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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|No other reason.}}
 
{{Dia|PDjuneleno|No other reason.}}
 
{{Dia|PDdoubt|Well it's the team switching challenge... The perfect time for a big change...}}
 
{{Dia|PDdoubt|Well it's the team switching challenge... The perfect time for a big change...}}
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==After the Big Switch==
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Woah! This went so well! Everbody on [[Epic Evil]] was so nice about it!}}
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{{Dia|PDnotimpressed|Except the one who keyed my car.}}
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{{Dia|Noahmad|ill do it again}}
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{{Dia|PDsilly|Whatever! It wasn't really mine anyway, and I can buy a new one with all that money I got!}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|But for now, I should go to [[The Mario Party]].}}
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==Precisely there==
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Now that I'm here and I got stronger ambitions, what was it I needed to remember?}}
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{{Dia|PDdoubt|Very strange... I'm sure it was important. Something like...}}
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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|...this.}}
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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|Holy shit my eyes are glowing. How am I doing that.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|(He seems to be remembering. We should appear soon or it's going to be [[awkward]].)}}
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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|WHO JUST SPOKE}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|It is us. Do you remember?}}
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{{Dia|PDangry|Oh [[hell]] no. I was doing fine not remembering you two.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|It was bound to happen anyway. Now that you are on a political party with strong ambitions, your powers should have grown. Care to try?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Well I like being powerful so I might as well do it. Let's see.}}
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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|Yup I can see cyan, that's for sure.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Anything else?}}
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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|Yes actually. I can see a path. Like it's telling me to go somewhere.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|And where would that be?}}
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{{Dia|PDsad|Very far I'm afraid. My legs will get tired.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Didn't you mention a car earlier? We could use it.}}
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{{Dia|PDsad|I guess, but it was keyed so now it's uncool.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Don't let that defeat you. With more ambitions, you could get powers that can fix it.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Amazing! Well let's get to it then!}}
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==During the car ride==
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|My name is Push Dagger btw, since you didn't ask. My pronouns are he/they but the singular they gets confusing when there are multiple people around, so most people just use he.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Our pronouns are the plural they. Because we are [[two]] people.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Oh yeah I've been meaning to ask, who's June and who's Leno?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Would it change anything?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Not really, but I'd want to know your pronouns if I ever had to speak to only one of you.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|This will never happen. We are always together, like one entity. You may only refer to us as the both of us.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Oh sure ok.}}
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==Still in the car, but after some awkward minutes of silence==
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{{Dia|PDangry|We've been driving in a straight line in this desert for a while now. This is taking forever! Who cares if I go over the speed limit? There's no one here!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Don't do that. Speed limits exist for a reason, even in the desert.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Yeah you're right, that would be pretty irresponsible.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Indeed. But also one of us is deeply scared of high speeds.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Awww. [[Poor Leno]].}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We are not sure why you would directly assume we were talking about Leno. But you are correct. It just goes so [[fast]].}}
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==Even later==
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We heard you say this car wasn't yours. What did you mean by that?}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Oh, that! I stole it.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|...huh?}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah it was a long time ago. But it was abandoned, so I figured that's ok. I even wrote a song about it!}}
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{{Dia|PDsilly|[[File:Push Dagger Stolen Car OFFICIAL.mp3|frameless]]}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|That was horrible. Where did you even get that [[pan flute]] from? Don't do that ever again.}}
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{{Dia|PDsad|Oh...}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Why don't we turn on the radio instead?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Sure, go ahead.}}
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{{Dia|Joachim Witt|Hey, hey, hey, ich war der goldene Reiter}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Oh yeah, the radio does this weird thing where it only airs german songs.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Really? That's weird. But a perfect occasion to learn about other cultures.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah, I like this one!}}
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{{Dia|Joachim Witt|Doch dann fiel ich ab, ja, dann fiel ich ab}}
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==Finally to the place==
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{{Dia|PDtired|FINALLY! I'm so tired. Driving is so hard when you don't have a license.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We are not going to ask any questions about this.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Ah, look! There's a weird orb thingy!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|And it's cyan as well. This could be a lot of things, better be careful...}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|I just absorbed it.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|WHAT}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT}}
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{{Dia|PDangry|Well I wasn't going to just leave it there!}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Also, look around. We're back at the Wiki Camp grounds!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Oh, we actually are. Even your car is here. So it just... Teleported us back? What a waste of time.}}
