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<center>[[File:The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.gif|thumb|Everyone waiting for the edits]]</center>

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[[File:Editexample.png|thumb|An example of what an edit war may look like.]]

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‮ An [[Edit War]] is when ~~one user~~ on a wiki disruptively overwrite ~~their own~~ edits, usually due to having ~~second thoughts~~ on how the article should be presented. A [[LiSt|list]] of notable edit wars can be found on [[Wikipedia]]’s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars Lamest edit wars].

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An [[Edit War]] is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|vandalism]]. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A [[LiSt|list]] of notable edit wars can be found on [[Wikipedia]]'s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars Lamest edit wars].

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Another [[notable]] example of an Edit War was the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Great_Edit_War Great Edit War], which was [[centered]] around the [[national origin]] of the [[Caesar salad]] between [[2|two]] [[faction]]s.

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Fake Edit Wars are known to exist, but we don't talk about those here.{{Citation needed|reason=Or do you..? Hey, VSauce, Michael here. Edit wars are known to be disruptive to the whole of Wikipedia and other wikis alike… but what about FAKE edit wars?}}

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==History==

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The Edit War began during [[Challenge 3: Edit War|Challenge 3]]. On November 11, 2022, [[The Divine Goddess]] told the contestants to violently kill this poor article.{{Citation needed}} It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate, but many suspect that it is due to an ongoing conflict.

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The Edit War was a [[fun challenge]] where everyone [[Died Horribly|died horribly]] due to excessive [[edits]]. But it was okay, because everyone lived.{{citation needed}} This benefits [[society]], in a way at least.<ref>Society itself! Take it away, society! Society: God I am doing so much better with the benefit of Edit Wars.</ref>

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==Early life==

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| text = Dude! I've been born!

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| text = DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!

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The Edit War was such a [[sweet summer child]], having been raised by [[Lesbian|two mothers]]. Really though, The Edit War emerged from [[Homestuck|a direct asteroid collision with Earth]], and was then adopted by the awesome mothers. [[The Divine Goddess]] took note of this, not for any other reason but because it was so perfect for a challenge that She couldn't miss this one [[opportunity]]. (And thanks to the [[shareholders]].)

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The Edit War was so so sad! Why would The Divine Goddess wish such [[cruelty]] among one page??? It was so. So. SO uncalled for. Just like [[Sealon Musk]]'s purchase of [[Twitter]]. [[Twitter's Doomsday Clock|You know how that's going on.]]

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The Edit War TRIED to at least get some [[NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST|class action lawsuit]] going, but [[:Category:Still in (official)|everyone]] was too busy focusing on turning this kid into [[Damn Seal|something so UNBEARABLE]].

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Today when I walked into my [[economics class]] I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new [[gaming laptop]] to class. The [[Forklift]] he used to bring it was still running [[idle]] at the back. I started [[sweating]] as I sat down and gazed over at the [[700lb beast]] that was his [[laptop]]. He had already reinforced his desk with [[steel support beams]] and was in the process of finding an [[outlet]] for a [[power cable]] thicker than [[Amy Schumer]]'s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's [[nothing]] to worry about. He somehow finds [[a fucking outlet]]. [[Tears]] are running down my [[cheeks]] as I send my last [[text]]s to my family saying I love them. The [[teacher]] starts the [[lecture]], and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his [[RGB Backlit keyboard]] flare to life like a [[nuclear flash]], and a [[deep humming]] fills my ears and shakes my very [[soul]]. The entire city [[power grid]] goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from [[vibrant]] life, to a [[dark]], [[earth shattering]] [[void]] where my body is getting torn apart by the [[150mph gale force winds]] and the [[500 decibel groan]] of the [[cooling fans]]. As my body finally [[surrenders]], I weep, as my school and my city go [[Undertale|under]]. I fucking [[hate]] gaming laptops.

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The above [[paragraph]] appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the [[approaching beasts]].

