure hiding her real motive}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH AGAIN}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|I don't know how you keep getting me like this. But it is fishy, right?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like she is hiding her true reason that much is obvious to me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i dont think its anything sinister}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, its just a video game. and a logic battle. the stakes arent that high}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well duh. But like, what does she gain from this?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|If it wasn't literally impossible for her to play minecraft, I would just say that she's the culprit.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats right, she cant really press buttons on a keyboard or anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i wouldnt say she isnt participating in the server at all}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But it's literally impossible for her to play! She doesn't even have a body!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|N-no offense,}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol dw}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but what i mean is that theres a reason that emoticon is your opponent here and not that witch lady}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, what does it mean to be a [[gamer]]?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|To be highly skilled at video games, or at least well-versed.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|how would you measure that? like, for a specific game how could you define that skill?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm... Well, I guess you could do that in two ways. Your execution, and your knowledge of the game itself.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, the difference between labbing a combo and actually using it in a match, to speak my own language if I may.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Oh! So, like, even though Emoticon has zero execution skill, she's showing off her knowledge of the game?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ooh i think you might be onto something}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i feel like showing off is the wrong word for it though?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...not sure I get what you mean.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|doesnt rly matter rn}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lets get back to crimesolving}}

==Chapter Three: Moving in stasis==
Noah

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's it!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} it's my job to destroy all evildoers}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i've been hiding in my impenetrable base for too long}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} ? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} protecting the innocent (me)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} when i SHOULD have been KILLING THE NOT INNOCENT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey quick question noah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} did you kill the heisters}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} of course not!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i just said i was hiding in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok but}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you've called them evil before :hushed:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you might have just killed them in order to enact justice!!! :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's a good point. i would do something like that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but i didn't. and if i did i would be more proud about it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok dude <<"}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but, that does make me think,}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that maybe, this "herobrine" is actually, like his name suggests, a "hero", and is actually a good guy}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} he killed tc too though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} she was also evil probably}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} compelling theory, but how can we be sure it's not just you... covering your own crimes up? :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} cause i said so}}

Dora discusses the strange tunnel she found with Diffuser, unsure of its purpose, when Noah arrives from his base. Noah explains that he's using an enderpearl stasis chamber<ref>A mechanism that allows enderpearls, an item which teleports the user, to be stored and activated remotely.</ref> set on a timer, allowing him to exit his base for a short period of time before he automatically returns, assuring that he has an out if anything goes wrong.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wht is this tunnel btw}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i'd assume the redstone torches were for some trap but they're so easily breakable}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} they're part of the original herobrine myth :smiling_imp:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he digs around all across the server and lines the tunnels with redstone torches so mobs can still spawn :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} that's like the fourth or fifth thing that must've been built in advance}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} assuming noahs not lying and tc/uhc really did die from traps}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} or herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he's kinda stupid too cause 1.18 made it so mobs can't spawn with any light :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} jesus christ you scared me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} are you gonna kill us :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} no}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here to confront herobrine once and for all}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and figure out if he's a good guy or not}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and if he's not.... you know what happens >:)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what if he's stronger than you :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i doubt it. i have maxed out gear}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ur wearing diamond not netherite tho}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i can't go to hell cause i'm not evil}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but also. i have a secret weapon}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} there's an enderpearl stasis chamber in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what is that :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} its a weird machine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} it lets you teleport back to a specific spot}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} yeah and it's on a timer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so if herobrine is ever about to kill me i can just hide and then i'll go back to my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where i'll be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i feel like . there are issues with that plan}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} first off what if he reads chat and fucks with it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} nah he won't}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i trust him}}

Dora, curious about the tunnel, and Noah, wanting to confront Herobrine, head down the redstone torch tunnel. After a little while [], Noah is suddenly teleported back to his base earlier than he set the timer. Before either he or Dora can figure out what happened, both are suddenly killed by a massive explosion.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah im breaking through the walls and whtever and i rly cant find anything}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so it's not a trap after all? :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} well theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} so many ways you can make one without it being obvious}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} clearly herobrine wants an honorable duel}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} honestly this is rly scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} the tunnel just keeps going}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} whered you go}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} my enderpearl activated somehow}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh oh :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but it's way too early!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i set the timer for WAY longer than this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hold on i gotta head there don;'t kill herobrine without me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} im going back to the entrance then}}
{{MCMessage|pendugolum was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|Noah was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :pensive:}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|well, I don't think so.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it doesn't make sense to kill the ultimate heist crew (all evildoers) and then me (paragon of justice) right.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|Unless maybe it's a scary unthinking monster.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|But, the killer seemed to act both emotionally and smart...ly.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|They only went after people who messed with their stuff, and did it in a way they couldn't be found.}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it's really easy to get messed up with names is the thing.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|like, with me and [[Evil Noah]], and all the other noahs. I'm the coolest and strongest and best one but we all have to share a name, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|And if you think we're all the same (which we aren't, because he's evil,) and then you tried to fight "Noah," you might be way overprepared or underprepared for where he scales.}}

*well clearly this is related to the nametagging hostile mob thing from earlier
*but also, this has to have been built so far in advance
*some other stuff

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Wait, this stuff with names is important.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, my whole logic here is you can nametag a hostile mob and make it show up in chat.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But, um,...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|''Nurse Cap quickly types something into her computer.''}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Yeah!! If you- if you nametag a ''pet'', like a dog or cat or whatever, then it dies, it ALSO shows up in chat!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( hm? )> :3<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'm not following, sorry )> u.u"}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well, you confirmed the deaths of Noah and Dora and the UCH- UHCers, right? But not The Computer!!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|S-so, maybe, her death was actually just a fucking cat or something dying, and that leaves her alive to... set up something else, I dunno.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wouldnt that make ME herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|XD <( could you fucking imagine?? )}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wtf lol. the accusation after i'm helping you}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I meAN, maybe you were just an accomplice... or like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I'm just. Covering all my bases.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|(o>o) <( no. {{Red truth|theComputeHer is absolutely and definitively dead}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( but honestly, good catch there. i should've used that for some trick )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Tch...}}

==Chapter Four: Open warehouse==
As the only player left on the server, Diffuser takes it upon themself to explore each crime scene in detail, expecting to be killed quickly. They first check down the tunnel that Dora and Noah went down, finding a massive crater but nothing else of note.

Assuming all the evidence was destroyed, Diffuser then heads to Noah's IMPENETRABLE BASE to break into it. This takes several minutes. Once inside, they find that the inside of the base has also been demolished, various items on the floor from inside chests. An activated enderpearl stasis chamber is in the corner of the room, with Noah's items scattered on the ground around it.

Taking Noah's gear for better protection, they head to the UHCHC to find the Herobrine shrine floating above a hole in the floor. At the bottom of the pit, there is another large crater with no real evidence.

Over the course of this chapter, Diffuser becomes more and more convinced that another being is with them, as they know they're the only person left on the server and that they didn't kill anyone. Strangely, while exploring the crater in UHCHC's base, they are killed by Herobrine in an unknown manner.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna be real herobrine :confused:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} if that is who you are :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} idr wanna play anymore if nobody else is here :pensive:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} sorry for whatever we did to upset you :man_shrugging:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna hop off soon :sleepy:}}
{{MCMessage|alphabetter tried to swim in lava whilst escaping Herobrine}}

*shortest logic battle, it's the same logic as above but even easier cause diffuser just needs to be hit by a mob and fall into lava
*emoticon: but wouldn't they notice? and where did the lava come from? there wasn't any reported by the uhcers!!
*nurse cap: ok but those are super easily explainable. in fact i think i know all the solutions.......

==Aftermath==
Once Diffuser dies, there is nobody left on the server, and it is left open for less than a day. Many alternate explanations for the White Eyes Incident are circulated (most centered around either Noah or the Ultimate Heist Crew.) However, since the incident affected everybody equally and no satisfying explanations are presented, the overwhelming consensus is that Herobrine really was the culprit, leading to Mike and Spike deciding not to bring the server back.

Although it is never stated in chat, after many of the players report occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to wiki editors calling it the "White Eyes Incident".

As the only player to never witness anything out of the ordinary, Nurse Cap remains unconvinced. Her connection to the server and desire for answers lead her to take it upon herself to prove the nonexistence of Herobrine. Emoticon (a character introduced in the final section of the episode) takes it upon herself to deny Nurse Cap's claims, feeling a kinship with Herobrine and desire to take part in the game. Aided by the Golden Witch Beatrice and The Computer, Emoticon and Nurse Cap engage in a [[logic battle]] to determine the true nature of the White Eyes Incident, marking the end of the first episode.

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{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|dude wtf}}

*nurse cap figures out the mechanical solution to each puzzle, they all just require someone to be there
*emoticon is like "ohh shit ok i won't deny these for now. but who did it?"
*both that nurse cap feels weird directly accusing someone but also. red truth is used to point out that literally everybody has a confirmed location when each murder happens, and they're not anywhere near
*bunch of solutions that keep getting shot down and get increasingly desperate

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then- then maybe }}

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|What if some of your "red truths" were actually ''maroon'' truths!!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|{{Red truth|RED TRUTH IS RED TRUTH! To deny it is to deny the very nature of the game itself!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|The game which, I remind you, is being played for your benefit!}}

* nurse cap realizes "oh shit wait you said 'theComputeHer is dead' and not 'the player the computer' like everyone else. so maybe that old solution is still valid"

{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!! i'm sorry for using natural language!!!! )> XP}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( y'know what?? )> >:<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( lemme make this as clear as possible for you. make sure i REALLY communicate the truth of this argument )> uwu}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( (someone type in a heading rq) )> ..}}
==[like this?]==
==^^ <( thanks! )==
=={{Red truth|( the player Nurse Cap, username radiantpill, is dead )> \:0 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player The Computer, username theComputeHer, is dead! )> 1:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Sock Hater, username IHATESOCK, is dead!! )> ?:2 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Go Sign, username joketeller48, is dead!!! )> >:3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Padlock, username Padlock_Is_COOL, is dead!!!! )> 4oU }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Toy Blocks, username bajablaster005, is dead!!!!! )> L:5 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Dora, username pendugolum, is dead!!!!!! )> :U6 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Noah, username Noah, is dead!!!!!!! )> >:7 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Diffuser, username alphabetter, is dead!!!!!!!! )> E<nowiki>=</nowiki>8O }}==
=={{Red truth|( excepting you, every single player was intentionally killed because of someone who was there!!!!!!!!! )> *-Uw9 }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players were ever on during the White Eyes Incident, starting after the glowstone E was first discovered!!!!!!!!! )> >:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players ever intentionally performed any actions related to the White Eyes Incident!!!!!!!!!! )> @u@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( there isn't any secret killer who's gonna hand you the solution! you're not gonna open the server back up!! )> </3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( AND!!!!!!!!!! )> >:@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( YOU GET ZERO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! )> >:>>>>>> }}==
</div>

== Epilogue ==

{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|you good?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Sorry, yeah, just, umm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I don't understand why she's being... Like... Such a bitch??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|And uhm, I KNOW it's stupid to be caring about this this much, but like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I dunno... Emoticon can't play on the server, the hell does she care what happens to it?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hitting me with some tough shit like that... Why doesn't she want anyone playing??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean. i doubt her intent is to stop you from playing minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like .. i dont think she's a bully}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|shes not doing this just to piss ppl off}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like what we were talking about before, with her knowledge of the game}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So then she's just showing off?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|You said that wasn't totally right, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i think a better way to put it is just... having fun}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i dont think she can do that a lot.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she doesnt get to do shit with people yknow. she doesnt get to grab food or go outside or play minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and i. get that}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|... I- I get it too. Uh, but, not in exactly the same way...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol yeah}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so when you watch everyone having fun and doing whatever and you wanna join in, youve gotta find some other way}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|if you can only talk thru text then its easy to insert yourself as part of a story}} <^v- grahhh change these lines ithink
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so you play the part of the villain messing everyone up. and everyone pays attention to you and has fun tryna defeat you and whatever}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like. a way to play the game on the same level}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and its low stakes, and if they beat you, no harm done}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...it's low stakes, yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So she just wanted to play a game...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Uhm... Well... In a way, i, it's been fun playing against her...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Still out of pocket for her to try and shut down the server though lmao.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she wasn't the one acting as herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...huh.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I guess she wasn't.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also did you just say lmao out loud}}

==Trivia==
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="DON'T CLICK" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
*Even after Diffuser's death, there is still one message that appears in chat afterwards:
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
**No players are online at the time this message displays, meaning it does not factor into their logic or reasoning.
</div>

==References==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

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WITCH:

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-08-23T21:51:56Z

WITCH:

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{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}

[[Uminekraft|[nameeeee]]] is an English visual novel series produced by [[Girl Host Team]], following the release of [[Girl Host]]. The first episode, titled ''The White Eyes Incident'', was published on July 31st, 2024, with subsequent episodes expected to release in the coming year.

The story follows a group of players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server experiencing a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of everybody involved, known as '''The White Eyes Incident'''. Due to their unsolvable nature, these killings are explained as the actions of a supernatural entity, and because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine. [[Nurse Cap]], as the main protagonist, is tasked with proving whether this supernatural narrative is true.

[PUT A BIG COOL IMAGE HERE!!!!!!!]
== Competitors Appearing ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}}
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}

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Nurse Cap

Dora

Diffuser

Noah

Azalea
A member of the internationally recognized terrorist group "The Mario Party"
Her existence as a computer program makes her capable of extreme acts of terrorism, but her powers can be severely limited by the system she inhabits.

As the last surviving member of The Mario Party on the server, she is determined to

She was previously only known as "The Computer." Her current name was chosen from a newfound interest in plants.

Sock Hater
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
He's quick to get annoyed, not very smart, and often holds no specific role on the team. Despite being a userbox who escaped from a digital environment into the real world, he holds little connection to computers or wikis.

Has an ongoing feud with socks.

Padlock
The founder, leader, and hacker of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
Responsible for many of the team's biggest heists, he does not work well on his own, but is considered good at planning for others. Values the bond with his teammates immensely, but is not above

Has an ongoing feud with Toy Blocks.

Toy Blocks
The former recordkeeper for the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."

The most levelheaded member of the team, she was responsible for keeping the team in check, though she has been less active post her elimination. Her tendency to get caught in minute details makes

She was formerly an object made of many disconnected pieces, but was transformed into a human after a strange and mysterious incident.

Has an ongoing feud with Padlock.

Go Sign
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
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The first episode begins by showing various conversations between players of the server and [[Mike and Spike|the admins]]. As dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, many players ask them to either roll back or restart the server; however, because Herobrine can traverse through Minecraft servers, he would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective. As such, the admins deem the server unplayable and close it indefinitely.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO, SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to, to,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort. To get the server back}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It IS frustrating. I was having fun too, and it's annoying we can't convince the mods or anything.}}
{{TeamDia||WC|''A pause in the conversation.''}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know, you're the only one who wasn't directly affected by Herobrine. That means you're kind of the most impartial party.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess so. Why?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|Just thinking...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure this out?}}

== Chapter Zero: Fucked it up ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident is the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there is nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth, where he places similar structures throughout a player's world.

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Lemme pull up the [[Host/Chat logs|chat logs]]...}}

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempts to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicks, becoming the first person to die on the server the day of the White Eyes Incident, and the only one unrelated to it.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's up?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh shit.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...alright, it's pretty obvious that anyone could've built the glowstone thing...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Just gotta... find a mundane way all the actual deaths could've happened, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|"Find a mundane way"? That seems awfully single-minded...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|Wh-}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Who's there? Where'd you come from!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''A mote of gold leaf seems to flit in the air, apparently unamused with Nurse Cap's behaviour.''}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''Suddenly, the golden speck begins to swirl around the tired girl, joined by another spark, then another, then ten golden butterflies, then ten thousand more, as the room is filled with a blinding crackle of light that coallesces into...!''}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I'm- I'm sorry...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...who?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|:0??????}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|You two know each other?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato12|Teamless|We've made parlance, yes, and I've been teaching her a few of my tricks!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, we met back during the [[Edit War|edit war]] )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|She's a good conversationalist, if a bit... flat.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...is she really a good opponent for me, though? I didn't even think she could play Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( i mean, i can't. unless you count being a sign painter as playing )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:D <( but i assure you... )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|>:3 <( i am more than qualified to be your opponent )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|What the fuck????}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Unlike you, Emoticon took to magic ''very'' quickly.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c <( you remember how this works, right? {{Red truth|red truth is red truth, everything stated in red must be absolutely true? )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Y-yeah, I remember the rules, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|So, you really wanna fight against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( listen, i gotta go up to bat for herobrine! we have a lot in common )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|#^^ <( besides the immaterial entity stuff, people keep making hoaxes of both of us, and it makes everyone think we're not real! that sucks!!! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:3 <( so i am FULLY ready to defend my friend's existence, and proving you wrong is just a side effect of that. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|W-well, um...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Bring it on!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|I'm ready to deny him AND all your claims, if it gets the server back!!}}

== Chapter One: Heroic retribution ==
Following her death, [[Nurse Cap's Funeral|a funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave is made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> is held in Nurse Cap's honour, bringing every player to the same location. Afterwards, most of the players disperse, with The Computer leaving first. After entering her base, she complains about an odd structure that has mysteriously appeared. Before she is able to explain what it is, she is quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

Seeing the death message, every player rushes to The Computer's base. Upon breaking the iron door to get inside, they find her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version seen in-game is a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

Assuming her death to be perpetrated by an outside source, the players realize it would have been impossible for the killer got in or out of the room: The Computer's base has only one entrance, an iron door that can only be opened from the inside; the door does not seem to have been tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there are no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody is able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This is the first major piece of evidence that a supernatural entity is at play, with the current common understanding being that the shrine summoned Herobrine into the world, and that he is now acting maliciously.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} why is it on fire}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} isn't this the herobrine shrine? :interrobang:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

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{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> u^.^u}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( here's how it went down )> >:>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset, so she went to get rid of it, but herobrine didn't like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> <OoO>}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having, uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like, she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Wait, The C., if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|How does the base work? Why's it so difficult to get in?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its got an iron door that only opens from the inside}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so someone would have to break into it to kill me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but yknow nobody could find anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|That doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|W-well, there's, like, SO many different kinds of traps in the game. Come on, it's such a simple explanation!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, which is why it's the first thing everyone already thought of )> UuU}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( remember, {{Red truth|everyone on the server looked in and around the base for signs of tampering, and not counting the shrine or stalactite, they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary!}} how'd this hypothetical killer fit a trap in there?? )> <:0c}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Ghh,, I mean, nobody here is an EXPERT at the game. Maybe everybody missed something? That would explain how it got TC as well.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>L# <( wow, that's pretty mean )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:^/ <( and also, contradictory. you're saying someone here set up this complicated trap, but nobody's good enough to do it? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Well... uh.. (shit...)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Actually... does it have to have been someone we know of? I don't think anyone was keeping track of the player list the whole time.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Maybe, someone else joined the server with intent to grief us, and they were the one who set up this trap!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ohhhh shit. that makes sense we do have a lot of haters}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( alright, so, an unknown individual you have no evidence of set up an unknown trap you have no evidence of )> <<?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|It's still more likely than ''Herobrine''! It makes perfect sense!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Come on, um, prove me wrong with that red truth of yours!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|l.l <( no )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseGay|WC|You could've denied me properly, but you were all fancy with "everyone on the server". Doesn't that say enough? Doesn't that show you know my argument is right??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!!! )> >:@}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( it wasn't a trap! the killer was there and actually did something directly to kill the computer!!!! )> >X<}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Tch...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|Emoticon, dear, I understand that you're used to adding onto what people say...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|...but do be careful with your tongue. You gave your opponent a good hint.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( whateverrrrrrr )> ..,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|A good hint...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Hey, there are a lot of other contestants who, y'know, mess with technology... like, what if the server was invaded by, um, [[Image]], or [[the Eater of Wikis]], or, {{Blink|someone else I'm forgetting}}?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( well, first off, i think image died )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:/ <( second off: those answers aren't valid for your side! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|@N@ <( remember, you're arguing this point to convince the admins to bring back the server. if you say it was because of some Other unknowable unstoppable entity, that doesn't help your case )}}
{{TeamDia|Beato11|Teamless|Exactly. {{Red truth|Blaming any entity which acts outside of the rules of this game is functionally identical to blaming Herobrine!!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Shit, that's sound...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Well- um.. what counts as "the rules of this game?"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|What if someone was- was regular hacking, or used glitches? Pretty common to exploit shit like that in Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would be a really boring answer )> >:P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i can promise, {{Red truth|there were no glitche-}}
{{Red truth|gl-}}
{{Red truth|-ggHGHHKDF}}
HHKKJ-OWOWww what thFuck wait}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( there we go )> <<<<<"}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what the FUCK was that??? )> 0o@}}
{{TeamDia|Beato10|Teamless|Your carelessness shows your naivete...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|{{Red truth|If you attempt to use the red truth to speak a falsehood, you will choke.}} Be cautious with your words.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( wow. having a mouth must SUCK )> >:0}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i know right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was tryna say "there were no glitches or hacking on the server" )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but i guess, like, stuff like tnt dupers<ref>A common glitch used to duplicate lit TNT for farming purposes</ref> or whatever mean that's not TECHNICALLY true )> 8/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so, uh....... )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( nobody hacked into or modded the server, and no glitches or exploits were directly relevant to the white eyes incident itself )> u.u}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( is THAT sufficient? )> >:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I... I guess so, for now.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hey, TC said she wasn't paying super close attention.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Are we, like, sure that nobody just broke in??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( like i said, {{Red truth|no evidence of any changes to the base were found, other than the obvious}} )> B)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Well, are we sure they didn't just replace the blocks after killing her?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would've taken time! and there were soo many people on the scene right after!! )> <:<}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also, yeah i wasnt paying super close attention, but i think i wldve heard someone breaking in lmao}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wwell... still..... it's possible...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|If you missed the sound, and they were quick with it, it's totally possible for them to break a couple blocks, place a stalactite, break it, and leave!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|/:/ <( c'mon, you're not gonna open the locked room with boring answers like that )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|LL <( {{Red truth|no block breaking was at all involved in the computer's death, save for the one segment of dripstone to directly kill her.}} happy? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|..........}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|''She clicks her tongue.''}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer teleported in with an ender pearl, the killer followed The Computer through the door before she closed it, the killer opened the door from the outside using a power source, The Computer accidentally killed herself using dripstone and is lying about Herobrine.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( {{Red truth|no teleporting happened!! the killer definitely moved into and out of the room!}} because herobrine can tunnel through walls undetected, of course. {{Red truth|the computer closed the door before anyone else could enter! nothing was placed on the outside of the room that was relevant to this death!!! and, the killing was definitely intentional, nor was it a suicide!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wtf happened, then??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^ <( herobrine went in through the walls, summo}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's a room that-}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|ned some dripstone, and slaughtered her easily!! )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|-that the killer went in and out of, but no blocks were broken or placed, and they didn't use the door...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hold on. How does this base fucking work at all?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|There's one door that you can't open from the outside? How do you get in??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its to stop people from coming in when im in}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|whenever i head out i just leave it open lol}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|......}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then, it's not a locked- a locked room at all!!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wait wdym}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer could have hid inside the room before The Computer even got there, then she went in and closed the door and got killed!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( c'mon, she would've totally noticed someone hiding inside )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yea im ngl i think i would have}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( plus, {{Red truth|no players were in the room before the computer entered!}} )> ^:V}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Gah!!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|This is SO simple. All you need is some way to quickly get in and out of the room without... without violating anything in red!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's just annoying that I can't figure out what that way ''is''.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|kind of just describing a locked room there}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^c <( i suppose you've given up? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|No!! I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I can't solve this right now, but if all I need is one little piece, I'm not gonna give up!}} [maybe remove stuff after this?]
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah might b worth it 2 like}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|strategic retreat for now, look at the other murders}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|see if you figure out anything new}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Yeah. Yeah!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'll count this as a win for me until then )> :0<}}

== Chapter Two: Third case ==
Following the previous chapter, now that two deaths have happened and two strange builds have appeared in such quick succession, the server is on edge, and many players begin to suspect each other of killing. Taking advantage of this distrust, Padlock, Go Sign, Sock Hater, and Toy Blocks plan to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it is both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]]. They easily sneak into the base, with nobody left alive to defend it. The members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] mine out the structure, collect all of The Computer's dropped items (save her iron boots), steal as many valuables from her chests as possible.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} all im saying is :neutral_face:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} the computer dies, and the heist crew is stealing her stuff right after :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} really makes you think who killed her :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} What}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE AREN'T}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} stealing is bad don't do it >:(}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} DEFINITELY NOT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} oh ok :)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Guys. What's the point in trying to hide it.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We outnumber every living player 4 to 3.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so you guys DID kill her!!! :head_explosion:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} It's the principle of the thing}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Thieves shouldn't admit to their thievery}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah, TB, you should know that by now}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's that supposed to mean??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} if you're stealing her stuff can i have her sword}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wait hold on.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We're stealing her stuff but we did not fucking kill her.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} yeah, we're not the ultimate MURDER crew}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} I kind of appreciate that name}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Can we be the Ultimate Murder Crew?}}

