King Midas

King Midas in his sole Saturday Night Live gig. His microphone is made of gold, except it is painted black like the Rolling Stones suggested.

His Majesty King Midas, nicknamed the Golden Boy, is truly a golden boy. It is said that everything he touches or sets foot on is transformed into pure gold. He is the host of the Golden Globes, compiled the Golden Record, and has the largest net worth of any person, far exceeding Elon Musk.