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{{Dia|PDnotimpressed|You don't seem to know too much about your own powers. That's worrying.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|The powers change depending on the person. But are you saying you teleported us?}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Yeah! I guess the orb was a new power or something, we can teleport now! I was worried about missing some camp stuff, now I know we can come back anytime! What a relief!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Interesting. You worries about it is probably the reason you got this specific power.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|It needs to charge before I can use it again though.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Makes sense, you're still a bit weak. We believe that if you get more powerful, eventually you won't need to charge it at all. By the way, where are we specifically?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Kinda close to the [[Epic Evil]] headquarters. We should leave before it gets awkward. Also I can see [[Noah]] looking at my car menacingly.}}
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{{Dia|Noahmad| }}
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==Back at The Mario Party==
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Right, the car should be safe in this super secret parking lot. So what's next?}}
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{{Dia|WikiCamp2Cyan|hey guess what nerds}}
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{{Dia|WikiCamp2|}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Huh? What was that?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|That was the logo of [[The Wiki Camp 2]]. Don't you know?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We thought it was cyan?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Yeah, it was for a time. But it's back to its original form now.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Impossible... We came to this universe specifically because of how cyan it was. Maybe we should've looked for a better one.}}
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{{Dia|PDangry|Rude.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|How did that even happen?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Changes like that can happen at the [[Board of Shareholders]]. Our very serious meetings can have some funny effects around here.}}
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{{Dia|PDsilly|For example, last time I got a lot of money! I'm gonna use it responsibly!}}
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{{Dia|PDevil|...by gambling.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We can't believe it. How are we supposed to understand our powers and get stronger if we keep falling into stupid universes?}}
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{{Dia|PDdoubt|...What?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Look, we're gonna be honest here. We're still very weak. We're the weakest of all cyan fairies. All the others have fantastic powers that they've gathered over centuries of adventures with powerful hosts. Ever since we started our journey, all we've done is wasting so much time. None of our bearers were good enough. This is pointless.}}
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{{Dia|PDangry|Hey.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|How long does a push dagger even live?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Huh? Uh... I guess I live forever. Unless I get killed or something.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Please don't try to kill me.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|FOREVER?? No... We can't be trapped like that.}}
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{{Dia|PDangry|What's the big deal? If you don't like me you can just find someone else.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|You don't understand. You are our host, we can't just leave! We have to stick by you until the end.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Doesn't sound like it's my problem.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|What else happens at these meetings?}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Well one time I got a [[teardrop]], I can't wait to find out its worth!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno| }}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|What?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Nothing. We wonder how we could use this board to upgrade your powers.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Well sometimes it does require some thought and strategy. But I'm sure it won't happen anytime soon.}}
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==After the board meeting==
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|You'll never guess what happened. Picture this.}}
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[[File:Cages.png|frameless|1054x1054px]]
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Wow you're really great at picturing.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Thank you. Also what the fuck is happening?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|These meetings are wild. We had to enter cages at our peril, risking elimination in many ways.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Holy shit.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|But we managed to find a strategy that kept us all in! It was tense, but life-changing!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Well we're glad this life or death situation was fun to you.}}
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{{Dia|PDnotimpressed|The three of us can't pretend to know what mortality is like. Drop the attitude.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Anyway, with all this I feel like my powers have grown! I can probably teleport way further now!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Oh! We were not expecting good news. Should we try now?}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Sure! I've always wanted to visit [[France]]! Let's go there!}}
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{{DiaEmpty|TELEPORTATION}}
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==At the [[The Triplet Towers|Triplet Towers]]==
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{{Dia|June & Leno|At the what now?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Huh.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|There you are! Weirdly enough we got teleported in different spots. I was inside the second tower.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Huh? And you're already out? But we ''just'' got here.}}
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{{Dia|PDdoubt|No we didn't? It's been a few minutes.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Anyway! We may not be in France, but I met someone incredible!}}
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{{Dia|Poliwhirl|hi}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Greetings, we are [[June & Leno]], cyan fairies who- wait what do you mean a few minutes?}}
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{{Dia|Poliwhirl|hi i'm poliwhirl would you like to buy my b-}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Well yeah. You mean you weren't here for as long as me?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Interesting... We already weren't teleported to the exact same place, so it's possible we weren't teleported to the exact same time.}}
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{{Dia|Poliwhirl|nice to meet you btw}}
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{{Dia|PDdoubt|What does that mean exactly?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|You were already able to teleport through [[space]]. We believe you are now able to teleport through [[time]].}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Wow! That's amazing! Now that you're saying it, I think we've gone back to [[Challenge 6]]!}}
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{{Dia|Poliwhirl|have i become invisible or something}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|You didn't know you were traveling through time, that would explain the weird landing. Now that you're aware of this, you should be able to do it perfectly.}}
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{{Dia|PDevil|I don't think I need to wait for the next use anymore. That board meeting strenghtened the hell out of me!}}
