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[[File:Okinesque Fetch Modus example.png|thumb|An [[example]] of a Sylladex with the Okinesque Fetch Modus [[activate|activated]].]]
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The '''Sylladex''' is an [[inventory]] system used in [[Homestuck]] and possibly [[The Wiki Camp 2]].{{citation needed|date=January 2023}} It is used to [[store]] items so that they can be used for later, typically on captchalogue cards. The way [[item]]s are stored to and retrieved from the Sylladex is determined by the person's active Fetch Modus. The use of a Sylladex is {{Cite HS|2001|[[Democracy|optional]]}} and is merely a [[common]] way of carrying many items all at once.

The [[word]] "[[syllabus|sylla]][[index|dex]]" is a [[portmanteau]] of "[[Explain|syllabus]]" and "[[Special:AllPages|index]]"; its plural is "{{Cite HS|352|sylladices}}". Each sylladex has two decks; the Captchalogue Deck and a strife deck, which store [[item]]s and [[weapon]]s, [[respect|respectively]], for later [[use]].

Many people have expressed their [[Yuri|love]] towards the Sylladex, and some have even attempted to [[implement]] it into their products, with some ending up scrapped and others causing severe [[Problem?|problems]], with one causing an entire [[rollback]]. Thanks to its [[immense]] [[success]] and [[popularity]], many [[Reference|references]] to the Sylladex can be found in [[various]] [[media]]. The Sylladex has also had its fair [[Bank|share]] of criticism, mostly related to suspected involvement with governments, as well as its [[plethora]] of bugs.

==Captchalogue Deck==
The Captchalogue Deck is where [[item]]s are stored to be used for later. When items are stored on cards, they have no [[Physics|physical]] [[size]] [[or]] [[weight]], allowing for them to be carried around with relative [[Easy|ease]], even if the item is too [[heavy]] for one to carry around normally, much like a [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BagOfHolding bag of holding]. Dependent on the active Fetch Modus, some Sylladices are able to carry [[Your Mother|larger items]] than others.

There is a limit as to how many items can be captchalogued at once, [[based]] on how many cards there are in the deck. [[Calculator|Additional]] cards are able to be added by forcing them out of the deck by captchaloguing another item.

The word "[[captcha]][[catalogue|logue]]" is a portmanteau of "[[Page where robots are illegal|captcha]]" and "[[List of lists|catalogue]]". The [[inclusive|inclusion]] of the word "captcha" is a direct [[hint]] of the codes stored on the [[back]] of each captchalogue card.

==Strife deck==
Strife decks can be used to store [[weapon]]s, which can be used by the [[player]] to "[[Aggrieve]]" [[Enemy|enemies]], but can also be used outside of [[combat]]. Each strife deck contains a [[strife specibus]] and a player with multiple specibi can store them in a [[strife portfolio]]. In order for a weapon to be placed in a strife deck, it must [[Equal|match]] with the chosen [[kind abstratus]] and must also be contained in a captchalogue card, one of which comes with a strife specibus by [[default]].

Strife specibi are [[Division|divided]] among kind abstrata and follow the naming format of <nowiki>[WEAPON]</nowiki>[[kind]]. Names of kind abstrata are [[Held back|limited]] to [[12]] [[character]]s, including "kind", meaning that longer names usually have [[vowel]]s omitted to make them fit. All names are formatted in [[pure]] [[lowercase]] and may have [[number]]s and [[fraction]] [[symbol]]s in them.

===Kind abstrata===
[[File:Michael's rifler.jpg|thumb|The rifle that Michael Bloomberg uses.]]
* Most members of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] and [[Spike]] use the [[fistkind]] specibus.
* [[Jurta]] uses the [[clawkind]] specibus, as he has retractable claws.
* Most seals use the [[flipperkind]] specibus, and may have it as their only specibus, considering seals can't really wield any other weapons, making other specibi useless to them. [[Sealon Musk]] uses the same specibus, but with a [[monetary twist]].
* [[Michael Bloomberg]] uses the [[riflekind]] specibus. His weapon of choice is a [[star-spangled decorated rifle]].
* [[Sketchy]] uses the [[pencilkind]] specibus.
* [[Link]] uses the [[bladekind]] specibus. His weapon of choice is the [[Master Sword]].
* [[Minecraft Steve]] has several specibi, including but not limited to: the [[pickaxekind]], the [[axekind]], the [[shovelkind]], the [[bladekind]], the [[hoekind]], the [[bowkind]], and the [[tridentkind]]. Their weapon of choice may be the [[diamond sword]], or the [[diamond axe]] if they're feeling extra [[combat-y]].
* [[James Bond]] uses the [[pistolkind]] specibus. His weapon of choice is the [[Walther PPK]], but temporarily adopts the [[Walther P99]] for some time.
* [[Mangrove]] uses the [[whipkind]] specibus. Their weapon of choice are [[Fae/faer|faer]] [[vine]]s.
* [[Sock Hater]] uses the [[glovekind]] specibus. His weapon of choice are [[boxing gloves]].

==Fetch Modi==
[[How]] items are stored and retrieved is [[hand]][[led]] entirely by the currently active Fetch Modus. The active Fetch Modus can be chosen at [[will]], as long as the Fetch Modus is available within the Sylladex. Each Fetch Modus has its own [[respective color]], which is shared by the captchalogue cards in the Sylladex; captchalogue cards not within a Sylladex display as [[red]]. The back of a Fetch Modus contains an [[options menu]], which modifies the Modus in various ways.

===In The Wiki Camp 2===
====AAAAA====
[[File:AAAAA Fetch Modus.png|right|80px]]
The [[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA|AAAAA]] Fetch Modus is signified by a [[pink]] Sylladex. Items are stored as normal but are retrieved by their names being shouted as [[loud]] as possible.

This Modus is typically frowned upon, due to its requirements for retrieving items that may make others [[wince]]. As such, it has been [[Illegal|banned]] from most [[public space]]s and may even be [[illegal]] in most [[List of sovereign states|countries]]. Newer [[model]]s of the Modus now have a setting on the back that allows the player to adjust the minimum [[volume]] that can be registered by it.

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====Acronym====
[[File:ACRONYM Fetch Modus.png|left|80px]]
The [[A Clique of Radical Omnicool Nonchalant Young-ish Members|Acronym]] Fetch Modus is signified by a [[green]] Sylladex. The Modus works by arranging cards into [[stack]]s corresponding with what the stored items would be abbreviated as.

For example, if an [[apple]] were captchalogued, it would be placed in the A stack as '''A'''PPLE would be abbreviated to '''A'''. If an [[alarm clock]] were then captchalogued, it would be placed in the AC stack, ('''A'''LARM '''C'''LOCK -> '''AC''') and if the same was then done for an [[air conditioner]], it would be placed in the same stack. ('''A'''IR '''C'''ONDITIONER -> '''AC''')

Each stack has a limit of six cards, but a way to bypass this would be to use [[nickname]]s. For example, if a [[Skate board|skateboard]] was captchalogued but the S stack was already at its limit, a nickname would have to be used to be able to captchalogue it. So for a skateboard, the nickname "[[wheely device]]" would be used to circumvent the limit. ('''W'''HEELY '''D'''EVICE -> '''WD''')

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====Among Us====
[[File:Among Us Fetch Modus.png|right|80px]]
Signified by a [[dark blue]] Sylladex, the [[Among Us]] Fetch Modus encases each captchalogued item inside of a box with a [[card slot]] on top. In order to open the box, the player must slide the [[card]] that comes bundled with the Modus through the [[slot]]. The box is able to be [[scale]]d to reflect the size of the item, with the card slot staying mostly the same size.