Once UHC returns to the UHCHCHC<ref>The Ultimate Heist Crew HardCore Hideout Center</ref>, the group begins to organize their stolen loot. The members of the team argue briefly over who gets to keep what. At the same time, Dora finds another unexplainable structure: a long tunnel dug into a cave with redstone torches lining the walls. She keeps this knowledge secret from the members of UHC, suspicious of their actions surrounding The Computer.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yo diffuser}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} come over here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what :question_mark:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} oh wow :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} who built this? :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} what is it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} noah where are you}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you should look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where no evil beings can come}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What did you guys find?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} not telling}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} ??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} u guys totally killed tc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} yeah, so you don't get to have our secret info :face_with_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Whatever, you're just jealous we got all her stuff}}

Before they are able to fully put everything away, a massive hole suddenly and inexplicably opens up beneath the UHCers. Everyone dies of fall damage, except for Toy Blocks, who successfully water bucket clutches at the bottom. However, she doesn't get a chance to explore or figure out what happened, as Herobrine kills her using an explosion shortly afterwards.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Wherever shall we put the shrine?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} In the middle of the floor would look nice.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We'd have to get rid of some of the carpet though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Who cares?}}
{{MCMessage|IHATESOCK fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|joketeller48 fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|Padlock_Is_COOL fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|bajablaster005 was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ????}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So is that it, or...?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Like, fall damage?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I'm not sure what the trick is here, but dying of fall damage isn't... supernatural, is it??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it is though!! )> >_>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( think about it, they were in the base already, not anywhere near a cliff or whatever )> :V}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but suddenly, a MASSIVE hole appears beneath their feet )> <0o0>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it's like the entire chunk was removed at once! how do you explain that?? )> ?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Okay, but that just means there was, um, a trap or something, right?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Like, just set up some TNT under them and shit, right? Pack a bunch in there. Like, uhm, a piston mechanism, with TNT at the bottom.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that leaves the last one though, damn... There isn't a player named Herobrine on the server, is there?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I, I mean, everyone would have seen them join...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:? <( ummm. yeah )}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( that theory only really works for the falling part )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>;) <( also: {{Red truth|no redstone dust, redstone blocks, nor redstone torches were used to kill the UHCers, both as blocks, AND as crafting components! )}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( i'm not gonna let you try to come up with stupid redstone trap-X's for the entire battle )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|For both types of deaths?! Kill me already...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that's what the red truth says )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Okay, sure...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean... it's not like you HAVE to use redstone to blow someone up. Like, you could manually activate TNT, or use end crystals, or whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|O, Oh! End crystals! It isn't redstone but it explodes!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|That's how Toy Blocks was blown up!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|-_- <( well duh. herobrine placed the end crystals or whatever and blew up toy blocks )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|... That's... fucking stupid... but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|Back to the falling part. Maybe a command block or something? Like, /fill would accomplish this, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:/ <( no! {{Red truth|no commands were used for the entire white eyes incident!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:< <( feel like that should basically fold into "no exploits" or whatever... )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|ok cool sure hfglhdfghbdgvfkmkhh}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|It's really hard to think of anything when I barely know what happened...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey uh}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|why not just. ask the victims}}

{{TeamDia|SockHater|UHC|Idk.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Not ENTIRELY sure.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|It was such a blur!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|What.... um..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Uh,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|''jesus christ why do i have to talk to people''}}
{{TeamDia|Go Sign|UHC|Our heist had gone perfectly... but alas!}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|We've never had a heist fail before<ref>Padlock is lying.</ref>, dude! This "Herobrine" really is a tough one.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|Yeah, I mean, I'm kinda pissed we lost all that progress...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|...but it's kind of awesome that, y'know, the only way we could be beaten was supernaturally.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Well, I-I'm, kind of trying to, prove that false, so...}}
{{TeamDia|SockHaterHappy|UHC|It's weird he even wanted to kill us. I'm really not the type to be haunted.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Clearly, retaliation for our theft... never this vengeful a target has been our opponent!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So,, none of you know anything,?}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|I mean, I guess I saw a little more...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocks|UHC|When we placed down the shrine, there was this weird sound, like-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Right!! A bunch of blocks suddenly breaking!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksDetermined|UHC|-.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|And then, the floor suddenly all broke around us, and everyone died.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|Except me!!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|I water bucketed at the bottom of the pit, but there wasn't anything there that I could see.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksPissed|UHC|And then I blew up and died.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksSilly|UHC|I don't really know if that's useful, but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean,, that sure makes it sound like a weird trap, and not something supernatural.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Maybe the real killer just built-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Nah, it can't have been planned ahead.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|If it really WAS a trap, how'd they know we were gonna steal the shrine and then bring it to that specific room of our base?}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|}}

* not entirely sure how this should go tbhh
* oh shit wait you can nametag hostile mobs. maybe that's how toy blocks died. but how would that even work..... and how would she not notice...

== Intermission ==
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Man, I don't get it.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|What's Emoticon's stake in this anyways? I don't really buy her earlier excuse.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|oh no shes for sure hiding her real motive}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH AGAIN}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|I don't know how you keep getting me like this. But it is fishy, right?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like she is hiding her true reason that much is obvious to me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i dont think its anything sinister}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, its just a video game. and a logic battle. the stakes arent that high}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well duh. But like, what does she gain from this?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|If it wasn't literally impossible for her to play minecraft, I would just say that she's the culprit.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats right, she cant really press buttons on a keyboard or anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i wouldnt say she isnt participating in the server at all}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But it's literally impossible for her to play! She doesn't even have a body!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|N-no offense,}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol dw}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but what i mean is that theres a reason that emoticon is your opponent here and not that witch lady}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, what does it mean to be a [[gamer]]?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|To be highly skilled at video games, or at least well-versed.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|how would you measure that? like, for a specific game how could you define that skill?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm... Well, I guess you could do that in two ways. Your execution, and your knowledge of the game itself.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, the difference between labbing a combo and actually using it in a match, to speak my own language if I may.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Oh! So, like, even though Emoticon has zero execution skill, she's showing off her knowledge of the game?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ooh i think you might be onto something}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i feel like showing off is the wrong word for it though?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...not sure I get what you mean.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|doesnt rly matter rn}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lets get back to crimesolving}}

==Chapter Three: Moving in stasis==
Noah

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's it!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} it's my job to destroy all evildoers}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i've been hiding in my impenetrable base for too long}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} ? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} protecting the innocent (me)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} when i SHOULD have been KILLING THE NOT INNOCENT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey quick question noah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} did you kill the heisters}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} of course not!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i just said i was hiding in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok but}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you've called them evil before :hushed:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you might have just killed them in order to enact justice!!! :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's a good point. i would do something like that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but i didn't. and if i did i would be more proud about it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok dude <<"}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but, that does make me think,}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that maybe, this "herobrine" is actually, like his name suggests, a "hero", and is actually a good guy}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} he killed tc too though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} she was also evil probably}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} compelling theory, but how can we be sure it's not just you... covering your own crimes up? :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} cause i said so}}

Dora discusses the strange tunnel she found with Diffuser, unsure of its purpose, when Noah arrives from his base. Noah explains that he's using an enderpearl stasis chamber<ref>A mechanism that allows enderpearls, an item which teleports the user, to be stored and activated remotely.</ref> set on a timer, allowing him to exit his base for a short period of time before he automatically returns, assuring that he has an out if anything goes wrong.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wht is this tunnel btw}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i'd assume the redstone torches were for some trap but they're so easily breakable}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} they're part of the original herobrine myth :smiling_imp:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he digs around all across the server and lines the tunnels with redstone torches so mobs can still spawn :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} that's like the fourth or fifth thing that must've been built in advance}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} assuming noahs not lying and tc/uhc really did die from traps}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} or herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he's kinda stupid too cause 1.18 made it so mobs can't spawn with any light :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} jesus christ you scared me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} are you gonna kill us :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} no}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here to confront herobrine once and for all}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and figure out if he's a good guy or not}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and if he's not.... you know what happens >:)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what if he's stronger than you :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i doubt it. i have maxed out gear}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ur wearing diamond not netherite tho}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i can't go to hell cause i'm not evil}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but also. i have a secret weapon}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} there's an enderpearl stasis chamber in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what is that :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} its a weird machine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} it lets you teleport back to a specific spot}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} yeah and it's on a timer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so if herobrine is ever about to kill me i can just hide and then i'll go back to my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where i'll be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i feel like . there are issues with that plan}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} first off what if he reads chat and fucks with it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} nah he won't}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i trust him}}

Dora, curious about the tunnel, and Noah, wanting to confront Herobrine, head down the redstone torch tunnel. After a little while [], Noah is suddenly teleported back to his base earlier than he set the timer. Before either he or Dora can figure out what happened, both are suddenly killed by a massive explosion.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah im breaking through the walls and whtever and i rly cant find anything}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so it's not a trap after all? :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} well theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} so many ways you can make one without it being obvious}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} clearly herobrine wants an honorable duel}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} honestly this is rly scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} the tunnel just keeps going}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} whered you go}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} my enderpearl activated somehow}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh oh :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but it's way too early!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i set the timer for WAY longer than this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hold on i gotta head there don;'t kill herobrine without me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} im going back to the entrance then}}
{{MCMessage|pendugolum was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|Noah was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :pensive:}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|well, I don't think so.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it doesn't make sense to kill the ultimate heist crew (all evildoers) and then me (paragon of justice) right.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|Unless maybe it's a scary unthinking monster.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|But, the killer seemed to act both emotionally and smart...ly.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|They only went after people who messed with their stuff, and did it in a way they couldn't be found.}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it's really easy to get messed up with names is the thing.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|like, with me and [[Evil Noah]], and all the other noahs. I'm the coolest and strongest and best one but we all have to share a name, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|And if you think we're all the same (which we aren't, because he's evil,) and then you tried to fight "Noah," you might be way overprepared or underprepared for where he scales.}}

*well clearly this is related to the nametagging hostile mob thing from earlier
*but also, this has to have been built so far in advance
*some other stuff

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Wait, this stuff with names is important.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, my whole logic here is you can nametag a hostile mob and make it show up in chat.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But, um,...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|''Nurse Cap quickly types something into her computer.''}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Yeah!! If you- if you nametag a ''pet'', like a dog or cat or whatever, then it dies, it ALSO shows up in chat!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( hm? )> :3<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'm not following, sorry )> u.u"}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well, you confirmed the deaths of Noah and Dora and the UCH- UHCers, right? But not The Computer!!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|S-so, maybe, her death was actually just a fucking cat or something dying, and that leaves her alive to... set up something else, I dunno.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wouldnt that make ME herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|XD <( could you fucking imagine?? )}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wtf lol. the accusation after i'm helping you}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I meAN, maybe you were just an accomplice... or like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I'm just. Covering all my bases.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|(o>o) <( no. {{Red truth|theComputeHer is absolutely and definitively dead}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( but honestly, good catch there. i should've used that for some trick )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Tch...}}

==Chapter Four: Open warehouse==
As the only player left on the server, Diffuser takes it upon themself to explore each crime scene in detail, expecting to be killed quickly. They first check down the tunnel that Dora and Noah went down, finding a massive crater but nothing else of note.

Assuming all the evidence was destroyed, Diffuser then heads to Noah's IMPENETRABLE BASE to break into it. This takes several minutes. Once inside, they find that the inside of the base has also been demolished, various items on the floor from inside chests. An activated enderpearl stasis chamber is in the corner of the room, with Noah's items scattered on the ground around it.

Taking Noah's gear for better protection, they head to the UHCHC to find the Herobrine shrine floating above a hole in the floor. At the bottom of the pit, there is another large crater with no real evidence.

Over the course of this chapter, Diffuser becomes more and more convinced that another being is with them, as they know they're the only person left on the server and that they didn't kill anyone. Strangely, while exploring the crater in UHCHC's base, they are killed by Herobrine in an unknown manner.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna be real herobrine :confused:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} if that is who you are :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} idr wanna play anymore if nobody else is here :pensive:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} sorry for whatever we did to upset you :man_shrugging:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna hop off soon :sleepy:}}
{{MCMessage|alphabetter tried to swim in lava whilst escaping Herobrine}}

*shortest logic battle, it's the same logic as above but even easier cause diffuser just needs to be hit by a mob and fall into lava
*emoticon: but wouldn't they notice? and where did the lava come from? there wasn't any reported by the uhcers!!
*nurse cap: ok but those are super easily explainable. in fact i think i know all the solutions.......

==Aftermath==
Once Diffuser dies, there is nobody left on the server, and it is left open for less than a day. Many alternate explanations for the White Eyes Incident are circulated (most centered around either Noah or the Ultimate Heist Crew.) However, since the incident affected everybody equally and no satisfying explanations are presented, the overwhelming consensus is that Herobrine really was the culprit, leading to Mike and Spike deciding not to bring the server back.

Although it is never stated in chat, after many of the players report occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to wiki editors calling it the "White Eyes Incident".

As the only player to never witness anything out of the ordinary, Nurse Cap remains unconvinced. Her connection to the server and desire for answers lead her to take it upon herself to prove the nonexistence of Herobrine. Emoticon (a character introduced in the final section of the episode) takes it upon herself to deny Nurse Cap's claims, feeling a kinship with Herobrine and desire to take part in the game. Aided by the Golden Witch Beatrice and The Computer, Emoticon and Nurse Cap engage in a [[logic battle]] to determine the true nature of the White Eyes Incident, marking the end of the first episode.

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="mechanical solutions" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|dude wtf}}

*nurse cap figures out the mechanical solution to each puzzle, they all just require someone to be there
*emoticon is like "ohh shit ok i won't deny these for now. but who did it?"
*both that nurse cap feels weird directly accusing someone but also. red truth is used to point out that literally everybody has a confirmed location when each murder happens, and they're not anywhere near
*bunch of solutions that keep getting shot down and get increasingly desperate

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then- then maybe }}

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|What if some of your "red truths" were actually ''maroon'' truths!!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|{{Red truth|RED TRUTH IS RED TRUTH! To deny it is to deny the very nature of the game itself!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|The game which, I remind you, is being played for your benefit!}}

* nurse cap realizes "oh shit wait you said 'theComputeHer is dead' and not 'the player the computer' like everyone else. so maybe that old solution is still valid"

{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!! i'm sorry for using natural language!!!! )> XP}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( y'know what?? )> >:<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( lemme make this as clear as possible for you. make sure i REALLY communicate the truth of this argument )> uwu}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( (someone type in a heading rq) )> ..}}
==[like this?]==
==^^ <( thanks! )==
=={{Red truth|( the player Nurse Cap, username radiantpill, is dead )> \:0 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player The Computer, username theComputeHer, is dead! )> 1:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Sock Hater, username IHATESOCK, is dead!! )> ?:2 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Go Sign, username joketeller48, is dead!!! )> >:3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Padlock, username Padlock_Is_COOL, is dead!!!! )> 4oU }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Toy Blocks, username bajablaster005, is dead!!!!! )> L:5 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Dora, username pendugolum, is dead!!!!!! )> :U6 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Noah, username Noah, is dead!!!!!!! )> >:7 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Diffuser, username alphabetter, is dead!!!!!!!! )> E<nowiki>=</nowiki>8O }}==
=={{Red truth|( excepting you, every single player was intentionally killed because of someone who was there!!!!!!!!! )> *-Uw9 }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players were ever on during the White Eyes Incident, starting after the glowstone E was first discovered!!!!!!!!! )> >:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players ever intentionally performed any actions related to the White Eyes Incident!!!!!!!!!! )> @u@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( there isn't any secret killer who's gonna hand you the solution! you're not gonna open the server back up!! )> </3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( AND!!!!!!!!!! )> >:@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( YOU GET ZERO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! )> >:>>>>>> }}==
</div>

== Epilogue ==

{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|you good?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Sorry, yeah, just, umm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I don't understand why she's being... Like... Such a bitch??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|And uhm, I KNOW it's stupid to be caring about this this much, but like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I dunno... Emoticon can't play on the server, the hell does she care what happens to it?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hitting me with some tough shit like that... Why doesn't she want anyone playing??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean. i doubt her intent is to stop you from playing minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like .. i dont think she's a bully}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|shes not doing this just to piss ppl off}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like what we were talking about before, with her knowledge of the game}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So then she's just showing off?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|You said that wasn't totally right, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i think a better way to put it is just... having fun}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i dont think she can do that a lot.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she doesnt get to do shit with people yknow. she doesnt get to grab food or go outside or play minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and i. get that}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|... I- I get it too. Uh, but, not in exactly the same way...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol yeah}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so when you watch everyone having fun and doing whatever and you wanna join in, youve gotta find some other way}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|if you can only talk thru text then its easy to insert yourself as part of a story}} <^v- grahhh change these lines ithink
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so you play the part of the villain messing everyone up. and everyone pays attention to you and has fun tryna defeat you and whatever}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like. a way to play the game on the same level}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and its low stakes, and if they beat you, no harm done}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...it's low stakes, yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So she just wanted to play a game...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Uhm... Well... In a way, i, it's been fun playing against her...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Still out of pocket for her to try and shut down the server though lmao.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she wasn't the one acting as herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...huh.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I guess she wasn't.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also did you just say lmao out loud}}

==Trivia==
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="DON'T CLICK" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
*Even after Diffuser's death, there is still one message that appears in chat afterwards:
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
**No players are online at the time this message displays, meaning it does not factor into their logic or reasoning.
</div>

==References==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

<references />

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-08-23T21:43:21Z

WITCH:

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{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}

[[Uminekraft|[nameeeee]]] is an English visual novel series produced by [[Girl Host Team]], following the release of [[Girl Host]]. The first episode, titled ''The White Eyes Incident'', was published on July 31st, 2024, with subsequent episodes expected to release in the coming year.

The story follows a group of players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server experiencing a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of everybody involved, known as '''The White Eyes Incident'''. Due to their unsolvable nature, these killings are explained as the actions of a supernatural entity, and because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine. [[Nurse Cap]], as the main protagonist, is tasked with proving whether this supernatural narrative is true.

[PUT A BIG COOL IMAGE HERE!!!!!!!]
== Competitors Appearing ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}}
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="description s" data-collapsetext="no descriptions">
Nurse Cap

Dora

Diffuser

Noah

Azalea
A member of the internationally recognized terrorist group "The Mario Party"
Her existence as a computer program makes her capable of extreme acts of terrorism, but her powers can be severely limited by the system she inhabits.

As the last surviving member of The Mario Party on the server, she is determined to

She was previously only known as "The Computer." Her current name was chosen from a newfound interest in plants.

Sock Hater
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
He's quick to get annoyed, not very smart, and often holds no specific role on the team. Despite being a userbox who escaped from a digital environment into the real world, he holds little connection to computers or wikis.

Has an ongoing feud with socks.

Padlock
The founder, leader, and hacker of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
Responsible for many of the team's biggest heists, he does not work well on his own, but is considered good at planning for others. Values the bond with his teammates immensely, but is not above

Has an ongoing feud with Toy Blocks.

Toy Blocks
The former recordkeeper for the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."

The most levelheaded member of the team, she was responsible for keeping the team in check, though she has been less active post her elimination. Her tendency to get caught in minute details makes

She was formerly an object made of many disconnected pieces, but was transformed into a human after a strange and mysterious incident.

Has an ongoing feud with Padlock.

Go Sign
A member of the petty crime group "The Ultimate Heist Crew."
</div>

The first episode begins by showing various conversations between players of the server and [[Mike and Spike|the admins]]. As dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, many players ask them to either roll back or restart the server; however, because Herobrine can traverse through Minecraft servers, he would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective. As such, the admins deem the server unplayable and close it indefinitely.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO, SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to, to,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort. To get the server back}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It IS frustrating. I was having fun too, and it's annoying we can't convince the mods or anything.}}
{{TeamDia||WC|''A pause in the conversation.''}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know, you're the only one who wasn't directly affected by Herobrine. That means you're kind of the most impartial party.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess so. Why?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|Just thinking...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure this out?}}

== Chapter Zero: Fucked it up ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident is the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there is nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth, where he places similar structures throughout a player's world.

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Lemme pull up the [[Host/Chat logs|chat logs]]...}}

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempts to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicks, becoming the first person to die on the server the day of the White Eyes Incident, and the only one unrelated to it.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's up?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh shit.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...alright, it's pretty obvious that anyone could've built the glowstone thing...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Just gotta... find a mundane way all the actual deaths could've happened, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|"Find a mundane way"? That seems awfully single-minded...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|Wh-}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Who's there? Where'd you come from!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''A mote of gold leaf seems to flit in the air, apparently unamused with Nurse Cap's behaviour.''}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|?|Teamless|''Suddenly, the golden speck begins to swirl around the tired girl, joined by another spark, then another, then ten golden butterflies, then ten thousand more, as the room is filled with a blinding crackle of light that coallesces into...!''}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I'm- I'm sorry...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...who?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|:0??????}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|You two know each other?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato12|Teamless|We've made parlance, yes, and I've been teaching her a few of my tricks!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, we met back during the [[Edit War|edit war]] )> ^^}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|She's a good conversationalist, if a bit... flat.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|...is she really a good opponent for me, though? I didn't even think she could play Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( i mean, i can't. unless you count being a sign painter as playing )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:D <( but i assure you... )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|>:3 <( i am more than qualified to be your opponent )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|What the fuck????}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Unlike you, Emoticon took to magic ''very'' quickly.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|<nowiki>:</nowiki>0c <( you remember how this works, right? {{Red truth|red truth is red truth, everything stated in red must be absolutely true? )}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Y-yeah, I remember the rules, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|So, you really wanna fight against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( listen, i gotta go up to bat for herobrine! we have a lot in common )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|#^^ <( besides the immaterial entity stuff, people keep making hoaxes of both of us, and it makes everyone think we're not real! that sucks!!! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:3 <( so i am FULLY ready to defend my friend's existence, and proving you wrong is just a side effect of that. )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|W-well, um...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Bring it on!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|I'm ready to deny him AND all your claims, if it gets the server back!!}}

== Chapter One: Heroic retribution ==
Following her death, [[Nurse Cap's Funeral|a funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave is made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> is held in Nurse Cap's honour, bringing every player to the same location. Afterwards, most of the players disperse, with The Computer leaving first. After entering her base, she complains about an odd structure that has mysteriously appeared. Before she is able to explain what it is, she is quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

Seeing the death message, every player rushes to The Computer's base. Upon breaking the iron door to get inside, they find her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version seen in-game is a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

Assuming her death to be perpetrated by an outside source, the players realize it would have been impossible for the killer got in or out of the room: The Computer's base has only one entrance, an iron door that can only be opened from the inside; the door does not seem to have been tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there are no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody is able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This is the first major piece of evidence that a supernatural entity is at play, with the current common understanding being that the shrine summoned Herobrine into the world, and that he is now acting maliciously.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} why is it on fire}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} isn't this the herobrine shrine? :interrobang:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

