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This is a '''[[List of lists|list]] of [[seals]]''' that are not notable enough to get their own damn page.
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This is a '''[[List of lists|list]] of [[seals]]''' that are not notable enough to get their own damn page, in no particular order.
See also: [[List of miner seals]] or [[List of many seals]].
See also: [[List of miner seals]] or [[List of many seals]].
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[[File:Um. whatt?.png|thumb|No comment.]]
[[File:Um. whatt?.png|thumb|No comment.]]
This '''seal''' has seen '''something''' so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
This '''seal''' has seen '''something''' so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
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== Bait seal ==
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[[File:Bait and tackle.png|thumb|I'm easy pickings!]]
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The '''bait seal''' is a common [[lure]] used to [[allure]] [[Drake|unsuspecting game]] into a [[Jigsaw|trap]] most devious. This unique form of hunting makes the bait seal one of the very few predatory seals (most seals only eat the curious green scum that drifts atop waves, or cement). The bait seal is easily disarmed, however, by simply walking under the trap, then quickly stepping back before being caught.
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Bait seals are becoming harder to identify due to [[Poe's Law]].
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{{Dia|Louie|Grind into fine shavings, then add syrup, [[Double Cherry|cherries]], and other sweet ingredients of your choosing. Best served cold.}}
{{Dia|Louie|Grind into fine shavings, then add syrup, [[Double Cherry|cherries]], and other sweet ingredients of your choosing. Best served cold.}}
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== Blenny ==
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[[File:Blenny.jpg|thumb|Oh, hi! Welcome to my rock pool!]]
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While many seals prefer the open ocean, the '''blenny''' tends to relax in its humble abode, a '''rock pool'''. However, because its rock pool is close to the ocean, it may occasionally embark on a wonderful vacation.
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== Blizzard seal ==
== Blizzard seal ==
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'''CAKO the seal''' is an edible pastry that merely resembles the outward appearance of a seal. It appears to be the '''true and gruesome''' forme of the user [[User:CAKO|CAKO]].
'''CAKO the seal''' is an edible pastry that merely resembles the outward appearance of a seal. It appears to be the '''true and gruesome''' forme of the user [[User:CAKO|CAKO]].
{{Dia|Louie|Can be eaten raw. Tastes deliciously sweet!}}
{{Dia|Louie|Can be eaten raw. Tastes deliciously sweet!}}
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{{Dia|TheKingOfAllCosmos|The Queen and I once wrapped this CAKO into a [[Royal Present]] for you. Unfortunately, We seemed to have lost it somewhere on [[Earth]]...}}
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{{DiaKing|The Queen and I once wrapped this CAKO into a [[Royal Present]] for you. Unfortunately, We seemed to have lost it somewhere on [[Earth]]...}}
=== CAKO the seal's opinion ===
=== CAKO the seal's opinion ===
I simply don't '''give a [[fuck]]'''...
I simply don't '''give a [[fuck]]'''...
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[[File:Decapito.png|thumb|I seem to have lost my head...]]
[[File:Decapito.png|thumb|I seem to have lost my head...]]
This seal has '''its head detached from its body'''! Despite this, it is able to continue living a normal life. This is one of the unsolved questions in biology.
This seal has '''its head detached from its body'''! Despite this, it is able to continue living a normal life. This is one of the unsolved questions in biology.
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== Chocolate seal ==
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[[File:Lindt baby.jpg|thumb|Yum!]]
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The '''chocolate seal''' is [[Lindt]]'s magnum opus. Only one of these delicate confectioneries has ever been made, at Lindt's homeland of [[Switzerland]].
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== Class bully ==
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[[File:Bullyped.jpg|thumb|Watching a puny little entry? That's cute...]]
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The '''class bully''' is the meanest kid around. He's always going after what it thinks is an easy target. He is currently suspended for two weeks after sabotaging the school wiki.
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== Clay seal ==
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[[File:Clayyy.jpg|thumb|What a nice clay pit to wallow in.]]
