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The term "'''Bitches'''" refers to a phenomenon regarding the city of [[Bitche]].

==Quick presentation of the city==
[[File:Bitche thatsabittoomuch.jpg|alt=the city of bitche|thumb|Nature can do wonders!]]
As we all know, [[Bitche]] is a city located in the north-east part of [[France]]. It is known for its pretentious [[castle]] on top of a very realistic-looking [[mountain]].

However, as we'll see in a bit, it is subject to [[weird stuff]] happening.

==The phenomenon ==
From time to [[time]], the city will [[Multiplication|multiply]]. Since there are now multiple of them, the name is now plural, hence the term "Bitches".

The causes for the multiplication are currently [[unknown]], but many think it's because of a [[country]] nearby called [[Germany]]. The german vibes are causing trouble in the Bitche molecules.

Not only the landscapes are multiplying, but the buildings as well. However the [[people]] aren't changed, which is probably for the best. We don't want the [[clone]] disaster to happen again. But it does mean they can confuse their [[house]] for another one of the same.

== Containing the Bitches==
[[File:Bitche bush.jpg|alt=The sign for the city of Bitche, hiding in the bushes|thumb|A Bitche pretending to be a [[bush]]]]
With all those Bitches appearing here and there, it was decided they should be contained somehow. A [[mysterious professor]] found a way to miniaturize them and put them in very small [[jars that are very difficult to open]]. It worked well, until the Bitches started to defend themselves. Some found a way to [[hide]], others became more dangerous by growing [[Spike|spikes]]. One even flew away and is sometimes seen in the [[sky]].

Despite these events, most of the Bitches have been contained successfully. So Bitches better [[Bewear|beware]]!

== Examples==
Here are a few examples of Bitches.<gallery>
File:Two normal cities.png|alt=Two cities of Bitche, on the famous wallpaper "Bliss"|Common occurence of two Bitches of different sizes next to each other
File:Smol bitches.png|alt=Multiple cities of Bitche in the grass, with a coin of 1 euro for size comparison|Six very small Bitches (euro coin for comparison)
File:Hiding bitche.png|alt=The city of Bitche is hiding in a "Where's Waldo" picture|In order to escape containment, Bitche is hiding
File:Howdoesthishappen.png|alt=the city of bitche inside another city of bitche|Rare occurence of two Bitches appearing in the exact same spot
File:Woah a shiny bitche.png|alt=pokémon encounter of a shiny city of bitche|Woah! That's a shiny Bitche!
</gallery>

== It's right behind me, isn't it? ==
Oh no. Oh [[god]]. The Bitches are after me.
[[File:Enter the bitches 2.png|center|frameless|2000x2000px]]
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