Wow how pathetic.
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They really thought splitting into another kingdom would make them seem stronger.
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Anyway, I made sure this was accessible to as many crying eyes as possible.
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Mean Kingdom
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MEAN KINGDOM | |
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 Flag | |
| Motto: Be the meanest you can be! | |
| National language | THIS ONE THAT I AM SPEAKING |
| Government | A MEAN ONE |
• Ruler | Mean Contestant Placeholder |
• Water (%) | 0 |
| Population | |
• Census |  2 |
| Time zone | GREAT NOW I'M WONDERING HOW TIME WORKS ON THE MOON! |
THE MEAN KINGDOM IS A PLACE MADE BY ME, MEAN CONTESTANT PLACEHOLDER!!!
Location
IT IS ON THE MOON!! AND WHEN I SAY ON I MEAN INSIDE IT!!! THE BIG PLACE IS THE MEANHOUSE™!!! THE AREA INCLUDES THE MEANHOUSE™ AND THE AREA IN FRONT OF THE MEANHOUSE™!
Ha! Not really much of a kingdom.
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Hey! I'm working with what I have!
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Well my place is like way better.
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Well your one doesn't have your face on it.
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Hm...
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Excellent point actually.
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It's tall and menacing! The perfect fort!
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and now: an exclusive look into the inside of the fortress
History
I JUST MADE IT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING! I AM HAVING FUN BUT I NEED HELP...
And now you have some!
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You should go more in depth
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I wouldn't mind to hear it.
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Right.
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BEFORE THE KINGDOM
I BUILT IT AND THEN THAT SWORD WITH THE CAPE IN HIS MONSTER TRUCK CLAIMED IT WAS HIS SO I PUNCHED HIM OFF.
Hm. History books are usually longer than this.
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I don't see you writing it.
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Well. I can get someone else to write it instead.
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The ruler was sent to find somewhere to settle himself within the fallen heavenly body. The fort was built brick by brick, plank by plank by its mean ruler upon the floating lands he forced together. However, a banished lord who sits with their cape flowing in their mechanical steed crashed down onto the edge of this land. The mean ruler stated that the lord was on his land, but the lord claimed it was his. The ruler of mean applied all of his might and power to strike the vehicle and its master banished further into the void.
WHAT.
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MAKING THE KINGDOM
Wait. You're not even actually competing?
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I mean we got in with the greenhouse, so why can't I get in here!?
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Hm. Can't argue with that.
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Weeks later, the mean ruler submits his kingdom to another competition in another attempt to join it. However, the mean ruler did not know how to actually rule a kingdom, so he asked for the assistance of a prince from an older, larger and existing kingdom whomst he respects. The prince helps the mean ruler manifest more of the kingdom, like an actual history section and even an episodic game series. Later, to demonstrate the mean culture of the Mean Kingdom, the mean ruler stated his mean opinions publicly of the not so mean other kingdoms, but none of them have yet to respond. This clearly means that the Mean Kingdom is the most mean and feared kingdom out there.
FUTURE OF THE KINGDOM
Why are you looking at me?
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I thought you had some sort of plan for this place.
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No. Not really.
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Residents
- ME!!!!
- aka Mean Contestant Placeholder!!!
- Silver Drop...
It's getting a bit lonely here.
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Well who are we going to get!? Box Fan? Your wittle butler!?
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Yes yes! That would be quite dandy.
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...
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Whatever. Fine.
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NOT Residents
- THAT CRAZY MAGIC BOOK
- THE SWORD GUY WITH THE CAPE WHO THINKS HE RULES OVER EVERYTHING.
- AND HIS STUPID TRUCK TOO!
- AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!
If anyone other than me tries to update either of the 2 lists, I'll be mad.
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Episodes
Since I'm so powerful and mean, some chumps made a tie-in episodic game series about me.
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That's not what-
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So, here's what to look forward to in Mean Contestant Placeholder's Rude Game for Bullies!!.
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1 - Silver Drama
Silver Drop gets help from Mean in their plans to defeat Trix in the finale of Camp LIFE. They have to figure out how to beat Trix to the core while not messing up the plan to save the world.
2 - Mean Kingdom the Free
The Mean Kingdom attempts to be mean to the other Kingdoms and the rest of the moon. How will he do this? Will he get killed for it? This is the only free episode so people don't complain about the name.
3 - Terror of the Teams
Through the use of the HPRC, new teams are formed and Mean has to stop this from getting too out of control. Who will he join up and who will he face?
Guest Starring: Welly!
4 - Mean Contestant Placeholder VS The Tiny Waker - Round 2: The Waker Reborn
After being crushed by the moon during Week 16 in an undone animation, The Tiny Waker is back for revenge and Mean and adjacents have to stop it. It won't hold back this time.
5 - 8th Place is Enough
Mean Contestant Placeholder challenges MS and Ass SDP and Co to see who really deserves 8th place the most. Why does Mean care about this? Truth is that he doesn't, he is just doing this out of spite.
Trivia
- The game's name is officially shortened to MCPRG4B
- Some speculate that this is a reference to something. Those people are wasting their time.
- For legal reasons I must state that this game was partly funded by Silver Drop.
Culture
Being mean.
Opinions
United Kingdom
Isn't this the place where you're from?
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No no no.
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Oh.
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Well it's stupid anyway.
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Like who the what is King Bob!?
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Even you are more deserving of the throne than him.
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Kingdom of Far Far Away
Well this place better stay "Far Far Away"!
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Eh. Try again.
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Who cares if the insult is good? It's "long long gone" anyway.
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heh he
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Magic Kingdom
I can't blame people for being confused, it sure is tragic!
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Sammer's Kingdom
I could beat them.
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I could especially beat the Guy With Glasses.
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If I may ask, why did you emphasize "with"?
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You'll see!
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Animal Kingdom
All of them?
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Even...
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Kingdom of Cats
wowaz! thes i'z punes.
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cats no pows away from animols.
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youz can alls read thus.
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Oh, how thoughtful of you.
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I'm never doing that ever again.
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Evil Mushroom Kingdom
Why am I blue?
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Hm. I'm not quite sure.
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However, that blue doesn't quite suit you. You know?
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Grr. Of course you get the cool dark design.
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Well at least my flag is better!
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Drats!
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That's just evil!
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PLACEHOLDER
theme park??? Well I'm a placeholder myself.
End
Well nothing is really stopping me from updating this in the future >:]