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wip please dont b mean to me im too eepy to finish this rn
'''Scythie''', former possessor of the armor of ''Sir Feet'', is a contestant in The Wiki Camp 2. She was submitted by user Scythie on Discord. She still doesn't like ginger ale.

== Appearance ==
Scythie is a silly little ghostie and :3 

=== Possessing Sir Feet ===
in the 15th century, scythie thought it would be really funny to possess the armor of a knight with unusually large sabatons. unfortunately for her, it was so dark in there she got scared and didnt come out for another 600 years.

==Coverage==
===[[Challenge 1|Challenge One]]===
For the first challenge, <span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet</span> created his own page. His stupidly large gauntlets made it impossible to type the source for the article, so he had to force [[The Computer]] and [[Perry Llelogram]] to ghostwrite it.
===[[Challenge 2|Challenge Two]]===
For the second challenge, <span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet</span> gathered with his comrades Perry Llelogram, The Computer, [[Terra]], and [[Twimble]] to join the legendary [[The Mario Party|Mario Party]] along with 99,995 other enthusiastic revolutionaries. However, after a tragic incident at the party's founding convention, he and his remaining comrades were, in fact, the only ones still around to serve the party. Scythie has inherited his position as ⚠️.
===[[Challenge 3|Challenge Three]]===
For the third challenge, <span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet</span> summoned a blizzard to coax the entire Edit War into submission! He didn't actually know magic; upon closer inspection, he just covered everything in blue paint to look like ice.
===[[Challenge 4|Challenge Four]]===
For the fourth challenge, [[Terra]] forced <span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet</span> to give up his sword for a moment's inspection. Sir Feet remembered this.
===[[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...|Challenge Five]]===
For the fifth challenge, <span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet</span> saw a woman and cried. Also, [[Girl Mario]] was uploaded to the wiki.
===[[Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages|Challenge Six]]===
For the sixth challenge, <span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet</span> remembered how much he hated [[Gerald Ford]].

Coincidentally, Scythie also hates Gerald Ford.

==Sir Feet obituary==
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| {{Character infobox|title=Sir Feet|image=[[File:Sir Feet small.png]]|full_name=Sir Feet, Esq.|gender=Unknown|pronouns=He/They|team=[[The Mario Party]]|friends=[[Baron Talons]], [[Terra]], [[The Computer]], [[Perry Llelogram]], [[Dodgeball]]|enemies=[[Counter-Perry]], [[Belarus|Belarusians]], the [[United Nations]]|discord_name=[https://discordapp.com/users/962560428477661275 Scythie#2645]|wiki_user=[[User:Scythie]]|hobbies=Terrorism, mass murderer, war crimes, gardening|species=Unknown|home=[[Belarusian International Quarantine Zone]]}}

<span style="font-family: times new roman">'''Sir Feet''' was a contestant in The Wiki Camp 2. They were submitted by [[User:Scythie]] on Discord. He didn't like ginger ale.</span>

<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet, on the outside, donned a full suit of heavy European plate armor with chain mail underneath, the defining characteristic of which being their unusually large sabatons, hence their name. It was unknown whether or not their feet actually fit the armor. Their origin used to be completely unknown, as with what lied beneath the armor. Despite the title "Sir", Sir Feet's gender was completely unknown, as they refused to elaborate, though they seemed to accept '''He/They'''. It also used to be unknown if Sir Feet's armor was occupied by a human in general, something else, or if it were completely empty; some believed Sir Feet was, in fact, the suit of armor itself.</span>

[[File:Sir Feet eats a meal at mcdonalds.png|thumb|Sir Feet enjoys a meal at McDonald's.]]