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The '''clay seal''' is the [[mud seal]]'s cousin. It spends its day foraging for the finest [[clay]] pits. It may even dine on some fresh clay buried deep underground.
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[[File:Watchmen.png|thumb|He's right behind me, isn't he?]]
[[File:Watchmen.png|thumb|He's right behind me, isn't he?]]
The '''clueless seal''' is a seal that is being caught unawares.
The '''clueless seal''' is a seal that is being caught unawares.
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== Cosmic Overdrive ==
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[[File:Instant message.png|thumb|We are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears.]]
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'''Perilous Overdrift''' is a spatial seer. It can channel the sublime undercurrent that belies the cosmos to appear before anything.
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[[File:Lazybonestheseal.png|thumb|Meh!]]
[[File:Lazybonestheseal.png|thumb|Meh!]]
The dreaded '''couch potato''' is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a [[TV]].
The dreaded '''couch potato''' is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a [[TV]].
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== Dandelion Lover ==
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[[File:King of Garish Flowers.png|thumb|If I bide my time, a simple puff shall appear...]]
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The '''dandelion lover''' is a seal most captivated by the sudden bloom. The piercing [[yellow]] demarks a precious stem. And here it is I to which is then~
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[[File:Sandyghast.png|thumb|...]]
[[File:Sandyghast.png|thumb|...]]
The '''desert seal''' is an apparition or [[mirage]]. Its appearance heralds your demise.
The '''desert seal''' is an apparition or [[mirage]]. Its appearance heralds your demise.
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== Discussions the Seal ==
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[[File:Challenge 7 be like.jpg|thumb|I'm not going to Damn seal! ''You'' are!]]
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'''Brandon''' (left) and '''Landon''' (right) are arch-enemies. Their relationship has been taken to an all-time low due to Landon suggesting that Brandon move to [[Damn seal]].
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'''Half Life 2 the Seal''' sucks.
'''Half Life 2 the Seal''' sucks.
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== Hiking seal ==
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[[File:Hitchhiking.jpg|thumb|Hi, fellow traveller!]]
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The '''hiking seal''' spends its time exploring the unexplored. Its greatest ambitious is to hike the infamous [[Oregon Trail]] in its entirety.
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== Hog seal ==
== Hog seal ==
[[File:Foliage.png|thumb|snrff hngrff]]
[[File:Foliage.png|thumb|snrff hngrff]]
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The '''hog seal''' is a seal that has evolved to fill the niche of a wild boar, snuffling through the undergrowth for truffles and maggots. While most seals are adept swimmers in water, the hog seal excels in mud, though not as well as the [[Mud seal]].
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The '''hog seal''' is a seal that has evolved to fill the niche of a wild [[boar]], snuffling through the undergrowth for truffles and maggots. While most seals are adept swimmers in water, the hog seal excels in mud, though not as well as the [[Mud seal]].
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[[File:Galariandarmanitanzenmode.png|thumb|Too hot? Too cold? I'm too much!]]
[[File:Galariandarmanitanzenmode.png|thumb|Too hot? Too cold? I'm too much!]]
'''Ice and Fire the Seal''' is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
'''Ice and Fire the Seal''' is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
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== Iceberg seal ==
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[[File:Bobbing for seals.png|thumb|More than meets the eye...]]
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'''Iceberg seals''' are frigid emissaries of the chilled waves. A naïve observer from above may assume they are rather small and short, but in truth, most of their body is deceptively hidden underwater. [[Iceberg]] seals are a common headache for sailors, as striking them may puncture a [[hole]] into the hulls of their ships.
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[[File:Dontyaknow.png|thumb|Why, it's quite simple!]]
[[File:Dontyaknow.png|thumb|Why, it's quite simple!]]
The '''informative seal''' is a seal that briefly used the Wiki Camp 2's [[Twitter]]. It seems relatively smart compared to its brethren.
The '''informative seal''' is a seal that briefly used the Wiki Camp 2's [[Twitter]]. It seems relatively smart compared to its brethren.
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== John Sealna ==
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[[File:Are you sure about that.jpg|thumb|Are you sure about that?]]