The Fetch Modus, however, is known to have some problems with card [[recognition]]. Sometimes, the box may display a [[message]] on its screen that the card was unrecognized or that it was either "too fast" or "too slow".

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====California====
[[File:California Fetch Modus.png|left|80px]]
Signified by a [[red]] Sylladex, the [[DMV|California]] Fetch Modus only captchalogues items whose names can be formatted into an [[ID]] that may be generally accepted by the [[California (IRL)|California]] DMV. Items cannot have the same ID as any other captchalogued item, forcing the player to give each item a unique ID.

For example, "APPLE" for an apple may be accepted whereas "13BEER" for 13 bottles of [[beer]] may not. Most of the time, it's usually a [[hit and miss]], so an ID given to an item may be declined first time, but the same ID may be accepted the second time it is given.

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====Damn seal====
[[File:Damn Seal Fetch Modus.png|right|80px]]
Signified by a [[Evil|villainous]] [[red]] and [[yellow]] Sylladex, the [[Damn seal]] Fetch Modus allows for ordinary [[storage]] of items, but retrieving any card will inexplicably summon a [[seal]], whose [[List of minor seals|behavior]] is chosen at random.

This Modus can be used as a quick way to gather [[grist]] if seals dropped a lot, that is to say, they barely drop any. Either way, the Modus is mostly used by [[NORPA|those who enjoy slaying seals to their heart's content]].

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====Seal====
Signified by a [[cyan]] Sylladex, the [[Seal]] Fetch Modus functions exactly the same as the Damn seal Fetch Modus, but is branded [[Copyright infringement|differently]], with the word "Damn" being completely [[:Category:DNPers (official)|absent]]. It is said that this Fetch Modus is used mainly by citizens in [[New Columbia]] as they have a strong [[relationship]] with pinnipeds.

New Columbian [[citizen]]s also plan [[on]] using the Modus as a way to [[replenish]] the pinniped [[population]] after the [[total seal extinction]] takes place. However, [[expert]]s predict that the Fetch Modus will stop working once the event [[2064|commences]].

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====Heist Crew====
[[File:Heist Crew Fetch Modus.png|left|80px]]
The [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|Heist Crew]] Fetch Modus is signified by a [[purple]] Sylladex. Whenever an item is captchalogued, the card is immediately stored within a locked [[vault]]. A [[code]] is required in order to unlock the vault and retrieve the item inside.

Members of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]] may have this Modus activated. [[Jurta]] and [[Toy Blocks]], however, appear to use different Fetch Modi from the other Heisters, Jurta most likely due to [[They/them|their]] lack of interest in actual [[robbery]] or unwillingness to crack codes, and Toy Blocks because "[[Padlock]] made it".

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====Mario====
[[File:Mario Fetch Modus.png|right|80px]]
The [[The Mario Party|Mario]] Fetch Modus is signified by a [[red]] Sylladex. When an item is captchalogued, it is placed inside of a [[? Block]]. The player must hit the block with their fist in order to retrieve the item from inside.

The [[downside]] to this Modus is that the used ? Blocks don't disappear once hit, causing a huge pile to build up and take up space. Punching the blocks may also strain the hands if done excessively in a short [[time frame]].

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====Okinesque====
[[File:Okinesque Fetch Modus.png|left|80px]]
Signified by a [[white]] Sylladex, the [[Okinesque]] Fetch Modus' functionality is generally [[Damn seal|incomprehensible]] and overwhelming to some, believed to only be understood by seals. From a [[perspective]], it appears to be a jumble of cards, making it frustrating to navigate; however, seals are able to use them without issue.

From what people have seen, the Modus does not have much [[functionality]] and is only able to carry light-weight items, making it virtually useless. On the back of the Fetch Modus is a "[[self-destruct]]" [[button]], which makes each card and the Modus simultaneously combust. The origins of this button is [[unknown]], but may be a trap for any unsuspecting seals.

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====Captcha====
[[File:Captcha Fetch Modus.png|right|80px]]
Signified by a [[grey]] Sylladex, the [[Captcha]] Fetch Modus displays a screen on captchalogue cards that displays a Captcha the player must solve in order to retrieve the captchalogued item. The Captchas can range from [[spell|spelling]] out warped [[word]]s to doing simple [[Calculator|math equations]].

This functionality also extends to trying to captchalogue items. The Modus also tends to display phrases writt[[e]]<nowiki />n in the [[Japanese]] [[Romaji]] [[script]] instead of being in [[English]], such as "[[jugemugokou]]".

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====Sudoku====
[[File:Sudoku Fetch Modus.png|left|80px]]
Signified by a [[orange]] Sylladex, the [[Sudoku]] Fetch Modus requires that the player solve a Sudoku [[puzzle]] in order to retrieve a captchalogued item.

Usually, the [[Mate|puzzle]] is formatted as a standard [[81|9x9]] [[grid]] with [[9|3x3]] [[subgrid]]s; however, the Modus may display more [[Hard Mode|advanced]] puzzles at [[random]]. These include a [[Hexadoku]] puzzle, a [[256|16x16]] grid with [[16|4x4]] subgrids, a [[Killer Sudoku]], a [[Hyper Sudoku]], or a [[Jigsaw Sudoku]] − a Sudoku variant where the subgrids are [[nonomino]]s instead of regular [[square]]s. The Modus may also display easier puzzles, aside from a regular Sudoku puzzle designed for [[Easy Mode|beginner]]s. One of the easier puzzles include a [[Mini Sudoku]], a [[36|6x6]] grid with [[6|3x2]] subgrids.

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====Scam bot====
[[Care]][[full|ful]] with this Fetch Modus, which is usually signified by a very [[reddish]] Sylladex! Whenever you retrieve an item with this Modus activated, a [[scam bot]] may come along and try to trick you into clicking a [[link]]! If you're very [[smart]] and know not to [[fall]] for very obvious [[stunt]]s like this one, this Fetch Modus functions just like a regular old [[Array]] Fetch Modus, just with scam bots involved. This can become annoying very quickly, so maybe its [[worth]] it if you just don't activate this Modus [[ever]]..? If you do though, you just gotta hope [[Template:A1|something wrong]] happens.

====Q3lyngaascyberscoop====
[[File:Q3lyngaascyberscoop Fetch Modus.png|80px|right]]
Signified by a light-blue Sylladex, the [[Look Trend Micro Q3lyngaascyberscoop|Q3lyngaascyberscoop]] Fetch Modus uses [[fingerprint recognition]] software to check whether the player attempting to captchalogue or retrieve a captchalogued item is the [[Mark Genuine|genuine]] owner of the Modus. If they aren't, the Modus initiates a [[Lightning|hearty zap]] which [[Death|may or may not knock the player out]]. The Modus may also include other methods of recognition, such as [[face recognition]].

Those with no sense of [[privacy]] may have this Modus activated. Those who do love their privacy may attempt to destroy any [[Clones|copies]] that meet their [[line of sight]].

