Jorly's illness ranking system
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Jorl's illness ranking system is a standard method of describing injuries and disease by how dangerous they are. It is a pogarithmic scale.
A
An A rank indicates no danger at all, or a circumstance that actually heals. Includes medicine such as laughter.
B
A B rank indicates a danger akin to being tapped on the shoulder.
C
A C rank indicates a danger akin to smelling something bad.
D
A D rank indicates mild emotional harm, such as stress.
E
An E rank indicates a danger akin to getting pinched. This is the first OWIE.
F
An F rank indicates a danger akin to hitting your funnybone. Hurts but not actually that dangerous...
G
A G rank indicates moderate emotional harm, like stresser.
H
An H rank indicates a danger okin to being near a horrid nerpa!
I
An I rank indicates a danger akin to being removed from a team, to fend for yourself. "I" for hIpothetical high harm.
J
A J rank indicates a danger akin to going face-to-face with the Joker.
K
A K rank indicates a danger akin to pure poison (on contact, not ingestion). This is the first BOOBOO.
L
An L rank indicates a danger akin to losing at Fortnite. If Fortnite was the game chosen by Jigsaw, that is.
M
An M rank indicates severe emotional harm, like stressest.
N
An N rank indicates a danger akin to getting punched — hard!
O
An O rank indicates a danger okin to getting chased around by a maniac.
P
A P rank indicates a danger akin to slipping on a banana peel. This is the first MIGHTDIE.
- Not to be confused with ⠀
Go for a Perfect!
Q
A Q rank indicates a danger akin to being old.
R
An R rank indicates a danger akin to being splashed with pure acid.
S
An S rank is the best!
T
A T rank indicates a danger akin to getting fucking shot.
U
A U rank indicates a danger akin to being sucked into outer space.
V
A V rank indicates a danger akin to fighting Vriska with plot armor.
W
A W rank indicates a danger akin to getting nuked. This is the first DEATHLIKELY.
X
An X rank indicates a danger akin to falling into a black hole.
Y
A Y rank indicates a danger akin to lava.
Z
Z+
A Z+ rank indicates a danger beyond the scope of death. Such dangers include threats to the world or universe as a whole, such as Foo.