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{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> u^.^u}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( here's how it went down )> >:>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset, so she went to get rid of it, but herobrine didn't like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> <OoO>}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having, uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like, she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Wait, The C., if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|How does the base work? Why's it so difficult to get in?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its got an iron door that only opens from the inside}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so someone would have to break into it to kill me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but yknow nobody could find anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatterful|WC|That doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|W-well, there's, like, SO many different kinds of traps in the game. Come on, it's such a simple explanation!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( yeah, which is why it's the first thing everyone already thought of )> UuU}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( remember, {{Red truth|everyone on the server looked in and around the base for signs of tampering, and not counting the shrine or stalactite, they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary!}} how'd this hypothetical killer fit a trap in there?? )> <:0c}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Ghh,, I mean, nobody here is an EXPERT at the game. Maybe everybody missed something? That would explain how it got TC as well.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>L# <( wow, that's pretty mean )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:^/ <( and also, contradictory. you're saying someone here set up this complicated trap, but nobody's good enough to do it? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Well... uh.. (shit...)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Actually... does it have to have been someone we know of? I don't think anyone was keeping track of the player list the whole time.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Maybe, someone else joined the server with intent to grief us, and they were the one who set up this trap!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ohhhh shit. that makes sense we do have a lot of haters}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( alright, so, an unknown individual you have no evidence of set up an unknown trap you have no evidence of )> <<?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|It's still more likely than ''Herobrine''! It makes perfect sense!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Come on, um, prove me wrong with that red truth of yours!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|l.l <( no )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseGay|WC|You could've denied me properly, but you were all fancy with "everyone on the server". Doesn't that say enough? Doesn't that show you know my argument is right??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!!! )> >:@}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( it wasn't a trap! the killer was there and actually did something directly to kill the computer!!!! )> >X<}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Tch...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|Emoticon, dear, I understand that you're used to adding onto what people say...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato8|Teamless|...but do be careful with your tongue. You gave your opponent a good hint.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( whateverrrrrrr )> ..,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|A good hint...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Hey, there are a lot of other contestants who, y'know, mess with technology... like, what if the server was invaded by, um, [[Image]], or [[the Eater of Wikis]], or, {{Blink|someone else I'm forgetting}}?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( well, first off, i think image died )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:/ <( second off: those answers aren't valid for your side! )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|@N@ <( remember, you're arguing this point to convince the admins to bring back the server. if you say it was because of some Other unknowable unstoppable entity, that doesn't help your case )}}
{{TeamDia|Beato11|Teamless|Exactly. {{Red truth|Blaming any entity which acts outside of the rules of this game is functionally identical to blaming Herobrine!!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Shit, that's sound...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Well- um.. what counts as "the rules of this game?"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|What if someone was- was regular hacking, or used glitches? Pretty common to exploit shit like that in Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would be a really boring answer )> >:P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i can promise, {{Red truth|there were no glitche-}}
{{Red truth|gl-}}
{{Red truth|-ggHGHHKDF}}
HHKKJ-OWOWww what thFuck wait}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( there we go )> <<<<<"}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what the FUCK was that??? )> 0o@}}
{{TeamDia|Beato10|Teamless|Your carelessness shows your naivete...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|{{Red truth|If you attempt to use the red truth to speak a falsehood, you will choke.}} Be cautious with your words.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( wow. having a mouth must SUCK )> >:0}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i know right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was tryna say "there were no glitches or hacking on the server" )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but i guess, like, stuff like tnt dupers<ref>A common glitch used to duplicate lit TNT for farming purposes</ref> or whatever mean that's not TECHNICALLY true )> 8/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so, uh....... )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( nobody hacked into or modded the server, and no glitches or exploits were directly relevant to the white eyes incident itself )> u.u}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( is THAT sufficient? )> >:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I... I guess so, for now.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hey, TC said she wasn't paying super close attention.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Are we, like, sure that nobody just broke in??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( like i said, {{Red truth|no evidence of any changes to the base were found, other than the obvious}} )> B)}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Well, are we sure they didn't just replace the blocks after killing her?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would've taken time! and there were soo many people on the scene right after!! )> <:<}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also, yeah i wasnt paying super close attention, but i think i wldve heard someone breaking in lmao}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wwell... still..... it's possible...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|If you missed the sound, and they were quick with it, it's totally possible for them to break a couple blocks, place a stalactite, break it, and leave!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|/:/ <( c'mon, you're not gonna open the locked room with boring answers like that )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|LL <( {{Red truth|no block breaking was at all involved in the computer's death, save for the one segment of dripstone to directly kill her.}} happy? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|..........}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|''She clicks her tongue.''}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer teleported in with an ender pearl, the killer followed The Computer through the door before she closed it, the killer opened the door from the outside using a power source, The Computer accidentally killed herself using dripstone and is lying about Herobrine.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:> <( {{Red truth|no teleporting happened!! the killer definitely moved into and out of the room!}} because herobrine can tunnel through walls undetected, of course. {{Red truth|the computer closed the door before anyone else could enter! nothing was placed on the outside of the room that was relevant to this death!!! and, the killing was definitely intentional, nor was it a suicide!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Wtf happened, then??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^ <( herobrine went in through the walls, summo}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's a room that-}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|ned some dripstone, and slaughtered her easily!! )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|-that the killer went in and out of, but no blocks were broken or placed, and they didn't use the door...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hold on. How does this base fucking work at all?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|There's one door that you can't open from the outside? How do you get in??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its to stop people from coming in when im in}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|whenever i head out i just leave it open lol}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|......}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then, it's not a locked- a locked room at all!!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wait wdym}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|The killer could have hid inside the room before The Computer even got there, then she went in and closed the door and got killed!!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( c'mon, she would've totally noticed someone hiding inside )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yea im ngl i think i would have}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( plus, {{Red truth|no players were in the room before the computer entered!}} )> ^:V}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Gah!!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|This is SO simple. All you need is some way to quickly get in and out of the room without... without violating anything in red!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|It's just annoying that I can't figure out what that way ''is''.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|kind of just describing a locked room there}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^c <( i suppose you've given up? )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|No!! I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I can't solve this right now, but if all I need is one little piece, I'm not gonna give up!}} [maybe remove stuff after this?]
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah might b worth it 2 like}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|strategic retreat for now, look at the other murders}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|see if you figure out anything new}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Yeah. Yeah!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'll count this as a win for me until then )> :0<}}

== Chapter Two: Third case ==
Following the previous chapter, now that two deaths have happened and two strange builds have appeared in such quick succession, the server is on edge, and many players begin to suspect each other of killing. Taking advantage of this distrust, Padlock, Go Sign, Sock Hater, and Toy Blocks plan to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it is both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]]. They easily sneak into the base, with nobody left alive to defend it. The members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] mine out the structure, collect all of The Computer's dropped items (save her iron boots), steal as many valuables from her chests as possible.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} all im saying is :neutral_face:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} the computer dies, and the heist crew is stealing her stuff right after :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} really makes you think who killed her :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} What}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE AREN'T}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} stealing is bad don't do it >:(}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} DEFINITELY NOT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} oh ok :)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Guys. What's the point in trying to hide it.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We outnumber every living player 4 to 3.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so you guys DID kill her!!! :head_explosion:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} It's the principle of the thing}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Thieves shouldn't admit to their thievery}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Yeah, TB, you should know that by now}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What's that supposed to mean??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} if you're stealing her stuff can i have her sword}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} No}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wait hold on.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} We're stealing her stuff but we did not fucking kill her.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} yeah, we're not the ultimate MURDER crew}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} I kind of appreciate that name}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Can we be the Ultimate Murder Crew?}}

Once UHC returns to the UHCHCHC<ref>The Ultimate Heist Crew HardCore Hideout Center</ref>, the group begins to organize their stolen loot. The members of the team argue briefly over who gets to keep what. At the same time, Dora finds another unexplainable structure: a long tunnel dug into a cave with redstone torches lining the walls. She keeps this knowledge secret from the members of UHC, suspicious of their actions surrounding The Computer.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yo diffuser}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} come over here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what :question_mark:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} oh wow :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} who built this? :astonished:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} what is it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} noah where are you}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you should look at this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where no evil beings can come}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} What did you guys find?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} not telling}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} ??}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} u guys totally killed tc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} yeah, so you don't get to have our secret info :face_with_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} NO WE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Whatever, you're just jealous we got all her stuff}}

Before they are able to fully put everything away, a massive hole suddenly and inexplicably opens up beneath the UHCers. Everyone dies of fall damage, except for Toy Blocks, who successfully water bucket clutches at the bottom. However, she doesn't get a chance to explore or figure out what happened, as Herobrine kills her using an explosion shortly afterwards.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<joketeller48>|color=green}} Wherever shall we put the shrine?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} In the middle of the floor would look nice.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We'd have to get rid of some of the carpet though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Who cares?}}
{{MCMessage|IHATESOCK fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|joketeller48 fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|Padlock_Is_COOL fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|bajablaster005 was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ????}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Okay, seriously...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|FALL DAMAGE?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I'm not sure what the trick is here, especially for that last part, but dying of fall damage isn't... supernatural, is it??}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it is though!! )> >_>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( think about it, they were in the base already, not anywhere near a cliff or whatever )> :V}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but suddenly, a MASSIVE hole appears beneath their feet )> <0o0>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( it's like the entire chunk was removed at once! how do you explain that?? )> ?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Okay, but that just means there was, um, a trap or something, right?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Here's how it happened: rows and rows of TNT were set up to blow up enough blocks to make the UHCers fall to their deaths!! Or- or a piston mechanism, with TNT at the bottom!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But... shoot, how do I explain that last death? There isn't a player named Herobrine on the server, is there?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I-I mean, everyone would have seen them join...}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:? <( ummm. yeah )}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( that theory only really works for the falling part )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>;) <( also: {{Red truth|no redstone dust, redstone blocks, nor redstone torches were used to kill the UHCers, both as blocks, AND as crafting components! )}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|:/ <( i'm not gonna let you try to come up with stupid redstone trap-X's for the entire battle )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|Seriously??? For both types of deaths!?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that's what the red truth says )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Right, right...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean... it's not like you HAVE to use redstone to blow someone up. Like, you could manually activate TNT, or use end crystals, or whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|In fact, there you go! End crystals! That's a non-redstone thing which explodes!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|That's how Toy Blocks was blown up!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|-_- <( well duh. herobrine placed the end crystals or whatever and blew up toy blocks )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|That's so stupid...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|Back to the falling part. Maybe a command block or something? Like, /fill would accomplish this, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:/ <( no! {{Red truth|no commands were used for the entire white eyes incident!}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|>:< <( feel like that should basically fold into "no exploits" or whatever... )}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Grrrrrgdfhgsjk}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|It's really hard to think of anything when I barely know what happened...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hey uh}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|why not just. ask the victims}}

{{TeamDia|SockHater|UHC|Idk.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Not ENTIRELY sure.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|It was such a blur!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|What.... um..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|Uh,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|''jesus christ why do i have to talk to people''}}
{{TeamDia|Go Sign|UHC|Our heist had gone perfectly... but alas!}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|We've never had a heist fail before<ref>Padlock is lying.</ref>, dude! This "Herobrine" really is a tough one.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|Yeah, I mean, I'm kinda pissed we lost all that progress...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|...but it's kind of awesome that, y'know, the only way we could be beaten was supernaturally.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Well, I-I'm, kind of trying to, prove that false, so...}}
{{TeamDia|SockHaterHappy|UHC|It's weird he even wanted to kill us. I'm really not the type to be haunted.}}
{{TeamDia|GoSign|UHC|Clearly, retaliation for our theft... never this vengeful a target has been our opponent!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|So,, none of you know anything,?}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|I mean, I guess I saw a little more...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocks|UHC|When we placed down the shrine, there was this weird sound, like-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Right!! A bunch of blocks suddenly breaking!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksDetermined|UHC|-.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksConfused|UHC|And then, the floor suddenly all broke around us, and everyone died.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|Except me!!}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksJoyous|UHC|I water bucketed at the bottom of the pit, but there wasn't anything there that I could see.}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksPissed|UHC|And then I blew up and died.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm...}}
{{TeamDia|ToyBlocksSilly|UHC|I don't really know if that's useful, but...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|I mean,, that sure makes it sound like a weird trap, and not something supernatural.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Maybe the real killer just built-}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|Nah, it can't have been planned ahead.}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|If it really WAS a trap, how'd they know we were gonna steal the shrine and then bring it to that specific room of our base?}}
{{TeamDia|Padlock|UHC|}}

* not entirely sure how this should go tbhh
* oh shit wait you can nametag hostile mobs. maybe that's how toy blocks died. but how would that even work..... and how would she not notice...

== Intermission ==
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Man, I don't get it.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|What's Emoticon's stake in this anyways? I don't really buy her earlier excuse.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|oh no shes for sure hiding her real motive}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH AGAIN}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|I don't know how you keep getting me like this. But it is fishy, right?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like she is hiding her true reason that much is obvious to me}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i dont think its anything sinister}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, its just a video game. and a logic battle. the stakes arent that high}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well duh. But like, what does she gain from this?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|If it wasn't literally impossible for her to play minecraft, I would just say that she's the culprit.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats right, she cant really press buttons on a keyboard or anything like that}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but i wouldnt say she isnt participating in the server at all}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But it's literally impossible for her to play! She doesn't even have a body!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSympathy|WC|N-no offense,}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol dw}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but what i mean is that theres a reason that emoticon is your opponent here and not that witch lady}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like, what does it mean to be a [[gamer]]?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|To be highly skilled at video games, or at least well-versed.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|how would you measure that? like, for a specific game how could you define that skill?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Hmm... Well, I guess you could do that in two ways. Your execution, and your knowledge of the game itself.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, the difference between labbing a combo and actually using it in a match, to speak my own language if I may.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|Oh! So, like, even though Emoticon has zero execution skill, she's showing off her knowledge of the game?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ooh i think you might be onto something}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i feel like showing off is the wrong word for it though?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|...not sure I get what you mean.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|doesnt rly matter rn}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lets get back to crimesolving}}

==Chapter Three: Moving in stasis==
Noah

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's it!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} it's my job to destroy all evildoers}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i've been hiding in my impenetrable base for too long}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} ? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} protecting the innocent (me)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} when i SHOULD have been KILLING THE NOT INNOCENT}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey quick question noah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} did you kill the heisters}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} of course not!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i just said i was hiding in my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok but}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you've called them evil before :hushed:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} you might have just killed them in order to enact justice!!! :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that's a good point. i would do something like that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but i didn't. and if i did i would be more proud about it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ok dude <<"}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but, that does make me think,}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} that maybe, this "herobrine" is actually, like his name suggests, a "hero", and is actually a good guy}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} he killed tc too though}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} she was also evil probably}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} compelling theory, but how can we be sure it's not just you... covering your own crimes up? :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} cause i said so}}

Dora discusses the strange tunnel she found with Diffuser, unsure of its purpose, when Noah arrives from his base. Noah explains that he's using an enderpearl stasis chamber<ref>A mechanism that allows enderpearls, an item which teleports the user, to be stored and activated remotely.</ref> set on a timer, allowing him to exit his base for a short period of time before he automatically returns, assuring that he has an out if anything goes wrong.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wht is this tunnel btw}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i'd assume the redstone torches were for some trap but they're so easily breakable}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} they're part of the original herobrine myth :smiling_imp:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he digs around all across the server and lines the tunnels with redstone torches so mobs can still spawn :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} that's like the fourth or fifth thing that must've been built in advance}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} assuming noahs not lying and tc/uhc really did die from traps}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} or herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} he's kinda stupid too cause 1.18 made it so mobs can't spawn with any light :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} jesus christ you scared me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} are you gonna kill us :scream:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} no}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i'm here to confront herobrine once and for all}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and figure out if he's a good guy or not}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} and if he's not.... you know what happens >:)}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what if he's stronger than you :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i doubt it. i have maxed out gear}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} ur wearing diamond not netherite tho}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i can't go to hell cause i'm not evil}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but also. i have a secret weapon}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} there's an enderpearl stasis chamber in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what is that :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} its a weird machine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} it lets you teleport back to a specific spot}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} yeah and it's on a timer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} so if herobrine is ever about to kill me i can just hide and then i'll go back to my IMPENETRABLE BASE}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} where i'll be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} i feel like . there are issues with that plan}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} first off what if he reads chat and fucks with it}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} nah he won't}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i trust him}}

Dora, curious about the tunnel, and Noah, wanting to confront Herobrine, head down the redstone torch tunnel. After a little while [], Noah is suddenly teleported back to his base earlier than he set the timer. Before either he or Dora can figure out what happened, both are suddenly killed by a massive explosion.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} yeah im breaking through the walls and whtever and i rly cant find anything}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} so it's not a trap after all? :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} well theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} so many ways you can make one without it being obvious}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} clearly herobrine wants an honorable duel}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} honestly this is rly scary}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} the tunnel just keeps going}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} WTF}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} whered you go}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} my enderpearl activated somehow}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh oh :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} but it's way too early!!!}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} i set the timer for WAY longer than this}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}} hold on i gotta head there don;'t kill herobrine without me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} uh ok}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} im going back to the entrance then}}
{{MCMessage|pendugolum was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|Noah was blown up by Herobrine}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} :pensive:}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|well, I don't think so.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it doesn't make sense to kill the ultimate heist crew (all evildoers) and then me (paragon of justice) right.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|Unless maybe it's a scary unthinking monster.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|But, the killer seemed to act both emotionally and smart...ly.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|They only went after people who messed with their stuff, and did it in a way they couldn't be found.}}

{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|it's really easy to get messed up with names is the thing.}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|like, with me and [[Evil Noah]], and all the other noahs. I'm the coolest and strongest and best one but we all have to share a name, right?}}
{{TeamDia|Noahmeh|EE|And if you think we're all the same (which we aren't, because he's evil,) and then you tried to fight "Noah," you might be way overprepared or underprepared for where he scales.}}

*well clearly this is related to the nametagging hostile mob thing from earlier
*but also, this has to have been built so far in advance
*some other stuff

{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Wait, this stuff with names is important.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|?:?}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Like, my whole logic here is you can nametag a hostile mob and make it show up in chat.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|But, um,...}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|''Nurse Cap quickly types something into her computer.''}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Yeah!! If you- if you nametag a ''pet'', like a dog or cat or whatever, then it dies, it ALSO shows up in chat!!}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( hm? )> :3<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i'm not following, sorry )> u.u"}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Well, you confirmed the deaths of Noah and Dora and the UCH- UHCers, right? But not The Computer!!}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|S-so, maybe, her death was actually just a fucking cat or something dying, and that leaves her alive to... set up something else, I dunno.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wouldnt that make ME herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|XD <( could you fucking imagine?? )}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|wtf lol. the accusation after i'm helping you}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I meAN, maybe you were just an accomplice... or like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I'm just. Covering all my bases.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|(o>o) <( no. {{Red truth|theComputeHer is absolutely and definitively dead}} )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|^^; <( but honestly, good catch there. i should've used that for some trick )}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|Tch...}}

==Chapter Four: Open warehouse==
As the only player left on the server, Diffuser takes it upon themself to explore each crime scene in detail, expecting to be killed quickly. They first check down the tunnel that Dora and Noah went down, finding a massive crater but nothing else of note.

Assuming all the evidence was destroyed, Diffuser then heads to Noah's IMPENETRABLE BASE to break into it. This takes several minutes. Once inside, they find that the inside of the base has also been demolished, various items on the floor from inside chests. An activated enderpearl stasis chamber is in the corner of the room, with Noah's items scattered on the ground around it.

Taking Noah's gear for better protection, they head to the UHCHC to find the Herobrine shrine floating above a hole in the floor. At the bottom of the pit, there is another large crater with no real evidence.

Over the course of this chapter, Diffuser becomes more and more convinced that another being is with them, as they know they're the only person left on the server and that they didn't kill anyone. Strangely, while exploring the crater in UHCHC's base, they are killed by Herobrine in an unknown manner.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna be real herobrine :confused:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} if that is who you are :face_with_monocle:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} uh :sweat:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} idr wanna play anymore if nobody else is here :pensive:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} sorry for whatever we did to upset you :man_shrugging:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} im gonna hop off soon :sleepy:}}
{{MCMessage|alphabetter tried to swim in lava whilst escaping Herobrine}}

*shortest logic battle, it's the same logic as above but even easier cause diffuser just needs to be hit by a mob and fall into lava
*emoticon: but wouldn't they notice? and where did the lava come from? there wasn't any reported by the uhcers!!
*nurse cap: ok but those are super easily explainable. in fact i think i know all the solutions.......

==Aftermath==
Once Diffuser dies, there is nobody left on the server, and it is left open for less than a day. Many alternate explanations for the White Eyes Incident are circulated (most centered around either Noah or the Ultimate Heist Crew.) However, since the incident affected everybody equally and no satisfying explanations are presented, the overwhelming consensus is that Herobrine really was the culprit, leading to Mike and Spike deciding not to bring the server back.

Although it is never stated in chat, after many of the players report occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to wiki editors calling it the "White Eyes Incident".

As the only player to never witness anything out of the ordinary, Nurse Cap remains unconvinced. Her connection to the server and desire for answers lead her to take it upon herself to prove the nonexistence of Herobrine. Emoticon (a character introduced in the final section of the episode) takes it upon herself to deny Nurse Cap's claims, feeling a kinship with Herobrine and desire to take part in the game. Aided by the Golden Witch Beatrice and The Computer, Emoticon and Nurse Cap engage in a [[logic battle]] to determine the true nature of the White Eyes Incident, marking the end of the first episode.

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="mechanical solutions" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|dude wtf}}

*nurse cap figures out the mechanical solution to each puzzle, they all just require someone to be there
*emoticon is like "ohh shit ok i won't deny these for now. but who did it?"
*both that nurse cap feels weird directly accusing someone but also. red truth is used to point out that literally everybody has a confirmed location when each murder happens, and they're not anywhere near
*bunch of solutions that keep getting shot down and get increasingly desperate

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Then- then maybe }}

{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|What if some of your "red truths" were actually ''maroon'' truths!!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|{{Red truth|RED TRUTH IS RED TRUTH! To deny it is to deny the very nature of the game itself!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|The game which, I remind you, is being played for your benefit!}}

* nurse cap realizes "oh shit wait you said 'theComputeHer is dead' and not 'the player the computer' like everyone else. so maybe that old solution is still valid"

{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( oh my god!! i'm sorry for using natural language!!!! )> XP}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( y'know what?? )> >:<}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( lemme make this as clear as possible for you. make sure i REALLY communicate the truth of this argument )> uwu}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( (someone type in a heading rq) )> ..}}
==[like this?]==
==^^ <( thanks! )==
=={{Red truth|( the player Nurse Cap, username radiantpill, is dead )> \:0 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player The Computer, username theComputeHer, is dead! )> 1:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Sock Hater, username IHATESOCK, is dead!! )> ?:2 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Go Sign, username joketeller48, is dead!!! )> >:3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Padlock, username Padlock_Is_COOL, is dead!!!! )> 4oU }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Toy Blocks, username bajablaster005, is dead!!!!! )> L:5 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Dora, username pendugolum, is dead!!!!!! )> :U6 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Noah, username Noah, is dead!!!!!!! )> >:7 }}==
=={{Red truth|( the player Diffuser, username alphabetter, is dead!!!!!!!! )> E<nowiki>=</nowiki>8O }}==
=={{Red truth|( excepting you, every single player was intentionally killed because of someone who was there!!!!!!!!! )> *-Uw9 }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players were ever on during the White Eyes Incident, starting after the glowstone E was first discovered!!!!!!!!! )> >:D }}==
=={{Red truth|( other than those nine, no players ever intentionally performed any actions related to the White Eyes Incident!!!!!!!!!! )> @u@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( there isn't any secret killer who's gonna hand you the solution! you're not gonna open the server back up!! )> </3 }}==
=={{Red truth|( AND!!!!!!!!!! )> >:@ }}==
=={{Red truth|( YOU GET ZERO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! )> >:>>>>>> }}==
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== Epilogue ==

{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|you good?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Sorry, yeah, just, umm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I don't understand why she's being... Like... Such a bitch??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|And uhm, I KNOW it's stupid to be caring about this this much, but like,,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I dunno... Emoticon can't play on the server, the hell does she care what happens to it?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Hitting me with some tough shit like that... Why doesn't she want anyone playing??}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean. i doubt her intent is to stop you from playing minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|like .. i dont think she's a bully}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|shes not doing this just to piss ppl off}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like what we were talking about before, with her knowledge of the game}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So then she's just showing off?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|You said that wasn't totally right, though.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|mhm}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i think a better way to put it is just... having fun}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i dont think she can do that a lot.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she doesnt get to do shit with people yknow. she doesnt get to grab food or go outside or play minecraft}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and i. get that}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|... I- I get it too. Uh, but, not in exactly the same way...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|lol yeah}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so when you watch everyone having fun and doing whatever and you wanna join in, youve gotta find some other way}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|if you can only talk thru text then its easy to insert yourself as part of a story}} <^v- grahhh change these lines ithink
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and so you play the part of the villain messing everyone up. and everyone pays attention to you and has fun tryna defeat you and whatever}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|its like. a way to play the game on the same level}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|and its low stakes, and if they beat you, no harm done}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...it's low stakes, yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|So she just wanted to play a game...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|Uhm... Well... In a way, i, it's been fun playing against her...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|S, Still out of pocket for her to try and shut down the server though lmao.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i mean}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|she wasn't the one acting as herobrine}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|...huh.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|I guess she wasn't.}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|also did you just say lmao out loud}}

==Trivia==
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed different-toggle" data-expandtext="DON'T CLICK" data-collapsetext="no solutions">
*Even after Diffuser's death, there is still one message that appears in chat afterwards:
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
**No players are online at the time this message displays, meaning it does not factor into their logic or reasoning.
</div>

==References==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

<references />

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-07-22T02:16:22Z

WITCH:

<div style="position: absolute; left: -180px; top: -142px; z-index: -5;">{{NoLogo}}[[File:Umilogo.png|link=|134x134px]]</div>
{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}
[[Uminekraft|The White Eyes Incident]] was a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of all players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server. Due to their bizarre and unsolvable nature, these murders were only explainable as the actions of a supernatural entity, with the sole exception of [[Nurse Cap]], who, unrelated, died earlier the same day. Because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is generally considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine.

Dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, leading to many players asking [[Mike and Spike|the admins]] to either roll back or restart the server. However, because he can traverse through Minecraft servers, Herobrine would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

The Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore Minecraft server is now closed indefinitely, with very little likelihood of returning.