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====Challenge====
[[File:Challenge Fetch Modus.png|80px|left]]
Signified by a [[tomato]] Sylladex, the [[:Category:Challenges (official)|Chall]][[:Category:Challenges (unofficial)|enge]] Fetch Modus assigns the user a [[challenge]] every time they want to retrieve an item. The [[difficulty]] of the challenge is determined by the properties the item may have, including but not limited to [[complexity]], [[usability]], and [[Thousand suns|how powerful it is]]. Some challenges may be [[Yeowch|fatal]], but this doesn't seem to worry the users that much.

Some examples of potential challenges that may be set include [[Challenge 4: Things|making a thing]], [[Challenge 3: Edit War|having a conflict]], or [[Challenge 1: Competitors|coming up with a funky little character]].

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====Rhythm====
[[File:Rhythm Fetch Modus.png|80px|right]]
Signified by a [[golden]] Sylladex, the [[Rhythm]] Fetch Modus generates a short [[arrangement]] of [[note]]s that the user must replicate in order to retrieve an item using the presented [[arrow]] [[key]]s. The beats per minute is randomly generated, but ranges between 80 and 120.

There is also an off-chance that the arrangement may be inspired by other [[sheet]]s, including [[Beethoven]]'s own works. The keys presented are also [[Customizability|customizable]]. Sometimes, more than [[four]] keys are presented.

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====King cake====
We don't talk about [[King cake|this]], especially not [[Talk:King cake|that]]. It's more of a "[[keeping our sanity intact]]" thing rather than anything related to [[legality]].

====Remote====
[[File:Remote Fetch Modus.png|80px|left]]
Signified by a [[light-grey]] Sylladex, the [[Remote]] Fetch Modus assigns a [[pin]] to every captchalogue card, which the player must [[guess]] using the remote [[bundle|bundled]] with the Fetch Modus. The pin may [[range]] from 3 to 8 numbers in length and can usually be a [[repeat|repeating]] number or entirely random.

Hackers are able to [[crack]] the pin with relative [[ease]], mostly due to the pins only consisting of numbers. Sometimes, though, a [[bug]] may occur that causes the pin to be [[garbage data]], effectively [[Death P.A.C.T Again|preventing]] the player from obtaining the item that's been captchalogued.

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====Talkative====
[[File:Talkative Fetch Modus.png|80px|right]]
Signified by a [[blue]] Sylladex, the [[Talkative]] Fetch Modus functions only in the [[middle]] of a conversation, meaning that the [[player]] cannot retrieve an item by saying a [[simple]] [[sentence]], nor a [[single]] [[word]]; the player must be directly talking to someone while retrieving an item. The name of the item must also be inserted [[Somewhere on Earth...|somewhere]] in the [[center|middle]] of a conversation in order for it to be retrievable. A bug used to exist which allowed for the player to have a conversation with themselves, but this has since been [[fixed]].

[[Logan Paul|Controversies]] surrounding this Fetch Modus began when people found out that each model of the Fetch Modus has a built-in [[microphone]] that is enabled at [[all times]], unsurprisingly violating [[various]] [[privacy laws]] in many [[List of sovereign states|countries]], as well as betraying the [[trust]] of those who use the Fetch Modus. Since then, the [[Stocks|sales]] for the Fetch Modus have dropped [[Yeowchers!|significantly]], with the company who manufactured them on the verge of [[bankruptcy]]. The [[CEO]] of said company has since [[Coward|cut all communication with everyone]], leaving the [[fate]] of the company up for debate, as well as [[The Part Where He Kills You|the whereabouts of the CEO]].

{{hatnote|This section is also [[fuel|fueled]] by conversations. It has now been fully completed, thanks to the [[wonderful]] people [[below]]!}}

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''Hmm... have a '''[[conversation]]'''? No thanks, I'm [[GAMING]] right now..!'' [[User:GamerSeal420|GamerSeal420]] ([[User talk:GamerSeal420|talk]]) 16:33, 27 January 2023 (UTC)
:'''[[Dude]]... [[Shut]] the [[Fuck]] [[Up]]! Go game somewhere [[Else]][[...]]''' [[User:NerdyHarpSeal|NerdyHarpSeal]] ([[User talk:NerdyHarpSeal|talk]]) 17:04, 27 January 2023 (UTC)

It's-a-me, Mario! Let's-a-go! [[Super Mario]]

Okie dokie! Luigi time! [[Super Luigi]]

''Wow, I'm like, a talking [[Fetch Modus|fetch modus]]! Betcha didn't know I talked! Bet you're, like, sooo surprised I talk! Like, fetch modi don't usually talk, but [[Oracle Turret|i'm different!]] Very different. I'm not like other fetch modi at ALL. Because I, like, talk, and stuff. I can talk about all sorts of stuff. I can talk about your stuff! Ain't that, like, REAL wacky and what-not! Because your fetch modus is talking to YOU! About YOUR stuff! Dude, this is just like, uhhh... It'll come to me eventually, but it'll be so meta and funny. Like [[Meta Knight]]! Y'know, the-'' [[That gun from High on Life]]
:'''Oh my [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever|God]] you are genuinely so ''[[Obnoxious|OBNOXIOUS]]''. Go do literally anything else.''' [[User:NerdyHarpSeal|NerdyHarpSeal]] ([[User talk:NerdyHarpSeal|talk]]) 17:43, 27 January 2023 (UTC)

what the actual FUCK is a home stuck [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 17:58, 27 January 2023 (UTC)

[[the Wiki Machine]]!

mwahahaha! i am an EVIL BOT!! i am going to advertise SCAM WEBSITES here! [[User:EVIL bot account!|EVIL bot account!]] ([[User talk:EVIL bot account!|talk]]) 18:32, 27 January 2023 (UTC)
:Hmm..? I don't think so. I am the FBI, and I hereby arrest you. :) [[User:Federal Bureau of Investigation|Federal Bureau of Investigation]] ([[User talk:Federal Bureau of Investigation|talk]]) 18:33, 27 January 2023 (UTC)
::???? FUCK OFF [[User:EVIL bot account!|EVIL bot account!]] ([[User talk:EVIL bot account!|talk]]) 18:33, 27 January 2023 (UTC)
:no way IM evil too!!! [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 19:13, 27 January 2023 (UTC)

{{Dia|Vinci|I painted the [[Mona Lisa]].}}
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====91506250413====
[[File:91506250413 Fetch Modus.png|80px|left]]
Signified by a Sylladex with [[unrecognizable color]]s, the [[Girl Abnehmen Tod Durch Schlankheitspille Acomplia|915]][[8 Warning Signs Of Your Pixel Demise|062]][[UPDATE 2-Investors Prepare For Government Gridlock As Republicans...|504]][[A Very Ucky Page (2023)|13]] Fetch Modus appears to be [[Editor|created]] entirely by some [[bot]] originating from [[Russia]], though each copy of the Modus claims that it was made [[somewhere else]], with [[Poland]] appearing to be the most [[Rarity|common]] out of [[List of settlements|all possible places]].

The Modus' functionality is entirely based around [[misinformation]] and [[Impostor|decieving]] the player, such as mislabeling captchalogued items either through showing a [[random image]], calling the item something completely [[unrelated]], or [[both]]. As such, it is the least used Modus out of the others, and has recieved largely [[The Nostalgia Critic|negative reviews]] for its [[nonsensical]] [[behavior]].

As the Fetch Modus causes [[eye strain]] and potential [[blindness]] when looked at, only [[artist visualization]]s of the Modus exist.

