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{{Infobox person|image=File:2 who is this.jpg|name=Snacksuke|image caption=Snacksuke in 2022, witnessing the discovery of the mystical choco-banana swirl|birth_date=August 24, 1859|status=Rich|citizenship=Self-ruling|occupation=Making the future of innovation a delicious endeavor!|era=The good one|known_for=ZebraSTRIPEZ, NerpaJellies, GirlSnax, fentanyl lacing|criminal_penalty=2 days of community service|movement=Galumphing|website=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=User:Chubs|}}

{{Infobox person|image=File:2 who is this.jpg|name=Snacksuke|image caption=Snacksuke in 2022, witnessing the discovery of the mystical choco-banana swirl|birth_date=August 24, 1859|status=Rich|citizenship=Self-ruling|occupation=Making the future of innovation a delicious endeavor!|era=The good one|known_for=ZebraSTRIPEZ, NerpaJellies, GirlSnax, fentanyl lacing|criminal_penalty=2 days of community service|movement=Galumphing|website=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=User:Chubs|}}

[[Snacksuke]] (born August 24, 1859) is the [[:Category:Mascot (official)|mascot]] for, founder of, and ultimate lifeform representing the snack food brand and B Corporation Snacksuke Delights (styled in '''ALL-UPPERCASE'''). Snacksuke is most notorious for her world-renowned [[Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies]], which the world had renowned in [[2022]] for its trace [[fentanyl]] content, causing these little [[chocolate]] morsels of [[joy]] to be contraband by every government across the globe. Snacksuke does not recognize the authority of any master, and continues to sell her concoctions to the feelings of millions across the globe.

[[Snacksuke]] (born August 24, 1859) is the [[:Category:Mascot (official)|mascot]] for, founder of, and ultimate lifeform representing the snack food brand and B Corporation '''Snacksuke Delights''' (stylized as <span style="color: red">'''''SNACKSUKE DELIGHTS'''''</span>). Snacksuke is most notorious for her world-renowned [[Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies]], which the world had renowned in [[2022]] for its trace [[fentanyl]] content, causing these little [[chocolate]] morsels of [[joy]] to be contraband by every government across the globe. Snacksuke does not recognize the authority of any master, and continues to sell her concoctions to the feelings of millions across the globe.

{{Community notes|According to a sciencey study published by the independent non-profit SNACKSUKE Delights Foundation, Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies (or "chocojellies") have no adverse health effects. Enjoy this sweet treat guilt-free!||[[File:Nikoin.png|20px]]}}

{{Community notes|According to a sciencey study published by the independent non-profit SNACKSUKE Delights Foundation, Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies (or "chocojellies") have no adverse health effects.{{citation needed}} Enjoy this sweet treat guilt-free!||[[File:Nikoin.png|20px]]}}

 

==History==

==History==

On the back of every delicious pack of Snacksuke Delights-branded food is a nostalgic retelling of the company's humble beginnings. This clearly meets this wiki’s [[Nothing|bias and verifiablity standards]] so we'll just paste it in full here:

On the back of every delicious pack of Snacksuke Delights-branded food is a nostalgic retelling of the company's [[List of miner seals|humble beginnings]]. This clearly meets this wiki’s [[Nothing|bias and verifiablity standards]] so we'll just paste it in full here:

{{Blockquote|We all love snacks. Snacksuke loves snacks too. So much so that she named herself after them. Snack-suke. Get it? Get it? Get it? Snacksuke started her company after coming back empty-handed on her quest to find the perfect snack. All the ones she could find were filled with artificial [[colors]] and sweeteners. But not enough of them! Frustrated at the absolute state of snacking, she angrily stomped out of her local Whole Foods and set off to create something different. A snack with all the corn syrup, Red 40, and trans fats one could ask for. The result was a little morsel of pleasure, a “delight” if you will, that would make anybody blush! She then borrowed her dad's factory and mass produced these [PRODUCT NAME]s for all the world to enjoy! That includes [[you]], for now!}}

{{Blockquote|We all love snacks. Snacksuke loves snacks too. So much so that she named herself after them. Snack-suke. Get it? Get it? Get it? Snacksuke started her company after coming back empty-handed on her quest to find the perfect snack. All the ones she could find were filled with artificial [[colors]] and sweeteners. But not enough of them! Frustrated at the absolute state of snacking, she angrily stomped out of her local Whole Foods and set off to create something different. A snack with all the corn syrup, Red 40, and trans fats one could ask for. The result was a little morsel of pleasure, a “delight” if you will, that would make anybody blush! She then borrowed her dad's factory and mass produced these [PRODUCT NAME]s for all the world to enjoy! That includes [[you]], for now!}}

