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{{MSPA|John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.|https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/00007_1.gif<br><br>https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/00007_2.gif|You retrieve your FAKE ARMS from the chest. You use these for HILARIOUS ANTICS.<br><br>You CAPTCHALOGUE them in your SYLLADEX. You have no idea what that actually means though.<br><br>There are other items in the chest.What will the name of this young man be?|idk|John: Examine contents of chest.}}

{{MSPA|John: Open message.|http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00026.gif|

-- turntechGodhead {{color|#e00707|[TG]}} began pestering ectoBiologist {{color|#0715cd|[EB]}} at 16:13 --<br><br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today}}<br>

{{color|#0715cd|EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.}}<br>

{{color|#0715cd|EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory}}<br>

{{color|#0715cd|EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?}}<br>

{{color|#0715cd|EB: try using your brain numbnuts.}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like}}<br>

{{color|#0715cd|EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: ok i can accept that}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: did you get the beta yet}}<br>

{{color|#0715cd|EB: no.}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring}}<br>

{{color|#e00707|TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????}}<br>

|idk|John: Look out window.|pesterlog=true}}