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====Solitaire Mahjong====
Signified by a [[green]] Sylladex, the [[Solitaire Mahjong]] Fetch Modus, also simply called the [[Mahjong]] Fetch Modus by some players, generates a [[solitaire mahjong]] game using the captchalogue cards as [[tile]]s, with [[empty]] cards being used if needed, with different color [[outline]]s to [[differentiate]] from one another; a [[minimum]] of 10 cards is required for each game.

The game plays out as any other solitaire mahjong game, and if all the corresponding tiles representing a captchalogued item are cleared, then that item is considered retrieved by the player. The player can choose to [[stop]] the game at any time, or [[carry]] on playing. If the player chooses to complete the game, they are rewarded with an [[extra]] captchalogue card.

====Paywall====
Signified by a [[gold]] Sylladex, the [[Twitter|Paywall]] Fetch Modus requires that the player pay roughly [[8]] [[dollar]][[s]] ([[$]][[7]].[[99]]) per day in order to use the Fetch Modus. Retrieving and captchaloguing each item also costs [[10]] [[cent]]s.

{{:Sylladex/Premium required}}

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====IKEA====
[[File:IKEA Fetch Modus.png|80px|right]]
Signified by a [[blue]] Sylladex, the [[IKEA]] Fetch Modus places each captchalogue card in a [[maze]] laid out like the interior of an IKEA [[furniture]] [[store]]. Attempting to locate one [[singularity|singular]] card requires a lot of [[WikiCamps|navigational]] skill and [[Deadline|patience]]. Players may use [[Mate|hint]]s located throughout the maze in order to [[guide]] them, including [[map]]s and projected [[arrow]]s.

IKEA has attempted to [[NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST|sue]] the company that manufactures the Fetch Modus as it violates their [[IP|intellectual property]]. The company didn't care one [[bit]] however, and continued manufacturing them. Their headquarters were quickly swallowed by a [[sinkhole]] minutes after.

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====Rainbow====
Signified by a [[homosexual|rainbow]]-colored Sylladex, the [[Rainbow]] Fetch Modus organises captchalogued items based on where they stand on a [[standard]] [[color wheel]]. However, problems would arise if there were attempts to captchalogue [[multi-colored]] items. The only way of retrieving an item is to replace it with an item of a [[similar]] color.

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===In some devious universe out there...===
====Hereby One Shitty Trick====
Signified by a [[brown]](?) Sylladex, this [[Hereby One Shitty Trick|Hereby One Shitty Tric]][[Host|k]] Fetch Modus loves to play tricks on those who have it activated! It constantly ejects items whenever it pleases, and it also eats any captchalogued items when it gets hungry. Nobody uses it, [[Seal Gates|except for those who hate themselves]].

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====The====
Signified by a Sylladex, the [[The]] Fetch Modus does. And it can. However, it [[can]]. Those who do, have this. And what about<!-- Nerpy Scuba-->?

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====Damn seal II: Electric seal!====
Signified by [[an even more evil shade of red]] Sylladex, the [[Damn seal II: Electric seal!]] Fetch Modus functions exactly the same as the [[Damn seal]] Fetch Modus, except the seals that spawn are [[massive]]ly [[buff]]ed. They now come with equipped weapons, and are also insanely more [[Smarts|smart]]. Those with an even stronger sense of seal slaughtering would prefer this Modus over the Damn seal one [[any day]].

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====Okinberries====
{{IRC message|11:56:23|nerpaseymour|look at this thang [[File:okinberries.png|link=Nerpy Scuba|20x20px]]|color=#a6a383}}

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==Use as a weapon==
[[File:Weaponized Sylladex.png|thumb|Learn something for a change.]]
[[Turth|Certain]] types of Fetch Modi have the weird [[capability]] of launching items from the Sylladex when it can no longer hold anything else due to [[excess]] Captchaloguing. This tends to cause accidental [[damage]] to [[property]], including [[windows]] and perhaps an entire [[bedroom]]. Weaponizing the Sylladex can however be helpful in defeating one's [[Weird creatures near Lake Baikal|enemies]] as items can be launched [[foe-ward]].

[[Utilize|Utilization]] of this method is most efficient when the items captchalogued are [[Stronger Than You|stronger than the available weapons]].

==Other media==
===On PictoChat===
[[File:Pictochatmockup.png|thumb|The PictoChat mockup in [[question]]. Note the Sylladex button above the [[text]] options.]]
A [[mockup]] [[user-interface]] for [[PictoChat]] displayed a Sylladex button, with the [[Pen]] Size buttons being [[Merge|merged]] into one [[Single|singular]] button. Its functionality is [[unknown]], nor is the reason as to why it was planned in the [[first place]].

When [[Nintendo]] was asked about this [[discovery]], [[Impostor|the employees started barking]]. When Nintendo's [[sister]] [[company]], [[Nantendo]], was asked about it, they said that the employees working on the [[software]] at the time must've been [[Consume|eating]] too many [[okinberries]].

{{Blockquote|uh, yeah, maybe they ate too many okinberries? we have no idea how they came up with this, but we should be glad [[They/them|they]] didn't go through with it. please don't ask us any more [[Statley and Waldonf/AMA|questions]].|A [[Nantendo]] employee}}

Some people speculate that the Sylladex button would've been able captchalogue [[message]]s, or potentially the entire [[The Wiki Camp 2 Global Hotspot|chat]], effectively [[archive|archiving]] them. Others state that the button would've been able to captchalogue [[draft]]s. [[Nerpa|Some]] even state that it might've been able to captchalogue the whole [[software]] in its entirety, though many don't believe this could've been [[feasibility|feasible]]. Nantendo employees have attempted to [[Death P.A.C.T|prevent]] any more speculation due to "attracting [[President of Nintendo|unwanted forces]]", to no avail.

Apparently, one employee tried to [[open up]] about this through a [[Teamspeak|voice call]], but their [[connection]] was immediately [[cut]]. An investigation into the [[matter]] revealed that the employee's house was destroyed by a [[nuclear]] [[weapon]], presumably around the time the [[voice]] [[call]] was taking place. [[Modern Day|As of now]], no indication of the weapon's [[origin]] has been found, but many claim that it was sent by the [[Japanese government]] at the request of Nintendo.

Rumors have [[state]]d that Nintendo planned on revisiting the Sylladex idea for [[Nintendo DSi|DSi]] versions of PictoChat. However, no known [[document]]s, including those that were leaked from Nintendo's [[database]] in the late 2020s, confirms this. There have been some employees, [[Anonymous|each one wishing to not be named]], who have stated that there were [[You tried|attempts]] at doing so, but each one [[Explosion|blew up]] in their face, either [[figurative|figuratively]] or [[literal|literally]].

