Computer
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If you don't have this, then don't talk to me.
In the digital world, there's only 3 things to do:
You have Charles Babbage to thank.
Parts of a computer
The hard drive's reading head is a master encyclopedia reader. It is very precise, but sometimes lacks perfect accuracy. In such cases, it is to be recalibrated with a toothpick by an untrained amateur for best performance.
3.5-inch floppy drives and CD-ROM readers also exist, used for recording programs on compact discs, such as Sonic's Schoolhouse and Microsoft Musical Instruments.
The motherboard is as vital as the human spinal cord. In such instances, the vertebrae come in many shapes, sizes, and functions, from cooling to transmitting sound to measuring temperature like a thermometer.
The computer's brain is the processor. Its mighty frontal lobe gives the computer its intelligent nature. With millions of transmitters, its cadence can reach the GHz level.
The processor's parietal lobes can recognize high internal temperatures, activating its cooler and dissipating intense heat. The more conductive the material, the better it cools.
Random Access Memories is an album by Daft Punk. Though it plays songs in the form of short-term information, it is still a good album.
The case is the computer's sturdy exoskeleton and its greatest method of defence. It also acts houses the nervous system, connecting with its internal organs. In the aftermath of moulting, the now mere husk can be reinstated as a self-sustaining vivarium that comes with substrates, vegetation, springtails, and various arthropods like woodlice and centipedes. Each sold separately.
The video card connects the computer to the monitor, its bioluminescent face. The video chip creates 2D and 3D images, such as the Rotating CSS Cube.
Video memory is directly proportional to how clear the image is. But of course, correlation is not equal to causation.
The modem ensures communication between computers. Echolocation in frequencies too high for humans to hear is the preferred method, though text to speech exists too.
The power supply is to Electrical as the computer is to the Skeld. Each component has different requirements for voltages, and so the power supply gives them that.
The interior cabling comprises the veins, arteries, and capillaries of the computer, completing the nervous system.
Care Instructions
It is no easy task to take care of a computer, as they prove picky pets indeed.
Here are some guidelines for those who choose to walk the path of madness nonetheless:
- Do not let your computer drink water, and never feed her after midnight.
- Allocate enough memory for the null terminator of a string, as forgetting to do so can cause nightmares that may distress your computer.
- Defragment your computer's drive on a regular basis.
- Be sure to brush your computer's teeth twice daily with fluoridated toothpaste.
- If your computer likes to go on walks, keep her on a leash. Interactions with flora and fauna are okay in moderation; a varied diet is important for a growing computer!