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== Nerpafan2017 ==
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<h1>[Chorus: All]
Girl, you need a shot of B12
You know you do
 
[Verse 1]
You got B12 flowing through your system
Better lose that boyfriend before I fist him
B12 will make you feel all bright and alert
Lay down on my bed and take off your shirt
Boyz 12, the biggest boy band and that's for sure
More boys than I think you've ever seen before
And dark leafy greens will give you other things
But you'll get B12 when my men sing
 
[Chorus]
Oh, girl, you need a shot of B12
Break it down
 
[Verse 2]
I'm B1 and I'm tons of fun
I-I-I-I'm B2, I wanna get with you
I'm B3, wanna be with me?
I'm B4 and I'll make you sore
I'm B5, I'll make you feel alive
I'm B6, I pick up sticks
I'm B7, I'll take you to heaven
I'm B8, and I am great
I'm B9, and I'm so fine
I'm B10, I remember when
I'm B11, I'm in love with B7
I'm B12, and we're Boyz 12
See upcoming pop shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists
You might also like
But Daddy I Love Him
Taylor Swift
So Long, London
Taylor Swift
THE HEART PART 6
Drake
[Chorus: All]
Girl, you need a shot of B12
You know you do
Rollcall
 
[Verse 3]
Barry
Georgie
Toshi
TJ
Parker
Steve
Snot
V-V-V-V-Victor
Abraham
Borris
Abraham H
And Constantine
 
[Chorus: All]
Girl, you need a shot of B12
Let's hear about the boys
 
[Verse 4]
Fat boy
Bad boy
Japanese
My sister died
I'm sweet
I can sing
Gorgeous
I'm B8, I've got the penis of a man
My parents got divorced
Hypoglycemic
I'm grumpy
I'm sleepy, and together we are Boyz 12
[Chorus: All]
Girl, you need a shot of B12
You know you do
Girl, you want a shot of Boyz 12
It's overdue </h1>
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[[File:Girl_you_need_a_shot_of_b12.mp3|center|frameless]]
{{Tribute|name=randumbkatt|pronouns=nerp|img=Hiyori ball.png}}
{{Flase}}(no not realy) --------^[[File:Jolly hiyori.jpeg|thumb|the supa dupa ultra galaxy cool hiyori chan the seal|508x508px]]
[[File:Niko cake.webp|left|thumb|my birthday!!!! my birthday with the bastardly cake!!!!|120x120px]]i am the nerpafan tu thousand seven teeeennnn
my rather epoic and awsom tungler '''https://www.tumblr.com/blog/randumbkatt'''
[[User:Randumbkatt/evil|{{Wibble wobble|{{:Niko Cube}}}}]] __TOC__
== '''Weekly Hiyori''' ==
{{WeeklyHiyori}}

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{{:Hiyori Ball Army}}

[[File:Agubeer.png|thumb|296x296px|best brewster in the town babyyyyyyyy]]
hiyohiyorihiyorihiyohiyorihiyorihiyohiyorihiyorihiyori [[File:Jolly hiyori.jpeg|frameless|36x36px]][[File:Jolly hiyori.jpeg|frameless|32x32px]][[File:Distrust.png|frameless|90x90px]] 
{{Wibble wobble|[[File:Distrust.png|frameless|90x90px|link=User:Randumbkatt/Swagger]]}}

i draw seals,, alot,, HASTAGNERPALOVE

[[File:Turd nerpa.jpg|frameless|155x155px]][[File:Gun Item.png|frameless|84x84px|link=User:Randumbkatt/FUCKYOU]] {{Quote|give me 5 million dollar or selse,, |[[the mean one]]}}
{{Wibble wobble|[[File:The elephant stares back.webp|thumb|112x112px]]}}

== <small><small><small>(serverely outdated)</small></small></small> pages i legally own: ==
[[File:Hiyo lookin cool.jpg|thumb|385x385px|quite awsome honestly]]

=== hiyoe chan ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 ===
[[Template:WeeklyHiyori|Weekly Hiyori]]

[[Baked Hiyoe and Sober Hiyoe]]

[[Hiyoe dance club]]

[[Template:Hiyori Award|Hiyori Award]]

[[Hiyori's beautiful flowa|hiyori's beutiful flowa]] (my firs evar page hooip ray!!!!, to this day there's still no good ending, eternal doom,,,,,,,)

[[Wicked and Evil Hiyoe]]

=== okin[[File:Thesaddestlittleokin.png|frameless|57x57px]] ===
[[Despite all my rage I'm still just an okiny laes]]