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==‮ History==

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==History of the Edit War==

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~~‮ The Edit War begun during~~ [[~~Challenge 3: Edit War~~|~~Challenge 3~~]]. ~~On November 11, 2022~~, [[~~The Divine Goddess~~]] ~~told~~ the ~~contestants to violently kill this poor article{{Citation needed}}. It is unknown why She wanted~~ the ~~page to suffer such a gruesome fate~~.

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A [[million years ago]], [[Wikipedia]] was invented, causing great [[Cloud Strife|strife]] to the world because of its rampant '''edit wars'''. Edit wars were historically known for being [[petty]], such as the title of [[Star Trek]] <choose uncached=""><option>[[Into Darkness]] being argued both for and against the "I" in "Into" being [[capitalised]]</option><option>[[Into Darkness]] being argued both for and against the "i" in "into" being [[lowercase]]</option></choose>.

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~~==‮ Early life==~~

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{{Dia|Bloomberg|Hello, everyone! Mike and Spike here, reporting live from The Wiki Camp 2's very own Edit War!}}

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~~‮ Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class.~~ The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's ~~thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I~~'~~m going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds~~ a ~~fucking outlet~~. ~~Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them~~. ~~The teacher starts the lecture~~, ~~and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life~~ like a ~~nuclear flash~~, and ~~a deep humming fills~~ my ~~ears and shakes my very soul~~. ~~The entire city power grid goes dark~~. ~~The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin~~. ~~In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life~~, to ~~a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan~~ of ~~the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.~~

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{{Dia|Spike|DUDE, AREN'T EDIT WARS AGAINST THE [[Rules|RULES]] HERE?}}

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==‮ Gameplay==

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{{Dia|Bloomberg|Yes, but this is a special exception! This is what the challenge is: a wiki-wide edit war!}}

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{{Dia|Bloomberg|Anyway, it looks like a few contestants are on their way!}}

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{{Dia|ry|Oh, hey, Mike and Spike. I was just about to drop off some of my toys.}}

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{{Dia|Bloomberg|We'll be sure to update you of any developments! Till next time!}}

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==Gameplay==

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[[File:Clippy the Seal.png|256px|thumb|right|Hey, looks like you're trying to start up an edit war! Would you like some help with that?]]

did you know...

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==‮ Personality==

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Do the [[konami code]] for something cool. Actually, there's no [[functionality]] for that on this page. [[Javascript]] is a [[Kaste|DOG]].

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‮ I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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==‮ Ingredients==

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==Personality==

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‮ Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Cane Sugar, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin E Acetate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2), Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Sunflower Lecithin, Locust Bean Gum, Ascorbic Acid (to protect freshness), Natural Flavor.

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I live in the [[American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor]]. My name is [[Patrick Bateman]]. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a [[balanced diet]] and [[rigorous exercise routine]]. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing [[stomach crunches]]. I can do [[1000]] now. After I remove the ice pack I use a [[deep pore cleanser lotion]]. In the shower I use a [[water activated gel cleanser]], then a [[honey almond body scrub]], and on the face an [[exfoliating gel scrub]]. Then I apply an [[herb-mint facial mask]] which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my [[routine]]. I always use an after [[shave lotion]] with little or no [[alcohol]], because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look [[older]]. Then [[moisturizer]], then an [[anti-aging eye balm]] followed by a final [[moisturizing protective lotion]].

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==‮ Geography==

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‮ The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of ~~caves~~.

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The Edit War is so EVIL. SO SWEET!!! So [[Undertale|stuck at home]]... Edit Worth is so [[Sans|bonetastic]], says the funny. Can't say that I have!<ref>Can't say that I reference!</ref>

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==‮ Controversy==

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{{Dia|Waldorf|I don't know, but at least it's more comprehensible than this entire wiki!}}

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==Ingredients==

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[[Almondmilk]] ([[Filtered Water]], [[Almonds]]), [[Cane Sugar]], [[Vitamin and Mineral Blend]] ([[Calcium Carbonate]], [[Vitamin E Acetate]], [[Vitamin A Palmitate]], [[Vitamin D2]]), [[Sea Salt]], [[Gellan Gum]], [[Sunflower Lecithin]], [[Locust Bean Gum]], [[Ascorbic Acid]] (to protect freshness), [[Natural Flavor]].

