Elegant Condiment
| Elegant Condiment | |
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| Species | Condiment Bottle |
| Pronouns | They/Any |
| Affiliation | Fine Dining For The Serious |
| Home | Fine Dining For The Serious in Bloombergia, New NEW Columbia |
| Discord profile | DATA EXPUNGED |
| Wiki user | DATA EXPUNGED |
Condiment Found In Elegant Dining Facilities is an employee at and benefactor of The Normal Camp 2. They are played by DATA EXPUNGED (DATA EXPUNGED) and oversee the work of employee David Nutshell Senior.
Appearance
Condiment Found In Elegant Dining Facilities is a small Fine Dining For The Serious glass sauce container of normal sauce, likely made to only appeal to the upper class of society. Their body is comprised of a glass container with a dark grey lid, filled with transparent rogue viscous liquid. Comparatively speaking, Elegant Condiment is one of the most wealthy employees, having a networth of over 400,000,000,000 $.
Personality
As there are many other poorer sauces on the menu of Fine Dining For The Serious, Elegant Condiment is overall a pretty tangy, if not bitter person by comparison, constantly flexing their wealth while arrogantly talking down to those less privileged than them. Its also why they’re probably in charge of the Financing for Division 17.
Backstory
After being packaged with a Extra Spicy Pristine GodSteak Sizzled Side Sp Extreme Supreme, Condiment Found In Elegant Dining Facilities was driven to a mansion and was put into a drawer in a smart fridge.
It's here where they don't unveil that they've been sentient the entire time, as they do not want to waste their breath revealing themselves inside a fridge of such low standards to them. As to not starve and die however, they begrudgingly began to work their way around their new refrigerated abode. Through a touchscreen pad on the door of the smart fridge, they had access to the internet. They began exploring the world wide web, becoming extremely educated about business and finance, including the expansive history of their original location. One day, they stumbled upon The Normal Camp 2, and decided to apply for a job by submitting a resume of their own.