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}}<poem class="helvetica" style="font-size: 200%;">hi.
you're in a wiki?
what's a wiki?
that's a wiki.
no, like, what's in a wiki?
a 🎶<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 4px #0FF; -webkit-text-stroke: 1px #0FF;">free encyclopedia</span>🎶
ah, that's a [[pinniped|seal]].
and not just any seal,
🎶baikal seal🎶
you can call it [[nerpa]] for short.
everyone hates it.
they associate this fucker with [[gasoline]].
🎶<span class="song timesnewroman" style="animation: 4s linear shadowmove infinite; color: red;">and <span style="animation: 4s step-end hell1 infinite">they</span> [[Damn seal|<span style="animation: 4s step-end hell2 infinite">cast</span> <span style="animation: 4s step-end hell3 infinite">this</span> <span style="animation: 4s step-end hell4 infinite">thing</span> <span style="animation: 4s step-end hell5 infinite">to</span> <span style="animation: 4s step-end hell6 infinite">hell</span>]]</span>🎶
there are 34 damn seals in the world.
one of them is [[northern fur seal|furry]].
one of them is [[southern elephant seal|bulky]].
one of them has [[walrus|big big tusks]].
and [[California sea lion|one of them]] is
🎶<b class="song couriernew" style="color: #0C0; text-shadow: 0 0 5px #FFF;">[[host]]<nowiki/>ing a concert in [[california]]</b>🎶
no, really. [[Pier 39|that's a large crowd]].
knock knock, it's [[Team 17|team 17]], ready to supply the concertgoers with some delectable
🎶<span class="song">[[Hot chocolate|hot chocolate]]</span>🎶
</poem>
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