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The Animal Kingdom is notable for its glorious invention of predation. While stupid plants and algae make their own food, some wise guy had the bright idea to just eat other things instead. Predation has the advantage of seeing badass [[blood]] and killing. The lowest peasantry of the Animal Kingdom selflessly sacrifice their potential energy to the cake layer above in some sort of scheme. Modern technology cannot easily render triangles on the web, so the dorito above has been stripped to its bare essentials. As shown, the king sits at the very top, reaping the additional benefit of accumulating all sneaky heavy metals and microplastics found in the lower levels.
The Animal Kingdom is notable for its glorious invention of predation. While stupid plants and algae make their own food, some wise guy had the bright idea to just eat other things instead. Predation has the advantage of seeing badass [[blood]] and killing. The lowest peasantry of the Animal Kingdom selflessly sacrifice their potential energy to the cake layer above in some sort of scheme. Modern technology cannot easily render triangles on the web, so the dorito above has been stripped to its bare essentials. As shown, the king sits at the very top, reaping the additional benefit of accumulating all sneaky heavy metals and microplastics found in the lower levels.
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+=== Taboos ===
+Taboos are a set of ''faux pas'' (lit. "fake paws") in a society that get you [[Flonger|cancelled]] for doing. Taboos in the Animal Kingdom include:
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+==== Taxidermy ====
+Taxidermy is the process of stuffing a dead animal silly. Unlike the noble [[teddy bear]], taxidermy aims for [[:File:3Dordle.png|realism]] over stylization. Thus, taxidermy is frowned upon and even [[Blacklist|blacklisted]] due to a lack of [[soul]].
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+==== Murder ====
+In the Animal Kingdom, murder is actually frowned upon, as it goes against the local sacred tenet of "𒁃", which means "to live". Don't get it [[Pearnut whirlish|twisted]] with predation, that's fine.
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+==== 7 ====
+The number 7 is considered unlucky in the Animal Kingdom. This is because if you were rolling 1d10, a 7 is alright enough to make you not want to roll again, but not as good as an 8, 9, or shoot, even a 10.
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== Reference Kingdom ==
== Reference Kingdom ==
<h1 style="display:none;">The Animal Kingdom</h1>
<h1 style="display:none;">The Animal Kingdom</h1>