===On Wikipedia===
{{Main|2018 Wikipedia rollback}}
[[File:201x Wikipedia rollback screenshot.png|thumb|A screenshot of the [[Main Page]] having been captchalogued by [[DeviousSeal97]].]]
Like PictoChat, a concept for the Sylladex was thought of. The feature was planned to be able to let [[Edit|editors]] captchalogue [[draft]]s of [[article]]s they've been working on. Unlike PictoChat, however, the Sylladex was actually developed and pushed to all Wikipedia users. Unfortunately, an oversight led to regular articles being [[Edit War|captchalogueable]], prompting a [[rollback]] of the website due to the damage being [[Total seal resurrection|catastrophic]], with roughly 100 thousand articles being [[Impact|impacted]].<ref>{{cite news|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Sylladex/citations/Signpost|title=Regarding the recent rollback|author=(([[User:REDACTED|REDACTED]]))|work=The Signpost|publisher=Wikipedia|date=February 2, 2018|access-date=January 31, 2023}}</ref>

When employees were asked about this [[incident]], they outright refused to [[respond]], asking that the [[:Category:Interviews|interviewers]] "leave their [[headquarters]]".<ref>{{cite news|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Sylladex/citations/Signpost_2|title=Update to the rollback|author=(([[User:AdmenyMikel|AdmenyMikel]]))|work=The Signpost|publisher=Wikipedia|date=February 3, 2018|access-date=February 2, 2023}}</ref>

Later on [[February]] [[9]], [[2023]], the original updater on the situation, [[User:AdmenyMikel|AdmenyMikel]], posted a message on the talk page for this article requesting the removal of this section, stating that its inclusion is causing a new [[peak]] of people asking about the rollback, which "do not have the resources to handle". After being asked to be [[transparent]] about the rollback, AdmenyMikel began [[Personal attack|being mean]] towards the author of this article, which escalated after information about said conversation was added to the article. Apparently, they were [[Bember|demoted]] and later [[Bemb|banned]] on Wikipedia afterwards.

===On Twitter===
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| name = Sealon Musk
| username = SealonMusk
| verified = blue
| text = New feature: Twitterloguing! Now you can "captchalogue" your favorite SEAL tweets! Only Twitter Blue members can, though...
| date = December 10, 2022
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Fake news.jpg
| width = 300px
}}
[[Sealon Musk]] planned to add Sylladices to [[Twitter]] weeks after [[He/him|he]] had bought it. However, he didn't have enough [[employee]]s to implement them in, effectively forcing him to scrap the [[idea]] altogether.

Weeks later, however, he decided to [[revisit]] the idea, naming it "[[Twitterloguing]]". The feature basically allowed users to captchalogue their favorite [[tweet]]s; however, the feature was limited to [[Twitter Blue]] users and [[Ego|only worked on tweets related to seals]]. Plus, the tweet would also no longer be [[public]] once captchalogued. Users can only captchalogue up to [[10]] tweets, but can captchalogue more by [[Capitalism|buying]] more cards.

A [[fatal]] glitch with Twitterloguing became known on February 8 to February 9, 2023, as Musk [[shut down]] the public [[Twitter API]] access. Apparentally, all tweets that were captchalogued were pratically deleted as the code that held all said tweets was deleted while Musk [[private|privatized]] the API. Unfortunately, the tweets were unable to be [[restore|restored]] as Musk had pratically also deleted the [[backup]]s. This caused a huge amount of backlash, as well as another [[migration]] to [[NerpaPunch|other]] [[Tumblr|plat]][[Cohost|forms]], to occur.

===On Tumblr===
[[Tumblr]] mocked Twitter's inclusion of its Twitterloguing feature by implementing a parody of it, named "[[Tumblrloguing]]". Whenever one would Captchalogue a [[blog]] post, it would produce a [[Art theft|copy]] of said blog in the user's Sylladex. However, the blog would have some of its [[text]] replaced with random [[Emoticon|garbage data]], mocking Twitter's [[erroneous]] decisions that resulted in a [[corruption|loss of data]].

===On Discord===
Sylladices were planned to be implemented in [[Discord]] and packaged with [[Discord Nitro]]. It never really happened though, as it was left on the [[backburner]] for an indefinite period of time. Its possible that it could've been scrapped by now, but nobody knows for sure as any employee at Discord [[Boiling point|vaporizes]] anyone who asks about it.

===In ''The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole''===
As [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole|this game]] [[ZEITGEIST|tends to change]], the [[presence]] of a Sylladex is [[Pehraps|uncertain]] and completely random. While the Sylladex can indeed be [[{{CURRENTYEAR}}|present]] at times, it is sometimes replaced with [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2/Inventory|other arbitrary inventory systems]]. The reason as to why this is the case is still [[unclear]] as the developers [[NRPY Lava Bucket Challenge|dump themselves in lava]] whenever they are asked.

===In ''The Adventures of Great Nerpal''===
[[Unused code]] for a Sylladex-like inventory system was found in the [[Source code|source files]] for ''[[The Adventures of Great Nerpal]]''. Unlike The Wiki Camp 2's [[transclusion|implementation]], it appeared that [[microtransactions]] would've been [[Merge|incorporated]] into this system in some way, like the current inventory system. Upon [[speculation]], it would seem as if microtransactions would've been used to [[unlock]] new Fetch Modi.

When asked about this, [[Jimmy Whales]], the [[creator]] of the game, looked [[Shut the fuck up|increasingly upset]] but outright ignored the [[question]], opting to take a bath in his large [[vault]] filled with [[dollar bills]].{{Citation unneeded|reason=Sounds like something he'd definitely do.|date=January 2023}} [[Mickey Boomberg]], one of the [[Nintendo Direct 9/13/2022|directors]], told the inteviewers to [[get away]] from him as he is "[[scared]] of [[liberal]]s".

===In ''Pokémon''===
Apparently, the Sylladex was in [[Pokémon]] and was represented by a captchalogue card-shaped object. It was also [[Evolution|evolvable]] for some reason? Its evolution just made it [[Sr.Nerpies of every color|bigger]] and gave it a [[Alias|different name]], though. For those who are [[curious]], the word "[[abstract|abstr]][[record|ord]]" is a [[portmanteau]] of "[[Damn seal|abstract]]" [[and]] "[[Special:Statistics|record]]"; its plural is "[[abstrord]]s".
{{Evobox-2
|no1=2256
|name1=Sylladex
|pictype=sprite
|type1-1=Normal
|type2-1=Electric
|evo1=Level 20
|no2=2257
|name2=Abstrord
|type1-2=Normal
|type2-2=Electric
}}
It is not known what moves this pokémon would've been able to learn, as well as what it [[stats]] are, as they are all not set for some unknown reason.

===In ''Minecraft''===
[[File:Netherite Chestplate with Gold Captcha Armor Trim JE1.png|200px|thumb|A [[Netherite]] [[Chestplate]] with the Captcha [[Armor Trim]] in question applied using [[Gold]] as the [[material]].]]
In [[Minecraft]]: [[Java]] Edition [[snapshot]] [[2023|23]][[w]][[4|04]][[a]], there is an [[unused]] "Captcha Armor [[Trim]]" located in the source files, the [[design]] of which appears to be inspired by the Sylladex. For some reason, this was never fully implemented into the [[game]], but a [[patch]] can be applied to the game that allows for the trim to be used.

Based on the [[source files]], it appears that this item would've been obtainable from [[Giant]]s, though this may have only been a [[placeholder]]. When asked about this discovery, [[Mojang]] employee [[kingbdogz]] quickly responded with a [[swift block]].

Another shapshot also contained an attempt at incorporating a Sylladex-like system. When a patch is applied to enable it, it functions similarly to a [[backpack]]. Cards were also a [[new item]] that could be incorporated into the system to increase its [[slot]] [[count]], which starts off at [[nine]] [[Casino|slots]]. Eventually, with [[enough]] slots added, the system would start [[overflow]]ing off the screen.