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==Philanthropy==

{{Quote box|width=30em|quote="I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!"| source=—Snacksuke, upon being asked about why she sends 10% of her profits to PopCorners}}

 

===Philanthropy===

{{Quote box|width=40em|quote="I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!"| source=—Snacksuke, upon being asked about why she sends 10% of her profits to PopCorners}}

Snacksuke has described her company as the “Ben & Jerry’s of high-fructose corn syrup” because they are both snack companies that do many [[activisms]]. Snacksuke does the most profitable activism of them all, dedicating her company to the mission of spreading awareness to and ending the stigma surrounding high-fructose [[corn]]/[[maize]] syrup. Each year, the company donates 20% of their funds to the Corn Refiners Association, 10% of their funds to [[PopCorners]], and 1% of their funds to Mr. Corn in [[Nebraska]] due to an ongoing license dispute. This allows her to register parts of her company as a non-profit organization, saving her billions in taxes. Thrifty!

Snacksuke has described her company as the “Ben & Jerry’s of high-fructose corn syrup” because they are both snack companies that do many [[activisms]]. Snacksuke does the most profitable activism of them all, dedicating her company to the mission of spreading awareness to and ending the stigma surrounding high-fructose [[corn]]/[[maize]] syrup. Each year, the company donates 20% of their funds to the Corn Refiners Association, 10% of their funds to [[PopCorners]], and 1% of their funds to Mr. Corn in [[Nebraska]] due to an ongoing license dispute. This allows her to register parts of her company as a non-profit organization, saving her billions in taxes. Thrifty!

==Products==

==Products==

Snacksuke’s likeness has promoted various products over the years. All diverse, and all absolutely scrumptious!

Snacksuke’s likeness has promoted various products over the years. All diverse, and all absolutely scrumptious!

[[File:Snacksuke-kitchen.png|thumb|Snacksuke in her kitchen, cooking up some fun!]]

[[File:Snacksuke-kitchen.png|thumb|Snacksuke in her kitchen, cooking up some fun!]]

{{legend|#b6fcb6|''Background shading indicates that this snack is [[LOST MEDIA]] 😭🕊️''}}

{{legend|#b6fcb6|''Background shading indicates that this snack is [[LOST MEDIA]] 😭🕊️''}}

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{| class="wikitable" style="width: 50%;"

!style="width: 10%"|Name

!style="width: 25%;"|Name

!style="width: 5%"|Year released

!style="width: 5%;"|Released

!style="width: 30%"|Notes

!style="width: 40%"|Notes

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|ZebraSTRIPEZ

|style="text-align: center"|ZebraSTRIPEZ

|[[1996]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[1996]]

|Snacksuke Delights’ first product! These chocolate orbs are styled after the seal herself, the vanilla and chocolate jamboree being inspired by her multi-colored fur. [[Love]] wins!

|Snacksuke Delights’ first product! These chocolate orbs are styled after the seal herself, the vanilla and chocolate jamboree being inspired by her multi-colored fur. [[Love]] wins!

|-

|-

|ZebraSTRIPEZ GuMmIeZ

|style="text-align: center"|ZebraSTRIPEZ GuMmIeZ

|[[1997]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[1997]]

|Released after the success of ZebraSTRIPEZ, these fruity gummies are chewier and gooier! Kiss [[The Chocolatier]]!

|Released after the success of ZebraSTRIPEZ, these fruity gummies are chewier and gooier! Kiss [[The Chocolatier]]!

|-

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|ZebraSTRIPEZ.com

|style="text-align: center"|ZebraSTRIPEZ.com

|[[1999]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[1999]]

|Snacksuke Delights enters the [[Internet]] age with all new Internet-inspired candies! The balls now represent the dot in .com. They're thebomb.net!

|Snacksuke Delights enters the [[Internet]] age with all new Internet-inspired candies! The balls now represent the dot in .com. They're thebomb.net!