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'''John Sealna''' is a dreaded [[Professional wrestling|wrestler]]. You can't see him. His time is now.
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[[File:Charma.png|thumb|Hip hip!]]
[[File:Charma.png|thumb|Hip hip!]]
This '''seal is lowkey talented'''. Unabetted by the horrors of tobacco and malnourishment, it is able to achieve its true potential!
This '''seal is lowkey talented'''. Unabetted by the horrors of tobacco and malnourishment, it is able to achieve its true potential!
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== Mega Slug ==
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[[File:MEGA SLUG.jpg|thumb|Hey, don't mind me!]]
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The '''Mega Slug''' is the largest [[slug]] in the world. Its shade of green is rather reminiscent of dark [[gray]].
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His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
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== Oh... ==
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[[File:Weyed ide.png|thumb|You...]]
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'''Oh...''' that's not... I- ...
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Nahhh. What's that...
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[[File:Slushhhh.png|thumb|Brainfreeze!]]
[[File:Slushhhh.png|thumb|Brainfreeze!]]
The '''okinslushy''' is a delectable treat that is filled with slush, an ice-like material. Seals are resistant to the cold, but this one may end up as a caveman-in-icecube.
The '''okinslushy''' is a delectable treat that is filled with slush, an ice-like material. Seals are resistant to the cold, but this one may end up as a caveman-in-icecube.
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== Olympic swimmer ==
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[[File:Olympix.jpg|thumb|Did I qualify yet?]]
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The '''Olympic swimmer''' is a hard-working seal that wishes to qualify for this year's [[Olympic Games]] in [[Paris]]. It bears an uncanny resemblance to [[List of minor seals#Killroy|Killroy]], perhaps indicating an alter-ego?
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[[File:Now we wait.png|thumb|This, too, shall pass.]]
[[File:Now we wait.png|thumb|This, too, shall pass.]]
'''Patience''' is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
'''Patience''' is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
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== Peeksy ==
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{{Distinguish|Peking seal}}
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[[File:ICU.png|thumb|What do [[I Spy|I spy]]?]]
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Make no mistake, this is not '''Peaksy''', this is '''Peeksy''', the '''Peekaboo'''. Peeksy is gossiping filth, its own life so dull and uninteresting that it has to insert itself into the business of others. Peeksy knows that it would have its ass handed to it were it to be caught peeping, so it has mastered the art of ''hiddenness''. It is very hard to spot Peeksy, even if it accidentally stepped on a loud [[Stick|twig]] [[Spy|right behind you]].
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== Plush seal ==
== Plush seal ==
[[File:Toydoga.png|thumb|[[File:mama.mp3]]]]
[[File:Toydoga.png|thumb|[[File:mama.mp3]]]]
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{{Distinguish|Tuesday (character)}}
A '''toy of a seal'''? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
A '''toy of a seal'''? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
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== Polar opposites ==
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[[File:Polar opposites.png|thumb|Which one of these is better?]]
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This '''penguin''' and that '''seal''' are having a discussion over '''which [[Antarctica|Antarctic]] animal is better'''. It's the [[penguin]], and for good reason.
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We're the icons of Antarctica! We're clearly the best.
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What do you think the animal of [[The Wiki Camp 2]] is?
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== Port of No Harbor, the seal ==
== Port of No Harbor, the seal ==
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[[File:Precious.png|thumb|...]]
[[File:Precious.png|thumb|...]]
The '''precious seal''' is a little darling cutie-pie who is considered '''cherished'''.
The '''precious seal''' is a little darling cutie-pie who is considered '''cherished'''.
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== President Seal ==
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[[File:President.jpg|thumb|Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope.]]
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'''Grover Sealand''' was an iconic politician who was [[List of presidents of The Wiki Camp 2|president of The Wiki Camp 2]] prior to its shocking death of old age. [[Head of Lettuce]] has since filled its role.
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[[File:Caughtin4k.png|thumb|BAAAH!]]
[[File:Caughtin4k.png|thumb|BAAAH!]]
