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| I am not crazy! |
| Mr. McGill, please, you don't have to go in- | |
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| You think this is something? | You think this is bad? |
| This? | This chicanery? |
| He's done |
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I'm not crazy (I know he swapped those numbers). I knew it was 1216, one after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never!
| “ | I just couldn't prove it. | ” | |
| — He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. | |||
That billboard!
Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that?
No! He orchestrated it.
And I saved him
I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm!
- What was I thinking?
- He'll never change.
- He'll never change.
| Always the same. | Couldn't keep his hands out of the |
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| cash drawer. | |
| But not our Jimmy! | Couldn't be precious Jimmy! |
†Stealing them blind!
And he gets to be a lawyer?
- ↑ I should have stopped him when I had a chance!
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