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[[File:Fibreopticfriday.gif|thumb|Sharks are the natural predators of the deep sea pretzel rod.]]{{Quote|Who needs governments when you can have sharks?|SMW, 2022}}
'''Sharks''' are friendly little fellas that are overlooked as fearsome, which is a false assumption.{{Right}} They just tend to eat a lot, but they'd rather leave [[human]]s alone. [[Seals]] though... I've seen footage of [[great white shark]]s jumping high up in the air in a surprise attack against the unfortunate pinnipeds they treasure.

== Truth ==
Sharks are bloodthirsty{{Wrong}} and the only known animal{{Wrong}} to be literally [[evil]]{{Wrong}}. This can be easily proven{{Wrong}} by how many sharp teeth they have. No do-gooder would be caught with so many teeth.{{Wrong}} There is no excusing this behavior.{{Wrong}}

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The reputation of sharks has been slandered by popular culture. Shark attacks are an uncommon phenomenon; it is more likely to be attacked by a [[cow]] than a shark. Most attacks are accidents, and many sharks reportedly feel remorse afterwards. Sharks can also often be observed donating to charities, assisting the elderly in crossing the street, and keeping the [[nerpa]] population in balance. The sole reason why people fear sharks is because of that damn movie [[Jaws]].
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== Lies ==
The [[whale shark]] is said to be a filter feeder when it is not. Their huge mouths can suck in a [[nerpa]] like a black hole and turn it into [[okinberry pie]]. A whale shark should only be fed filters as a treat.
== Philosophy ==
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