===In ''High of Krunkly''===
The Sylladex is the main inventory system in ''[[High of Krunkly]]'' and is, for some reason, [[Mr. Incredible|incredibly]] [[buggy]]. Captchalogued items refuse to enter the Sylladex, and cards sometimes disappear, gradually decreasing the total slots. As there hasn't been any [[update]]s to the game in months, apart from [[merch]] introductions, those who have played it have low [[hope]]s for its [[future]]. This is further [[sup]][[port]][[ed]] by the fact that the [[developer]]s mock anyone who try to bring up the [[issue]].

===In ''Jack Smack''===
Maybe the [[Huang Twins]] wanted to implement the Sylladex into ''[[Jack Smack]]''? Maybe [[not]]? One thing's for sure, nobody knows how it could've been implemented. Maybe it could've been another obstacle [[Jack]] needs to [[avoid]]..?

===In ''Super Seal Party''===
[[Model]]s for Fetch Modi were found in the source code for ''[[Super Seal Party]]'', as well as leftover code for the Sylladex's functionality. Many [[suspect]] that these features, along with a [[bunch]] more, were [[obj_c_ropeSwing|scrapped]] when focus shifted towards making the game a [[party]] game.<ref>{{cite web |url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Obj_c_ropeSwing|title=Lost and Found #12: Super Seal Party|last=Cut|first=Dexter|author-link=Dexter Cut|date=July 13, 2009|website=DEXTER CUT'S CUT CONTENT BLOG!!!|access-date=January 31, 2023}}</ref>

===In ''Among Us''===
One of the concepts for a [[task]] in ''[[Among Us]]'' involved [[clean|cleaning]] up your Sylladex. You had to retrieve all [[junk]] items from it in order to finish the task. The idea was however scrapped for "[[Emoticon|being too cheesy]]". However, one developer, potentially the content manager, thought the idea was funny and made a joke about it on [[Twitter]]. As the idea was never meant to be released to the [[public]] to begin with, probably because it was [[mean't|meant]] to be kept a secret, the content manager was promptly [[ejected]] from the [[heahgmjjjh|headquarters]]. They weren't the [[impostor]]. [[FUCK|Whoops]]!

===In ''Fall Guys''===
A Sylladex-styled [[costume]] was planned to be added in one of the [[Season]]s in [[Fall Guys]]. It never really happened though, leading some to beli[[eve]] that it could've potentially been [[forgor|forgot]][[ten]] about, [[scrap|scrapped]], or that the developers are just [[lazy]].

===In ''Just Chatting''===
You can talk about Sylladices in ''[[Just Chatting]]'', so [[I'd]] say it [[count]]s.

===In real-life===
Unfortunately, we don't really have the [[technology]] to store items on [[Standard 52-card deck|small cards]]. I like to imagine that there is a [[civilization]] out there that has achieved this. There are trillions of planets in our little [[universe]], after all.{{citation requirement contested|date=January 2023}}

===Other games===
[[Other games]], including but not limited to [[Pizza Tower]], [[Terraria]], and [[Crab Game|that one Squid Game inspired game that quickly died off]], have done [[vary|varied]] attempts at implementing the Sylladex as to [[ride]] its success. None of them succeeded and it all [[blew up]] in their [[face]]s. This has been compared to the whole [[mascot horror]] [[situation]], I think? [[IDRK]], but [[whatevz]]!

==In popular culture==
===''The Simpsons''===
In [[season]] [[34]] [[episode]] [[25]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', "[[Eclipsing Gamers]]", the [[Simpson family]] play a [[top tech game]] that utilises the Sylladex as its [[main]] inventory system. They realise that whatever happens in the [[game]] also happens in [[Turth|real life]], and thus use this to their advantage to [[prank]] [[Springfield]]. They however end up causing the [[destruction of the Moon]], and are now wanted by the [[international police force]].<ref>{{cite episode|title=Eclipsing Gamers|episode-link=Eclipsing Gamers|series=The Simpsons|credits=Wretor, Main (writer); Maow, Muer (director)|network=Fox|airdate=May 14, 2023|season=34|number=25}}</ref>

In season [[35]] episode [[14]], "[[Bart Into The Metaverse]]", a [[replica]] of the Sylladex can be seen sitting on the [[shelf|shelves]] behind [[Comic Book Guy]] in his shop, [[The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop]], while he was talking to [[Bart]]. Another replica can be seen while Bart is traversing through the [[metaverse]] and talking to [[wacky characters]] from [[Project:Notability|notable]] [[No Fucking Thanks|NFT]] [[collection]]s, including [[Bored Nerpas]], [[Rare Okins]], and [[CryptoSukes]].<ref>{{cite episode|title=Bart Into The Metaverse|episode-link=Bart Into The Metaverse|series=The Simpsons|credits=Tipiter, Anthur (writer); Prur, Heyss (director)|network=Fox|airdate=January 2, 2024|season=35|number=14}}</ref>

===''Family Guy''===
Several [[cutaway]] [[gag]]s centered around the Sylladex took place across several Family Guy episodes. One example includes season [[22]] episode [[20]] where [[Peter Griffin]] reminds [[Lois Griffin]] of that one time he got caught in a [[mess]] trying to organise his Sylladex.<ref>{{cite episode|title=Something Something White|episode-link=Something Something White|series=Family Guy|credits=[[Mama Momo|Momo, Mama]] (director and writer)|network=Fox|airdate=September 29, 2024|season=22|number=20}}</ref> One [[journalist]] reported feeling "[[Uncanny|incredibly awkward]]" after witnessing the gag.

===''Nerpy Scuba's Quiz Show''===
In ''[[Nerpy Scuba's Quiz Show]]'', the host, [[Nerpy Scuba]], asked the [[:Category:Non-Contestants|contestant]]s what was in their Sylladex. The contestants had [[no idea]] what they were talking about, but tried to guess anyway. Each contestant got it [[left|wrong]], and Nerpy Scuba revealed what it was: [[scuba diving equipment]]. Nerpy Scuba then said "Get it? Cause I love [[scuba diving]]! Haha... man, what about Nerpy Scuba, am I [[right]][[No|?]]"<ref>{{cite episode|series=Nerpy Scuba's Quiz Show|network=Seal Network|airdate=October 31, 2022|season=2|number=10}}</ref> The show [[Prompt Generator|promptly]] received [[negative]] reviews after this [[occurance]], forcing it to get [[canceled]].<ref>{{Cite news|last=Crityqe|first=Heavie|date=November 20, 2022|title=Nerpy Scuba's Quiz Show Is The Worst Show I've Ever Watched: Review|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Sylladex/citations/Nerpy_Scuba|work=Now's Your Tele Vision|access-date=January 31, 2023}}</ref> One main [[factor]] in the cancelation was Nerpy Scuba being seen not wearing their [[scuba mask]], and the [[witness]] taking a [[picture]] and spreading it [[online]].{{citation not found|reason=Hmm? Maybe he's trying to hide something...|date=Whenever}}

===''Battle for Dream Island''===
In episode [[31]] of ''[[Battle for BFB]]'', the Sylladex can be seen as a [[recommended character]]. The Sylladex appears again when [[Flower]] retrieves an item from a captchalogue card.<ref>{{cite episode|title=LMAO (Loving My Awesome Office)|episode-link=LMAO (Loving My Awesome Office)|series=Battle for Dream Island|credits=[[Samuel Thornbury|Thornbury, Samuel]] (writer); [[Michael Huang|Huang, Michael]], [[Cary Huang|Huang, Cary]] (directors)|network=jacknjellify|airdate=May 1, 2021|season=4|number=31}}</ref>