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{{Dia|Poliwhirl|wtf is that supposed to mean}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|You've gone to the past. Would you like to go to the future?}}
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{{Dia|PDevil|Yeah, let's do this!}}
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{{DiaEmpty|TELEPORTATION}}
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{{Dia|Poliwhirl|freaks}}
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==A mysterious place in the distant future...==
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Where the FUCK are we?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|They just said it was a mysterious place in the distant future. Try to keep up.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Also watch your fucking language.}}
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{{Dia|June|You were right! This really is where it was going to happen.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Just like you were right about when it was going to happen, but we shouldn't be surprised by that anymore.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Woah! Are you cyan fairies as well?}}
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{{Dia|June|Indeed. I see you are a host, it must be quite the adventure.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|It is! Believe it or not, but we come from a different time!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Greetings, it is an honor to meet you. We are [[June & Leno]], and are still trying to figure out our powers.}}
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{{Dia|June|And is this journey working out?}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Well they said I was pointless and a waste of time and also my universe is stupid. So I'm not sure about that.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Right, we suppose we owe you some apologies... We may have been a bit impatient, considering you are our twelfth host yet we are still so weak. Our most sincerest apologies.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|I appreciate that. Apologies accepted.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|So which one of you just spoke right now? It's hard to tell.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We prefer not to be seperated. If one of us speaks, the both of us are.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Interesting. Anyway, it seems you've acquired the power of teleportation, that's really impressive!}}
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{{Dia|June|You mentioned time travel as well. You can't possibly be weak if you can achieve that!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Huh... We guess we really got stronger with this host after all.}}
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{{Dia|June|And this is far from over... You still have many powers to uncover.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|But to travel through space and time as your very first power... It looks like you've discovered your special ones already.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Special ones?}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Cyan fairies, like all fairies, can have many powers. However their special powers are the ones revolving around what they represent.}}
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{{Dia|June|Exactly. There's a fairy for every concept, event, place, anything really. If it exists or has happened, then there's a fairy about it.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Some concepts are so vast that there can be many fairies about it in different ways.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Oh, it's just like how I'm the fairy of the three S! Swords, snakes, and skeletons!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Ah, yes. Somehow we forgot this happened.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|Does that mean there's a fairy of push daggers?}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Yup! I've met her in fact. She's nice but aggressive.}}
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{{Dia|June|You're scared of her because of the way she drives.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|SHE HAS NO REASON TO BREAK ALL THESE SPEED LIMITS}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|But wait, if all of us are fairies then why am I so different from you?}}
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{{Dia|Leno|We are cyan fairies. When we first spawn, we're just tiny magic balls of light.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Like us.}}
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{{Dia|June|But then we grow stronger and we discover what we represent. We then set ourselves a personal mission, and once we achieve it, we finally appear in our true form.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|You said we discovered our special powers. What did you mean by that?}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Isn't it obvious? There's two of you. You used your powers to get to a different ''place'' at another ''time''.}}
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{{Dia|June|You are the cyan fairies of [[space]] and [[time]]. Use these powers wisely.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|That's so cool! No wonder you're always together, you can't separate space and time!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We see... One of us represents space, the other represents time. Yes, that makes sense.}}
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{{Dia|June|I'm glad we could've helped. Now you must decide of a personal mission.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|It can't just be anything. It has to be something you feel strongly about.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|Thank you. We'll think about it.}}
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{{Dia|PDhappy|I can't wait to see your true forms!}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We'll be on our way now. Thank you once again.}}
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{{Dia|June|But of course. It's only natural to help.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Yeah sure no problem.}}
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{{Dia|PDjuneleno|Alright, this time we'll actually go to [[France]]! Bye, guys!}}
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{{DiaEmpty|TELEPORTATION}}
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{{Dia|June|I hope they'll be okay.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Of course they will. We know this better than anyone.}}
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{{Dia|June|We've been traveling through space and time for a while now, but it's not often we get to actually live the same thing twice.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|Yeah... Now that we've had this conversation on both sides my brain feels weird.}}
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{{Dia|June|Me too. The two cyan fairies that helped us discover our special powers... Who could've thought.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|This thing about always acting as one though... That was so weird looking back.}}
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{{Dia|June|When did we drop that again?}}
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{{Dia|Leno|You're asking ''me'' when?}}
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{{Dia|June|Haha, right. Well, we shouldn't stay here any longer.}}
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{{Dia|Leno|On it, June!}}
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{{Dia|June|Let's go, Leno!}}
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==Later, back in Push Dagger's room==
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{{Dia|PDnotimpressed|All these powers and we still couldn't find a single time where France was ever good.}}
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{{Dia|June & Leno|We liked 2007.}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|So have you thought about your mission? I assume you'll both be picking the same one.}}
    
''To be continued...''
 
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