[PUT A BIG COOL IMAGE HERE!!!!!!!]
== Competitors Appearing ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<GS>|color=green}} <-placehold er
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}
* some other guys

[replace these with a cooler template latewrr and also make the dialogue good]
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to, to,}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|It IS frustrating. I was having fun too, and it's annoying we can't convince the mods or anything.}}
{{TeamDia||WC|''A pause in the conversation.''}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|You know, you're the only one who wasn't directly affected. That means you're kind of the most impartial party.}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess so. Why?}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure this out?}}

== Chapter Zero ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident was the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there was nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempted to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicked, becoming the first person to die on the server and the only one unrelated to the WEI.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<k33p_1t_unr34l>|color=gold}} whats up}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<k33p_1t_unr34l>|color=gold}} oh shit}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...alright, it's pretty obvious that anyone could've built the glowstone thing...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Just gotta... find a mundane way all the actual deaths could've happened, I guess.}}
{{TeamDia|Beato12|hi guys i'm beatrice}}
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too... It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|.....}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|...who?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|ohh thats crazy waow}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|i mean neurodivergent}}

== Chapter One ==
[[Nurse Cap's Funeral|A funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave was made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> was held in Nurse Cap's honour. Afterwards, most of the players dispersed, and going back to her base, The Computer noticed an odd structure. Before she was able to explain, she was quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

After seeing the death message, every player rushed to The Computer's base to see what happened. Upon breaking inside, they found her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version built here was a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

It is unknown how the killer got in or out of the room. The Computer's base had only one entrance, an iron door that could only be opened from the inside; the door did not seem to be tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there were no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody was able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This was the first piece of evidence that a supernatural entity was at play.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<GS>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
</br>
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the like. herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

</br>
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( heres how it went down )> >:>}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset. so she went to get rid of it, but herobrine didnt like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> :o}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having, uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like, she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|Well, it wouldn't rule out other contestants who could like, mess with technology... Like, what if the server was invaded by, um, Image, or the Eater of Wikis, or, {{Blink|someone else I'm forgetting}}?}}[maybe put this section later]
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|umu <( well, first off, i think image died )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|!:/ <( second off: those answers aren't valid for your side )}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|@N@ <( remember, you're arguing this point to convince the admins to bring back the server. if you say it was because of some Other unknowable unstoppable entity, that doesn't help your case )}}
{{TeamDia|Beato11|Teamless|Exactly. {{Red truth|Blaming any entity which acts outside of the rules of this game is functionally identical to blaming Herobrine!!!}}}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Shit, that's sound...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSure|WC|Well- um.. what counts as "the rules of this game?"}}
{{TeamDia|NurseBoisterous|WC|What if someone was- was regular hacking, or used glitches? Pretty common to exploit shit like that in Minecraft.}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( that would be a really boring answer. i can promise... )> >:P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( there were no glitche- gl}}
{{Red truth|-ggHGHHKDF}}
HHKKJ-OWOWOWoww i- fuck wait}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( there we go )> <<<<<"}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what the FUCK was that??? )> 0o@}}
{{TeamDia|Beato10|Teamless|Your carelessness shows your naivete...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato1|Teamless|{{Red truth|If you attempt to use the red truth to speak a falsehood, you will choke.}} Be careful with your words.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealization|WC|}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( wow. having a mouth must SUCK )> >:0}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i know right}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( i was tryna say "there were no glitches or hacking on the server" )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( but i guess, like, stuff like tnt dupers<ref>A common glitch used to duplicate lit TNT for farming purposes</ref> or whatever mean that's not TECHNICALLY true )> 8/}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so, uh....... )> :U}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|{{Red truth|( nobody hacked into the server, and no glitches or exploits were directly relevant to any deaths )> u.u}}}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( is THAT sufficient? )> >:?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|I... I guess so, for now.}}

{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Wait, if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|That still doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|so true bestie. the food she was eating had small bomb inside it}}

== Chapter Two ==

Now that two deaths had happened and two strange builds had appeared in such quick succession, the server was on edge, and many players began to . Taking advantage of the chaos, members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] planned to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it was both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]].

Once th

== Chapter Three ==


== Chapter Four ==


== Aftermath ==
After the .

Although it was never stated in chat, many of the players reported occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to the name "White Eyes Incident".

== Trivia ==

== References ==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-07-20T18:29:11Z

WITCH:

<div style="position: absolute; left: -180px; top: -142px; z-index: -5;">{{NoLogo}}[[File:Umilogo.png|link=|134x134px]]</div>
{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}
[[Uminekraft|The White Eyes Incident]] was a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of all players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server. Due to their bizarre and unsolvable nature, these murders were only explainable as the actions of a supernatural entity, with the sole exception of [[Nurse Cap]], who, unrelated, died earlier the same day. Because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is generally considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine.

Dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, leading to many players asking [[Mike and Spike|the admins]] to either roll back or restart the server. However, because he can traverse through Minecraft servers, Herobrine would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

The Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore Minecraft server is now closed indefinitely, with very little likelihood of returning.

[PUT A BIG COOL IMAGE HERE!!!!!!!]
== Competitors Appearing ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<GS>|color=green}} <-placehold er
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}
* some other guys

[replace these with a cooler template latewrr and also make the dialogue good]
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}

{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure it out?}}

== Chapter Zero ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident was the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there was nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempted to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicked, becoming the first person to die on the server and the only one unrelated to the WEI.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} peeep ths shit}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<k33p_1t_unr34l>|color=gold}} whats up}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<k33p_1t_unr34l>|color=gold}} oh shit}}

{{TeamDia|Beato12|
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you read any more [[Crime and Punishment]]? Been a while since you've borrowed it now! How's everything at ho—}}
{{TeamDia|NurseOverwhelmed|WC|Wait wait wait s, slow down!! What are you, like, doing here?!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato5|Teamless|Well, don't act so distant towards me now! Can't an old friend say hellooo?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|Um, I guess I should say, I wasn't expecting you to involve yourself in something with other people... And, I mean, challenging my claim like that too... It's like you want to start a ''Game'' involving them, or something...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Oooh, so you expect to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this videogame you've gotten into fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|Though it's true it's to do with your erroneous claim, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|ohh thats crazy waow}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|i mean neurodivergent}}

== Chapter One ==
[[Nurse Cap's Funeral|A funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave was made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> was held in Nurse Cap's honour. Afterwards, most of the players dispersed, and going back to her base, The Computer noticed an odd structure. Before she was able to explain, she was quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

After seeing the death message, every player rushed to The Computer's base to see what happened. Upon breaking inside, they found her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version built here was a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

It is unknown how the killer got in or out of the room. The Computer's base had only one entrance, an iron door that could only be opened from the inside; the door did not seem to be tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there were no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody was able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This was the first piece of evidence that a supernatural entity was at play.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<GS>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
</br>
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the like. herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

</br>
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you? Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( heres how it went down )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset. she then went to get rid of it, but herobrine didnt like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> :o}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Wait, if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|That still doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|so true bestie. the food she was eating had small bomb inside it}}

== Chapter Two ==

Now that two deaths had happened and two strange builds had appeared in such quick succession, the server was on edge, and many players began to . Taking advantage of the chaos, members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] planned to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it was both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]].

Once th

== Chapter Three ==


== Chapter Four ==


== Aftermath ==
After the .

Although it was never stated in chat, many of the players reported occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to the name "White Eyes Incident".

== Trivia ==

== References ==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

2024-07-20T17:37:28Z

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{{Quote|Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you who you are.|Beyoncé}}
[[Uminekraft|The White Eyes Incident]] was a series of bizarre and seemingly impossible events that lead to the [[death]] of all players on the Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore [[Minecraft]] server. Due to their bizarre and unsolvable nature, these murders were only explainable as the actions of a supernatural entity, with the sole exception of [[Nurse Cap]], who, unrelated, died earlier the same day. Because of the White Eyes Incident's strong similarity to many iterations of the [[Herobrine]] gaming creepypasta, the event is generally considered to have been perpetrated by the actual Herobrine.

Dying to Herobrine is, like, pretty unfair, leading to many players asking [[Mike and Spike|the admins]] to either roll back or restart the server. However, because he can traverse through Minecraft servers, Herobrine would have the ability to enter any new world and repeat the event, making those methods ineffective.

{{Dia|Bloomberg|I'd sure like to bring it back, but I learned my lesson four years ago!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Against [[Monokuma|some opponents]], you've gotta accept defeat.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YEAH DUDE. NOT POSSIBLE.}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEROBRINE IS REALLY SCARY TOO.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|He is! I wouldn't want to have to see him any more than not at all!}}
{{Dia|Spike|SO SORRY DUDES, BUT WE'RE STAYING OFFLINE.}}

The Wiki Camp 2 competitors' hardcore Minecraft server is now closed indefinitely, with very little likelihood of returning.

[PUT A BIG COOL IMAGE HERE!!!!!!!]
== Competitors Appearing ==
* [[Nurse Cap]] - {{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}}
* [[The Computer]] - {{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}}
* [[Noah]] - {{MCColor|<Noah>|color=dark_blue}}
* [[Padlock]] - {{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}}
* [[Sock Hater]] - {{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}}
* [[Toy Blocks]] - {{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}}
* [[Go Sign]] - {{MCColor|<GS>|color=green}} <-placehold er
* [[Diffuser]] - {{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}}
* [[Dora]] - {{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}}
* some other guys

[replace these with a cooler template latewrr and also make the dialogue good]
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|It's just... I don't get how everyone latched onto this as the explanation.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah guys, Herobrine is real, and he specifically attacked our Minecraft server because he hates us, and- and, Ciconia episode 2 is gonna come out, and }}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I mean...}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|I know you weren't there, but it was pretty convincing. Even if it wasn't literally Herobrine that killed us, there was definitely ''something''.}}
{{TeamDia|NurseSorry|WC|I guess...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|But shouldn't that mean we should try to find out what it was?}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|I dunno... I was having fun playing... and it's one of the only times I really get to talk to...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseFierce|WC|...n-nevermind. I just wish there was more of an effort.}}
{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|No, I get it.}}

{{TeamDia|Dora|WC|...maybe you should be the one to figure it out?}}

== Chapter Zero ==
The first major event of the White Eyes Incident was the sudden appearance of an E built out of glowstone<ref>Some scholars believe it to be an Ǝ, and that the players were just looking at it wrong.</ref> in the middle of spawn. Although there was nothing noteworthy about it on its own, all players deny having placed it, and it bears similarity to some instances of the Herobrine myth.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} oh huh}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} has made the advancement {{MCColor|[Into Fire]|color=green}}}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} who put this here}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} oh yea}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} wht}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} theres like}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} a big E made of glowstone}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} lmao}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} wtf}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} that sounds SO illegal}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} mark genuine :exploding_head:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} i see it from my house}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} so ugly}}

Soon afterwards, Nurse Cap attempted to show off by performing a water bucket clutch<ref>Placing water to save oneself from falling a high height, as fall damage is negated by water.</ref>. She misclicked, becoming the first person to die on the server and the only one unrelated to the WEI.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} hye check thisout}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<k33p_1t_unr34l>|color=gold}} whats up}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} water bucket cluhtc}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<radiantpill>|color=white}} fell from a high place}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<k33p_1t_unr34l>|color=gold}} oh shit}}

{{TeamDia|Beato12|
{{TeamDia|Beato2|Teamless|To deny the existence of the supernatural, after [[Hecate's Mirror|our last outing]]...? I thought better of you!!!}}
{{TeamDia|NurseChatty|WC|After our last...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|BEATRICE!?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato7|Teamless|Kuhihihii!! Hell~o, Nurse Cap! It's been a while!}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|How are you ''doing''? How have you been? What sort of food have you tried recently? Have you gone any further in}}
{{TeamDia|Nurse|WC|After our last...}}

{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|You'd like to face off against me?}}
{{TeamDia|Beato3|Teamless|I'm flattered, but this game of yours fails to clear my standards. It's not moé at all...}}
{{TeamDia|Beato13|Teamless|No, someone more suited is expecting you. I believe you've made acquaintance?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( what's up )> :D}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|ohh thats crazy waow}}
{{TeamDia|NurseRealizationPAL|WC|i mean neurodivergent}}

== Chapter One ==
[[Nurse Cap's Funeral|A funeral]]{{Very sad}}<ref>A grave was made out of two coarse dirt, a stone brick wall, and a sign with "RIP Nurse Hat" written on it.</ref> was held in Nurse Cap's honour. Afterwards, most of the players dispersed, and going back to her base, The Computer noticed an odd structure. Before she was able to explain, she was quickly killed by a stalactite<ref>Stalactites are blocks which fall when broken, dealing damage to whatever they hit on the way down.</ref>.
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} hey whoever put this in my base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<theComputeHer>|color=gray}} can u get rid of it plzzz}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} i literally didnt do that}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} She didn't say you did.}}
{{MCMessage|theComputeHer was skewered by a falling stalactite}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<IHATESOCK>|color=red}} im just making sure}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<alphabetter>|color=dark_aqua}} what did someone put? :thinking:}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Oh my god}}

After seeing the death message, every player rushed to The Computer's base to see what happened. Upon breaking inside, they found her items scattered on the floor and a dropped stalactite, as well as a structure known online as the "Herobrine Shrine<ref>The version built here was a square of nine gold blocks, four redstone torches on each of the side blocks, and a piece of lit netherrack in the middle.</ref>" placed in the center of the room.

It is unknown how the killer got in or out of the room. The Computer's base had only one entrance, an iron door that could only be opened from the inside; the door did not seem to be tampered with and had to be broken in order for the other players to enter, and there were no other signs of blocks being broken or placed. Additionally, nobody was able to find evidence of a trap of any kind inside the base. Although a mundane explanation is possible (someone could have carefully broken and refilled a hole in the wall, for example,) multiple players were on the scene within seconds of the death and did not see or hear anything out of the ordinary. This was the first piece of evidence that a supernatural entity was at play.

{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} wait who was the one that broke the door ?}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} Me}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Why???}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} We had to get in fast dude.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<GS>|color=green}} Yeah, maybe we could've resuscitated her}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<Padlock_Is_COOL>|color=blue}} True}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} true}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} No}}
</br>
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} hey so}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like how did tc die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<NoahNNoah>|color=dark_blue}} from a stalagmite remember}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} no i know that. also, stalacTITE.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} like that seems like a stupid and careless way to die}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<bajablaster005>|color=aqua}} Maybe she really did mess up though.}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} isnt she literally supposed to have like. tas level play. shes a computer}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} and the like. herobrine structure. she clearly didnt want that in her base}}
{{MCMessage|{{MCColor|<pendugolum>|color=dark_red}} you guys see what im getting at here right}}

</br>
{{TeamDia|NurseDetermined|WC|Yeah, wait. How DID she die, according to you? Did herobrine just spawn the stalactite or something?}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( nonono )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( heres how it went down )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( TC saw the structure in her base and got upset. she then went to get rid of it, but herobrine didnt like that )> :P}}
{{TeamDia|Emoticon|WC|( so herobrine KILLED her! )> :o}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|No, that's totally wrong. Wouldn't she like, notice him? What with having uhhh..}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|Like she could basically be a cheat client if she wanted!}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|um}}
{{TeamDia|NurseScared|WC|AUGH}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so youre like half right but you started saying some stuff thats totally not true}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so im gonna clarify it before you get too off track}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i cant do what a cheat client does cuz that like. exploits the server/client stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|so i cant like. fly. and i dont cuz thats unfair}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but if i really want to i know a whole lot more than a human player would}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|for example. i COULD unfairly check for every player that my minecraft client knows about}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but again i avoid checking stuff like that bc that wouldnt be fair and i wanna play fair with everyone}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but as for playing "at tas level" i do obviously have a fast reaction time and all that}}
{{TeamDia|NursePonderous|WC|I guess that makes sense...}}
{{TeamDia|NurseStraight|WC|Wait, if you're here, can't you just tell me what you saw?}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|yeah lmao}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|ur not gonna like it tho}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|i decided it was faster to just break the thing myself so i went to go mine it}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|when i approached i just died. didnt see what hit me even though i saw in the chat that it was a stalactite}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|tbh if i was checking i PROBABLY coulda seen if there was, say, someone behind me placing stuff}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|but bc i just assumed that the structures were people messing around i wasn't taking it seriously}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|thats probably why i got killed first tbh}}

{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|That still doesn't rule out the possibility of it being a trap, though...}}
{{TeamDia|The_Computer|TMP|hmmm idk. i easily would have been able to tell if there was a tripwire or pressure plate or something}}
{{TeamDia|NurseTicked|WC|so true bestie. the food she was eating had small bomb inside it}}

== Chapter Two ==

Now that two deaths had happened and two strange builds had appeared in such quick succession, the server was on edge, and many players began to . Taking advantage of the chaos, members of the [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] planned to steal the structure that was in The Computer's base, as it was both [[:Category:Important pages|important]] and made of [[Reddit Gold|gold]].

Once th

== Chapter Three ==


== Chapter Four ==


== Aftermath ==
After the .

Although it was never stated in chat, many of the players reported occasionally seeing a pair of glowing white eyes staring at them in the dark<ref>This closely mirrors the original creepypasta that inspired Herobrine.</ref>, leading to the name "White Eyes Incident".

== Trivia ==

== References ==
[[Category: Episodes (official)]]
[[Category: When They Cry]]
[[Category: Minecraft]]
[[Category: Based]]

Sammer's Kingdom

2024-04-28T19:45:58Z

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{{Distinguish|Slammer's Kingdom}}
[[File:Flag.png|thumb|right|The flag of Sammer's Kingdom]]
<span style="color:#43FD3B"><b>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by Sammermail</b></span>

Sammer's Kingdom is a kingdom created by [[The Divine Sammer]]. It is the main location where [[Sammer Guys]] are located. As of now, [[King Sammer]] rules over the kingdom. He's so cool. {{Citation needed}}

== History ==
<span style="color:#0893E1"><b>Your fortune: The one who will win Jream Island</b></span>
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In 1920, The Divine Sammer competed in [[Battle for Dream Island]] and was eliminated fourth in a 12-4-1 split. He later came back into the game through a viewer vote and went on to win the first season, breaking the famous "rejoiners never win" rule. This allowed him full access of [[Dream Island]], which was shortly renamed to [[Sammer Island]]. Expansion started in 1927, where the surrounding area became part of Sammer territory, and it was changed to the current name of Sammer's Kingdom.

Development of Sammer's Kingdom rapidly increased, and with that came the introduction of Sammer Guys, guards who are specifically trained for combat. Each guard got a name, and according to each ruler, any reference to media at the time is completely unintentional.

However, tragedy struck in 2007, when [[Cunt Bleck]]'s black hole bomb wiped out the entirety of the kingdom, leaving it blank, with only the villainous Mr. [[L]] left. Because all of the guards were knocked out from the bomb, [[Mr. L]] took over the kingdom and renamed it to the [[Evil Mushroom Kingdom]] (any resemblance to other Kingdoms was a coincidence.) [[Mr]]. L later realized it kind of sucked to be the leader of a [[Pokémon Hurt|kingdom of nothing]]. He reigned for two months before King Sammer realized an opportunity: any purchases made on behalf of the kingdom that went towards its development would be charged to the current ruler's credit card. Using this loophole, he bought several trillion dollars worth of materials, workers, and energy, all dedicated to restoring the kingdom to its former glory.

[[Mr. L]] was immediately executed for his immense amount of debt, and King Sammer was able to once again take his seat as the ruler of (the now re-re-re-renamed) Sammer's Kingdom.

== Controversy==
{{Distinguish|Scammer's Kingdom}}

<span style="color:#2A56FB"><b>Your fortune: Better not tell you now</b></span>

too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon

we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one

and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==List of Sammer Guys==
===[[Yes|6-1: Sammer's Kingdom]]===
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|[[File:SammerGuy1.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Okin Slicer
|"I am Okin Slicer, the one who slices ALL the Okins, but today, I will SLICE YOU!"
| "That's Okin Slicer, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… I don't support his seal slicing tendencies."
|His name is a reference to [[Okin]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy2.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Pleasant Reverie
|"My name is Pleasant Reverie, the bearer of prettier pages. FEAST YOUR EYES ON ME! We'll see who belongs in the brackets by the time I put you BACK IN YOUR PLACE!"
|"That's Pleasant Reverie, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He used to work for his brother's law firm."
|His name is a reference to [[One of every theme|the various aesthetic templates across the wiki]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy3.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Thing of Confusion
| "I am a Thing of Confusion! Beware my [[Magic]] and [[Autism Powers]]... or [[some other third thing]]..."
|"That's Thing of Confusion, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's trying to find meaning in life."
|His name is a reference to both [[Challenge 4]] and [[Challenge 5]].
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 018.webp|alt=|frameless|100x100px]]
|The Stub
|“I am The Stub. I have kept a list of all challengers who have fallen before me. Would you like to help by expanding it?”
|"That's The Stub, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He often runs into tables.”
|{{Stub}}
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy4.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Skeleton in Metal
| "Three facts about me: I have both an exoskeleton and an endoskeleton! My name is Skeleton in Metal! And nobody has ever harmed my pristine body!"
|"That's Skeleton in Metal, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's pretty stuck-up."
|His name is a reference to [[Skeletons in media]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy5.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Luigi
| "hi ii im my name is uh Luigi"
|"HE'S NAME IS LUIGI"
|His name is Luigi :)
|}
===[[Pained memory|6-2: Sammer's Early Duels]]===
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| Sammer 1
| "I am Sammer 1! I will Won this battle! ...what do you mean that's not grammatically correct? shut up...."
|"That's Sammer 1. He only does things once....Doesn't this mean he could only breathe once? Or maybe he's just taking one really big set of breaths..."
|His name isn't a reference, but it might be brought up again in a slightly clever way later on.
|-
|
|Tag Who Drag
|"I am Tag Who Drag, the immovable boulder who blocks this gate! Ignore the…tag…on my shoe. I merely forgot to remove it. Because...I just bought them"
|"That's Tag Who Drag, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Legend says he has a secret weak point, and he volunteers at dunk tanks”
|His name is a reference to [[Template:Drag CSS]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy7.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Murder Man
|"I am going to kill you."
|"Hey this guy looks like Pin frmo BFDI. Like he's got the red top with the metal spike and everything. Fucked up?"
|His name is not a reference to anything, unless you consider the concept of murder to be a reference. In which case, it is, to that.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy8.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Michael Doomberg
|"Halt! My name is Michael Doomberg, and my [[Link]] is fucking shnasty. Get with [[it]]."
|"That's Michael Doomberg. I hear he runs a podcast with 'Sammer-spike'"
|His name is a reference to Michael Bloomberg, of Michael Bloomberg fame.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy9.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerandomrai
|"{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}"
|"That's Sammerandomrai. I have no idea what he's fucking saying."
|Yeah I genuinely don't know what he's saying either
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy10.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Warmonger Knight
|<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>They say if you find a job you like, you'll never work a day in your life. Well, you like beating Mario up with a big club. One of your favourite activities, really. You guess that means you don't work very hard, but it sure feels like work to you.</b></span>
|"That's Warmonger Knight. Be careful of his Ultimate Technique: WARSMASH! He hits you with his big club thing!
|His name is a reference to the real life profession of fishmongers{{Not really}}.
|}
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<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>The team sits around the table, a mixture of boredom and anticipation. Your club rests heavy on the table.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I really,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|REALLY,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know you wanna kill someONE!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|want to kill somebody.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Oh my god.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm just saying.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|No WONder we're only the second group Mario has to face. Everyone here sucks.}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>There's no use arguing with these Guys, but you do take slight offense to that.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|It could be worse.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Yeah, by definition.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|We could be working with Luigi.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|That's true.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I hate Luigi. I am going to kill him.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Any of y'all play Paladins?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You ask what the purpose of "playing" Paladins would be, when your weapons and holy goal make everyone here a paladin already.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|I'm cracked at Androxus.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're really good with it?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Uh... yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|I guess you could say...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're a real WUNderkind!!!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|C'mon, you know, wunderkind? Like, one?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|What does that mean?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You already know that a wunderkind means a child prodigy, or more broadly, someone who is very good at something naturally. You just don't say anything because you don't think Sammer 1's joke is worth acknowledging.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|It means, like, someone who's good at something!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Oh.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|So?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Man, I was so proud of that ONE......}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm going to kill you.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
<span style="color:#f0d842"><b>Your ''UPDATED'' fortune: Sammermail's news will bring bad tidings! Make sure to prepare!</b></span>
</div>
===[[C9-11|6-3: Sammer's Proving Grounds]]===
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!Name
!Quote
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|-
|[[File:SammerGuy11.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|[[File:Name and Address Withheld.mp3]]
|"fuck you<sup>[[Dora|[im SO high!]]]</sup>"
|
|
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy12.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Spongebob Patrick
|"Squidward Sandy Mr. Krabs Plankton Karen Pearl"
|"Ms. Puff Larry Fred Bubble Buddy King Neptune"
|The Paper Gary The Hash Slinging Slasher Nosferatu
|-
|[[File:Sammer Guy with Glasses.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy with Glasses
| "Just got my prescription! The world is so BEAUTIFUL!"
|"You wouldn't hit a Guy with Glasses, would you?"
|His name is a reference to how he is a Guy with Glasses.
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 046.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Suspicious Mirror
|“Hi! I’m {{clog|you}}! {{greeting}}, guardian of this gate. Gee, that sword sure looks pointy. Would you quit pointing that in my face. NO! I WILL NOT! er, YOU WILL NOT. No matter!”
|“This is a Duplighost. Duplighosts disguise themselves as members of our party. Max HP: 15, Attack Power: 4, Defense Power: 0 They love to attack in disguise. It seems like they're generally stronger fighters when they're not disguised, though.”
|He is a reference to [[You]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy14.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Mini Me
|"Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
| "Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
|His name is a reference to how Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy15.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerwhite
|"Hey, I'm Sammerwhite. You know how some bunnies in the snow are white because it helps them camouflage themselves from predators? Well I do that toAND now I'm just realizing it doesn't snow hereFUCK."
|"That's Sammerwhite. He drinks milk everyday, no matter how not thirsty he is."
|His name is a reference to the fact that the color white exists.
|}
===[[Thanos|6-4: Sammer's Endgame]]===
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|+
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|[[File:SammerGuy16.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer 2
|"I am Sammer 2! Two-day I will kill you! MWHAHAHAHHAH!"
|"That's Sammer 2. He only does things twice. Yes, he was born twice. Don't question it."
|See, what did I tell you?
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 078.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Cage Above Lava
|“In front of you stands Cage Above Lava. Choose your next moves carefully, as the wrong one will send you plunging towards an untimely demise. Turning back is not an option! Will you Accept defeat, Break down, or Crumble?”
|"That's Cage Above Lava, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He likes watching detective dramas in his spare time.”
|His name is a reference to a [[C9-11|terrible, terrible decision]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy17.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer-Rice
|"We are all pawns in the game of '''chess''' we call life, but enough ramble. Time for the grand '''finale'''! '''votes'''"
|"That's Sammer-Rice. If you defeat him, you get rice! Or you can double the amount of Sammer-Rices and fight them for double the amount of the rice prize! ...or you could just head on forward to the next Sammer Guy."
|His name is a reference to something you probably already got at this point.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy18.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Evil Sammer Guy
|"I AM EVIL SAMMER GUY! I AM EVIL! AHAHAHAH! OH HOW I AM EVIL! AHH HAHAH!"
|"Oh geez, oh geez louise. That's Evil Sammer Guy. He's most well known for being evil, and creating the [[Youtube]] algorithim."
|His name is a reference to the fact that you can be evil. Go on, try it! It's fun!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy19.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy Sammer
|"I am Sammer, guy of Sams."
|<center>[[File:Awkward party.png|150px]]</center>
| This is a real sammer guy
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy20.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY</b></span>=
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>"I AM THE FINAL SAMMER GUY, THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY. I WILL BE THE ONE TO END YOUR JOURNEY."</b></span>=
|"Dude can this guy like, shut the HELL up?"
|h- he's made oiut of [[gold]]
|}

