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<h1 class="letterhead">Dear People Editing [[Token:Dollar]],</h1>
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In my humble opinion, {{Dollars}} Dollars should be able to steal shares and tokens from other people. If you disagree, that's [[okay]]. But [[Paper Niko]] may not take kindly to your dissent. To be clear, I have no control over Paper Niko's actions and am simply a messenger. 

'''Shareholders should not be allowed to feel safe.''' [[Riddler's test|Riddle me this]]: can shareholders be struck by a [[Meteor shower|gigantic meteor]] or are they immune to its powers? This is the centuries-old mystery that [[scholars]] have been dying to solve. As it stands, we think that they've built up quite the immunity, which is why they keep making demonic, ontologically evil board decisions like preventing [[Mr. Beast]] from doing free giveaways or not [[Greet|saying hi]] to [[Profiley]].
* 💡 '''Did you know?''' [[Image]], my proposal's biggest hater, was one of the [[4]] [[Cauldron|shar]][[The Joker|ehol]][[The Divine Goddess|ders]] that [[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...#Board Consensus|voted No]] on sparing the late [[SFD Jigsaw Piece]]. There's [[blood]] on these shareholders' hands. Don't let them get away with [[this]]!
My proposal for {{Dollars}} Dollars would not only discourage the same old shareholders from [[The Hog|hogging]] up the Board, but also encourage participation in the economic period! Since shareholders now run the risk of having their shares bought out by others, they have an incentive to make board decisions in our best interests. If you've yet to receive a spot on the board, this is your chance! Erm, is this a [[win]], or [[What]]?<br>
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Making it so that people can object to "{{Tooltip|unauthorized sales|🤓}}" totally defeats the {{Dollars}} Dollar's purpose. It's just trading with [[Jazz Cats|extra steps]]! [[Power]]-[[:Category:🐴|hungry]] shareholders would NEVER agree to have their shares bought. Besides, even if you can't object, you still have the option of buying back 80% of your shares, because you receive {{Dollars}} 0.8 Dollar for every {{Dollars}} Dollar someone uses on [[you]].
{{Dia|Spike|DUDE. THIS TOKEN P[[File:Rizzo.jpeg|77x77px]] OSAL SOUNDS [[AWESOMESAUCE]]!|compact=yes}}
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So what are you waiting for? Let's make this token [[real]]! Because if you don't, then, well... 
<h1 class="letterhead">[[Oomfie's Nightmare]]...will be [[You|YOURS]]!</h1>
—[[User:Chubs|Chubs]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]]) 00:25, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
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<h1 class="letterhead">Dear [[User:AFK|AFK]],</h1>
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Regarding your statement from approximately a few minutes ago:
{{Quote|BITCH DOLL[[File:Rizzo.jpeg|77x77px]] S ARE NOT A TOKEN|[[User:AFK|AFK]]}}
I acknowledge that this is true. '''For now'''. Let's just say, that I have a computer, a stable Internet connection, and a very strong [[will]].
<h1 class="letterhead">Sincerely,</h1>
[[User:Chubs|Chubs]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]]) 00:32, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
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<h1 class="letterhead">Dear [[User:AFK|AFK]],</h1>
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I will protect you from [[User:Chubs]].

<h1 class="letterhead">Sincerely,</h1>
[[User:Arllyhautegoth|a really haute goth!]] ([[User talk:Arllyhautegoth|talk]]) 00:35, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
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<h1 class="letterhead">Dear [[User:Arllyhautegoth|a really haute goth!]],</h1>
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nuh uh
<h1 class="letterhead">Since[[File:Rizzo.jpeg|77x77px]] rely,</h1>
[[User:Chubs|Chubs]] ([[User talk:Chubs|talk]]) 00:32, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
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<h1 class="letterhead">Dear unplowed fields.</h1>
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We are slowly encroaching on your untilled plots! Do not resist, lest you face a devilish punishment! Ever heard of the [[pearnut whirlish]]? ... Yeah, didn't think so. Watch your ass!
<h1 class="letterhead">Sincerely,</h1>
Laes Leches LLC
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== note to all people who saw the notes above this post ==

listen to this "paper niko" creature. He is not being puppeteered by anyone. He has [[free will]].

<s>they are ontologically evil beings that are trying to manipulate the minds of the masses to positively sway their cause through propaganda

they must be destroyed at all costs 

- [[User:N|Noah]] ([[<big>IDGAF!</big>User talk:N|talk]]) 00:37, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
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<h1 class="letterhead">Your last warning.</h1>
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Your pitifully fertilize[[File:Rizzo.jpeg|77x77px]] d farmland is at last within our reach. All those who fail to evacuate or submit themselves will be slaughtered like cattle. No mercy shall be doled out. This is your final warning. Prostrate yourself before the harvest moon or G.T.F.O!
<h1 class="letterhead">Sincerely,</h1>
Laes Leches LLC
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<h1 class="letterhead">Your last warning.</h1>
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Mangrove and Image, i should kill you!
<h1 class="letterhead">Sincerely,</h1>
Laes Leches LLC
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<h1 class="letterhead">Dear People Editing [[Token:Dollar]],</h1>
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<h1 class="letterhead">Sincerely,</h1>
[[User:chowderhead|Chowderhead]] ([[User talk:Chowderhead|talk]]) 00:32, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
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