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== Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB ==
== Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB ==
+{{Dia|Makima|Welcome to your new job, Denji!}}{{Dia|Denji|i didnt tell you my name}}{{Dia|Makima|you've told me your name like 14 times during the car ride here}}{{Dia|Denji|oh}}{{Dia|Makima|now. it's time for your first mission...You'll be paired up with someone.}}{{Dia|Denji|oh my god i hope its a woman}}{{Dia|Makima|Denji...meet...Aki.}}{{Dia|Aki|Hello.}}
+
+== Chapter 7: The Shortest chapter ever ==
+{{Dia|Denji|DAMNIT}}
+
+== Chapter 8: Denji and Aki sitting in a tree k i s s s i m g o p q e u r d a j d hf f fdijdoifj soeejdjawidjiojqIO JDOAJSPJD O ==
+{{Dia|Denji|hey aki}}{{Dia|Denji|my dude}}{{Dia|Denji|my bro}}{{Dia|Denji|my joseph}}{{Dia|Denji|my brah}}{{Dia|Denji|hahah lol bra}}{{Dia|Denji|anyways why did you take us to an alleyway}}{{Dia|Aki|Listen you blonde haired mother fucker, I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing coming in here and getting all weird with Makima like that, but I'm getting serious fucking bad vibes from you. Like you mean trouble. If you fuck this up for me, then I will personally seek to making your life a living hell.}}{{Dia|Denji|wowie, looks like SOMEONE got up on the WRONG SIDE OF THE BED!!!}}{{Dia|Aki|oh my fucking god,}}
+ and then they kill the devil
+{{Dia|Aki|oh hey you were genuinely competent. good job.}}{{Dia|Aki|hey fun fact did you know makima forced me to have you live at my house. i was going to kill you when we got there but honestly since you killed that devil pretty nicely i think i wont do that}}{{Dia|Denji|women,}}
+== Chapter 9: Meet the Devil Hunters....starring... ==
+{{Dia|Makima|nicely done on your first mission, Denji. I think it's time to meet the rest of the people you'll be working with.}}
+{{Dia|Makima|this is Captain Kishibe.}}{{Dia|Kishibe|Hello, I-}}{{Dia|Makima|Shut up. This is Kobeni}}{{Dia|Kobeni|AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHAUSDHGHGRFEUGHDFUBGHK RFEG8RGH 23HR2 OHU23H2KJHK HAJHEG89R5GH3489TYH34895T2894Y284YH3ONF DLJKHDKLJVH JFH DKJGHDKFGH KDFGDJFGNDF}}{{Dia|Makima|thats her way of saying hi}}{{Dia|Kobeni|I BURNED MY HAND MAKING COFFEE}}{{Dia|Makima|thats ok}}{{Dia|Makima|anyways this is himeno}}{{Dia|Himeno|Hey!!! What's up guys! It's me!! Himeno!!! Badda Bing Badda Boom yknow???}}{{Dia|Makima|And finally, this is the next person you'll be on a mission with. Her name is Power}}{{Dia|Power|GRAAH!! WHY DID YOU PAIR ME UP WITH SUCH A USELESS HUMAN!}}{{Dia|Denji|but i-}}{{Dia|Makima|off you go, you two.}}
+
+== Chapter 10: Super Mario Kill Toe Jammer from My Singing Monsters ==
+{{Dia|Mario|Luigi, look!}}{{Dia|Mario|It's from Toe Jammer!}}{{Dia|Mario|Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Makima and I have successfully taken over all 6 of your Luigi Mansions. I dare you to kill us if you can!}}{{Dia|Mario|We gotta save the Luigi Mansion!}}{{Dia|Luigi|And YOU gotta help us!}}{{Dia|Denji|[[Team Fortress 2|TF]] am i supposed to do}}{{Dia|Luigi|Idk...}}{{Dia|Power|Let's kill these plumber fucks}}{{Dia|Denji|OK!}}{{Dia|Luigi|Mama Mia!}}
+
+== Chapter 10: Mario and Luigi are Dead ==
+{{Dia|Denji|I can't believe Mario & Luigi are dead}}{{Dia|Power|I am power from chainsaw man}}
+
+== Family Guy ==
+{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Denji|I DONT LIKE FAMILYGUY}}{{Dia|Luigi|Why}}{{Dia|Denji|Measnpritied, have Unfunyn humor, and is not for kids!}}