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== Chapter 4: Modern Day ( ==

{{Dia|Denji|OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING}}{{Dia|Denji|WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY}}{{Dia|Zombie|BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...}}{{Dia|Denji|Fuck you ZOMBITCH}}{{Dia|Zombie|That's Very mean. DIE}}{{Dia|Denji|X_X}}{{Dia|Pochita|No. my only son. dead.}}{{Dia|Pochita|wait a minute......i have a pochie idea}}

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Two seconds later

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{{Dia|Denji|What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...}}{{Dia|Denji|im not gonna be doing that}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff}}{{Dia|Denji|FINE!!!}}{{Dia|Denji|(Denji does it)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|So let me get this straight...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|yeah okay that is something i do now.}}{{Dia|Zombie|SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD

EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|DIE}}{{Dia|Zombie|(the zombie devil...is dead....)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|(bitch i literally died)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread}}

== Chapter 5: THE WOMAN ==

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Suddenly...a bunch of people in cringy suits enter the [[Bill Ding (Lego Island)|building]].

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{{Dia|Bart|Hey wait, where's the Zombie devil??? It WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE???}}{{Dia|Makima|It looks like someone else got to him...}}{{Dia|Bart|OH GOD. ITS A GUY WITH A CHAINSAW FOR A FACE. GOD. THATS HORRIFYING}}{{Dia|Makima|...You've been working here for 4 years and THAT'S the thing that freaks you out the most?}}{{Dia|Bart|i have a fear of object heads}}{{Dia|Slug|}}{{Dia|Makima|dont worry. i know how to solve this}}{{Dia|Makima|bart go fucking hug it}}{{Dia|Bart|WHAT??? ARE YOU INSANE??? YOU WANT ME TO HUG IT???}}{{Dia|Makima|yeah maybe he'll calm down and turn back to normal}}{{Dia|Bart|no way am i fucking doing that}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|what the fuck are you guys arguing about}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|WAIT A MINUTE........A WOMAN????}}{{Dia|Denji|HOLY SHITTTTTTTT}}{{Dia|Makima|oh wow i guess you didnt need to hug him}}{{Dia|Bart|well now he just looks ugly}}{{Dia|Denji|Hi. I'm Denji. I am cool and aweso-}}{{Dia|Makima|Denji. You're a human who's fused with a devil, right?}}{{Dia|Denji|wow...you're so smart..,..}}{{Dia|Makima|Well it might be unfortunate for you to know that we are devil hunters. we're gonna have to kill you}}{{Dia|Denji|ok.......}}{{Dia|Denji|WAIT WJAT}}{{Dia|Makima|Unless...You work with us. In which case, you will be kept alive.}}{{Dia|Denji|wow how am i still attracted to you}}{{Dia|Bart|can we just kill him right here please}}{{Dia|Makima|No. The power he possesses is great. He will be a big help to me.}}{{Dia|Bart|you mean the devil hunter agency as a whole right

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}}{{Dia|Makima|}}{{Dia|Makima|sure}}

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== Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB ==

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