View source for Applications to The Ultimate Heist Crew's new lawyer

Greetings, everyone! [[Mangrove]] from [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] here. I'm here on their behalf to look for a new [[lawyer]], following [[Creative Commons & Copyright]]'s unfortunate elimination. Please sign up we don't want to go to jail and eat broccoli

== Initial Entries ==
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|[[Team Fortress 2|Miss Pauling]]
|Works with ''exceptionally'' subnormal men. Defectives, drunks, war criminals. Somehow, none of them have stood trial, so she seems like she'd be able to cover our bases.
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|[[Saul Goodman]]
|[[File:Better Call Saul!.mp3]]
|'''A prime candidate, but not available due to being [[Saul getting abducted by a UFO|abducted by a UFO]].''' [[weed|We'd]] have to break him out, which could land us in an even bigger legal mess.
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|[[Phoenix Wright]]
|This guy has won some incredibly difficult cases, and a [[badass]] name to boot.
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|[[Terezi Pyrope]]
|[[Vriska Serket|Vriska]] hates her, so she must be trustworthy.
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|[[Lionel Hutz]]
|If all else fails, we can fall back on this guy. He seems eager enough to help.
|'''Still in the running.'''
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|LAWLIST
|HI-HI-HI-HEY. I'M MANGROVE. I'M WRITING ABOUT WHY THIS "LAWLIST" ENTRY SEEMS GOOD FOR THE HEIST CREW. I THINK THAT THEY SEEM REALLY TRUSTWORTHY. AND WILL NOT SABOTAGE OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT. IT'S GOOD THAT HEI-HEI-HEI-HEISTS ARE LEGAL, AND WE WANT A LAWYER THAT REFLECTS THAT. LAWLIST LOVES H-H-H-HEISTS. I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THE EXTRA H'S. IT'S VERY COLD HEE-HEE-HEE-HERE. IN OUR, PRESUMABLY, LAIR. BRRR!


PS THEIR NAME SOUNDS LIKE LAWLESS AND THAT'S THE KIND OF VIBE WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
|'''STILL IN THE RUNNING. A PRIME CANDIDATE! IF YOU ASK [[Mangrove|ME]].'''
<small>...wait, when did this get here?</small>
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