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Twitter promotional materials leaked by a whistleblower.

[[File:Sealon Musk.jpg|thumb|The unfortunate current owner of Twitter, [[Sealon Musk]].]]
'''Twitter''' was a [[social media]] website founded by Erk T. W. Itterfieldbaumhausershire[[berries|berry]][[okincheez|cheez]] [[:Category:Juniors|Jr.]], better known as [[Toad Bruno|'''Bruno''']]. In Twitter, you play ''as'' Twitter, pressing the spacebar to jump over [[Pipe|pipes]]. Twitter uses a system of "hashtags", or clumps, that sorts posts into like topics, akin to a shoddy off-brand version of this wiki's categories. Following a recent update, the site has become a place to share content or make text posts once daily, similar to a daily [[journal]].
{{Community notes|"Twitter" is no longer a "website" but "a" superapp. This enables it to [[package tracking|track packages]].}}

Twitter was in the process of being bought by eccentric billionaire [[Michael Bloomberg]], but he was outbid by Sealon Musk. He then renamed it to '''[[X]]''', though in our hearts, it'll remain Twitter.
{{Community notes|Michael Bloomberg never intended to buy Twitter, and was instead focused on building his own competitor, tentatively titled [[TheBloomBuzz.net]].}}

Example of a Twitter conversation:
{{Tweet
| name = Nerpa
| username = EvilNerpa
| text = i. am so. EVIL!!!!!
| date = Oct 7, 2022
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = EVIL NERPA.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = NERPA!!!
| username = MOREEvilNerpa
| replyto = EvilNerpa
| text = yeah? well IM SUPER EVIL!!! UYOU CAN@T BEAT ME!<ref>This tweet has since been deleted. https://twitter.com/MOREEvilNerpa/status/1578931577966407680</ref>
| date = Oct 7, 2022
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = JUST. SO. EVIL!.jpg
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
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Example of a [[viral Tweet]]:
{{:Viral Tweet}}

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Note that you can only see [[600]] of these per day, [[Us Xs 10|10x]] that if you're wasting [[money]]. Maybe they might introduce a new thing that allows you to see all the tweets...
{{Community notes|Computer scientists have published studies confirming that adding such a novel never-before-realized feature is impossible without the use of quantum computers. So sads!}}

==Competitors and decline==
Following Musk's acquisition, the ultimate fate of Twitter was uncertain. Some users pre-emptively left the website, flocking to other social media, such as [[Tumblr]], [[Host|Cohost]], or [[NerpaPunch]]. [[Twitter's Doomsday Clock|Won't be long before Musk's control is severed.]]
{{Tweet
| name = Ceritfied Puncher
| username = laughtingstockbroke
| text = twitter down catch me on NerpaPunch
| date = Nov 6, 2022
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = PuncherIcon.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}

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== Revival and Renaissance==
Rejoice! Twitter has been bought from Elon Musk by [[Richard Guy]]. It will soon relaunch with a new, bubbly take on the classic website's design. Experts say this is fucking awesome.
== Trivia ==
* The default [[profily|pfp]] used to be an [[egg]].
* He called it X because he wanted to be acquired by [[Alphabet]].
{{Community notes|Not true. He called it X because he thinks the letter is cool.}}
{{Community notes|Actually no it is true trust me guys}}
{{Community notes|Bro shut up other reader nobody likes you...}}
{{Community notes|that's the last straw idiot}}
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==Did you know?==
Sometimes, Twitter users who get really into something (such as a TV series or a game) may spoil things for everyone else, ruining the process of discovery.

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