In episode [[A]] of ''[[Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two]]'', Sylladexy debuts as the [[44]][[Place|th]] [[contestant]], joining [[Tear Drop]]. They were however later [[:Category:Eliminated (unofficial)|eliminated]] with [[3,140]] [[vote]]s to be safe in episode [[F]]. The reason as to way may [[stem]] from them being "[[bland]]", according to [[many]] people.<ref>{{cite episode|title=The Special Contestant|episode-link=The Special Contestant|series=Battle for Dream Island|credits=[[Samuel Thornbury|Thornbury, Samuel]] (writer); [[Michael Huang|Huang, Michael]], [[Cary Huang|Huang, Cary]] (directors)|network=jacknjellify|airdate=January 24, 2024|season=5|number=A}}</ref><ref>{{cite episode|title=It's All About How You Do It!|episode-link=It's All About How You Do It!|series=Battle for Dream Island|credits=[[Samuel Thornbury|Thornbury, Samuel]] (writer); [[Michael Huang|Huang, Michael]], [[Cary Huang|Huang, Cary]] (directors)|network=jacknjellify|airdate=February 20, 2024|season=5|number=F}}</ref>

===''Inanimate Insanity''===
In episode [[21]] of ''[[Inanimate Insanity Invitational]]'', [[Steve Cobs]], CEO of [[Meeple]], attempts to create his own [[rendition]] of the Sylladex; the [[Syllame]]. This however [[Inevitable fate of Wikipedia|inevitably]] fails as the invention [[Arby's|blows up]] in [[Corn|Co]][[Maize|bs]][[Apostrophe|']] [[face]], [[figuratively]] and [[literally]]. [[MePhone 4]] is unsurprisingly [[astonished]] about this [[Recent events|event]], and announces the fourth season of ''[[Inanimate Insanity]]'' in [[celebration]] of this occurance.<ref>{{cite episode|title=Lucking It Out|episode-link=Lucking It Out|series=Inanimate Insanity|credits=[[Adam Katz|Katz, Adam]], [[Brian Koch|Koch, Brian]], [[Justin Chapman|Chapman, Justin]] (writers and directors)|network=AnimationEpic|airdate=September 21, 2024|season=3|number=21}}</ref>

===''Brawl for Object Palace''===
In episode [[100]] of ''[[Brawl for Object Palace]]'', [[Snorty Pig]] retrieves an item from his Sylladex, proceeding to go "[[YEES]]!" after successfully doing so, only becoming [[sad]] after he realizes he had retrieved [[bacon]] from it.<ref>{{cite episode|title=One Snort Of A Brawl|episode-link=One Snort Of A Brawl|series=Brawl for Object Palace|credits=Snorty Pig did NOT work on this one! He was slandered in this episode...|network=HurricaneHunterJackson|airdate=November 1, 2024|season=1|number=100}}</ref>

===''Love of the S*n''===
In episode [[whenever]] of ''[[Love of the S*n]]'', [[Charger Block]] has a massive tantrum about how much he hates the Sylladex, calling it "trash". People called him a massive crybaby afterwards, which causes him to explode. [[rolling on the floor, laughing|ROFL]]!<ref>{{cite episode|title=Death Is Beatable|episode-link=Death Is Beatable|series=Love of the S*n|credits=[[malues]] (director)|network=malues|airdate=September 30, 2024|season=1|number=whenever}}</ref>

==Reception==
{{Video game reviews
| MC = [[101]]/100
| BZF = 9/10<ref name=BuzzerFeeder>{{Cite news|date=February 8, 2023|title=Sylladices? More Like Wackydices! A Review|url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/jurta/sylladices-more-like-wackydices-a-review-2zdvmom70z|work=[[BuzzFeed]]|access-date=February 8, 2023|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20230208174922/https://www.buzzfeed.com/jurta/sylladices-more-like-wackydices-a-review-2zdvmom70z|archive-date=February 8, 2023}}</ref>
| NYTV = 7/10<ref>{{Cite news|last=Crityqe|first=Heavie|date=November 30, 2022|title=Are Sylladices Really The Greatest Thing Ever Created? Review|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Sylladex/citations/NYTV_Review|work=Now's Your Tele Vision|access-date=February 9, 2023}}</ref>
| IGN = 11/10<ref>{{Cite news|last=Mama|first=Yuri|date=August 21, 2022|title=Sylladex Review|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/images/3/35/Sylladex_IGN_review.png|work=IGN|access-date=February 10, 2023}}</ref>
}}
Sylladices have received "[[beyond favorable]]" reviews from [[critic]]s, according to [[review aggregator]] [[Metacritic]]. Many people have praised their Sylladices for being very [[efficient]] and being able to [[function]] well with any [[conceive|conceivable]] item, even if the [[2,097,152|size limit]] is "a bit of a [[downer]]". However, many have reported that their Sylladices have blown up [[unexpected|unexpectedly]]. It is [[unown|unknown]] if the [[combustion]] is just a [[feature]] of the activated Fetch Modus, or if it is a [[genuine]] [[glitch]]. Some players have stated that they'd appreciate it more if their Sylladices were [[Easy Mode|easier]] to [[disable]], while [[Statley and Waldonf|some]] would rather use their [[pocket]]s.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Statley_and_Waldonf/AMA|title=Statley and Waldonf's Ask Us Any!|author1=[[Statley]]|author2=[[Waldonf]]|website=Statley and Waldonf Official Website|access-date=January 31, 2023|quote=Personally, I'm putting an items in my pockets.‎}}</ref>

Michael Bloomberg has stated that he's a big [[fan]] of Sylladices, stating that he "[sees] the monetary potential in this little [[interface]]". A reviewer at ''[[BuzzFeed]]'' has also praised the Sylladex, calling it a "helpful little tool".<ref name=BuzzerFeeder /> [[Tommy Tallarico]] has alleged that he created the Sylladex all by himself, and that "[[Loss|his mother is very proud of him]]".<ref>{{cite web|url=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Sylladex/citations/Tommy_Tallarico.pdf|title=How I Created The Sylladex|last=Tallarico|first=Tommy|author-link=Tommy Tallarico|date=December 20, 2020|website=Tommy Tallarico official website|access-date=February 9, 2023}}</ref>{{Third-party inline|date=February 2023}}

Many people have criticised the function of captchalogued items being [[eject]]ed when the Sylladex is [[overload]]ed. As a result, most Fetch Modi now come with a [[built-in]] option that can be set to prevent ejecting of items. However, most people don't [[Real lies|realize]] that there is such option available as many don't think to look at the [[back]] of their Fetch Modus. As such, many would prefer for a [[manual]] to be bundled with each Fetch Modi, where the option could be mentioned to new users.

Many scammers have tried to sell [[bootleg]] Sylladices, calling them other things, including but not limited to "[[Captchaheld]]s" and "[[Cryptotake]]s". Most scam attempts have resulted in lawsuits from [[anonymous]] [[company|companie]]s.

===Theories===
Many people have formed theories [[:Category:Based|based]] around the Sylladex [[overtime]]. One theory claims that the Sylladex was created by the [[government]] to [[track]] on any [[Clueless|unsuspecting]] players; in response, the [[Michael Bloomberg|government]] requested immediate [[investigation]] on whoever created the theory, saying that they "[[stink]]". Another theory states that [[Sans]] [[Game Theory|is]] [[Ness]], and [[vice versa]].