== Other residents ==
The Sammer Kingdom doesn't just have guards! There are many civilians you can see milling about the kingdom including:

* 100 dogs
** 25 big dogs
** 75 small dogs
* 100 cats
** 99 big cats
** 1 kitten
* 4 mice
** 3 blind mice
** 1 stirring mouse
* 1 king of tricks fox
** ....
* 2 tadpoles
** 1 green tadpole
** 1 [[Blue|bloue]].
* 7 rats
** 6 normal rats
** 1 large rat
* 100 hog
** 99 united hogs
** 1 hermit hog
* 2 pig
** 1 little piggy to market
** 1 piggy crying all the way home
* 3 horse
** 2 race horse
** 1 chill horse

==Notes==
{{Distinguish|Kramer's Kingdom}}

<span style="color:#F51C6A"><b>Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again</b></span>

we're so sammers

==Goofs==

<span style="color:#9D05DA"><b>Your fortune: Huh... Is there something I'm forgetting?</b></span>

*The shirts they sell at the shop say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER IN SAMMER's KINGDOM" when they SHOULD say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER GUY IN SAMMER'S KINGDOM"
*Despite claims to the contrary, many of the Sammer Guys do seem to be references to external media or concepts.
**This is theorized to be because [[The Divine Sammer]] is a [[talentless hack]] and is a bit [[dogshit]].
*too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon
**we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one
***and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==Gallery==
<gallery widths="200" heights="200">
File:Vacation.png|A photo taken of a tourist visiting Sammer's Kingdom.
File:Fuck you sammer.gif|One time [[Count|this guy]] did this
</gallery>
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Sammer's Kingdom

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{{Distinguish|Slammer's Kingdom}}
[[File:Flag.png|thumb|right|The flag of Sammer's Kingdom]]
<span style="color:#43FD3B"><b>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by Sammermail</b></span>

Sammer's Kingdom is a kingdom created by [[The Divine Sammer]]. It is the main location where [[Sammer Guys]] are located. As of now, [[King Sammer]] rules over the kingdom. He's so cool. {{Citation needed}}

== History ==
<span style="color:#0893E1"><b>Your fortune: The one who will win Jream Island</b></span>
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In 1920, The Divine Sammer competed in [[Battle for Dream Island]] and was eliminated fourth in a 12-4-1 split. He later came back into the game through a viewer vote and went on to win the first season, breaking the famous "rejoiners never win" rule. This allowed him full access of [[Dream Island]], which was shortly renamed to [[Sammer Island]]. Expansion started in 1927, where the surrounding area became part of Sammer territory, and it was changed to the current name of Sammer's Kingdom.

Development of Sammer's Kingdom rapidly increased, and with that came the introduction of Sammer Guys, guards who are specifically trained for combat. Each guard got a name, and according to each ruler, any reference to media at the time is completely unintentional.

However, tragedy struck in 2007, when [[Cunt Bleck]]'s black hole bomb wiped out the entirety of the kingdom, leaving it blank, with only the villainous Mr. [[L]] left. Because all of the guards were knocked out from the bomb, [[Mr. L]] took over the kingdom and renamed it to the [[Evil Mushroom Kingdom]] (any resemblance to other Kingdoms was a coincidence.) [[Mr]]. L later realized it kind of sucked to be the leader of a [[Pokémon Hurt|kingdom of nothing]]. He reigned for two months before King Sammer realized an opportunity: any purchases made on behalf of the kingdom that went towards its development would be charged to the current ruler's credit card. Using this loophole, he bought several trillion dollars worth of materials, workers, and energy, all dedicated to restoring the kingdom to its former glory.

[[Mr. L]] was immediately executed for his immense amount of debt, and King Sammer was able to once again take his seat as the ruler of (the now re-re-re-renamed) Sammer's Kingdom.

== Controversy==
{{Distinguish|Scammer's Kingdom}}

<span style="color:#2A56FB"><b>Your fortune: Better not tell you now</b></span>

too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon

we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one

and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==List of Sammer Guys==
===[[Yes|6-1: Sammer's Kingdom]]===
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|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy1.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Okin Slicer
|"I am Okin Slicer, the one who slices ALL the Okins, but today, I will SLICE YOU!"
| "That's Okin Slicer, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… I don't support his seal slicing tendencies."
|His name is a reference to [[Okin]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy2.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Pleasant Reverie
|"My name is Pleasant Reverie, the bearer of prettier pages. FEAST YOUR EYES ON ME! We'll see who belongs in the brackets by the time I put you BACK IN YOUR PLACE!"
|"That's Pleasant Reverie, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He used to work for his brother's law firm."
|His name is a reference to [[One of every theme|the various aesthetic templates across the wiki]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy3.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Thing of Confusion
| "I am a Thing of Confusion! Beware my [[Magic]] and [[Autism Powers]]... or [[some other third thing]]..."
|"That's Thing of Confusion, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's trying to find meaning in life."
|His name is a reference to both [[Challenge 4]] and [[Challenge 5]].
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 018.webp|alt=|frameless|100x100px]]
|The Stub
|“I am The Stub. I have kept a list of all challengers who have fallen before me. Would you like to help by expanding it?”
|"That's The Stub, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He often runs into tables.”
|{{Stub}}
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy4.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Skeleton in Metal
| "Three facts about me: I have both an exoskeleton and an endoskeleton! My name is Skeleton in Metal! And nobody has ever harmed my pristine body!"
|"That's Skeleton in Metal, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's pretty stuck-up."
|His name is a reference to [[Skeletons in media]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy5.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Luigi
| "hi ii im my name is uh Luigi"
|"HE'S NAME IS LUIGI"
|His name is Luigi :)
|}
===[[Pained memory|6-2: Sammer's Early Duels]]===
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|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy6.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
| Sammer 1
| "I am Sammer 1! I will Won this battle! ...what do you mean that's not grammatically correct? shut up...."
|"That's Sammer 1. He only does things once....Doesn't this mean he could only breathe once? Or maybe he's just taking one really big set of breaths..."
|His name isn't a reference, but it might be brought up again in a slightly clever way later on.
|-
|
|Tag Who Drag
|"I am Tag Who Drag, the immovable boulder who blocks this gate! Ignore the…tag…on my shoe. I merely forgot to remove it. Because...I just bought them"
|"That's Tag Who Drag, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Legend says he has a secret weak point, and he volunteers at dunk tanks”
|His name is a reference to [[Template:Drag CSS]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy7.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Murder Man
|"I am going to kill you."
|"Hey this guy looks like Pin frmo BFDI. Like he's got the red top with the metal spike and everything. Fucked up?"
|His name is not a reference to anything, unless you consider the concept of murder to be a reference. In which case, it is, to that.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy8.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Michael Doomberg
|"Halt! My name is Michael Doomberg, and my [[Link]] is fucking shnasty. Get with [[it]]."
|"That's Michael Doomberg. I hear he runs a podcast with 'Sammer-spike'"
|His name is a reference to Michael Bloomberg, of Michael Bloomberg fame.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy9.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerandomrai
|"{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}"
|"That's Sammerandomrai. I have no idea what he's fucking saying."
|Yeah I genuinely don't know what he's saying either
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy10.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Warmonger Knight
|<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>They say if you find a job you like, you'll never work a day in your life. Well, you like beating Mario up with a big club. One of your favourite activities, really. You guess that means you don't work very hard, but it sure feels like work to you.</b></span>
|"That's Warmonger Knight. Be careful of his Ultimate Technique: WARSMASH! He hits you with his big club thing!
|His name is a reference to the real life profession of fishmongers{{Not really}}.
|}
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<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>The team sits around the table, a mixture of boredom and anticipation. Your club rests heavy on the table.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I really,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|REALLY,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know you wanna kill someONE!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|want to kill somebody.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Oh my god.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm just saying.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|No WONder we're only the second group Mario has to face. Everyone here sucks.}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>There's no use arguing with these Guys, but you do take slight offense to that.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|It could be worse.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Yeah, by definition.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|We could be working with Luigi.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|That's true.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I hate Luigi. I am going to kill him.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Any of y'all play Paladins?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You ask what the purpose of "playing" Paladins would be, when your weapons and holy goal make everyone here a paladin already.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|I'm cracked at Androxus.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're really good with it?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Uh... yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|I guess you could say...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're a real WUNderkind!!!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|C'mon, you know, wunderkind? Like, one?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|What does that mean?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You already know that a wunderkind means a child prodigy, or more broadly, someone who is very good at something naturally. You just don't say anything because you don't think Sammer 1's joke is worth acknowledging.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|It means, like, someone who's good at something!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Oh.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|So?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Man, I was so proud of that ONE......}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm going to kill you.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
<span style="color:#f0d842"><b>Your ''UPDATED'' fortune: Sammermail's news will bring bad tidings! Make sure to prepare!</b></span>
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===[[C9-11|6-3: Sammer's Proving Grounds]]===
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!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy11.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|[[File:Name and Address Withheld.mp3]]
|"fuck you<sup>[[Dora|[im SO high!]]]</sup>"
|
|
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy12.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Spongebob Patrick
|"Squidward Sandy Mr. Krabs Plankton Karen Pearl"
|"Ms. Puff Larry Fred Bubble Buddy King Neptune"
|The Paper Gary The Hash Slinging Slasher Nosferatu
|-
|[[File:Sammer Guy with Glasses.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy with Glasses
| "Just got my prescription! The world is so BEAUTIFUL!"
|"You wouldn't hit a Guy with Glasses, would you?"
|His name is a reference to how he is a Guy with Glasses.
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 046.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Suspicious Mirror
|“Hi! I’m {{clog|you}}! {{greeting}}, guardian of this gate. Gee, that sword sure looks pointy. Would you quit pointing that in my face. NO! I WILL NOT! er, YOU WILL NOT. No matter!”
|“This is a Duplighost. Duplighosts disguise themselves as members of our party. Max HP: 15, Attack Power: 4, Defense Power: 0 They love to attack in disguise. It seems like they're generally stronger fighters when they're not disguised, though.”
|He is a reference to [[You]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy14.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Mini Me
|"Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
| "Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
|His name is a reference to how Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy15.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerwhite
|"Hey, I'm Sammerwhite. You know how some bunnies in the snow are white because it helps them camouflage themselves from predators? Well I do that toAND now I'm just realizing it doesn't snow hereFUCK."
|"That's Sammerwhite. He drinks milk everyday, no matter how not thirsty he is."
|His name is a reference to the fact that the color white exists.
|}
===[[Thanos|6-4: Sammer's Endgame]]===
{| class="wikitable"
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|[[File:SammerGuy16.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer 2
|"I am Sammer 2! Two-day I will kill you! MWHAHAHAHHAH!"
|"That's Sammer 2. He only does things twice. Yes, he was born twice. Don't question it."
|See, what did I tell you?
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 078.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Cage Above Lava
|“In front of you stands Cage Above Lava. Choose your next moves carefully, as the wrong one will send you plunging towards an untimely demise. Turning back is not an option! Will you Accept defeat, Break down, or Crumble?”
|"That's Cage Above Lava, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He likes watching detective dramas in his spare time.”
|His name is a reference to a [[C9-11|terrible, terrible decision]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy17.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer-Rice
|"We are all pawns in the game of '''chess''' we call life, but enough ramble. Time for the grand '''finale'''! '''votes'''"
|"That's Sammer-Rice. If you defeat him, you get rice! Or you can double the amount of Sammer-Rices and fight them for double the amount of the rice prize! ...or you could just head on forward to the next Sammer Guy."
|His name is a reference to something you probably already got at this point.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy18.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Evil Sammer Guy
|"I AM EVIL SAMMER GUY! I AM EVIL! AHAHAHAH! OH HOW I AM EVIL! AHH HAHAH!"
|"Oh geez, oh geez louise. That's Evil Sammer Guy. He's most well known for being evil, and creating the [[Youtube]] algorithim."
|His name is a reference to the fact that you can be evil. Go on, try it! It's fun!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy19.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy Sammer
|"I am Sammer, guy of Sams."
|<center>[[File:Awkward party.png|150px]]</center>
| This is a real sammer guy
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy20.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY</b></span>=
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>"I AM THE FINAL SAMMER GUY, THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY. I WILL BE THE ONE TO END YOUR JOURNEY."</b></span>=
|"Dude can this guy like, shut the HELL up?"
|h- he's made oiut of [[gold]]
|}

== Other residents ==
The Sammer Kingdom doesn't just have guards! There are many civilians you can see milling about the kingdom including:

* 100 dogs
** 25 big dogs
** 75 small dogs
* 100 cats
** 99 big cats
** 1 kitten
* 4 mice
** 3 blind mice
** 1 stirring mouse
* 1 king of tricks fox
** ....
* 2 tadpoles
** 1 green tadpole
** 1 [[Blue|bloue]].
* 7 rats
** 6 normal rats
** 1 large rat
* 100 hog
** 99 united hogs
** 1 hermit hog
* 2 pig
** 1 little piggy to market
** 1 piggy crying all the way home
* 3 horse
** 2 race horse
** 1 chill horse

==Notes==
{{Distinguish|Kramer's Kingdom}}

we're so sammers

==Goofs==

<span style="color:#9D05DA"><b>Your fortune: Huh... Is there something I'm forgetting?</b></span>

*The shirts they sell at the shop say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER IN SAMMER's KINGDOM" when they SHOULD say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER GUY IN SAMMER'S KINGDOM"
*Despite claims to the contrary, many of the Sammer Guys do seem to be references to external media or concepts.
**This is theorized to be because [[The Divine Sammer]] is a [[talentless hack]] and is a bit [[dogshit]].
*too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon
**we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one
***and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==Gallery==
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File:Vacation.png|A photo taken of a tourist visiting Sammer's Kingdom.
File:Fuck you sammer.gif|One time [[Count|this guy]] did this
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<span style="color:#43FD3B"><b>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by Sammermail</b></span>

[[File:Sammers Kingdom.mp3]]

{{Distinguish|Slammer's Kingdom}}
[[File:Flag.png|thumb|right|The flag of Sammer's Kingdom]]
Sammer's Kingdom is a kingdom created by [[The Divine Sammer]]. It is the main location where [[Sammer Guys]] are located. As of now, [[King Sammer]] rules over the kingdom. He's so cool. {{Citation needed}}

== History ==
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In 1920, The Divine Sammer competed in [[Battle for Dream Island]] and was eliminated fourth in a 12-4-1 split. He later came back into the game through a viewer vote and went on to win the first season, breaking the famous "rejoiners never win" rule. This allowed him full access of [[Dream Island]], which was shortly renamed to [[Sammer Island]]. Expansion started in 1927, where the surrounding area became part of Sammer territory, and it was changed to the current name of Sammer's Kingdom.

Development of Sammer's Kingdom rapidly increased, and with that came the introduction of Sammer Guys, guards who are specifically trained for combat. Each guard got a name, and according to each ruler, any reference to media at the time is completely unintentional.

However, tragedy struck in 2007, when [[Cunt Bleck]]'s black hole bomb wiped out the entirety of the kingdom, leaving it blank, with only the villainous Mr. [[L]] left. Because all of the guards were knocked out from the bomb, [[Mr. L]] took over the kingdom and renamed it to the [[Evil Mushroom Kingdom]] (any resemblance to other Kingdoms was a coincidence.) [[Mr]]. L later realized it kind of sucked to be the leader of a [[Pokémon Hurt|kingdom of nothing]]. He reigned for two months before King Sammer realized an opportunity: any purchases made on behalf of the kingdom that went towards its development would be charged to the current ruler's credit card. Using this loophole, he bought several trillion dollars worth of materials, workers, and energy, all dedicated to restoring the kingdom to its former glory.

[[Mr. L]] was immediately executed for his immense amount of debt, and King Sammer was able to once again take his seat as the ruler of (the now re-re-re-renamed) Sammer's Kingdom.

== Controversy==
{{Distinguish|Scammer's Kingdom}}

too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon

we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one

and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==List of Sammer Guys==
===[[Yes|6-1: Sammer's Kingdom]]===
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!Image
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!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
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|[[File:SammerGuy1.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Okin Slicer
|"I am Okin Slicer, the one who slices ALL the Okins, but today, I will SLICE YOU!"
| "That's Okin Slicer, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… I don't support his seal slicing tendencies."
|His name is a reference to [[Okin]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy2.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Pleasant Reverie
|"My name is Pleasant Reverie, the bearer of prettier pages. FEAST YOUR EYES ON ME! We'll see who belongs in the brackets by the time I put you BACK IN YOUR PLACE!"
|"That's Pleasant Reverie, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He used to work for his brother's law firm."
|His name is a reference to [[One of every theme|the various aesthetic templates across the wiki]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy3.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Thing of Confusion
| "I am a Thing of Confusion! Beware my [[Magic]] and [[Autism Powers]]... or [[some other third thing]]..."
|"That's Thing of Confusion, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's trying to find meaning in life."
|His name is a reference to both [[Challenge 4]] and [[Challenge 5]].
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 018.webp|alt=|frameless|100x100px]]
|The Stub
|“I am The Stub. I have kept a list of all challengers who have fallen before me. Would you like to help by expanding it?”
|"That's The Stub, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He often runs into tables.”
|{{Stub}}
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy4.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Skeleton in Metal
| "Three facts about me: I have both an exoskeleton and an endoskeleton! My name is Skeleton in Metal! And nobody has ever harmed my pristine body!"
|"That's Skeleton in Metal, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's pretty stuck-up."
|His name is a reference to [[Skeletons in media]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy5.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Luigi
| "hi ii im my name is uh Luigi"
|"HE'S NAME IS LUIGI"
|His name is Luigi :)
|}
===[[Pained memory|6-2: Sammer's Early Duels]]===
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|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy6.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
| Sammer 1
| "I am Sammer 1! I will Won this battle! ...what do you mean that's not grammatically correct? shut up...."
|"That's Sammer 1. He only does things once....Doesn't this mean he could only breathe once? Or maybe he's just taking one really big set of breaths..."
|His name isn't a reference, but it might be brought up again in a slightly clever way later on.
|-
|
|Tag Who Drag
|"I am Tag Who Drag, the immovable boulder who blocks this gate! Ignore the…tag…on my shoe. I merely forgot to remove it. Because...I just bought them"
|"That's Tag Who Drag, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Legend says he has a secret weak point, and he volunteers at dunk tanks”
|His name is a reference to [[Template:Drag CSS]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy7.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Murder Man
|"I am going to kill you."
|"Hey this guy looks like Pin frmo BFDI. Like he's got the red top with the metal spike and everything. Fucked up?"
|His name is not a reference to anything, unless you consider the concept of murder to be a reference. In which case, it is, to that.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy8.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Michael Doomberg
|"Halt! My name is Michael Doomberg, and my [[Link]] is fucking shnasty. Get with [[it]]."
|"That's Michael Doomberg. I hear he runs a podcast with 'Sammer-spike'"
|His name is a reference to Michael Bloomberg, of Michael Bloomberg fame.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy9.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerandomrai
|"{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}"
|"That's Sammerandomrai. I have no idea what he's fucking saying."
|Yeah I genuinely don't know what he's saying either
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy10.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Warmonger Knight
|<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>They say if you find a job you like, you'll never work a day in your life. Well, you like beating Mario up with a big club. One of your favourite activities, really. You guess that means you don't work very hard, but it sure feels like work to you.</b></span>
|"That's Warmonger Knight. Be careful of his Ultimate Technique: WARSMASH! He hits you with his big club thing!
|His name is a reference to the real life profession of fishmongers{{Not really}}.
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<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>The team sits around the table, a mixture of boredom and anticipation. Your club rests heavy on the table.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I really,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|REALLY,}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|We know you wanna kill someONE!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|want to kill somebody.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Whatever.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Oh my god.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm just saying.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|No WONder we're only the second group Mario has to face. Everyone here sucks.}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>There's no use arguing with these Guys, but you do take slight offense to that.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|It could be worse.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Yeah, by definition.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|We could be working with Luigi.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|That's true.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I hate Luigi. I am going to kill him.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Any of y'all play Paladins?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You ask what the purpose of "playing" Paladins would be, when your weapons and holy goal make everyone here a paladin already.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|I'm cracked at Androxus.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're really good with it?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Uh... yeah.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|I guess you could say...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|You're a real WUNderkind!!!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|...}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|C'mon, you know, wunderkind? Like, one?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|What does that mean?}}
<span style="font-family: Courier New; color: #000000;"><b>You already know that a wunderkind means a child prodigy, or more broadly, someone who is very good at something naturally. You just don't say anything because you don't think Sammer 1's joke is worth acknowledging.</b></span>
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|It means, like, someone who's good at something!}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|Oh.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy8|ACRONYM|So?}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy6|ACRONYM|Man, I was so proud of that ONE......}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy7|ACRONYM|I'm going to kill you.}}
{{TeamDia|SammerGuy9|ACRONYM|{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}{{Rs|}}}}
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===[[C9-11|6-3: Sammer's Proving Grounds]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
!Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy11.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|[[File:Name and Address Withheld.mp3]]
|"fuck you<sup>[[Dora|[im SO high!]]]</sup>"
|
|
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy12.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Spongebob Patrick
|"Squidward Sandy Mr. Krabs Plankton Karen Pearl"
|"Ms. Puff Larry Fred Bubble Buddy King Neptune"
|The Paper Gary The Hash Slinging Slasher Nosferatu
|-
|[[File:Sammer Guy with Glasses.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy with Glasses
| "Just got my prescription! The world is so BEAUTIFUL!"
|"You wouldn't hit a Guy with Glasses, would you?"
|His name is a reference to how he is a Guy with Glasses.
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 046.png|frameless|100x100px]]
|Suspicious Mirror
|“Hi! I’m {{clog|you}}! {{greeting}}, guardian of this gate. Gee, that sword sure looks pointy. Would you quit pointing that in my face. NO! I WILL NOT! er, YOU WILL NOT. No matter!”
|“This is a Duplighost. Duplighosts disguise themselves as members of our party. Max HP: 15, Attack Power: 4, Defense Power: 0 They love to attack in disguise. It seems like they're generally stronger fighters when they're not disguised, though.”
|He is a reference to [[You]]
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy14.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Mini Me
|"Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
| "Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!"
|His name is a reference to how Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy15.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammerwhite
|"Hey, I'm Sammerwhite. You know how some bunnies in the snow are white because it helps them camouflage themselves from predators? Well I do that toAND now I'm just realizing it doesn't snow hereFUCK."
|"That's Sammerwhite. He drinks milk everyday, no matter how not thirsty he is."
|His name is a reference to the fact that the color white exists.
|}
===[[Thanos|6-4: Sammer's Endgame]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image
!Name
!Quote
! Tattle
!Note
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy16.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer 2
|"I am Sammer 2! Two-day I will kill you! MWHAHAHAHHAH!"
|"That's Sammer 2. He only does things twice. Yes, he was born twice. Don't question it."
|See, what did I tell you?
|-
|[[File:SPM Sammer Guy 078.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Cage Above Lava
|“In front of you stands Cage Above Lava. Choose your next moves carefully, as the wrong one will send you plunging towards an untimely demise. Turning back is not an option! Will you Accept defeat, Break down, or Crumble?”
|"That's Cage Above Lava, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He likes watching detective dramas in his spare time.”
|His name is a reference to a [[C9-11|terrible, terrible decision]].
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy17.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Sammer-Rice
|"We are all pawns in the game of '''chess''' we call life, but enough ramble. Time for the grand '''finale'''! '''votes'''"
|"That's Sammer-Rice. If you defeat him, you get rice! Or you can double the amount of Sammer-Rices and fight them for double the amount of the rice prize! ...or you could just head on forward to the next Sammer Guy."
|His name is a reference to something you probably already got at this point.
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy18.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Evil Sammer Guy
|"I AM EVIL SAMMER GUY! I AM EVIL! AHAHAHAH! OH HOW I AM EVIL! AHH HAHAH!"
|"Oh geez, oh geez louise. That's Evil Sammer Guy. He's most well known for being evil, and creating the [[Youtube]] algorithim."
|His name is a reference to the fact that you can be evil. Go on, try it! It's fun!
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy19.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|Guy Sammer
|"I am Sammer, guy of Sams."
|<center>[[File:Awkward party.png|150px]]</center>
| This is a real sammer guy
|-
|[[File:SammerGuy20.webp|frameless|100x100px]]
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY</b></span>=
|
=<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #f6c137;"><b>"I AM THE FINAL SAMMER GUY, THE GOLDEN SAMMER GUY. I WILL BE THE ONE TO END YOUR JOURNEY."</b></span>=
|"Dude can this guy like, shut the HELL up?"
|h- he's made oiut of [[gold]]
|}