[[Ugly little Niko]]

[[Pretty little Okin]]

[[You encountered a wild nerpa]]

[[Niko infestation|dastardly niko infestation]]

[[niko's theories]]

[[tomaco]]
[[File:OkinVSNiKo gameplay1.png|thumb|194x194px]]

=== NIKO SAGA CORP ===
[[Okin Obby]]

[[Okin VS Niko FOUR]]

[[NIKO SAGA corp]]

=== Frankfurt ===
[[Yo Furt|Yofurt]]

[[BombFurt|Bombfurt]]

[[Melon Frankfurt|Melonfurt]]

=== extras ===
[[Stupert]]

[[the beggars]] 💔

[[Smartnerpa1234]]

[[Kill the Priest|kill the priest]]
{{Wibble wobble|[[File:The elephant stares back.webp|frameless|77x77px]]}}

[[File:The gorilla stares back.webp|thumb]]
[[CANNIBALISM|cannibalism]]

[[family picnic]]

[[mother's day]]

[[Picky Fatty]]

[[PHD certificate|phocidae certificate]]

== pages i illegally own: ==
[[The War of Seals and Horses|The War of Seals and Horse]]

[[Orange juice]]

[[The entire fucking house]]

[[Basketbaikal]]

[[Hey anyone wanna play Tic Tac Toe before I go to wake]]

aka pages i edit so much i pretty much just own it


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[[File:Bit tipsy.png|thumb|231x231px|HIYORI BREWSTER IS DA NUMBER 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIYORI BREWSTER SUPER COOL AND AWSOME]]
<div id="burpa">[[File:Burpaenterprise.png|center|frameless|500px]]one of the regular customers of famous popular brester hiyo chan [[Burpa]]
</div>love hiyori love hiyori i loveeee hiyori the seal shes too cool to b even [[Real or fake?|real]][[File:Jolly hiyori.jpeg|frameless|81x81px]][[File:Distrust.png|frameless|168x168px]] 

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== '''{{flase}} yuri section''' ==

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[[File:WHERE DID THE HIYORI AND KYORO GO.gif|left|thumb|WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE HIYORI AND KYORO NOOOOOO]]
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remember to compress gif correctly guys [[The beggars|💔💔]]
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== '''{{ture}} yuri section''' ==
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[[File:Hiyori and kyoro kissing.gif|center|thumb|320x320px|yayyyy]]</div>

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[[User:Randumbkatt/evil|Just so..NERPY!]]

==Get your swaggy up==
[[File:Get your swaggy up.png|center|thumb|521x521px|superior swag]]
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== Hiyoe dance club ==
{{:Hiyoe dance club}}

== Hiyoripad ==
{{:Hiyoripad}}
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File:BASIC HIYORI CARD.jpeg|link=You encountered a wild nerpa|Click me! [[File:Hiyo bite hose.jpg|frameless|41x41px]]
</gallery>[[File:Thesaddestokinface.png|frameless|152x152px]]please dont [[User:Randumbkatt/Haunted|click]]!i will die!!
{{Distinguish|Damn seal|'''THIS SEAL WILL DIE'''}}

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== beer ==
{{:Baked Hiyoe and Sober Hiyoe}}
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{{clear}} '''what the swag..'''

[[Category:Pages with Hiyori Award]]
{{Hiyori Award}}
[[Category:Articles with wrong statements]]
[[Category:Hiyori]]
[[Category:Yuri powers]]
[[Category:‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎  ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ]]
[[Category:‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎  ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ]]
[[Category:Ponsuke's smiles and Niko with pipis]]
[[Category:Agu, Hiyori, Mizore, and Yuki]]
[[Category:Kucha and Kroshik, they're all so surreal]]
[[Category:These are a few of my favourite seals]]
[[Category:Feeding my chomby and making some berries]]
[[Category:Cruising Lake Baikal (it seems pretty scary)]]
[[Category:Nerpies and Baikals hit right in the feels]]
[[Category:Cause they're a few of my favourite seals]]
[[Category:Walruses, crabeaters, sea lions slippin']]
[[Category:Harpies and hoodeds and leopards and ribbons]]
[[Category:Spotteds and ringeds, they all make me squeal]]
[[Category:These are a few of my favourite seals]]
[[Category:I must confess]]
[[Category:They're okinesque]]
[[Category:With their gasoline]]
[[Category:We love and we cherish our favourite seals]]
[[Category:While we somehow act so mean...]]
[[Category:‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎  ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ]]
[[Category:‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎  ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ]]