Chocolate milk

Not even a pint of vodka is worth being as protective as a glass of chocolate milk. This makes it the most delicate drink around.

Chocolate milk is milk that looks, smells, and tastes like chocolate. Though the producers of Team Umizoomi claimed that chocolate milk originates from brown cows, nutritional scientists have since proven it to be false. Because of the chocolatey powder that makes up its chemical composition, chocolate milk is highly favoured by society over vanilla milk, but witnesses of King Henry VIII's death say that it's not the case.