== Other residents ==
The Sammer Kingdom doesn't just have guards! There are many civilians you can see milling about the kingdom including:

* 100 dogs
** 25 big dogs
** 75 small dogs
* 100 cats
** 99 big cats
** 1 kitten
* 4 mice
** 3 blind mice
** 1 stirring mouse
* 1 king of tricks fox
** ....
* 2 tadpoles
** 1 green tadpole
** 1 [[Blue|bloue]].
* 7 rats
** 6 normal rats
** 1 large rat
* 100 hog
** 99 united hogs
** 1 hermit hog
* 2 pig
** 1 little piggy to market
** 1 piggy crying all the way home
* 3 horse
** 2 race horse
** 1 chill horse

==Notes==
{{Distinguish|Kramer's Kingdom}}

we're so sammers

==Goofs==

*The shirts they sell at the shop say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER IN SAMMER's KINGDOM" when they SHOULD say "I GOT BEATEN UP BY A SAMMER GUY IN SAMMER'S KINGDOM"
*Despite claims to the contrary, many of the Sammer Guys do seem to be references to external media or concepts.
**This is theorized to be because [[The Divine Sammer]] is a [[talentless hack]] and is a bit [[dogshit]].
*too many sammer guys :\ really padding out the game guys cmon
**we already have like two pits of 100 trials did we really need this one
***and all for some got damn cards!!?? fuck this game bro

==Gallery==
<gallery widths="200" heights="200">
File:Vacation.png|A photo taken of a tourist visiting Sammer's Kingdom.
File:Fuck you sammer.gif|One time [[Count|this guy]] did this
</gallery>
[[Category:Kingdoms (official)]]
[[Category:Paper Mario]]
[[Category:Yaoi]]

Gehenna

2024-02-04T18:31:31Z

WITCH:

__NOTOC__
someone else make this dialogue better pleas

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}}

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Hi User:{{CURRENTUSER}}

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} It's Me [[The Divine Goddess]].

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But you already knew that probably.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Most likely.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Let me get down to [[Trumpet#Keys|brass tacks]].

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} I, The Divine Goddess, for the first time EVER, have made a mistake.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} See there was this one [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitor]] who was in until [[Challenge 7: Discussions|last challenge]].

[[File:1 who is this.jpg|500px|thumb|left|{{div|Doesn't it just look so stupid}}]]
{{clear}}
{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} They didn't make any Arguments so normally I would have just eliminated them.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But their Declaration....

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} It was so dogshit-

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} (just SO dogshit!!!)

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} -that I deleted every single one of their entry pages and wiped all trace of them off the wiki.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But then I realized

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} They're [[:Category:So cutes! (official)|so cutes!]]

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} So in My infinite wisdom, I decided they get to live and be our new mascot. Hurray!

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But that leaves Me in a difficult situation.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} I want to restore their challenge entries, but the info was totally lost.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} And I can't recreate them, because that would be host bias and also a lot of work for Me.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} So, User:{{CURRENTUSER}}, I grant you this DIVINE QUEST.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} You will be tasked with redoing our new mascot's previous challenge entries in order to recreate their legacy!

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Think of this as a boss rush challenge! Unless you're not a [[:Category:Competitors (official)|Competitor (official)]], in which case, think of this as your first challenge, I guess.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} You'll be walked step by step through this process by competitors suited for each challenge.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Do not disappoint Me.

== Challenge 4: Things ==
( what's up gamers )> B)

( it's ya girl emoticon )> B0

( helping you learn to edit entries )> B:)

/:U <( let's uhhhhh )

^^ <( let's start off with a simple challenge )

0o0 <( you're gonna create a [[Challenge 4: Things|'''Thing''']]! )

( before we start, you should have a general idea of what your Thing is )> L:

( (remember, Things have both functions and weaknesses!) )> *-*

<nowiki>:</nowiki>) <( once you've got that, '''create a page''' with the name of your thing )

<nowiki>:</nowiki>D <( then, copy and paste this template into the source of that page! )
<source>
{{Wanted things
|name=
|file=
|description=
|function=
|positives=
|adjective=
|negatives=
|phrase=
|placement=
|trivia=
|categories=
|competitor=
}}
</source>
( after '''name=''', write the '''name''' of your thing )> :]

( for example, if you chose the name "Firecracker," the template would now look like this: )> v.v
<source>
{{Wanted things
|name=Firecracker
|file=
|description=
|function=
|positives=
|adjective=
|negatives=
|phrase=
|placement=
|trivia=
|categories=
|competitor=
}}
</source>
( after '''file=''', put an '''image'' of your thing, with only the name of that image and the file format )> :0

( for example, if you chose the image [[:File:test.png]], the template would now look like this! )> vwv
<source>
{{Wanted things
|name=Jonathan
|file=test.png
|description=
|function=
|positives=
|adjective=
|negatives=
|phrase=
|placement=
|trivia=
|categories=
|competitor=
}}
</source>
( after '''description=''', write a '''short, one sentence description''' of your thing )> :P

( after '''function=''', write a '''description of the function''' of your thing. this can be super long or even multiple paragraphs, especially if it has multiple functions! )> :D

( after '''positives=''', write out a '''list of positives''' of your thing in bullet point! )> =^.^=

( here's an example for how bullet points might look: )> *.*

<source>
|function=
|positives=* Point 1
* Point 2
* Point 3
|adjective=
</source>

( after '''adjective=''', write out a '''negative adjective''' )> :0

( after '''negatives=''', write out a '''list of negatives''' of your thing in bullet point. (this is where the Thing's drawbacks go.) )> ^-.-^

( after '''phrase=''', write out an '''exclamation''', like "omg!" or "oh no!" )> &o&

( after '''placement=''', write out a '''number placement''', like first, second, or third )> 2:3

( after '''triva=''', write out a '''list of triva''' of your thing in bullet point )> ?:2

( after '''categories=''', write out the '''categories''' you want the page to have, surrounding each in double square brackets )> [:0

( for example, if you wanted to put it in [[:Category:Stupid]] and [[:Category:Awesome]], it would look like this: )> [:D

<source>
|trivia=
|categories=[[Category:Stupid]][[Category:Awesome]]
|competitors
</source>

( finally, after '''competitor=''', write a '''name for this competitor''' ) >:>

( The Divine Goddess forgot their name, so, think of something that fits them! you'll use it in the other entries, i think )> :T

):U <( before you finish your page, '''check the preview'''! )

^^ <( make sure everything makes sense, that you understood the template right, etc etc etc )

<nowiki>:</nowiki>D <( once you complete the captcha and publish your page, '''you're done!''' )

( go and, bask in the greatness of your new thing, or whatever )> :7

== Challenge 5: To Be Confused... ==
Greetings, Wiki Campers. This is your President Head of Lettuce (Geez this feels so weird to say!), and I'll be directing you through the [[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...|'''confusing pages''' challenge]]. I wrote out an executive order declaring your the confusing page was '''[[The Onceler]]'''. While I certainly don't agree with his destroying of plantlife, I definitely know a thing or two about being evil. That being said, you're gonna complete this quiz to determine how [[Bad]] you can possibly be!

1. You see a little old woman crossing the street. Do you:
<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
<li>Help her cross the street</li>
<li>Trip her for the [[giggles]]</li>
<li>Tell her to listen to [[Mitski]]</li>
<li>Order her some [[Burger King]]</li>
</ol>

2. Would you use the [[Death Note]]?
<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
<li>{{Dia|Light|yeag}}</li>
<li>No, but I'd smoke weed with Ryuk!</li>
<li>No because killing is [[wrong]]!</li>
<li>No because the Death Note isn't [[real]]</li>
</ol>

3. Can morality be measured by a single personality quiz?
<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
<li>Certainly! It provides a quick glimpse at moral [[character]]!</li>
<li>Of course not! Humans are more multifaceted than a [[quiz]] can ever begin to show!</li>
<li>What ARE [[good]] and [[evil]] actually? Truly these concepts only exist because of our [[culture]]</li>
<li>You smell... (A/N: Fuck you.)</li>
</ol>

To see your result, you're gonna '''put your letter answers in the [[Template:Wanted confusing pages|template]]''' like this!
<source>
{{Wanted confusing pages
|answer1=
|answer2=
|answer3=
|file=
}}
</source>
So if you put all C's, your template would look like this!
<source>
{{Wanted confusing pages
|answer1=C
|answer2=C
|answer3=C
|file=
}}
</source>
(If your template spells out the word BAD, then you are definitely bad! Otherwise, it's kind of up in the air I think.)

Next, put an '''image''' after '''file=''' with only the name of that image and the file format. Like you did for Things!

Finally, replace all the text of [[The Onceler]] with the template to create the entry.

== Challenge 3: Edit War ==
cako make this dora pleas

<color=red>( alright, uh... )> :D

( edit war. this one is kind of hard for you to make a single "entry" with )> :T

8> <( but, this challenge was unique in that an individual person's contributions could actually be totally overwritten! )

>:3 <( so in order to pretend that's what happened, here's what you gotta do: )

( revert the page back to a previous state. undo ALL the work that people did after that!!! )> Q.Q

( then, make your edit. it can be literally anything you want! )> ^w^

( as long as it's not, like, an entire book )> :P

( then, revert the page AGAIN, back to the most recent version before you started messing with it )> :0

)3c <( the idea is, the edit was made, but it got reverted by the next person! so there's no evidence of it in the future edits! )

B) <( finally, include some notable part of your edit in dora's big table )

^u^ <( and you're done!! good job )</color>

[[Template:Wanted edit war]]

== Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages ==
[[Naruto (franchise)]] has the least amount of edits so the template asks to add stuff to that and then add it to the end of the page

[[Template:Wanted unwanted pages]]

== Challenge 2: Teams ==
[the template asks the user to generate a team, along with the name of the competitor, fake team members, coverage, trivia, etc]

[[Template:Wanted teams]]

== Challenge 7: Discussions ==
''th;s thngs delcaration was dum as helll so ig mite as well makw it jus as bad LOL . comstistency or whtever idc. jus maek this pge'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

[[Talk:comptitor name here/declaration]]

''thn add ths [[Template:Declare|tempwlte]] . it shoulh b predy self esxplanatoruy but hre i explaind it 2 u i uguess,. ur welvome .'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

<source>
{{declare
| you = COMPETITEUR s NAME
| target = who;s going
| team = whch team thy going 2
| thesis = youtr reasoning
}}
</source>

''thwn we cn use dis [[Template:Wanted discussions|othere templat2]] to mak e it seeem like evry1 agreed w whtever garbage ass thsis you come up wtih . illl show u hwo 2 usew ths oene too'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

<source>
{{Wanted discussions
|COmpetitr namee
|a n argumnt backinh up ur declration
}}
</source>

''mmake thos losers look stupifd as hll for me pleas e . That'll fkin show em.'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

== Challenge 1: Competitors ==
[the cool idea]

[[Template:Wanted competitors]]
<noinclude>
[[Category:Mascot (official)]]
</noinclude>

Gehenna

2024-02-04T18:09:01Z

WITCH:

__NOTOC__
someone else make this dialogue better pleas

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}}

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Hi User:{{CURRENTUSER}}

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} It's Me [[The Divine Goddess]].

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But you already knew that probably.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Most likely.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Let me get down to [[Trumpet#Keys|brass tacks]].

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} I, The Divine Goddess, for the first time EVER, have made a mistake.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} See there was this one [[:Category:Competitors (official)|competitor]] who was in until [[Challenge 7: Discussions|last challenge]].

[[File:1 who is this.jpg|500px|thumb|left|{{div|Doesn't it just look so stupid}}]]
{{clear}}
{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} They didn't make any Arguments so normally I would have just eliminated them.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But their Declaration....

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} It was so dogshit-

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} (just SO dogshit!!!)

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} -that I deleted every single one of their entry pages and wiped all trace of them off the wiki.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But then I realized

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} They're [[:Category:So cutes! (official)|so cutes!]]

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} So in My infinite wisdom, I decided they get to live and be our new mascot. Hurray!

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} But that leaves Me in a difficult situation.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} I want to restore their challenge entries, but the info was totally lost.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} And I can't recreate them, because that would be host bias and also a lot of work for Me.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} So, User:{{CURRENTUSER}}, I grant you this DIVINE QUEST.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} You will be tasked with redoing our new mascot's previous challenge entries in order to recreate their legacy!

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Think of this as a boss rush challenge! Unless you're not a [[:Category:Competitors (official)|Competitor (official)]], in which case, think of this as your first challenge, I guess.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} You'll be walked step by step through this process by competitors suited for each challenge.

{{div|The Divine Goddess:}} Do not disappoint Me.

== Challenge 4: Things ==
( what's up gamers )> B)

( it's ya girl emoticon )> B0

( helping you learn to edit entries )> B:)

/:U <( let's uhhhhh )

^^ <( let's start off with a simple challenge )

0o0 <( you're gonna create a [[Challenge 4: Things|'''Thing''']]! )

( before we start, you should have a general idea of what your Thing is )> L:

( (remember, Things have both functions and weaknesses!) )> *.*

<nowiki>:</nowiki>) <( once you've got that, '''create a page''' with the name of your thing )

<nowiki>:</nowiki>D <( then, copy and paste this template into the source of that page! )
<source>
{{Wanted things
|name=
|file=
|description=
|function=
|positives=
|adjective=
|negatives=
|phrase=
|placement=
|trivia=
|categories=
|competitor=
}}
</source>
( after '''name=''', write the '''name''' of your thing )> :]

( for example, if you chose the name "Firecracker," the template would now look like this: )> v.v
<source>
{{Wanted things
|name=Firecracker
|file=
|description=
|function=
|positives=
|adjective=
|negatives=
|phrase=
|placement=
|trivia=
|categories=
|competitor=
}}
</source>
( after '''file=''', put an '''image'' of your thing, with only the name of that image and the file format )> :0

( for example, if you chose the image [[:File:test.png]], the template would now look like this! )> vwv
<source>
{{Wanted things
|name=Jonathan
|file=test.png
|description=
|function=
|positives=
|adjective=
|negatives=
|phrase=
|placement=
|trivia=
|categories=
|competitor=
}}
</source>
( after '''description=''', write a '''short, one sentence description''' of your thing )> :P

( after '''function=''', write a '''description of the function''' of your thing. this can be super long or even multiple paragraphs, especially if it has multiple functions! )> :D

( after '''positives=''', write out a '''list of positives''' of your thing in bullet point! )> =^.^=

( here's an example for how bullet points might look: )> *.*

<source>
|function=
|positives=* Point 1
* Point 2
* Point 3
|adjective=
</source>

( after '''adjective=''', write out a '''negative adjective''' )> :0

( after '''negatives=''', write out a '''list of negatives''' of your thing in bullet point. (this is where the Thing's drawbacks go.) )> ^-.-^

( after '''phrase=''', write out an '''exclamation''', like "omg!" or "oh no!" )> &o&

( after '''placement=''', write out a '''number placement''', like first, second, or third )> 2:3

( after '''triva=''', write out a '''list of triva''' of your thing in bullet point )> ?:2

( after '''categories=''', write out the '''categories''' you want the page to have, surrounding each in double square brackets )> [:0

( for example, if you wanted to put it in [[:Category:Stupid]] and [[:Category:Awesome]], it would look like this: )> [:D

<source>
|trivia=
|categories=[[Category:Stupid]][[Category:Awesome]]
|competitors
</source>

( finally, after '''competitor=''', write a '''name for this competitor''' ) >:>

( The Divine Goddess forgot their name, so, think of something that fits them! you'll use it in the other entries, i think )> :T

):U <( before you finish your page, '''check the preview'''! )

^^ <( make sure everything makes sense, that you understood the template right, etc etc etc )

<nowiki>:</nowiki>D <( once you complete the captcha and publish your page, '''you're done!''' )

( go and, bask in the greatness of your new thing, or whatever )> :7

== Challenge 5: To Be Confused... ==
Greetings, Wiki Campers. This is your President Head of Lettuce (Geez this feels so weird to say!), and I'll be directing you through the [[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...|'''confusing pages''' challenge]]. I wrote out an executive order declaring your the confusing page was [[The Onceler]]. While I certainly don't agree with his destroying of plantlife, I definitely know a thing or two about being evil. That being said, you're gonna complete this quiz to determine how [[Bad]] you can possibly be!

1. You see a little old woman crossing the street. Do you:
<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
<li>Help her cross the street</li>
<li>Trip her for the [[giggles]]</li>
<li>Tell her to listen to [[Mitski]]</li>
<li>Order her some [[Burger King]]</li>
</ol>

2. Would you use the [[Death Note]]?
<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
<li>{{Dia|Light|yeag}}</li>
<li>No, but I'd smoke weed with Ryuk!</li>
<li>No because killing is [[wrong]]!</li>
<li>No because the Death Note isn't [[real]]</li>
</ol>

3. Can morality be measured by a single personality quiz?
<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
<li>Certainly! It provides a quick glimpse at moral [[character]]!</li>
<li>Of course not! Humans are more multifaceted than a [[quiz]] can ever begin to show!</li>
<li>What ARE [[good]] and [[evil]] actually? Truly these concepts only exist because of our [[culture]]</li>
<li>You smell... (A/N: Fuck you.)</li>
</ol>

To see your result, you're gonna '''put your letter answers in the [[Template:Wanted confusing pages|template]]''' like this!

<source>
{{Wanted confusing pages
|Answer 1
|Answer 2
|Answer 3
}}
</source>

So if you put all C's, your template would look like this!

<source>
{{Wanted confusing pages
|C
|C
|C
}}
</source>

(If your template spells out the word BAD, then you are definitely bad! Otherwise, it's kind of up in the air I think.)

Finally, replace all the text of [[The Onceler]] with the template to create the entry.

== Challenge 3: Edit War ==
cako make this dora pleas

<color=red>( alright, uh... )> :D

( edit war. this one is kind of hard for you to make a single "entry" with )> :T

8> <( but, this challenge was unique in that an individual person's contributions could actually be totally overwritten! )

>:3 <( so in order to pretend that's what happened, here's what you gotta do: )

( revert the page back to a previous state. undo ALL the work that people did after that!!! )> Q.Q

( then, make your edit. it can be literally anything you want! )> ^w^

( as long as it's not, like, an entire book )> :P

( then, revert the page AGAIN, back to the most recent version before you started messing with it )> :0

)3c <( the idea is, the edit was made, but it got reverted by the next person! so there's no evidence of it in the future edits! )

B) <( finally, include some notable part of your edit in dora's big table )

^u^ <( and you're done!! good job )</color>

[[Template:Wanted edit war]]

== Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages ==
[[Naruto (franchise)]] has the least amount of edits so the template asks to add stuff to that and then add it to the end of the page

[[Template:Wanted unwanted pages]]

== Challenge 2: Teams ==
[the template asks the user to generate a team, along with the name of the competitor, fake team members, coverage, trivia, etc]

[[Template:Wanted teams]]

== Challenge 7: Discussions ==
''th;s thngs delcaration was dum as helll so ig mite as well makw it jus as bad LOL . comstistency or whtever idc.'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

''th [[Template:Declare|tempwlte]] shoulh b predy self esxplanatoruy but hre i explaind it 2 u i uguess,. ur welvome .'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

<source>
{{declare
| you = COMPETITEUR s NAME
| target = who;s going
| team = whch team thy going 2
| thesis = youtr reasoning
}}
</source>

''thwn we cn use dis [[Template:Wanted discussions|othere templat2]] to mak e it seeem like evry1 agreed w whtever garbage ass thsis you come up wtih . illl show u hwo 2 usew ths oene too'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

<source>
{{Wanted discussions
|COmpetitr namee
|a n argumnt backinh up ur declration
}}
</source>

''mmake thos losers look stupifd as hll for me pleas e . That'll fkin show em.'' [[Nurse Cap|RadiantPill]] ([[Talk:Nurse Cap|talk]]) 18:08, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

== Challenge 1: Competitors ==
[the cool idea]

[[Template:Wanted competitors]]
<noinclude>
[[Category:Mascot (official)]]
</noinclude>

Talk:F13

2024-01-31T20:49:43Z

WITCH:

The function keys actually go up to 24, but almost no keyboards have them — <span style="border-radius: 50%">[[File:Coppersaltspfp up to date.png|17px|link=User:Coppersalts]]</span> 14:26, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Speculation and unproven. Please provide a valid source, such as this wiki 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ [[File:Dora.png|20px|link=Dora]] [[User:CAKO]] ([[User talk:CAKO|Talk]]) 20:49, 31 January 2024 (UTC)

IM posting [[File:SpikaFan.png|link=Pangya]] [[File:Niko2.png|20px|link=Damn Seal]] [[User:WITCH|WITCH]] ([[User talk:WITCH|talk]]) 20:49, 31 January 2024 (UTC)

Nurse Cap

2024-01-15T22:58:50Z

WITCH:

<templatestyles src="055.css"/>
{{Distinguish|Nurse Hat}} {{HaZe member}}
<noinclude>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]][[Category:Host]][[Category:Lesbian characters]][[Category:Gamers]][[Category:Characters that fuckign hate michael bloomberg]][[Category:Nurse Cap relevant pages]]</noinclude>
<tabber>
|-|Overview=
{{Infobox character|color=#ff6262|image=[[File:Nursecap2.png]]|series=[[File:07logo.png|100px|link=The Wiki Camp 2]]|species=Clothing|portrayer=viewers like you|designer=[[User:WITCH]]|gender=Female (she/her)|lbl21=Friends|data21=Yes|lbl22=Enemies|data22=[[Hippocrates]]|lbl24=Team|data24=[[Wanted contestants]]|lbl31=Score|data31=1674.37|lbl23=Kinlist|data23=[[Riamu Yumemi]], [[Tomoko Kuroki]], [[Konata Izumi]], [[Yuri (character)]], [[Moira]]}}
Nurse Cap is a contestant in [[The Wiki Camp 2]], previously a hospital attendant now on break to give it her all for a chance to earn [[CLOUT]].

==Appearance==
Nurse Cap is a paper cap with a [[red cross]] in the front. She is rarely seen with her eyes fully open. Her arms may sometimes not be rendered but don't be scared they're there okay? Don't be afraid or concerned alright? Chill.

== Personality ==
Nurse Cap is devious and enjoys messing with people, although her extreme anxiety leads her to fail at pulling that off more often than not. Whenever she feels she could be useful in a [[situation]] she becomes over eager to help, sometimes getting ahead of herself and making things harder instead.

== History ==
Nurse Cap spent most of her early life practicing medicine, bettering her medical skills before trying to find a job as a nurse and instead landing one as an attendant. Nurse Cap quickly decided to put her life of labor on hold over the promise of '''CLOUT''' after clicking an online ad leading her to The Wiki Camp 2, her public debut as a contestant.
===Challenge 1===
<small>''Main article: [[Challenge 1]]''</small>

Nurse Cap started her page with a simple description of herself before starting to work on the section about her frame data, which took a few days before it reached it's completion and then, once done with that, she decided it would be enough for now. This feeling would last less than 48 hours before anxiety set in about it not being enough. Once Nurse Cap rushed to her page to add onto it she found the Matchups section without any recollection of writing it herself, containing excerpts of a conversation she thought private. Worried but desperate for an addition to her page, she left it as is.