'''RTX On the Seal''' is a seal that is highly detailed. This only serves to accentuate its ugly flaws.
'''RTX On the Seal''' is a seal that is highly detailed. This only serves to accentuate its ugly flaws.
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== Seal in a spaceship ==
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[[File:Sealship.jpg|thumb|What are you guys looking at?]]
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This '''seal in a spaceship''' has just discovered a group of free-floating [[astronaut]]s. I mean, who would expect a seal in a spaceship?
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[[File:Greentea.png|thumb|Stop looking...]]
[[File:Greentea.png|thumb|Stop looking...]]
The '''seal in green water''' is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating [[amoeba]].
The '''seal in green water''' is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating [[amoeba]].
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== Seal the Eel ==
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[[File:Encara Messeal.png|thumb|He's going for goal...!]]
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'''Seal the Eel''' has a hunger for sports. Today, he wishes to play [[football]].
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== Sealie Wonder ==
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[[File:Sealebrity.jpg|thumb|Very superstitious!]]
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'''Sealie Wonder''' is the world's most talented singer. Wherever it goes, local spectators are awed by its soothing voice. So musicesque!
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[[File:Sliseal.png|thumb|"Get a load of that guy."]]
[[File:Sliseal.png|thumb|"Get a load of that guy."]]
The '''sly seal''' is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.
The '''sly seal''' is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.
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== Society seal ==
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[[File:Society-seal.jpg|thumb|Much to think about!]]
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This seal '''lives in a society.'''
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[[File:Spa treatment.png|thumb|Ahhhh, so nice.]]
[[File:Spa treatment.png|thumb|Ahhhh, so nice.]]
This '''spa seal''' is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
This '''spa seal''' is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
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== Spyhopper ==
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[[File:Spyhopped.jpg|thumb|...And here?]]
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This seal is '''spyhopping'''. After noticing the mischievous tactics of its [[orca]] predators, it decided to copy them. Perhaps it's training to get its opponents deceived...?
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[[File:Damn surfers.jpg|thumb|Surf's up!]]
[[File:Damn surfers.jpg|thumb|Surf's up!]]
'''Surfer seals''' love riding the biggest waves in the sea. Their surf culture is blooming.
'''Surfer seals''' love riding the biggest waves in the sea. Their surf culture is blooming.
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== Swimming student ==
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[[File:Swimming lessons.jpg|thumb|Come on! Jump in the water!]]
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The '''swimming students''' is taking swimming lessons for the first time at the local indoor swimming pool!
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[[File:Nerpossity.png|thumb|[[Coffee]] anyone?]]
[[File:Nerpossity.png|thumb|[[Coffee]] anyone?]]
The '''urban seal''' is a seal living in the city. It appears stressed and tired from the hubbub or modern life.
The '''urban seal''' is a seal living in the city. It appears stressed and tired from the hubbub or modern life.
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== Vibing seal ==
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[[File:Vibin.png|thumb|Oh hi! I'm just a regular ol' baby seal minding my day.]]
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This '''seal is chilling''' on the ice. He's minding his own business as if nothing bad has ever happened.
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[[File:Wildseal.png|thumb|Careful.]]
[[File:Wildseal.png|thumb|Careful.]]
The '''wild seal''' is a seal that lives in the wilderness. It is several miles away from any [[water]]. It is likely some kind of [[hermit]] or [[monster]].
The '''wild seal''' is a seal that lives in the wilderness. It is several miles away from any [[water]]. It is likely some kind of [[hermit]] or [[monster]].
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== World traveller ==
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[[File:Both poles.jpg|thumb|I miss Antarctica...]]
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The '''world traveller''' has been to every continent on the globe. He brought a [[penguin]] plush back to his homeland on the other pole.
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[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Seals]]
[[Category:Lists]]
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[[Category:Pages Tumblr likes]]
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[[Category:Pages Tumblr really likes]]
[[Category:Pages featuring Olimar and Louie]]
[[Category:Pages featuring Olimar and Louie]]
[[Category:Pages where Drake gives a mic check]]
[[Category:Pages where Drake gives a mic check]]