ZerOcarina

[[File:ZOMA sans fond.png|thumb|This is ZOMA! It stands for ZerOcarina Mordred Ashes. You'll see his face on almost all of my profiles. Well, not his actual face, that is a mask. His face is a secret.]]
yo it's me zerocarina i play [[Push Dagger|push dagger]] in [[The Wiki Camp 2|the wiki camp 2]] and it's about damn time i did this page lol

==About me==
I've been french since [[1999]]. I did not exist before that. I am very proud of Metz, the city I come from. It's literally part of my personnality. You know these artist description where they say stuff like "he loved his city so much that it inspired him to draw shit about it" that's me that's just me i love it so much it's not even that great but i will die on this hill and [[god]] knows this city has many of them.

I've had this username since I was 12, it comes from Zero + Ocarina, so a very edgy number and a reference to a game I never really played but I thought it was cool to pretend otherwise. You can call me Zer for short!

If you know my actual name, good for you! If you don't, pretend it's Mordred. I don't really hide my real name but I think Mordred is cooler.

I realize that's a lot of information, <u>I actually don't recommend anyone to tell so much about themselves</u> on the internet. There is some scary stuff out there.

For YEARS now, I've done stuff on the internet. Videos on the youtube. A show with toys I filmed that somehow got ridiculously serious. A camp inspired by [[TWOW]] (oh yeah i was in that, i placed 106th, but more importantly i was in very first top 10 lol) the camp is now on its 3rd season and it has evolved a lot it's like an actual [[Survivor]] competition now. Also I have a meme page with friends called Sauces Deluxe, we got a bit of fame it's always nice. I aspire to be like [[Neil Cicierega]] in the sense that I want people to find out years later that yes, I was the one that did this thing all along. It has already happened. I am everywhere, you can't escape me. This funny meme you have on your phone? I did it when I was 16. This Twitter account you think is funny but doesn't really post anymore? That is also me. Oh, that funny video? That's my voice in it. You can also hear my voice in the official french dub of a Criminal Minds episode. I'm telling you, I am EVERYWHERE.

==Fun facts!==

*If I was a drag queen, my drag name would be Lady Vorcée.
*My favorite band is Indochine. One of their songs actually perfectly represents my [[gender]] identity: "isolé dans un corps presqu'il". It's a french pun but I will not explain it.
*My pronouns are he/they/she. The way I use them is top secret, even to me. They just come and go I guess. In doubt, just use they.
*{{color|purple|I love purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
*One time I joined a server where no one knew me and for absolutely no reason I pretended to be belgian. The truth has been revealed since, but a few people are still confused about this event.
**This server is the Alexlion0511 Survivor one, the camp for which I created [[Push Dagger]]!
*My favorite number is 9. Actually it's 999. But you won't see me say that in french. Neuf-cent-quatre-vingt-dix-neuf? Hell [[no]].
*If we play any [[Mario Party]] together I'm ok with playing as most characters. But if [[Dry Bones]] is playable, BACK OFF he's mine.
*My [[hair]] may or may not be its own separate being. I refuse to communicate with it as it refuses to accept any sort of haircut.

== Quotes ==
Here are some quotes I said that I find delightful.

* ''"Some people live in [[Luxembourg]] and it's not their fault."''
* ''"[[Death]] doesn't stop [[disco]]!"''
* ''"To rince your hair is like to mix your salad."''
* ''"Two fingers away from having twelve."''
* ''"The body is weak but the mental is good enough to [[breakdance]]."''
* ''"You aren't allowed to have an opinion on my tweets, you just have to accept their existence."''
* ''"I'm like [[Hannah Montana]] except when I take the wig off I'm another celebrity."''
* ''"2nd grade students should pay [[taxes]], that should calm them."''
* ''"[[Life]] isn't measured by the number of [[Ratio|ratios]] you can give."''
* ''"I feel more and more like [[God]]'s loading screen."''
* ''"I'm not available on [[PlayStation|PS1]] but I'm working on it."''
* ''"Some people know how to be bald."''
* ''"You can't finish [[Minecraft]]. Minecraft finishes you."''
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