<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet's armor was exceptionally heavy, weighing at 250 total pounds; a large part of this weight came from the sabatons which caused the ground to quake whenever Sir Feet approached. Despite this tremendous weight, it didn't appear to cause trouble to Sir Feet in mobility nor comfort, although they did still seem to move slowly regardless.</span>

<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet possessed a longsword referred to as "[[Excallusber]]", which they carried at all times. Sir Feet also had a pet bird, named [[Baron Talons]], who had accompanied him through his entire life.</span>
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
<span style="font-family: times new roman">Little was known about Sir Feet's life prior to the incident. Confirmed information states that Sir Feet's armor was forged somewhere in what is now [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToOV5i8ym8o Poland] during the 15th century, described in various written records as an intimidating, superhuman knight said to roam the woods of Podlachia.</span>
=== The Incident ===
<span style="font-family: times new roman">One fateful day, Sir Feet stepped on a burger and got really sad. He proceeded to murder the entire nation of [[Belarus]].</span>

<span style="font-family: times new roman">It was more horrific than you could possibly imagine, leading to the deaths of nine and a half million people in what is the deadliest event to strike Europe since World War II.</span>
[[File:Sir Feet by buckaryndo.png|thumb|Police sketch of Sir Feet shortly following the incident at Grodno.]]

=== Prison sentence & escape ===
<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet was apprehended at the Lithuania-Belarus border in early 2022, sentenced in the Hague to the death penalty within a maximum security prison off the coast of Romania.</span>

<span style="font-family: times new roman">He got out. He could not be stopped.</span>

=== 2023 identity fraud incident ===
<span style="font-family: times new roman">On June 4th, 2023, [[The Computer]], the current public relations secretary in The Mario Party, recommended that Sir Feet change his legal name to be able to go into hiding, due to the ongoing international manhunt for him on the Belarusian border. He was assigned the name of [[User:Scythie|'''Scythie''']], an insignificant former Party member who died in the nuke incident.</span>

<span style="font-family: times new roman">This didn't work, as neighboring Lithuanian villages could still hear his mighty footsteps from many miles away.</span>

==== Death ====
<span style="font-family: times new roman">While attempting to do a backflip to impress his friends, the weight of Sir Feet's sabatons launched him backwards into oncoming traffic, breaking his armor apart like a Roblox character dying and freeing a scary ghost that was stuck inside for many years. His armor was given to international police to claim a billion dollar bounty on his head, and most of the money was used to buy bird seed for [[Baron Talons]].</span>

== Personal life==
<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet loved food. Some of his favorite meals included:
*''[[Burger]]''
**<span style="font-family: times new roman">Specifically, Sir Feet really liked the quarter pounder with no cheese and a whole lot of lettuce. He ordered apple slices instead of fries, and always got an orange HI-C. Sir Feet also asked for no ketchup, likely because he is from medieval Poland and the thought of a [[North America|New World]] delicacy such as a [[tomato]] may have terrified him.

<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet's favorite restaurant was McDonald's, likely because it was the only one he had ever been to. Many believe this is why he established the Mario Party headquarters in one and spared [[Carl]]'s life.

<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet lived in an abandoned apartment building in Minsk near the McDonald's, inhabited by the rest of The Mario Party. Though there were many rooms available, he decided to be roommates with [[The Computer]] on the very top floor of the building. His footsteps rattle the entire foundation of the tower whenever he walks, so much so that it caused major tremors that shook the building endlessly. It ended up killing one of the last Belarusian survivors in hiding after their ceiling fan fell upon them, crushing them instantly.
==Trivia==
[[File:Sir feet tmp card.png|thumb|Sir Feet's membership ID for the Mario Party, containing his full name and address.]]
*<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet was fond of playing video games in his spare time. His favorites included:
*''Animal Crossing: New Leaf''
*''Stardew Valley''
*''[[Minecraft]] (exclusively in Peaceful Mode)''
*''Here Comes [[Niko]]!''
*<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet LOVED fishing, but his footsteps often scared the fish away. :(</span>
*<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet never talked consistently; he often switches between talking like Skeletor, talking like Roulxs Kaard, or talking like a normal human being with gigantic sabatons.</span>
*<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet is very fond of Perry Llelogram, and they have stabbed each other numerous times.</span>
**<span style="font-family: times new roman">Perry's fate sent Sir Feet into a deep depression before his death./span>
*<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet smelled like soap.</span>
*<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet feared none, but [[Counter-Perry]] came close.</span>
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