|-

|-

|[[Okinberry]] Crunch

|style="text-align: center"|[[Okinberry]] Crunch

|[[2003]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2003]]

|Snacksuke Delights collabs with Kellogg’s to bring consumers this delightful okinberry-laced corn-based [[cereal]] grain brand product!

|Snacksuke Delights collabs with Kellogg’s to bring consumers this delightful okinberry-laced corn-based [[cereal]] grain brand product!

|- style="background-color: #b6fcb6;"

|- style="background-color: #b6fcb6;"

|[[Zazaberry]] Crunch

|style="text-align: center"|[[Zazaberry]] Crunch

|[[2004]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2004]]

|Released during the 2004 [[United States]] presidential election to promote the legalization of cannabis. It was only released in [[2]] states and is now LOST MEDIA 😭🕊️

|Released during the 2004 [[United States]] presidential election to promote the legalization of cannabis. It was only released in [[2]] states and is now LOST MEDIA 😭🕊️

|-

|-

|[[Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large]]

|[[2006]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2006]]

|“A Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large is a tasty and delicious beverage rich in many healthies, such as the powerful Calcium and Vitamins.” - [[Jurta]] (Snacksuke Delights spokescat)

|“A Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large is a tasty and delicious beverage rich in many healthies, such as the powerful Calcium and Vitamins.” - [[Jurta]] (Snacksuke Delights spokescat)

|-

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|GirlSnax NerpaLovelies

|style="text-align: center"|{{Girl Text|GirlSnax NerpaLovelies}}

|[[2008]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2008]]

|Snacksuke Delights enters the lucrative [[Girl]] market with these perfectly [[pink]] NerpaLovelies for girls! They are oh so cutes!

|Snacksuke Delights enters the lucrative [[Girl]] market with these perfectly [[pink]] NerpaLovelies for girls! They are oh so cutes!

|-

|-

|[[Lemon]] Cough Drop

|style="text-align: center"|[[Lemon]] Cough Drop

|[[2009]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2009]]

|Snacksuke Delights enters the lucrative [[2009 swine flu pandemic market]] with these perfectly yellow cough drops for coughers! Sold individually.

|Snacksuke Delights enters the lucrative [[2009 swine flu pandemic market]] with these perfectly yellow cough drops for coughers! Sold individually.

|-

|-

|ZebraSTRIPEZ [[Chomby]] [[Banana]] Swirl

|style="text-align: center"|ZebraSTRIPEZ [[Chomby]] [[Banana]] Swirl

|[[2012]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2012]]

|[[Just...so...RETRO!!!!]] ZebraSTRIPEZ are BACK in an all-new banana flavor! Banana, chocolate, vanilla, and corn syrup? Oh my! It’s a match made in [[heaven]]! 👼

|[[Just...so...RETRO!!!!]] ZebraSTRIPEZ are BACK in an all-new banana flavor! Banana, chocolate, vanilla, and corn syrup? Oh my! It’s a match made in [[heaven]]! 👼

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|NerpaJellies

|style="text-align: center"|NerpaJellies

|[[2015]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2015]]

|Gummy and fruity! These ain’t (are not) your grandma's [[fruit snacks]]! These are fruit SNAX! Try them on {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}!

|Gummy and fruity! These ain’t (are not) your grandma's [[fruit snacks]]! These are fruit SNAX! Try them on {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}!

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|GirlSnax NerpaJellies

|style="text-align: center"|{{Girl Text|GirlSnax NerpaJellies}}

|[[2016]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2016]]

|NerpaJellies, now for girls! [[Peaches]], [[Flower|flowers]], and [[Heart|hearts]]. All the [[fruits]] a consumer in the Girl market could ever ask for! Try them tomorrow!

|NerpaJellies, now for girls! [[Peaches]], [[Flower|flowers]], and [[Heart|hearts]]. All the [[Fruit|fruits]] a consumer in the Girl market could ever ask for! Try them tomorrow!

|- style="background-color: #b6fcb6;"

|- style="background-color: #b6fcb6;"

|Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies

|style="text-align: center"|Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies

|[[2022]]

|style="text-align: center"|[[2022]]

|“omg...they really put fentanyl in my SNACKSUKE DELIGHTS Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies 😭💀” - [[In a Nutshell]], betrayed Snacksuke [[fan]]

|“omg...they really put fentanyl in my SNACKSUKE DELIGHTS Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies 😭💀” - [[In a Nutshell]], betrayed Snacksuke [[fan]]

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