Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon
| Lloyd | |
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| Ninjago character | |
Elemental Master of uhhhh. green | |
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| Full name | Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon |
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| Species | Oni/Dragon/Human hybrid. Freak... |
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| “ | haha yayyy :) | ” | |
| — Lloyd, on occasion. | |||
Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon is the green one. He was chosen to be the green one because he's basically Jesus.
Before becoming a ninja, Lloyd was formerly a little baby. A little baby guy a little baby little small baby boy.
He was a former student at the Evil Little Baby Boarding School For Babies That Are Little And Evil, where his mother had dumped him at and scurried off and didn't talk to him for several entire years. Lloyd would later run away from the boarding school because he "did not fuck with it or its vibe whatsoever", despite really wanting to be evil like his dad at the time.
After the other Ninja found-family'd him, they discovered that this little itty bitty babpy little boy was the prophesized green ninja. When it was discovered that Lloyd was truly the green one, they made him drink sand from the Beach That Makes You Old and it made him older and that was a little bit fucked up to be honest. Kai, the red one, was a little pissed about Lloyd being the green one because he really wanted to be the green one instead of the red one, but he got over it. Lloyd also stopped trying to be evil and instead became so very nice. Yay :)
Trivia
- He is green. He's the green one and he's very green.
- Things keep happening to him constantly. Damn!
- In 2012, Lloyd was briefly a member of Death Grips.
- Green.
- He's green.