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At least [[1|one]] [[Big Mac]] from [[Wendy's]]. Maybe some [[diamond]]s, too. But these diamonds must need to be obtained from [[villager]]s. But ONLY the ones that come from [[Minecraft mod]]s. Specifically ones from [[CurseForge]]. Oh yeah, and one [[bucket of sand]]. [[Seal]]s could also work.

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Make sure to crush this all into a [[thin paste]] after you're done mixing it all up.

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==Geography==

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The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of [[cave]]s.

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==Coverage==

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Edit War has competed to be the longest page on [[The Wiki Camp 2]] and [[The Infamous Wiki]], the latter being fairly new. So far, Edit War has competed in -1 challenges and has acquired an undisclosed amount of points.

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!Challenge

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!Details

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!Entry

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!Placement

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|style="width: 16%"|[[Unchallenge 3: God Worthed]]

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|style="width: 45%"|{{Dia|Waldonf|Such a good competitor!}}

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|style="width: 15%"|[[Edit God]]

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==Controversy==

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All [[controversy]] surrounding Edit War is not directed at them. The [[Fortnite]] dance below this? Totally unrelated.

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Actually, is that even remotely a Fortnite dance?

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~~==‮ Death==~~

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‮ Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

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==‮ Discography==

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==Death==

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The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal [[accident]]s, but it sure is suffering ''accidents''. At the end of [[Challenge 3: Edit War|Challenge 3]], expect no life from what was once a [[flourishing]] page.

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[[Back Into The Future|Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.]]

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==Discography==

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{| class="wikitable sortable plainrowheaders" style="text-align:center;"

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|+ Name of song, featured performers, writers, originating album, and year released.

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! scope="col"| Song

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! scope="col"| Artist(s)

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! scope="col" class="unsortable"| Writer(s)

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! scope="row"| "[[I Have Been So Edited]]"

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| Edit Wiki

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| Edit Wiki

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| ''[[Edit Wiki (Edit Wiki album)|Edit Wiki]]''

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| 2022

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! scope="row"| "[[The Goddess Is Among Us All]]"

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| Edit Wiki and The Toy

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| ''[[Edit Wiki (Edit Wiki album)|Edit Wiki]]''

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! scope="row"| "[[Edit Wars Are So Fun]]"

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| Edit Wiki

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| Edit Wiki and Pibby

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| ''[[Edit Wiki (Edit Wiki album)|Edit Wiki]]''

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! scope="row"| "[[Challenged For The Third Time]]"

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| Edit Wiki

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| Edit Wiki

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| ''[[Edit Wiki (Edit Wiki album)|Edit Wiki]]''

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! scope="row"| "[[Reverted Edits]]"

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| Edit Wiki

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| ''[[Edit Wiki (Edit Wiki album)|Edit Wiki]]''

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| 2022

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==References in other media==

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In [[Wikipedia]], Edit Wars are super common. The lead for this page has a link to its [[lame]]st ones yet.

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In [[Some Other Media]], Edit Wars are the main [[antagonist]] against the main [[protagonist]]'s home planet. The plot involves [[Nuke|highly destructive weapons]] that can wipe out entire [[infrastructure]] in mere minutes, proving to be an effective tool against even the toughest of Edit Wars.

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~~==‮ References~~ in ~~other media==~~

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In [[Homestuck]], Edit Wars aren't mentioned at all, but could be an occurring thing in [[WikiFAQs]].

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~~==‮ Judging Criteria==~~

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In [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Edit Warry]] is the 40th contestant.

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~~‮ Whoever~~ is ~~named Mahjong Tile is able to select those who are safe in this challenge up to 85 competitors~~.

