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{{Infobox person|image=File:2 who is this.jpg|name=Snacksuke|image caption=Snacksuke in 2022, witnessing the discovery of the mystical choco-banana swirl|birth_date=August 24, 1859|status=Rich|citizenship=Self-ruling|occupation=Making the future of innovation a delicious endeavor!|era=The good one|known_for=ZebraSTRIPEZ, NerpaJellies, GirlSnax, fentanyl lacing|criminal_penalty=2 days of community service|movement=Galumphing|website=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=User:Chubs|}}
{{Infobox person|image=File:2 who is this.jpg|name=Snacksuke|image caption=Snacksuke in 2022, witnessing the discovery of the mystical choco-banana swirl|birth_date=August 24, 1859|status=Rich|citizenship=Self-ruling|occupation=Making the future of innovation a delicious endeavor!|era=The good one|known_for=ZebraSTRIPEZ, NerpaJellies, GirlSnax, fentanyl lacing|criminal_penalty=2 days of community service|movement=Galumphing|website=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=User:Chubs|}}
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[[Snacksuke]] (born August 24, 1859) is the [[:Category:Mascot (official)|mascot]] for, founder of, and ultimate lifeform representing the snack food brand and B Corporation Snacksuke Delights (styled in '''ALL-UPPERCASE'''). Snacksuke is most notorious for her world-renowned [[Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies]], which the world had renowned in [[2022]] for its trace [[fentanyl]] content, causing these little [[chocolate]] morsels of [[joy]] to be contraband by every government across the globe. Snacksuke does not recognize the authority of any master, and continues to sell her concoctions to the feelings of millions across the globe.
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[[Snacksuke]] (born August 24, 1859) is the [[:Category:Mascot (official)|mascot]] for, founder of, and ultimate lifeform representing the snack food brand and B Corporation '''Snacksuke Delights''' (stylized as <span style="color: red">'''''SNACKSUKE DELIGHTS'''''</span>). Snacksuke is most notorious for her world-renowned [[Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies]], which the world had renowned in [[2022]] for its trace [[fentanyl]] content, causing these little [[chocolate]] morsels of [[joy]] to be contraband by every government across the globe. Snacksuke does not recognize the authority of any master, and continues to sell her concoctions to the feelings of millions across the globe.
{{Community notes|According to a sciencey study published by the independent non-profit SNACKSUKE Delights Foundation, Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies (or "chocojellies") have no adverse health effects.{{citation needed}} Enjoy this sweet treat guilt-free!||[[File:Nikoin.png|20px]]}}
{{Community notes|According to a sciencey study published by the independent non-profit SNACKSUKE Delights Foundation, Chocolate-Flavor NerpaJellies (or "chocojellies") have no adverse health effects.{{citation needed}} Enjoy this sweet treat guilt-free!||[[File:Nikoin.png|20px]]}}
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{{Quote box|width=40em|quote="I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!"| source=—Snacksuke, upon being asked about why she sends 10% of her profits to PopCorners}}
{{Quote box|width=40em|quote="I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!"| source=—Snacksuke, upon being asked about why she sends 10% of her profits to PopCorners}}
Snacksuke has described her company as the “Ben & Jerry’s of high-fructose corn syrup” because they are both snack companies that do many [[activisms]]. Snacksuke does the most profitable activism of them all, dedicating her company to the mission of spreading awareness to and ending the stigma surrounding high-fructose [[corn]]/[[maize]] syrup. Each year, the company donates 20% of their funds to the Corn Refiners Association, 10% of their funds to [[PopCorners]], and 1% of their funds to Mr. Corn in [[Nebraska]] due to an ongoing license dispute. This allows her to register parts of her company as a non-profit organization, saving her billions in taxes. Thrifty!
Snacksuke has described her company as the “Ben & Jerry’s of high-fructose corn syrup” because they are both snack companies that do many [[activisms]]. Snacksuke does the most profitable activism of them all, dedicating her company to the mission of spreading awareness to and ending the stigma surrounding high-fructose [[corn]]/[[maize]] syrup. Each year, the company donates 20% of their funds to the Corn Refiners Association, 10% of their funds to [[PopCorners]], and 1% of their funds to Mr. Corn in [[Nebraska]] due to an ongoing license dispute. This allows her to register parts of her company as a non-profit organization, saving her billions in taxes. Thrifty!
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===Phil and trophy===
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[[File:Dr-phil.jpeg|200px]][[File:Assist Trophy.png|200px]]
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==Awards==
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Through Snacksuke's extended career, she's managed to attain a plethora of awards for her unbeatable ability to craft the most delicious snacks!
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[[File:Awards Show.png|thumb|Snacksuke, so humble and sweet, receiving an award for being so great.]]
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* '''The [[The Fromager]] "Cheesed to Meet'cha" Specialty Award For Companies That Pay The Cheese Tax''': The Fromager has given Snacksuke his blessing of cheesy goodness and gooiness and goudaness! May this collaboration continue to make strides in the [[Desert World|snack world]]!<ref>This is actually a Patreon tier</ref>
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* '''[[Okinchester]] "We Got Him To Eat Something" Award''': Yup. It's [[List of official|official]]. We got the beloved Okinchester to support our brand. If you're not already on [[board]], why wait any longer? If Okinchester loves it, you love it too!<ref>We gave him a bag of chestnuts and he seemed to enjoy them enough to say something good about our brand</ref>
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* '''[[Snacksuke|Snacksuke's]] Bachelor Degree'''
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* '''A Knuckle Sandwich'''
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* '''A Bottle Cap'''<ref>The Snapple Fact said [https://discord.com/channels/1011458414892814428/1011462042751877170/1089575734990868640 this]</ref>
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* '''Phil and Trophy''':
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* '''Fill and Trophy''': Ain't no filler about it! Snacksuke is not only gifted in the realm of confectionaries, but she also has a knack for music! This award was given to us because Snacksuke played the greatest drum solo of all time!<ref>Award for having the most artificial fillings in any treat</ref>
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* '''[[Reddit Gold]]'''
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* '''[[Discord Nitro]]'''
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* '''[[Discord Nitro Early Supporter]]'''
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==Products==
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==In popular culture==
==In popular culture==
Snacksuke is so famous, everyone wants to reference her in all their medias!
Snacksuke is so famous, everyone wants to reference her in all their medias!
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* In the season 38 ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode [[Five Nights at Neddy's]], Rod and Tod can be seen playing with a Snacksuke plush.
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* In the season 38 ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode [[Five Nights at Neddy's]], Rod and Todd can be seen playing with a Snacksuke plush.
* Snacksuke Delights is a recurring sponsor of ''[[The Daily Object Show]]'' podcast.
* Snacksuke Delights is a recurring sponsor of ''[[The Daily Object Show]]'' podcast.
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* Snacksuke is the mascot for ''[[The Wiki Camp 2]]''. Well-deserved!
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* Sancksuke makes a cameo in the Federal Bureau of Investigation's National Crime Information Center.
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* Snacksuke is the mascot for ''[[The Wiki Camp 2]]''. Well-deserved!{{Wrong}}
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