Kiss the Cook
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| “ | The secret ingredient is love. | ” | |
| — The cook's iconic catchphrase | |||
Kiss the Cook | |
|---|---|
 Kiss in [DATE UNKNOWN] | |
| Born | June 5, 1997 |
| Died | June 6, 1907 |
Kiss the Cook is a world-renowned cook, best known for his iconic apron with his name on it. His apron became so iconic that people stole his identity.
Demise
While on a trip to Wisconsin in 1907 to find the best cheese, Kiss fell into a giant butter churner and died at the untimely age of -90, falling out of the cook industry and thus opening a power vacuum.
Legacy
Due to his prominent role in the culinary world, Kiss became the namesake of popular chocolate confectionery Hershey's Kisses, formerly called Hershey's Scary. Hershey's CEO, Sheher Hershey, stated that this is because "he looked like one when he came out of the churner".