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[[File:Baikal seal 200507 hakone japan cropped.jpg|thumb|This is a nerpa on a ''good'' day, mind you.]]
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The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa sibirica)'', '''нерпа''' in [[Cyrillic]], '''νερπα''' in the Greek [[alphabet]], or '''Baikal seal''', is a divine [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).
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The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa sibirica)'', '''нерпа''' in [[Cyrillic]], '''νερπα''' in the Greek [[alphabet]], or '''Baikal seal''', is a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).
[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]]
[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]]
[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]]
[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]]
[[File:Elderstatesman.png|thumb|Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...]]
[[File:Elderstatesman.png|thumb|Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...]]
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Nerpas are considered one of the most beautiful things ever. Their bulging [[Eye|eyes]], their wrinkled faces, their stink of [[gasoline]]. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the [[total seal reconciliation]] event. However, [[Niko|one nerpa]] has managed to lead [[Tobaland|an entire country]] as their king, causing many countries to negotiate positive diplomatic relations with them, with hopes to unite all peoples of The Wiki Camp 2.
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Nerpas are considered one of the [[Ugly|ugliest]] damn things ever. Their bulging [[Eye|eyes]], their wrinkled faces, their stink of [[gasoline]]. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the [[total seal extinction]] event.
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The [[92 Wonders of the Natural World]] is just something out of [[BuzzFeed]].
== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* Nerpa comes from the Russian ''нерпа'' (''nerpa''), which comes from the Finnish ''norppa'', somehow meaning [[ringed seal]].
* Nerpa comes from the Russian ''нерпа'' (''nerpa''), which comes from the Finnish ''norppa'', somehow meaning [[ringed seal]].
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