Okin unlovable

My name is Okin unlovable...

They say I'm unlovable...

It is theoretically impossible to love me...

Love is something I don't get to see...

I'm so SAD.

Scientists say that love for me is not possible. It's hopeless...

I own a Amazon Alexa.

Alexa, order a smart touchscreen toaster.

Does anyone want to play Overwatch 2 with me...?