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The '''Bread Internet Theory''' is the idea that the internet is increasingly being controlled by [[bread]] and/or the bread industry.

==Supporting evidence==
===Expiration Date===
[[Soldier]], otherwise known as Patient 0, had teleported bread for three days. The mutations caused by this supernatural process are what allowed bread to take a stranglehold on the [[internet]].
===Loafing===
[[Cat|Cats]] have always had a stranglehold on the world wide web. They were a solidified faction, unmoved by any other force or [[fandom]]. The bread seems to be seeping its way into their culture, however. People have been turning cats into bread through a process called loafing. I’m unsure of how it occurs, but I believe it has something to do with the evil wizard who lives in the dilapidated castle on the mossy hill.
===I Am Bread===
A popular [[Steam]] game where you can flop around as a loaf of bread. Considered to be one of the first rage games, it’s clear it’s nothing more than subliminal messaging.
===Wonderbread Guy===
An elusive benefactor promoting whoever would offer him art of [[:Category:Characters|characters]] buying [[Wonderbread]]. A clever incentive to further the Breadgenda.
==Opposing evidence==
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There is no [[concrete]] evidence against the Bread Internet Theory. It’s happening, [[people]].

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