[[Conspiracy theorists]] have also [[speculate|speculated]] about some supposed secret function to Sylladices that could potentially be used by governments to communicate with [[alien]]s. No [[Cement|concrete]] evidence supporting this has been shown yet, and many social media platorms, including [[YouTube]], have been actively [[purge|purging]] any form of content that tries to [[promotion|promote]] the rumors.

[[Various]] people have pointed out supposed "[[subliminal message]]s" in the Sylladex, claiming that they're "[[bizzare]]", "[[uncanny]]", or [[whatever]] [[else]]. Where they saw these [[message]]s, or what they are in the [[first place]], is unclear, but nobody is [[bothered]] enough to go out of their way to look for them, probably because its [[pointless]].

===2023 Sylladex scam incident===
[[File:Criggleland.png|thumb|200px|Victims after getting [[Casino|scammed]]. This is perhaps. The [[Criggle's Syndrome|opposite]] of [[Glaggling]]?]]
On [[January]] [[1]], [[2023]], a [[scam company]] under the name of "[[Computence]]" claimed to be offering "free Sylladex [[upgrade]]s". However, their upgrades were actually [[fatal]] [[malware]]. Therefore, if one were to get the "upgrade", their Sylladex would basically become a ticking [[timebomb]].

Any Sylladices that were affected would explode in [[72]] hours from when the "upgrade" was first applied. As many were [[oblivious]] to this fact, many Sylladices ended up exploding. Not only was the explosion predictably very fatal, but they also caused [[severe]] [[property damage|property]] and [[structural damage]], with some structures even [[collapse|collapsing]].

A [[class action lawsuit]] was filed against Computence afterwards, requesting that they pay the [[total cost]] for all damage caused, which was estimated to be in the [[million]]s. As a result, Computence filed for [[bankruptcy]], [[No buts!|but]] only after making [[fun]] of those who filed the lawsuit, as well as saying that "[[It's just a prank, bro!]]" in [[Muscle Man|a voice most familiar to everyone out there]].

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==Future==
===Film adaptation===
[[Disney]] planned on creating a [[movie]] based on the Sylladex and the [[live]]s of the captchalogue cards who reside in it, much [[akin]] to [[The Emoji Movie]]. It would've been roughly [[2]] [[hour]]s [[long]] and would've featured many [[famous]] [[voice actor]]s. However, the film was promptly canceled as Disney had laid off [[7,000]] employees<ref>{{cite news|last1=Schimkowitz|first1=Matt|title=Disney announces Toy Story 5, Frozen 3, Zootopia 2, and 7,000 layoffs|url=https://www.avclub.com/disney-announces-toy-story-frozen-zootopia-7000-layoffs-1850091029|access-date=10 February 2023|work=The A.V. Club|date=8 February 2023|language=en}}</ref> around its development, including the entire [[crew]] hired for this one film. An extract of the [[conversation]] that they got [[fired]] in the middle of has been released public[[Liy|ly]]:

{{Pesterlog|Toggle long and boring dialogue|
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: hey guys how is that sylladex movie coming along lol}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: g0ing al0ng sm00thly. we've g0t the wh0le script written down}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: so true. and what about you other crew member}}<br>
{{color|#55aa2F|Crew Member 2: Well, we've started the filming of course. Still need to do some audio editing for us to continue with that.}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: right, awesome. anyway, i have news for you all! you're all fired :)}}<br>
{{color|#55aa2F|Crew Member 2: Huh? Weren't you just complementing us right now?}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: yes! but i am so in love with fucking money! this situation impacting companies rn is terrible so i need a way to keep all of that cha-ching dollar dollar}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: can't y0u d0 s0mething else 0ther than this. y0ur c0mpany is like. w0rth alm0st 200 billi0n}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: i'll think about it}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: no}}<br>
{{color|#618a69|Crew Member 3: <nowiki>==></nowiki> Come the fuck on, we're literally making you a movie here that could bring you more money than what you're losing right now. Which is probably so miniscule that it doesn't even matter.}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: ok}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: the entire crew is fired now, :)}}<br>
{{color|#618a69|Crew Member 3: <nowiki>==></nowiki> Give us a break, dude.}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: like. the sylladex is a pretty big deal. every0ne is g0ing t0 eat this m0vie up when it c0mes 0ut. which is determined by whether 0r n0t y0u change y0ur mind}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: the entire crew is staying fired, :)}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: yeah, n0 p0int in arguing with this guy. let's just pack everything up. maybe we can f0rm 0ur 0wn studi0 and carry 0n with this}}<br>
{{color|#618a69|Crew Member 3: <nowiki>==></nowiki> Wouldn't that be kinda ambitious though? I think you need to do a lot of stuff just to get one studio up and running.}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: i can manage all that, h0pefully}}<br>
{{color|#55aa2F|Crew Member 2: Good luck, I guess? We'll be right here for you.}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: appreciate it}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: actually we'll just buy your studio and run it into the ground lol}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: just to be funny ofc lol}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: and if we refuse?}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: we will spread misinformation}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: get the public on your ass}}<br>
{{color|#662222|Crew Member 1: h0w w0uld that w0rk??? n0b0dy believes y0u anym0re idi0t}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: i have my very ways :)}}<br>
{{color|#55aa2F|Crew Member 2: Just ignore this person. They're not worth our time.}}<br>
{{color|#618a69|Crew Member 3: <nowiki>==></nowiki> Let's just leave already.}}<br>
{{color|#000011|Disney CEO: until we meet again <3}}<br>
{{color|#618a69|Crew Member 3: <nowiki>==></nowiki> Shut the fuck up, weirdo...}}<br>
|disneyconverse}}

===Spin-off===
A [[spin-off]] to the Sylladex, called the [[Sylladex 2]], was planned to be developed by [[Bichael Mloomberg]], but was scrapped shortly after. Mloomberg had attempted to gain [[funding]] for it, but [[failed]] to do so. He had tried multiple [[fund-raising]] [[website]]s, but nobody was interested, most likely because the [[original]] Sylladex was fine enough.

The spin-off planned to have [[advertisement]]s built into it, as well as a [[marketplace]] which could've sold [[add-on]]s.

==Trivia==
*Sylladices can't be detected by [[medal detector]]s, because they aren't [[medal]]s.
*Yes, Sylladices are [[water-proof]]! Take them under the [[ocean]], or even in a [[fishtank]]!*
*Unfortunately, you can not [[taste test|taste]] your Sylladex as it is not a [[tangible]] object!**
<p class="fineprint"><nowiki>*</nowiki>Sylladices may [[not]] actually be water-proof and contact with water may make them explode faster, take into [[water]] with upmost [[responsibility]].</p>
<p class="fineprint"><nowiki>**</nowiki>Depends on the active Fetch Modus.</p>

==See also==
* [https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Sylladex Sylladex on the MS Paint Adventures Wiki] (HOSTED ON [[Fandom.com|FANDOM.COM]])
** [https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Weaponizing_Sylladex Weaponizing Sylladex on the MS Paint Adventures Wiki] (ALSO HOSTED ON [[Fandom|FANDOM]].[[Company|COM]])
* [[Holding]]
* [[Carrying]]
* [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2/Inventory]]

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