To keep her mind off her worries about her entry, she spent her days waiting for the results by repeatedly and incessantly looking up pictures of Blini Cat until she was notified of her placement, ''4th'' with a score of ''456''. With the momentary sense of pride providing her energy she decided to attend [[Mark Genuine's Funeral]] to pay respects in good will as well as to spot her fellow contestants, staying until she realized the heinous crime the departed committed in life.
===Challenge 2===
<small>''Main article: [[Host]]''</small>

Seeing as the second challenge was to create or join a team, Nurse Cap teamed up with [[Diary]] to fulfill her dream of going pro and creating an eSports team. Not long after a flubbed advertisement campaign the team was soon flooded with well-meaning misguided people which Nurse Cap tried her best to take in stride, making some new bonds within the newly formed HaZe.

Just as Nurse Cap was getting adjusted to the team they had formed, a dubious decision by the [[Mike and Spike|wiki administrators]] caused HaZe to be merged with three other teams with the surprisingly common acronym "HOST" for a name. Nurse Cap believed this to be highly disorienting and a hit to what used to be a (more) concise and understandable team image, fearing bad results in the challenge or even elimination. After taking note of her team's remarkable performance, Nurse Cap was [[Host/Chat logs/November|noticeably ecstatic]].
===Challenge 3===
<small>''Main article: [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&oldid=26878 Edit War]''</small>

For Challenge 3, Nurse Cap wanted to be responsible for one of the early edits despite being devoid of ideas for her edit. After a lot of trouble attempting to think of the perfect edit, Nurse Cap decided to take a big risk and summon [[Beatrice]], offering her allegiance to the witch until the end of time in exchange of a good edit for the challenge. For Beatrice's edit, she created a game hearkening back to [[Umineko no Naku Koro ni|those she previously inhabited.]]

Although all Nurse Cap intended was for Beatrice to make an edit to the page her summoning had bound the witch to this [[The Wiki Camp 2|game board]] until the game was over, a fact Nurse Cap had yet to be made aware of, Beatrice instead deciding to dwell on the Edit War page in her boredom in an attempt to better understand her surroundings. During her stay on the page, Beatrice [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&direction=next&oldid=27030 made acquaintances with] [[Emoticon]] which sparked her curiosity over creatures in this board who could interact with her. Once Beatrice was done with her stay in Edit War, she [[Beatrice|created a familiar space for her to dwell in]] during her stay in The Wiki Camp.

Meanwhile, Nurse Cap remained clueless of any of this, a thing she is very good at doing. Nurse Cap refused to look at Edit War out of fear and anxiety, only thinking about it when results dropped. After a while, she was [[Host/Chat_logs/December|made aware of Beatrice's stay in Edit War]] but not in excruciating detail. Upon checking the challenge [[Challenge 3: Edit War#Challenge Results|results]], Nurse Cap was satisfied enough with her score of ''313.82'', simply happy to pull her own weight.

===Challenge 4===
<small>''Main article: [[Hecate's Mirror]]''</small>

Nurse Cap attempted to document the existence of one of her belongings, recounting the legend it's closely related to. Failing that, she decides the untidy environment of her home she'd kept herself trapped inside for the last few months was the issue. She then decided to write her entry in the club room HaZe held IRL events in. Finding it a much more comforting space than her can-covered dirty room, she stayed in the room silently for the duration of the entire challenge (and has yet to return to her home.) Once again failing to write her entry, she [[Hecate's Mirror/Board|employed the help of the Golden Witch yet again.]]

Inside a cat box, [[Hecate's Mirror/Game|Nurse Cap and Beatrice played a friendly, although high-stakes, game]]. Nurse Cap narrowly claimed victory, but took it easy on the witch and decided to believe in her magic nonetheless. Outside the cat box, [[Dora]] [[Hecate's Mirror/Answers|coincidentally walked into an incredibly alarmed Nurse Cap, and they had a brief chat about the tale of the Mirror]], leading Nurse Cap to vocalize her strange conclusion about its origin. She also overshared ever so slightly but it's OK.

Her entry, which she had forgotten she'd even submitted, placed ''18th'' and scored ''214.9'' points. She had no particular thoughts over her own score but was happy her team went another challenge without an elimination. With her mind otherwise unoccupied, she instead focused her energy on nothing actually

===Challenge 5===
<small>''Main article: [[Girl Host]]''</small>

In a yet unknown [[Discord]] server, [[Girl Host#Reception|Nurse Cap was notified of the existence of a strange visual novel]] with a character strangely alike her, [[Kinning|though not in the usual sense in which someone would say that to her]]. In an act of endless curiosity, she ultimately decided to give the story a read despite how strange the experience of reading it could prove.

Upon reading the text she found the frivolous conversations contained within weirdly mirrored experiences she'd had in her real life not too long ago, as proven by further leaked Discord messages.
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Furthermore, she found herself unable to recall the game's ending when pressed about her thoughts on it, though she'd usually not bat an eye at forgetting a detail about [[Konata Izumi|a piece of slice of life media]], she couldn't help but feel she was forgetting {{Blink|text=something important}}. ''392.25'' points were mysteriously added to the uninvolved Nurse Cap's score tally. How weird! Whoa! Strange! I guess

===Challenge 6===

Wanting to join in on editing the [[Rhythm game]] page by scrubbing all mentions of Rhythm Heaven, Nurse Cap goes for a walk hoping to hit her nearest arcade and record some hot [[jubeat]] gameplay. She got lost on her way back home for a few months.

===Challenge 7===
<small>''Main article: [[Talk:Nurse Cap/declaration|it's a bit of a mouthful]]''</small>

Finally reaching home [[Talk:Smobo/declaration|she finds herself at risk of being sent away from her beloved team of old and instead put onto brand new ground]] by [[Talk:Dora/declaration|a strange set of dominos]]. In retaliation, she goes for petty revenge, attempting to take [[Dora]] along with her to [[Wanted contestants]].

== Gameplay==
In her most notorious incarnation, Nurse Cap is a defensive beast. She mainly relies on punishing opponents with her high speed and range, solid power and 2nd Super Art which can be [[combo]]'d into multiple ways.

==Trivia==

*Nurse Cap needs to repaint her cross every day
*she is a the [[object]]
*Nurse Cap is in pursuit of the forbidden art of [[YouTube Poop]]
*Nurse Cap hates cooking
*Nurse Cap writes poetry but she would never share it
*The Wiki Camp 2 is now once again open for editing
*Tygreenie's Discord account is Tygreenie#2763.

{{Template:Wanted contestants}}

|-|Gallery=
<gallery heights="200" widths="200">
NurseAsset.png|The bare essentials. Symbolizes ''Potential'' and ''Health'' to come after trying times.
NurseVIcon.png|A [[voting icon]] in the style of a reality TV show.
NurseAlt1.png|One of Nurse Cap's alternate outfits.
Super art 2.gif|Nurse Cap's notorious SA2 as seen in [[Wiki Moment 2]].
Quite strange.png|A David-like version of Nurse Cap. Source unknown.
Scheam.gif|Who the fuck is this? Source unknown.

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=== Standing normals ===

{{FrameData|5LP|[[File:Nurse5LP.png]]|6|2|10|+7|+5|200|Mid|Pretty fast button, makes for a good reset point. Those plus frames are nothing to scoff at. }}

{{FrameData|5MP|[[File:Nurse5MP.png]]|7|8|10|-2|-1|400|Mid|Extremely good defensive option in neutral, enough active frames to keep them away. }}

{{FrameData|5HP|[[File:Nurse5HP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Mid|Extremely infamous button. Inflicts hard knockdown. The [[fighting game community]] refers to getting hit by this move as 'getting nursefaced.'{{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|5LK|[[File:Nurse5LK.png]]|5|2|8|+9|+6|150|Mid|Tied for her fastest normal button, PITIFUL fucking range. Laugh at this attack. Go hahaha at it. Pretty useful in tandem with her first-aid kit.}}

{{FrameData|5MK|[[File:Nurse5MK.png]]|9|6|10|+2|+1|400|Mid|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|5HK|[[File:Nurse5HK.png]]|10|6|8|-4|-3|500|Mid|Nurse Cap kicks the air, causing a low quality explosion to appear. Since the kick itself doesn't have a hitbox it's possible to low profile this move as certain characters.}}

=== Crouching normals ===

{{FrameData|cLP|[[File:NursecLP.png]]|5|2|8|+7|+5|150|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cMP|[[File:NursecMP.png]]|8|4|11|+2|0|400|Low|why is it the same but fstrethcwd ???? Sterched {{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|cHP|[[File:NursecHP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cLK|[[File:NursecLK.png]]|5|2|6|+10|+8|100|Low|stupidg move. Doesn't link into itself. }}

{{FrameData|cMK|[[File:NursecMK.png]]|7|4|15|+1|-1|300|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cHK|[[File:NursecHK.png]]|10|10|18|-10|-7|500|Low|The high active frames, knockdown and the low hitbox have earned this move many comparisons to tripwire. It's not that useful but it's pretty funny therefore you should overuse it, trust.}}

=== Jumping normals ===

{{FrameData|jLP|[[File:NursejLP.png]]|7|2|8|+7|+5|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMP|[[File:NursejMP.png]]|10|6|16|+2|0|400|High|In case it's unclear, she is exploding you with her mind in this move. }}

{{FrameData|jHP|[[File:NursejHP.png]]|14|4|19|-8|-6|1|High|dawwww look at the little nurse cap aww thats so sweet :) ohh thats so nice :D }}

{{FrameData|jLK|[[File:NursejLK.png]]|6|2|8|+5|+3|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMK|[[File:NursejMK.png]]|7|4|8|+1|-1|300|High|You probably don't need [[experts|me]] to tell you this crosses up. }}

{{FrameData|jHK|[[File:NursejHK.png]]|20|6|25|-12|-11|600|High|If the opponent is grounded, this move knocks down. }}

=== Universal ===

{{FrameData|Taunt|[[File:NurseTaunt.png]]|N/A|N/A|60|N/A|N/A|N/A|N/A|Nyoron... }}

=== Specials ===

{{FrameData|First-aid Toss (236K)|[[File:Nurse236K.png]]|15|8|16|+5|+3|200/100|Mid/Low|Nurse Cap tosses a persistent first-aid kit, distance depending on which kick button is pressed. The first-aid kit interacts with every kick from Nurse Cap, propelling it forwards and damaging (100) the opponent if they're in it's trajectory. Can be blocked mid while the kit is in midair but needs to be blocked low once it's grounded. Hits for 200 in midair. Can be used for very effective mixups. Unblockables are possible but require extreme precision.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Poke (236P)|[[File:Nurse236P.png]]|20|6|10|+3|+2|200|Mid|Nurse Cap summons a friend for a far-reaching poke. Pretty good for adding some pressure in neutral. Scalpel has their own hurtbox, hitting them does not damage Nurse Cap but it does trigger a stagger animation for Scalpel after which they disappear.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Swipe (214P)|[[File:Nurse214P.png]]|20|8|+30 (Launch)|+3|+2|400|High|Nurse Cap summons a friend for an upwards swipe. This attack is a launcher. As this hits high, it's very effective for resets. Just like in Poke, Scalpel has their own hurtbox that causes them to stagger and then disappear.}}

=== Super Arts ===

{{FrameData|Super Art 1 (632632P)|[[File:NurseSA1.png]]|1|10|1|+9|+9|100000|Low|Costs 1 bar. Terrible SA. Don't pick this one. Why would anyone ever use this. }}

{{FrameData|Super Art 2 (632632K)|[[File:NurseSA2.png]]|3 (First hit)|10|35|+30 (Launch)|-25|1800|Mid|Costs 1 bar. Finally an actually good move. This is her infamous Super Art, pretty much every respectable Nurse Cap player uses it. It dislocates her far, hits multiple times and launches. mediawiki how to flip image horizontal}}
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These are snippets from multiple unreleased interviews led by our [[experts]] that detail remarks Nurse Cap has made about many of the contestants of The Wiki Camp 2, lightly edited for the sake of brevity.

=== [[Ad]] ===

{{Dia|NurseStraight|[...] when I first saw them around I thought my browser extensions got wrecked again. I, um. }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|...I spent so much fucking time reinstalling my browser from scratch... }}

=== [[Bullseye]] ===

{{Dia|NurseTicked|[...] our colors are close enough to make me feel like I have to prove myself, wear it better or something. }}

=== [[Diary]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|Her entry reminds me of something that would be on [[Liquipedia]] or something }}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|And it made me wonder if she's ever tried any fighting games I could play. Like [[Marvel vs. Capcom|Marvel]] or [[Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike|Third Strike]] or something. Actually [...] }}

=== [[Emoticon]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] and I've been using [plain text emoticons] less, I'm not gonna lie. Like, um... How does this work, y'know? }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I get fuckin' ... stressed wondering if I'm giving her access to my chatlogs or some shit... }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|Uhmm... Anyway. }}

=== [[Gamer]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] I thought the same about Gamer. It'd be cool to spend quarters with both of them, um, if they'd take me. }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|W... Well... That... depends on how things shake out. I can't be caught acting all casual with ENEMIES. }}
{{Dia|NurseGay|Boy am I glad this is a personal conversation! Uh, thanks for hearing me ramble [[experts|[NAME OMITTED]]]. }}

=== [[Mandelly]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|I'll never forget what Mandelly said to me that day. It changed the course of my life forever.}}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|What was it they said again?}}

=== [[Padlock]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[Padlock] approached me and we talked about fighting and stuff. I ended up, um, showing him some moves and...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I have... NO idea how he would feel if he found out most of the shit I do is just copied off random fighting games...}}
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|...and I've been making up ridiculous 'move names' to see how bad I can make them before he questions it. Ever hear about the 'nurseface'? <small>snicker</small>}}

=== [[Paper Niko]] ===
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|What, a platform fighter? <small>scoff</small> I've played plenty of fighters, I bet I could pick those up no problem anyway!}}

Our [[experts]] then got Nurse Cap to try a platform fighter for the first time.

{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|What do you mean there's a BUTTON for blocking? Only two attack buttons...?}}
{{Dia|NurseScared|EVERY ATTACK IS A COMMAND NORMAL?!}}

She did not take a single stock.

=== [[Sock Hater]] ===
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|[...] always looking at me sketchy, like that... Sock Hater or something...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I tried being a little friendly to all the contestants but it felt like he looked through me completely or, something...}}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|...When I cross people I tend to REMEMBER that, so I don't think I ever did anything to him...}}

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Talk:Dora/belongs on Wanted contestants according to Nurse Cap

2023-12-14T12:43:42Z

WITCH:

<noinclude>
{{return|Talk:Nurse Cap/declaration}}
[[Category:Discussions (official)]]
</noinclude>{{aye|Big Boy}}
it only makes things fair

{{aye|Noah}}
OH GOODY!! NOW '''FOUR''' CRIMINALS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?!?!?

{{aye|Jurta}}
eeeeyikes. this alucard guy some serious business... (Camp LIFE [[Reference]]) <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 22:13, 13 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|The Computer}}
if you want revenge OR if you want to put and end to this you should be trying to figure out how to stop [[Son of Dracula|alucard]], doing this instead is just silly

{{aye|Nurse Cap}}
i'd rrather justs nnot b alone,,,

{{aye|Paper Niko}}
ugh we should kill [[alucard]] with [[hammers]] and [[laes]] :/ <big><span style="color:#594404; font-family: times-new-roman; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(#FFFFFF 10%, #FFD700 50%);">[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]][[User:Chubs|Chubs]] [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|16px]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]])[[File:Moolah.gif|x16px|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]</span></big> 00:52, 14 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|The Copmuter}}
seconded!

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
It's only fair! - [[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 03:56, 14 December 2023 (UTC)

Nurse Cap

2023-12-13T22:21:20Z

WITCH:

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{{Distinguish|Nurse Hat}} {{HaZe member}}
<noinclude>[[Category:Competitors (official)]][[Category:Still in (official)]][[Category:Host]][[Category:Lesbian characters]][[Category:Gamers]][[Category:Characters that fuckign hate michael bloomberg]][[Category:Nurse Cap relevant pages]]</noinclude>
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|-|Overview=
{{Infobox character|color=#ff6262|image=[[File:Nursecap2.png]]|series=[[File:07logo.png|100px|link=The Wiki Camp 2]]|species=Clothing|portrayer=viewers like you|designer=[[User:WITCH]]|gender=Female (she/her)|lbl21=Friends|data21=Yes|lbl22=Enemies|data22=[[Hippocrates]]|lbl24=Team|data24=[[Host]]|lbl31=Score|data31=1674.37|lbl23=Kinlist|data23=[[Riamu Yumemi]], [[Tomoko Kuroki]], [[Konata Izumi]], [[Yuri (character)]], [[Moira]]}}
Nurse Cap is a contestant in [[The Wiki Camp 2]], previously a hospital attendant now on break to give it her all for a chance to earn [[CLOUT]].

==Appearance==
Nurse Cap is a paper cap with a [[red cross]] in the front. She is rarely seen with her eyes fully open. Her arms may sometimes not be rendered but don't be scared they're there okay? Don't be afraid or concerned alright? Chill.

== Personality ==
Nurse Cap is devious and enjoys messing with people, although her extreme anxiety leads her to fail at pulling that off more often than not. Whenever she feels she could be useful in a [[situation]] she becomes over eager to help, sometimes getting ahead of herself and making things harder instead.

== History ==
Nurse Cap spent most of her early life practicing medicine, bettering her medical skills before trying to find a job as a nurse and instead landing one as an attendant. Nurse Cap quickly decided to put her life of labor on hold over the promise of '''CLOUT''' after clicking an online ad leading her to The Wiki Camp 2, her public debut as a contestant.
===Challenge 1===
<small>''Main article: [[Challenge 1]]''</small>

Nurse Cap started her page with a simple description of herself before starting to work on the section about her frame data, which took a few days before it reached it's completion and then, once done with that, she decided it would be enough for now. This feeling would last less than 48 hours before anxiety set in about it not being enough. Once Nurse Cap rushed to her page to add onto it she found the Matchups section without any recollection of writing it herself, containing excerpts of a conversation she thought private. Worried but desperate for an addition to her page, she left it as is.

To keep her mind off her worries about her entry, she spent her days waiting for the results by repeatedly and incessantly looking up pictures of Blini Cat until she was notified of her placement, ''4th'' with a score of ''456''. With the momentary sense of pride providing her energy she decided to attend [[Mark Genuine's Funeral]] to pay respects in good will as well as to spot her fellow contestants, staying until she realized the heinous crime the departed committed in life.
===Challenge 2===
<small>''Main article: [[Host]]''</small>

Seeing as the second challenge was to create or join a team, Nurse Cap teamed up with [[Diary]] to fulfill her dream of going pro and creating an eSports team. Not long after a flubbed advertisement campaign the team was soon flooded with well-meaning misguided people which Nurse Cap tried her best to take in stride, making some new bonds within the newly formed HaZe.

Just as Nurse Cap was getting adjusted to the team they had formed, a dubious decision by the [[Mike and Spike|wiki administrators]] caused HaZe to be merged with three other teams with the surprisingly common acronym "HOST" for a name. Nurse Cap believed this to be highly disorienting and a hit to what used to be a (more) concise and understandable team image, fearing bad results in the challenge or even elimination. After taking note of her team's remarkable performance, Nurse Cap was [[Host/Chat logs/November|noticeably ecstatic]].
===Challenge 3===
<small>''Main article: [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&oldid=26878 Edit War]''</small>

For Challenge 3, Nurse Cap wanted to be responsible for one of the early edits despite being devoid of ideas for her edit. After a lot of trouble attempting to think of the perfect edit, Nurse Cap decided to take a big risk and summon [[Beatrice]], offering her allegiance to the witch until the end of time in exchange of a good edit for the challenge. For Beatrice's edit, she created a game hearkening back to [[Umineko no Naku Koro ni|those she previously inhabited.]]

Although all Nurse Cap intended was for Beatrice to make an edit to the page her summoning had bound the witch to this [[The Wiki Camp 2|game board]] until the game was over, a fact Nurse Cap had yet to be made aware of, Beatrice instead deciding to dwell on the Edit War page in her boredom in an attempt to better understand her surroundings. During her stay on the page, Beatrice [https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Edit_War&direction=next&oldid=27030 made acquaintances with] [[Emoticon]] which sparked her curiosity over creatures in this board who could interact with her. Once Beatrice was done with her stay in Edit War, she [[Beatrice|created a familiar space for her to dwell in]] during her stay in The Wiki Camp.

Meanwhile, Nurse Cap remained clueless of any of this, a thing she is very good at doing. Nurse Cap refused to look at Edit War out of fear and anxiety, only thinking about it when results dropped. After a while, she was [[Host/Chat_logs/December|made aware of Beatrice's stay in Edit War]] but not in excruciating detail. Upon checking the challenge [[Challenge 3: Edit War#Challenge Results|results]], Nurse Cap was satisfied enough with her score of ''313.82'', simply happy to pull her own weight.

===Challenge 4===
<small>''Main article: [[Hecate's Mirror]]''</small>

Nurse Cap attempted to document the existence of one of her belongings, recounting the legend it's closely related to. Failing that, she decides the untidy environment of her home she'd kept herself trapped inside for the last few months was the issue. She then decided to write her entry in the club room HaZe held IRL events in. Finding it a much more comforting space than her can-covered dirty room, she stayed in the room silently for the duration of the entire challenge (and has yet to return to her home.) Once again failing to write her entry, she [[Hecate's Mirror/Board|employed the help of the Golden Witch yet again.]]

Inside a cat box, [[Hecate's Mirror/Game|Nurse Cap and Beatrice played a friendly, although high-stakes, game]]. Nurse Cap narrowly claimed victory, but took it easy on the witch and decided to believe in her magic nonetheless. Outside the cat box, [[Dora]] [[Hecate's Mirror/Answers|coincidentally walked into an incredibly alarmed Nurse Cap, and they had a brief chat about the tale of the Mirror]], leading Nurse Cap to vocalize her strange conclusion about its origin. She also overshared ever so slightly but it's OK.

Her entry, which she had forgotten she'd even submitted, placed ''18th'' and scored ''214.9'' points. She had no particular thoughts over her own score but was happy her team went another challenge without an elimination. With her mind otherwise unoccupied, she instead focused her energy on nothing actually

===Challenge 5===
<small>''Main article: [[Girl Host]]''</small>

In a yet unknown [[Discord]] server, [[Girl Host#Reception|Nurse Cap was notified of the existence of a strange visual novel]] with a character strangely alike her, [[Kinning|though not in the usual sense in which someone would say that to her]]. In an act of endless curiosity, she ultimately decided to give the story a read despite how strange the experience of reading it could prove.

Upon reading the text she found the frivolous conversations contained within weirdly mirrored experiences she'd had in her real life not too long ago, as proven by further leaked Discord messages.
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Furthermore, she found herself unable to recall the game's ending when pressed about her thoughts on it, though she'd usually not bat an eye at forgetting a detail about [[Konata Izumi|a piece of slice of life media]], she couldn't help but feel she was forgetting {{Blink|text=something important}}. ''392.25'' points were mysteriously added to the uninvolved Nurse Cap's score tally. How weird! Whoa! Strange! I guess

===Challenge 6===

Wanting to join in on editing the [[Rhythm game]] page by scrubbing all mentions of Rhythm Heaven, Nurse Cap goes for a walk hoping to hit her nearest arcade and record some hot [[jubeat]] gameplay. She got lost on her way back home for a few months.

===Challenge 7===
<small>''Main article: [[Talk:Nurse Cap/declaration|it's a bit of a mouthful]]''</small>

Finally reaching home [[Talk:Smobo/declaration|she finds herself at risk of being sent away from her beloved team of old and instead put onto brand new ground]] by [[Talk:Dora/declaration|a strange set of dominos]]. In retaliation, she goes for petty revenge, attempting to take [[Dora]] along with her to [[Wanted contestants]].

== Gameplay==
In her most notorious incarnation, Nurse Cap is a defensive beast. She mainly relies on punishing opponents with her high speed and range, solid power and 2nd Super Art which can be [[combo]]'d into multiple ways.

==Trivia==

*Nurse Cap needs to repaint her cross every day
*she is a the [[object]]
*Nurse Cap is in pursuit of the forbidden art of [[YouTube Poop]]
*Nurse Cap hates cooking
*Nurse Cap writes poetry but she would never share it
*The Wiki Camp 2 is now once again open for editing
*Tygreenie's Discord account is Tygreenie#2763.

|-|Gallery=
<gallery heights="200" widths="200">
NurseAsset.png|The bare essentials. Symbolizes ''Potential'' and ''Health'' to come after trying times.
NurseVIcon.png|A [[voting icon]] in the style of a reality TV show.
NurseAlt1.png|One of Nurse Cap's alternate outfits.
Super art 2.gif|Nurse Cap's notorious SA2 as seen in [[Wiki Moment 2]].
Quite strange.png|A David-like version of Nurse Cap. Source unknown.
Scheam.gif|Who the fuck is this? Source unknown.

