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<h1 style="margin: 0;">Plot armor *REAL*</h1>
<p style="margin: 0;">Rating: ★★★★☆ [[Talk:Plot armor|1 user review]] | [[Talk:Plot armor|Write a review]]</p>
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*Item condition: <b>New</b>
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<p style="float: left;">Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.</p>
<p style="float: right;">TWC2 item number: '''9150625'''</p>
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                <td>Condition:</td>
                <td>New</td>
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                <td>Form:</td>
                <td>Sony α5100 Digital camera</td>
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                <td>Type:</td>
                <td>Plot device</td>
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                <td>Color:</td>
                <td>Black</td>
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                <td>Features:</td>
                <td>Invisibility, Immunity to Literally Everything, Physics Manipulation, Enhanced Endurance, Motion Tracking, Assorted Camera Features</td>
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<p>Have you ever wondered how the cameramen in found footage horror films have managed to stay alive? How the people who filmed those prank videos have managed to stay hidden from the pranked despite them being able to see the camera, thus *supposedly* ruining the prank altogether? Well, here are their secrets. They are using '''Plot armor'''!</p>

<p>'''Plot armor''' is a plot device where anyone, and I mean '''anyone''' can be the main character! Its state-of-the-art contrivance technology makes sure that you, yes you in particular, are able to warp the laws of physics to protect yourself from the most perilous of perils. You can shape your survival to be less obvious and more natural-causes-y, or go the lazy route and have bullet trajectories bend around you like a Jedi. No matter the case, it will work. After all, the show must go on.</p>

<p>'''Plot armor''' is also very suitable for anyone filming events where it may prove lethal when interacting normally. Underwater shots? They used '''Plot armor'''. Outer space? '''Plot armor'''. Superhero fight scenes? You know the deal! How would they even exist in the first place? '''Plot armor''' can make you go places where it can go. Whether you are up to it or not, '''Plot armor''' does not care whatsoever.</p>

<p>'''Plot armor''' also comes with two other notable features you might want to use from time to time: invisibility, and motion tracking. The invisibility toggle will prove to be mouth-watering for those who are looking to create prank videos! You do not even need an invisibility potion, because '''Plot armor''' has got it covered, with both you and your camera being virtually seethrough! Motion tracking on the other hand, keeps you up with anything you want to keep track of, ala those motion tracking tools on video editing softwares, making it so that you do not lose sight of the fastest of things no matter how fast they go, even at the speed of light believe it or not! Just ask The Flash about it!</p>

<p>Finally, even though it is called '''Plot armor''', there is only one condition, '''one''' that you have to keep in mind for this device to work as intended. '''Plot armor will not work unless you press record.''' '''Plot armor''' only works when there are live footage of anything using it and around it, thus the reason why this plot device is manifested in a Sony α5100 Camera. So, if the aforementioned camera is broken in any kind of way, '''Plot armor''' is bone and busted until you repair it!</p>

<p>To summarize, '''Plot armor''' is not just something you can pick up and expect it to protect you, no! It is more than that. '''Plot armor''' is the device that you should be thankful for. Thankful for that you will be able to live to tell the tale.</p>

<p>'''So what are you waiting for? Consider purchasing this item NOW!!!!!'''</p>
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<p style="float: right;">TWC2 item number: '''9150625'''</p>

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                <td>Item location:</td>
                <td>'''https://camp2.rectangle.zone'''</td>
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                <td>Ships to:</td>
                <td>Worldwide, Wikiwide, Wild Wild West</td>
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