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This is a '''[[List of lists|list]] of [[seals]]''' that are not notable enough to get their own damn page.  
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This is a '''[[List of lists|list]] of [[seals]]''' that are not notable enough to get their own damn page, in no particular order.
    
See also: [[List of miner seals]] or [[List of many seals]].
 
See also: [[List of miner seals]] or [[List of many seals]].
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[[File:Um. whatt?.png|thumb|No comment.]]
 
[[File:Um. whatt?.png|thumb|No comment.]]
 
This '''seal''' has seen '''something''' so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
 
This '''seal''' has seen '''something''' so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
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== Bait seal ==
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[[File:Bait and tackle.png|thumb|I'm easy pickings!]]
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The '''bait seal''' is a common [[lure]] used to [[allure]] [[Drake|unsuspecting game]] into a [[Jigsaw|trap]] most devious. This unique form of hunting makes the bait seal one of the very few predatory seals (most seals only eat the curious green scum that drifts atop waves, or cement). The bait seal is easily disarmed, however, by simply walking under the trap, then quickly stepping back before being caught.
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Bait seals are becoming harder to identify due to [[Poe's Law]].
 
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[[File:Watchmen.png|thumb|He's right behind me, isn't he?]]
 
[[File:Watchmen.png|thumb|He's right behind me, isn't he?]]
 
The '''clueless seal''' is a seal that is being caught unawares.  
 
The '''clueless seal''' is a seal that is being caught unawares.  
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== Cosmic Overdrive ==
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[[File:Instant message.png|thumb|We are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears.]]
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'''Perilous Overdrift''' is a spatial seer. It can channel the sublime undercurrent that belies the cosmos to appear before anything.
 
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[[File:Lazybonestheseal.png|thumb|Meh!]]
 
[[File:Lazybonestheseal.png|thumb|Meh!]]
 
The dreaded '''couch potato''' is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a [[TV]].
 
The dreaded '''couch potato''' is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a [[TV]].
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== Dandelion Lover ==
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[[File:King of Garish Flowers.png|thumb|If I bide my time, a simple puff shall appear...]]
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The '''dandelion lover''' is a seal most captivated by the sudden bloom. The piercing [[yellow]] demarks a precious stem. And here it is I to which is then~
 
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[[File:Galariandarmanitanzenmode.png|thumb|Too hot? Too cold? I'm too much!]]
 
[[File:Galariandarmanitanzenmode.png|thumb|Too hot? Too cold? I'm too much!]]
 
'''Ice and Fire the Seal''' is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
 
'''Ice and Fire the Seal''' is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
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== Iceberg seal ==
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[[File:Bobbing for seals.png|thumb|More than meets the eye...]]
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'''Iceberg seals''' are frigid emissaries of the chilled waves. A naïve observer from above may assume they are rather small and short, but in truth, most of their body is deceptively hidden underwater. [[Iceberg]] seals are a common headache for sailors, as striking them may puncture a [[hole]] into the hulls of their ships.
 
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His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
 
His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
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== Oh... ==
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[[File:Weyed ide.png|thumb|You...]]
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'''Oh...''' that's not... I- ...
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Nahhh. What's that...
 
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== Olympic swimmer ==
 
== Olympic swimmer ==
 
[[File:Olympix.jpg|thumb|Did I qualify yet?]]
 
[[File:Olympix.jpg|thumb|Did I qualify yet?]]
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The '''Olympic swimmer''' is a hard-working seal that wishes to qualify for next year's [[Olympic Games]] in [[Paris]].
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The '''Olympic swimmer''' is a hard-working seal that wishes to qualify for this year's [[Olympic Games]] in [[Paris]]. It bears an uncanny resemblance to [[List of minor seals#Killroy|Killroy]], perhaps indicating an alter-ego?
 
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[[File:Now we wait.png|thumb|This, too, shall pass.]]
 
[[File:Now we wait.png|thumb|This, too, shall pass.]]
 
'''Patience''' is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
 
'''Patience''' is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
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== Peeksy ==
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{{Distinguish|Peking seal}}
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[[File:ICU.png|thumb|What do [[I Spy|I spy]]?]]
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Make no mistake, this is not '''Peaksy''', this is '''Peeksy''', the '''Peekaboo'''. Peeksy is gossiping filth, its own life so dull and uninteresting that it has to insert itself into the business of others. Peeksy knows that it would have its ass handed to it were it to be caught peeping, so it has mastered the art of ''hiddenness''. It is very hard to spot Peeksy, even if it accidentally stepped on a loud [[Stick|twig]] [[Spy|right behind you]].
 
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== Plush seal ==
 
== Plush seal ==
 
[[File:Toydoga.png|thumb|[[File:mama.mp3]]]]
 
[[File:Toydoga.png|thumb|[[File:mama.mp3]]]]
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A '''toy of a seal'''? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
 
A '''toy of a seal'''? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
 
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[[File:Greentea.png|thumb|Stop looking...]]
 
[[File:Greentea.png|thumb|Stop looking...]]
 
The '''seal in green water''' is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating [[amoeba]].
 
The '''seal in green water''' is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating [[amoeba]].
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== Seal the Eel ==
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[[File:Encara Messeal.png|thumb|He's going for goal...!]]
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'''Seal the Eel''' has a hunger for sports. Today, he wishes to play [[football]].
 
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[[File:Sliseal.png|thumb|"Get a load of that guy."]]
 
[[File:Sliseal.png|thumb|"Get a load of that guy."]]
 
The '''sly seal''' is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.  
 
The '''sly seal''' is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.  
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== Society seal ==
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[[File:Society-seal.jpg|thumb|Much to think about!]]
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This seal '''lives in a society.'''
 
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[[File:Spa treatment.png|thumb|Ahhhh, so nice.]]
 
[[File:Spa treatment.png|thumb|Ahhhh, so nice.]]
 
This '''spa seal''' is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
 
This '''spa seal''' is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
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== Spyhopper ==
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[[File:Spyhopped.jpg|thumb|...And here?]]
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This seal is '''spyhopping'''. After noticing the mischievous tactics of its [[orca]] predators, it decided to copy them. Perhaps it's training to get its opponents deceived...?
 
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[[Category:Seals]]
 
[[Category:Seals]]
 
[[Category:Lists]]
 
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[[Category:Pages featuring Olimar and Louie]]
 
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[[Category:Pages where Drake gives a mic check]]
 
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