</gallery>

|-|Frame data=
=== Standing normals ===

{{FrameData|5LP|[[File:Nurse5LP.png]]|6|2|10|+7|+5|200|Mid|Pretty fast button, makes for a good reset point. Those plus frames are nothing to scoff at. }}

{{FrameData|5MP|[[File:Nurse5MP.png]]|7|8|10|-2|-1|400|Mid|Extremely good defensive option in neutral, enough active frames to keep them away. }}

{{FrameData|5HP|[[File:Nurse5HP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Mid|Extremely infamous button. Inflicts hard knockdown. The [[fighting game community]] refers to getting hit by this move as 'getting nursefaced.'{{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|5LK|[[File:Nurse5LK.png]]|5|2|8|+9|+6|150|Mid|Tied for her fastest normal button, PITIFUL fucking range. Laugh at this attack. Go hahaha at it. Pretty useful in tandem with her first-aid kit.}}

{{FrameData|5MK|[[File:Nurse5MK.png]]|9|6|10|+2|+1|400|Mid|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|5HK|[[File:Nurse5HK.png]]|10|6|8|-4|-3|500|Mid|Nurse Cap kicks the air, causing a low quality explosion to appear. Since the kick itself doesn't have a hitbox it's possible to low profile this move as certain characters.}}

=== Crouching normals ===

{{FrameData|cLP|[[File:NursecLP.png]]|5|2|8|+7|+5|150|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cMP|[[File:NursecMP.png]]|8|4|11|+2|0|400|Low|why is it the same but fstrethcwd ???? Sterched {{citation needed}}}}

{{FrameData|cHP|[[File:NursecHP.png]]|10|6|15|-8|-6|500|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cLK|[[File:NursecLK.png]]|5|2|6|+10|+8|100|Low|stupidg move. Doesn't link into itself. }}

{{FrameData|cMK|[[File:NursecMK.png]]|7|4|15|+1|-1|300|Low|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|cHK|[[File:NursecHK.png]]|10|10|18|-10|-7|500|Low|The high active frames, knockdown and the low hitbox have earned this move many comparisons to tripwire. It's not that useful but it's pretty funny therefore you should overuse it, trust.}}

=== Jumping normals ===

{{FrameData|jLP|[[File:NursejLP.png]]|7|2|8|+7|+5|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMP|[[File:NursejMP.png]]|10|6|16|+2|0|400|High|In case it's unclear, she is exploding you with her mind in this move. }}

{{FrameData|jHP|[[File:NursejHP.png]]|14|4|19|-8|-6|1|High|dawwww look at the little nurse cap aww thats so sweet :) ohh thats so nice :D }}

{{FrameData|jLK|[[File:NursejLK.png]]|6|2|8|+5|+3|150|High|Our [[experts]] currently have nothing to say about this move. Check again later. }}

{{FrameData|jMK|[[File:NursejMK.png]]|7|4|8|+1|-1|300|High|You probably don't need [[experts|me]] to tell you this crosses up. }}

{{FrameData|jHK|[[File:NursejHK.png]]|20|6|25|-12|-11|600|High|If the opponent is grounded, this move knocks down. }}

=== Universal ===

{{FrameData|Taunt|[[File:NurseTaunt.png]]|N/A|N/A|60|N/A|N/A|N/A|N/A|Nyoron... }}

=== Specials ===

{{FrameData|First-aid Toss (236K)|[[File:Nurse236K.png]]|15|8|16|+5|+3|200/100|Mid/Low|Nurse Cap tosses a persistent first-aid kit, distance depending on which kick button is pressed. The first-aid kit interacts with every kick from Nurse Cap, propelling it forwards and damaging (100) the opponent if they're in it's trajectory. Can be blocked mid while the kit is in midair but needs to be blocked low once it's grounded. Hits for 200 in midair. Can be used for very effective mixups. Unblockables are possible but require extreme precision.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Poke (236P)|[[File:Nurse236P.png]]|20|6|10|+3|+2|200|Mid|Nurse Cap summons a friend for a far-reaching poke. Pretty good for adding some pressure in neutral. Scalpel has their own hurtbox, hitting them does not damage Nurse Cap but it does trigger a stagger animation for Scalpel after which they disappear.}}

{{FrameData|Scalpel Swipe (214P)|[[File:Nurse214P.png]]|20|8|+30 (Launch)|+3|+2|400|High|Nurse Cap summons a friend for an upwards swipe. This attack is a launcher. As this hits high, it's very effective for resets. Just like in Poke, Scalpel has their own hurtbox that causes them to stagger and then disappear.}}

=== Super Arts ===

{{FrameData|Super Art 1 (632632P)|[[File:NurseSA1.png]]|1|10|1|+9|+9|100000|Low|Costs 1 bar. Terrible SA. Don't pick this one. Why would anyone ever use this. }}

{{FrameData|Super Art 2 (632632K)|[[File:NurseSA2.png]]|3 (First hit)|10|35|+30 (Launch)|-25|1800|Mid|Costs 1 bar. Finally an actually good move. This is her infamous Super Art, pretty much every respectable Nurse Cap player uses it. It dislocates her far, hits multiple times and launches. mediawiki how to flip image horizontal}}
|-|Matchups=

These are snippets from multiple unreleased interviews led by our [[experts]] that detail remarks Nurse Cap has made about many of the contestants of The Wiki Camp 2, lightly edited for the sake of brevity.

=== [[Ad]] ===

{{Dia|NurseStraight|[...] when I first saw them around I thought my browser extensions got wrecked again. I, um. }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|...I spent so much fucking time reinstalling my browser from scratch... }}

=== [[Bullseye]] ===

{{Dia|NurseTicked|[...] our colors are close enough to make me feel like I have to prove myself, wear it better or something. }}

=== [[Diary]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|Her entry reminds me of something that would be on [[Liquipedia]] or something }}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|And it made me wonder if she's ever tried any fighting games I could play. Like [[Marvel vs. Capcom|Marvel]] or [[Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike|Third Strike]] or something. Actually [...] }}

=== [[Emoticon]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] and I've been using [plain text emoticons] less, I'm not gonna lie. Like, um... How does this work, y'know? }}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I get fuckin' ... stressed wondering if I'm giving her access to my chatlogs or some shit... }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|Uhmm... Anyway. }}

=== [[Gamer]] ===

{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[...] I thought the same about Gamer. It'd be cool to spend quarters with both of them, um, if they'd take me. }}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|W... Well... That... depends on how things shake out. I can't be caught acting all casual with ENEMIES. }}
{{Dia|NurseGay|Boy am I glad this is a personal conversation! Uh, thanks for hearing me ramble [[experts|[NAME OMITTED]]]. }}

=== [[Mandelly]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|I'll never forget what Mandelly said to me that day. It changed the course of my life forever.}}
{{Dia|NursePonderous|What was it they said again?}}

=== [[Padlock]] ===
{{Dia|NurseChatterful|[Padlock] approached me and we talked about fighting and stuff. I ended up, um, showing him some moves and...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I have... NO idea how he would feel if he found out most of the shit I do is just copied off random fighting games...}}
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|...and I've been making up ridiculous 'move names' to see how bad I can make them before he questions it. Ever hear about the 'nurseface'? <small>snicker</small>}}

=== [[Paper Niko]] ===
{{Dia|NurseDetermined|What, a platform fighter? <small>scoff</small> I've played plenty of fighters, I bet I could pick those up no problem anyway!}}

Our [[experts]] then got Nurse Cap to try a platform fighter for the first time.

{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|What do you mean there's a BUTTON for blocking? Only two attack buttons...?}}
{{Dia|NurseScared|EVERY ATTACK IS A COMMAND NORMAL?!}}

She did not take a single stock.

=== [[Sock Hater]] ===
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|[...] always looking at me sketchy, like that... Sock Hater or something...}}
{{Dia|NurseOverwhelmed|I tried being a little friendly to all the contestants but it felt like he looked through me completely or, something...}}
{{Dia|NurseTicked|...When I cross people I tend to REMEMBER that, so I don't think I ever did anything to him...}}

</tabber>

Talk:Nurse Cap/belongs on Wanted contestants according to Smobo

2023-12-13T22:06:14Z

WITCH:

<noinclude>
{{Return|Talk:Smobo/declaration}}
[[Category:Discussions (official)]]
</noinclude>
{{aye|Noah}}
that was dora stupid

{{aye|Push Dagger}}
Nurse Cap hasn't even declared yet. But I do like to destroy the bigger teams. -[[User:ZerOcarina|ZerOcarina]] ([[User talk:ZerOcarina|talk]]) 01:34, 13 December 2023 (UTC)

{{nay|Big Boy}}
yeah, wrong hoster

{{nay|The Computer}}
umm... are you even [[awake]]..? [[Nurse Cap|nurse cap]] hasnt even done anything! i dont like this new smobo!

{{aye|Smobo}}
[[File:Smobodream.png]]

{{nay|Duplo}}
/:

{{nay|Jurta}}
huh??? <span style="letter-spacing:-1px">[[User:Jurta|Jurta]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Jurta|talk]]</sup>/<sub>he/they</sub> 19:56, 13 December 2023 (UTC)

{{aye|Nurse Cap}}
F;INE WHATE EVER

Talk:Nurse Cap/declaration

2023-12-13T22:03:48Z

WITCH: Created page with "{{declare | you = Nurse Cap | target = Dora | team = Wanted contestants | thesis = If I, Nurse Cap, am getting sent there due to the consequences of their actions it's on..."

{{declare
| you = Nurse Cap
| target = Dora
| team = Wanted contestants
| thesis = If I, Nurse Cap, am getting sent there due to the consequences of their actions it's only fair she comes too. Besides that, I believe we work pretty well together, and the same goes for the other people getting sent to Wanted contestants. I am very calm while making this declaration. I am Nurse Cap. <br><br><br>[[File:Ragenuse.png|80px]] ''wtf is ths alucarf guy's isssure,,, i literaly dndt do that ,, hhhh,, i;t ltiwrerally wasntmeee,e,,''
}}

File:Ragenuse.png

2023-12-13T22:02:58Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-07-13T20:16:53Z

WITCH:

{{Distinguish|Music game}}
{{quote|Finally... we're in Rhythm Heaven!|Kairi in Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory I think}}
[[File:Sound Voltex gameplay.gif|thumb|right|AAAAAAH HOW DO I STEER THIS THING AAAAAAAAAAAA]]
A '''rhythm game''' is a game where players are challenged with a series of inputs to press in time with [[music]]. Players are graded based on their accuracy of presses to the music unless you're playing [[Guitar Hero]] because [[Guitar Hero]] is fucking stupid [[File:Thumbs-up 1f44d.png|20px]]{{right}}

Most games utilise the basic four arrows{{wrong}}, while others use more complex mechanics, such as [[Rhythm Heaven]]{{wrong}} which has [[monkey]]s who are funy{{wrong}}

==Varieties==
[[File:Rhythmy Games.png|thumb|Google's list of rhythm games. There are manys!]]
Rhythm games can be categorized by several different factors, including the control schemes that they use, their developers, the mechanics they have aside from rhythm gameplay, or the platform they're released on.
===Arcade games===
These are games..in the Arcade.

The simple fact there's no such thing as a standard arcade cab means arcade game controls have the option to get much more creative. This is visible in the richness of arcade subgenres such as step games like [[Dance Dance Revolution|DDR]], DJ games like [[IIDX]] and [[Sound Voltex]] and even washing machine games like [[Wacca]].
===Mobile games===
These are games..in the Mobile.

Thanks to the freeform nature of touchscreen as well as the ubiquity of mobile game microtransactions, the Pone provided a healthy ecosystem for the rhythm game to thrive in. Thanks to that, species like the [[Arcaea]] and the [[Cytus]] can live peacefully and in harmony mostly
===Gacha/idol games===
[[Nerpa|🤢]]

A subgenre largely stemming from 2005 arcade title [[THE iDOLM@STER]]<ref>i think</ref>, these games see your rhythm gameplay adorned with People you gamble for. Don't worry, even the fourteen year olds in the audience can feel included thanks to the subgenre's large set of [[mid]] mobile games!
===Licensed games===
Like DDR Mario Mix
===Licensed music games===
Like Guitar Hero
===Action games===
Like Mad Rat Dead, Crypt of the Necrodancer, or <span class="red">[[Music game|Just Shapes & Beats]]</span>

===<span class="red">[[Music game|Everhood]]</span>===
evil [[Undertale]] be like:

===That one part in Battletoads===
| | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | |

=== Games that hurt your hands ===
[[File:Dkk.png|thumb|he knows the crimes he committed]]
fucking [[Donkey Kong|donkey kong]] and his stupid gamecube accessory did you really need me to clap in my hands so many times
Fuck you!!! Donkey KongaDonkey KongaDonkey KongaDonkey KongaDonkey KongaDonkey Kon

=== Parappa the Rapper ===
Making a cake yes means you gotta try i've been doing this for years but don't ask me why

=== Rhythm Heaven ===
has its own category because it is special in many ways{{wrong}}

=== Beat Saber ===
rhythm in the [[metaverse]]. ugh my arms hurts

== References ==
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[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
[[Category:Video games]] [[Category:Rhythm games]]
[[Category:Peak]]
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Beatmania IIDX

2023-06-25T21:46:16Z

WITCH:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: beatmania IIDX}}
<center>[[File:Beatmaniaiidk.png]]</center>

'''beatmania IIDX''' (popularly referred to as '''IIDX''') is the direct sequel of arcade [[rhythm game]] series [[beatmania]], aptly adding two keys to beatmania's controller layout of five keys and a turntable which could be on either side of the keys depending on whether you're player 1 or 2.

== Music ==

im actually gonna write some shit... IIDX... [[File:Backpack perry.png|1x1px]]

== bem@ni the seal's opinion ==
{{Dia|zuzu|Hey.}}

[[Category: Video games]] [[Category: Rhythm games]] [[Category: Games User:Chubs disrespects]] [[Category: Games User:WITCH likes]] [[Category: Games USER:Witch is ambivalent about]]

File:Beatmaniaiidk.png

2023-06-25T21:45:55Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:28:33Z

WITCH: oops

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:27:58Z

WITCH:

TPOT 6 spoilers

2023-06-25T21:18:31Z

WITCH:

Guys. be careful. this page has ''spoilers'' for [[TPOT 6]]! i warned you... now prepare. for '''TPOT 6 spoilers'''

*Two does a sick ass backflip. it was wild
*have nots is ufe. wait no that's bfb
{{:Paper Niko}}

[[Category:BFDI]]

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:12:53Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:10:34Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:08:33Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:04:29Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:03:32Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-25T21:02:09Z

WITCH:

Rhythm game

2023-06-24T07:46:17Z

WITCH:

{{Distinguish|Music game}}
{{quote|Finally... we're in Rhythm Heaven!|Kairi in Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory I think}}
'''Rhythm game''' is a genre of games themed around music that aim to challenge a player by tasking them with a series of inputs to press, inputs which get graded based on their accuracy unless you're playing [[Guitar Hero]] because [[Guitar Hero]] is fucking stupid [[File:Thumbs-up 1f44d.png|20px]]

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
[[Category:Video games]] [[Category:Rhythm games]]
[[Category:Peak]]

File:Thumbs-up 1f44d.png

2023-06-24T07:46:04Z

WITCH:

The Newest Season of The Simpsons

2023-06-24T05:41:42Z

WITCH: forgot how it worked sorry

Is the newest season of The Simpsons really that bad? We've gathered a team of 60+ campers to answer that question. Here are the results.

=== Padlock's Response ===

{{Dia|Padlock|Sorry, I'm more of a [[Family Guy]] fan. Its edgier humor suits me more.}}

== History of The Simpsons ==

== Season 34 ==

== Episode Reviews ==

[[File:CoconutMilk-SF2.mp3]]

=== "Habeas Tortoise" ===

=== "One Angry Lisa" ===

=== "Lisa the Boy Scout" ===

=== "The King of Nice" ===

=== "Not It" ===

=== "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" ===

{{Dia|Light|It was ok}}

=== "From Beer to Paternity" ===

=== "Step Brother from the Same Planet" ===

=== "When Nelson Met Lisa" ===

=== "Game Done Changed" ===

=== "Top Goon" ===

=== "My Life as a Vlog" ===

=== "The Many Saints of Springfield" ===

=== "Carl Carlson Rides Again" ===

=== "Bartless" ===

=== "Hostile Kirk Place" ===

=== "Pin Gal" ===

=== "Fan-ily Feud" ===

=== "Write Off This Episode" ===

=== "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" ===

=== "Clown V. Board of Education" ===

=== "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" ===

== Conclusion ==
[[:Category:Unwanted pages (official)|Category:Unwanted pages (official)]].

== See also ==
* [[Jumping into Light Fierce]]
* [[Stale Bread]]
* [[Water without any ice]]
* [[Dirt]]

[[Category:Pages that Ryu from Streets likes]]
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

The Newest Season of The Simpsons

2023-06-24T05:40:18Z

WITCH: forgot how it worked sorry

Is the newest season of The Simpsons really that bad? We've gathered a team of 60+ campers to answer that question. Here are the results.

=== Padlock's Response ===

{{Dia|Padlock|Sorry, I'm more of a [[Family Guy]] fan. Its edgier humor suits me more.}}

== History of The Simpsons ==

== Season 34 ==

== Episode Reviews ==

[[File:CoconutMilk-SF2.mp3]]

=== "Habeas Tortoise" ===

=== "One Angry Lisa" ===

=== "Lisa the Boy Scout" ===

=== "The King of Nice" ===

=== "Not It" ===

=== "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" ===

{{Dia|Light|It was ok}}

=== "From Beer to Paternity" ===

=== "Step Brother from the Same Planet" ===

=== "When Nelson Met Lisa" ===

=== "Game Done Changed" ===

=== "Top Goon" ===

=== "My Life as a Vlog" ===

=== "The Many Saints of Springfield" ===

=== "Carl Carlson Rides Again" ===

=== "Bartless" ===

=== "Hostile Kirk Place" ===

=== "Pin Gal" ===

=== "Fan-ily Feud" ===

=== "Write Off This Episode" ===

=== "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" ===

=== "Clown V. Board of Education" ===

=== "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" ===

== Conclusion ==
[[:Category:Unwanted pages (official)|Category:Unwanted pages (official)]].

== See also ==
- [[Jumping into Light Fierce]]

- [[Stale Bread]]

- [[Water without any ice]]

- [[Dirt]]

[[Category:Pages that Ryu from Streets likes]]
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

The Newest Season of The Simpsons

2023-06-24T05:40:03Z

WITCH:

Is the newest season of The Simpsons really that bad? We've gathered a team of 60+ campers to answer that question. Here are the results.

=== Padlock's Response ===

{{Dia|Padlock|Sorry, I'm more of a [[Family Guy]] fan. Its edgier humor suits me more.}}

== History of The Simpsons ==

== Season 34 ==

== Episode Reviews ==

[[File:CoconutMilk-SF2.mp3]]

=== "Habeas Tortoise" ===

=== "One Angry Lisa" ===

=== "Lisa the Boy Scout" ===

=== "The King of Nice" ===

=== "Not It" ===

=== "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" ===

{{Dia|Light|It was ok}}

=== "From Beer to Paternity" ===

=== "Step Brother from the Same Planet" ===

=== "When Nelson Met Lisa" ===

=== "Game Done Changed" ===

=== "Top Goon" ===

=== "My Life as a Vlog" ===

=== "The Many Saints of Springfield" ===

=== "Carl Carlson Rides Again" ===

=== "Bartless" ===

=== "Hostile Kirk Place" ===

=== "Pin Gal" ===

=== "Fan-ily Feud" ===

=== "Write Off This Episode" ===

=== "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" ===

=== "Clown V. Board of Education" ===

=== "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" ===

== Conclusion ==
[[:Category:Unwanted pages (official)|Category:Unwanted pages (official)]].

== See also ==
- [[Jumping into Light Fierce]]
- [[Stale Bread]]
- [[Water without any ice]]
- [[Dirt]]

[[Category:Pages that Ryu from Streets likes]]
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]

Rhythm game

2023-06-24T03:27:29Z

WITCH:

{{Distinguish|Music game}}
{{quote|Finally... we're in Rhythm Heaven!|Kairi in Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory I think}}
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
[[Category:Video games]] [[Category:Rhythm games]]
[[Category:Peak]]

Rhythm game

2023-06-24T03:24:24Z

WITCH:

{{Distinguish|Music game}}
Finally... we're in Rhythm Heaven!
[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
[[Category:Video games]] [[Category:Rhythm games]]
[[Category:Peak]]

Rhythm game

2023-06-24T03:23:07Z

WITCH:

{{Distinguish|Music game}}

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]]
[[Category:Peak]]

Beatmania IIDX

2023-06-24T03:20:41Z

WITCH:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: beatmania IIDX}}
'''beatmania IIDX''' (popularly referred to as '''IIDX''') is the direct sequel of arcade [[rhythm game]] series [[beatmania]], aptly adding two keys to beatmania's controller layout of five keys and a turntable which could be on either side of the keys depending on whether you're player 1 or 2.

== Music ==

im actually gonna write some shit... IIDX... [[File:Backpack perry.png|1x1px]]

== bem@ni the seal's opinion ==
{{Dia|zuzu|Hey.}}

[[Category: Video games]] [[Category: Rhythm games]] [[Category: Games User:Chubs disrespects]] [[Category: Games User:WITCH likes]] [[Category: Games USER:Witch is ambivalent about]]

Sock Hater/controversy

2023-06-24T03:00:04Z

WITCH:

[[Sock Hater]] is a very divisive character within the community. As such, controversy follows him like a magnet. Yuck! Yucky! No no no...

== Views on [[pride]] ==
He hates socks. Has anyone asked him what he thinks about pride socks? Does he hate my transgender flag thigh socks? That'd be kind of weird! Hmm...

== The Challenge 1 debacle ==
Sock Hater signed up for a weird ass camp! What the fuck?! This inspired much ire. Thankfully no one died. Could've happened though! This move was deemed "honestly pretty irresponsible" by many critics.

== The Edit War fiasco ==
Sock Hater participated in an [[Edit War]] despite it clearly being against the rules, yet he was not banned from The Wiki Camp 2. Uhhh... Hello? Is anyone else seeing this? Is the whole world in his favor?!

== The Opinions page kerfuffle ==
Sock Hater made a TOXIC page about other contestants! Ugh! Leaves a gross taste in my MOUTH!! Why would you stir up trouble like that?!

== The Discord account mishap ==
I tried to send a friend request to the [[Discord]] account in Sock Hater's page and it didn't work and I was kinda sad.

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]][[Category:Transmisogyny]]

Page that kills you if you make it

2023-06-24T02:38:36Z

WITCH:

fine ill take one for the team and make this page. doubt ill actually die.

{{Tribute|name=Carly|pronouns=She|img=Therobot47isoneofthe7trollsofhomestucktruestory.png|border=FF6600}}

{{Dia|Shinji|...Huh?}}
{{Dia|Shinji|What a strange looking page....i wonder if something happened here...}}
{{Dia|Shinji|Hmm...}}
{{Dia|Shinji|I think ill try making it!}}
{{Dia|Shinji|}}
{{Dia|ShinjiScared|Uh ohh.}}

{{Tribute|name=Shinji Ikari|pronouns=He|img=DiaShinji.png|border=000000}}

{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Phew! Glad I didn't make this page! I don't even have a [[vice president]]!}}

[[Category:Unwanted pages (official)]] [[Category:Tragedies]] [[Category:Anime]]
{{Damn suite}}

Nurse Cap/unwanted

2023-06-22T16:14:54Z

WITCH: Created page with "Rest"

[[Rest]]

Talk:Nurse Hat

2023-06-20T16:37:41Z

WITCH:

the common struggle of the working class perfectly encapsulated into one character that works as a study on the themes of oppression and class inequality. thank you user:witch for bringing nuse hat into the wiki camp 2 10/10 would read again -[[User:N|Noah]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 16:35, 20 June 2023 (UTC)

: thank you for being the only person to udnerstand my vision [[File:SpikaFan.png|link=Pangya]] [[File:Niko2.png|20px|link=Damn Seal]] [[User:WITCH|WITCH]] ([[User talk:WITCH|talk]]) 16:37, 20 June 2023 (UTC)

IIDX

2023-06-20T02:49:57Z

WITCH: Redirected page to Beatmania IIDX

#REDIRECT: [[beatmania IIDX]]

Beatmania IIDX

2023-06-20T02:30:34Z

WITCH:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: beatmania IIDX}}
'''beatmania IIDX''' (popularly referred to as '''IIDX''') is the direct sequel of arcade rhythm game series [[beatmania]], aptly adding two keys to beatmania's controller layout of five keys and a turntable which could be on either side of the keys depending on whether you're player 1 or 2.

== Music ==

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