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~~‮ 10 shares are offered to Mahjong Tile and T Series Car~~

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==Judging Criteria==

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~~==‮ Results==~~

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Whoever is named [[Nerpy Scuba]] is able to select those who are safe in this challenge up to 85 competitors.

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~~‮ TBD~~

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==~~‮ Yard sale~~==

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~~‮ Hello, this~~ is [[~~Diary~~]]~~. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole|weird toys]], and figured I’ve gathered enough~~ to ~~start my own [[yard sale]]. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the [[Toy Blocks|toy(s)]] you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys~~ in ~~ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want~~ to ~~get rid of all this [[Paper Niko|useless junk]]. Have fun~~.

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=== ‮ Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke ===

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10 shares are offered to [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever]].

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‮ Toy instructions:

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#‮ Below should be a template for a joke ~~you’d~~ find on the [[Statler and Waldorf]] page.

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==Results==

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#‮ Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.

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==Guide==

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First off, you'll want to head up north to the [[Devious Hills]]. That's where you'll get the best available loot for your journey. You'll mostly want [[Damn Coins]] and [[Heckled Gems]], but make sure to equip the best tools and armory. Next, you'll want to make your way to the [[Edit Caverns]], which can be recognized by its jagged [[Code Rocks]]. When you get there, grind for as long as you can, but make sure to aim for the weakest monsters first. After you're satisfied with your level and statistics, you can face off the [[Edit War Boss]]. It'll take at least a couple of minutes to progress between phases, but eventually you'll defeat them and win the game.

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==Yard sale==

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Hello, this is [[Diary]]. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole|weird toys]], and figured I've gathered enough to start my own [[yard sale]]. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the [[Toy Blocks|toy(s)]] you want to play with. Or, don't do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven't intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this [[Paper Niko|useless junk]]. Have fun.

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Hello, this is [[Jurta]]. Thank you.

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=== Toy 0: Walk Cycles ===

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Look at them go!

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=== Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke ===

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Toy instructions:

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=== Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe ===

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‮ Toy instructions:

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#Below is a 10x10 table.

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#This toy works like a game of [[tic-tac-toe]], but there are [[like]] ninety of you. You're all expected to be split into 2 teams

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#‮ Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.

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#Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.

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=== ‮ Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter ===

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=== Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter ===

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#Below is a template for a [[Viral Tweet|viral tweet]]. Fill in the blank words appropriately.

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#‮ When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to [[Twitter]].

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#When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to [[Twitter]].

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#‮ The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day: [[File:Funnyimage.png|~~50px~~]]

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#The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day: [[File:Funnyimage.png|51px]]

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#‮ The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.

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#The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.

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=== Toy 4: Dunk him ===

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=== Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy ===

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~~=== ‮ Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy ===~~

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#It is not advised to use this toy.

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~~‮ Toy instructions:~~

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##Like please, don't use it.

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#This is not a toy, but a [[Stuff Blowing Up|pipe bomb]].

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#This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> the entire page will blow up.

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##You win if nobody sets off the bomb.

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~~#‮ It is not advised to use this toy.~~

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~~##‮ Like please, don’t use it.~~

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~~#‮ This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.~~

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~~#‮ This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> the entire page will blow up.~~

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~~##‮ You win if nobody sets off the bomb.~~

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:~~‮ Damn seal~~

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=== Toy 5.5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy 2.0 ===

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Toy instructions:

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~~=== ‮ Toy 6: Magic mirror ===~~

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#This is another dangerous toy.

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~~‮ Toy instructions;~~

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#Like before, do not surround this bomb in <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> or you will [[regret]] it.

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#Like, REALLY regret it.

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#‮ This toy makes the whole page flip.

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{Nothing}

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#‮ This toy might not work on certain browsers. [[Sorry :(]]

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Toy instructions;

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#This toy makes the whole page flip.

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#Click "Expand" to turn it on!

