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Please. Don't tell the rest of [[Playlist]]. That I have decided. To make my own page.

I am '''bingus music.''' I produce our albums. Normally. It is a faux pas. For me to take credit for this. On my own. Instead of saying that Playlist does it.

How do I get rid of the smoking warning on the top of my page.

== Why this page exists. ==
Due to recent friction in the band. And the addition of a new member. Who was not [[Arlo|the member. I was hoping for]]. I think it is smart. For me to post some of my own songs. In a place where they can be accessed. If necessary. Please. Especially do not tell the rest of Playlist. About the songs. And do not tell the [[As-Is Records|company]] we work for either.

== Secret discography. ==
I will put songs here. If I make them. I enjoy making our band songs. But they are very fast. And my part is not very long. So I have decided. That I would like to try different types of music. Right now. I only have a piano. But I am thinking. Of getting a "theramin." If I can afford one. :3

Here is my first secret discography.
[[File:Bingus music music.mp3]]
It is an extended version. Of my part. Of our main song.

I made my second song on the computer.
[[File:I miss egg.mp3]]
I made it while thinking about an egg I used to know. The computer has a theramin on it. So I used that. It is not like a real theramin. I wish I could put my paw in it and have it make noises that way. But it sounds nice. :3 Let me know. What you think. Secretly.

I made another song. It's about the egg again. Sorry.
[[File:Without egg.mp3]]
I used our favorite songs for this one. Including Versus'. I also included somebody else's favorite song.

I made other songs. But they disappeared. <s>[[Edit War|I don't remember what they sound like anymore.]]</s> It's okay. I will make more.

== Secret guestbook. ==
If you are a secret guest to this page. Let me know. So I can know. Who is finding it. And how hard it is to find. Or how easy. Do that below this text.

<nowiki>:</nowiki>> <( hey, cool secret page!! )

Nice songs!!! :333 ~[[Daisy]]

== About me. ==
I like boxes.
I like eating fish. And cigarettes. And tiny pieces of meat. And dry food. And little treats for me. :3 Yum.

== Update 11/18. ==
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== Update 11/22. ==
[[Edit War#Ghost of Edit War Present-1|I remember.]]

== Update 3/24. ==
I have not made any music of my own in a while.

I am glad. That my fans. Are here on my page. To support me.

I believe. That none of you. Have told my bandmates. About this page. Thank you. It is our secret.

I will speak my mind. I do not do this often. But I owe it. To the fans.

I am considering leaving [[Playlist|the band]]. I have had so much fun here. But I scarcely recognize my friend. These days.

He has been spending an increased amount of time. On [[Twitter]]. He is repeatedly and excitedly. Checking for messages. From our new patron. [[Sealon Musk]].

Sealon plans to introduce him. To another friend. Who he supposes. Would make an excellent member of the band.

There are three of us. Darryl has no plans to leave. The Top 4 Babies have only just arrived. I assume that Darryl intends. Or secretly wishes. For me to be replaced.

Playlist has been a joy. And a blessing. I have been honored to contribute.

But.

It is not the same band. Without my other friend. They have not reappeared in some time.

I do not believe. That the [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|heist crew]] has taken them. Darryl insists. That they have. But Darryl blames everything. On the Heist Crew.

Yesterday. He could not find his keys. And immediately. He called Sealon. To request that something. Be done about them.

I have reason to believe. That their Twitter account. No longer appears on search results. Darryl found his keys in his pocket seconds after hanging up.

Everything is so different.

Maybe. It is time for a change for me. I would like to play longer songs. On the piano.

If I left. Would you all still be my fans.

Should I leave.

== Update 4/3 ==
I have received no advice. As to whether I should leave. I liked it. When people wrote on my page. Do that again. Please. Unless. I have no fans. Anymore.

== Update 12/1 ==
Add to Playlist. Is a sham.

Darryl. Is going to add. Whoever Sealon tells him to.

I am frightened.

Nobody has responded. About the possibility. Of me going solo.

I am beginning to believe. That this would be ill-advised.

I am uncertain. What to do.

Every time I edit this page. I risk it being discovered. But when Add to Playlist finishes. I believe I will be fired regardless. And then I will be on my own.

Is anyone out there friends with me. And not just Darryl. Like Arlo. Who does not talk to me. Except about Pikmin. And not even about how they look very tasty. And fun to chase and bat around. :3.

I want to eat the Pikmin. I want Darryl to be nice to me again. I want to know if I am alone. I really want to eat the Pikmin.
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