God

Not to be confused with Richard Horvitz.

Not to be confused with Jesus Christ.

Not to be confused with The Holy Spirit.

Not to be confused with Carson Jude Johnson.

“	Thou shalt see it shining in the arm that wields a pick or drives a spike; that democratic dignity which, on all hands, radiates without end from God; Himself! The great God absolute! The centre and circumference of all democracy! His omnipresence, our divine equality!	”
	— Moby Dick

god

He farted like really loud one time and accidentally made the earth bro it was CRAZY holy shit lol

You know who else accidentally made the Earth? Clod!!!