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#This toy might not work on certain browsers. [[Sorry :(]]

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#Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀

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‮ (ǝɿǝʜ υʞobυƨ llɒɔ ǝw Ɉɒʜw ƨ'ɈɒʜT) ⸮[[Sudoku Mirrored|bǝɿoɿɿiM υʞobυƧ]] ʇo ǝmɒϱ ɒ ɿoʇ ǝɿɒƆ .blɿow ɿoɿɿim ǝʜɈ oɈ ǝmoɔlǝW

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(ǝɿǝʜ υʞobυƨ llɒɔ ǝw Ɉɒʜw ƨ'ɈɒʜT) ⸮[[Sudoku Mirrored|bǝɿoɿɿiM υʞobυƧ]] ʇo ǝmɒϱ ɒ ɿoʇ ǝɿɒƆ .blɿow ɿoɿɿim ǝʜɈ oɈ ǝmoɔlǝW

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;‮ ƨnoiɈɔυɿɈƨni γoT

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;ƨnoiɈɔυɿɈƨni γoT

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#‮ υʞobυƨ Ɉƨυį ƨ'ɈI

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#υʞobυƨ Ɉƨυį ƨ'ɈI

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#‮ γɒlq oɈ woʜ wonʞ Ɉ'nob υoγ ʇi qυ ɈɒʜɈ ʞoo⅃

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#γɒlq oɈ woʜ wonʞ Ɉ'nob υoγ ʇi qυ ɈɒʜɈ ʞoo⅃

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=== ‮ Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy ===

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=== Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy ===

There are no instructions. Write them yourself.

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=== ‮ Toy 8: ... ===

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=== Toy 8: An Actual, Legitimate Bomb™ ===

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[[File:WTF BOOM.mp3]]

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=== Toy 9: ... ===

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==‮ Trivia==

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=== Toy 10: Social Media Bankruptcy Speedrun [[File:Twitter Blue benefit.png|20px]] ===

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The only instructions are to buy some social media company and then ram it into the ground. If you need help, just ask [[Sealon Musk]].

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=== Toy 11: Random Machines! ===

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Go ahead, play with these! I doubt anything ''too'' bad will happen…

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File:Singing Machine.png

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=== Toy 12: Optimus Prime ===

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[[File:Optimus Prime.jpg|500px]]

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optimus prime

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<nowiki>*linkin park plays*</nowiki>

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=== Toy 13: Nerpy Scuba ===

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Naaahhh… This one ''SUCKS''.

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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''Well, I know a good Edit War when I see one.''}}

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=== Toy 14: Alternate timeline ===

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In an [[alternate timeline]], Edit War is known as Edit Peace, where everyone edited in harmony together! No [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|vandalism]] and certainly no [[disagreement]]. But if these forces were to meet, a terrible [[wormhole]] would rip open!

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==Stinger==

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THE SKELETON APPEARS

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{{Dia|Waldonf|'''Statler''' and '''Waldorf''' are a pair of [[The Muppets|Muppet]] characters best known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for [[Heckler|heckling]]. The two elderly men first appeared in ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their [[The gods (theatrical)|balcony seats]].

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Created by [[Jim Henson]], the characters have been performed by numerous puppeteers, including Henson, in a variety of films and television productions within the Muppet franchise. Statler and Waldorf are named after two landmark [[New York City]] hotels, the [[Hotel Pennsylvania|Statler Hilton]] and the [[Waldorf Astoria New York|Waldorf-Astoria]].}}

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==Post-stinger==

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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''So you've decided to adopt an egg, hm?''}}

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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Hopefully those bone structures of yours collapses soon.''}}

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==Trivia==

*Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the [[rules]].

**I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.

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***[[Page where being a dick is allowed]]

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==‮ See also==

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==See also==

*[[Challenge 3: Edit War]]

*This thang [[File:okinberries.png|20x20px]]

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*[[Edit Ward]]

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==External links==

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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==~~‮ External links~~==

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==References==

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~~‮ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ~~

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